Giuliani Acted With Trump's "Knowledge And Consent" When Conspiring With Parnas In Ukraine

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The House Intelligence Committee released a trove of "ridiculously incriminating" evidence provided by Lev Parnas that points to Donald Trump's direct involvement in Rudy Giuliani's activities in Ukraine. #Monologue #Colbert #Comedy
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@VeganDefinition 4 жыл бұрын

This is how many times Stephen Colbert has roasted Trump 👇🏾

@kathysmith6413 4 жыл бұрын

whatever it is not enough

@JT-xj1pg 4 жыл бұрын

You're so desperate for likes, that's sad

@ronjohnson21 4 жыл бұрын

It never gets old!👌👍😆

@21972012145525 4 жыл бұрын

markmac 🤭

@cookies3780 4 жыл бұрын

Multiplied by ten.

@miskatonicalumni5612 4 жыл бұрын

If someone would just tell Trump that Obama can hold his breath for 10 whole minutes Trump wouldn't be president for much longer.

@reganbigmuzzabaker1992 4 жыл бұрын

Ha ha i like

@Ncobb2334 4 жыл бұрын

Conspiracat At least ten. Many people say it is many more than ten.

@darkenergy3742 4 жыл бұрын

That is Manslaughter

@redlady222 4 жыл бұрын

Simple and Brilliant 😂😂

@ittakesallkinds809 4 жыл бұрын

You're brilliant!

@MapleRhubarb 4 жыл бұрын

Clearly he's suffered from running the dishwasher ten times, or having to flush the toilets forever!

@Chunkboi 4 жыл бұрын

Well, if Trump didn’t keep flushing his diapers down the toilet, he wouldn’t keep clogging it!

@jimyarbrough9935 4 жыл бұрын

We know hes lieing about flushing the toilet because hes full of $#@.

@Chunkboi 4 жыл бұрын

Jim Yarbrough we know he’s full of himself.

@thechumpsbeendumped.7797 4 жыл бұрын

To be fair, with his diet maybe he does need to flush 10 times?

@mariag.8242 4 жыл бұрын

and does anyone think he’s run a dishwasher in his life?

@ljosephdumas3113 4 жыл бұрын

"I just have to suffer through it..." Most pathetic 'human' being, EVER.

@linkeffect82 4 жыл бұрын

Pretty much, though the ones that work willingly and lie so candidly for him are pretty close to that top spot.

@patriceturnipseed9226 4 жыл бұрын

"Two words not usually associated with President Trump. Knowledge and consent". Brilliant. 🤣🤣🤣

@abdelhakkhalil7684 4 жыл бұрын

Absolutely! Trump made the late night shows' hosts! Colbert is really here because of Trump.

@JB-xl2jc 4 жыл бұрын

Abdelhak Khalil Colbert was successful long before Trump and will be long after him

@abdelhakkhalil7684 4 жыл бұрын

@@JB-xl2jc I agree, I should have clarified that. What I meant to say is Trump made Colbert more popular. In fact, just about 2 years ago, Colbert has become the number 1 host of the late night show.

@JB-xl2jc 4 жыл бұрын

Abdelhak Khalil Ahhhh gotcha, that makes a lot more sense. I was a fan of Colbert since his Daily Show days and into the Report; but there’s no denying the current political idiocy has bumped his recognition and ratings!

@abdelhakkhalil7684 4 жыл бұрын

@@JB-xl2jc And rightly so. Colbert was always good, but now he and his team are geniuses and the irony is that Trump uncovered that.

@sawahtb 4 жыл бұрын

I guess we will find out if the GOP has a shred of dignity left.

@Nefilum 4 жыл бұрын

We already did. They don't.

@sylviamorgan5 4 жыл бұрын

Sarah H We already know the answer.

@jazziered142 4 жыл бұрын

They've already exposed themselves to what they are.

@mbabaneamputee7725 4 жыл бұрын

They don’t :)

@mitchjones9342 4 жыл бұрын

Nefilum You said it!

@stevepax2809 4 жыл бұрын

so guilty---any senator who votes innocent is an accomplice.

@sharonmullins1957 4 жыл бұрын

Worse than that at this point; traitors.

@stoodmuffinpersonal3144 4 жыл бұрын

Yup. Yeah. Yup.

@jbcoolestgamer9786 4 жыл бұрын

Trump 2020... sue me

@tonib.3016 4 жыл бұрын

@DAVID GOERTZ you do realize that trump is allowed to submit exculpatory evidence right? Yet he hasn't produced even a single document,nor has he allowed a single witness like Pompeo,Bolton or Mulvaney to testify. Sure...let's hear from Hunter Biden tho,even tho that's just SO fucking stupid but whatever,I dont even GAF. If Dumpy had any evidence or witnesses he could produce to prove hes innocent,why hasn't he done that yet? Or do you always believe what pathological liars like Dump tell ya?

@brandoncrusen9160 4 жыл бұрын

@DAVID GOERTZ You do realize Trump admitted to impeachable conduct? This is not about second hand witnesses. It's pretty fucking clear.

@thechumpsbeendumped.7797 4 жыл бұрын

Thank goodness someone in the State Department had Yovanivitch’s back and “got her out on the next plane”. I wonder what they know but can’t prove yet?

@thePronto 4 жыл бұрын

The State Department told her to flee her post for a reason. There must be a shit-ton of incriminating evidence being held under a lid by 'someone' (e.g. Pompeo). But enough people know about it that it will blow wide open once they feel safe enough.

@alexanderrussell7597 4 жыл бұрын

The DSS is an excellent organisation. When you have a president who even in his convoluted mind, he’s even consider to whack one of the state department’s ambassador because she didn’t want to do an illegal act to forego an action benefiting trumps chances for the 2020 election.

@johnabbot1585 4 жыл бұрын

We need access to that safe...

@rancisgamer 4 жыл бұрын

It wasn't pen after pen... she uses different colors to appeal to the man child president. That's the only way he will read it...oooh colorful

@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 4 жыл бұрын

Yes. It was actually all the primary colours from a box of Crayola (an added bonus is she gets in a free Queer Pride message - nothing like a little side-shade for Pence).

@dannythompson1948 4 жыл бұрын

@Susan Sullivan there's nothing homophobic about that guys comment.. Queer is not an offensive term. And if you've defending pence, then you are lost, ma'am..

@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 4 жыл бұрын

@Susan Sullivan really, Susan? That was your take from that post? Have fun in upside-down land, then (also, "homophobic" probably doesn't need the qualifier "rude", but as Little Ms Prissy here is struggling with simple English comprehension, let alone jokes, I can probably let that slide...). Also, Danny, I feel ya, but not a guy. But I don't really mind - and yeah, if a Pence-Defence is where that was going, then I'll just sashay on outta THIS thread. Girl's gotta have standards ;-)

@openmind763 4 жыл бұрын

Once impeached, always impeached and forever impeached.

@cindila2000 4 жыл бұрын

He called out the names as a threat to who would go down with him. Scare tactic 101

@JSkyGemini 4 жыл бұрын

He'll also mention their families. He has no shame and no limit.

@tripwire4727 4 жыл бұрын

Lol, only limited intelligence. Never underestimate the depths of stupidity, though....

@michealbay1290 4 жыл бұрын

You Muslim?

@cindila2000 4 жыл бұрын

Micheal Bay yes. You?

@ProctorsGamble 4 жыл бұрын

Giuliani: What’s your favorite lie? Impotus: I don’t lie. Giuliani: Mine too!

@thePronto 4 жыл бұрын

Good one...

@janetokeefe5130 4 жыл бұрын

Perfect!

@adrianwaterman133 4 жыл бұрын

Brilliant

@con9tessa 4 жыл бұрын

Love that one!!!

@frankisays2much 4 жыл бұрын

Best phrase of 2020: "The Articles of Impeachment against Donald John Trump"

@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 4 жыл бұрын

I'm still holding out for "The conviction and sentencing of Donald John Trump"... ...I guess one can dream.

@Vagajammer 4 жыл бұрын

@@JT-xj1pg Drumpf won't release it unless he gets to co-star in it.

@Dakhoth 4 жыл бұрын

@markmac I think we're more likely to see "disgraced president fakes heart attack."

@spacerivernews 4 жыл бұрын

Didn't know the j in donald j trump was john. Learned something new today.

@davidhollenshead4892 4 жыл бұрын

The best phrase of 2021 will be "We executed the Russian Asset known as Donald J. Trump at 12:01 am..."

@depressionbeard9882 4 жыл бұрын

“Trump immediately cited his favorite source: many.” 😂

@frankisays2much 4 жыл бұрын

Don't forget his imaginary friend, "Jim". 🤣

@Vagajammer 4 жыл бұрын

@@frankisays2much ...or his token black friend

@frankisays2much 4 жыл бұрын

@@Vagajammer You mean HIS African American.

@viksaggu9085 4 жыл бұрын

And Jared, from subway?

@kathleenhammett849 4 жыл бұрын

Aye, Mr Many People, Mr They Say, Mr My Friend Jim.. All the voices in his head?

@michelchartrand3719 4 жыл бұрын

When Mitch read "Donald John Trump" that third time, I think I actually heard some sadness and choking up in his voice.

@thePronto 4 жыл бұрын

Isn't "John" a slang expression for the client of a prostitute? Ironic, no?

@marshwetland3808 4 жыл бұрын

@@thePronto Spot0on, rather than ironic.

@judioregan4210 4 жыл бұрын

Michel Chartrand - nah, that was either just his breakfast, or the crow he is now being forced to eat.

@andrewmontenegroe3296 4 жыл бұрын

I think we all heard...”how the hell I am going to cover this up?”

@daviddelaney2407 4 жыл бұрын

as per Randy Rainbow, we've found it's actually Donald Jessica Trump. --Dave, the pink glasses are iconic

@kylestubbs8867 4 жыл бұрын

I think Colbert’s staff _really_ enjoys mashing Mitch McConnel’s face with mythological creatures.

@sinistar99 4 жыл бұрын

Mitchological creatures...

@alexanderrussell7597 4 жыл бұрын

Their great inspiration is Moscow Mitch features himself 😀😀

@tuckerbowen4626 3 жыл бұрын

Technically Cthulhu is a _literary_ creature...

@ladyjatlpoweradiocom 4 жыл бұрын

OMG, this corroborates Maria's story that she felt threatened. I feel bad for her she was just doing her job.

@Ncobb2334 4 жыл бұрын

ladyj@atlpoweradio.com How about she is going to go through some things? Nixon was a gentleman.

@jackjay7211 4 жыл бұрын

ladyj@atlpoweradio.com go vote 🗳

@couragekarnga8735 4 жыл бұрын

Anyone having to work for Trump will either fold,go insane, or just quit.

@robertrichard6107 4 жыл бұрын

I still can't believe my female Republican House of Representatives member was still denying Trump did anything wrong or of an Impeachable offense.

@andrewjohnson6716 4 жыл бұрын

ladyj@atlpoweradio.com “Who will rid me of this turbulent priest?”

@Aristotelezz 4 жыл бұрын

Without the perfect phone call no one would've known about this mess.

@thePronto 4 жыл бұрын

After he skated by on the Mueller report it was predictable that he would go 'full corruption mode'. The WH staff who aren't part of his mafia cabal were just waiting for him to get careless before they blew the whistle. The number of them who filed a complaint or spoke with lawyers says it all. They were damned if they were going to be the next Bob Haldeman/Ollie North/Scooter Libby/'obligatory GOP fall guy'.

@alexanderrussell7597 4 жыл бұрын

He got too emboldened and spoiled with the outcome of the mueller report thereby claiming that he’s the president and he can do anything! That’s a follow through during the campaign period when he said that he can shoot someone in the time square and not lose a vote!

@MikeIdy6000 4 жыл бұрын

Citing his favorite source: "Many"

@Chunkboi 4 жыл бұрын

So he’s citing Legion, for he is many.

@queenannesrevenge1437 4 жыл бұрын

@@Chunkboi Many demons crawling around inside him.

@Chunkboi 4 жыл бұрын

Queen Anne's Revenge they’ve been trying to get out and find a better host.

@windbreaker57 4 жыл бұрын

That's tremendous!

@WhiteFangofWar 4 жыл бұрын

@@queenannesrevenge1437 Covefe f'tagn.

@SNUPE_FOXX92 4 жыл бұрын

This shit is hilarious.... dude legit left a paper trail 😂

@magicsantos2681 4 жыл бұрын

One word for this administration ... jail! 👌👍😉

@joshualagrimas9555 4 жыл бұрын

this is LITERALLY the most historical event in the history of the United States of America. #TrumpForPrison2020

@basicpigeonbee 4 жыл бұрын

It's not even in top ten, but it is important.

@JoeCAlvarado 4 жыл бұрын

Agree

@OTPpride 4 жыл бұрын

Only because impeachment will lose meaning to partisanship

@germanpereira9544 4 жыл бұрын

Not really but i know what you mean.

@110100111000 4 жыл бұрын

If, even after all the evidence has been brought into public light of day. The Republican party still insists upon hopping along the Drumhead of partisan exoneration. Then least we could do is to call the lot of em Joeys.

@KingSulley 4 жыл бұрын

It's sad that were laughing at this. Not too long ago half the country would be out with pitch forks.

@vwa9832 4 жыл бұрын

yo, you straight gangsta yo!

@chrismaxwell2274 4 жыл бұрын

30%

@JSkyGemini 4 жыл бұрын

That sounds like a plan, actually!

@JudyTootCorn 4 жыл бұрын

Now that would be a true "witch hunt".

@khazms 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, well that's illegal and also no one wants mace or tear gas and baton/shield bashing their faces.

@Matt-bg5wg 4 жыл бұрын

Sure sounds like they were planning to "take" Yovonovich out.

@MrRyan-wu4jx 4 жыл бұрын

Matt Coombes that’s the reason she was on the first plane out of there without being told why. The fbi knew the president’s goons were gonna assassinate her.

@irenegewinner8193 4 жыл бұрын

Who hired Hyde? He's obviously a member of Murder, Inc.

@mariag.8242 4 жыл бұрын

It’s scary stuff and sure needs investigating now - & since the FBI has completed its 4th investigation into Clinton (clearing her again) they have time to do something real

@angelabluebird609 4 жыл бұрын

Their being prosecuted and sentenced needs to set a clear and formidable example that trying to harm our ambassadors will bring long and painful regret.

@con9tessa 4 жыл бұрын

And not for drinks.

@myself047 4 жыл бұрын

I really want a journalist to ask him the names of the 1. Many 2. A lot of people 3. People 4. Some That he keeps bringing out to validate his lies.

@maraplantrees4543 4 жыл бұрын

aShura everyone, everybody, IN HISTORY

@paulallen579 4 жыл бұрын

This. How does he get away with this? Just ask ”I don’t think you’re correct, can you name some of them?” And if he refuses, ask ”so we have to take your word on blind faith?”.

@simongiles9749 4 жыл бұрын

@markmac Don't forget John Baron, that reliable source who sounds "nothing" like Trumo.

@Bevity 4 жыл бұрын

There are too many to name, any one of them can tell you that!

@B_Bodziak 4 жыл бұрын

And what exactly are they always "saying"?

@dafttool 4 жыл бұрын

If Trump is tired of suffering, he can always resign 🤔

@jrtortellini2540 4 жыл бұрын

God no. He has helped us way to much. Lower taxes has really helped my family survive and plus keeping my job with a huge raise I just got.. thank God Hilary didn't get in and tax us another 20 percent.. when you grow up and work one day you will understand

@yourfavoritegames4971 4 жыл бұрын

At least Hillary knew how to read a teleprompter and go to a rally without screaming lightbulbs that make him look orange when even an Oompa Loompa would so it looks like a blind man gave him a spray tan

@jrtortellini2540 4 жыл бұрын

@@yourfavoritegames4971 OMG.. that's why you hate him ? You will love Sharia law.. and when Democrats get back in free speech will be gone and posting bad comments about political persons can give you a massive life penalty in all other countries

@hungfao 4 жыл бұрын

@@jrtortellini2540 I, too, got a huge raise, but Trump remains an imbecile. I've been around since Eisenhower. Trump is the worst president in my lifetime. So when you say things like 'He has helped us way too much', I have no idea what you mean by 'us'. You are the spokesperson for no one. So, you must be speaking about yourself in which case it isn't surprising that you would think, like Trump, that the nation and the world revolves around you and your situation. More people haven't benefited one iota than have. The truth is that he is running his campaign as 'promises made, promises kept' - and yet he virtually hasn't kept any of the promise he made as he campaigned. You might respond by asking me to cite the facts and I will be happy to. The list is long, factual, and could make you cry. Or you, yes, you, can always bask in the knowledge that you, yes, you somehow benefited from something Trump did so much that you have to keep reminding everyone just how lucky we all are that you, yes, you, are doing well.

@jrtortellini2540 4 жыл бұрын

@@hungfao I'm assuming your an Obama fan with sweat blood and tears.. what the hell did he do for this country in 8 years ? What ?

@mamawray 4 жыл бұрын

"It's all in the family". I died.

@verfuncht 4 жыл бұрын

How is a foreign official saying "I'll help you get re-elected if you get rid of someone who says bad things about me" not the most corrupt thing imaginable?

@elizabethroberts9117 4 жыл бұрын

One Woman Died Having Acid Thrown In Her Face. She Was With Team Yovanovitch! M. Yovanonvitch Left Ukraine remembering What Happened To Her. Now, (She) was being Threatened....., I'd Leave Too!!!!!!

@LSM_Lover 4 жыл бұрын

It is

@evanpatterson7098 11 ай бұрын

It was only Tuesday. He was just getting warmed up.😂😂

@NewMessage 4 жыл бұрын

She should have signed it with a sharpie, really...

@joanbowden7634 4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@frankisays2much 4 жыл бұрын

That would have been epic!

@cleverusername9369 4 жыл бұрын

The "press secretary" Stephanie Grisham just tweeted about how outrageous it is that everyone who signed the articles of impeachment got a ceremonial pen, as is standard and traditional for big events. Trump's done the same. Furthermore, after the sharpiegate thing with the weather map during the hurricane, his website was selling customized markers for $15/pop.

@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 4 жыл бұрын

She has too much self-respect for "the pen you can read from space" (or in Trump's case, "the scrawl you can identify with a drone headed for Iran")...

@b3z3jm3nny 4 жыл бұрын

Mason Schwalm it’s so she can give away multiple pens used to sign the impeachment papers, it’s a pretty common practice for bills multiple people would want a souvenir from

@pallao3500 4 жыл бұрын

"Trumo" fits really well actually; It's an anagram of "Tumor".

@BrainDeadIcon 4 жыл бұрын

It’s a “witch hunt” huh? Well we’ve found a lot of witches so far

@thomashooper9148 4 жыл бұрын

Hahaha sure you have! You wouldn’t be talking out of your rear?

@David-zg7wv 4 жыл бұрын

@@thomashooper9148 i know these libtard fools!! Since when is EVIDENCE considered something the. Courts use

@niveknanorc7316 4 жыл бұрын

@Dak Lamerbusch so he can enjoy his "many" friends,,er fiends,,,

@bandiit420 4 жыл бұрын

@Didymus Mac Flynn is an innocent man who is now withdrawing his guilty plea because he's innocent.

@purplepill1799 4 жыл бұрын

Not even Holloween would have seen so many ghosts as the Republicans after elections this year! 💯

@FollowingUsernamesR 4 жыл бұрын

It gives me chills to see the threatening exchanges between these people and then think about the president of the United States saying she was "going to go through some stuff" to a foreign president. WTF.

@georgelayton6641 4 жыл бұрын

Poor trump, he's had to live with himself his entire life.

@wizardtim8573 4 жыл бұрын

Considering how narcissistic he is, probably the best life he could've had o.O

@ChaoticAngelKitten 4 жыл бұрын

He loves himself more then he loves anything... even KFC... so I think he’s ok with that... if he could marry himself, he probably would... and then he probably wouldn’t ever get divorced again because he’s his own best match... >,> most other people can’t stand him in more then small doses.

@ChaoticAngelKitten 4 жыл бұрын

@Filhote de Atum ya you're probably right but he still loves himself more. Lol

@loinnirwhitby6689 4 жыл бұрын

I really can't imagine anyone who deserves it more.

@tracer740 4 жыл бұрын

@@cmdraftbrn - ... YIPES!

@protiliusproductions 4 жыл бұрын

“Let’s obey laws.” LOL!!!

@jonesfactor9 4 жыл бұрын

How can anyone deny this shit happened or call it fake?

@pascal9055 4 жыл бұрын

“Many” and “They” are equally his favorites.

@hawkeye5955 4 жыл бұрын

The "many" only exists in his head.

@k.nicoledavis8537 4 жыл бұрын

But still loves them more than Eric!

@niveknanorc7316 4 жыл бұрын

He is Legion,,,

@alexanderrussell7597 4 жыл бұрын

I’m wondering sometimes who’s talking, smeagol or gollum? Or the bloody lord of mordor!!

@polkabills 4 жыл бұрын

This is Stephen Colbert's finest work! Every single joke deserves an EMMY.

@kalindatchev994 4 жыл бұрын

True, there was some extremely high-quality stuff in there... and lots of it!

@rachaelsman2 4 жыл бұрын

You will hate yourself for saying that soon .kzfaq.info/get/bejne/g7ikeMqVzNDDiIU.html

@rachaelsman2 4 жыл бұрын

@@kalindatchev994 if it's anything but high quality laughter your probably being lied to. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/g7ikeMqVzNDDiIU.html

@vwa9832 4 жыл бұрын

yo, you straight gangsta yo! you spit rhymes?

@lisabradley35 4 жыл бұрын

My favorite monologue this year.

@JamesFilbird 4 жыл бұрын

Outstanding monologue Stephen. You're a breath of fresh air after a full day of enduring all the madness going on in the world. Keep up the great comedy and entertainment you give us in each of your performances.

@couragekarnga8735 4 жыл бұрын

Gotta laugh, even if it's maniacal.

@bubbles3161 4 жыл бұрын

That's what you get when you get your news from late shows that are classified as comedy entertainment. LOL !😉 "TDS"

@roni6215 4 жыл бұрын

For as long as the GOP 's fascist regime allows comedians.

@jeffcolorado 4 жыл бұрын

trump calling out names is a subtle way of threatening, "If I go down, you go down with me." Interesting there were no women mentioned in his litany.

@robbinsmith4806 4 жыл бұрын

Good point.

@mohameddahir4338 4 жыл бұрын

Jeff B good one ☝🏼

@dannyhughes6306 4 жыл бұрын

The notes were written on Ritz Carlton Vienna note paper. Wasn't Nunes in Vienna last year...???

@tonygunk1886 4 жыл бұрын

"Female fool"? Yes because one of the best foreign ambassadors in American history, including 2 awards for her outstanding work.. Is a fool

@Anankin12 4 жыл бұрын

[female] bc I guess Ukrainian has gendered nouns

@nadyanathania3847 4 жыл бұрын

they also called a military veteran with a purple heart a fake so

@Liliputian07 4 жыл бұрын

DISPOSE OF THE WOMAN -- strange russian fox cartoon

@couragekarnga8735 4 жыл бұрын

Coming from the administration that put children in cages!

@stevenjordal8427 4 жыл бұрын

Ohh. Mr. Gunk, Gunk out.

@TheReal008Zulu 4 жыл бұрын

It almost sounded like the Turtle was going to start crying. I guess the gravity of the situation had caught up with him, and he realised he was backing a lame horse.

@sydneymarshall3204 4 жыл бұрын

5:34 he had to write the crime down. He couldn’t remember which crime he had gone there to commit.

@josealbertoriveradonan2761 4 жыл бұрын

Stephen deserves an EMMY for everytime he has delivered such good jokes just as the Mc’ Cthulu monster one. 😂

@Palidor19 7 ай бұрын

One of the best skits I’ve seen, performed and executed flawlessly

@hannahrachel5099 4 жыл бұрын

“Ava-cadaver ta-dead” I lost it 😂 I’m laughing so much right now 😂

@Izandaia 4 жыл бұрын

I think that last line from Trump, "Ah to hell with it, I just have to suffer through it the way I have all my life" really reveals something about how he views the world and current events. I think he honestly believes, in his heart of hearts, that all this stuff will just blow over, that he's not gonna suffer any consequences for his behavior, just like he always hasn't. He thinks he just has to wait it out, to "suffer through it", and then everything will be fine.

@kruleworld 4 жыл бұрын

There won't be any consequences and it will just blow over... Do you really think, in your heart of hearts, that Republicans will look at the evidence and vote with their conscience?

@adamdreke 4 жыл бұрын

It's sad but probably true that he won't face many, if any consequences. We need to vote him out!

@B_Bodziak 4 жыл бұрын

Ahh, isn't he just such a victim.

@lexyswope 4 жыл бұрын

Like we've suffered his nastiness since the 2016 primary.

@fuRRioso 4 жыл бұрын

That’s a really good observation. The guy goes through life like that apparently

@Vanillastump 4 жыл бұрын

If only the senate would actually do their jobs.

@trishs706 4 жыл бұрын

"we the people" can dream...

@victorhawkins3461 4 жыл бұрын

Stephen -- thank you and your entire crew for giving me back my sanity once a day, if only for 5 days a week!

@JohnDoe-ou7xm 4 жыл бұрын

Victor Hawkins same here

@Hi.Im.Chucky 4 жыл бұрын

Mitch sounded like he was about to cry .

@thePronto 4 жыл бұрын

Because he saw himself on the monitors wearing that 40's gangster suit.

@vivigesso3756 4 жыл бұрын

@Ghenghis Khan Turtles are physically unable to cry.

@Shylade 4 жыл бұрын

Yup.. his career is done and he knows it. It’s a bad situation to be in for him. Damned if you do damned if you don’t so might as well play dumb

@dmarie923 4 жыл бұрын

@@vivigesso3756 underrated

@solaris-7115 4 жыл бұрын

Sending appreciation from New Zealand 🇳🇿!!

@patlynch6517 4 жыл бұрын

Thanks! I would love to visit New Zealand Every day is a fresh nightmare here

@kris.i1249 4 жыл бұрын

"Where's Jared - where's David - where's Mike ... Where am I??"

@alexanderrussell7597 4 жыл бұрын

Kris.i > Where’s my cell mates!!

@theheartofablackbird2109 4 жыл бұрын

I thought the J stood for "Jackass"?

@TheEcono 4 жыл бұрын

😂💯

@theheartofablackbird2109 4 жыл бұрын

@ Nah, he's not even smart enough.

@Chunkboi 4 жыл бұрын

President 💩: “The J stands for ‘jene-yiss’.”

@niveknanorc7316 4 жыл бұрын

same : )

@sajadb_dev 4 жыл бұрын

I swear just leave trump with Gordon Ramsay in a room alone he'll confess to everything, I've been watching kitchen nightmares too much

@danielgehring7437 4 жыл бұрын

I'm firmly convinced if you just left Trump in a room with a tape recorder and a mirror you'd have a full confession in fifteen minutes.

@mariposa9506 4 жыл бұрын

Do you need an intervention?

@mc1412007 4 жыл бұрын

@@danielgehring7437 u mean seconds

@rasmie8858 4 жыл бұрын

Trump: My tax returns are good, perhaps the best in history of tax returns Ramsay: Your lies...are bland, dry, dreadful. Ghastly.

@zachschmidt 4 жыл бұрын

Nino would get a confession out of him, and he'd have the pictures to prove it.

@g.g.4010 4 жыл бұрын

*Brilliant as ever.* _Thank you so much Stephen for keeping us sane in this crazy times._

@tzisorey 4 жыл бұрын

"I could use some good lawyers" While that's true, I think being either a good person, or good at lawyering, would prevent a "good lawyer" from taking that job. That's why you're stuck with Rudy.

@SilverLaBelle 4 жыл бұрын

I feel like Colbert has DMed a lot of Dungeons and Dragons with that explanation. I was ready to get my dice and character sheet ready.

@scottmorgan8333 4 жыл бұрын

Trump doing a roll call is like he's checking for loyalty. Like he invited them all and he kept a list to see who showed up and who didn't. So awkward.

@Jillians1025 4 жыл бұрын

Yep. That buffoon can't help himself.

@ellamone9998 4 жыл бұрын

That's good, Trump will be ready for his roll calls a few times a day in jail. Nice practice in reverse hahaha

@hlcepeda 4 жыл бұрын

Honestly

@stuartjamesgemmell 4 жыл бұрын

This is so true. Checking for loyalty but also a threat like ‘we’re all going down if we don’t stick together’

@couragekarnga8735 4 жыл бұрын

Well, he expected loyalty from James Comey. How did that turn out?

@Gabryal77 4 жыл бұрын

Ok I lost it at "it's all in the family"

@terryg4415 4 жыл бұрын

Wouldn’t it have been fun if they broke out into a flashmob happy dance on the way to the Senate?

@1000YearBeard 4 жыл бұрын

This was one of the best Late Shows with Stephen Cthulhurt.

@tarrynlea 4 жыл бұрын

Truly. Mind-blowing.

@kenna163 4 жыл бұрын

Even his imaginary friends don't answer him. SAD.

@reenakblas2307 4 жыл бұрын

Am off to DC. I have to watch the trial, LIVE. I have grandkids to tell the story. I have to be able to tell them I was there.🤣😂

@GaryandChristy2012 4 жыл бұрын

Reena K Blas the trial will be a letdown lol

@meljamz 4 жыл бұрын

I was soooo waiting on Stephen to say "Where in the World is Carmen San Diego". NAILED IT!!!

@sharonmullins1957 4 жыл бұрын

I was waiting for Marco?....................Rubio.

@meljamz 4 жыл бұрын

@@sharonmullins1957 that is fuuunnnnyyy😆😆

@raymondkymsuttle 4 жыл бұрын

Truly the best Colbert clip ever. The writers were on fire when they wrote this!

@leftyme4568 4 жыл бұрын

"It`s all in the family" made my day , but don`t make fun of Parnas, because he might save your country!!!

@roni6215 4 жыл бұрын

If Lev doesn't get "Epsteined " .

@peterpluim7912 4 жыл бұрын

I guess we will see if individual senators have some kind of spine left.

@connyleicht6567 4 жыл бұрын

Doubt it, but would be really impressed, if there were any...

@rayprice2015 4 жыл бұрын

Don't count on it.

@ericno4u 4 жыл бұрын

Vegas wouldn't touch those numbers

@allnargles 4 жыл бұрын

Putin has a damaging file on everyone and they know it.

@gogotrololo 4 жыл бұрын

Moscow Mitch sounds like he's about to cry as he reads "The articles of impeachment against donald john trump"

@MareShoop 4 жыл бұрын

GnarlyKicks it’s just his neck wattle vibrating and choking him up 🥰

@gogotrololo 4 жыл бұрын

@@MareShoop eww, that guy is so gross LOL

@koco23 2 жыл бұрын

Only two minutes in, Stephen had me laughing so hard, I cried 😂😂💀

@ryanencher3669 4 жыл бұрын

“citing his favorite source: Many”

@freema9246 4 жыл бұрын

yes. shorthand or "many idiots"

@lesleyleith4440 4 жыл бұрын

Ryan Encher Or perhaps his favourite Sauce, Special Sauce, from McDonalds. It’s even named after him.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@DrownedInExile 4 жыл бұрын

Wasn't that the antagonist from the horror sci-fi game System Shock 2?

@johncampbell335 4 жыл бұрын

One of Stephen's finest monologues.

@TheSuzberry 4 жыл бұрын

Trump has a second source: Some.

@Games_and_Music 4 жыл бұрын

He has People, Some and Many. Also his senses work intermittently from each other, sometimes he sees, sometimes he hears, he even reads sometimes.

@merylbonderow5993 4 жыл бұрын

Have you heard about “A YUGE Number?” Them, too.

@fortepiano4491 4 жыл бұрын

Body once told me

@sdfkjgh 4 жыл бұрын

Forte Piano: www.neilcic.com/mouthsounds/ www.neilcic.com/mouthsilence/ www.neilcic.com/mouthmoods/

@tomaf 4 жыл бұрын

Not to mention "some very smart people." ;-P

@adonisduque 4 жыл бұрын

Not much of a trial with jury tampering. I mean jury golfing

@estebanhombredeguerra6503 4 жыл бұрын

Citing his favorite source: "many" Legendary!

@joed8694 4 жыл бұрын

Yes, "many" refers to the FOX news team.

@mauro.666 4 жыл бұрын

Locking him up, locking him up, locking him up.

@louisedost8476 3 жыл бұрын

😮oh just wait. It gets worse!!!😷Part Two is coming and he can’t tweet!!!🤡🤡🤡🤡🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤😷🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🥵😡🤬🤬🤬🤬😷😷

@LordVanOskuro 4 жыл бұрын

Sad thing is, they still are probably going to get away with it.

@aloradawn4874 4 жыл бұрын

The jokes in this episode were so fuking on point lmao!

@smartmoufx6800 4 жыл бұрын

"The trial is on like JohnSON, NixON, and ClinTON!" 😂🤣😂

@WilliamHBaird-eq2hp 4 жыл бұрын

"MANY SAY" he says...... Well "MANY" more say "Trump is a failure!"

@MizuMark 4 жыл бұрын

Quit giving me hope like hes actually going to he removed from office

@toadjiang7626 4 жыл бұрын

Trump: "I can shoot somebody at the senate impeachment trial and still won't get convicted." Moscow Mitch: "Yes you can, boss. Have fun!" Lindsey Graham: "You need my gun to do that, boss?" Rudy Giuliani: "Leave the corpse for me, boss, I haven't drunk human blood for days." Stephen Miller: "Did someone just say corpse?" [sounds of drooling]

@mikenoble91 4 жыл бұрын

Fox News: "Is shooting people even a crime, really?"

@fatlacesthedon 4 жыл бұрын

Faux news: "I think it's disgusting that the democrats are more mad about the cannibalized person when the presidents shoulder is really hurting, that .38 had an awful lotta kickback, his ears just stopped ringing, I mean do the democrats even care about that!? Disgusting!"

@brickdebrick2167 4 жыл бұрын

That's enough!! Trump has done nothing wrong and you know it. He just sacrificed his lifestyle to save America and you just criticize him for no reason. Thanks to Trump, the American dream is back. He's a real hero. I thank God every day that he is our President and you should do the same.

@dragon8me2 4 жыл бұрын

A round for this man... this comment is as high as height goes. Now.. don't leave out any more monsters... we have perfect actors to star in the monster flicks. A merry monster flick time.

@cleverusername9369 4 жыл бұрын

Stephanie Grisham: appears on Fox, tweets a picture of the 2nd Amendment, and continues never giving a press briefing.

@lucylincoln3285 4 жыл бұрын

"Ya don't write the crime down, ya DUMMY!" 🤣🤣🤣

@tommyt1971 4 жыл бұрын

“You sound dumber than Trumo.” Needed that one, thanks Colbert!

@jessi5872 4 жыл бұрын

What has he suffered through all his life? Answer: Bone Spurs.

@gameglitch3686 4 жыл бұрын

Answer: Moronic thinking

@lindabisignsni1397 4 жыл бұрын

Not a damn thing. Daddy took care of him.

@mimigiggles4199 4 жыл бұрын

Constipation of the brain, diarrhea of the mouth

@DoveAlexa 4 жыл бұрын

I'm surprised he hasn't made up an ultra rare condition that only he has because he is so special

@mimigiggles4199 4 жыл бұрын

@Mike Keller his golden toilets are s***y.

@Annie-zd6rn 4 жыл бұрын

Parnas has spilled the beans on "everyone in the loop." Where have we heard that before? Oh that's right, it was Sondland that said it too. But Parnas mentioned that BARR was also the team!

@suebarrow5973 4 жыл бұрын

I think he will be easy for them to discount. Just think of the Kavanagh fiasco

@steve1978ger 4 жыл бұрын

I'm not saying it's necessarily wrong, only that Parnas has shit credibility

@mrdfac 4 жыл бұрын

@@steve1978ger He wants to stay out of jail.

@riheg 4 жыл бұрын

As I understand it the Democrats rushed impeachment so Parnas’ testimony didn’t get included. A show for the media is all. Am I wrong?

@MyPhone-wq8xo 4 жыл бұрын

This sounds exactly like the Michael Cohen testimony....how many ppl gotta tell the truth

@KitKatToeBeans 4 жыл бұрын

tRump: “Many (of the voices in my head) believe..”

@831mrscardoso 4 жыл бұрын

Bravo Stephen Colbert! Been waiting for this genius monologue since the Lev Parnas evidence drop and Maddow interview. That's just crazy how they were actually plotting a hit on Ambassador Marie from the inside.

@l1qu1dm3t4lIV 4 жыл бұрын

It still blows my mind how people can ignore all the evidence and facts, while just brushing it off as conspiracy theory.. Intelligent (or so i thought) people..

@errgag3580 4 жыл бұрын

This could be over quickly if someone would just tell Donald that Obama can hold his breath for 20 minutes.

@thehellyousay 4 жыл бұрын

🤪

@DesertEagleV 4 жыл бұрын

What kind trial is it when you know the verdict before it begins?

@SpeckleKen 4 жыл бұрын

American.

@Heavenzvoice 4 жыл бұрын

The black lady carrying the actual articles goes to my church. CherylJohnson

@hazelmccloy1136 4 жыл бұрын

Suffering all his life - perhaps if he had been a better (honest) person he wouldn't have had to go to court so often.

@misterflibble6601 4 жыл бұрын

McCthulhu, very Lovecraftian. The Great Old Ones are pleased

@stormyr.3315 4 жыл бұрын

I like his version better than the actual process.

@duquerendon3919 4 жыл бұрын

Brings a smile to my face watching Nancy Pelosi take such great pleasure in signing the articles of impeachment.. Dear Mrs. Pelosi any chance of me getting one of those pens! Lmao! Inpeachadent Drumf 2020 : )

@mixmastrkno1337 4 жыл бұрын

Haha.. Trump sounds like he's trying to reboot Romper Room.."I see David, and Johnny, and Billy, and Rudy..."

@kathyfranklund3787 4 жыл бұрын

MixMastrKno1 Only a true Minnesotan wouldn’t understand romper room!

@jrtortellini2540 4 жыл бұрын

I can't wait till Democrats get back in and rid your filthy free speech.. you should be delt

@evanpatterson7098 11 ай бұрын

Except a retarded criminal version. 😂😂

@virakchhang 4 жыл бұрын

"We've got a great show tonight..." I mean.. I was just entertained for 14 minutes; you're telling me there's more?!

@AsmodeusMictian 4 жыл бұрын

"Knowledge and consent..." Hello, 911? I'd like to report a murder.....

@nehpets216 4 жыл бұрын

You might want the Fire Department...

@armystitch4 4 жыл бұрын

Momma likes too. Nearly everyone in my family are conservative Republicans. Not since I was 12 & my grandma knocked over a whole shelf of glass knickknacks 5 secs after lecturing us to keep our hands in our pockets, have I felt such glee.

@Bevity 4 жыл бұрын

armystitch I felt that! Delicious!

@bravofanone9321 4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@redlady222 4 жыл бұрын

Personally, I feel like jumping around in glee like the ‘Berries and Cream’ weirdo in the old Starburst commercials.

@als9006 4 жыл бұрын

That’s a crackin’ good story!

@FlorisGerber 4 жыл бұрын

@@donantonio5646 you call trump "granny"?