Get Wined & Dined By George Costanza

Get Wined & Dined By George Costanza | Seinfeld

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00:00 George's only hope. (From S3E16: 'The Fix-Up')
00:33 Intro
00:38 George pours merlot for his cousin. (From S9E5: 'The Junk Mail')
01:26 George gives Steinbrenner a taste of calzone. (From S7E20: 'The Calzone')
02:10 George, the perfect gentleman. (From S6E6: 'The Gymnast)
02:55 George thrives on a double date. (From S5E9: 'The Masseuse')
04:16 George dips the way he wants to dip. (From S4E19: 'The Implant')
05:16 George gets a jump on the canapés. (From S8E4: 'The Little Kicks')
05:58 George orders from the soup nazi. (From S7E6: 'The Soup Nazi')
06:47 George introduces food into his love-making. (From S9E4: 'The Blood')
07:58 George orders the opposite. (From S5E22: 'The Opposite')
10:56 George and the ice cream. (From S5E6: 'The Lip Reader')
11:42 George doesn't drink wine, he likes pepsi. (From S5E13: 'The Dinner Party')
13:29 George is compared to rissoto. (From S5E1: 'The Mango')
14:58 George eats his Snickers with a knife and fork. (From S6E3: 'The Pledge Drive')
15:47 George waits for a call (From S2E11: 'The Chinese Restaurant')
17:18 George orders from the vending machine (From S9E11: 'The Dealership')
19:19 George brings an outside cucumber. (From S2E8: 'The Heart Attack')
21:23 George leaves a tip. (From S7E20: 'The Calzone')
21:57 George paid for lunch. (From S6E2: 'The Big Salad')
23:16 George cooks breakfast. (From S5E21: 'The Hamptons')
24:31 George makes sandwiches. (From S5E12: 'The Stall')
26:49 George catches a loaf. (From S7E11: 'The Rye')
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Seinfeld stars Jerry Seinfeld as a stand-up comedian whose life in New York City is made even more chaotic by his quirky group of friends who join him in wrestling with life's most perplexing, yet often trivial questions. Often described as "a show about nothing," Seinfeld mines the humor in life's mundane situations like waiting in line, searching for a lost item, or the trials and tribulations of dating. Co-starring are Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Jerry's ex-girlfriend and current platonic pal, Elaine Benes; Jason Alexander as George Costanza, Jerry's neurotic hard-luck best friend; and Michael Richards as Jerry's eccentric neighbor, Kramer.
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@Sa199_ 24 күн бұрын

"So hopelessness is the key." "It's my only hope." 😂

@damienwilloughby 23 күн бұрын

🤣

@tokenblack7983 22 күн бұрын

Such good writing. Like no other

@sitdowndogbreath 18 күн бұрын

And here we are today

@sal4992 23 күн бұрын

Honestly, they are all terrific actors but George is the reason why I watch this show. Unbelievable performance. Fits the act so perfectly.

@jumahbrady670 19 күн бұрын

Facts 💯

@ZizaDlamini 14 күн бұрын

He is fantastic ❤

@Quadrupliplex 6 күн бұрын

yes, George is the best character and his issues always tie all the others together. he is also, essentially, the proxy for Larry David.

@mostdefrecords4334 3 күн бұрын

Thats his life Short bald headed jew😂

@brickforge1284 24 күн бұрын

George Costanza is one of the most relatable and legendary sitcom characters ever, Jason deserved some award for that.

@B1astFriend 9 күн бұрын

i think he won something. lol

@rufusray 7 күн бұрын

Im not sure about other awards, but he is in fact the only cast member to never win an emmy, though he was nominated 7 or 8 times. Michael Richard's won the most Emmys of the 4 main cast members.

@brickforge1284 7 күн бұрын

@@rufusray Jason won some sag awards but he deserved some Emmy recognition, Michael Richards also was terrific and deserved his own emmys

@DhooomKetu 23 күн бұрын

George is an icon . The more you grow more you relate to him 😂

@edwardburch7939 10 күн бұрын

So we are all a little Larry David inside of us

@jaya1000 3 күн бұрын

Everyone wishes they were kramer. Unemployed yet self sufficient. But in reality we are George paying 2300/mo for a 1 bedroom apartment making 60k/yr

@LuluRay77 23 күн бұрын

Wait .. iv never never noticed, right before George eats out of the trash, Mrs. Enright asks him if he wants any FOOD ..and he says no 😂😂😂

@89cgil 22 күн бұрын

“Take one dip, and END IT”!!

@cygnustsp 20 күн бұрын

One of Jerry's favorite lines from the show

@user-ol9qz1vm7z 6 күн бұрын

The best!

@user-ol9qz1vm7z 6 күн бұрын

Or the outside cucumber

@Froghorn_ 23 күн бұрын

“Well I’m sorry, Timmy….”

@inncogneato6341 18 күн бұрын

‘No. I feel full after the risotto.’

@JamieJamz 23 күн бұрын

I need a gortex jacket for my Minnesota winters 😂

@HARBRINGERZERO 23 күн бұрын

“Big Stein wants a little taste.” I always loved when George Steinbrenner was onscreen. 🤣

@raymondliang7 20 күн бұрын

"Nothing more satisfying after a meal than looking down and just seeing the table."

@StarkIller-df7gw 8 күн бұрын

George Steinbrenner was hilarious! All the boss's George & Elaine have are hilarious! 😂

@alexshank1414 23 күн бұрын

Where’s George’s Kung Pao Chicken? You know he likes his chicken spicy.

@user-ue4rd1mf1v 23 күн бұрын

George is gettin upset!

@StarkIller-df7gw 8 күн бұрын

George likes his chicken spicy! 😂

@kevintamas7164 23 күн бұрын

The Double Dip Timmy, a legend!!!

@TheStuport 24 күн бұрын

One of the Greatest George Moments for me is when he navigates that Eclair to his yapper...then he is suddenly busted by Mrs. Enright! 🤣🤣🤣

@rickleitch1036 23 күн бұрын

Priceless

@sexhaver420 23 күн бұрын

Beautifully said

@Turfsurfer62 22 күн бұрын

The “hovering” eclair! Awesome episode

@TheStuport 22 күн бұрын

@@Turfsurfer62 "above the rim" 🤣

@Turfsurfer62 22 күн бұрын

@@TheStuport 😂

@Sacred_Fire 23 күн бұрын

I like "George likes his chicken spicey."

@walterfristoe4643 23 күн бұрын

George is one of those people who just can't win for losing! 🤣

@spiegeltn 23 күн бұрын

Yeah, and I want a calzone now. 😏

@vantheman1238 19 күн бұрын

Seinfeld, The Opposite one of the finest comedy shows of all time. Genius.

@ceave 23 күн бұрын

But you had to have the BIG SALAD

@antakalipa 23 күн бұрын

Timmy was right, you can't double dip. 😂😂😂 George was arrogant.

@toxictacticalfanboi 23 күн бұрын

The only exception to double dipping is if it’s your own dip and not sharing. Otherwise Timmy is 💯 right 🤣

@mikeonthecomputer 23 күн бұрын

@@toxictacticalfanboi MythBusters had an episode on it, growing cultures after the fact. Timmy was wrong. George is right.

@DrJ-hx7wv 23 күн бұрын

Look at the look on Timmy's face even before GC double dipped. He was looking for trouble.

@JaxRiley 22 күн бұрын

I really don't see the problem if you break the chip with your teeth so there's really no point of contact with your mouth, or if you turn the chip around. Y'all are germaphobes these days 😂

@That-Will-Do-It 19 күн бұрын

@@JaxRiley Ive always felt that turning the chip around is good around family. Friends, acquaintances, and or strangers though? I wouldn't risk it. You never know how one might react or if people start talking about you behind your back because of it, even if its not all that weird. People like to make a big deal out of things.

@josemaria8177 24 күн бұрын

The best advice when dining chez George is to remember to always refuse an eclair, never forget to eat the marble rye and to always check your scrambled eggs for lobster

@Cookieboy70 24 күн бұрын

Also, make sure the chicken is spicy. Cookieboy70 likes his chicken spicy.

@MrAnimeFights 23 күн бұрын

And whatever you do, never ever order the pastrami on rye with mustard

@olddirtybasterd-ex2vb 19 сағат бұрын

The only thing you really need to remember; never allow food in the bedroom.

@Unknown-ow5xy 23 күн бұрын

This guy is a hero he standing up to protect bowl for all of us from double dipper George.

@rattus3102 23 күн бұрын

😂😂

@sitdowndogbreath 18 күн бұрын

Nah just an Irish guy looking for a fight

@steefvanburen7985 5 күн бұрын

George is a Hero in the world of double dippers. So you better watch out, before we double dip you!

@James-uz3sg 24 күн бұрын

I’ve always appreciated that they made George a gavone when it comes to eating.

@matt8264 23 күн бұрын

Only a New Yorker would get that comment.

@DrJ-hx7wv 23 күн бұрын

@@matt8264Jersey too.

@SoFloCo-ne4rk 23 күн бұрын

He was just hungry.

@montechemalehman9481 21 күн бұрын

No soup for you 😂

@kathrynbillinghurst188 23 күн бұрын

“Just take one ☝️ dip and END IT!!” 😝

@rattus3102 23 күн бұрын

The only exception is when you have your own dipping bowl! 😂

@dwainehiggins4451 23 күн бұрын

Timmy needs another episode!

@maryann3866 22 күн бұрын

The double dip... 😅😅

@POPLSEV7 23 күн бұрын

George is the best🤣💯👍

@marialaura9671 24 күн бұрын

I love George! 😂😂😂

@jeremytung1632 15 күн бұрын

Should have called this compilation “get Pepsi’d and dined with George” because there’s no way wine is better than Pepsi.

@lori25hu 23 күн бұрын

George being George Can’t stand YAAAAA !!!

@abcdefgh4404 23 күн бұрын

Please make one of Kramer eating fruits during the seasons 😂😂😂

@phillysportsmedia2825 23 күн бұрын

I gotta agree with George on this one, you gotta bring something each time you are invited to a party unless it’s birthday party. You invited us we are not hosting you at you’re house

@PokeBowl82 23 күн бұрын

"Good for the tuna ... 😒" .. haha, it never gets old 🤣

@5xchamps269 23 күн бұрын

"The Pastrami scene"

@shareofmoney 23 күн бұрын

Deep down inside, George Costanza is all of us. 😂

@gaitero1983 15 күн бұрын

No than deep brother 😅😅

@uberpwner48 15 күн бұрын

@ our lowest.

@alexatrianta272 21 күн бұрын

George is enjoyably hilarious !!! 🎊

@JohnSmith-tk7nt 20 күн бұрын

"Y'know, pastrami is the most sensual of the salted, cured meats." I say this every time my wife and I start to get familiar 😅

@StarkIller-df7gw 8 күн бұрын

😂🤣😂

@aussie8114 20 күн бұрын

George is like the successful version of me 😅

@alia1413 17 күн бұрын

2:18 The fastest transition from being a gentleman to a bum 😂😂

@jaya1000 3 күн бұрын

It was hovering, like an angel!

@markuse3472 23 күн бұрын

Thirteen (13) hours on KZfaq and Forty Seven Thousand (47K) views already! The best and funniest sitcom ever.

@beani24329 13 күн бұрын

George with Tony. He was in love with him 😂

@jaya1000 3 күн бұрын

He asked him out on a date to go bowling

@bcvc3365 24 күн бұрын

I ❤ George

@HauntedDoll-tb4iw 23 күн бұрын

i think this is smart, showing us the clips and giving us the Season and Episodes and title like that

@ericfontaine2145 14 күн бұрын

Amongst the greatest TV sitcoms of all time and definitely 1 of my top 3.

@uneedtherapy42 23 күн бұрын

I am George You are George We are all George

@MK8Klexify 24 күн бұрын

George never learns his lessons Just like Larry David😂

@rattus3102 23 күн бұрын

Timmy is an annoying guy, but he's right about that: You DON'T double-dip!

@Drew-bc7zj 23 күн бұрын

13:30 *Lisa Edelstein* 😻

@MarcoSpeaksNadsat 23 күн бұрын

Jerry dated Stifler's mom.

@cityhawk 18 күн бұрын

He pretty much dated everyone’s mom. I’m here all weekend. Don’t forget to tip your waitress.

@irfankhan2378 19 күн бұрын

You are pushing your luck little man 😅

@user-px8lx9dp6h 20 күн бұрын

George 🥶 wearing gortex gear is hilarious 😂!!!

@EZZMONEY 24 күн бұрын

Everything that comes out of Costanza's mouth has hopeless, apathetic, pessimistic Larry David all over it 🤣

@carlmorris1959 23 күн бұрын

I love to watch George eat!!! Lol

@heavenlywells3818 23 күн бұрын

Love you George 💞 but 🍷 is better than Pepsi 😊

@sincerelystefanie. 13 күн бұрын

“You know, we’re living in a society!” Classic!

@Whoeverwhateverwhenever 24 күн бұрын

Awesome video! Please make longer videos, like this one, instead of short ones 🙂

@brickforge1284 24 күн бұрын

What’s the deal with these videos?

@OCX600RR 23 күн бұрын

@@brickforge1284 And why are they usually all so short?!

@brickforge1284 23 күн бұрын

@@OCX600RR george is getting upset

@dwainehiggins4451 23 күн бұрын

The longer versions are called the episodes. They’re available for purchase 😬😬

@OCX600RR 23 күн бұрын

@@dwainehiggins4451 Well aren't you something!

@funkyboodah 23 күн бұрын

janice was in seinfeld????

@kurt6410 24 күн бұрын

They say ostrich has less fat but you eat more of it

@ColKurtzknew 7 күн бұрын

This entire montage is breathtaking.

@OCX600RR 23 күн бұрын

...Schnitzers

@carpe996 4 күн бұрын

That look back after Victoria says " Hi ! " is classic

@timetowakeup6302 23 күн бұрын

“Mrs. Enwright! Mrs. Enwright!!!!!” 😂

@jonvia 23 күн бұрын

George likes his chicken spicy.

@geeky_gunner 23 күн бұрын

How Jason Alexander didn't back it massive is beyond me. Such a talented actor.

@kathrynbillinghurst188 23 күн бұрын

I love 💕 these longer uploads! Great value…thanx heaps! 💕✨😘🥊✨💕✨ 🫶

@cygnustsp 20 күн бұрын

11:05 a true gentleman, he takes his cap off to eat

@guguigugu 23 күн бұрын

that looks a little light for a merlot

@SoFloCo-ne4rk 23 күн бұрын

Good eye. They always get that kind of thing wrong on TV shows. Probably a cheap Beaujolais.

@fernkenobi 23 күн бұрын

the "leaving a tip" scene at paisanos is so relatable, lmao.

@sauvvvy 21 күн бұрын

That soup Nazis but was just insane comedy, that kind of comic genius just doesn't exist again.. I mean how do you even come up with something like that

@Yayokamikazetattoo 23 күн бұрын

Goretex 😂😂😂

@johnniepiko 7 күн бұрын

"My name is George, I'm unemployed, and I live with my parents." 🤣

@richarda4020 5 күн бұрын

Wow. A masterclass in how to beat the great salmon run and tri! Amazing.

@cygnustsp 20 күн бұрын

11:33 Larry David?

@shawndiebold 23 күн бұрын

Why do I get pesto? Why do I think I'll like it? I keep trying to like it, like I have to like it.

@bossfan49 23 күн бұрын

Seattle. The "pesto" of cities!

@josepha3805 12 күн бұрын

Pesto is in nowadays

@bowwatson1983 23 күн бұрын

Around 3:56 IS THAT JENNIFER COOLIDGE??? If so wheres her accent? 😮

@briancox9357 22 күн бұрын

George should have stuck with Karen (Risotto). She was beautiful and smart and really into him.

@charthers8903 18 күн бұрын

When you’re hopeless you don’t care, and when you don’t care that indifference makes you attractive - Who said there was nowhere to learn game in the 90s?

@jonas90. 22 күн бұрын

George and food for me is: I'M AN EGGPLANT! 😂😂😂

@starseedswisdom3997 8 күн бұрын

Schnizer's. Perfect ending.

@jaya1000 3 күн бұрын

I feel full after the rizzoto

@jaymilo8425 7 күн бұрын

Id like to think Cartman got his inspiration for feeding that kids parents to him feom George where he made the eggs with lobster...follow that up with Tony episode and how he turns his cap backwards 😂, its probably the biggest TV snub of all time that he didn't win an Emmy

@Glnn_n 15 күн бұрын

When he turns his head backwards 😂😂😂😂

@mkl5448 15 күн бұрын

Without the George character, there isn't a show. It's just a fact.

@memy4460 10 күн бұрын

Ohhhhh. Myyyy. Goood.

@theheckwithit 23 күн бұрын

this channel is the Borko of Seinfeld

@bossfan49 23 күн бұрын

Borko?

@DrJ-hx7wv 23 күн бұрын

He's a Serbian KZfaqr who's been posting Sopranos clips for a few years. You can watch the whole series in clip form.

@edw1n-z 23 күн бұрын

14:10 its cuddy!

@stephenb2276 8 күн бұрын

Get wined and dined by George part II

@Metalgearray97 23 күн бұрын

My biggest question is why would he eat out of the trash? 💀 top was closed and all so there must be germs and bacteria all over it

@bossfan49 23 күн бұрын

What kind of filth do you live in?

@rattus3102 23 күн бұрын

I've wondered that for years too! 🤔 It's not like he needs to eat out of trash cans....😝

@champawattieramgopal3328 11 күн бұрын

I Love george

@Frookie11 19 күн бұрын

Now I want an eclair z🤔

@Nueztoy 23 күн бұрын

4:58 Wait. Is that Jerry laughng?

@bossfan49 23 күн бұрын

Sounds just like him.

@alexd9134 23 күн бұрын

George's dark haired girlfriend looks incredible

@Turfsurfer62 22 күн бұрын

If you believe it…. It’s not a lie …

@deloevans9122 16 күн бұрын

It’s gortext😂

@user-et6pj4db9s 23 күн бұрын

I always noticed Jason made George an absolute pig at the dinner table. Anytime you see him eating he's gluttonous, stuffing food endlessly into his gob.

@ncapone87 22 күн бұрын

Hey buddy, there's a new invention. It's called a napkin

@What_is_wrong_with_this_world 23 күн бұрын

Hopelessnes, Georges only hope. Lol

@conradsieber7883 21 күн бұрын

"just take one dip and end it"

@rufusray 7 күн бұрын

Its funny to think of all places the soup notsi went to argentina after closing his shop, considering the history of actual notsis doing the same after the fall of the reich. Many of them did exactly that.