Question of the day: *What's something that you really want, but can never have?*

11:55 “ on the right side we got twin towers over here must be an old map” 💀💀💀

no hesi should have an option to ghost other players, like forza but the cars dont appear faded but you can drive through them, so non certified players dont have to suffer rammers

Title this video "ASSetto rage compilation"

There is no hesitation he is gonna be certified.💀

Goosiest: I'm not mad Bob: then why does my neck hurt Goosiest: I'm surounded by BMW drivers. Also him driving a BMW Goosiest: oh look the twin towers must be a old map.

There was a reason because people were behind you. They do it because you get more points

bro rages in lowercase

Petition for goose to do the thug shake 👇

Watching this was the perfect way to start July.

10:19 most sane goosiest ever recorded😂

11:54 "must be an old map" Wth bro 😂

Nah rename the vid to "Goose rageing compilation"

3:07 extreme panic but... ,Funniest video ngl LOL

Love your videos, goose❤

Mr goose loved this man

Let’s gooooo new video ❤😊😊❤😊😊❤😊❤❤😊❤😊❤😊❤😊❤😊😊❤😊❤❤😊😊❤😊❤

This is the most funniest Goosiest vid ever🤣🤣🤣

very angry goose noise 💀💀😭😂😂😂😂 haven’t laughed that hard at a caption in ages 😂😂😂💯

Goose u deserve it!❤

gooseist you are the number 1 pro sim drifter now and racer

The prophecy was right!He is indeed the goose god look at him speak goosies(goose language) 7:30.He even has the goose muscles.

damn 1 mill subs already goos congrats bro

Keep up the good work

yeah you should teleport somewhere with less people using the chat

Goose im back Don like this comment if your not subbed

love you bro

This needs to be in the rage compilation lol 😂😂😂, well tried goose!

HESI stands for High End Seizure Incoming 🤣🤣

1 day we will drive again

Woooo this guys making another challenge:)

I love youre vids goosey

We got No hesi Certifications before gta 6 💀💀

I luv ur vids man

think this is the funniest video you’ve ever released, absolutely creased watching this 😂😂

this was the second stream i saw in my life from gooseist

istg I wouldn't be able to handle it, props to you Goose

The steering wheel looks absolutly amazing !!

No goose were harmed of the making of this video👍 Love your content❤

man of the people!!

I love no hesi vids pls do more

I really love your vids even though I don’t have a drift set up or proper wheel

i love the videos Goosiest

Yay Goosiest is back in no hesi

I really love your vids even though I don’t have a drift set up or proper wheel❤❤

the way goose screams is me in any game

Ahhh gotta love the public servers lol. So many trolls but what a funny vid because of it 😂

here’s some tips that got me certified: 1) get a duo for proxy points, it max’s at 8x 2) learn to white line lanes 2 & 3 3) grab honda civic, mute the game, bang 3rd gear at 103 mph. can’t be rear ended if your both maxed gear. you only need to be going 102mph to gain points. 4) the cars in lane 1 go slower than the cars in lane 2 & 3. there will ALWAYS be a gap for you to take, shoulder included hope these help!

I waiting for that moment

If I had the amount of Point Takers you had, I would've opened up on them like a 2002 COD Lobby in VC

W Video I Laughed SSOOO hard the hole time.

More more more more! The guy getting close to you was giving a proximity boost which can gives you up to 10x if they get really close. It's a huge help!

He's inviting squeeze Benz😂

Remember that if you lose your 500 spot and go to 501 you have to get the minimum score again to regain your certification, because all that work will totally be worth it to lose your top 500 place to someone 4 minutes after you get it

7:41 This video has confirmed that this is a Goosiest being angry compilation, not rage compilation

W vid goose 💪 still waiting for the roblox No hesi game Midnight chasers gameplay, hope ya make it as soon as ya want goose 👍

the stream for this is basically bob going through complete hell for 1 hour straight

I’ve never seen this version of goose

Goosiest is confirmed to be the most chillest racer on KZfaq.

Lol this is exactly the raw emotions that go through you as you play no hessi 😂

Bro started going crazy💀😭

Bro I was getting the rage just watching this ram fest,how did you stay so calm XD

you can teleport to the other side of the map to avoid bad drivers in public btw!

take a shot every time goose says 'rammed from behind'

Bro needs fo get certified

Bro was raging more than me he would have broken his PC with rage if the rammming continued

I am suffering with you goose 😂

Feels good to be certified 😎

I love goosiest

Unlucky goosiest u will get it next time😍

every time he got hit all I could hear was "GAAABBBEEEE!!"

Another challenge for Goose

Goosiest, the new no hesi king

Poor goosiest, I believe in you man. 👌

3:03 best graphics, looking like GTA 6 🔥

super certified 😮😮

In case u didnt notice Goose, it's easier to get points with other car close to you, even tho it's risky. It make the proximity rate get up to 10x which make the score skyrocket

This video made me rage

goose having a crash out

Goosiest content never get old Also what did the goose did to you for you to keep on choking him😭😭

Signature from goosiest

These graphics are just insane holy

I saw that you beat the forza horizon drift record, Congrats 🎉👍🏾

This was hilarious

You always do the hardest challenge and always end up rage quitting lol

start on 3 lane south to get away from people bumping you. also, yes you need a buddy to get the proxy multiplier to even consider getting enough points to get certified

Isit js me who randomly found goosiest and now he's a daily thing😂

every time you hit the hand break from the anger the more chance it can loose a screw while doing other challenges

Damn, poor Bob😂

Upload more frequently please😂💙

all these guys channelling Rizon ramming skills

"no geese were harmed"

Cool video ❤

1 push-up for every crash. You gonna be jacked asf by the time you get top 500.

I actually like how it’s not easy. To make it not just another rank

Yo Goosiest! How are you? Also, great video man, super funny moments lol

A new channel called "Nitret" has great techniques for getting certified easily ❤️👍🏻

Finally back on no Hesi 👍

Steering wheel like yours and the mosa equipment

i wish no hesi had realistic cars