Gloria’s past life as a firing squad - taxi driving - supermodel - small town - pageant winning - ventriloquist - gun wielding -knife wielding person ,is just the best plot of the show

Gloria’s previous life as a badass gun slinging cab driver from Colombia is one of the best running jokes in sit com history.

It's a crime how there wasn't a single episode in Colombia

“I might have exaggerated a little bit but I do that all the time. Colombia actually is a very normal place.”

I wish it ended with her saying "colombia is actually pretty normal"

"I am the cousin" is my favourite, Sofia's delivery is just amazing

I'd like to call her the "Settled Femme Fatale" trope because well she has a lot of secrets and could probably kill you but won't cuz of the whole new life, new me thing she got going on for herself and her family.

"Confronting the devil in all his forms" I love how she said that so confidently 😂

I love Manny's line. "Here we go with the village..." Lmao.

The way she speaks about her life in colombia is the same way I speak about my life in México whenever I visit my family in the USA

The “bad cousin who teaches you things” bit always makes me laugh because in a large Greek family I definitely had *that* cousin who was an absolute hooligan, albeit a total badass when they were younger. I didn’t have older siblings so she was the closest persin to teach me some street smarts. It’s always fun to watch this ep when a bunch of my family so we can all side-eye at that cousin, who like Gloria, once she settled down and got married is now less of a hooligan but still a bad ass cousin who is definitely the person to call at 2am when you need to bury a body.

“The exotic stranger who just popped into our lives out of nowhere? I’ve had my suspicions about her for years.” Strangely the most lucid statement Luke ever gave.

Jay's reaction always priceless lol

Gloria's chaotic backstory is exactly how my alter ego would live

"I am the cousin..." 🤣🤣🤣

"Confronting the devil in all his forms. 😀" Always gets me! 😂

Gloria: "I come from a neighborhood with a lot of prostitutes."

I want a prequel spin-off about Gloria's life before meeting Jay.

“ what I can’t know street value” 😂😂😂

As someone from Barranquilla myself, who happens to be one of the biggest and most developed cities in Colombia, I don't know if I should feel offended or laugh my ass off because this shit is hilarious 🤣🤣

"Do you know what a doll is in my village? An apple on a fork."

In my village if you didn't have one of these you couldn't call yourself a drog lord. 💀

"confronting the demon in all of his forms 😌" a true queen 👸

She had the best one-liners of the show, and Sofia Vergara's delivery was also always spot on .

the "I am the cousin" made me lol so hard. Also her favorite hobbie being "confronting the devil" gives Morticia vibes and I love it

6:47 "Mrs Rivera's still alive" had me dying 🤣

2:38 "Gun to my head: Cheddar, Swiss, Gouda" ""As someone who has actually had a gun to her head, cheese is not what they're going to ask about."" 😂😂🤣🤣 I actually laughed out loud irl way to hard at this line lmao 😆😂

She's a perfect example of "beautiful" people who can get anything and get away with anything .

The combo of Gloria's stories and Jay's reactions are the greatest comedy on the show😂

Jay's face in the interviews when she tells her stories is priceless

"Either you work this out or you kill each other " The only thing I relate too

1:49 killed me. I was expecting the mother to be hiding something. At the very least a gun. But Gloria's exclamation! I'm wheezing!

I love when tv shows just pick a character and decide to constantly have offhand one line references to their insane past (think Andy Bernard, Phoebe Buffay, Robin Scherbatzky)

My Latin American family would get scandalized about the stories they hear about the US and wondered why we'd live somewhere so dangerous. Perspective.

I love how her accent completely vanished when she said, "confronting the devil in all it's forms"lol

Sometimes, watching the episode of Phil being afraid of Gloria makes me wonder how far back they had this episode or something similar planned. Unless that younger Luke is a different actor

As a Filipino, this is somewhat relatable

Gloria reminds me of how Faust lost his soul," please stay, thou art so fair."

‘Is there paperwork or something that proves this’ 😂

I mean if my math is right, she grew up in Escobar's Colombia. Not surprised she can handle herself.

By far she and Phil Dunphy were my FAVOURITE characters! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😭

Gloria has the traits of an action film main character that now wants a normal life.

3:16 it's cute how Mitch reacted to Gloria's "doll" 😔💗

"The Gloria Ramirezing" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Sofia I knew of since I was a child but Ed O'Neill became my tv dad. Had never really seen him act before and this show cemented him as one of my favorite of all time. God I will cry when he passes

Love how gloria dad is look like a lot Jay

Gloria was basically just a long audition for Vergara to play Griselda

Her deliveries tho 😂

"I am the cousin" i can relate to this 😂

It’s crazy how they revealed that Gloria was actually an undercover hitman hiding in plain sight

I would love a spin off for Gloria‘s past, Sofia still looks so young, so she could even play her

I would listen to a 1000hr long podcast of Gloria talking about herself in Colombia - why isn't that a thing yet???

"As someone who has actually had a gun to her head, cheese is not what they're going to ask about."

“I have time for one of my old hobbies, confronting the devil in all his forms”

I want them to make a young sheldon type of show about gloria

My goal in life is to be a turkish Gloria. I mean, the backstory and family history is there!

"Which cousin was this" "... I am the cousin" 😂😂😂😂

"Papa was so handsome" 🤣🤣

As a Filipino, 5:55 resonated a lot with me.

Manny saying “Here we go with the village” always cracks me up 😂 Manny is AMERICANIZED 😂

5:46 Jay's reaction to that was just too great XD

I love Gloria with all my heart. I am also happy that this bond made me meet Sofia.

“I am the cousin” iconic 😂😂

I love how she talks about the emerald mine while wearing green stones

gloria is the main character, the ringleader we all need to take down the ignorant fools

"How my mother handled my two brothers. It's either, you two work this out (stabs two knives into the table) or you kill each other!"

''I have time for one of my old hobbies. Confronting the devil on all his forms :D'' The casual smile is taking me OUT

Seriously... her accent is not that bad. I can fully understand her.

“confronting the devil in all his forms 😁”

Gloria is GLORIOUS. Chant with me y’all

She carried this show on her back

Gloria should’ve had a spin-off with her past life in Colombia

I have to say I feel bad for her Her tough past made her stronger but she didn't have to go through that hell At least she found a good family at the end

No cause her chaotic reveals of her past reminds me of whenever my dad reveals anything about his life in Honduras

1:43 is by far one of my favourite moments on the show. always make me laugh hysterically

Gloria’s taste in cars in timeless. A Corishe will always be a beautiful car.

In the first scene I was like who’s this young guy Phil is talking to then as soon as he spoke I was like shit that’s luke.

6:00 how every hispanic parents deal with kids fighting

"Are you aware that a remarkable number of your stories end with a family member being carried off by a giant bird?"

In an alternate universe, Gloria Delgado and Alexis Rose met and outsmarted an entire cartel in Colombia.

as a colombian myself this is accurate

"I am the cousin" ☠☠

Sure these jokes are funny but being raised by a filipina mom, Gloria knowing street market value of heroin hits close to home 🤣.

Someone should take this clip and use it as a template for Gloria's prequel series

0:58 is my fav moment ever 😭😭 “I am the cousin..”

Were we can lie and lie and lie and lie without feeling once ounce of guilt. "You don´t lie to me though, do you?" "NEVER".....LOL

1:10 Gloria’s delivery on “I am the cousin” is just hysterical!

😭😭😭 “after the third time moving the party inside”

3:30 Precise moment that the showrunners of Griselda were absolutely convinced that Sofia Vergara could convincingly play a drug lord.

You never lie to me though, do you? NEVER 🤣🤣🤣

That doll looks like Gargamel 🤣 Love Gloria more & more ❤

She is hilarious!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

omg Haley’s face in that last part 😭

This is one of my favourite sitcom stable. Every sitcom has that one character.

"Here we go with the village" lol 😂

“.. I have time for one of my old hobbies - confronting the devil in all his forms.” 🤭

“As someone who’s actually had a gun to her head, cheese is not what they ask about” 🤣🤣

I haven't reached the end of the series yet and I loved it so much that I don't want it to end. But if it starts again, I sit and watch it every day.

1:45 imagine the plot twist if we find out one she's got a hot american accent

Gloria had and has a very colorful and eventful up bringing