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@SmoothOperator4127 ай бұрын
As a nurse, hearing “your chlamydia has become airborne” took me tf out 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@nofood17 ай бұрын
Everyone in here go it!!!!!
@jdogkingz16317 ай бұрын
If that could somehow actually happen, idk how anybody could treat it better wear a hazmat suit
@jirkanovak047 ай бұрын
As a private chef for a billionaire family, hearing “your chlamydia has become airborne” took me tf out 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@davigoncalves14867 ай бұрын
As a pharmacist, too
@diquanpierre26347 ай бұрын
As a person too
@ProdiJay7 ай бұрын
"Maurice isn't dead...HE'S A ZOMBIEEE!" 😭 that killed me
@crazybiscut7 ай бұрын
Bruh the background zombie noise
@reservoirdude927 ай бұрын
Bro my name is Maurice and I'm shook 😂
@LibraVibesSnice807 ай бұрын
@@reservoirdude92 😂😂😂😂
@RobertAnguiano7 ай бұрын
It also killed Maurice 😢
@miah55617 ай бұрын
RIP @@reservoirdude92
@TheSeptuagint7 ай бұрын
This is what comedy is supposed to be. No boundaries. Creativity and pushing the envelope until the audience just goes along with zombies and removable body parts like Lego.
@teaboy09967 ай бұрын
yea fuck the Twitter girls
@hnlong85317 ай бұрын
Exactly
@user-vl7fm8ck2m7 ай бұрын
I'm curious what the skit is about, anyone wanna fill me in??
@hnlong85317 ай бұрын
@@user-vl7fm8ck2m when you got to get tested for an std and your girlfriend blames you
@Gymthingz7 ай бұрын
Bro gotta make a vde Wth me
@TheeDeadDoll7 ай бұрын
Dang these wellness check commercials are getting creative. 10/10
@Roeclean7 ай бұрын
Yeah, take it off
@Shakedown6007 ай бұрын
“The cia, the fda, the fucking nwa!” 😂
@darkmatter21_xx7 ай бұрын
THE NWA LMFAO 10/10
@statemoneyclaim80517 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@lorenzorodriquez87307 ай бұрын
When he said NWA it took me out 😂😂😂😂
@one-day-at-a-time41347 ай бұрын
@@abrahamcisneros1425 Woah woah nah nah nah, what tf dude.
@LillFillBeatbox2 ай бұрын
I fell of my chair 😭😭💀💀🤣🤣
@Rdo.Buckhorn7 ай бұрын
An airborne STD is crazy 😭😭😭😭
@actionanimations48797 ай бұрын
Pretty sure with our Gov't at work in those Labs it'll happen soon enough.
@Addicted2wowlulz7 ай бұрын
Not STD anymore !
@mr.truffles92947 ай бұрын
At some point, it has to evolve.
@_Yombo7 ай бұрын
@@actionanimations4879And contagious cancer
@beasy84857 ай бұрын
Take this down giving government ideas they working on airborne chlamydia as we speak
@memememox27 ай бұрын
RIP Maria and Maurice... You'll be missed
@FlrxAlfredosauce7 ай бұрын
Maurice isnt dead... HES A ZOMBIEEEEE
@datpenguins13487 ай бұрын
@@FlrxAlfredosauceHO MY GOODDD.. THIS 🥷🏿 STDs TURN 🥷🏿s INTO ZOMBIEESSS 🗣🗣📢📢📢
@ahmadzahraniAAZ7 ай бұрын
EVERYBODY RUUUUUUUUUN
@thisurlisoriginal7 ай бұрын
Maurice is around. He’s undead
@Kyleplaysgames5677 ай бұрын
As a virgin, I have nothing to worry about.
@stoiccrane42597 ай бұрын
Definitely has it's upsides. No unexpected burning or child-support payments ftw!
@diogenesbarrel73507 ай бұрын
As long as you're not sharing razors with someone else, you good
@M4ruta7 ай бұрын
Didn't you hear? That shit's airborne now. You probably got it after watching this video. Bette get tested.
@NV_Tensa7 ай бұрын
@@diogenesbarrel7350 yea you’re delusional if you think that’s all you have to do to catch anything
@diogenesbarrel73507 ай бұрын
@@NV_Tensa ok
@ButtCaked7 ай бұрын
Can we take this as a hint that Griffy tested positive?
@memebrain21777 ай бұрын
Are you positive?
@quicobrujo39517 ай бұрын
Like a proton
@vtaylor217 ай бұрын
I hope not. Whatever he had turned someone into a zombie.
@BrntBiscuit7 ай бұрын
Well it’s not too bad assuming it’s a minor one
@bryant75427 ай бұрын
😂
@greysweatsh1rt7 ай бұрын
"IM A ZOMBIE NGGA IMMA ZOMBIE" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@PercyJBabiesАй бұрын
😂😂
@DebuggE7 ай бұрын
The Griffy that played Maurice deserves an Oscar for that zombie performance. I could really tell he was giving it his all when he said "Arrrgh I'm a zombie" in the background😭😭
@mikecast99567 ай бұрын
This man, knows how to start off the new year right.
@santossantana31987 ай бұрын
2:14 Zombie Morris in the background saying "im a zombie, nigga." While making zombie noises took me tf out😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@thecomicbookguy79687 ай бұрын
I don’t think there is a single one of this man’s videos where I haven’t at LEAST cracked a goofy ass grin if not actually crying tears of laughter 🤣
@kennethnwebb7 ай бұрын
hahahahahaha....no lie
@user-qg6ry6cj1o7 ай бұрын
This guy is a National Hero. Thank for the message...and more so for the delivery of said message 😂😂😂
@error81197 ай бұрын
“we did not fuckk” and Griffy looking genuinely pissed at these false allegations is what killed me
@Nikki_the_G3 ай бұрын
"....Did we?"
@Xxblade177 ай бұрын
The zombie noises in the bg bro starting off the year with a banger 😭
@hEhEyOuRiSeMo7 ай бұрын
Swear when he was said “im a zombie” 🤣🤣
@mattheworea60627 ай бұрын
Thanks for the reminder Griffy!!! Got to start the new year right ✅️
@flipboy0627 ай бұрын
Thanks for shining a light on how these clinic workers treat people with infections. Now I’ll never get tested, Good looking out Grif!
@Mr.Blasss7 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@byanymeanshustle45857 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@notdante11517 ай бұрын
I took my STD test, passed it, got a B
@peteypete93577 ай бұрын
Y u no get A plus?
@Foopy7 ай бұрын
I didn’t even study for it and it was still quite positive
@SpaceGodSage7 ай бұрын
So you saying you got hepatitis B?( hope this is a joke )
@Foopy7 ай бұрын
@@SpaceGodSage No I got Cardi B
@Red_Panda237 ай бұрын
“Yall got stickers” 😂😂😂
@nofood17 ай бұрын
OOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
@theHIMGOD_7 ай бұрын
“Yall got stickers for my boo-boo” 💀💀💀
@khalics7 ай бұрын
Look brother im new to the page but God Danmit you are one of the extremely few KZfaqrs that can create comedy with nothing and absolutely no one but yourself. I didnt realize i was just watching your goofy ass face the entire skit. Your voice acting is strong enough to make the viewer create the whole scene in their head without prompt. You have a talent my brother, im sorry im so late to the party, but at least i made it. Cheers
@enpakrev7 ай бұрын
He's the Goat.
@theculturedgentleman36997 ай бұрын
Binge the rest of his channel. Griffy is the fkn best!
@Dom-Andre7 ай бұрын
its a gem after gem fr, such a great story teller
@vengeancebyvenom90337 ай бұрын
Welcome to hell my fren
@zoelyslopez7 ай бұрын
Welcome 😅
7 ай бұрын
Griffy never fails to make me his next victim
@Asonc17 ай бұрын
How do u have no name
@ofesp.7 ай бұрын
@@Asonc1By being built differently
@johntodd61227 ай бұрын
the chlamydia killed his name@@Asonc1
@dontspeaktoelectrohead14917 ай бұрын
@@Asonc1 Space bar
@NeonKue7 ай бұрын
Literal PERIODT
@krunkjeezy7 ай бұрын
I actually did this today! Hope I don’t got nothing when the results come back.
@lexiriz42947 ай бұрын
Hope the best for ya.
@animetrash91107 ай бұрын
I’m ready for the apocalypse.
@Xxblade177 ай бұрын
Hoping you good gang
@mr.duanesharpe7 ай бұрын
When you ask the question when you get the results back the gon be like 0:42
@krunkjeezy7 ай бұрын
@@mr.duanesharpeI might💀
@haisesasaki4297 ай бұрын
maurice in the background has me dying with those adlibs 2:15
@TheArcher1017 ай бұрын
Dying like his victims
@greigns77817 ай бұрын
I literally just got my first STD test today. Wtf is this timing Griffy 😂
@zeldaxninja32147 ай бұрын
I need to get chaecked too 😭😭
@dolfy75917 ай бұрын
And what were the results 😭
@TheLast-One7 ай бұрын
@@dolfy7591he's the father
@FatboiReborn7 ай бұрын
@@dolfy7591everything was positive
@greigns77817 ай бұрын
@dolfy7591 still waiting for them broski. They said it'll take possibly up to a week to get them back. I was lucky to get in as early as I did frfr
@kboy11587 ай бұрын
0:05 y'all got stickers for my boo-boo? I'm afraid not, because you're a f**king adult! 🤣😆
@Jaye3rd897 ай бұрын
Airborne STD is wild
@RoveNova_Machine7 ай бұрын
Don't give the government ideas
@tdl87017 ай бұрын
Its sad, sexual airborne disease
@EdwinFDavis77 ай бұрын
1:04 It was the "Did we?"
@4RILDIGITAL7 ай бұрын
Easily one of the wildest clips I've come across. Unpredictable and intense!
@bustavonnutz7 ай бұрын
Reminds of my early twenties working/studying in San Francisco & finding out my gf had been cheating on me *raw* with multiple other men. Bro ngl I was worried a caught something serious, but thankfully I came back clean.
@nostalgicbliss55477 ай бұрын
God was on your side
@bustavonnutz7 ай бұрын
@@nostalgicbliss5547 100%, I was totally convinced I caught something, especially since she developed an infection herself. Definitely lucked out idk how.
@neeleshnair27807 ай бұрын
Bro can beat most heroes and villians with his acidic piss 😂
@wuyiwanis31817 ай бұрын
This man can’t be stopped ☠️☠️☠️🤣🤣🤣
@7black1517 ай бұрын
This is low key a psa to get tested on a regular 😂
@mr.twists93027 ай бұрын
When he started screaming, "OFFFF!" I was crying 😭😭👌🏾
@thesugareater86077 ай бұрын
I hate when this happens. I had to quarantine my pelvis for 2 years
@jarynlandrum74747 ай бұрын
I haven’t been brought to tears laughing in a long time. Grateful for this one Griffy
@The_Foil7 ай бұрын
I need to start watching Griffy videos with headphones on
@gordonfreeman97337 ай бұрын
Welcome to the channel. It’s the first rule in here.
@dameionarutogaming97287 ай бұрын
Best line: "ill knock you the fuck out..." I know he ballin his fist saying that sht
@WildfireS17 ай бұрын
The man even wrote dialogue for the zombies. Starting the year off right.
@DLWman03227 ай бұрын
It was the zombie noises in the background for me. 🤣
@l.m.a.98617 ай бұрын
Maurice turning into a zombie and start throwing around the N word is the funniest shit ever. 😂
@alm29227 ай бұрын
Creative is an understatement. Griffy needs his own sketch show.
@purelynova63147 ай бұрын
When your boy comes back from Miami 😭
@den198527 ай бұрын
This is crazy, I have been feeling weird down there recently. This video has to be a sign.
@josephmurphy4177 ай бұрын
Get checked don't wait it's better to know and have to live with it then ignore it forget about it and pass it in to others so they have to live with it too Plus there's a treatment for most of them these days so it's not like you'll never shag again Plus if it turns out to be nothing you don't have to wonder about it anymore which is always nice
@empathyx_7 ай бұрын
what symptoms? 😳
@PysterBeats7 ай бұрын
Lmfao every video is gold. This channel has so much rewatchable content its not even fair.
@redeyebelac87187 ай бұрын
This guy may not be pregnant but he delivers!
@josebeteta82837 ай бұрын
What a comment 😂
@Kizz2177 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭
@flxcsfrr08397 ай бұрын
Last time i laughed at this joke i fell off my dinosaur 😐
@arytonpreacher62767 ай бұрын
Pure comedy and I’ll never get tired of watching his videos 😂😂
@Gamerealm9767 ай бұрын
Bruh I been watching you since the gay rap days man you always make me smile.....just lost my granny and this really really made me feel alot better I'll be honest. Keep doing yo thing man you helping alot of people
@atlasxatlas7 ай бұрын
"you don't deserve it" 😭
@astropunch1017 ай бұрын
So this is the new Resident Evil game.
@CHILL_Z0N3Ай бұрын
Nah that's how the Viruses lore began ☠️
@ArtsyJet7 ай бұрын
I find it funny how Griffy said "Did we?" as if he isn't actually sure himself. Bro must bang everything that moves, damn!
@Prizrak1317 ай бұрын
I don't know how to describe it but Griffy's facial animations are on point and more realistic in this video, especially 0:16. He's showing more emotion.
@terrior32527 ай бұрын
Man studied so hard he passed every question on the test
@stain2557 ай бұрын
AIRBORNE CHLAMYDIA IS CRAZY
@fathergabrielstokes47067 ай бұрын
Abstinence is key, brothers
@samsonchakanyuka55447 ай бұрын
His std’s melted my first phone this is my second one just to rewatch this
@eviltraxx7 ай бұрын
These public service announcements are getting outta hand.
@cwilldaedited7 ай бұрын
I like my own comment
@mr.kickyourass52177 ай бұрын
Me too bro, me too 🥹
@YYZ-217 ай бұрын
I didn’t
@ViewingMyMind7 ай бұрын
😭 "eVERYTHING CAME BACK POSITIVE"
@allmiky7 ай бұрын
Daaaamn the zombie part got me off guard 😂😂😂 Thanks Maurice 😊
@kwesilee10267 ай бұрын
Zombie Maurice talking in the background has me crying
@twodoe3737 ай бұрын
Nvm I think I’ll order a std test from Amazon
@jeremybrown96117 ай бұрын
I use to work Security in my early 20's and the main Hospital was one of my assigned spots. Lets just say late December everyone fucks around and early January everyone finds out. They use to come at night to avoid anyone seeing them. Get tested is good advice but I play by them MMA rules "Protect yourself at all times". Wrap TF up folks!
@Roeclean7 ай бұрын
Always
@Steven-hq3go7 ай бұрын
Abstinence is more effective than condoms
@lukethelegend97056 ай бұрын
“YOU!” “😮” “TYLER PERRY!” “😑” It’s small but that face acting got me
@Osama_23077 ай бұрын
He said Neglet ☠️ I almost died bro
@wumbology60727 ай бұрын
The way his glasses and his eyes so BIG 😂
@Nightcall4117 ай бұрын
Didn't expect that at 1:56 mark! If this was on Amazon prime as a mini series I'd watch it.
@user-pn7zl2er2w7 ай бұрын
0:17 that transition was smooth as hell .
@josephwilliams24067 ай бұрын
Dear god I'm dying, this shit had me laughing all the way through
@user-cf4yf5md5s7 ай бұрын
the zombie part had me dying laughing
@BigReddthehebrew7 ай бұрын
The Zombie talkin tho "**ga Ima Zombie ***ga" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@AkiyamerGaming4 ай бұрын
this and the ugly hostage def my fav videos from this channel
@lilyt..3 ай бұрын
Fr this is the funniest video I've ever seen 😂😂
@Kainthemain7 ай бұрын
This brother is simply brilliant. cant stop laughing
@jeremyjackson73557 ай бұрын
As a surgeon at NYU that’s had me weak asf🤣🤣🤣
@jackmermigas94657 ай бұрын
Nice subtle messaging that leaves it up to the viewer to ascertain the underlying meaning
@LLcoolDre27287 ай бұрын
One single STD test ushered in the apocalypse.
@Zaine17 ай бұрын
I got every std humans have discovered so far.
@GomezMedia17 ай бұрын
Mf delete this comment💀
@Zunaw7 ай бұрын
This was hella funny, love the background voices😂😂😂😂
@joshjohnson69977 ай бұрын
And Maurice… He cannot Move It Move It
@ShadowKona7 ай бұрын
Lmao 😂😂 His face after they said "Tyler Perry"
@lamparo70287 ай бұрын
Griffy and headphones go together like PB & J
@kybriawashington48667 ай бұрын
I am crying... the whole time I'm watching. I can't breathe
@StoomsClassics7 ай бұрын
So THAT's how the zombie virus in the Walking Dead started...been wonderin about that for a while now
@Skelovane7 ай бұрын
Griffy's definitely not going home this time! 😂
@jeyes25697 ай бұрын
The NWA got me spilling my coffee😂
@cycyj8477 ай бұрын
Maurice growling in the background is hurting me!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂
@Tyler_ThaTruth7 ай бұрын
Imagine you talking to griffy about how you got burnt and when you get home that night you see this video uploaded lol
@Outsider177 ай бұрын
Maurice turned into a zombie from an STD test. THAT'S TUFF
@zeldaxninja32147 ай бұрын
Ayyyooo saw this they same time he said it😭😭😭😭
@mogana207 ай бұрын
The zombie part caught me off guard 😂
@_dlui0n_6697 ай бұрын
RIP Maurice🙏🏾🕊️😭
@Fudge_Fantasy7 ай бұрын
I mean it is the beginning of the year. Get tested wait for the results then continue the year clean with protection.
@des93237 ай бұрын
Gotta be the best advertisement for telling people to get tested. 😂
@Acostilate7 ай бұрын
Shout out to my fellow virgins who don't gotta worry about getting tested 😎
@jonesnbones7 ай бұрын
V 4 life!
@jadashields51663 ай бұрын
Period 🔥💯💪
@regulationzero59457 ай бұрын
I like the zombie noises in the background
@potatotatotatotatoes7 ай бұрын
The zombie in the background 🤣🤣
@hiimglad86087 ай бұрын
Griffy the great hits us with another home run. 😂😂😂
@maam94017 ай бұрын
I get tested regularly and this makes me want to get tested again 😂
@a2shiftyyyy7 ай бұрын
Griffy has the biggest opportunity to make a video abt the guy flying to the judge.