11:15

I dint think so he got it at Jared’s

"Wait... 'Never found her engagement ring'." I thought she read a different line. 🤣🤣

@@ProjectXsent”was it expensive?”

@@tiny_cas”I don’t think so. He got it from Jared’s.”

Hee yaaa thanks mew mew yes it is hilarious

i think the technical term is "sims language"

its even better when you find out that the reason speaks gibberish all the time is because when he speaks in the japanese version hes either annoying, adds nothing to the plot, or both

I like how he is also dyslexic and the joke continues through the entire show

I love hearing the voice of Haruhi suzumia in all these other anime

TRUE

they had beef with everybody 😭😭

@@minamoto2679 That's what makes it so great, unbiased comedy.

@@bennettbush3906 this dub just work up and choice violence to the national level

Literally Rated E for EVERYONE

That broke me 😭

the official dub actors really said "fuck this we making ghost stories abridged" 💀

​@@bionicleapple1254They were told the only things they couldn't change were the plot and the footage.

Oh my gawd

Dude, It was a once in a lifetime opportunity

The fact that she went to a homosexual conversion camp kills me 💀💀💀

Well now she does know him.

And right after that the nerd boy (Leo) says “what if she was Jewish??”

That’s great. God’s great!

@@sudsupda 😨

The most truthful statement I've ever heard.

💀

Sounds like a joke but it’s true 💀

So true

Aged badly

Hey you talking me too

5:20

Done your yet homework have

SAME😭

The best part is that in the sub she can sense spirits

Me: *is a JW* I'm not even offended.

@@BubbleArcadia lol same

@@BubbleArcadia Same, I'm a christian and im not offended either XD

I’m just impressed that the voice actor went through the effort of quoting real Bible verses

When that happened my mouth hung open lmaooo

As someone who is part asian, I find that hilarious

@@FireMewMew is still racist

@@kku4209 as a Chinese, I find it hilarious tho.

@@kku4209 that's why it's funny

*cries in mexican*

@@ceveensubs7377 goals

@@ceveensubs7377 SAME

@@ceveensubs7377 You're name is ironic

@@tavellcoops This name is fake I just wanted to pretend to be someone else lol

And so is her daughter (I’m sorry)

Nobody’s here making a food pun after your passing? You’ve ricotta be kidding me!

Yes.

…are you the daughter?

I WAS JUST AT THAT PART

LITERALLY

Reminder this dub was made 20 years ago and was meant to offend literally every group

@@absoluteballs >masked pdp Shut up

Back where everything was funny because everyone was made fun of.

@@BulkBogan1920yeah and we need more of it today, censorship is the death of comedy

and none of us were high. not a day!

@@STE7ENFOSTER you smoked all of it didn't you.

@@themandan4000 Ladies and gentleman, the Man Dan, once again, proves that his screen name is DEAD FUCKING ON. Nice callback, Danny! I ever get back into show business, you're the first staff writer I beg to come make me look hip, cool, and smart again.

Devilman OVA dub is pretty fucking great too

@@STE7ENFOSTER I think ur high

I tried to watch it with my friend, I had showed him clips and he thought it was awesome, but I left out the fact Momoko is Christian and the second she kept saying religious phrases he got offended. I figured if I could handle the offensive gay jokes, and even laugh at them, he could handle the religion jokes but I guess not. So not everyone is a fan, sadly lol. Which sucks because it's gold.

@@TheStrikeofGod wait, why was that offensive?

@@lily_daifuku He said it was because it was his beliefs. I knew he was Christian, but I didn't think he'd get upset over it :v I mean it's all just harmless fun and the anime makes fun of everyone, that's why I figured he could handle it :P

@@TheStrikeofGod oh okay, I understand. I'm Christian too and was confused about whether or not he was Christian or why exactly that's offensive but I guess a lot of people have a different view on "offensive".

@@TheStrikeofGod your friend needs God even if he's gay

I’ve done so many searches like she was either researching or raised in a Bible Belt. They’re all real and it kills me 😂😂😂

i had my Bible there the whole time. I'm actually a Christian and I had to look up the verses, I couldn't remember how they went exactly. And HERE'S a fun bit of Ghost Stories trivia. In one scene I told Monica to say the Lord's prayer and she just looked at me. "What?" She started laughing and said, "I don't know the Lord's prayer!" Then my engineer said, "Aren't you Catholic?" and we all lost it.

@@STE7ENFOSTER HOLY SHADE ON CHRISTIAN SLATER’S CAREER, ARE YOU *THE* STEVEN FOSTER OF ADV?!?! 😱

@@CNWhatImSaiyan Ahahahahaha! Right? In my fantasies, I give GS credit for his career resurgence. but I'm PRETTY sure he's got sam esmail to thank for that.

Monica Rial. Stocking from Panty and Stocking and Bulma from Dragon Ball and a bunch of other anime.

"Hey, answer me, I'm talking to you!"

Lmfaooa

As a person who had dyslexia same xD

Damn

Without subtitles it sounds like “You spoke to Oliver, didn’t you?” I’m serious. Rewatch it and you’ll see

​@@allglorytothefather4186 nah I watched without subs and it doesn't

"I'm going fucking crazy."

Cute

Literally just had this conversation with a customer yesterday 🤣

I hate to admit it but I laughed at that scene.

dude that entire scene had me crying, which was bad bc I was watching it in the middle of the night

@@mrpopcorn25THIS. THIS IS ME. RIGHT NOW

Dang that child must have had taco bell

I dunno if they have the same VA, but his name is Greg Ayres. He’s like everywhere lol

@ANDREA E AMEGASHIE yesss Ouran is one of my favorites! He also voiced the green haired guy in Angel Beats, Koji Koda in my hero academia, and probably a LOT more stuff

Yachi's English VA also voiced here too as the rabbit owner girl-

@@miracaaahalane yassssss! ^^ I actually love his voice lol

@@unpronounceable5020 yessss

They should do an abridged version of this but it's just normal anime

@@moothu lmao

I think YGOTAS and dbza came first

@@moothu Amazing

@@johnnickfanaccount3492 Close, this dub came out in 2005 while YGOTAS was 2006 and DBZA was 2008. Good timing for it to be a strong inspiration though!

they break the 4th wall as well😭

And one, makes u smalerrrrrrrrr

Dude SAME 😂😭😭😭💀💀💀

It’s a great reference to White Rabbit by Jefferson Airplane, had me creasing 😂😂

THAT boggles my mind. I truly can't wrap my head around the fact that there are people quoting things I wrote. I'm NOT WORTHY.

@@STE7ENFOSTER have you accepted jesus christ as your lord and savior?

@@STE7ENFOSTER you are very worthy and i love you for ghost storries dub

‘Why do principals always look like lesbians….MOM?!’

@@namedrop721 no but like why is that so true

Thank you, Taro, that's one of my favorites but moreso because Hilary NAILS the read

It could never work between us no matter how much we want it to! 😭 not because you're a rabbit, but because you're black

@@STE7ENFOSTER Hell yeah the delivery is top notch, and so is the line. Definitely in my top 3. Another that I really love is the whole "Let's see, seven?" scene but my absolute favorite is "Run, she's a ghost AND a bitch", and the delivery on that one is also absolutely amazing. The whole cast did a great job, and so did you. Thank you for this masterpiece.

@@Fucisko You're so awesome, Ma4zu6

This was violently directed to me, I am a bunny loving girl

Its great honestly, how they actually portrayed genuine everyday dialogue. It's not pretty, full of dark humor and jokes, and swear words.

The exaggerated emotion and coomer shit has ruined anime.

@@Sorakeyblademaster37 Thats always existed man... theres more grounded shows now than ever lol

​@@The_KingDoge examples?

@@damoji5332 examples,?

is that the butler from Jesse

@@paullester3160 Yes. Bertram Winkle.

Baaam!!!

@@xarzey4891 Ironic since Bertram’s actor is openly gay 😅

LMFAOO

Anime name plz

@@tytgaming7254 ghost stories I think

@@tytgaming7254 ghost stories

Where did you find it?! I couldn't find it anywhere ;-;

@@x-virus_gaming9746 crunchyroll is where I watched it

NAILED ME. Fuuuuuuck. I HATE repeats. Unless they're call backs or boomerangs. I know Keicherrou mentions Payless, but I'm lost where I double dipped. Sorry, dude. That's why I don't ever watch my old shows (something I thought was bullshit until I was actually in that position). ALL I can see is, Weak. Nope. Oh, that coulda been smarter. Lame. Missed opportunity. etc. That's all beside the point. The real reason I'm commenting is because I not only thought your observation was brilliant. Your wording of it was MUAH! Gorgeous.

@@STE7ENFOSTER didnt slutski i mean satsuki say Nike when she showed off her shorts under her skirt

@@bongwaterbaptist oooh look at you with the super ear! Okay, first, great drop on sluts/sats Straight up confession: despite being in advertising for 15 years and entertainment for 16, I have NEVER known what the fucking deal is with brand names. I mean, I KNOW that if I would have had Satsuki say, "Look at these shitty Nike shorts they cause crabs!" Nike might get a little lawyer happy. For example, when I did the Milk Chan live action scenes, in the shoot that was on the tour bus (Beyonce's former coach!), I scripted that Marcy Bannor was eating nuts out of a can when Ben Pronsky came up to bother her and my line producer jumped in just before cameras rolled and turned Marcy's Planter's can so that the logo couldn't be seen. And that was Holly. Holly knew her shit. And usually I'm like I don't give a fuck. Do I really think that a mega corp like Nike or Lipton or Volvo or whoever is gonna stumble across some anime (a genre I'm willing to bet most CEOs of Fortune 5's couldn't find with a gps), and HAPPEN to come across the ONE out of millions that namedrops their product? And not even in a derogatory way? Are they really gonna haul my happy ass into court with a cease and desist and a def of character charge? Phhht. Having an orgy with the Avenger Chrises is more likely to happen. Which I'd be totally down with as long as Pratt lost the address. But on THAT day of recording I got cold feet (probably feeling insecure about a totally different area of my life or work that just happened to bleed over into Hilary mentioning Nike.) So, pussy that I am, changed it at the last minute. Hilary actually says, "Bam! Bike shorts from Mikey." I know. L-OS-E-R. And NOW thanks to YOU I am having to admit I was a WIMP that day. Mister Purple you BASTARD! lolololol You KNOW I'm kidding, dude. But, yeah, she says Mike. SUPER smart question.

@@STE7ENFOSTER oh okay, when i saw the subtitles for the dub, i thought it was a typo from Mikey to Nike.

@@STE7ENFOSTER are you the person who wrote the script for this dub? That’s pretty cool if so. I bet it was so fun messing around with this and getting paid for it

@Azuri e lol no

@Azuri e nah I’m good

@@Moonsharkss definitely don't take her advice on going to praise world in topeka 😂

Same, people who get offended by this are too sensitive. The entire show is a goldmine of comedy.

@azurie580llow a 9mm to your heart

Wait this is the official dub they used

@@mauriciodiaz8315 yes. no joke. The story behind it is that the anime did so bad in japan that when it was time for it to get dubbed the producers genuinely didn't care anymore.

@@peaceking9640 well that makes it more hilarious

​@@peaceking9640 that is BEAUTIFUL. Omg this is a masterpiece of tomfoolery and fuckery alike.

Okay, save the old man a trip to the Urban Dic and clue me in. Creasing?

@@STE7ENFOSTER creasing = laughing a lot

@@amye9033 THANK YOU, AMY E!

Timestamp?

@@joebidenjr5902 14:01

and remains as the posterboy of it

I don't get it, what is Avon? I tried to look it up but all its showing is a bicycle brand and a makeup brand.

@@RandomSwiftie13 ladies who sell Avon are stereotypically pushy

@@FlawedPefection isn’t it an MLM?

@@Muhluri yup it was, before MLMs became mainstream.

The bloopers would just be a bunch of laughing

@@aashycoconut agreed lol

Crips*

Now my dad only buys me cheap ones from Payless.

😐

kryps 🥲

KRYPS??

I died laughing

AHAHAHAHAHA!

Please, I'm howling 💀😭

It's also especially funny now because of what's currently happening, weird but also funny how things can change drastically.

The whole priests being nonces thing is completely made up

@@goncaloferreira8543 There's another one where they talk about how republicans are stacking supreme court, so anti-abortionists won't have to bomb clinics anymore. That shit aged too well...

@@goncaloferreira8543?

​@@goncaloferreira8543nah the drag groomer shit is still a spook and priests are still being protected after repeated offenses don't care about what incel's anecdotes tell me

Shame it didn't happen more often they could have made an epileptic joke.

FRRR

The original was so bad and failed so hard that they salvaged this trope ridden animé crap into something actually funny and interesting :)

@@theblackbaron4119 the original is boring AF

@@lanceducusin4696 hey we meet again tf

@@kidsworldrose4847 omg hi!

There's no paper😂😂😂

Me too 😂😂😂 Japaneega

Watch the entire full series

​@@MultiLimpet is it scary? (tho it doesn't seem like it)

​@@jaeminok8544late reply, but nah. It's hilarious

IT CONFUSES ME SO MUCH PLEASEW DKWHDKWJSKS

I thought it was a Isaac reference

@@rae9977 its from a song called White Rabbit

@@febrizey Recently regained popularity thanks to the first trailer of The Matrix Resurrections🦆

What cartoon is this? This is hilarious

@@lo8410 ghost stories english dub

@@lo8410 it’s an anime called Ghost Stories English dub

Anime

@@lo8410 c-cartoon?😟

Sameee💀

ÆUGAHWHEH… THERES NO PAPER…

WHAT ?!

So did Keichirou...

You lost your what?

Reisen is all about this idea

Right!? I saw dark cloud and was "Whoa" then everything went downhill 😬

@@Heavensira50 dark cloud?

@@crabking9223 It's the game that was on the TV, it was Level-5's debut video game. I played through it on my channel and it's very good!

Holy shit! People have pointed out the "stacking the supreme court" thing but I've NEVER seen anybody point out the drag queen/priest disconnect! I am a PROPHET!!! lolololol

THE PROPHECY IS TRUE

​@@jurassicsmackdown6359well, it's just been true for a long time

I keep expecting to see that these comments about priests are from years ago when there were reported incidents of such, but they're weirdly recent when drag queens are the bigger offenders by far. Is everyone just really out of touch?

⁠@@BezoRazoWhat are your sources on that? I find it very hard to believe that drag queens are more dangerous to children than priests

Like fine milk lmao

The molesting priest trope is outdated, whereas drag queen offenses abound.

​@@BezoRazo Nah its still mostly priests.

OHMYGOD. Is it because of the patchouli/lesbian connect? Because if that's what you meant, you are my HERO. 30 years ago when I came out and I dove into the gay community, I'd come away from EVERY function or party or rally and go, "WTF is up with the lesbians and the patchouli???"

@@STE7ENFOSTER no its because its so random, also I'm talking more about the Da Vinci being a big fat dick part. If this comment offends you then why did you click on this video. Ghost stories is obviously offensive.

@@ckarls8508 If the offended thing is aimed at me, you have nothing to worry about. But to answer your question, I just came up with the art part first (paint/quick) and as soon as I said that, I knew dick was def gonna be line #2. Big and fat, just because it fit the flaps. This is one of the most hilarious sentences I've ever typed. lol And the random of patchouli wasn't so random, I was just playing off the visual of him recoiling from the smudge stick. I've never known patchouli is in smudge sticks, but to me they're a step away from incense and crystal/new age land, two things that remind me of patchouli, which I think smells awful. Basically the daVinci ghost was given my taste. Vic, by the way, did such a great job. I gave him NO direction and he said that "What an apostle" line EXACTLY how I heard it in my head and I was thrilled because I just thought it was so funny (and obvious that it sounded so much like asshole). I know that sounds conceited, but I was just so proud of figuring the similarity of those two words because, to be honest, I'm not that bright. lol Thank you for your ? and I hope I answered it better this time! love ya, CK

@@STE7ENFOSTER Sorry, you just sounded to sarcastic to me in your first comment. You can never tell on the internet.

@@ckarls8508 You're so right. I tell you the guy who's going to finally find a way where sarcasm actually reads in a text will be a bazillionaire

“God, You’re such a bitch.” “WHAT DID YOU SAY?!” “I have an itch?”

@@GWYT2003 😂😂😂

SAME HERE😭

AND THE LINE AFTER? "Excuse me?? 😰" He sounded so scared tf lol

Incest is hilarious.

Every time keichurou cries you take a shot

Where did you find the episodes past season one?

Lmfaaoooo thats frgn hilarious

Absolutely killed me😭

that must be a real thing bc ive heard this ghost story mentioned before on an episode of scream queens, something about two different colored toilet paper and choosing the wrong one = death or something

@@MyidolGwen it is a real legend lol

Because its an actual urban Japanese legend and this is a show about ghosts...

​@@MyidolGwen The one you are referring is Aka Manto

​@@genocidalfruitcakeexactly

As a girl who’s an atheist and is also bi, I find Momoko’s lines hilarious

It was william knifeman…ahhooo

And more terrifying, like angry Avon ladies. Lord have mercy on them!

My favorite episode😂😂😂😂

Japaneega 😂

Fr

This Pop Team Epic Hitoribocchi Golden Boy

Same, it's legendary

but at least he reads barricade

how did you survive the ambulance? ima go get jojo and jojo

BAYUM

It doesn't matter

I laughed too and I'm Chinese

I'm 1/5 Mongolian.

see reply to simon

@@josephdrybrough1020 see reply to simon

yes

The japanese dub didn’t do so well so the actors were allowed to say whatever they wanted as long as they stuck with the story

Real, I got the dvd set