The Humble Gamer nah the italians were not brutal in ww2 lmao

@@bk2active From Wiki, II Battle of El Alamein: The 7th Armoured Division was held up by the Ariete Armoured Division, which was destroyed conducting a determined resistance.[107] In his diary, Rommel wrote Enormous dust-clouds could be seen south and south-east of headquarters [of the DAK], where the desperate struggle of the small and inefficient Italian tanks of XX Corps was being played out against the hundred or so British heavy tanks which had come round their open right flank. I was later told by Major von Luck, whose battalion I had sent to close the gap between the Italians and the Afrika Korps, that the Italians, who at that time represented our strongest motorised force, fought with exemplary courage. Tank after tank split asunder or burned out, while all the time a tremendous British barrage lay over the Italian infantry and artillery positions. The last signal came from the Ariete at about 15.30 hours "Enemy tanks penetrated south of Ariete. Ariete now encircled. Location 5 km north-west Bir el Abd. Ariete tanks still in action". [...] In the Ariete we lost our oldest Italian comrades, from whom we had probably always demanded more than they, with their poor armament, had been capable of performing.[108][k] The Littorio Armoured Division and the Trieste Motorised Division were also destroyed. Berlin radio claimed that in this sector the "British were made to pay for their penetration with enormous losses in men and material. The Italians fought to the last man."[110] The British took many prisoners, since the remnants of Italian infantry divisions were not motorised and could not escape from encirclement. Private Sid Martindale, 1st Battalion Argyll & Sutherland Highlanders, wrote about the "Bologna" Division, which had taken the full weight of the British armoured attack:[l] The more we advanced the more we realised that the Italians did not have much fight in them after putting up a strong resistance to our overwhelming advance and they started surrendering to our lead troops in droves. There was not much action to see but we came across lots of burnt out Italian tanks that had been destroyed by our tanks. I had never seen a battlefield before and the site [sic] of so many dead was sickening.[112] The Bologna and the remnants of the Trento Division tried to fight their way out and marched into the desert without water, food or transport before surrendering, exhausted and dying from dehydration.[113] It was reported that Colonel Arrigo Dall'Olio, commanding the 40th Infantry Regiment of the Bologna Division, surrendered saying, "We have ceased firing not because we haven't the desire but because we have spent every round".[114] In a symbolic act of defiance, no one in 40th Bologna Infantry Regiment raised their hands. Harry Zinder of Time magazine noted that the Italians fought better than had been expected and commented that for the Italians It was a terrific letdown by their German allies. They had fought a good fight. In the south, the famed Folgore parachute division fought to the last round of ammunition. Two armoured divisions and a motorised division, which had been interspersed among the German formations, thought they would be allowed to retire gracefully with Rommel's 21st, 15th and 19th [sic] light. But even that was denied them. When it became obvious to Rommel that there would be little chance to hold anything between El Daba and the frontier, his Panzers dissolved, disintegrated and turned tail, leaving the Italians to fight a rear-guard action.[115]

VFAHSN jeez, I think the guy was just memeing it. But thanks for the lesson.

The Humble Gamer fr fr

@@bk2active The Italian soldier fought well, but it was their equipment and poor supply that really let them down, not their courage and spirit.

Classic 🤪

Reminded me of when Mike Strutter got upset in his Wine Tasting sketch

Never trifle with a cook's recipe. 😂

It's like she just insulted his mother. Lmao.

All I heard after was "Oh no. Oh nooo" lol

I've came here to watch this video again because of this hahahaha

0:08 he was hurt

That’s what got me too, he’s so upset with the idea of ham.

silence is golden as they say

**tarantella music stops**

Makes all the sense in the world because there's no such a thing as British cuisine/food culture, yet she talks as if she could improve what Gino just cooked. The "if had ham" was the jab but the "British Carbonara" was the cross 🤣

No it's would be your mothergrand

Stop riding your grandmother

The most underrated comment ove seen on youtube 😅take a bow mate

Insert Name Here this made me laugh harder then the actual video

@@moolian3920 don't ask, don't tell.

he was translating the phrase in his head

That's not even a comeback in Italy-

@@saragarofano6471 not everyone lives in Italy Sara

Feminists in nutshell

@@_GhostMiner what?

Yeaaaah, tbh, on 24kitchen, where I've seen him, he has never *cooked* a single thing himslef, only promoted and combined some "famous Italian" produce

Yeah like every English has bad theet, protruding ears and a big belly caused by beer. LOL What a bunch of crap. He's just forcing the character for the brits.

@@539ivana he does cook very often in numerous other shows though, don't know what you're trying to say with that

Even down to the way he dresses. He would fit in in the Jersey Shore lol

The hair and t-shirt too

Ah, I get it - because everyone in town rode his Grandma!!

and for him to dig out that joke as a reference is nothing but pure wit

@@lou5368 ?

@@lou5368 reference? It's just Italian banter my dude

@@wea69420 yes, but he used it at the right moment. I'm pretty sure you've been in a situation where in you were thinking I should've said this instead etc. that is my point.

@@lou5368 I'm not sure if you understand why they're laughing.

It dosent make sens what u sed u kno (Genuinely informative)

Berating them as they die.

And that playful smile he gives as he keeps talking

Beautiful

Very italian

Part of the hilarity to British ears (and I wouldn't expect an Italian or Greek to know this) is the alternative slang meaning of "bike" - a woman who is "ridden by everyone"... in other words "she's anyone's for a Babycham".

@@Mortimer50145Nah I don't think that's it. It's just how out of left field it is that makes it funny.

I'm guessing in Italy and greece they don't have the joke about certain girls being "the village bike" (everybody gets a ride.)

We also use it in Spain.

I would imagine that after its use on Good Morning and Holly/Phil's reaction to it, it may have started to gain usage in the UK. The most common variant, keeping the aunt/uncle connection, is "if my aunt had bollocks she'd be my uncle" which is slighty cruder but conveys the same sense of "this is hypthetical/impossible so stop worrying about it".

The short moment to translate a none standard sentence happens to be the perfect time for comedic punchlines

Ahahahah

He also said "I'm glad, you're standing there and I'm not" lol

True

Lmao phillip was terrified

That was Phillip, the guy standing next to her.

That’s the best part

He's been

@Rabbi Shekelberg He is offended like all Italians would if you compare traditional food with British garbage fake version. Anyway I know the real Gino, he robbed celebrities before going to jail and becoming a celebrity.

@@renettedescartes lmaoooooooooo

Renette Descartes what’s with the hate toward us?

The other host knew exactly what she just said and what was going to happen and said quietly ".....oh no...."

I can’t believe you’ve done this.

What's her name ?

You have some likes, bruh, just leaving you a message so you can see them.

@@Absolutely_puck_fakestine It's only smells... XD

Literally yes

Rocco siffredi Don’t encourage him to make one of those “OMG TY FOR LIKE” edits.

@@bushisback112 they ruin good comments every time

want another wheel, Murray?

@@rin_etoware_2989 No I think we had enough of your bikes.

yo im weak lmao

imma turn this gramma into a bicycle 🚲

Wow, that was so funny, you should be a comedian

me too! 😂

i've watched it more than a hundred times and i don't get it at all

@@alwayselite748 then why did you watch it so many times?

Princess Diana had one of these

@@SKYLINED and then she died. What's your point?

@@grilledlettuce1845 what's yours ?

@@lowendpotato3021 lmao you people are funny 🤣

They're always fucking laughing on this show tho

How tf you get no replies

@@aaronharman5431 I was wondering that too g

I caught that flash of hate in his eyes. He just about killed her on the spot.

LMAO

C A Z Z O INTENSIFIES

Reminds me of Samuel Jackson "stares motherfuckely" meme

It's even funnier that he does not care about if they are choking or not, he keeps going on in his rant.

It is a way of saying here in Italy. Eve. Like 5 year olds know it

It's an idiom here in Italy

@@May16Joe no he knows it’s funny dum dum

@@davide7708 yes, that’s why it’s funny. It’s an idiom in the UK too. Maybe look up what “bike” is slang for in England.

They are laughing so much because in the UK calling a woman a bike is calling her a slut or a whore. The original expression was - 'village bicycle', meaning a bicycle shared by the community, where everybody gets to ride. It was the shock of hearing this, and the way he delivered the line that made them laugh so hard.

@@Blue-4 what's the difference

@@amphitriti and in Britain, calling someone a bike is slang for someone who sleeps with a lot of people, which is why the other 2 reacted as strongly as they did.

@@Dovahkiin106 This adds more to it than I previously understood. Incredible.

@@Blue-4 that's exactly how I understood and exactly why it was funny. I don't think there's any an idiom for redundant hypothesising like this in English, so it comes as kind of a 'shock' which makes it all the more hilarious

So you have chosen to be a bike

Wow very funny and hilarious

@@John-X LMAO this one is original. Dead 🤣🤣🤣

@@John-X this is what deserves the 1k likes.

@@doctorpanigrahi9975 How do you know. Have you seen them

Awww beat me to it 😂

😆

Screenshotin this fuckin comment 😂😂😂

Wow such a funny and original joke

@@andreasantinelli7213 Pasta pizza mafia forget about it. How is my Italian?

Jordan Rivas good thing he did because the timing was perfect 😂

Exectually

In Italian is a pretty common comeback to replay at a nonsensical comparison. An alternative more used version is "if my grandfather had 3 balls he would have been a pinball"

How the fuck do you know?

@@sethandrade4703 rehearsed. It wasn't off the cuff. They knew the joke would work so they set it up for him. And laughing would be easy because those two laugh A LOT and wether you hear it for the the first time or 1000th; with the correct delivery, it will make a lot of people laugh. Especially when delivered in a quasi indignant manner.

The timing was too good lol.

I was a boy. They were two girls. Can I make it any more obvious? I am KZfaq's ALPHA MALE. Acknowledge it, dear so

@@AxxLAfriku oh god not you again

not accidental. gino has great comedic timing. he knows exactly what he’s doing

@@AxxLAfriku Isn’t that the lyrics to Sk8er boi? Lmao

Hello from Greece. Yes, he is right, we have the same reaction when they mix up our recipes

I'm English and he is completely right and his rage is justified

I'm on the moon and he is completely right and his rage is justified

I'm Chinese and even I felt that rage! It's like me watching Uncle Roger commentating the BBC food show with the butchered fried rice.

I'm an American and I have no idea what they are talking about.

MizuKageG Have you seen the Gino cooking nude one..😂

I'm pretty sure they cracked up because in England if you call a female a bike they're a slut. Example: "Nana was the town bike, every body had a ride"

@@jordanc9282 what gino said was a classic italian joke "se mia nonna avesse le ruote era un flipper", they use it to interrupt someone talking about an unlikely conditiom to happen. literally nothing about being a slut or something

@@chakra_x but the show is in the uk not italy. so he basically called his gran a slut on tv.

Hanno ragione Gino ha dato della p...a a sua nonna lui ha detto se mia nonna avesse avuto le ruote sarebbe stata una moto in England se tu chiami una ragazza moto significa che tutti hanno fatto un giro sopra di lei metaforicamente parlando se la sono fatta la ragazza non la moto

No. He was trying ti translate the italian "Se mia nonna avesse avuto le rotelle sarebbe stata una carriola". If my grandmother had wheels she would have been a wheelbarrow" but i think he didn't know how to translate "carriola".. that's why you see him thinking for 10 seconds!😅

@@pippomattei5747 Yes.

Kek

My face: 😬

This isn't funky spunky time anymore pal

So this is war

Magneto

Unfunny overused joke spotted

@@fergalkidd91 I don't think you've managed to spot someone who actually gives a fuck. Oh well, better luck next time bucko.

TheSauerkraut keep searching we need to find an alternate universe we we gave a shit

TheSauerkraut never seen it and it was pretty funny so I think your opinion is your own

Spoiler, she didn't

Madness?

LOL The righteous indignation in the man's face

@@geoorge1000 I don't know, they seemed carefully calculated to inflict a precise and lethal blow, if you ask me

He already knew where the chat was going to end...

*pizza dough freezes in the air, stops spinning entirely*

Chill out, what ya yellin' for? Lay back, it's all been done before. And if you could only let it be, you will see that I am the funniest YouT*ber of all time. Admit it, my dear follow*r mwa

Spaghetti music 💀

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/aq1mmJeFxrDcm30.html !!

💀

@Stefan Hendriks why so aggressive

@Stefan Hendriks stfu

@Stefan Hendriks no one asked

@Stefan Hendriks did i say whether its true or not all i said is that it was funny so stfu kid

I love all you pricks

Reece Gallagher she insulted his shpagett

When she said he already gave her a look as if sentencing her to death

Reece Gallagher 664 likes We almost there Wait. No. If Darkimoo will be summoned then an army of da girls will as well!

Italian phrase, retold in English, by an Italian, with a passive aggressive English delivery. Priceless.

That's just it, he wasn't trying to be funny. It was truly outraged by the absurdity. Classic!

No mercy

1kth like

LMFAO BRO I DIED 💀🤣

YAAAASSSS 🤣🤣🤣💀

It's like he felt the unavoidable rage Gino was about to unleash on Holly

That oh no was like when animals leaves in preparation for a natural disaster. The man knew what was coming to them hahaha

He tried to stop her by saying "oh no" so many times!! but she wouldn't hear no body...hahaha it is like he was trying to stop her but off she went 🤣

Followed by "well I'm glad your standing there" he just knows what about to go down 😭😂

I believe he said I'm glad you're standing there as if to say you are at arms length to be smacked by this angry Italian.

I’m pretty sure he’s just using an analogy to show how dumb their comparison was. Granted I’ve never heard that analogy used so maybe, but I doubt it. Edit: also if he was using the figure of speech, why not translate it to wheels and tram? And why use the figure of speech if it’s getting translated?

@@joegeneric1846, as Italian, trust me it's a figure of speech

@@thegreenexperiment1484 as an Italian I can confirm, is a figure of speech we use to do with tramway more than bike. Still super funny!

In my zone (veneto), we use another form of it: "if my grandfather had three balls he would be a pinball machine"

@@titandado3414 sì ma tu sei un Gabber! 😃

LOL

masterpiece comment

All 7 levels in less than a minute. Impressive. Normal people would've took almost less than half of their lifetime

Truly a masterpiece comment indeed

0:51 - can put a ham at home if you want

When she mentioned ham he immediately expected something horrible by the look on his face. Lmao

Fyi, gino is dumb as dirt. He honestly couldn't figure out if what he said was wrong, didn't make sense, or he was being disrespectful. But he has these rare moments of brilliant quotes that put everyone around him in cry laughter. He's the best part of watching the Gordon Ramsey travel series.

Good thing they stopped choking cause by the looks of his face he wouldn't be delivering the "kiss of life!!!"

The way the old guy said "I'm glad you're standing there"

She just hid all her laughter though, that was not good

Maybe they should joke more. Food is food, the world isn't gonna end over a little ham. 😊

Pumpkin when you can’t cook

@@pumpkin6429 Then it a fake version

Pumpkin food is the most important thing to achieve happiness porco dio

Nor their grandmothers

2041 years !

Such a god coment made me cry

Pasta has only existed for like 600 years though

In england the translation has another meaning. Basically called him gm a sl*g

@@Mrtheunnameable bet you’re fun at parties

I the in step 3 he was also translating that saying from Italian 🙂

Last step : BOOM ROASTED !!

His look of genuine disgust at what he was hearing... LOOOOOOOL

And the fact that the roast was executed with an Italian accent... Brilliant

This is my favourite comment

You may want to check out some of Simon Amstell's work on nevermind the buzzcocks :)

@@Thrill0g "Or she'd have me killed and make it look like suicide"

@@eddiewinehosen6665 "With a motorbike made of jealousy"

11 years?

That's a common comeback in italy tho, there's several variations such as "if my granfather had 3 balls he would've been a pinball machine" and my favorite "If NIck pooped he wouldn't have died of constipation"

huh? he does understand it

Hes making fun of the comparison she made between carbonara and mac & cheese. Thats the joke

@@alexinivai08 DUH !!!!!

@@alexinivai08 HOLY NOT GETTING IT

I-....yes

OH MY GOD LMAO

Bruhh👁👄👁

*slow camera zoom while the sound of silence plays* 'I agree.'

What does that mean?

Struth! 🤣

BAM!

​@@TromBooneTubeHAM

Only beaten by videos under 20 seconds from 2008 or before

😯🤣

💀💀💀💀💀💀

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@@C.Woodford nope, born in Naples. By the accent, I'd guess he grew up there at least until his teens.

@@C.Woodford wtf are you mentally ok? he's literally from Torre Del Greco, Naples

But dude, you were not drinking any coffee that day. You should see a doctor, dude.

I watched it live too! It was the highlight of my week!

A true brit would be drinking tea

@@frankhaula Right thought you were british for some reason

I remember too, was standing in my mothers living room, talking to her, only half paying attention... dove for the remote to wind it back ... convinced I had misheard.

Sam ive legit sat here and watched it about 8 times

@@flopface2237 Same I got about a dozen viewing before I decided to stop so I could breathe again.

Also, even if the punchline was spoiled in the title, his accent and delivery make it so much better

No it just gets funnier lol cause the more you watch the more you hear

I cant stop rewatching it 😂

Gdyby babcia miała wąsy to by była dziadkiem

In England calling a girl a bike is negative.Especially if everybody gets to ride it... that's why they were laughing

That's so funny! My folks here change the bike for a wheelbarrow, but it's funny all the same...

if my grandma had a mustache, she would be my grandpa

@@robertszumiowski589 we use it in turkey

Ah I see you speak fluent Italian

Are you Otto from the movie "A fish called Wanda"?

@Palla di Lardo Yes he does because he's from Naples and they speak like that in Italian too. He also created his business around his accent. I'm Italian and do not categorically speak like that because I'm not from the south of Italy and also because I make sure I don't.

@bob marley I simply never spoke English the way you would expect Italians to speak English. I'm not intentionally changing the way I speak I just don't sound Italian, that's all.

Nan was a slappa

Funcheon Mc Truncheon Albanian culture is older than Irish

@@JD-po3yl Are you on drugs man? 😂 😂 😂

Funcheon Mc Truncheon ‘celts who migrated from Central Europe around 500BC’

It's not because I'm albanian but albania culture is actually older.

I'm Albanian too

with a humorous scatch the picture of Italian and foreign cuisine was made, Italians are attentive to everything, for them food is an art and if you imitate Picasso you cannot say that your picture is like Picasso's.

the comedic timing is honestly perfect. I hope that people in 50 years will appreciate this as much as we do

After the come dine with me guy 😂

Will Smith and Chris Rock???!

@@NickVaquerano bruh

so his head is a bike?

​@@dsdy1205good one

@@dsdy1205 if his head had wheels, it sure would've been.

That smirk when he thinks in Italian 😂😂😂😂😂

S N haha your funny 😑😑

S N I’m sorry what?

S N ok?

In Italy every dish is sacred, we just get out of mind when someone try to make his own version of an Italian recipe... I know it's stupid, but we are very jealous about it

The Italians who visit must be constantly in disgust of British cuisine.

@@2006Mercury i'll be sure to come back if im not dead

Same boys! See you in another 10 years!

See you in Ten years hopefully lads !

Congratulations and thank you for the services

10 years to go. I'm setting a reminder

Hahahaha

Full of the exaggerated swagger of a white Italian male

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/aq1mmJeFxrDcm30.html !!!!.

@@JLEC2005 white? Do yellow Italians have no swagger?

@@ghostshipone shush

He took his time before unleashing it 😂😂 Love it

HAHAHAHAHHAAH.. I SAW THAT

Se mia nonna avesse avuto le ruote sarebbe una bicicletta.

Da me è "Se avessimo le ruote, saremmo delle carriole"

@@novatek443 Da me è "Se mio nonno avesse le ruote sarebbe un bel carretto"

Does the original Carbonara have ham in it?

@@giogvarianashvili6309 No, guanciale.

@@albebelt3013 non capiscono nulla

It made good comedy tho

@@giogvarianashvili6309 no it hasn't

You love what?

@@michaelchallis4129 Sorry, my crap grammar. edited.. videos*

@@wisdom-for-life Wait, did you originally say you love 10 year olds?

@@YouPrincipal lol.. 10 year old videos like this one dated 2010... uh yea, that's a pretty bad typo.. lol... It's like that time Michael Scott signed up for a dating app and chose a very unfortunate user name.. I'm sure some of you know it!

The thought of 2010 being a decade ago is fucking terrifying.

This is probably my favorite part

In italy we say maccheroni ch is pronounced k

999 likes

It's pronounced like that in English as well Alister. Alt spelling is macaroni.

@@shakibishfaq8627 I've never heard an English guy say maccheroni instead of macaroni

*when you're criticizing an Italians cooking

Joey Tribbiani agrees with you

Especially when comparing to the travesty that is English cuisine.

What are the dishes that come to mind when you think English cuisine?

The moral is--don't be so stupid as to say a dish is like a British carbonara when they have *nothing* in common, so adding ham to it won't turn it into one.