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Saturday Night Live

7 жыл бұрын

Michelle (Cecily Strong) meets all the wrong men (Beck Bennett, Kyle Mooney, Mikey Day, Alex Moffatt) at a bar.
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@user-qv2qf1jk5o
@user-qv2qf1jk5o 4 жыл бұрын
“I followed all the rules” is hilarious but also is a terrifyingly accurate summary
@WublicIndecency
@WublicIndecency 4 жыл бұрын
Sadly:/
@SDsurfNFun
@SDsurfNFun 4 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately Men treat Women like trash but Women also do alot of shady behavior and still blame their problems on Men. If a girl cheats a guy it can really fuck him up psychological and alot of people don't get help afterwards.
@carrotcake6572
@carrotcake6572 3 жыл бұрын
SDsurfNFun wow it’s almost like anyone can commit wrongdoings and poor character is unrelated to gender
@Wordybirdy
@Wordybirdy 3 жыл бұрын
SDsurfNFun Did you really just do a ‘whataboutery’ 180? Sheesh.
@undscvr
@undscvr 3 жыл бұрын
@@SDsurfNFun I get what you're saying, kinda, buuut imo all humans are pretty trash and its funny that you think we can all be friends. Be nice to eachother? Pfft.
@guanyu4u
@guanyu4u 4 жыл бұрын
That is actually accurate.. the way a "nice guy" changes into an angry sociopath when he realizes he has no chance with you is utterly creepy.
@keyboardcockatoo4567
@keyboardcockatoo4567 4 жыл бұрын
franco stoppardi wydm? you sound like the person who should be happy that snl called this slimy “male feminist” behavior out.
@21shamsham
@21shamsham 4 жыл бұрын
Durrrr
@lydiapetra1211
@lydiapetra1211 4 жыл бұрын
Yep... you are right on...the facade and the mask comes off easily and the true self is revealed.
@KevinCarney91
@KevinCarney91 4 жыл бұрын
True. If a dude wasn't massively insecure and entitled, he'd just say "have a good evening" and be on his way.
@danimccarr9915
@danimccarr9915 4 жыл бұрын
Exactly and they are the same who say "nice guys finish last" but they are not even that nice when it boils down to it
@barsdogukankarakoyun8798
@barsdogukankarakoyun8798 3 жыл бұрын
The way he said “YOU WON’T EVEN LET ME _NUUUT_ ?!”
@innag6888
@innag6888 3 жыл бұрын
what does that even mean?
@Buddystudiozchannel
@Buddystudiozchannel 3 жыл бұрын
That sounded weird LOL 😂
@misterminutes4504
@misterminutes4504 3 жыл бұрын
@@innag6888 smart move in your part lmao
@alphaturtle3806
@alphaturtle3806 3 жыл бұрын
Eyes close as if he’s simulating the nut lmao
@baloog8
@baloog8 2 жыл бұрын
Inspired from deep within his dark side hahah
@f-35alightningii79
@f-35alightningii79 3 жыл бұрын
The way Mikey Day just points and says “bitch” in a matter of fact kind of way is hilarious to me.
@Redorgreenful
@Redorgreenful 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that was one of the funniest parts. He just points and says “Bitch” in this flat, calm tone. Like he’s describing the color of someone’s hair.
@berryreadable
@berryreadable 3 жыл бұрын
@@Redorgreenful I also laughed at he was also the whiniest, simply begging.
@STLCODPS3123
@STLCODPS3123 2 жыл бұрын
@@berryreadable “PLLEEEEEAASSE!”
@theatticaddict
@theatticaddict 2 жыл бұрын
The way he fcking points at her 😂😂😂😂
@serenity8295
@serenity8295 2 жыл бұрын
ugh my ex did that to me grr...well he is ex for reason🤓
@ksarah6565
@ksarah6565 4 жыл бұрын
Chad is the real feminist, he would just be like "okay" 😂
@sjanejms9394
@sjanejms9394 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@darklordthomaspie6293
@darklordthomaspie6293 3 жыл бұрын
Yes, perfect feminist he is
@Forge17
@Forge17 3 жыл бұрын
Girls love him, he saved Narnia after all.
@hakuu4644
@hakuu4644 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣👏
@entertain7us148
@entertain7us148 3 жыл бұрын
thats why hes a chad
@DxPxOfficial
@DxPxOfficial 4 жыл бұрын
“I’m wearing this shirt and you won’t even let me nut!” I lost it 😂
@lukees6359
@lukees6359 3 жыл бұрын
this is funny as hell
@pokemonbobcat
@pokemonbobcat 3 жыл бұрын
The best part of the whole video 😂😂
@spicywatermelon343
@spicywatermelon343 3 жыл бұрын
That was the best line 😂💀 10/10
@jancook6832
@jancook6832 3 жыл бұрын
Sameeeee
@philmedeiros2497
@philmedeiros2497 3 жыл бұрын
Perfect delivery lol, Beck is one my favorite cast members
@andrewforeman2168
@andrewforeman2168 3 жыл бұрын
"I freakin' marched for you and you won't get down on this?!"
@joanofarc9793
@joanofarc9793 3 жыл бұрын
Tbh that’s way more than following Kamala Harris on Twitter so maybe Kyle is worth a shot
@thefakenotckh5062
@thefakenotckh5062 3 жыл бұрын
Andrew Foreman the way he moves when he says that 😂
@mohammadfarooqi6255
@mohammadfarooqi6255 3 жыл бұрын
He was the best Kyle Mooney
@moballardful
@moballardful 3 жыл бұрын
The crotch grab/facial expression really made that pop lmao.
@RohitRoy-ww8du
@RohitRoy-ww8du 2 жыл бұрын
Hey, she's not into it man , back off !
@OfficerFriendly2006
@OfficerFriendly2006 3 жыл бұрын
I think my favorite part of this sketch is that Beck, Kyle and Mikey's characters are at least attempting to come across as normal but Alex isn't even trying.
@brettreason484
@brettreason484 6 ай бұрын
Do you want to eat my butt…. Says while in front of 20 strangers. haha he looked like the flair guy from office space.
@rickydlp
@rickydlp 3 жыл бұрын
"You won't even let me nuuuuuuut?!"
@SawyersPage
@SawyersPage 3 жыл бұрын
Best scene in it
@cadenjohnson1137
@cadenjohnson1137 3 жыл бұрын
Quote of the decade
@mohammadfarooqi6255
@mohammadfarooqi6255 3 жыл бұрын
Kyle Mooney part was best
@shizukagozen777
@shizukagozen777 3 жыл бұрын
😅😂😂
@nova9996
@nova9996 3 жыл бұрын
What the friiiiiiiiick!!!
@RichardCano
@RichardCano 7 жыл бұрын
This sketch is exactly the reason we need more women comedy writers! Hilarious and with a fantastic message. While we're on the subject, please sit on my face.
@ElfTrap
@ElfTrap 7 жыл бұрын
For once in my life I'm not sorry I read the comments.
@rakamukherjee9070
@rakamukherjee9070 7 жыл бұрын
Richard Cano IM CRYING THIS COMMENT
@emileemarie6768
@emileemarie6768 6 жыл бұрын
I LOVE U
@markshaw3711
@markshaw3711 6 жыл бұрын
Richard Cano, ew no
@aedanboyd5827
@aedanboyd5827 6 жыл бұрын
this is the funniest comment ever
@jh1328
@jh1328 3 жыл бұрын
This is so unrealistic. There are never two seats open at a bar in NYC.
@rustinstardust2094
@rustinstardust2094 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@eva_eva6724
@eva_eva6724 2 жыл бұрын
And most men are too afraid of hitting on anyone . Definitely not US culture or men
@Thrifty032781
@Thrifty032781 2 жыл бұрын
Also, people could never converse at a normal volume in any bar anywhere.
@jh1328
@jh1328 7 ай бұрын
@@eva_eva6724My comment was about seating availability. Let’s keep on topic.
@youngthomasyorke4074
@youngthomasyorke4074 4 ай бұрын
Except at shitty bars with only guys looking at dating apps on their own shipping Japanese whiskey
@songbird6414
@songbird6414 3 жыл бұрын
That opening shot made me really want to see Cecily in an actual movie
@davidsinnott7160
@davidsinnott7160 3 жыл бұрын
She’s had supporting roles in quite a few movies, and has quite a significant role in the ensemble film The Female Brain.
@songbird6414
@songbird6414 3 жыл бұрын
@@davidsinnott7160 I just heard about that one! I’m thinking of checking it out.
@davidsinnott7160
@davidsinnott7160 3 жыл бұрын
@@songbird6414 It’s not the best movie in the world, but the cast is decent, and Cecily is great as always.
@360.Tapestry
@360.Tapestry 3 жыл бұрын
i said all the right things, will she finally let me tap that?
@cambium0
@cambium0 Жыл бұрын
I enjoyed how the dude she passes on the way to the bar is giving her the once-over
@jonathandaniel1592
@jonathandaniel1592 6 жыл бұрын
i'M WeARIng thIS ShIRt aND YoU WOnt eVEN LEt mE NUT!
@milascave2
@milascave2 5 жыл бұрын
jon: Can I buy a shirt that says that?
@naheemniles4182
@naheemniles4182 5 жыл бұрын
Opinunate ted facts
@roystreeter8724
@roystreeter8724 5 жыл бұрын
Classic
@fightlikeacrow5091
@fightlikeacrow5091 5 жыл бұрын
Best part
@ayushpai8383
@ayushpai8383 5 жыл бұрын
wHaT tHe FrAaAaAaCk?!?!
@CEJRAID
@CEJRAID 6 жыл бұрын
Beck Bennett was so funny in his delivery here. "You won't even Let me nyeeuuttt!?"
@marshamontgomery1990
@marshamontgomery1990 5 жыл бұрын
john asshat he is one of my favorite easily
@jacksaccount5848
@jacksaccount5848 5 жыл бұрын
He’s like, the third-best cast member
@AtlasCypher
@AtlasCypher 5 жыл бұрын
He powered up for that line 😂
@mitchelltodd6363
@mitchelltodd6363 5 жыл бұрын
I will forever say nut like this
@Hpencer
@Hpencer 4 жыл бұрын
OK BEUITCH!! Hahahaha
@TheCatBilbo
@TheCatBilbo 3 жыл бұрын
A UK sketch show did something similar: man helps attractive woman changing a car tyre, or struggling with heavy shopping...until she mentions her boyfriend, in passing. Then he immediately stops helping & just walks-off.
@tiagolopes4965
@tiagolopes4965 3 жыл бұрын
Man/Woman. Genius show
@TheCatBilbo
@TheCatBilbo 3 жыл бұрын
@@tiagolopes4965 Well remembered! Nick Frost, Daisy Haggard et al. 2005 - 2 seasons.
@emmamarshall221
@emmamarshall221 3 жыл бұрын
Oh I thought you meant Snuff Box with Matt Berry. Have you seen those "boyfriend" sketches? I won't spoil it, but his timing is brilliant
@draxs3572
@draxs3572 3 жыл бұрын
Simp
@bibsma3401
@bibsma3401 3 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/f5xmlNyEvJrQlWw.html
@DJMaster7q
@DJMaster7q 2 жыл бұрын
The emphasis Kyle puts on “women’s March” at 1:37 is incredible
@chilldude30
@chilldude30 2 жыл бұрын
Lol, Kyle is great in this
@noho_hank7627
@noho_hank7627 5 жыл бұрын
“You won’t even let me nut what the friiiick!” 🤣🤣🤣
@RachaelHful
@RachaelHful 5 жыл бұрын
That's what I heard too... I fell out😂😂😂🤣🤣
@AtlasCypher
@AtlasCypher 4 жыл бұрын
It's pronounced "nyeeeuuutttttt!" 😅😅😅
@lion9469
@lion9469 4 жыл бұрын
@@itshammertime5036 naah, you killed it... 😑
@bluepenguin3686
@bluepenguin3686 4 жыл бұрын
I come back to this clip just for that line....every week... and I love it. Lol. Comedy genius.
@lhuffproductions152
@lhuffproductions152 4 жыл бұрын
NoHo_Hank “I followed all the rules...”
@sourmashnumber7169
@sourmashnumber7169 6 жыл бұрын
"I followed all the rules!" Lmfao
@Nephromancer3
@Nephromancer3 5 жыл бұрын
haha best line of the sketch hahaha
@theatticaddict
@theatticaddict 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@mr.bluesky4130
@mr.bluesky4130 2 жыл бұрын
Beck’s delivery is unparalleled, what an amazing performer
@lisalove991
@lisalove991 2 жыл бұрын
Lmfao the whole “bitch” line at the end of all them shooting their shot, is hilariously accurate OMG.
@englishwithari3971
@englishwithari3971 4 жыл бұрын
Her acting is perfect, the way she turns to try and avoid eye contact and everything
@christopherborum6551
@christopherborum6551 3 жыл бұрын
Almost as if she wasn't really acting
@wii3willRule
@wii3willRule 3 жыл бұрын
years of real-world experience
@christopherborum6551
@christopherborum6551 3 жыл бұрын
@Jay D I think you missed the point
@beneyboo3800
@beneyboo3800 2 жыл бұрын
I was literally thinking, how is she SO good with the reactions. Perfect acting
@SONICgokuverine
@SONICgokuverine 2 жыл бұрын
Yes…her acting. That was acting you were watching.
@barrett4398
@barrett4398 4 жыл бұрын
"I'm so sorry about my fellow man" is the grossest line in this skit lol.
@yellowblanka6058
@yellowblanka6058 4 жыл бұрын
As he's wearing a pink hat and vest covered with political slogan buttons, lol, could not be more overtly creepy.
@itsmeyaboi4386
@itsmeyaboi4386 3 жыл бұрын
@@yellowblanka6058 whats wrong with the pink hat lmaoo
@VileVanguard
@VileVanguard 3 жыл бұрын
The grossest line was definitely “I love Hillary”
@fenecofeneco19
@fenecofeneco19 3 жыл бұрын
@@balloonfiesta15 At least he admitted it and calling it with its name...unlike some men who go against their friends only when they are "too" supportive and decent with women ,both in a locker room and in public. I think you were disgusted because he betrayed the rule of brotherhood ,and not because he said he was a scumbag with women and sorry. Nice man was that Marlon Brando ...especially towards women.
@CrunchyBaguette
@CrunchyBaguette 3 жыл бұрын
@@itsmeyaboi4386 look up “pussyhat”
@har-vwf7729
@har-vwf7729 3 жыл бұрын
Does anyone else think that his delivery in 1:14 was brilliant?
@JoeNaeem
@JoeNaeem Жыл бұрын
His delivery at 1:14 is literally perfect.
@ryans6280
@ryans6280 Жыл бұрын
It was absolutely perfect. The way he switched gears within a fraction of a second.
@danfred7127
@danfred7127 3 жыл бұрын
This is just Reddit in real life.
@Tay-ky3fi
@Tay-ky3fi 2 жыл бұрын
Underrated
@breakdancinfool
@breakdancinfool 2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@aurora8749
@aurora8749 2 жыл бұрын
If you were a female and went places alone you'd know it's just real life and not reddit.
@danfred7127
@danfred7127 2 жыл бұрын
@@aurora8749 Au contraire my friend, I am a tall good looking man who exercises, and I have been hit on by women AND gay men many, many times in my life, often when I'm simply trying to exercise and I'm minding my own business. I know all too well what it's like to be hit on by creeps. So I'd appreciate if you'd stop acting like you know something I don't.
@aurora8749
@aurora8749 2 жыл бұрын
@@danfred7127 you cannot compare being hit on a couple times when you are out to being followed an sexually harassed almost every time you go somewhere alone. I'd appreciate it if you don't pretend being an attractive man is comparable to being a small attractive woman. I haven been followed home, cornered, groped, at least forty times and was kidnapped and raped once. It's not the same as a couple girls and a gay dude asking you for your phone number once....
@hfredydl
@hfredydl 7 жыл бұрын
"I freakin marched for you and you won't get down on this????!!!!" .... 😂😂😂😂
@wackybisexual8280
@wackybisexual8280 7 жыл бұрын
That is honestly my favorite part
@elliesings9508
@elliesings9508 6 жыл бұрын
This is hilarious
@Tealtown408
@Tealtown408 6 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@johnsreactions6658
@johnsreactions6658 6 жыл бұрын
They are making fun of both groups The men who think they will get laid by supporting women’s rights And the women who believe these guys support women’s rights
@naenaebaby1803
@naenaebaby1803 6 жыл бұрын
I literally just heard that as soon as I saw this comment
@valeriae6053
@valeriae6053 7 жыл бұрын
Ok, this is scarily accurate.
@JasonLane1
@JasonLane1 7 жыл бұрын
I totally agree with you! Maybeeee you wanna grab a drink sometime?
@arellanof.158
@arellanof.158 7 жыл бұрын
Valeria E ...BITCH!!
@omegalordvega
@omegalordvega 7 жыл бұрын
Jason Lane, back the fuck off, dude. She's not into you. Fucking asking a girl out on the internet is so desperate and lame.
@elicab6926
@elicab6926 7 жыл бұрын
Jason Lane 😂😂
@omegalordvega
@omegalordvega 7 жыл бұрын
Sorry about that Valeria E. Some guys are horrible, right? So yea... Where do you live? We should hang out sometime.
@Ay-B
@Ay-B 3 жыл бұрын
This is why "nice guys" finish last - they're not actually nice. Not nice at all.
@dansmith6990
@dansmith6990 3 жыл бұрын
that's not what that phrase means...
@latinolawdog5067
@latinolawdog5067 3 жыл бұрын
Not what that phrase means, at all. That phrase actually encourages aggressive behavior...it basically means “non-aggressive”, non-assertive guys are the ones who get left behind.
@Ay-B
@Ay-B 3 жыл бұрын
I know what the phrase means.That's why I put quotes around nice guys - to indicate the alternate usage of the expression.
@rshawn4303
@rshawn4303 3 жыл бұрын
@@Ay-B yea they think being nice means they're entitled to everything.. so uhh.. would you like to grab a cup of coffee sometime?
@Ay-B
@Ay-B 3 жыл бұрын
@@rshawn4303 Lol!
@ball3677
@ball3677 2 жыл бұрын
"Touch my tit" LOOOL that caught me off guard 😂😂🤣
@EDS2314
@EDS2314 7 жыл бұрын
"I followed all the rules!" *fading off in the background.
@Michael-ny6lk
@Michael-ny6lk 5 жыл бұрын
EDS2314 Lmao
@homerbalderas1393
@homerbalderas1393 5 жыл бұрын
I was a year late with the exact same comment 😂
@melissafulham7089
@melissafulham7089 4 жыл бұрын
"I'm wearing the shirt and YOU WONT LET ME NUT??" Jesus christ lol
@Ying-yang6969
@Ying-yang6969 4 жыл бұрын
Hey Melissa you wanna hangout? Maybe have coffee or dinner sometime?
@Ying-yang6969
@Ying-yang6969 4 жыл бұрын
I'm not one of those creepy guys. I'm real deal.
@Ying-yang6969
@Ying-yang6969 4 жыл бұрын
Bitch I went on multiple feminist rallies and you won't even reply?
@yellowblanka6058
@yellowblanka6058 4 жыл бұрын
@@Ying-yang6969 Apt username, lol, also, there's a dude in her profile pic with her.
@Ying-yang6969
@Ying-yang6969 4 жыл бұрын
@@yellowblanka6058 i asked her when she was single. In the profile picture atleast.
@andiotrebac6583
@andiotrebac6583 2 жыл бұрын
It seems extreme but it’s actually very accurate. The whole one after the other rescuing is very relatable
@aurora8749
@aurora8749 2 жыл бұрын
It's crazy how little self awareness most men have. Literally every time I've talked about domestic violence some butthurt guy instantly comments, "What about when women abuse men!?" It's not even close to being as common as the reverse women are 6x more likely to be victims of DV and if you bring up statistics they claim it's all women making false reports 🙄 oh yeah? What about all the women that are murdered by their partners during acts of DV? Is the morgue and forensics fabricating those as well?;Almost every woman I know has been in at least one abusive relationship and almost every woman I know has been sexually assaulted. Men in general have a huge issue with self control, another fact that's proved by science as they have lower function in the prefrontal cortex but it can be fixed if mother were more involved with their sons and disciplined them more and if more men stopped abandoning their sons and stick around to be a role model.
@slukic8336
@slukic8336 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah let's push some hate towards men!..
@akiman712
@akiman712 2 жыл бұрын
Mikey Day's transition from inquisitive to downright perv was hilarious. The whole drawn out "yeah.." followed by the quick "can i ask you a question since we both like hillary", sets up the entire joke and mannerism.
@yellowblanka6058
@yellowblanka6058 6 ай бұрын
and his "matter of fact" pointing at her and monotone "bitch" killed me...hahaha.
@dallaswwood
@dallaswwood 6 жыл бұрын
I did crack up when the first guy cried "I followed all the rules!!"
@Poe-007
@Poe-007 7 ай бұрын
I know right.. so what’s going on man? Nice profile picture. 👀
@Poe-007
@Poe-007 7 ай бұрын
So you won’t reply now…. 🤬…. 😂👍🏽
@sarahg6458
@sarahg6458 5 жыл бұрын
“Yeah I’m not here to flirt or anything.” *starts flirting*
@OMGWTFLOLSMH
@OMGWTFLOLSMH 4 жыл бұрын
Not a single character said that.
@mistkitty88
@mistkitty88 4 жыл бұрын
OMGWTFLOL Not exactly, but the first guy said he’s not a gross guy looking to hit on her, and then immediately hits on her. So.. same exact concept.
@hickoryhippie
@hickoryhippie 7 ай бұрын
YOU WONT EVEN LET ME NUUUUUUUT?!!!!
@Captainsticks23
@Captainsticks23 2 жыл бұрын
“Pleassseee! But it’s not fair!” Mikey killed that line
@brandonwilcox7411
@brandonwilcox7411 3 жыл бұрын
I can definitely see that first guy buying that shirt thinking “I’m gonna get laid instantly”
@brutalerik87
@brutalerik87 5 жыл бұрын
I feel like this skit was funnier then the crowd was realizing.
@jshepard152
@jshepard152 4 жыл бұрын
The joke was funny once. It wasn't funny four times.
@johnathandoughboy
@johnathandoughboy 4 жыл бұрын
J Shepard exactly
@HaydenTheEeeeeeeeevilEukaryote
@HaydenTheEeeeeeeeevilEukaryote 4 жыл бұрын
J Shepard oh god are there four of these?
@strangerthings88
@strangerthings88 4 жыл бұрын
Hayden the eeeeeeeeeeevil male eukaryotic organism 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️
@peteranon8455
@peteranon8455 4 жыл бұрын
Then the crowd was realizing... what?
@jacobcourson9038
@jacobcourson9038 2 жыл бұрын
Can I just get a super-cut of Cecily saying “What?” in this skit it’s so beautiful. 😅
@bansheeofinisheerin
@bansheeofinisheerin 2 жыл бұрын
She’s not going to let you nut dude
@carlosmanuelbolanos7210
@carlosmanuelbolanos7210 3 жыл бұрын
When a writing room is more diverse, we get a different perspective than what we are used to ...and more hilarious skits like this!
@khoavo5758
@khoavo5758 8 ай бұрын
how do you know a white guy didn’t write this?
@MrVarsityphysics
@MrVarsityphysics 2 ай бұрын
Yawn
@carlosmanuelbolanos7210
@carlosmanuelbolanos7210 2 ай бұрын
@@khoavo5758 How do you know i meant a white woman wrote this? But I see your point
@khoavo5758
@khoavo5758 2 ай бұрын
@@carlosmanuelbolanos7210 Of course I don’t know for sure (and it doesn’t have to be a white woman, could be a black woman), but you said “when a writing room is more diverse, we get skits like this”. Which means “If the writing room wasn’t diverse, we wouldn’t get this skit”. Which means “if the writing room was full of white guys, we wouldn’t have this skit.”. Which means “White guys couldn’t have written written this skit”. Is that chain of reasoning correct?
@TheStacyfergie
@TheStacyfergie 7 жыл бұрын
Yikes it too real
@gator9339
@gator9339 7 жыл бұрын
ChiliContestWinner Leave her alone dude. Some guys am I right? so I volunteer at an animal shelter. Would you want to get drinks sometime Pixie? You said no?.... bitch
@UnicornFilms2001
@UnicornFilms2001 7 жыл бұрын
Maathiu Ra Yin, fuck guys who are dicks about being interested in women. Fuck guys who think that he has a right to have sex with whomever he pleases and gets pissy when she doesn't reciprocate. Fuck people who are xenophobic, sexist, homophobes and who still think that bullshit behavior is okay in 2017.
@outkast978
@outkast978 7 жыл бұрын
It's not about the universal rejection of female & male companionship idiot, it's about the sense of entitlement to sex and inability to accept polite rejection
@JackstandJohnny
@JackstandJohnny 7 жыл бұрын
Unicorn Films Hi, Im a xenophoebic, racist, sexist, transphoebis guy...did I hear you say you wanted to fuck? Wait, youre not like, FAT or ugly or anything, right?
@epanecka
@epanecka 7 жыл бұрын
Maathiu Ra Yin I think you're confused bud. Those things don't go together.
@possumorb
@possumorb 5 жыл бұрын
I swear Beck Bennett can play any role PERFECTLY
@rnjbond
@rnjbond 4 жыл бұрын
Also he doesn't stare at cue cards and doesn't break
@TracyNorrell
@TracyNorrell Жыл бұрын
6 years ago? No way... Crazy how time flies, but good comedy always stays fresh.
@xaesalyszimpkee
@xaesalyszimpkee 2 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of the time at a party a guy came on to me a little bit and I wasn't feeling it so I told him no and he respected that and just remained friendly for the evening, not trying anything again, and /him respecting my no/ caught my eye, and I ended up changing my mind over it once my mood shifted. And I know for a fact that if he got weird or ignored me afterwards, I wouldn't have changed my mind.
@christofferjenzen78
@christofferjenzen78 2 жыл бұрын
Changed your mind...so you guys got down like james brown? Makes it a better story.
@xaesalyszimpkee
@xaesalyszimpkee Жыл бұрын
@@thatbitchnoemie your reply confuses me so maybe I can clarify ; I didn't know him and I was getting hit on in general, wasn't feeling anyone. But after he was respectful and showed genuine interest in me throughout the night after rejection, that indicated to me he was worth my time for a good time. I wasn't trying to 'not let him go' by any means more like I reconsidered his offer after he caught my interest by just maintaining good Convo etc it was a green flag that made a good impression
@stevenhall4165
@stevenhall4165 Жыл бұрын
@@xaesalyszimpkee so you let him NYEEUUUUT
@xaesalyszimpkee
@xaesalyszimpkee 8 ай бұрын
@@avasdv him ignoring me and giving me space would have been a red flag because it showed that he only had interest in getting to know me to fuck me. Him backing off from flirting but still trying to be friendly and getting to know me because I was clearly receptive to it was a good move cuz it showed he actually had interest in who I was and not just getting in my pants because I was pretty to him. Some women don't want to be approached at all. They will be skeptical of your friendship and getting to know them whatsoever because they think you're just trying to get into their pants. It's going to vary, you have to figure out how receptive that person is to you talking to them. Rejection sucks, but it's not the end of the world and you don't need to completely ignore or write off that person because they said no to your romantic or sexual or flirtatious advances
@bbooii2392
@bbooii2392 7 жыл бұрын
"I FREAKING MARCHED FOR YOU AND YOU WON'T EVEN GET DOWN ON THIS!!" 😂😂😂😂😂
@johnsreactions6658
@johnsreactions6658 6 жыл бұрын
bbooii 23 I’m pretty sure that’s the main reason guys were at those marches
@allieschwarz8023
@allieschwarz8023 5 жыл бұрын
+ Nike Honestly the march was horrible. Freezing cold in DC and because twice as many people showed up as expected the crowds were atrocious and there was no cell service because the towers were jammed. Any guy who showed up for that deserves a handy... at the very least.
@allieschwarz8023
@allieschwarz8023 5 жыл бұрын
+ Cory Schmidt Lol.. jk!
@roberturquiza3013
@roberturquiza3013 5 жыл бұрын
Fucking hilarious
@patriciaoffer9585
@patriciaoffer9585 5 жыл бұрын
Cory Schmidt I want to say something rude but I won't.
@SuperHappyNotMerry
@SuperHappyNotMerry 5 жыл бұрын
This is what I call the "pseudo self aware" nice guy. He's always commenting on how skeezy other guys are for doing the same exact thing he is doing, he believes in gender equality (on paper), but reject him one time and lo and behold, this sketch is born.
@johnsreactions6658
@johnsreactions6658 5 жыл бұрын
SuperHappyNotMerry Women also get angry when they are rejected and they seek revenge, Have you never seen it?
@goldzillabs8026
@goldzillabs8026 4 жыл бұрын
ブレードランナー These people are called assholes, most men and women are not like this
@kingkylie9655
@kingkylie9655 4 жыл бұрын
@@johnsreactions6658 not at the capacity that men do lmao in some parts of the world men actually KIDNAP women they want to marry and its allowed so dont ever bring up "men have ti bad too" under a woman video. bring up a man problem at a man video
@loftstaff9105
@loftstaff9105 4 жыл бұрын
@@MKOFT3N Did she murder you though?
@businessgoose6057
@businessgoose6057 4 жыл бұрын
@@johnsreactions6658 clapping
@arthurdurham
@arthurdurham Жыл бұрын
Honestly Becket and Cecily chemistry before he goes nuts was a very cute scene.
@HARBRINGERZERO
@HARBRINGERZERO 4 ай бұрын
“I followed all the rules!” I’ve actually heard my fellow dudes yell that out before. 😂
@markmetivier1416
@markmetivier1416 4 жыл бұрын
“I’m wearing this shirt and you won’t even let me NUT?!?!”
@PercNP
@PercNP 4 жыл бұрын
Em, excuse me, but it's "NEEEYUUUUUUUT!"
@karal902
@karal902 7 жыл бұрын
hahaha pretty much every tinder date...
@PeterParker-yg6fc
@PeterParker-yg6fc 7 жыл бұрын
that's why you man up and deal with being alone until you meet someone in real life...instead of riding the brave new world bandwagon
@akhilp3559
@akhilp3559 7 жыл бұрын
Talbert Humperdink lmao ur a loser dude stop trying to tell people how to live their lives
@kluneberg8952
@kluneberg8952 7 жыл бұрын
that's what tinder is for. it's literally a hook up app.
@karal902
@karal902 7 жыл бұрын
Are you okay man? It was a joke. Chill please. Obviously Tinder is mostly for hooking up but who says I have to hook up with a disrespectful sexist? That was the point in case you missed it. @talbert Humperdink
@olinkirkland
@olinkirkland 7 жыл бұрын
holy shit the replies to this comment are fucked
@jkemp6791
@jkemp6791 6 ай бұрын
“I love Hillary!” was the funniest line. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Kinobambino
@Kinobambino 2 жыл бұрын
This skit is HILARIOUS and accurate. The tell of a good guy is how he reacts after he doesn't gets what he wants
@isamekailmahmud9302
@isamekailmahmud9302 Жыл бұрын
i'd probably go and secretly cry in a bathroom what does say about me?
@aracelymoran2504
@aracelymoran2504 Жыл бұрын
+Kino D Not just the "nice" Beta males, but the "nice" besty lesbos who just happen to compete with them.
@jobliar937
@jobliar937 5 жыл бұрын
1:10 went 0 to 60 so fast I cant stop laughing at his voice
@trever2244
@trever2244 5 жыл бұрын
You won't even let me nhuut?
@FreGZile
@FreGZile 5 жыл бұрын
Beck bennett is really good in that one
@connorgreen8880
@connorgreen8880 5 жыл бұрын
It's my favorite part of the skit, and I've been waiting for somebody to mention that! xD
@cipher8266
@cipher8266 5 жыл бұрын
@@trever2244 I almost want that on a T-Shirt lmao
@Thapanirmal
@Thapanirmal 5 жыл бұрын
What a plot twist
@sike2378
@sike2378 7 жыл бұрын
It's scary how accurate this is ..
@nicholasrubingh7113
@nicholasrubingh7113 7 жыл бұрын
Yeah! I totally agree!
@knifespoon7592
@knifespoon7592 7 жыл бұрын
Hahah yeah totally guys are lame. Not me though I try my best to be more like un-lame lol! I mean just because I have a massive dick doesn't mean I have to BE one riight? lol
@justhannahbanana7381
@justhannahbanana7381 6 жыл бұрын
TRUE!!!!
@VideoGuy232
@VideoGuy232 6 жыл бұрын
Chicken Nuggetmaster360 Not really
@theatrejunkee9229
@theatrejunkee9229 6 жыл бұрын
b king if you honestly believe you can buy sex for the price of a couple of drinks it's no wonder you get rejected. Even hookers have a price point. And standards.
@3wordthursday441
@3wordthursday441 4 ай бұрын
Almost lost it when Mikey Day was like "But it's not fair!" 😂
@jonahwoolley4465
@jonahwoolley4465 8 ай бұрын
The skit itself is hilarious, but the ending fricken GOT ME LMAOOOOOO
@yellowblanka6058
@yellowblanka6058 6 ай бұрын
The way she screams "BITCH!!" so loud it can be heard over the din of the bar, bwahahaha!
@LadyovVein
@LadyovVein 5 жыл бұрын
“I am so sorry about my fellow man”
@uberfreak9228
@uberfreak9228 5 жыл бұрын
i mean you kinda asked for it :)
@imyouyoureme1533
@imyouyoureme1533 4 жыл бұрын
I can pull out almost all my pubic hair by hand if you give me 4 hours and 3 months of grow time. Trying to beat my record, but gotta wait a month.
@theshoes7488
@theshoes7488 4 жыл бұрын
“Badman’s” 1. Her comment was from a year ago. 2. So are you saying that you yourself are indeed hot? (Strange) 3. Are you saying she’s not hot? (Strange) *notes and reflection* (Strange)
@nowaynomore
@nowaynomore 4 жыл бұрын
*dO yOu WaNnA eAt Ma BuTt* Gets me every time 😂
@yellowblanka6058
@yellowblanka6058 4 жыл бұрын
Love the fact that he's wearing a pink hat and vest covered with political slogan buttons, haha
@eveharris30
@eveharris30 3 жыл бұрын
BITCH!!!!!
@Calicocutpants
@Calicocutpants 3 жыл бұрын
One of the most underrated lines next to “touch my tit” 🤣
@yellowblanka6058
@yellowblanka6058 2 жыл бұрын
@@Calicocutpants that *BITCH!* at the end caught me off guard, lol.
@mixednuts4you
@mixednuts4you 2 жыл бұрын
Damn. Why can't every sketch be this good? Genius idea and EXCELLENT execution.
@jobiden6518
@jobiden6518 Жыл бұрын
That first dude went from 0-100 real quick lol that was unexpected.
@TheUnlocked
@TheUnlocked 7 жыл бұрын
There are a scary number of people in the comments section who seem to be trying to justify the actions taken by the men in this skit.
@LoStInThEmUsIc55
@LoStInThEmUsIc55 7 жыл бұрын
Unlocked i should have expected it and yet I'm still somehow shocked and repulsed
@dougsmith6347
@dougsmith6347 7 жыл бұрын
Do you want to eat my butt? Loooool was that line actually on live tv?
@MRostendway
@MRostendway 7 жыл бұрын
I see more people rightly pointing out that men dont bahave like that. Its all in feminists head.
@TheUnlocked
@TheUnlocked 7 жыл бұрын
MRostendway let me guess, you're a man?
@MRostendway
@MRostendway 7 жыл бұрын
Unlocked Ofcourse. As a man I know this is a made up strawman in feminists head.
@ThePopushi
@ThePopushi 3 жыл бұрын
I feel this is extremely culturally relevant right now.
@hop-skip-ouch8798
@hop-skip-ouch8798 3 жыл бұрын
No, you just found it right now. These stereotypes have always been there.
@ticketyblue3080
@ticketyblue3080 3 жыл бұрын
ThePopushi always
@neoneherefrom5836
@neoneherefrom5836 3 жыл бұрын
Old news old concept.
@asabovesobelow1362
@asabovesobelow1362 3 жыл бұрын
Extremely cringe more like
@chicobear
@chicobear 3 жыл бұрын
They even mentioned Kamala Harris.
@JL-mn9on
@JL-mn9on 3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: the sleezy president joke works for any president ever
@marcwalenciak4422
@marcwalenciak4422 Жыл бұрын
This is like..... Everytime I watch....still so God dam funny. Props
@MrFuthisshit
@MrFuthisshit 6 жыл бұрын
It's fucking hilarious how accurate this is
@sahin5051
@sahin5051 6 жыл бұрын
And same way, sad too.
@nolanmurphy3056
@nolanmurphy3056 6 жыл бұрын
Literally writing a paper on male sexual entitlement and referencing this sketch 😂
@brandonm2622
@brandonm2622 6 жыл бұрын
Nolan Murphy you’re joking right? The paper wouldn’t be based on evidence or facts.
@nolanmurphy3056
@nolanmurphy3056 6 жыл бұрын
Brandon Mcdade you know papers can reference multiple sources, also it was literature class so none of the things I was referencing were "facts"
@kottyking
@kottyking 6 жыл бұрын
Nolan Murphy no but basing a paper off it to show everybody what a nice guy you are sure does. You're as bad as these "nice guys" in the skit. "I'm writing this paper and you won't even let me nuuuuttt"
@dunoa1141
@dunoa1141 7 жыл бұрын
I followed all the rules!!!
@E-99x
@E-99x 7 жыл бұрын
Duno A Gross.
@ArthVaduh
@ArthVaduh 5 жыл бұрын
Duno A here's a participation trophy for you...
@MVSVOLQUEZ
@MVSVOLQUEZ 5 жыл бұрын
lol i wish someone would called me gross to my face hahaha omg let that person be white
@milascave2
@milascave2 5 жыл бұрын
mark: Hey, if that's your fantasy, whatever floats you boat.
@jjb2655
@jjb2655 5 жыл бұрын
I love that line!
@millypoo7713
@millypoo7713 2 жыл бұрын
Cecily Strong's acting & beauty are off the charts 🔥
@TheKyoput
@TheKyoput Жыл бұрын
Five years later and there are still men coming to this video to tell women they're wrong about their life experiences and that they actually want men to treat them like sexual objects.
@EF-fc4du
@EF-fc4du 5 ай бұрын
They do.
@speedydog45
@speedydog45 7 жыл бұрын
Are conservatives really getting triggered over this? I thought that was our job.
@rainesalatte
@rainesalatte 7 жыл бұрын
A Pacing Goose apparently. LMAO. They are such delicate flowers.
@krombopulos_michael
@krombopulos_michael 7 жыл бұрын
A Pacing Goose its making fun of virtue signalling liberal men, and conservatives are still the ones getting offended.
@welwitschia
@welwitschia 7 жыл бұрын
+Henry Rodenburg And certain people also need to understand that not every problem has a 'middle of the road' solution.
@thothheartmaat2833
@thothheartmaat2833 7 жыл бұрын
A Pacing Goose what does triggered even mean? responding? that's like slapping someone and they go hey.... and then you say you triggered them.. congratulations you're a freaking genius...
@christopherpurcell9880
@christopherpurcell9880 7 жыл бұрын
it is all the guys in the skit saying bitch are the liberal cucks
@jramir2
@jramir2 4 жыл бұрын
I just noticed, she really had no interest in talking to the guys, always looked back at her phone.
@yellowblanka6058
@yellowblanka6058 4 жыл бұрын
Lol, she should have taken her jacket off and put it on the chair next to her after the first guy, then told them she was saving the seat for a friend.
@dee2210
@dee2210 4 жыл бұрын
@@yellowblanka6058 tat doesn't go well in some places
@AZ-kr6ff
@AZ-kr6ff 4 жыл бұрын
@@yellowblanka6058 You shouldn't expect paying customers to stand because you are holding the last seat for someone who isn't even there.
@nicholasclay8034
@nicholasclay8034 4 жыл бұрын
@@yellowblanka6058 Than there would be no Skit lol
@danielthorsteinsson9698
@danielthorsteinsson9698 3 жыл бұрын
@@yellowblanka6058 Nah, doesnt work, like at all.
@JennifuhhGilardi
@JennifuhhGilardi 2 жыл бұрын
This is so genuinely accurate I could die
@dimitrivavoulis2184
@dimitrivavoulis2184 3 жыл бұрын
the Kamala Harris comment aged really well
@chris_melberger
@chris_melberger 7 жыл бұрын
best sketch of the night
@WTDProductions
@WTDProductions 7 жыл бұрын
Chris Melberger wow chris love your FRESH CONTENT, weird i just randomly came across your comment 😂
@okayalright6497
@okayalright6497 6 жыл бұрын
Nice pun
@Ronniepmr
@Ronniepmr 6 жыл бұрын
Agreed 👍
@slide4180
@slide4180 6 жыл бұрын
Sure, if you like predictable and shallow.
@catherinecorry8807
@catherinecorry8807 5 жыл бұрын
Chris Melberger you can't spell disappointment without men
@deedee-es4vg
@deedee-es4vg 4 жыл бұрын
WOMEN SUFFER . MEN SUFFER. WE ALL SUFFER. in different ways. Let's just stop with the labels and start being kind to each other. There's literally an epidemic of kindness. Start listening to each other, and hopefully start understanding each other. P.S: This was a stupid comment before. I've changed it to something meaningful I had to say.
@deedee-es4vg
@deedee-es4vg 4 жыл бұрын
@Jesper Jansen They're fake 90% of the time.
@anthonys5542
@anthonys5542 4 жыл бұрын
​@@deedee-es4vg *scoffs* and weasels. GAAWWD. I can't believe how some men act, that's why I volunteer at a battered women's shelter every day after work. I uh, work as a divorce lawyer for women who have been cheated on. So... deedee, you maybe wanna go on a date sometime?
@businessgoose6057
@businessgoose6057 4 жыл бұрын
HERE-HERE!!!!
@bimbowithadegree420
@bimbowithadegree420 4 жыл бұрын
👌👌👌
@rashb3994
@rashb3994 4 жыл бұрын
Definitely gotten laid online off of accepting a rejection by giving positive feedback. She said I'm cute but not normally into short guys, I said I don't normally date single moms but there was just something about her and if she changes her mind hit me up.
@adamrobinette6832
@adamrobinette6832 7 ай бұрын
This is pretty much every Man that uses the term 'Friend Zone', LOL!
@MizLaur
@MizLaur 2 жыл бұрын
This sketch is so accurate it gave me anxiety hives. … Good Job and Well done! 👍
@yellowblanka6058
@yellowblanka6058 6 ай бұрын
I think a lot of guys are probably more reluctant to approach women because they don't want to be perceived as one of these disengenous guys, but as a guy I don't envy women in their task of basically having to become behavioral scientists to suss out the PUA creeps from genuinely decent guys.
@MizLaur
@MizLaur 5 ай бұрын
@@yellowblanka6058 Yep! It’s a nightmare either way you look at it.
@brianwagenaar722
@brianwagenaar722 7 жыл бұрын
Beck Bennett's delivery holy shit
@calisongbird
@calisongbird 6 жыл бұрын
Brian Wagenaar almost like..... it’s not the first time he’s said stuff like that.
@lovefangirlingpurple6004
@lovefangirlingpurple6004 4 жыл бұрын
Man: I support women’s rights........... So do you wanna go out? Woman: no thanks. Man: But I support your rights. Woman: Cool but still no thanks Man: B**** you don’t have the right to reject me.
@davep4211
@davep4211 4 жыл бұрын
So, you watched the video...cool
@lovefangirlingpurple6004
@lovefangirlingpurple6004 4 жыл бұрын
@@davep4211 yes i did. how did you know?
@jamerthegamer13
@jamerthegamer13 3 жыл бұрын
lovefangirling Purple because you’re quoting it
@simonegregori4323
@simonegregori4323 3 жыл бұрын
That's the reason you should never support rights that are not yours ☝️
@simonegregori4323
@simonegregori4323 3 жыл бұрын
@@kevindagod so you would support rights of peole who treat you like shit? 🤔 What a masochist...
@mari_e2676
@mari_e2676 2 жыл бұрын
Beck is hilarious. I will miss him this season 🥺
@songbird6414
@songbird6414 3 жыл бұрын
Okay yeah but the plot twist with her friend at the end needs more recognition
@bansheeofinisheerin
@bansheeofinisheerin 2 жыл бұрын
It wasn’t funny
@songbird6414
@songbird6414 2 жыл бұрын
@@bansheeofinisheerin go cry about it
@amy-leighi3102
@amy-leighi3102 4 жыл бұрын
"I followed all the rules!"
@jak_the_buddha
@jak_the_buddha 5 жыл бұрын
Sweet jesus this is unbelievably accurate
@sugaredwards6207
@sugaredwards6207 4 жыл бұрын
Jak The only way they could make it more accurate is if the men tell her how ugly she is after they get rejected.
@klavicus2276
@klavicus2276 4 жыл бұрын
If i have issues then we are in the same boat 🤝
@goodghouls
@goodghouls 4 жыл бұрын
@@klavicus2276 OMG grow up, woman aren't a fricking trophy you get for being "nice" to them, "that's what girls do nowadays blocking" how old are you??? And nice one assuming their partner is a man
@trigcat3107
@trigcat3107 4 жыл бұрын
@@sugaredwards6207I'm a "real" feminist and I'd completely condemn this act. Fact is men in large numbers either creep very openly or go subtle with it
@Cortesevasive
@Cortesevasive 4 жыл бұрын
@@klavicus2276 there is a reason she got a bf.
@maisywilliams7401
@maisywilliams7401 3 жыл бұрын
Mikey's "𝘗𝘓𝘌𝘌𝘌𝘈𝘚𝘌!!!!" at 2:21 absolutely sent me lmao.
@michealhenry3132
@michealhenry3132 2 жыл бұрын
Cecily Strong is a beautiful woman.😍
@ImJustSayin2014
@ImJustSayin2014 3 жыл бұрын
This is why a lot of these “Male Feminists™️” give me ✨red flags✨
@bethanyvillero6900
@bethanyvillero6900 3 жыл бұрын
thought it was just me!
@zoeyclarks7609
@zoeyclarks7609 3 жыл бұрын
Feminists of any kind give me red flags
@mikekasich836
@mikekasich836 3 жыл бұрын
This kzfaq.info/get/bejne/qbmSltyUuJ3YdXU.html
@mikekasich836
@mikekasich836 3 жыл бұрын
@@bethanyvillero6900 kzfaq.info/get/bejne/qbmSltyUuJ3YdXU.html
@zoeyclarks7609
@zoeyclarks7609 3 жыл бұрын
@Abigail Harp insults are the first sign of defeat. I never said I hated what feminism has stood for before. But I do hate where it is leading and where it is. If a woman hits a man, it’s considered female empowerment instead of abuse. A woman can get away with sexual abuse of males (child or otherwise) bc the victims aren’t believed or are told to “Man Up”, or “You are so lucky man” etc. feminism now a days is not about equality it’s about wanting special treatments. Instead of earning a job through a well structured and impressive resume, feminist expect to be handed a job. Instead of being grateful towards a guy for opening the door the man can be openly taunted by her (happened to my uncle). But most importantly, feminist say it’s okay to murder an unborn child. Like that child doesn’t have a right to live. It goes against more moral and religious beliefs. And I can say that bc 1. My best friend was conceived from sexual abuse 2. My grandmother was told my doctors to abort dad. And 3. It goes against my religion which is the foundations of who I am and why I am happy and free. Feminism may have started out with good intentions but now a days it is a blame game that man are the scum of the earth and females are the only types of humans with a brain. I’m against it bc a woman should earn a job through hard work not bc of her genitalia.
@muzic4lyfe2005
@muzic4lyfe2005 6 жыл бұрын
😂 the ending is genius
@rict.4938
@rict.4938 5 жыл бұрын
I know a chick just like her. "Bitch" lol
@melvina628
@melvina628 5 жыл бұрын
@@rict.4938 Me, too. Tried to block my exit. Oh, no.
@miamitten1123
@miamitten1123 2 жыл бұрын
Yes, lesbians are aggressive too
@jacksonkuster3805
@jacksonkuster3805 2 жыл бұрын
I’m NoT lIkE oThEr GuYs
@michaelweston2285
@michaelweston2285 2 жыл бұрын
next time i get rejected i should remember to yell out "i followed all the rules!" as i walk away
@jenifermartins2946
@jenifermartins2946 4 жыл бұрын
When I was around 16, I rejected a guy at a party, so he went around telling everyone in the party I was a lesbian (?). A couple of years later, I heard he came out as gay. It was pretty funny.
@dimitrispaliouras6680
@dimitrispaliouras6680 4 жыл бұрын
Pretty funny indeed, he was gay and from all girls chose to hit on you. Must means something...
@faithlesshound5621
@faithlesshound5621 3 жыл бұрын
@@SDsurfNFun Guys like you think there's no such thing as a free dinner.
@drakashrakenburgproduction5369
@drakashrakenburgproduction5369 3 жыл бұрын
@@SDsurfNFun the fact you think you're serious is truly pathetic.
@Alexis_005
@Alexis_005 2 жыл бұрын
I rejected a guy in High School and he told everyone I was “easy” but people would be like. Then why did she reject you? Everyone could see through his BS. Wasn’t the first time he tried to start rumors apparently
@yellowblanka6058
@yellowblanka6058 2 жыл бұрын
So why was he angry that you rejected him if he wasn't heterosexual anyway? lol.
@Clouds12012
@Clouds12012 4 жыл бұрын
That first guys face when he says nut had me laughing for hours
@lohierlutchano9433
@lohierlutchano9433 3 жыл бұрын
Same lol
@watchcloudspassmeby
@watchcloudspassmeby 2 жыл бұрын
Straight up the pop punk music scene
@imgonnaputsomedirtinyourey8421
@imgonnaputsomedirtinyourey8421 3 жыл бұрын
Real life discord moderators
@ShadowManV3
@ShadowManV3 5 жыл бұрын
OMG HAhah " Im wearing this shirt and you wont even let me NUT! " XD
@yellowblanka6058
@yellowblanka6058 4 жыл бұрын
The fact that he says it in a Pee Wee Hermanesque voice makes it all the better, lol
@deroiste16
@deroiste16 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks to this sketch, as a 28 year old woman I find myself saying "you won't even let me nut" way too often around the house
@Kaervek87
@Kaervek87 4 жыл бұрын
Puds Deroiste You're doing the Lord's work.
@OMGWTFLOLSMH
@OMGWTFLOLSMH 4 жыл бұрын
Nice try but that's sex appropriation. You don't have nuts, so you can't use that phrase.
@Winteramen
@Winteramen 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks to this sketch, as a 25 year old man, i find myself saying “touch my tit” waaaaay too often now
@billyeveryteen7328
@billyeveryteen7328 7 ай бұрын
A lot of great lines in this sketch, but I always come back to it just to hear Mikey say, "Would you like to look at my balls?"
@lu881
@lu881 2 жыл бұрын
_"i'm wearing this shirt and you won't even let me NYYYUUUUUUUT!!!!!"_
@alignwithsource
@alignwithsource 4 жыл бұрын
This skit brought out all the closeted INCELS.
@luna-kr3zc
@luna-kr3zc 4 жыл бұрын
I love how you NPCs get triggered by the word "Slut" but see no problem what so ever with the word "Incel"
@alignwithsource
@alignwithsource 4 жыл бұрын
lu na... you are having a conversation with yourself and your own mental machinations dude. 😂😂😂
@luna-kr3zc
@luna-kr3zc 4 жыл бұрын
@@alignwithsource last i checked my comment replied to your mental machinations
@trungmai3713
@trungmai3713 4 жыл бұрын
Call me I cell won’t bring your dad back
@marcushendriksen8415
@marcushendriksen8415 4 жыл бұрын
Every video on youtube featuring women brings out the incels, dude
@mattjones5531
@mattjones5531 4 жыл бұрын
Did anyone else here Beck say "but i followed all the rules" after Kyle moves in, now that is writing
@mohammadkabeer7340
@mohammadkabeer7340 Жыл бұрын
This kind of reminds me of the Beatles line "there's nothing you can save that can't be saved"
@KingofKran
@KingofKran 2 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: All the guys were hired by her friend to lead up to that final moment where she loves here friend even more.
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