Kids these days are spoiled with sliced paper. Back in my day you had to slice paper by hand.
@Janiyahdes5 жыл бұрын
PrimalTheEmperor (primal9000) 😂😂😂
@hanniffydinn60195 жыл бұрын
No sliced bread....
@theblackbaron41195 жыл бұрын
@@fduranthesee I never asked for this -Adam West
@kyles-xp7fd5 жыл бұрын
@@hanniffydinn6019 you clearly didnt watch then 😂
@Son0fman695 жыл бұрын
Giotto: draws perfect circle Messenger: weird flex but ok
@kurumachikuroe4424 жыл бұрын
Unusual flaunt but alas
@conmanassassin4 жыл бұрын
SonofMan 69 nice profile pic
@brettandersen79635 жыл бұрын
"You can never leave furries behind." It's because they will always tail you.
@DivineDawn5 жыл бұрын
youve won the internet
@NYC_IVAN5 жыл бұрын
God......help us all
@rudeboyjohn34835 жыл бұрын
Thanks fur the great pun
@GunnerSeries5 жыл бұрын
eeeyy
@impulsetoaster8964 жыл бұрын
B
@kimchikidbear5 жыл бұрын
A friend of mine is a painter and she painted a shark in the bathroom for a client’s kids and it’s so real that they were afraid to take a bath/shower for a few weeks
@fleur57823 жыл бұрын
LMFAO
@anttibjorklund18695 жыл бұрын
The actor Eddie Redmayne did his Master's Thesis on that Blue Painting. The thing is, Redmayne is colourblind.
@SuperSpecialk135 жыл бұрын
A colourblind guy with red in his name wrote a thesis on a blue painting?
@andreafalchi8395 жыл бұрын
@@Highbrowser yes could be like me that I see some blues as pourples and yellows as greens
@jayjohns13914 жыл бұрын
@@andreafalchi839 could you describe pourple? I've never seen or heard of that particular shade. Is it anything like purple?
@andreafalchi8394 жыл бұрын
@@jayjohns1391 it's where blue and red meet
@l0sts0ul894 жыл бұрын
@@jayjohns1391 Its your profile picture colour.... wait
@beavbgfff42315 жыл бұрын
I cannot believe people only watch the facts, i literally just watch this for the stuff in between
@daveboz19845 жыл бұрын
Karl never ever hurry up. Your banter is real and fun and the reason your 1 of my highest rated channels. Thanks for all the effort you put in your research and general knowledge is truly interesting.
@hihelo51315 жыл бұрын
Dont forget his tangents
@lrd.suckme45135 жыл бұрын
@@TomiVuori you're*
@greenwolf16015 жыл бұрын
In Italy we use this story to say that someone is very skilled in art "ha disegnato un cerchio perfetto, chi diavolo è, Giotto?" that translated is "he drew a perfect circle, who the hell he is, Giotto?"
@greenwolf16015 жыл бұрын
@@martijnvanweele6204 I think they still use it in Tuscany , but not in my region
@filippob.36445 жыл бұрын
martijn van weele we don’t use it anymore
@iota-095 жыл бұрын
@@Ch4pp13 doesn't sound too different from here.
@mycazglinski23025 жыл бұрын
There was a foreign exchange student in my 10th grade art class that could replicate anything the saw with photorealistic accuracy. It was incredible watching her draw.
@vegetarianzombie825 жыл бұрын
Never stop going on tangents. Those are the best parts of your videos.
@KaelanSwan5 жыл бұрын
Pretty funny to me, as a colour blind fello, that Bluest blue is clearly purple.
@ay22575 жыл бұрын
Maybe your purple is our blue
@dm14905 жыл бұрын
Andrew Younger R/woosh
@EnLaMatrix15 жыл бұрын
Is it the purplest purple though?
@heyimmashark90304 жыл бұрын
I’m not colorblind, and I think it’s more purple than blue🤷🏼♀️
@mariuscarausu93523 жыл бұрын
@@heyimmashark9030 You probably are,there are many different degrees of colour blindness.There are tests online you can check out
@Lezzoboy985 жыл бұрын
Here in Italy there is a "type" of song called "tormentone" that only comes on during the summer. They are supposed to be catchy and not much else, their only special feature is that they get spammed constantly on every type of media for the whole summer. That's the reason you kept hearing it everywhere.
@SK-kh8xq5 жыл бұрын
Kront I like how it is called torment one,reminds me of the Spanish word ‘atormentado ’, which means something is really annoying you. This also reminds me that in Spain there will always be songs that were created specifically with the summer vibe in mind, that are only popular during the summer and are very irritating. Maybe shared Spanish-Italian cultural heritage?
@Lezzoboy985 жыл бұрын
@@SK-kh8xq Tormentone literally means big torment. The songs songs in Italy also have a summer vibe, maybe its a shared phenomenon with coastal regions.
@remcovanvliet30185 жыл бұрын
@@natanoj16 boten Anna?
@Lezzoboy985 жыл бұрын
@@t.a.hargrove1212 Vorrei ma non posto and italiana are recent examples
@orionwilder77865 жыл бұрын
In Canada we have those too, we just call them "Greatest Hits and All time Favourites"
@yannickdellaert16165 жыл бұрын
There better be booze in that cup. This (fake) sober Karl persona is getting too real.
@bushyowie66795 жыл бұрын
Giotto: *Draws a freehand perfect circle* Pope: Weird flex, but ok
@omegagear20754 жыл бұрын
I never realized how impressive drawing a perfect circle free hand was until I accidentally drew one in middle school and my teacher flipped out and started showing it off but I have never been able to do it again because every time since I was actually trying
@cramerfloro59365 жыл бұрын
9:28-9:30 That is considered the Father of all italian literature... Thank you
@soupisfornoobs40813 жыл бұрын
The inferno guy
@Jack-jw4lm5 жыл бұрын
You’re not the only one who believed photocopiers sliced blocks of paper, you are not alone Karl.
@aggese5 жыл бұрын
To be fair paper is sliced from larger pieces and/or roles of paper just not sliced horizontally
@cliftut5 жыл бұрын
@@aggese You clever dog you. Have a sheet of cake.
@@aggese It's not thin enough! IT DOESN'T COOOOOOOOOUNT!!! *carried off by photocopier technicians in white*
@aggese5 жыл бұрын
@@cliftut :-D
@marpfel4 жыл бұрын
I'd like to imagine that the messenger just wasn't impressed because he could also draw perfect circles and just assumed that everybody else could do it as well. And his skills went completely unnoticed. :D
@loopseeker5 жыл бұрын
im just sitting here dying at the idea of people from deviant art time traveling to the proto-renaissance. thats hysterical
@mrluigi13375 жыл бұрын
Why isn’t the color of the Fact Fiend T-shirt green screen green?
@BaldingClamydia5 жыл бұрын
MrLuigi133 because Brad might murder him lol
@TheRealJohnux4 жыл бұрын
He wears green T shirts occasionly.
@T3nch15 жыл бұрын
Smallwood: "I know what a piece of paper is called these days." Me: Yeah, its called a sheet of paper.
My Dad told me this story once when I was little. Thank you for sharing this story it's a real gem.
@hawoaliahmed69965 жыл бұрын
These kind of song are the kind of thing that bane our existence during summer
@cramerfloro59365 жыл бұрын
12:25 Brad, you went to the wrong cities. You can't go to a city were 99% of who's there is from abroad, and expect to hear Italian pop music
@Deztitute5 жыл бұрын
Time traveling Deviantartists founded Egyptian civilization.
@captainsnurch66775 жыл бұрын
Imagine if Diogenes had been alive for bum fights
@solillman23505 жыл бұрын
That's blue screen blue. Damn.
@purplesam26095 жыл бұрын
I've been on deviantart. Yes it is like that This is one of the best episodes
@baddragonite5 жыл бұрын
Christian Sonic Fan art is a thing and its pretty funny
@charlesparr16112 жыл бұрын
This is one of your very best videos, you should do more of these.... I love your take on comics and pop cultcha, but when you get into the more 'highbrow' stuff you are simultaneously respectful and completely unafraid to speak your mind. It's refreshing, and most of all its the very best kind of funny, the kind that comes with a fragment of knowledge the listener will keep forever. I have an informal list of things that I think justify the very existence of youtube. Lets face it, this place can be a cesspool, but it has redeeming features. And with you added to that list with this video, you just became the fourteenth one, joining among others two car mechanics, a Warhammer Lore guy, a Video game and media scholar, a naval historian, an afghani jeweler who almost certainly has no idea there is video of him working metal on youtube, and an english fellow who rants about mostly military stuff while verbally cosplaying as a lecherous gay anthropomorphic swine from Scotland. Well, I don't think the Scotland part is cosplay. It's an idiosyncratic list, guys, but it IS bloody hard to get on, I guess you will just have to take my word for it that you should be proud.
@pixelpixel76864 жыл бұрын
I actually got the see that bluest blue in person and tbh it makes a huge difference! It was actually really quite impressive in some strange way
@zapwitz39315 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard at the deviantart bit that I ended up upside down on my couch. Bravo gentlemen.
@samuelscrivano46644 жыл бұрын
In italy they teach this piece of information about Giotto pre-Renaissance times, it is almost common knowledge: I had a teacher so obsessed about it, that every time he was near to a blackboard he tried to do the same achievement by hand
@rrdlr24 жыл бұрын
I love Karl's accent, it's almost half the reason I watch Fact Fiend, the other half is the humor, i love all the things he finds funny and the jokes he makes with whoever is filming that day.
@rrdlr24 жыл бұрын
Like the whole Sonic and Tails thing is freaking priceless.
@brina50644 жыл бұрын
As an art student the most impressive bit of Giotto's fly painting is the fact that art references back then were archaic if not useless. Cats looked like what failed attempts at taxidermied wild cats look like today. This absolute mad lad not only copied a fly enough to fool his master but when you take in account all the time he invested studying or even looking at a simple house fly (which is hard because well- they're constantly flying everywhere) and the fact that he managed that with no photo reference- Props, all of the props to my dude Giotto.
@kaykaybaybay2023 жыл бұрын
Ooooooor Ghiberti and Vasari are liars. We’ll never know though.
@angstbringer29923 жыл бұрын
If my art history teacher in high school had included those kind of stories about the painters and sculptors I would probably be able to at least tell them apart. Instead all I remember is how stain glass windows weren't just pretty, they were also useful since common people were illiterate.
@YoloSwaggerFTW5 жыл бұрын
Watching your Videos stoned is really great 👌 Greatings from Germany
@czarpeppers62505 жыл бұрын
I think the best comeback for those people that say "I could have done that!" to some modern art is... "But you didn't."
@logandeschaine89885 жыл бұрын
The whole reason I absolutely love your videos is your hilarious tangents, and sometimes don't even watch the shorter ones. Just ignore the people who say get to the point, they don't understand the brilliance of your shows. Keep it up mates!
@myvisual945 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christus that fucking song will hunt my dreams, È stato un incubo😂 Grande Karl, continua così!!
@declanthompson4415 жыл бұрын
My favourite Italy memory is learning about the time the Roman republic lost its entire army in a battle with carthage and instead of making peace simply sent a message saying "see you next year"
@ghidorahs1fan2094 жыл бұрын
As a artist practising free hand circles and straight lines is something a lot of us do all the time to keep our skills up.
@bradgill82015 жыл бұрын
I learnt to draw a perfect circle freehand during my trade. Just anchor your ring finger on the paper with the pencil on at the radius you want and then turn the paper... it’s a good way to get a drink in a bar bet ;)
@outcast1705 жыл бұрын
Great as always... But that mug really kicks ass. Excellent choice.
@lunarstain75455 жыл бұрын
Brad & Karl, you guys make my day. Your upload dates coincide with my work out days, and you always upload just before I hit the ski machine. When you dropped that comeback line, I nearly fell off the fucker laughing. You guys sincerely make my day better. Thank you so much for what you do :)
@shiroehirigami64775 жыл бұрын
as far as im concerned hes half bird, pidgiotto xD
@alexandervoltain29075 жыл бұрын
I stepped on a damn tack while watching this. Hurt like hell. Love your videos btw
@tamaratravani5 жыл бұрын
As an Italian living in the UK I appreciate this video in so many ways hahaha
@codyc735 жыл бұрын
as a kid my parents bought us to a ton of art museums one of them had a the most realistic painting of riverbed rocks ive ever seen and kid me needed to touch it to make sure it wasnt really rocks when no one was looking
@mrgoldfish74525 жыл бұрын
You pronounced Giotto right besides the unavoidable anglicisation of the o.
@iota-095 жыл бұрын
2nd time he spelled it was the only time he spelled it 100%right Also thank god he just said dante, because that was tbe worst spelling of Alighieri that I've ever heard.
@XdankXtreezX5 жыл бұрын
I'm Italian and I will say that you pronounced it good enough. We all mostly drunk and slurring anyways.
@cisco87254 жыл бұрын
EYYYY VORREI MA NON POSTO IS AMAZING. Finaly some recognition for italian music. Thanks Karl
@elslfdsoiudhd53843 жыл бұрын
Imagine a burn so good that somebody wrote it down and we're still talking about it to this day.
@MacBamboocha5 жыл бұрын
J-Ax is everywhere, even on the Fact Fiends videos! 😆 Greetings from Italy!
@101wormwood5 жыл бұрын
Instructor makes perfect circle on chalk board. It’s on KZfaq. Uses entire arm to swing like a compass, so it’s big. Only time I’ve ever seen it.
@chohawk14 жыл бұрын
Everytime these videos end, I feel like we the viewers missed a few more extra minutes of fun tangents you guys go on :( Would love to see a compilation of cuts that never made it into your videos!
@BK937525 жыл бұрын
I loved learning about Giotto in Renaissance Art histroy class in college. His Arena Chapel Pieces are just amazing.
@brandonfrost71375 жыл бұрын
I love this channel soo much , especially the tangents
@snowpython5 жыл бұрын
I can't wait for the behind the scenes on this one!
@susanforeman81684 жыл бұрын
I can draw a circle free hand, as well as do free-handed geometric designs, and even perfect lines. You’re right, it is a Rain Man type situation, because I’m autistic, but I don’t see numbers or anything. I’m a savant, but my savantism isn’t expressed that way. Its expression is more apparent in things like my aforementioned ability to draw circles, lines, and other designs freehanded, and my ability to recognize and create patterns.
@Whyistruth5 жыл бұрын
I love the green in his tattoo because the whole in his arm👌
@pastfutureart5 жыл бұрын
New subscriber and finder of your channel... and loving it so far! Thanks for the great content, especially on the more historical. Since you did Giotto, you should do more on the classical artists (*cough* Pontormo or Cellini *cough*). Thanks again for a great series.
@danmarie69075 жыл бұрын
Just learned about him in my art history class, you are actually pronouncing it right. 👍good job
@aaxolotl28075 жыл бұрын
God I love u 2 guys your the most real people I have ever watched on KZfaq
@NyxNovaStar5 жыл бұрын
Yes, we are everywhere. Even behind you right now.
@salelias83214 жыл бұрын
I laughed my knob off on this one mate, cheers
@whattodo98015 жыл бұрын
I guess it's been a while since I was in Italy.. Well it was... The song we heard everywhere (from Rome to Milano, we were in a few cities) was the Chihuahua song...
@legosaur22295 жыл бұрын
#SliceOfCleanPaper 😂😂😂
@valkyr85 жыл бұрын
Nice. I also recommend Brunelleschi if you want to explore another Renaissance artist who had a hard time finding hose that could hold his balls.
@cunijoeme5 жыл бұрын
loving the cup and the tattoo
@lloydcoe96805 жыл бұрын
That blue is blueming amazing you have bluen my mind
@AndraJapan25 жыл бұрын
As someone who studies art that is basically a clear sign of mastery. If you can free hand a perfect circle it also shows control.
@JoshuaAnderson915 жыл бұрын
So when I started getting in touch with my Italian roots I immersed myself in all the Italian music I could handle. J-Ax was definitely up there. As was Fedez, Maneskin, Rovazzi, etc. Get to youtubing those artists, man. They're worth it.
@earthwormjim97395 жыл бұрын
Aaaaaahhh yer tattoos are fk’in with the green screen! I love it!
@jadsobhie5 жыл бұрын
"You can never leave the furries behind, they always come in" Looks like Karl has been through some shit
@akikleist5 жыл бұрын
Karl, thank you for the song. Love it
@ArtemisMoon124 жыл бұрын
As an artist, if I saw him doing the circle, I’d lose my fucking mind. If I’d submitted my damn masterpiece I would have thrown it out myself. Its a weird thing to be an artist bc I find so many better artists than myself, so why try? But they challenge you by their mere existence to be better. I’ve been up Giotto’s Bell Tower and its fucking great. Damn good job my dude.
@hvseul5 жыл бұрын
I started working in an ice cream story this year and I also was bombarded by J-AX’ Italiana. That and Loredana Bertè Non Ti Dico No. I’m quite sure she is a queen though. 67 and still going strong
@cougarsax20055 жыл бұрын
I love the videos, banter and all. But check out this teacher who can draw a "perfect" circle, it is amazing to watch how he does it.
@parkersimonds93735 жыл бұрын
I can't fucking wait for the uncut version of this
@kamikazechickenx42455 жыл бұрын
I SWEAR IWATCHED THE WHOLE VIDEO
@darinskreblin55205 жыл бұрын
Same
@DivineDawn5 жыл бұрын
Liar
@0akes5 жыл бұрын
This was an amazing episode This might even beat the antelope
@pixelghostclyde87175 жыл бұрын
*legend, J-Ax is just one dude... And he's been hitting the charts for twenty years now. And I feel sorry for Brad, who apparently came to Italy during a period where foreign songs were trending, and thus missed out on our tremendously trashy pop music!
@Zander22125 жыл бұрын
the part at the end reminds me of my trip to Ireland. Everywhere we went, we kept hearing Galway Girl by Ed Sheeran. Kinda became similar to Vorrei Ma Non Posto, except we could understand the lyrics.
@andrearossi65645 жыл бұрын
Your pronunciation of Giotto is surprisingly accurate
@andreafalchi8395 жыл бұрын
I'm italian, I'm proud
@jackstephens72225 жыл бұрын
Name checks out
@andreafalchi8395 жыл бұрын
@@jackstephens7222 I guess it does
@aliceorton5135 жыл бұрын
I thought I’d made up that J-Ax guy from a fever dream cos when I was in Italy the we watched mtv a lot and this song called Maria Salvador always came on and it’s by him thank you for reminding me
@pirateswiggity52784 жыл бұрын
I will from now on ONLY refer to it as a "slice" of paper
@SpazzOnPC5 жыл бұрын
i stopped writing my university application (due tomorrow) to watch this, good job
@Pompo55 жыл бұрын
Amazing episode!
@AV3RAGEtv5 жыл бұрын
Tombstone caption Karl Smallwood - Never left a furry behind
@pablocidade57805 жыл бұрын
I had an art teacher that not only drew perfect circles but he would ask us to tell him a coin value (in our country we have several coins) , and then he proceed to draw it in one second, and you could put the coin inside the circle and it would fit perfectly. He also painted amazing stuff with just a mouse, going pixel by pixel.
@JerzeyBoy5 жыл бұрын
All Deviantartist: We're not Barry Allen. But the Idea is there.
@KubkaKawyprzyGrze4 жыл бұрын
Our phisics teacher in highscool could draw perfect circle off hand but only one size as he had this weird technic were he could make his elbow stay in one place as rest of his hand drew it using elbow as a center
@ryankelly75045 жыл бұрын
Brilliant video fellas
@pyroglyphic99705 жыл бұрын
Giotto of Florence is on a art history final i have tomorrow. Coincidence?! Yes.
@nolanhanson61725 жыл бұрын
Physicist Walter Lewin can draw a perfect circle freehand as well as fantastic dotted lines on a chalkboard.
@oxyuran59984 жыл бұрын
"Gio" in Italian is pronounced like the "ge"s in George. The Italian version of George is Giorgio and you pronounce it almost exactly the same and add an O at the end. ;)
@TK427155 жыл бұрын
dude you were saying you wouldn't be able to pronounce his name but you got it pretty spot on