GETTING A JOB AT A HAUNTED MORGUE! - THE MORTUARY ASSISTANT

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Жыл бұрын

[1] Lydia joins me on my first day as a Mortuary Assistant! She has also brought her special glasses with her so she doesn't throw up...
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@thesteelrodent1796 Жыл бұрын

Normal people: lowers the mouse sensitivity to a human level Tom: makes Lydia wear stupid goggles

@shadrack1701 Жыл бұрын

OMFG yes this lmao!

@TH3mrBROWN Жыл бұрын

Lydia to Tom: “who are you, so wise in the ways of science?”

@Prophes0r Жыл бұрын

Human level? What is up with the nonsense fad of people using so low a sensitivity that you need to turn their chair to look left/right? I know the 3600 that I game with is 'high', but all you weirdos using 3-digit numbers are crazy.

@silentreaper1000 Жыл бұрын

@@Prophes0r What does dpi have to do with anything? Everyone adjust their sense ingame anyway, and 3 digit dpi like 400 and 800 are usually gamers that play fps games like CS:GO where a lot of pros used that dpi, and players like that generally use a bigger mouse pad so they can use more of their forearm to do big movements and wrist for more precise movement.

@Prophes0r Жыл бұрын

@@silentreaper1000 DPI is a ratio, and applies to many things depending on the context. When referring to the optical sensor, DPI is the resolve resolution. This describes the precision. When referring to sensitivity, DPI is literally the linear ratio of pixels/mouse movement. Additionally, when you change DPI, you are always talking about sensitivity, since the DPI of a sensor is a constant value.

@PierceArner Жыл бұрын

I will _never_ tire of how brutally Tom & Lydia roast the everliving hell out of each other amidst their commentary. Truly a spectacular duo dynamic.

@nerdmin3424 Жыл бұрын

I believe Simon and Tom did the same to each other every vid they were in?

@FidelGashtro Жыл бұрын

Not being mean but is tom like... 30% dyslexic?

@TheHorzabora 4 ай бұрын

Truly, they are like two best friends…. Or is this just how my ‘friends’ and I treat each other?

@SleepinDreamer Жыл бұрын

"Never trust anyone that has two first names." - Tom Clark

@cephalopodalchemist1422 Жыл бұрын

PARADOX DETECTED!!!

@Hacker3588 Жыл бұрын

I love when we get Lyds gracing us with her presence. Lets rock and / or roll.

@cthulhoops Жыл бұрын

Lydia wearing those children x-ray goggles so she can see past the spookums

@RaccoonBacon97 Жыл бұрын

The eyes will stay shut after death for a few hours. Then, as the body loses moisture, the eye lids will pull back some. obviously this could be upsetting to the family of the deceased, hence eye caps

@KuueenKumi Жыл бұрын

Jesus Christ on a bagel that's horrible

@kekekeke2200 Жыл бұрын

It takes a couple hours before you can shut the eyes though

@hotscottrulz Жыл бұрын

Not ten minutes into the video and Lydia is already talking about huge “Granny Knockers”. This is the content I am here for!

@bepis126 Жыл бұрын

Video kept getting better by the minute. 1. Horror game with Tom 👍 2. Lydia is in the video 👍👍 3. Lydia’s goofy anti vomit glasses 👍👍👍

@ReunionMana Жыл бұрын

13:40 interesting point lyds, as someone who has nocturnal lagophthalmos, i have a lot of knowledge about this. the natural state of the eyelid is closed, and small muscles in your face controlled by one of your major brain nerves ensure a complete closure of the eye when in a relaxed state. however, people who have lagophthalmos, like myself, have a form of facial paralysis or nerve paralysis where either the small muscles in your face or the major brain nerve which controls them does not work properly. this means someone can be unable to close their eyes entirely at the worst, and at the best it might mean you just cant KEEP them closed, or it's a strain on your face to do so. with nocturnal lagophthalmos like i've got, i sleep with my eyes open, so i have to use eye gel/ointment to keep them moisturized at night as well as surgical tape to physically shut them. however, my normal blinking is generally unaffected.

@MrVolaureye Жыл бұрын

Can...can we just talk about Lydias absolute unit of a water tankard at 2:17?? Absolute hydration.

@mattymerr701 Жыл бұрын

She doesn't trust her nephrons smh

@torylva Жыл бұрын

5:30 -ish Mortuary workers, dieners for the assistant, do not in fact perform autopsies. They prepare the body for funeral. Coroners perform the autopsy! It is a mortuary, not a morgue. The difference is like a pub and a bar. A pub have a bar, but a bar can exist without a pub.

@Cotif11 Жыл бұрын

Your comment is important and valid, thank you for sharing. (NOT SARCASM THIS IS AN INB4)

@natedogrules97 Жыл бұрын

Unless you live in the US then the building is called a bar

@mattymerr701 Жыл бұрын

What about if you are in a tiny country town that can't afford multiple buildings?

@marcusluciano7975 Жыл бұрын

Can’t forget about forensic pathologists and us lowly morgue technicians

@Temprael Жыл бұрын

Excellent analogy, thank you.

@nathanmiller9381 Жыл бұрын

I love to see a father and his goofy ass daughter playing spooky games together. heart warming

@apennington8165 Жыл бұрын

These two are one of my favorite duos in the yogscast. The chemistry and the constant roast war between them is endlessly entertaining. Also, it's always a fun guessing game whether or not Lydia's gonna end up violently ill by the end of the video.

@WaterLockser Жыл бұрын

Game- trying to set up the story and introduce characters Tom and Lydia - The way she's holding that cup!

@persepha3256 Жыл бұрын

I fucking love Lydia’s goggles. They look so dumb they’ve come back around to being cool.

@D34N6232 Жыл бұрын

Love when Tom plays spooky games with guests, I need more Simon/Lydia/Boba and anyone else really playing games with Tom!

@popiposo Жыл бұрын

Alex Rambler too!

@PaintingWithTears Жыл бұрын

Tom playing horror games with different Yogs is one of my favourite things to watch.

@LoreRevolution Жыл бұрын

YES! This is gonna be good! [edit] OMFG those glasses are class. Great look, Lyds!

@epicmarc Жыл бұрын

Didn't see Lyds in the thumbnail and was thinking how this would've been a great game to play with her. Thankfully, the video didn't disappoint!

@dylanhodgson7605 Жыл бұрын

FYI she’s on the gurney

@mm-bv4zw Жыл бұрын

Oh dear god yes! You're a perfect duo for this

@Kristina-qp1dl Жыл бұрын

15:20 - griping about limited inventory space Tom: That's part of being a mortician right? Lyds: Yeah you've only got two hands. But you're a mortician. Do you /have/ to be limited to two hands? Think of the opportunities. 🖐🖖👁👄👁🤚👍

@AndyJP Жыл бұрын

Those glasses turn Lydia from a 10 to an 11

@KuueenKumi Жыл бұрын

Ugh yes, more,, please! A dynamic duo only slightly less iconic than their respective duologies with Ben and Bouphe! I saw a clip of Lydia with the goggles and raced to see this.

@frottlemi5301 Жыл бұрын

"I can't use that here" gives me the same vibes as "that's not on fire"

@ZGryphon Жыл бұрын

"I can't use that here. That's not on fire."

@WintersInBerlin Жыл бұрын

I’m so jealous of Lydia’s motion sickness; I want to wear cool glasses like that!

@Sem5626 Жыл бұрын

getting serious thunderbirds vibes from the cutscenes in this game

@I_Am_Kas Жыл бұрын

Wow, Tom looks a lot hotter today than when he makes videos alone. Peculiar.

@ethan-loves Жыл бұрын

I LOVE Lydia's new glasses, such a statement piece

@nikeeweston Жыл бұрын

Thank you for making me laugh out loud with those glasses. I nearly wet myself. Omg Lyds and those glasses when she leans in. Gawd bless her

@TheKaiser775 Жыл бұрын

Just gonna say the book Stiff has all sorts of interesting info about dead bodies and mortuary work and decomposition. Fascinating read if you're even vaguely interested.

@BigSadClownBoi Жыл бұрын

Loved that book, Mary Roach is an excellent author!

@franciscoborjaescobarsuare5802 Жыл бұрын

From reddit so, you know, reliable sources : Joel Hodgson used the phrase, "Never trust a man with two first names, especially if one of them's a woman's" in an episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000 lampooning The Legend of Dinosaurs (Kyôryuu: Kaichô no densetsu).

@piratewhoisquiet Жыл бұрын

THANK YOU When they brought it up I knew I had heard it somewhere, but couldn't bring it up from the depths of my memories

@The1Overmind Жыл бұрын

And here I thought the treat for the night was my Dairy Queen blizzard but NO, it's these two legends playing a game together! ❤️

@stone5against1 Жыл бұрын

Oh my god, thoses glasses Lydia!

@flowking6793 Жыл бұрын

tape: use the cupboard it is super important. Tom and Lyds: we will pretend we did not hear that/

@DjDolHaus86 Жыл бұрын

Closing the eyes of a recently deceased person in a non professional sense is typically done for the benefit of those nearby, it's bad enough having to be near a corpse without their lifeless eyes staring out. The two pennies on the eyes are to pay the ferryman to take them to the afterlife.

@spencerwilkie4218 Жыл бұрын

I'm am so deeply happy to see this ❤️ Thank you Tom and Lyds!!!!!!!!

@1Flyffer1 Жыл бұрын

Want to see more of this. Can't wait for it to turn into an absolute disaster with you two at the helm.

@xRandomSarahx Жыл бұрын

My god, those goggles are glorious 😂 Love the vids with big Lyds!

@LucasCarter2 Жыл бұрын

I hope these glasses mean all new Tom and Lydia videos. I love these videos.

@Leptons_ Жыл бұрын

15:55 "They don't do that with everybody do they?" No, not everyone is embalmed. I'm not an expert but I believe embalming is a much more common thing in the US. Embalming preserves the body so it gives you more time to get all the funeral arrangements sorted and have people travel cross country for it without having to rush to get it all done within a day or two. But it's also for aesthetic reasons so you can have a viewing without having to see a shriveled decaying version of your loved one and instead can see them made to look like they're almost just sleeping. If you don't want a viewing and/or have a quick funeral, then there's no need for the embalming.

@DjDolHaus86 Жыл бұрын

I've been to more than a dozen funerals in the UK and Europe but I've never even heard of an open casket, seems like such a weird thing to do.

@KuueenKumi Жыл бұрын

@@DjDolHaus86 It is, I dunno why we do it. It's probably supposed to be cathartic, saying goodbye, but who needs to go through that pain and creepiness? Its creepy. So glad my family has the sense to avoid the practice when someone passes. Too much trauma

@DjDolHaus86 Жыл бұрын

@@KuueenKumi I certainly can't speak for everyone, I know I'm not an emotional person but I didn't feel any differently about those who I'd seen following their passing (ie. Being the one who had to go to the hospital to get the bad news) to those who were already in the coffin at the funeral. I dunno, maybe it's different to others but for me gone is gone, I don't need to see the evidence to begin the process of mourning.

@mschrisfrank2420 Жыл бұрын

Even if you have a viewing and an open casket, you still don’t need to be embalmed-unless there’s a delay of more than a few days. And as far as I’m concerned, embalming makes the person look like a wax figure and is creepy. Highly recommend the Ask A Mortician channel for lots of info on embalming vs natural.

@m_yosogoto Жыл бұрын

Always fun to see more spookums with Tomask and Big Lyds!

@Alba_Longa Жыл бұрын

YES!! I've been waiting for you guys to play this game.

@araidenfreudianharpy Жыл бұрын

Would love a whole playthrough of this ❤️

@Pillowfish Жыл бұрын

I see another Tom and Lydia combo video, I have no choice but to like for the algorithm!

@spencerwilkie4218 Жыл бұрын

"Don't trust anyone with two first names" Alright, Tom Clark

@nintandrew13 Жыл бұрын

I love Tom and Lydia playing spook'ems, I'm glad Lydia found those glasses to help with the motion sick'ems

@CreighExbridge Жыл бұрын

Lyds squid eyes need water to see... Yep, that makes perfect sense fair enough I have no questions

@srdaniel2 Жыл бұрын

Always like the "Spooky Times with Tom & Guest". Lydia being the best guest of course.

@coep_leader4898 Ай бұрын

I thought I could watch this while eating chips and salsa. I'll come back some other time

@SMlFFY85 Жыл бұрын

The characters look and move like '80s movie practical effects monsters.

@trevontaylor6242 Жыл бұрын

Remarkably accurate very few things that aren’t

@cowmancheese Жыл бұрын

Hope you finish this series! love your guys dynamic

@AcceptTheNull Жыл бұрын

Lydia looks like she got glasses from a Harry Potter game where the theme was nautical. Yarrr a pirate wizard 'arry!

@ShiandiPlays Жыл бұрын

I'm soooooo happy you guys are playing this. I asked Ravs about it on stream and he mentioned he thought you'd played it :D such a scary game

@valteine Жыл бұрын

Seems that Lydia doesn know that Tom isn paid to read lol

@nineleafclover1477 Жыл бұрын

I can never get enough of Tom and Lydia

@beardedbovel Жыл бұрын

YUS! Was hoping that the two of you would play this, fingers crossed for some more scary stuff with Big Lyds.

@stenanderson1695 Жыл бұрын

Lydia was right the glasses were indeed a sexy surprise!

@DragonFiesta Жыл бұрын

my fav yogscast siblings at it again!

@Rose-rx6ni Жыл бұрын

there's a throne in the back of the room lmao

@joshconfer209 Жыл бұрын

Ahhhhhhh..... They missed the secrets for the best ending..... Ripping and throwing..... Great vid! Can't wait for more.

@mattymerr701 Жыл бұрын

Man, that cut to the glasses. Incredible!

@NancyHomes221 Жыл бұрын

So excited to see big lyds and Tom back together for an awesome game

@Ruzzlebuzzle Жыл бұрын

I hope this becomes a series ♡

@kohp111 Жыл бұрын

Love this dynamic duo!

@senatorsheev6743 Жыл бұрын

They play one of your games in the Two-Point Hospital, you play one their games in the Morgue.

@jeffreyross808 Жыл бұрын

Tom and Big Lyds? The power content duo, glad to see some stellar content from the GOATS 🐐🐐

@shynarcissist Жыл бұрын

Big Lyds! Between Tom's reading and Lydia's motion sickness glasses, they are bringing their a-games today

@DrinkCoffeeRun Жыл бұрын

Lydia and Tom, best duo. THE GLASSES OMG.

@anononomous Жыл бұрын

"Wish I could convince you to believe me, but I'm afraid I'm just not that good a voice actor"

@TH3mrBROWN Жыл бұрын

Yay another Tom makes Lydia motion sick simulator, probably…?

@redpike136 Жыл бұрын

Most replayed point is "my top is falling down."

@crazysupernovagaming3638 Жыл бұрын

The best duo, back at it again! Tom and Ben are always the best, but Tom and Big Lyds are a close second! (And I can't be the only person who gets a little bit upset that they confuse the job of a mortician for one of a coroner. Right?)

@rachaelversaw Жыл бұрын

Lydia is a legend, I love the glasses lol

@RHSide Жыл бұрын

The Taskmaster throne in the background o.o :D

@AberrantChibi Жыл бұрын

I've seen the "don't trust people with two first names" referenced in comic books as many US superhero comics tend to have double first names. Bruce Wayne, Alan Scot, Chase Chameron... Maybe it's a comics thing?

@ST-vt4nu Жыл бұрын

This game is so unseteling, but you two are such a fun duo

@huffy737 Жыл бұрын

15:50 yes Lyds this is what happens when embalming. Each time. And if it only takes less than a minute you’re badly under embalmed, just a game.. but then Tom coming in with legit autopsy knowledge surprised me at 16:20.

@FrostedCreations Жыл бұрын

I think she was asking if all people get embalmed, and the answer is no, at least in the UK. We generally don't do wakes and body viewings in the UK.

@huffy737 Жыл бұрын

@@FrostedCreations Fair not everyone gets embalmed. I guessed she was asking if the blood comes out each time a person is embalmed. Blood should always come out when embalming correctly.

@RoblolGames Жыл бұрын

Aw yiss, good old Lids and horror. Top tier

@Srfingfreak Жыл бұрын

I'd like to take a moment to acknowledge how Tom is both absorbent and exfoliating at the same time, and as such makes an excellent shower tool.

@twysted_catalyst9096 Жыл бұрын

:O some Tom and Big Lyds gameplay? A blessing from me lord

@FabulousCooki Жыл бұрын

Yesss Lydia and Tom dynamic! I hope they do more, I have watched the e Drakon Astron compilation videos way too many times… :3

@travishimebaugh8381 Жыл бұрын

Welcome to the crypt! It's bury, bury nice to see you!

@dragondawn158 Жыл бұрын

I’ve been waiting for you to play this Tom!

@bierrollerful Жыл бұрын

Tom & Lyds? That's an instant like.

@pyxlle Жыл бұрын

Can't wait for the traditional Tom roasting session, rip and tear Lyds!

@TheDivention Жыл бұрын

I'm just here for the "BAM!!!"s

@EzekielHateable Жыл бұрын

Great video as always.

@NavyDood21 Жыл бұрын

God, I love Lydia. Her and Tom are a good mix

@kevingluys3063 Жыл бұрын

The more I learn about mortuaries the more I prefer sky burial.

@kevingluys3063 Жыл бұрын

Just toss me to some raccoons.

@SherioCheers Жыл бұрын

Eye caps to keep the eyes closed, they're textured to hold the eyelid down as the skin retracts.

@ff-pj3de Жыл бұрын

I worked in a charcuterie packaging plant over the sommer. Cider-pickled pork was a thing. Also, I have now developed an aversion to pickled meats and sausages.