Chat is pulling a monkey% speedrun strat right there

moankey

That's some DougDoug levels of trickery, I approve

besides the fact that it was a different pronunciation and chat is once again showing their deprevedness

i saw this before watching and i have to say WHAT

I mean he chose it because he could only drive drunk but yeah good point

Beer ain't real alcohol tbh

​@@Mer_Lover. Nah, it has a good enough alcoholic content to get you drunk. Plus it's the only one I can stand the taste of so it's alcohol enough for me. For context, my opinion is formed because I just dislike the taste of the alcohol itself. It's terrible and I don't get how you people can stand it, makes me want to puke the moment it touches the tongue. The only point of alcohol is the fact that it's alcoholic and alcoholic things give you a cool status effect; Why bother with it being more or less alcoholic? The more alcoholic it is the more of a reason you should take a damn break from drinking, you don't need stuff like vodka if you take a tolerance break instead of being an addict loser. Beer is fine enough if you want to get drunk and the taste of the drink hides the taste of the alcohol (though if you, say, mix in mtn dew in a 1:1 ratio with some Budweiser, you can make the beer itself actually taste good thanks to the absurd sugar and etc flavoring in a dew) I can stand the poor taste of beer as it's not as bad as the taste of its lower alcohol content and thus hides the alcohol from my taste buds, combine that with my extremely low alcohol tolerance and desire to not waste money on pointless things because I'm a utilitarian and don't see the point of the fancier stuff if it all gets you drunk the same and the only reason it couldn't is because you've built up a tolerance because of addiction. To me, beer is the best alcohol out of them; it's cheap, poor taste that's atleast bearable, and you can't taste the alcohol. Theres no reason to buy anything harder except if you're trying to hurt yourself, at that point spend the money on therapy. I do want to try a stout sometime though, it's a type of beer so I'm more open to it especially because I hear it tastes nicer! Maybe I'll get to enjoy the journey instead of the destination. Sidenote, I respect wine drinkers. Not for me since I can taste the alcohol but I do get it; the... "spice" goes well with the sweetness from the fruit. Don't really know what to call the taste of alcohol other than "weird spice", but yeah, I still dislike the drink but full cheers to people who enjoy wine I can atleast understand the flavor profile. Otherwise, every other alcohol I've tried I hold in disdain and disgust. Free world so do what you love and love what you do but I'd love being waterboarded in La Croiqx more than I would drinking vodka or whiskey... Jack Daniels tastes like ass, and it's supposed to be one of the "finer" whiskeys? Terrible.

​@@Mer_Lover.Light beers maybe, but there are plenty of beers that are stronger than wines like double IPA and such.

@@Mer_Lover. all you’re saying right now is that you have a problem

smh not even enough effort to draw a circle png

Can’t even have a circle in this community

​@@Capiosus😢

​@@slimsadie6491Yeah. Frankly ridiculous. Might have to strike.

I cannot BELIEVE you DIED

What being terminally online does to a mfer.

Same

Only REAL gamers can live up to that

i read this as lactated. im unhappy now

@@kelpstorm he would love that too tbh

Amen brother!

Amen brother!

Amen brother!

Amen brother!

Amen brother!

Proud to say I'm the dude who suggested the touch grass square and its totally fucked him in both of these Bingors. Charborgs aversion to grass supersedes all other survival instincts.

Check the History teacher’s office.

It’s Rural Kentucky in the 80s-90s soooooo

i fully agree :D and as a fellow card 2er, congratulations brother >:)

Sad but interesting

rogniB

more like bore:ragnarok

More like morb: rogniBok

MORBIOUS AND ROGNIBOK CROSSOVER????

what’s better than three beers? three beers and car keys

@@isoknight0728 throw in a copy of fallout 4 nuba world DLC and you got a deal

@@isoknight0728 damn right brother

⁠@@isoknight0728hear me out.. an entire case of beers and car keys

Unfortunately there's only one beer left, rappers screaming all in our ears like we're deaf

A tragedy, really

Wdym

Self-destructive purge is not on the list this time :( ​@@CreepyTheCrayons

​@@CreepyTheCrayons probably a reference to eddie dermis who wanted to go to prunecon

I like to imagine he was going to rockcon but since he only made it down the street he didn't feel the need to bring it up yet as it was more about the journey than the destination

hell yeah

hell na

let's go

you posted this 1 minute after posting. you must have been pooping yourself before this video smh

Heaven yes

Real

Hello Mr. Cheems

Did he eat bugs though

OMG YOURE RIGHT!! I GOT SCAMMED!!

2ers are just cooler thats why

No his overlay was on, he pooped on the ground, or well i should say, he pressed the button to poop (im bad at explaining)

Lmaoooooo, dats what yall get for choosing one of the worse numbera

at what time? cause when he shits after passing out, he clearly stated that he clicked "shit without paper" which is removing pants, shitting, pulling them back up.

The music really made it tense.

*sitcom laugh track*

😐