I really want them to play this again because there has been over a dozen major updates since this video came out

Mark: "I'm an engineer! I'm smart!" Also Mark: *"I'M EMPTYING THE OCEAN ONTO THE ISLAND"*

Bob: "Hold E to go to your quest menu." Mark: "Ah, okay." Mark: *_SHOOTS BOB_*

1:58 “Sharon is my kinda woman” Flash forward a few years...... Mark: “I like a woman who can crush my skull between her thighs”

*Finds chest of Sorrows* "I'll make it my responsibility." *leaves the boat to sink*

Pirates of the Caribbean on cocaine.

*Everyone else’s perspective* Mark: is that a mermaid *gunshots*

My favorite part is just this: 16:19 Mark: "Ya happy?" Wade: "I dunno. All I see is wha- I- God??"

The hardest question to solve in history. Bob: HoW dO yOu PuT a CaNnOn InTo A cAnNoN bAlL??

“YOU WENT TO MUSIC SCHOOL AND YOU CALL THAT A SQUEEZE BOX?!?!” I laughed so hard 😂

17:25 the way he just awkwardly said "i got an eyepaaaatch" and then just a few seconds of pure silence with his little jig. And then Bob's "DID YOU FUCKiNG SPEND ALL OUR MONEY-"

Mark: "This chest will be my responsibility" *5 minutes later* Jack: "The whole bottom is full, the chest is crying" Mark: "How did that happen???"

Jack: it's *fine* the water will *never* get to an unmanageable level. *T H E B O A T S I N K S*

"I'm gonna go check to see if the boat is sinking" "iiiiit's fiiiiiiiine" "OH MY GOD THE BOAT IS SINKING" *all yell and scream*

Mark: “Sharon is my kind of woman” _Lady Dimitrescu will remember that_

Mark: "That one's a skeleton head" Wade: "I kInDa JuSt SeE gRaNdMaS hEaD"

Jack is the captain, Wade loads the cannons and guards the treasure, Bob swabs the deck, and Mark is supposed to be the lookout, but instead he stands by the bell going *DING DING DING DING.* He also tells storys about how he emptyed the ocean.

Mark: I am just gonna check our boat hasn’t sunk. Bob: It’ll be fine. 20 seconds later... Jack: OH SHIT OUR BOAT’S SINKING! 😂😂😂😂😂👌🏼

Somehow the whole thing of Sean taking all the money and everyone turning their guns on him was the most in character thing real pirates would have done

6:36 That's a ssssubnautica referem...

Mark- emptying the ocean onto the island Wade- needs his chicken coop/is drunk the whole time Jack- is actually trying to do things Bob- .....

Wade and his chicken coop are a better love story than Twilight.

6:27 Back when this vid was published, Jack: *laughing* I miss home! What Jack would’ve said now: DING DING DIIIIIIIINNNNGGGG TOP OF MORNING!!!!!!!!

2:32 (Mark getting launched from a cannon.) *Mark: AaAAgh!* 2:56 (Jack getting launched from a cannon.) *Jack: **_AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-_*

The “ squeeze box “ is called a concertina . It’s an Irish thing 😀

"Let me out!" *Laughter* "LET ME OUT!!!" *LAUGHTER INTENSIFIES*

you guys should revisit this game, they've added a lot of content since its release.

0:06 I almost thought that Mark and Wade switched souls xD

The ships sinks under water Mark: *GETS OUT BUCKET*

“I’m gonna go make sure our ship isn’t gonna sink” “ItS fInE” *literally seconds later*

Mark: I'm gonna.. make sure the ship won't sink... Bob: Naahhh, it's fiiineee *minutes later the ship founders*

"will the boat sink?" "nah it's fine" famous last words

So Mark trying get rid of the water in the ocean made me think, how much time would it take for us to get rid of all water on Earth(Let’s not talk about where we would throw the water) if every person on Earth took a bucket of it every 5 seconds? The average bucket holds ten liters and there are about 7 billion people on Earth. So that’s 70,000,000,000 liters of water gone every 5 seconds. There is about 1,260,000,000,000,000,000,000 liters of water on Earth. So if we divide the water amount by the amount we take out every 5 seconds we get 18,000,000,000. Multiply that by five (Because we do it every five seconds) and you get 90,000,000,000 seconds to get rid of all water on Earth. Which is 2853.88127854 years. So now you know that if everyone on Earth were to get rid of a bucket of water every 5 seconds it would take us about 2854 years. Fun fact: It would take about 105,000,000,000 USD to get that many buckets.

Everyone pointed at Jack for money was hillarious

1:58 Markiplier: "Sharon, is my kind of woman." Fast forward to 2021 and enter Lady Dimitrescu.

"I'M GOING TO END UP IN ANOTHER GAME!" *five minutes later* "Hello, and again, welcome to the Aperture science enrichment centre"

Cam anyone else just imagine a story in which the 4 of them are real pirates who just dont care about sinking their ships and keep locking each other in the brige? Does anyone else want to see that as a movie?

Mark: "You're HIDEOUS. oh my god..." Wade: "But I look good!" *Horror music and demonic noises with flames setting in*

"Mark and Bob playing a song together" Jack: I'm about to add another layer. "Jack starts shooting a pistol" "Wade runs around in the background projectile vomiting"

How pirates of the Caribbean should have ended

LET'S SET SAIL LADS!!

Wade:I kinda just see Grandmas head Mark: WTF is wrong with you

11:43 Wade - Do you sense a dickishness in the force, Mark? I do. Mark - There’s a great dickturbance in the force. As if a million ducks cried out and were suddenly silenced.

“The chest of sorrow will be my responsibility” - Mark *boat sinks*

MARK PLEASE MAKE THIS A SERIES!! I would love it so much if you continued to play this! This game is awesome, & I laughed so much!

"I dont have to out swim the shark, I just have to out swim Wade" ~Marks motto for this gameplay

Everyone else: **doing stuff related to the game** Mark: DiNg DiNg dInG dInG

15:11 is the funniest part of the entire thing i can't stop laughing and it's in all perspectives I've looked

MARK WE NEED MORE OF THIS GAME, WHEN THE BOAT SANK I CRIED LAUGHING 😂

Mark: Oh my bad i emptied the ocean too much Me: actully dying

“How do you load a CANON into a CANONBALL?” 🤔 7:19

13:06 the way Wade ran and ignored them completely about the chicken coop was priceless

A pirate game, ey? In the course of one game, they sink their ship-twice, lock Wade into the brig, shoot Mark out of a cannon, lose against a bunch of skeletons, get attacked by a shark and Jack wastes all their hard-earned booty on an eye-patch. So, basically the usual hilariousity you would expect from those four.

Wade: Mark and I will take the island. Mark: Right, wade and I-- *SHARK!!!!!*

Mark- Emptying The Ocean. Wade- Having Stroke’s. Jack- Actually Doing Things... Bob- S Q U E E Z E B O X

6:03 BEST GOSH DARN WORDS I WILL EVER HEAR IN MY LIFE TIME!

Jack: "dont worry, it doesnt fill to an unmanageable level." 3 mins later- *boat sinks.

Ol' pirate blackscrote fought against the fury of the sea for 3 nights with not but a bucket. Legends say he is what keeps the 7 seas from devouring us all to this day.

mark ringing the bell like "DING DING DING --top of morning-- --irish noises--"

6:15 DING DING DING! TOP OF MORNING!

Holy crap, this looks legitimately amazing. The water simulation for the ocean, especially the storm is fucking GORGEOUS. Hoping the eventual 1.0 launch goes swimmingly, wouldn't want all that work to go down with the ship.

9:57 got to love how everyone is like "OH NO!" at the same time! God damn that chest of sorrow 😂

For all y’all non-music people, that instrument is legitimately called a Squeezebox, no matter how silly it sounds. More specifically though, that’s a concertina

I have to say I think you guys would absolutely love this game now. It’s come so far with massive amounts of contents added for free. A series of this game would a blast, I can promise that much

I got an eyepatch * * * * Proceeds to dance

*Jack:* We NEEDED to attack it to assert our dominance! *Mark:* Right, right, r-- I am stuck...

Mark really should try Sea of Thieves again, with how much content has been added to the game since launch even though they will have to deal with sweatlords

8:37 My favorite part! XD

CAPTAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIN, LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK

I just about screamed with laughter at 18:52 where Wade was the last to catch on and shrieked “WAIT WHY IS THE BOAT LEAVING!?!!???”

I think it would be neat if they all would play Sea of Thieves once more, as the game changed so much.

17:04 This part was amazing

14:35 Jack: "yeah if you guys press escape and go to my crew, theres a vote to lock Wade in the brig" Wade: *pirate music stops*

Jack: Actually Playing Wade: Having A Stroke Bob: Squeeze Box Mark: Yes

20:16 Mark: Im just trying to do something. Jack: NoW ThIs Is PoDrAcInG.

This video is almost 5 years old and I still wish Mark made more

I knew when Mark got the Chest of Sorrows... I just knew he'd mess things up. :P

Wade: All I see is ligh- God?! Mark: I see God. XD

8:25 Chest: "crying" Markiplier being the one to take care of it: oh GOD SHUT UP CHEST jesus christ

Jack: actually playing Wade:having a stroke Bob: Squeeze box Mark: 6:16

Jack: It doesn't fill up to the imaginable level (insinuates that the ship will survive with the Chest of Sorrows on it) A Few Moments Later... Bob: The Ship is sinking! Me: Applauds greatly for the miscalculated logic.

Hey Mark, the island wasn't empty. You're supposed to keep fighting the waves of skeletons until the boss appears. Then, you fight the boss and he drops a key. You take the key to a vault on the island and inside the vault is the treasure. The reason you didn't get to the boss is because there are a LOT of skeletons. The forts are designed for multiple crews being there at the same time, so there's going to be a LOOOOOOOT of skeletons for you to kill if there isn't anyone else there. It'll be better when the game comes out.

9:54 I loved that part

15:22 is just hilarious

Mark: What do i do with all of these bananas? Jack: Shove them in your Face Mark: I'm trying! * * Mark: Can I shove them in other places?

Mark: What’s gonna make me swim better? My squeeze-box?? *XD*

That bit at 7:24 made me laugh so hard. Bob and Jack: "THE MARAUDER'S CHEST" Mark *2 seconds later* "The mARauder's chest... guys I knew what it was too"

Mark: can I play the bell Mark: “plays bell “ Sean will remember that

Good stuff 👌 I always enjoy when Mark plays games with friends, you can truly tell how much he enjoys himself. I laughed all the way through. Bob's laugh, Wade being banished and playing sad music, and Mark ringing the bell. Ding ding!🔔🔔

"That's a subnautica referen" -The beautifully complex mind of a Wade

2:32 Team Mark’s blasting off agaaaaaaaiiiiiinnnn

Chest of Sorrow: I will do what is called a pro gamer move!

Jack: you're out! Yay! Mark: You happy? Wade: I don't know all I see is white- *sudden realization* *G o d ?* 16:18

*my computer can't handle the rendering*

At 0:18 wade sounds like Thor when the guardians of the galaxy find Thor in avengers infinity war

3:31 He's A Pirate intensifies

Thats a guitar, thats a kazoo, DAS UH SQUEEZE BOX

_Captain Hook: Unleashed_

I still love how wade got locked in the brig and they all just left him on the ship but jack gets locked in the brig and they all provide him with music and watch as he entertains them

Mark: "Sharon is my kidna woman!" Amy: *Literally the exact opposite of Sharon.*