alex turner's stand up comedy special

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Жыл бұрын

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0:00 • Alex Turner tries to s...
0:22 • Arctic Monkeys - No. 1...
0:45 • Arctic Monkeys - The C...
0:55 • The Last Shadow Puppet...
1:05 • Studio Brussel Intervi...
1:11 • Arctic Monkeys . Popwo...
1:13 • The Last Shadow Puppet...
1:30 • Arctic Monkeys - The C...
1:46 • Alex Turner: The Makin...
1:51 • The Last Shadow Puppet...
2:01 • Arctic Monkeys introdu...
2:07 • "I remember being quit...
2:16 • Arctic Monkeys - Inter...
2:22 • Arctic Monkeys - The C...
2:39 • Arctic Monkeys Intervi...
2:49 • The Last Shadow Puppet...
3:04 • Arctic Monkeys - Virgi...
3:14 • Arctic Monkeys: ‘The C...
3:32 • Arctic Monkeys - Do I ...
3:34 • Studio Brussel Intervi...
3:50 • Alex Turner: The Makin...
4:06 • The Last Shadow Puppet...
4:15 • Arctic Monkeys: ‘The C...
4:30 • Arctic Monkeys - The C...
4:38 • Arctic Monkeys - Lolla...
4:48 • Arctic Monkeys intervi...
4:55 • Arctic Monkeys subtitl...
5:00 • Arctic Monkeys: ‘The C...
5:04 • Arctic Monkeys Intervi...
5:09 • Entrevista Arctic Monk...
5:12 • Arctic Monkeys win Mas...
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@kristellakaj5430 Жыл бұрын

he's my only braincell

@ferwoodz Жыл бұрын

He's my everything fr

@tessamohammed Жыл бұрын

Same

@humanbeing4841 Жыл бұрын

Do you mean "briancell"?

@tcrijwanachoudhury Жыл бұрын

Which is incredible considering how many he has compared to us plebs 😔

@kristellakaj5430 Жыл бұрын

@@humanbeing4841 im sorry my mistake 😩

@NEGROGAYMER54 Жыл бұрын

I love how he looks so cool on the AM era while performing and posing but the moment he starts talking for more than 30 seconds he becomes so awkward or just weird.

@rocketqueen9887 Жыл бұрын

Lmfaooo

@Soyhomofobica 8 ай бұрын

I love him

@jonathan_vortex 7 ай бұрын

es verdad hahaha

@kadrianklingler6489 Жыл бұрын

“A.M. is sort of a perfect album” “…I think that was deliberate” I’M DEAD 💀

@nikoletak Жыл бұрын

I died at that ngl

@shrustipatil4446 Жыл бұрын

I didn't understand what did that mean

@JD-uj5cp Жыл бұрын

@@shrustipatil4446Cause artists try to make their albums as good as possible and it’s just the way that he’s so confused about it being purposeful or not 💀

@ohstupidslowdirtypc Жыл бұрын

I LOST IT AT THE FOUR OUT OF FIVE BANJO VERSION

@Miamor737 Жыл бұрын

SAME 💀💀💀💀

@XTomeeee Жыл бұрын

exactly xddddd

@spwkvv2117 Жыл бұрын

4 four banjos out of 5

@nikoletak Жыл бұрын

same i was literally shitting tears

@jamesdavies5266 Жыл бұрын

Lol

@nadia_17 Жыл бұрын

if netflix doesn’t get their shit together and make this a show then i’ve lost all hope.

@Wheres_Ana Жыл бұрын

We don’t need anymore A-list celebrity movies, we just need Alex Turner Standup

@nadia_17 Жыл бұрын

@@Wheres_Analiterally no more 2 hour documentaries about world tours. ALEXANDERS STANDUP BANJO SHOW WOULD BE GLOBAL NUMBER ONE FOR WEEKS

@ferwoodz Жыл бұрын

Need it so badly

@lawrenceroadloonie3847 Жыл бұрын

He isn't a black lesbian disabled refugee so they won't make it

@daniellerae1345 Жыл бұрын

Yes please!

@nadia_17 Жыл бұрын

“what do the dancers mean” in his serious tone goes through my head atleast 84 times a day

@loveyourself9017 Жыл бұрын

What do they mean tho .. really lol

@ferwoodz Жыл бұрын

IKR HAHAHA

@vale_campos Жыл бұрын

@@loveyourself9017 I think it goes "what do the dancers mean when they say 5, 6, 7, 8? 1, 2, 3, 4"

@loveyourself9017 Жыл бұрын

@Majinsky Porterhaus lol i wouldn't be surprised really

@slyasleep Жыл бұрын

And are friends electric?

@juliekrol Жыл бұрын

Oh my god, I don’t think I could sit through a conversation with this man, I’d come out questioning the English language itself 😂

@ghostcookie Жыл бұрын

i've spent too much time listening to the man talk, i think i got to understand his language

@shuraaki Жыл бұрын

for me i think id understand whatever he said for the most part, i actually look forward to having a conversation with him one day his ideas make sense even if you dont understand the way he puts them in a phrase as well, thats something i kinda relate to lol

@Ukraineaissance2014 9 ай бұрын

I talked to them when i was younger and they wernt like that, hes just a pretentious arse now

@flawlessyouth256 Жыл бұрын

"How do you think it will be different this year?", Alex: "Emm, different songs." 😂😂

@vivi_505 Ай бұрын

STOP THAT ALWAYS MAKES ME LAUGH SO HARD

@queraltgimenezgarcia7828 Жыл бұрын

I know it's a weird take to have on Arctic Monkeys but I feel like 2007 Alex is the exact energy I imagined Harry Potter to have when I read the books (looks shy but gets sassy when he runs out of patience)

@ghostcookie Жыл бұрын

ok but how is this so accurate

@abrilvallejoslarramendy694 Жыл бұрын

No way! I was thinking exactly the same nonsense!!

@amitabhsharma3916 Жыл бұрын

"There's no need to call me sir, professor"

@EveWheeler-rx2dd Жыл бұрын

Yess

@moderndaycain16 Жыл бұрын

I THOUGHT THAT WAS ONLY ME

@just_living_for_a_1D_reunion Жыл бұрын

Ghost Cookie has no idea how much these subtitles mean to me lmao😅

@ghostcookie Жыл бұрын

he speaks his own language

@rocketqueen9887 Жыл бұрын

@@ghostcookie tru

@ValerieSparrowW Жыл бұрын

4:38 i know its super stupid but its so funny to me how he says the ''Its not an F''' on beat and then proceeds the song InTeRstElLaR gAtOR sKin bOots

@harveyyoung4496 Жыл бұрын

“Who came up with the song name the worlds first ever monster truck front flip?” “Well, the guy who flipped the f***ing truck” Criminally underrated Alex Turner quote

@glebkoshelev Жыл бұрын

Why do you give credit to Alex instead of the guy who flipped the f***ing truck?! Alex only shared the news. Here is the truck flip by the way, it's bizarre: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/bKd8msljxNqtgJc.html

@BriannaBanana1 9 ай бұрын

@@glebkoshelevOmg, someone actually did it! I forgot about that, but he did mention it once upon a time and it being the inspiration for the song title, lol. Thanks for the video link. I hadn’t seen it before now. That’s wild.

@glebkoshelev 9 ай бұрын

@@BriannaBanana1 reality is crazier than art 😄

@shar.janette Жыл бұрын

Alex is not only the greatest frontman, a comedian too

@bruvhellnah Жыл бұрын

I LOVE Alex but please don't ever call him the "greatest" frontman again 😭

@Tyler-uo7rf Жыл бұрын

@@bruvhellnah it's an opinion

@bruvhellnah Жыл бұрын

@@Tyler-uo7rf lol i don't even remember making that comment. In hindsight, OP could just as well have been joking lol

@rogersebastian690 Жыл бұрын

the audience laughing at the incoherency gives me life

@claudianextdoor Жыл бұрын

The fact that this is 5 minutes long makes it so much better

@lotticru. Жыл бұрын

As a Englishman.. Alex turner is.. one of a kind.. to say the least

@eeffsuuuun2808 Жыл бұрын

1:40 all the jokes about Nick in basement makes me laugh everytime

@maddie_5023 Жыл бұрын

It will never not be funny

@abigail1916 Жыл бұрын

give this man a comedy show, honestly his jokes are under appreciated

@hannahr7946 Жыл бұрын

The banjo version of Four out of Five killed me 😭

@mardyjane7664 Жыл бұрын

So uncomfortable to watch, yet so iconic and relatable😀👌

@novaruby.films. Жыл бұрын

the way alex says "well thats not for you to say" never fails to make me absolutely lose it tysm for including it in this work of art

@maddsthebaddi3 Жыл бұрын

The ghost cookie joke has now been spread around my school. Some of the grades make school newspapers and they had a meme page and me and someone younger both liked the arctic monkeys so we put the ghost cookie joke in and it’s been legendary lmaoo

@maxwell_4k916 Жыл бұрын

Hey! I never really got the joke about the ghost cookies, i speak a different language. Could you explain it to me?

@crowabyss9551 Жыл бұрын

@Maxwell _4K Instead of saying, "They're selling like hotcakes," he said, "They're selling like ghost cookies." They're selling like hotcakes is an expression used when something is selling particularly fast. It's funny because it's not the best joke, so it made it funnier, in my opinion.

@beanietime3959 10 ай бұрын

You go to the coolest school ong

@a.m11558 2 ай бұрын

@@maxwell_4k916 It's not even really a proper joke which is what makes it funny

@ackerwoman16 2 ай бұрын

Woah😂

@georkost Жыл бұрын

I was waiting also for the time that the band stopped this comedic genius from unfolding his talent. When he started with the "I was paying for my lunch" and they started playing 😁

@vivi_505 Ай бұрын

Nick, Jamie and Matt simultaneously the second Alex said "I was paying for me lunch the other day-": Absolutely not.

@a.m11558 11 ай бұрын

Alex has definitely gotten funnier and more comfortable socially as he's gotten older. I actually think him not being in the spotlight so much has helped a lot.

@sully3943 Жыл бұрын

"invoice me for the microphone if you need to" what a fucking icon

@AnelimMCO Жыл бұрын

i love him and his weird humor

@cooltroop2 Жыл бұрын

Matt laughing at Alex's goofing off on stage gets me every time

@bethanclark1872 10 ай бұрын

‘can you be funny as well’ ‘no’ 😭

@monazurroville6652 Жыл бұрын

He seems sooo chill and confident. Like definition of confidence. Sooo relaxed. And he seems not being afraid of looking awkward and stupid I want to receive that level of consciousness and sorta wisdom😅 or stupidity, whatever

@itssaxv2455 Жыл бұрын

yeah tbh i get what u mean😭

@monazurroville6652 Жыл бұрын

@@itssaxv2455 😅cool

@BriannaBanana1 9 ай бұрын

Honestly, this is probably how I look when I feel awkward and am not sure how to respond to something, so I just go with what pops into my head and hope that other people find it charming, lol.

@alexturnertable Жыл бұрын

i would pay good money to see him do a comedy special

@just___iz2477 Жыл бұрын

It's currently 1 a.m. I have school tomorrow But instead I'm watching Alex Turner do stand-up comedy Any regrets? HA PLEASE THE ONLY THING I'LL REGRET IS BURSTING OUT LAUGHING bc of a joke cause it's so bad or actually good during a serious situation

@ziggytheduke Жыл бұрын

the thing you did at 3:58 is nightmare material

@charliesomething Жыл бұрын

“How did this start?” “With the introduction” Alex, you’re doing amazing, sweetie

@PL4Y3R_0N3 Жыл бұрын

HELP

@lllSusan1224lll Жыл бұрын

Oh dear god, that banjo bit killed me. This video needs and award of some sort, I swear

@bbypom 11 ай бұрын

I LOST IT 💀💀💀💀

@bloopdaddy Жыл бұрын

0:48 not his hair perfectly cascading around his face all the time i...

@adynamos Жыл бұрын

Not the banjo 4/5 😭😭😭

@onion54 Жыл бұрын

LMFAO I FELL OF MY CHAIR AT 1:02 THE NOVEL

@michellema3473 Жыл бұрын

these are actually so funny, thank you for posting all these videos and also taking the time to link all the sources!! happy new year :D

@Babylasagna123 Жыл бұрын

I always watch them at school

@HottestTears Жыл бұрын

I just wanna say I literally love watching your videos so much like there’s not one vid I cannot laugh at 💀😭

@whatamidoinghere9394 Жыл бұрын

0:53 he looked so proud of himself for that one LMAO

@nannabangholmberg3067 Жыл бұрын

1:02 Ahahha “Do you bum - a novel” crying😂😂

@Camp6e11 Жыл бұрын

He always looks like he's internally panicking to try and look sober.

@warpspeedchic Жыл бұрын

You can't get more Alex Turner than this, only the best clip compilation! Edit: I would also unironically buy the "Do You Bum?" Novel.

@PL4Y3R_0N3 Жыл бұрын

1:40 THE BASEMENT- 😭

@averagebrokenteenagegirl5350 Жыл бұрын

This is the best compilation I never knew I needed😂😭

@leona5167 10 ай бұрын

the "take it easy for a little while" + banjo part is hilarious and has been stuck in my head for a month now. I have spent time to find this very video just to hear it again. Love your stuff really amazing

@jasso.183 Жыл бұрын

A prime example of letting the intrusive thoughts win.

@merylmeiqi Жыл бұрын

im so tired of people saying this shit. intrusive thoughts arent silly goofy quirky. theyre shit like "what if i kill my family and sexually assault my dog"

@sandraliebherr4171 Жыл бұрын

Thank you, I really needed that today :) Al and his quibs, man - love!

@tarataramyfriend Жыл бұрын

The book called “do you b u m” is genius 😂😂😂

@lizzypandora6986 Жыл бұрын

the banjo edit had me howwwling

@LucaVincent Жыл бұрын

The banjo 4 out of 5 was amazing hahah

@catarinad1740 Жыл бұрын

I love your videos so much! Thank you for posting this one, I'm going to work in a better mood :) Thank youuuuuuu

@Orbitro.n Жыл бұрын

THE BANJO HAD ME CRYING

@adelevalerieva Жыл бұрын

3:35 through 3:50 is precious! 🤣 Another gem of a video, @ghostcookie!

@shar.janette Жыл бұрын

I WHEEZED AT THE 4 OUT OF 5 BANJO😭😭

@whatthefcrime Жыл бұрын

THIS IS PERFECT, I LOVE U

@cielo8723 Жыл бұрын

I love your videos, they always make me laugh!

@isaacbetts6035 Жыл бұрын

Chuffed this account is still going strong lmao

@Aruyuha Жыл бұрын

4:23 I love this one

@K.ldxh92 Жыл бұрын

Everytime he jokes the only thing that goes in my head is ‘there ain’t no way he isn’t drunk’

@ashiscoolllll Жыл бұрын

THE FACT HES ACTUALLY SERIOUS IN SOME OF THESE LMAO I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

@Bluer0binn Жыл бұрын

the introduction..a classic start” GETS ME EVERYTIME 💀

@gesinewittrich7322 Жыл бұрын

Haha thank you for making my day better

@xjessb Жыл бұрын

best comedian of all time. IMAGINE we get a documentary though throughout AM's career.

@ashamalfoyy2883 Жыл бұрын

Gosh I bloody love him. He’s so literal it’s pretty funny. Ghost cookies are iconic

@raihanferezha1372 Жыл бұрын

the banjo version of four out of five (3:48) 😭😭

@Misiuduo Ай бұрын

💀💀

@sebas288 Жыл бұрын

This is actually your best video

@hehehehe6934 Жыл бұрын

these videos are giving me life

@evangeliasid4898 Жыл бұрын

DHAWJKDA I CANT THE GOBLET ONE😭😭 WATCHING UR VIDEOS IS LITERALLY SELF CARE

@didoan Жыл бұрын

"i think that was deliberate" will forever be hilarious

@user1485loey 2 ай бұрын

this video is all amazing and i don't know how to thank you for putting the sub

@matguerra333 Жыл бұрын

This is hilarious. I love Alex Turners writing and witticisicismsmsicisiscciicicsmsmsmsms

@tvgxth Жыл бұрын

THE BANJO HAD ME WHEEZING😭😭😭

@milahosh Жыл бұрын

THIS IS SO GOOD AAH DAMN THIS VIDEO IS TOO HOLY

@unheathilyobsessedwalexturner Жыл бұрын

the money i would pay to see his standup show

@skinnybitch3456 Жыл бұрын

Ahhhhh i love youuuuuuu 💜

@Joekhaliquebrown Жыл бұрын

Alex Turner is definitely one of the comedians of all time

@maddie_5023 Жыл бұрын

if Miles and Alex wrote a book I would definitely read it, and especially if it included what the fook goes through their heads on a daily basis.

@nataliejl Жыл бұрын

I feel like I can live again with your new post I was like YAY GHOST COOKIES BACK

@immaturegirl Жыл бұрын

Oh my Gosh I love him so much

@martenjonkers8731 Жыл бұрын

you are the one person keeping arctic monkeys content alive

@ghostcookie Жыл бұрын

truly posting more than them these days

@merriellegatlin2714 Жыл бұрын

I love how he is confused by the only child comment like he isn’t peak only child energy

@cmp_687 Жыл бұрын

This amazing vídeo made me realize how good of a sense of humor i have

@oli5053 Жыл бұрын

This is great 😂

@alexsghostcookie7911 Жыл бұрын

I can't explain how fckn much I loved this

@phnompenhpeach3362 Жыл бұрын

That banjo part. I can't...I just can't...🤣🤣🤣🤣

@bautistamolinari Жыл бұрын

Ghost cookies no dejes de hacer videos, son mi terapia

@mirelinkk 10 ай бұрын

NOT THE FOUR OUT OF FIVE BANJO COVER I NEED A FULL RELEASE OF THAT NOW GOD 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@viktoriaf.1191 10 ай бұрын

I literally love this man so much. He looks so badass and he def is but when he speaks it’s like my last two brain cells talking to each other and I love him so much more for that!

@PL4Y3R_0N3 Жыл бұрын

3:47 IM DEAD💀💀

@maddie_5023 Жыл бұрын

I WAS GIGGLING A BIT TOO HARD

@azrajoy Жыл бұрын

3:22 ah yes i love this mechanic-chic look

@barbeele2146 Жыл бұрын

this is just great

@karhernandezh Жыл бұрын

Aynooooo, me reí como no había reído en mucho tiempo. Qué genialidad es Alex Turner, muy buen vídeo!

@bhumikabhattacharya2702 Жыл бұрын

I was just watching one of your videos "dancing monkeys part 2" and then BOOM!!!! YOU POSTED ❤‍🔥✨😭

@ghostcookie Жыл бұрын

you have summoned me 😌

@bhumikabhattacharya2702 Жыл бұрын

@@ghostcookie hahaha yes! I wish I could summon "Milex" too 🥺🙌

@rasesvari Жыл бұрын

Wowwwww I love them too and hello fellow Indian😀

@bellatrixblack3235 Жыл бұрын

No one can make me laugh this hard I swear to god 😂😂😂

@rebecca0799 Жыл бұрын

Why is he actually so funny. The perfect man fr

@Bffr7 Жыл бұрын

the four out of five banjo thing 😂😂😂

@Jack-hb4dm Жыл бұрын

Me: **makes in appropriate jokes during awkward and serious moments** Me attempting to do stand up comedy while feeling awkward and nervous: **Can't think of any jokes**

@Mattsea Жыл бұрын

This is incredible. Best intersection of comedy, and arctic monkeys / Alex turner, 2 of my fav things😂 honestly can’t express how great this is. Nice work!