This is of course a filk based on the character of Glurp, played by Patrick Loller on Ships of the Northern Fleet. It was a hidden track on my album "I Want a Refund"...so well hidden that I don't think anyone found it? Anyway, you can now get a free MP3 of that and two more songs by joining my mailing list on sunday.band !
Also, you can join my Patreon at / sr510 if you like this sort of thing and want to make it possible for me to do more of it. :-)