Hahaha, good one!🤣

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Obviously you speak Mayo

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Omg this is perfect 😭😭

Absolute perfection

Good one 😂

He’s just a little jarred about this. It was a squeeze to get him in the cage.

Lmao, I said that in a billy corgan voice

I never understood why people don’t talk to their cats. I do it all the time and they love it. Mine chat right back at me, know their names, and often listen to what I want. Not every cat meows back but my baby girl trills and mrrs at me happily. My one boy even went deaf and so I make big hand gestures to get his attention so he knows I’m talking to it. I use some specific gesture commands and he still gets my meaning. Cats love being talked to.

@@VelverElixir They meow only to humans, not other cats.

@@michellestr8998not true. There’s a channel on KZfaq with a cat that wears a GoPro camera as a collar. He’s super chatty with other cats in the neighborhood

​@@michellestr8998 Thats entirely false. I dont know why everyone says this when you can KZfaq "cats with gopro" and see the videos of them running around the neighborhood meowing at other cats and fighting them for food and territory. Its an amazing insight into a cats world.

@@RexJacobus-bb1vw A more accurate way to put it is "they don't meow randomly to other cats", when you see a friendly cat there is a high chance it will approach you and meow inquisitively, as if initiating a conversation. The way they meow to other cats is more direct, they use tone to indicate their comfort level. Annoyed yowls or "you may approach me peasant" meows are pretty much the only ones they use with other cats, while with humans they meow in many different ways for no apparent reason. I can also confirm they love being talked to. Cats are curious and love to learn, and every time you talk it tries to figure out what you mean. Their eyes seem to light up when I talk to them. It's adorable to see such enthusiasm.

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You just made my day with how funny that would be.

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STOP MURDERING THE GODDAMN CAT!

That was awesome, though I also loved his loud meow of agreement at 10:01 when she told him he was funny. And when he meowed loudly and (accidentally, I'm sure) flicked water at her with his paw at 9:48 or so.

​@@ejrilling 7:14, actually

@@ejrilling That meow was like, "Someone CALL THE POLICE. HELP ME!"

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I loved that too. like moving a cake around to decorate it.

​@@ArsStarhawkRight? 😂

Loafpose lol. I love it 😂😂😂

hes turtling it increases defense while sacrificing attack

mayonaise is a fanged throw pillow, breed requirements include refusing to reveal their legs at all costs.

I started watching these during covid and never stopped.

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Highly entertaining in a soft calm way😅

Mayo: So you have chosen death....

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Remember, they're called killer mittens for a reason. On Mayo, they're deadly.

​@@margaretjiantonio939 Mayo is always ready to bring out the murder mittens! Lol

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Good compared to how he usually is in the bath. :p

That is a blood curdling scream, huge drama queen detected.

That’s how you know that usually he’s 100x worse. 😆

the way i cackled

Crying at this

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The absolutely TORTURED cries 💀💀

1 denial 2 anger 3 bargaining 4 depression 5 acceptance

I had to convince my mom and aunt that he wasn't tortured.😂

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I know

I have a cat that tries to kill me when I put her into her carrier for the vet (she was feral as a baby). Then she plays dead the entire time the vet handles her (seriously she falls over like Mayo did, goes limp and then never moves again - no matter what the vet does to her! ). Once she's back in the carrier and I pick it up to take her home she tries to claw me to death through the carrier sides!! As soon as we're home she jumps in my lap and demands pets and kisses. Cats are NUTSO!

Mayo: "Help me!! Help me!! She's killing me!! Call the authorities!!" Sorry Mayo, you're a Drama Queen 👑

He almost died there!!!!!

Drama, drama, drama, plus if you can get them out of it, you know he's going to try! He just doesn't know he can't get it over on Vanessa! She's too smart for that one!❤

I’m dead 😂😂😂

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So Patrick was right? 😮

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As I passed this comment it has 666 likes... im leaving it lol

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7:14 😂

It was like he said, "You shoulda told me you wanted SPICE...☠️"😂

Also the rage cage 😂

@@aliceingoryland yes! 😂

And the bubble trouble!

He's also 90% of the reason she never forgets to trim the murder mittens....

@@bettyadamsoveranalyzes to disarm the adversary!

It's like the situation with Pearl the pig (remember her?). "I'm really pissed to be here, but...snacks."

Yeah because Mayo is intelligent enough to imagine a world where he gets groomed but on his own terms, without being forced into a bath, hooded, bubbled, and with a human constantly saying whatever they need to usher his emotions through the process. Are the straights ok?

​@misteral9045 what on earth even is this comment?

@@TheRedNaxelaKZfaq If you're so sheltered that you can't even comprehend it, I can't help you. I don't engage with ignorance. If you could ask a real question because you care enough to want to know, I'd be happy to answer.

@@misteral9045 The passive aggressive bs is fantastic, you must be so much fun to be around. And you know nothing about domestic cats; on his own terms would be no grooming and that is not an option for his health. You must be one of those PETA kill shelter types, better a dead animal than a domesticated one.

It’s true cats have a time limit! Some have a shorter fuse than others, though. At least Mayo is very clear and direct in letting you know “I am 100% going to bite and claw the ever loving piss out of you if you don’t stop that in 3…2…1…” LoL! My girl cat is a floofy spicy tabby like him. The problem with her is she will want love and pets, but only for a certain amount of time. If you pet her for even one second longer than she wants, she will rain hellfire upon you. The catch? You don’t get to know when that time is until it’s too late. 😂 And avoiding the pets all together isn’t an option either because she’ll scratch you for not petting her when she wants to be pet. She’s the worst. I love her. 🤣

But why is it such a torture though? There's like one animal on this channel who actually enjoyed it, and not because The Groomer treated him differently, he was just taught how to love baths.

So true! One of my cats is the same. He gives you the look, the tail whacks and then he goes in for the kill.

​​@@misteral9045You'd have to desensitize them to water at a very young age. We did it with our newest kitten because he will be an outside cat and we learned from previous cats that sometimes that means a bath will be needed in the future. But it definitely was a process that most don't feel like they need to do, have a harder time with because the cat they got is older or are unaware of it being a possibility. 😔

@@lexa2310No, they don't need to be desensitized to water, you need to understand what it's like to be small and furry and in water. Perhaps you should stop designating what kind of cat your kitten will be and instead see what it chooses for itself. Or... you can take care of the cat and dry it off. You know what the beloved The Groomer says almost every episode? That leaving fur to air dry is what causes big mats, especially for thick coats with multiple layers. Huh. I wonder why most swimming cats are short hairs. What's Mayo? A Persian bred to have so much fur that he has trouble grooming himself? Huh. You people disgust me.

He’s so dramatic and Im here for it

Time stamp please?

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♥️🙏🏻♥️ deeeep inside he😻you!♥️ ♥️

Mayo: "NO!!! I AM NOT PEACHY! I AM NOT ALRIGHT! I... AM.... IN AGONY!!!!! AAaarrrghhh!!!!" Give this cat a trophy for best acting performance.

Right…lol

You're a monster.

Mayo for official new grumpy cat

If you ever spent time with cats, they really don't have facial expressions. They have body language. Don't anthromorphocize.

@@bcaye Hey everyone in the comments that I'm fighting, we can put aside our differences for this one.

You mean the fluff of legends 🤭🤭

"Resting Cat Face." That's hilarious 😂😂😂

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The way he just fell over lol

That's a ghast

try "Cat taking a bath mooooooo mooooooo"

I have a male orange tabby and the first bath I gave him I was so scared my neighbors were gonna break down my door because he literally sounded like a woman being murdered 😅😳👀😬 luckily now my neighbors know me and they found the story hilarious 🤣

My cat Lillie will SCREAM a lot louder than that if she cannot see me when we are out for a walk around the estate. Or if I go inside she’ll sit at my downstairs neighbours garden and scream at my window wanting to come inside 😭

My cat will scream at us to come clean her litter box as soon as she steps out of it. And if you don’t come running, she will howl a few more times! Also does this when she wants dinner. 😂 Very demanding cat, knows she’s the boss!

Water is disgusting. Running water double so. -- Mayo.

@@pclouds Water is for drinking not washing - Mayo.

He was trying to point out he is not a baby seal, and he can't swim. 🤭

He reminds me of a cat I used to have who carried on so much in the bath that the neighbors called the police.

Honestly I could not stop laughing!

Lulling 😂

Very well put.

YES

I was laughing so hard at how pitiful his meows sounded. I felt bad for laughing, but that was hysterical. So is Mayo the Husky of the cat world since he seems to be a drama queen? Lol.

It's a cat's life, oh how he suffers.

“Hangs out the bath” is incorrect grammar. 🤦‍♂️

@@MADmosche This is not an English class! Jeez! Chill the *&^% out!

He called her the c-word too.

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This woman doesnt know how to handle animals, cat is clearly stressed out. Report animal abuse.

@@xibirhow is it animal abuse? The cat just hates getting bathed

@@ashleyvasquez-lopez8033 their leftist college professor deemed it so.

I say these things to my cat often. I'm usually not even anywhere near him. He just loves to be dramatic.

@@syntacticalcrab And the funny part about it is they actually understand what you’re saying!! 🤣😂

Yeah, 14:22 that body language from a cat is "leave the room".

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I kept hearing, "NOooo" too. 😂 Mom to 3 felines here. Lol. Poor Mayo.

Mayo: I'M IN THE FUCKING BUILDING AGAIN!!!

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I used cattle clippers on mine all she didn't get shaved was her head and tail 😂😂😂...I had 3 of them one never gets matted but the other ones get bad mats ...I only have two now one got run over

We have a 17-year-old long haired tortie and she loves getting everything shaved off. Cracks us up that even she doesn't want to deal with her hair anymore. But, it keeps her from having to groom herself, which at that age is tricky.

Poor senior kitties can't keep up with their selves, they get mobility issues and arthritis 😔❤

@clarabear501 the same thing happened with my cat. She was never difficult when she was young but now she is 16 and has arthritis. Most cats get arthritis when they get older and just like people it's painful. She gets a Solensia shot once a month from her vet along with a subscription for gabepentin for the pain. It has helped her tremendously and I would ask your vet for solensia and gabepentin.

@clarabear501 We have both a Himalayan and Ragdoll. We use a mobile groomer that gives them a bath and lion cut during the spring/summer . They both do good. The ragdoll tolerates it, and the Himalayan actually loves it. We bought one of those pet vacuumes that has a bunch of attachments, one being a brush . You basically brush, and it sucks up the hair. It's a total gamechanger with long hair cats and dogs. It even has a clipper attachment so you can trim areas and the hair just gets sucked up no mess or hair all over the house. We started doing lion cuts because we just could never brush all the loose hair up . I'd brush and brush and brush and brush it was never ending. Having the suction along with the brush gets every drop of hair . We have a borderline Zoo and it was just becoming so hard to keep our house hair free , but I'm telling you that petvac has been the best purchase of my life. So if anyone has long hair pets ( even great on short hair) you have to get one ypu will love it.

Its great

I love their angry squished up lil faces in the hoodie. They’re like, “I’m a FIERCE predator and you WILL pay for this”, but it’s hard to take that face seriously😂

Funny.

"I'm melting! MELTING!"

@liam3284 Oh what a world! What a world!

Ditto! Bwahaha

You'd take him seriously if your hands were bleeding from him scratching you. Honestly vet and grooming salon workers have to put up with a lot (noise and fuss), including injuries, in the line of duty. I am very appreciative of what they do. As someone whp has had dogs, I feel it's an important responsibility to get your pets used to beimg in such places, and being comfortable with being handled, being bathed and brushed, being lifted by others etc. It's not just for the benefit of those people but for your pet so they will make less fuss and feel less stress. And it can all be done more quickly and efficiently.

Mayo definitely has a personality of his own. He is super adorable

​@bojohannesen4352 Bro it's like a baby who cries because they can't lick the power outlet, chill lmao

my deepest condolences on your loss ☹

"...clever boy."

That is a great idea

That would be awesome merch.

I’d definitely buy a few.

I also want that calendar

Jesus Christ you people just don't take no for answer, do you?

Its his color and the fact he's shaped like an absolute unit 😂

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Jesus, the Christ, is God’s Word made into flesh. 1 John chapter 5 verse 7: "For there are 3 that bear a record in heaven, The Father, The Word, and the Holy Spirit: and these 3 are one.” John chapter 1 verse 1: “In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God." 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Omg waa waa waa so dramatic.

Yes...😸👍

I didn't see those comments, but I choose to believe those are some very unhappy people that act like that.

I always like hearing about other peoples good deeds 'cause it reminds me to think about what I can do to help someone, a friend, a person in the community or whatever I feel like doing.

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