“Did you sign in or no? Where’s ya motha”

"Step 1 have a better attitude" She is so inspirational 😂😂

WHEN HEATH SAID MY CHANCLAS I LOST IT. (SORRY IT AUTO CORRECTED AT FIRST )

Do a Girlfriend teaches vlog squad acrobatics ! :) I need a pt. 2 ASAP We did it y’all 🤗🤪

i like mariah !! shes fun!

“He looked me dead in the eye and was like *help* “

5:10 "looked me dead in the eye and was like Help" 😂😂😂😂

Zane: what’s a bridge? Mariah: *does bridge* Zane: OH HELL NAH

1. did not expect heath to do that well 2. Mariah needs a channel 3. DID NOT EXPECT ZANE TO DO A CARTWHEEL

I NEED A COUPLES Q AND A CAUSE I LIKE HER

Heath: This is Mariah, my girlfriend. *goes to Elton* Heath: This is Elton, also my girlfriend 😂😂

Zane: if I was skinnier... Mariah: well I do think those pants are giving off the illusion Zane: *strokes his leg* ya? I think it's cuz of the print

Step one: have a better attitude 2018 motto i like her.

Now tHIS IS THE CONTENT I SIGNED UP FOR

Mariah is so impressive. Health should marry this girl immediately 😍😍

Exactly one year later and I’m still waiting for the 2nd class.

MARIAH CALLING HEATH BUB IS THE CUTEST THING ON THE PLANET

I was like “shit he got a girlfriend” and then I was like “shit Heath’s girlfriend is AWESOME”

"If I was skinnier I would look a lot more like cooler." 🤣 The secret of life 2019 lol

6:50 „my body did not do what i just did..?!“ had me rolling 😂

“ Step one: have a better attitude “ lmfaooo

when I saw Zane arrive I was like "Oh baby here we go"

mariah is literally the best person, i don't think anyone hates her at all lmfao

She said “step one: have a better attitude” 🤣🤣 I love Mariah 😂

Mariah needs to be in more videos. I really like her.

Omg I want to see more of heath’s girlfriend. She’s sooo funny

"Those pants are giving off a really cool illusion though" "yeah? I think it's the print!" I DIED😂😂😂😂😂

zane: what’s a bridge mariah: *does a bridge* zane: awl hell nah

Heath then: Smokin Cigars and Gettin Drunk Heath now: Doin some Acrobatics and Gettin Healthy. Go baby!

When Zane came in, I knew I was gonna die laughing.

Mariah is such a joy to watch. Looks. Personality. Talent. I mean 😍😍😍

-Did you do ballet at all? -idk but i felt elegant as hell. I was raising earth I entirely lost it at that point 😂😂😂 Her editing skills are pure gold

THE WAY SHE CALLS HIM BUB

This was hands down the best video you’ve ever made 😂😂😂

Why do I love that Mariah calls Heath Bubba and Bubs

Just watched the podcast and Heath said this was the first time he publicly said that Mariah was his girlfriend. Beautiful.

“UNbelievable” “INcredible”

MARIAH'S ABS!!!!!!!!!! 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕

this will forever be my go to comfort vid

8:51 Zane acts like he knows what he’s doing but then when Mariah does it "oh hell no”

It’s been 8 months and this is still my favorite Heath Vlog. Mariah and Zane doing New York accents, Fondue, Heath nailing tricks on the first try, throwing Elton around, Raisin Earth, Take that you sucky nine year olds.

“My chanclas”

I come back and rewatch this video at least once a month

I keep coming back to this video cause it's just so damn funny. 😅

"What's a bridge?" "Ah hell no"

I love that Heaths relationship with Mariah was so lowkey even though we already knew for months that they were together, baby didn't even need to plaster it all over social media for us to know lmao it really just goes to show that the Vlog Squad are such a lowkey group and not everyone needs to know their business and that's one of the main things that i love about them all as individuals and as a friend group

Zane : What's a bridge? Mariah : *Does the bridge* Zane : Ow Hell Nawww! 8:58

Mariah’s editing just makes everything funnier

10:59 OMFGG I'M IN TEARS, PLEASE MAKE A PART 2

My favorite quotes from this video are “Reach for the grass don’t pick your ass “ and “arms back under attack” 😂😂😂

"Should we get fondue and end in lunch?" lmao i can't

1:35 "MY CHANCLAS"😂😂😂😂😂 I'm dying!!😂😂 1:52 "TAKE YOUR CHANCLAS OFF"😂😂😂

Mariah's New York accent when she was talking to zane had me weak 😂

"This is my girlfriend"I'm not jealous, it's all good. She cute. She's funny. I'm happy for you baby...I swear.

10:56 that chicken noise from Heath and that added *plop* got me!!! I can't :D :D

As soon as Zane joined in I was done. My eyes welled up with tears and I couldn’t breathe from laughing. I love you guys so much hahahaha

I can honestly say that heath has the funniest editing out of the vlog squad Edit: *mariah

This was honestly the funniest video I've ever seen in my life

8:44 *Fish out of water*

I love how much heath has grown athletically since Mariah came into his life look at this gymnast butterfly

He protecc He attacc But most importantly He didn’t break his bacc

MY BABY HEATH’S GOT A GIRLLLLFRIENDDDD WHAT THE HECK WHERE HAVE I BEEN

8:34 first of all- Natu2??? NARUTO*** And that’s Dragon Ball Z 😂😂😂

i have been coming back for this video so many times now it’s just straight up hilarious! the jokes and mariah’s editing is just A+ love it so much

i cry everytime mariah call heath bub

Baby, Mariah should 100% make an acrobatics youtube channel, she's so awesome.

8:58 "What's a bridge?" Mariah: *Deforms her body* Zane:OH HELL NO

“what’s a bridge? AH HELL NO”

I've only seen Mariah in two vlogs so far but I'm in love with her.

This should be a weekly installment

I smiled through this whole video!! You guys are the best, I needed more so I came.here after the podcast

I’ve rewatched 6:40 SO MANY times!! Mariah is that encouragement everyone needs to have in their lives - LOVE the support

Cirque De NoWei will be going on tour this summer

mariah is beautiful

Can you pleaseeee make a part two of this video it’s honestly my favorite video on your channel

Heath: This is Elton... He’s also Mariah: My girlfriend

Honestly thooo Zane's arm movements were beauty and grace

And I the only one who died when she did the brige and zane said aww hell naw

Mariah is like the perfect girlfriend 💯✨

I love how mariah edits, im supposed to be asleep but im too busy dying of laughter

i love how you so nonchalantly announced that mariah’s your girl friend even though everyone already knew

LOVE THIS!! MARIAH IS SO MAJESTIC. She full of surprises she sings beautifully, she’s so sweet and funny, she teaches children acrobatics, she clearly has such a good friendship already with his friends and makes heath so happy!😭💖

I think I come back to watch this video every week. Literally my fave! You, Mariah, and Elton should make a part 2 😂

WHY WAS HEATH SO GOOD AT THIS?!!! Please do a part 2 😭

Mariah’s editing is the best thing to ever happen to your damn videos. I mean like you’re funny but she’s hilarious.

“What’s a bridge ??” *Mariah demonstrates* “AW HELL NAH”😂😂😭

Heath and Zane are life.... having a bad day just watch them and life will be better 😂❤️😂❤️

you make me happy thank you! been watching your videos all day b/c i’m sick so i get sad

It got 10x funnier when Zane came. Lmao 😂

“You can’t come here dressed like you know whatchu doing then come in here and think you could just get it for free” THIS IS THE BEST QUOTE 😂

I loved this 😂 you need to do a pt.2

Ur videos are the ones that make me genuinely laugh and not a lot of videos do💘 Keep up the great work:))

Mariah: "Reach for the grass. Don't pick your ass" Heath: "Arms back. We're under attack."

Is no one gunna talk about Mariah's abs?!?!

This is literally my fav video on KZfaq, I can't count on my hands how many times I've watched this 😍 I love Mariah's attitude, she's so funny 😂

This is literally one of the best videos I’ve ever seen! So great😁

“What’s a bridge” *does a bridge* “OH heLL NAH”

THIS IS AMAZING I NEED A PART TWO AND A PART 202

this video is so amaziiiiiiiiiiing... everytime i watch it i watch and click on all ads cause you deserve it heath

Heath is so good he did almost all of them great. I love this video!