i feel clickbaited

The way i clicked on this video so fast

Noel’s ‘GOD?!’ at 5:11 kills me, like Cody’s betrayed him

“Eating to prevent starvation” is totally how my ex approached food. He un ironically said hard tack was an efficient way to eat. As someone who loves food I should have realized it wasn’t going to work out.

me watching the tmg podcast: i love spending time with my creators

Did y’all see Bethany (of Girl Defined) did a podcast with religious “sex therapists” and those sex therapists said they figured out where the clit was by a friend of theirs coming over and showing them on their INFANT DAUGHTER

I grew up with these really religious twins. One got engaged early in college (shocker) but at the party, they told the story of he asked her to be is girlfriend (which was basically marriage). I shit you not. He blindfolded her, took her to the basement of his frat house and washed her feet “as jesus did.” She called it off thank god but I always imagine that dude is either making or consuming religious red pilled tik toks…..or foot stuff.

as a someone whos been a Chrisitan my entire life, everyone who makes posts about "all i do is praise God" is a new Christian. Guaranteed.

Why are all "rise and grind" hustlers the most generic reality TV show Instagram model?

"i'm a poutine guy" cool stuff cody. i love your silly jokes LMFAOFJAOFM

bro girl defined is WILD now... they made a 30 minute rant on why the LGBTQ is ungodly because they went to target and saw a rainbow colored baby onesie

"I get up at 4 and worship God" is soooo funny but is also just All Muslims 😂

the moring routine/morning poutine joke is just the milenial version of the exercise/exrta fries minion facebook mom meme

Cody's going to make the coolest youth pastor ever

Cody saying “gggggg” and not saying GODLIKE felt like edging

“Grindr and prayer are pretty close” You can be casual about both of em but they’ll both get you on your knees eventually

Bring back Boy Defined

I wonder if "God Goals and Growth" was a Mr. Talk or Mr. Struggle in high school?

Its so surreal to me to see a bunch to people in their early 20s giving me advice as a someone in their 30s. It's like a mirror because a lot of them are behaving in ways i saw my own peers did and myself for a time. We think we know everything, but we are totally clueless, and we spent 10 years trying to figure out are identities. Now people in that age group in that same mindset want to give me advice suddenly. I don't know the whole thing I find deeply amusing. Also, side note, girl defined teaching sex-ed is the funniest thing I ever heard. Speaking of people who don't know anything, these ladies couldn't tell the difference between missionary and a literary missionary.

As a South African im deliriously happy that we have a weird morning routine influencer to call our own

I always imagine that when Cody and Noel cut the cameras they snort like 3 lines of coke together and spend the next 3 hours threatening each other and/or coming up with ridiculous ideas for content.

Just wanted to pop on and say that Noel killed it at his stand up show in PHX. Incredible 👏

What's crazy is when people are genuine, they really don't come off as cringe. But when you're being fake and putting on an act, it's quite telling and hilarious to point out.

4:54 the same exact pose is great lmfao

I learned from these guys to be myself and never to fall for these morning routine videos😂😂

TMG? Tiny Meat Gang? More like The Ministry Group 😂😂

Boy defined with cod-thany and noel-thany

Lmfaooo sagittarius shawty mention was not expected and so good 😂

Their brother was ostracized from their family because he was S* assaulted by the baby sitter and the family blamed him. Girl defined doesn't deserve redemption.

I feel like that first guy is heavily influenced by grind-culture and combined it with his faith. Like what he wants to get out of worshipping God is being an alpha male w a Lamborghini 😂

Grindr and praying are very similar, you're just trying to talk to someone who isn't going to respond.

Lol Sorry Cody, I don't think Noel understood your brilliance with the "POO-tine" jokes. But I want you to know that I and a few others understood it, laughed and appreciated them......like its pooping routine not the food lol I mean "Im a morning POO-tine guy" .....instant classic. 👏👏👏

I was waiting for the "My EPIC morning poutine" joke never got it

My EPIC morning poutine!!!

That's a south African man there

Been waiting for this🔥🔥

noel vaguely knowing the deal w space marines made me happy

Noel is so scared

4:51 they’re the same person

WE,VE ALL SECRETLY BEEN WAITING FOR THIS😮

watching this @ work it cannot wait

i’m religious and ik some people find it offensive when influencers talk about God or joke about God but the way cody and noel speak on religion is just so hilarious

I revisit this every few months. I had a really bad shroom trip and I found this video and it transformed the game like ive never seen it before. Thank you for making this video and thank you to everyone who speedruns crash. Maybe I’ll have the courage to attempt one day. I wonder if any female gamers are in the top 5. If not, being the first would be pretty damn cool lol.

I actually have a collegue who does the "routine", he is kind of new to religion, but he literally says prayers and stuff for a few hours in the morning. Every morning. Every day. And he is 23.

As someone who has always gone back and forth with my thoughts on religion (raised Christian in the South), I understand where Cody’s coming from. I also imagine having kids makes you question mortality, etc.

5:25 is golden

I saw that video at the start but cut after he invited you to have fun and let go a little. It was uncanny and hilarious

Cody’s gonna become a California Jesus dad

I could NOT believe I'm seein you cover this channel again 😭

I bet Noel is a Marines Malevolent aficionado, and I will take no other factions as being even partially feasible

the girl defined video being right after this is so funny

I feel like the morning routine guys who wake up at 4 am need to do all that shit just to recover from not getting enough sleep

YES!!!!

My sister had this transition, but middle school > high school. She went to church at least 2 times a week, prayed every night, preached the Bible to all her friends, never used profanity, chose to be re-baptized, blah blah blah. Now she does coke (among other drugs) every weekend, doesn’t believe in god, slept around, and doesn’t really care about anyone anymore. Such a crazy transition 😂

my morning routine is waking up as late as possible , cracking a beer , and going into town to deal with reality afternoon routine is more beer maybe a tv show or two night time routine refer to the previous two god bless america

no way am i reading that title correctly?!

Tried skipping the ad but it was the video

Amen brothers!

bruh internet becoming just random words

Watching this video after waking up at 12:15pm. Lol

" ggg" ft cody's boogie

When he talked about "spending time with his creator" I thought he meant his mom at first

Girl Redefined

2:01 where's your hand bro

MENTAL PRISON! That’s so accurate

Do "morning routine" people realise they can wake up like 2+ hours later and still do the exact same routine?

i be poutine in the work in the morning

When the guy said he wanted to spend time with his creator I legit thought that was a weird way of him saying he wanted to hang out with his mom

SAGITTARIUS SHAWTY 😭 I love her

and now we wait for him to pop up on reels

I could’ve sworn this was titled girl redefined

please complete that meme, i wil smile till the end of time

Just reminded me how much I miss Thats Crine

not the niche sagittarius shawty shout out lmaooooo

God, goals, growth and gains, G

omg the comeback of Sagittarius shawty, i never thought id see the day

those guys are gonna be the ones who survive the zombie apocalypse tho

Lol I don’t agree with any of what they say, but I’m happy they are back with content together

FINALLY!!!!!!

I follow and think about Sagittariusshawty all the time now bc of you two lol

Need to re-visit that You. couple. like the ones who made smoothie bowls and literally moved in together after a month. like i need to know wherer they at now!!

"Morning routine guy".... Don't you mean Dre Drexler?

Noel secret 40k fan confirmed? *illuminati noises*

That morning breath 😂

Noel is high af during this lmao

Its so funny because I'm a recovering junkie/alcoholic but then I have these 2 coworker brothers that are insane bible huggers. Like one brother says he's never cursed, had sex, done drugs or drank, goes to church everyday and says "We dont Hate gay people, they're just going to burn in eternal hell fire damnation." Yet he looks like some bro with tribal arm tats (even though hes in his mid 20s) that should be fist pumping in some Florida club at 4am all coked out. And then the other brother curses, has a wife and kids, but is the same in every other way to his brother. And I always think, the instant they try drugs in any capacity they're done for. Like knowing someone that NEVER drinken or done any drugs whatsoever is just insane to me.

tmg = the morning guys

Please help me, what song is playing behind Swede Davidson

please talk about shiny happy people

I’ve been waiting years

who are they talking about at 7:00

You don’t really make people convinced that they need to change if you resonate with them.

Lol, im a routine guy and this is hilarious. Im not religious, just trying to stay sober and get in really good shape. This made me laugh.

Yessir!

Noel lookin like a bitmoji fr

morning poutine

Watching these as a Christian is rough

I just wanna be a christian without seeing these reels... 🤣🤣 I DONT WANNA WAKE UP AT 5AM

The God to Molly pipeline is 50% (at least)of the kids I went to high school with in Florida

I didn’t know “not eating seed oils” was difficult or extra 😭