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The real reason I'm excited for ES6 is just so this man finally has some new vocabulary to work with.

The guard morphing into Young Sheo is some next level shit, I swear

I love how he breathes in between the bars. The attention to detail is insane

i genuinely can't believe that after all these years of mixing words together, "powdered deer penis" is actually 100% real

"I'm a Wood Elf, the 'I wish a bitch would' Elf." God damn, I'm more excited for Young Scrolls EPs than I am for any other rapper's albums.

It's really great that uncle Sheo is sharing the spotlight with these young and upcoming artists. It shows just how much he cares about the culture

"Shorty so fine she gotta STOP RIGHT THERE" this line is gonna be living rent-free in my head for months

"So rich even my cheese is breaded, mozzarella sticks." These bars are DEEP fried.

That transition from the guard to Sheogorath is legendary

I love how all of his songs are so unironically good while also being hilarious

I love the callback to "Stupid ft Sanguine" where Sheo says "excuse me but I don't speak thot" and then in CRINGE, he says "Got Duolingo, started learning thot, so". Sheo the OG with the character development

"Toutious Sextius is sexting my wife!" Gold sentence to begin the album

This is the highest form of art

This isn't just Rock This is *High* Rock

Never in my fucking life have I seen a better lyric than "Dementia McDonald's, the beef is silly"

I love the fact that in FREAK, during the last chorus, you can actually hear the number of people saying "Get your freak on" decrease as Glarthir kills them one by one. It's the attention given to the little details that really make it top tier KZfaq content.

A new scroll had been discovered, and only Glarthir could translate its fire to us.

I love how the last track shows why he was wanted in the first one

The fact that this man took one sidequest from a game almost two decades old, gave it slightly more interesting narrative AND made it kind of a bop is beyond next level.

Imperial Guard turning to Sheogorath voice unlocked a new core memory

the "i'm a wood elf, the wish a bitch would elf, do it better than you bitches ever could elf" verse goes so hard for no reason

It's lyrics like "used a soul gem caught a different charge" that really do it for me, like it's such a fire lyric and it's entirely based in Oblivion's world

It was thanks to this album that I remembered that "powdered deer penis" is an actual line spoken in Oblivion. Pure soul.

I was not expecting POISON to go that hard, Weebam-Na really brought the secret sauce

From Sheogorath's album Zoom is nice to see him being understanding against all thots, "I be like excuse me, but i don't speek thot", in Stupid ft. Sanguine. Now we can see that he is even going so far as to pick up their language, "Got Duolingo, started learning thot", in Cringe ft. ??? Mad props to the mad king

Sheogorath coming back for a guest appearances made my day.

6:57 "Don't let Salmo get his bread, or he might be rich but we'll all be DEAD!" I'd read Salmo's page on the TES unofficial wiki. It comments that despite being a very popular baker, he's poor. Also he has AI packages that were supposed to let him bring bread to the local inns. A dev put in another AI package to prevent this presumably because of what happens if the player places bread into Salmo's inventory: he'll take the bread to the inn, take a bite of it, and the whole game will crash. Young Scrolls, I hope you're happy. I was driving the other day listening to Nutty when the lyric webbed together my memories of the TES wiki like 😮 and I am now Sheogorath touched like Glarthir.

I love how there is an actual story unfolding in Young Scrolls version of the elder scrolls universe and how each region and time has their own genre of music, that and how every character that makes an album is entirely in character throughout the entire album. There’s just so much to love.

NUTTY is the first and only studio album by Bosmer rapper Glarthir. It was published posthumously, as Glarthir disappeared and was declared dead some time after recording it. Critically acclaimed upon release, NUTTY is considered the first rap opera. Semi-autobiographical, the album's first track CRINGE depicts Glarthir discovering he is wanted for murder. After he is taken away at the end of this first track, the rest of the album reveals aspects of his past and ultimately the crime which he is being hunted for in CRINGE. This circular narrative has been noted for its resemblance to the Wheel; some reviewers believe Glarthir to be teaching others the secrets of CHIM through this structure, while others decry him as a would-be Sharmat.

Pretty sure there isn't anybody else out there doing anything even remotely similar to this concept. The concept is so smart and crafty but it's nothing without the insanely high quality lyrics that are created for the project. Every lyric feels canonical. The amount of game universe lore knowledge put in to every song and even every line is just insane. Just goes to show that the creator has such a deep love for the Elder Scrolls world and took it to levels never seen before in gaming or pop culture history. This is truly something transcendent and it just keeps getting better. Thank you, young scrolls.

I'm currently playing Oblivion for the first time. In my game, Toutius Sextius first claimed to me that he doesn't know Glarthir, only to gossip in Castle Skingrad with THREE people about Glarthir (he started the topic!). But in the evening, he talked with that High Elven farmer man outside the West Gate about Glarthir. And the High Elf replied IN THE SAME CONVERSATION with "did you know that if you murder someone, the Dark Brotherhood will come to you while you sleep?"!!! That was just a codeword! THEY PLAN TO MURDER POOR GLARTHIR TO JOIN THE DARK BROTHERHOOD! First Toutius Sextius tried to find allies in the court to murder him, but then he conspired with the Thalmor agent to murder a Bosmer! I pushed Toutius Sextius down the bridge on his way to Castle Skingrad (took me 20 minutes to do so), but not before showing him Glarthir's note, so he could know that his evil plans are unveiled!

Poison is one of the best pieces of sentence mixing I have ever heard on youtube. Absolutely legendary track. True bros never let bros forget the powdered deer penis.

The anticipation of young scrolls releasing bops without fail is the only reason I'm still alive

I'd pay 20 shmackaroos, 3 septims and 2 Cyrodillic dollars for this album, baby

When I was 10, Glarthir terrified me for some reason. Any time I'd make a new character, I would have my dad console kill Glarthir, something about him chasing you around Skingrad to zoom into his face was scary for me. I wonder what my younger self would think if I showed him this.

FREAK leading into CRINGE recontextualizes the entire album, absolute masterpiece

I swear Young Scrolls' lyricism is off the charts. Absolutely insane how it just gets better and better

"Used a soul gem, caught a different charge" Not even 60 seconds into the album and the wordplay is already scorching hot. Divines bless you, YS.

"Check your balance, you might want to tip the scales" is probably my favorite line.

“Dementia McDonald’s, the beef is silly” is such a raw line

Its insane how you havent lost your lyrical prowess one bit

I remember meeting Glarthir on the streets of Skingrad. While he was acting a bit crazy I knew that kid was gonna go far. Glad to see he got some therapy to get his anxiety under control. I just hope he continues to see the court healer so he can keep his mind sharp. Im worried he may end up like Kanye one day. The craziest ones are always the most talented.

"Got Duolingo, started learning thot" Holy shit, the Sheogorath character development is insane.

A month after hearing this, I'm still catching myself saying "20 schmackaroos, 3 septims, 2 Cyrodiilic dollars baby!" at random points throughout the day.

Literally should get a grammy

This makes me feel somewhat better about spending ~3 hours following Glarthir's suspects about

I can’t stop listening to poison, the beat is infectious. The “wish a bitch would” Elf.

Young Scrolls is unironically producing some of the best pop music of the modern era, and in so many different subgenres. He is a master of the modern musical archetype. The fact that he chose to use this gift on such a niche audience as Elder Scrolls fans is truly the blessing of a selfless artist who is devoted to his craft.

When the Imperial Guard came in, I knew it was a Certified Skingrad Classic™

02:15 - " *Got Duolingo, started learning thot* " In a million years i would never think of coming up with such hilarious lyrics, keep flexin' Young Sclongs, Sithis would be proud

Cringe is such a banger lmao it's criminal this album is not as popular

Yooo 3 Septims is a FUCKING banger. Found myself singing a backing track behind it while it was playing. Shit fuckin' SLAPS as the kids say.

This EP made me feel like I was in Cyrodiil in the 80s At this point I'm 99% convinced that young scrolls is a famous artist that's playing a joke on the world by anonymously making ES inspired music

"I'm a Wood Elf, the 'I wish a bitch would' Elf." absolutely amazing

absolutely enthralled by how good you got "schmackaroos" to sound

Weebam-Na needs his own album, it flowed so well with the most important bit

I like how Glarthir seems to have a decidedly more old-school sound than any of the other album protagonists (???), both beats-wise and in his flow.

FREAK is my favourite. I imagine Glarthir having a party with all of his suspects until his paranoia takes over, in which he goes all Cicero on them

"Used a soul gem, caught a different charge" KNOCKED ME OUT OF MY SEAT-

"Theres a reason why your mother calls me lip gloss" THIS FIRE COULD BURN A DUNMER

"check your balance you may want to tip the scales" is my favourite line ever oh my god

The lyricism in Poison is actual murder. Probably my favourite song you've made thus far

“You might die in the local pub, at the bottle of flin, it’s a coroner club.” That part was fire

This is unironically one of my favorite albums in the last 5 years

I remember watching glarthir perform live at skingrad castle, just before he got big. His music hits different after learning about everything he did 😢

I just noticed how the 'I'M FREEEEE' at the end cuts out, then at the start of the video it loops with the '-EEEEE' Truly, Glarthir's Nutty Tale is cyclical.

“Don’t let salmo get his bread or he might be rich and we’ll all be dead” literally crashes your game if you force bread into salmos inventory. Such attention to detail 🔥

The ending of "freak" is amazing, the chorus gets thinned out after every kill. Fucking brilliant.

It's so crazy how you're able to connect the lyrics with ingame lore references, like the Flin corner club thing, Dark brotherhood speakers and on the list goes. I'm really impressed, damn Glarthir is LIT

Fun fact, Nels, Dovesi, Neville and Matilde, were all so dedicated to this album that they actually died for the production of Freak.

Weebam-Na's verse was HUGE, absolute monster of an EP. The amount of effort and time you must put into these finding all the samples and cutting them/composing the instrumentals then stitching it all together must be unreal, forever greatful that you've decided to share these blessings with us YS

I love how at the end of FREAK he kills his friends then it loops perfect back to CRINGE which is about how he's wanted for a mass murder! 5Head

Imperial Guard is already throwing bangers just like he throws criminal in jail for his first collab

“so rich that even my cheese is breaded-mozzarella sticks” 🔥🔥💯💯

"Toutius Sextius is sexting my wife" nearly killed me. Blessings of Arkay upon you, you're a genius

This is blowing my fuckin mind right now!! • Glarthir and "???" meeting up (makes perfect sense) • The origin of his paranoia in 3 septims • The Whodunit reference at the end • The fact the whole video loops... so as he says he's free, it loops right back in, keeping him trapped I'm weak to fire and this whole album requires 100 destruction to cast. Dude you're a genius.

Man, POISON really hits hard. Another freaking masterpiece, King!

This is actual art. Lyrics rich with play on words, in world references, rhymes that never leave your head and not to mention the production quality is unreal. This is the closest Young Scrolls may ever come to perfecting his craft but I hope he only improves. I am truly astounded by how incredible this is

The fact that Sheogorath is a guest star just like Baurus was in Saint lead's me to believe that come next album we'll see Jiub guest star in a song, and Glarthir in the album immediately fallowing that. There's a noticeable pattern here, the question is whether-or-not it will hold through.

I’m thinking chronologically speaking the 2nd track is actually the first in the timeline. He seems to make a deal for money which drives him insane. In the 5th track he turns into the murder that appears in the wanted posters in the 1st track. The 1st track is actually the last in the timeline. This is why when he says “I’M FREEEEEEE!” at the end, it carries over to the first track, because the story transitions from the 5th to the 1st track, then ends.

Young Scrolls never disappoints

Slowly melding the guard's voice into Sheogoraths was beautiful.

Weebam-Na verses and choruses in Poison are so addictive

I love the implication of the beginning and ending bits being that this EP plays on a loop in Glarthir's head.

“You’re acting cringe” I love you man hahaha

Ahhh I just realized Sheogorath cutting in during 'Cringe' implies a happier ending! Instead of getting cut down by the guard, he's coming with Sheo to the Shivering Isles. Awww 😁 I always felt bad for Glarthir. he just needed to live in Dementia

"Skingrad city murderer still at large, used a soul gem, caught a different charge" has been on my mind since I heard it. Great EP as always, it baffles me that you use such high tier writing skills on elder scrolls sentence mixing lmao

Poison is unironically the most fire banger I've heard this year and it's a parody song. How is this possible?

"dementia McDonald's, the beef is silly" had me screaming 😂

conceptually and lyrically your best yet. 'kiss you on your mouth if you think we straight, boy' is 100 times a harder bar than it has any right to be

The fact that you turned "Whodunit" into an absolute bop is proof of your artistry

I haven't even listened and already know it's a banger

"The dawn might be mythic" "It's a coroner club" HOLY CRAP, actual fire. I've love YS since Dagothwave. So good. I don't even like rap or hip hop but these are so good.

My wife and I have had 3 SEPTIMS stuck in our head ALL WEEK, it’s such a good fucking song and a hell of an ear worm!!! We also sing “Cringe” constantly 😂

The music and lyrics are fire as always, but I'm honestly impressed more than anything by the narrative Young Scrolls put together for this EP: CRINGE: Glarthir is "framed" for mass murder and taken to the Shivering Isles 3 SEPTIMS: Glarthir makes a deal with a "mage" for wealth, but is cursed with Paranoia (I think the mage is probably Sheo in disguise as well, especially because you can lowkey hear "RUNNING IN CIRCLES" in parts of the bassline and this is exactly the kind of prank he pulls in the lore) WATCH OUT!!!: Glarthir tries to get the word out about Daedric Princes and their meddling (after his experience with Sheo) but is brushed off as being paranoid, probably because at this point he is also genuinely paranoid from his curse POISON: not too sure how this fits in to the story tbh, but worth it for the POW-POW-POWDERED DEER PENIS FREAK: Glarthir actually COMMITS the mass murder, and the EP loops back to track 1, where it becomes evident he wasn't really "framed" after all I honestly think the story here starts with Track 2, the only track where he's sane (at the start, anyway)

I got a feeling 3 septims is actually Glarthir's backstory. He was poor and he went to a mage, asking for riches. Mage gave him what he wanted, but warned about price. Glarthir get everything he wanted from life: money, women, etc. but as a price he started to develop paranoidal schizophrenia about everyone trying to take his wealth from him. Also. Lil Sheo appearing and saying he will take him and looped ending/begining could suggest whole album happens in Shivering Isles, Glarthir is reliving his life's experience over and over again as punishment/reward.

Do you like Young Scrolls? Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Zoom came out in '18, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Young Scrolls has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor. In '22, Young Scrolls released this, NUTTY, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "WATCH OUT", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself.

The 'Singrad' part is pretty cool, if you know what 'grad' means in the Slavic languages. Grad just means 'city', so he called it, 'Sin City', which could also be a reference to that movie and world.

Days later and I still can't believe how good this album is. I know it's Young Scrolls and all but he blows it out of the water every time.