Godzilla was distributing ass whoopins globally, those hands was rated E for everyone 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Godzilla giving Kong a suplex off the top of the Giza Pyramid is one of the greatest moments in cinema. Full price all day

Kong beating up the big monkeys with the little monkey was the greatest thing I've ever seen. 😂

I love that Kong using Baby Kong as a weapon my theater burst out laughing at that scene 😂

Kong using the "Calm Down, dude" hand gesture from Jurassic World xD

I noticed that Godzilla was incredibly pissed off the entire movie, not even just with Kong. He was on 10 the whole movie laying ass whoopings all around🤣

The way The Skar King rode on that ice dinosaur was full of the exaggerated swagger of a gigantic primate

Godzilla: BRING YO ASS HERE BOY Kong: 😮 wait let me tell u something, LET ME TELL U SOMETHING, LET ME TELL U SOMETHING

Godzilla charged into Kong like a disgruntled wife charging into her cheating husband trying to explain himself.

The Audience clapped from genuine enjoyment at the end of my viewing.

I love it when the trailer trying to sell kid kong cuteness but in the movie that kid is a menace and kong yeet that brat to his enemies😂

Godzilla: How many times do I have to teach you this lesson, old man!

To be fair the IWI tribe wasn’t just “thrown in” this movie. It’s the same tribe that was in Skull Island. They didn’t speak in that film either. This tribe has always been associated with Kong. Despite GxK being silly Adam Wingard did a decent job of honoring and connecting the lore from previous MonsterVerse films.

Lol, Kong is literally putting his hands up to tell Zilla "Bro, we've got an issue!" & Kong looks behind him.

Kong should get an Academy award for his performance in this movie. His story and behavior has always been very intriguing, tragic and full of emotions.

Japan eventually had Godzilla doin flying drop kicks and stuff lol

Bro I LOVE this adaptation of Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze

She knew the language already cause she was studying it because her daughter came from the same tribe. They did explain this. Also they didn’t leave hollow earth for the power arm it was in the outpost in hollow earth.

Kong doing the hand thing like Godzilla was a Velociraptor was good😂

You know...the director, Adam Wingard basically said, "Why CAN'T A big ape and a big lizard be characters?" It's a film so it utilizes every art form. Just because they're CGI and don't "speak", doesn't mean they aren't characters.

This whole Godzilla Minus One and Monsterverse Godzilla Civil War that’s been going for a while is just ridiculous. For the last 70 years, Godzilla is the most versatile character ever created. From being a force of destruction to being a hero who fights monsters. Hell, the Showa era built the foundation of Godzilla because of him fighting other monsters. I’m sure most of you people enjoyed the Monsterverse years ago, but because one movie won an Oscar and deservingly so, now you wanna act like you’re “TOO GOOD” for this? It just feeds into the same tribal BS from people on social media who wanna act like they know what is or isn’t considered “GOOD CINEMA”. It’s annoying and infuriating.

This movie was a blast! It's everything fans have been demanding, especially Showa fans, we knew most critics would be sour on it before the first trailer dropped, and we don't care! Even the human plot is a nod to Mothra vs. Godzilla fans. I hope the director gets to complete his trilogy. Give us ALIENS!

It's amazing seeing how Godzilla and Kong reacts to other monsters and how they interact with each other and everything around them especially in the hollow earth. Also seeing Godzilla Mothra and king Kong for the first time in a movie together is Kaiju history.

Godzilla did say to Kong to never pull up again.

Kong be like: POCKET SAND!

People won’t give this film credit, but there was a lot of just non dialogue in the film, and you had to figure out what was going on based on their grunts and mannerisms, which was easy enough, but it was nice to not have a human come in and explain what was happening with the conversations

I like that Godzilla gets no character development. Because his character is he fights other giant monsters and then goes back into the ocean. There's no identity crisis there.

All that's left for the modern Godzilla movies to do is have aliens show up with a space monster.

My 20 year old son is a huge fan. He’s been watching since he was 3. He loved every minute of it. Smiled through the whole movie. Has watched all the monarch series.

the only thing that can calm down a raging godzilla: him simping

To be fair, Rebecca Hall's character would be able to read those ancient texts easily because it's the same tribe as her adopted daughter and the same tribe that was on Skull Island with Kong. So she would have studied the language to better understand Kong and that culture

In the end Kong adopted a son and a more powerful partner .Big G just takes over the Roman Coliseum .

I think Korey and Martin forgot that the lost tribe were an offshoot from the tribe on Skull Island.

The way corey say "munsters" instead of monsters, is hilarious.

The minute he got the gauntlet I thought that song The Power by Snap was gonna play.

Yall nailed it with the Action figure analogy hahaha Def 1of those movies that once u get home you wanna get out the Godzilla Figures & Make Em Fight Loll. All the monster scenes with no dialogue reminded me of some classic Showa Godzilla films had a fun time. I love how Godzilla films have always gone from Dramatically Deep to Some Goofy Dumb Fun whether it be the original Gojira to final wars, or people who saw Minus One now watching this lmao good times

Those "silly" monster shows and movies have heart and soul like rarely any CGI ever came close too.

I gotta admit, I'm glad that everyone is enjoying the movie, but it does bug me that so many reviewers are calling it dumb. It's not dumb. I had seen many reviews before going see the film and I kept waiting for something dumb to happen but it never did. There wasn't a single thing in this movie that didn't make sense within the context of the Monsterverse.

Godzilla is THE definition of ON SIGHT!!😂😂

I really don't understand why some people get upset when reviewers/critics don't like the movies they like. I had a lot of fun with this movie and thought it was great and the fact that Korey and Martin don't share my opinion doesn't bother me at all

"The evil version of Lanky Kong" AHAHAHA

im glad we live in a time where we can get two drastically different godzilla movies, one critically acclaimed, and the other just a good ol fashioned kaiju fighting movie.

Godzilla said: I TOLD YOU, ON SITE🗣️🗣️

How is there too many sub plots? The humans go there to help kong, they find the surviving iwi, which deals with jia. Thats ALL it is. Thats not THAT Much

Godzilla suplexes Kong over one of the Pyramids of Giza… and you wonder how this movie got an A- cinema score lol. I mean what more can you ask for?😂 Now all we need is for Kong and Godzilla to have an actual conversation with each other next film. Just a good old sit down and chat.

I'm tired of movie critics that use the same criteria to judge a movie whether its an arthouse Oscar contender versus a movie that's meant for mass appeal. That like comparing a 12 course tasting menu at a fine dining experience versus ordering a combo meal at a drive thru McDonalds. They are two completely different experiences and should be judged differently. I watched GxK New Empire this past Thursday on IMAX because I wanted to see kaiju battle and stomp each other. At the same time, I also enjoyed Godzilla Minus One last year.

To be fair to the movie, they explain pretty much everything in the movie. Well, aside from why Skar King got the kongs pushing rocks. 😂

I'm fully ready for the next Monsterverse film to embrace a style like Tartakovsky's Primal, barely any dialogue and yet, insanely emotional storylines and pure gonzo action scenes.

WOOOOOOOOWWWWW!!!!! I REMEMBER THIS GUY!!!! HE WAS ON A MOVIE REVIEW CHANNEL THAT WAS A CARTOON. THERE WAS A ROBOT HEAD, A FAT DUDE & THIS DUDE!!! I HAVENT THOUGHT OF THAT SINCE MIDDLE SCHOOL, wow truly a blast from the past. Glad to see you doing well brother 👍🏾 I LOVED the new empire. Solid 9/10 for me ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

I’m glad I’m not the only one who was thinking of Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong.

I saw this in 4DX and it was one of the greatest cinematic experiences I’ve ever had. Imagine riding the Kong attraction at Universal for 2 hours with better 3D more comfortable seats and a HYPE audience.

Godzilla: how many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man???

People say this movie did too much, but I think it did too little. Godzilla’s new form and Kong’s glove weren’t utilized as much as they should have, and the monsters, while plentiful, were shockingly brief.

Its fascinating how WB spend millions trying to make a serious godzilla movie and 10 years later they made Godzilla vs kong and this one, like they gave up and then comes Minus One with a budget of 20 mil and wins an oscar XD

This film is the quintessential “dude…it’s” movie. When someone criticizes the film, just say “dude…it’s [insert film title] and you’ll win the argument 😂

Kong had his hand up at Godzilla like: Bro me being up here is just a prank, it’s a prank bro!

What was sad is after seeing all the other chimps and half-bred chimps, we learn why the villain is called Scar King.

mad respect Rebecca Hall. She does films like this to fund her smaller produced genre films. Educate yourself on those films. Fantastic

Just wanted to point out that because of this movie, we all speak Kaiju. We all understood everything they were grunting and growling. 😂

It's everything i wanted a batsht Kaiju brawl with a solid story.

Skar King be like “King Kong Ain’t Got S**T on me!”

It’s crazy how often they dunk on the 98 Godzilla movie and have never seen the movie where the OG Godzilla kicks his ass in under 30s…to Sum41

The bit with the Kaijus destroying world monuments and Godzilla not wanting to mess with Christ the Redeemer should be a youtube shorts highlight from this review lol

Godzilla and King Kong like Roddy Piper and Keith David in They Live… fighting before they team up lol

This movie was far far far more entertaining then Artack of the clones Martin. Your inner child may have died.

Evil Ape was running a Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom Slave Mine. And Kong bursts in and starts beating up Thugee guards like Indy.

G-daddy was like…”I told you next time I see you, it’s on site. I can show you better than I can tell you.” LOL😂

When going to the most dangerous place on Earth (filled with millions of giant carnivorous beasts)...be sure your team of 5 has 1 fat old man with a gun to protect you. (sarcasm)

Godzilla suplexed Kong's ass like he was Kurt Angle 😆

Martin's comment about how this sounded like it was written by a teenager for his autistic little brother made me die laughing

I will immediately watch any DT video with a thumbnail of Martin facepalming 😂

Kong was like : “Godzilla. Chill bro!”

See the problem is that Warner Brothers try to make a serious Godzilla movie and in a way it failed because American audience wanted more Godzilla and according to critics and audience, they wanted more Godzilla now they gave them that in king of the monsters, but again the audience didn’t Like the characters and also listen, be honest, the whole fighting at night stuff was not helping The last four movies 14:16 , both audience and critics agree aThe human parts were the the worst part, so they just focus more on the monsters now doing monster shit I believe the reason Japan and Toho are able to make their human characters, relatable or good is because Godzilla is their a baby but also Godzilla is supposed to be a metaphor for things that actually happened to them in their history but yet again, Godzilla has proven that you could go in either direction just through his history alone even before these American movies, Godzilla was doing some crazy shit we had Godzilla movies with time travel, Godzilla, fighting aliens, Godzilla teaming up which was basically the power rangers magazord I think let the Japanese make the series Godzilla movies because clearly they’re good at it let us make the high budget Godzilla movies of the 70s and 80s. It’s a win-win scenario if they don’t like the goofy stuff that’s great that Japan give them the serious stuff and some people like, the goofy stuff that’s great too if you like both, you just hit the jackpot as a Godzilla fan

What I have learned after seeing these franchises make more movies is that at the end of the day it’s for the kids. Like seeing how excited the kids got in the theater with their plush toys warms my heart. Cause I remember being there too. They will keep the franchise going for another 70yrs

The best way I could describe this film is "If a Conan the Barbarian story was told using giant monsters." All the stuff with Kong looked like something straight out of a fantasy story, and I loved every second of it.

I love how wild and crazy this movie is

Well, I had fun! I thought it was a good time. I wasn't looking for fine cinema, I was the for spectacle and entertainment and that's exactly what I got. I knew what I was paying for and I got exactly what I paid for. It's a monster movie. Not a Godzilla Minus One, more like a Godzilla versus Mecha Godzilla. There were multiple eras in the Godzilla universe and people need to accept that. Sometimes they're serious, sometimes they're thoughtful, and sometimes they're just fun. This is the latter. If you're a fan that embraces the totality of Godzilla, you'll enjoy yourself, probably a lot. I enjoyed it, my nephew had a blast, and the group of people behind me that stuck around to see if there was a post-credit scene (the wasn't, by the way, so you can leave as soon as the credits roll), loved it, too. And also, I was REALLY happy to see that Kong found his people. It was a little sad to think that he would live out the rest of his days in solitude. Now, he's not alone.

Im glad i found this channel. Yall hilarious, and i need reviews with comedic commentary 😂

I just find all this funny most of the bitching about the other Monsterverse movies outside of Skull Island was that they weren't fun enough and didn't have enough fun monster action. So they altered course with Godzilla vs Kong now some are bitching they want the darker more serious element back lol.

The fans get it... I loved it😌😁

A Korey & Martin review! That sweet, sweet, classic chemistry.

Kids playing with their toys was the best analogy. The first thing I thought when i saw shimo was, I want the collectible figure NOW!😂

It's a Kaiju movie, not shakespeare. If Martin is in search of something with more substance, I suggest watching Patrick Stewarts movie "Macbeth" it's awesome and on KZfaq! For me, this is a GREAT movie!!!! Kaiju fans were given a treat!!! Regarding the tribes, they are part of Godzilla canon. As Kaiju fans know, Mothra is the protector of the tribal people and it is the tribe that awakens Mothra to help. In Kaiju culture, Mothra is accompanied by the Shobijin, which are tribal fairies. She is massively popular in Japan so makes sense to include her in this film. True Kaiju fans actually teared up when we saw her, as I did. But if you're not into Kaiju lore like Martin, it's understandable why you don't get it.

Kong has the Infinity Gauntet and Stormbreaker!!!

Love you guys! I’m about to watch the movie for the second time in a few hours

We reached the level of campiness and I'm here for it.

Scar King has the chimps moving the rocks to keep redirecting the lava flow to keep the Ice Titan in check.

There’s this one scene in Cairo where we see Kong just walking that I found really cool. Then we see Godzilla take a pool dive to the ocean and I thought that was cool. The scene in Rio when the beach water turned into ice because Shimo was coming was very cool too. It’s basically similar to another scene in the new Ghostbusters movie. Did you notice when we see Godzilla ready to face Kong in Cairo that Godzilla was much slimmer than he was in the earlier scenes before he got the pink dorsal plates? The earlier scenes, he was still the same size and color as he was in the 2019/2021 films even though we see him jump high and come down like a raptor. It’s like he went through some Weight Watchers or Jenny Craig because he was getting ready for his running scene. Godzilla performs a SUPLEX to Kong. 😂 That’s the level of smart writing this movie has. Godzilla seems very ungrateful. Like hey man, thanks for saving me from Mechagodzilla. Instead, he went straight for the fight. It’s Big G’s way of saying hello or thanks to Kong. I did giggle when Godzilla performs a suplex knowing he has shorter arms and smaller hands. You can tell though that the giant apes really have no shot against the giant lizard dinosaurs with stuff coming out of their mouths. Godzilla and Shimo are just so much bigger and stronger than the two apes. Kong punches Godzilla several times with the BEAST glove and Godzilla isn’t knocked out cold at all. But the real fun was seeing Shimo grab Kong and twirl him around. All the giant apes have are weapons to use against the giant lizards which the giant lizards can easily break. Now Grace Randolph ranked her favorite kaijus and isn’t into this Godzilla stuff. She even chose Kong over Godzilla in the 2021 movie because Kong went (and died) in NY and she’s from there. But Grace surprisingly picked Shimo as her favorite kaiju from this movie. Shimo is definitely a big girl. Her longer length and height over Godzilla was very obvious. But I guess she’s a good girl all along if she wasn’t enchanted by Skar King. Perhaps the disappointment from Skar King was he wasn’t as badass as people thought he would be from the trailers. The ending with Suko smashing that ice blade thing gave similar vibes to Arya killing the Night King. It felt like a cheap ending. Skar King should’ve won at least one fight against Kong and maybe knock out Godzilla even once. But Godzilla easily handled that whip he had and broke it. Skar King really had no shot once Shimo got out of her trance. Then he still had Mothra, Queen of the Monsters, to worry about. That’s 1 vs. 3 in Rio and Skar King is the smallest among that four and with a broken weapon thanks to Godzilla. There are only two things Godzilla does in these MV movies. Fighting or sleeping. I don’t even see him eat like Kong does. Man, these kaijus really have no concern for human life aka collateral damage. Kong needs to go back to Hollow Earth and Godzilla needs to join him. MV Godzilla is supposed to protect Earth but then thousands of people will die in Rome, Cairo, and Rio by just taking walks around those cities. Like damn, dudes. F you two! Go somewhere else and fight over there. 😂 It was a fun movie at least towards the end. But the disappointment comes from maybe Skar King not being menacing enough. The fight scenes weren’t all that. Very little time for Tiamat. Godzilla being secondary again to Kong for screen time which wasn’t surprising since he’s hardly shown in his own movies. Maybe 10-15 minutes tops? And the cheap finale with Suko doing an Arya. If we do get more MonsterVerse movies with more dumb kaijus beating the living shit out of each other, I would love to see the bond Kong has with Shimo. I didn’t expect them to join forces in the final scene. That’s the only surprising thing I saw. I thought Shimo would go on her own somewhere else. Kong and Shimo alliance was not something I expected to see at the end. Godzilla seems to be more of an asshole when it comes to team ups and making alliances unless it’s with Mothra. He’s the loner who only sleeps and fights. The only way Kong could defeat Godzilla in a fight is to grab a supersized Stormbreaker and aim for the head. That’s it. Even punches to the face with a BEAST glove didn’t knock down Godzilla unconsciously. Not that Godzilla is UNKILLABLE. We’ve had several versions of Godzillas and he’s lost fights and has been killed before in his movies. But this MV Godzilla seems very difficult to beat. I wish MonsterVerse teamed up with McDonald’s and make Happy Meal toys for the kaijus in this movie. Did you see the toys of Godzilla and Kong in this movie? Brian Tyree Henry’s character had one of Kong hanging and another one for Godzilla but seen from behind while recording his podcast. That’s a nice touch like seeing the Minus One crew hold a Minus One Godzilla toy while receiving their Oscars. That’s part of the allure of Godzilla: TOYS. Kong looks like Harry in Harry and the Hendersons. The 1987 movie and the short-lived sitcom of Harry and the Hendersons from the early 90s. Kong looks so cuddly in this movie that it makes me want to hug him if he was shrunken to a normal sized gorilla and not the 337 feet he is where his hands would just crush me if he closed them. I would still buy a toy of Skar King even though the writers gave him a cheap death scene as if he was a red shirt in Star Trek. I mean, c’mon, Shimo loses her trance and then freezes SK after Godzilla hit SK like a baseball ⚾️ with his tail that Kong pitched/kicked to him. The fight became lopsided once Shimo was out of her spell. This was spoiled in the final trailer. Kong already had SK by the neck with his BEAST glove before Shimo froze him. SK looks so cool from the trailers and walks like he’s Tupac but then gets the weakest ending and death scene. Where was the huge threat from SK? And his army was getting stopped by Mothra in that floating / no gravity scene. Seemed like nothing was ever at stake. He couldn’t even beat Kong after he injured his left hand. I would be down for a prequel series of Skar King on Apple TV+ and watching him kill people and other apes. They did Skar King wrong here. I really wish I got more out of Shimo but she got relegated to being Skar King’s Rancor for most of this movie. His pet slave. She’s also like Yoshi where you can just ride on her back. A horse lizard. It’s Donkey Kong riding on the back of a White Yoshi and with Diddy Kong (Suko) on the shoulder of Donkey Kong. Nintendo!! Woo-hoo! I would still get a toy of Shimo. Maybe a smaller toy for Skar King and Shimo. The entire scene of Jia returning to her people was a big waste of time. Godzilla x Kong is 75% of nonsense from humans and the other 25% WWE kaijus. I do wonder how big their shits are? That triceratops in Jurassic Park had one big pile of shit. Imagine the shits Godzilla and Shimo have? Like a three-story building of shit. Here’s a question..what would I choose between Jurassic Park (1993) or whatever is the best/fav film from Godzilla or Kong? I would pick Jurassic Park. While Godzilla and Kong would slaughter every dinosaur in those movies, the original Jurassic Park is the ultimate monster movie with those monsters being dinosaurs. I was on the edge of my seat when I first saw Jurassic Park in the theater. I would pick it over Godzilla Minus One and King Kong ‘05. To Godzilla fans, what type of story or character development do you expect from Godzilla if you thought Kong took up most of the screen time like he did in the previous movie? I knew Kong had to carry the story because he’s the most human-like being an ape. What does Godzilla do in most of his previous movies? Destroy shit or fight other titans. That’s all he really does. In MonsterVerse, if Godzilla is not sleeping, he’s fighting. That’s all he does in his movies. Go back to KOTM or the 2014 movie, was there a moment where you felt sorry for Godzilla? Nah, because it’s frickin’ Godzilla. He’s practically invincible. It’s like feeling sorry for how powerful Superman is. 😂 Kong is a big ugly ape and Godzilla is a big ugly reptilian dinosaur. Don’t expect Marlon Brando and Al Pacino performances coming out of them when neither one can talk to the audience. Where MV failed to improve are the human characters. But a lot of us don’t care about that. It’s similar to going into a Jurassic Park/World movie. We don’t care about the humans. We want to see dinosaurs spook us. Godzilla can mean a lot of things to people. He can be serious, he can be campy like the Showa era ones. There’s no right or wrong on how to enjoy Godzilla. I’ll watch Godzilla x Kong again but I’m fully aware it’s not art. This is not a masterpiece of cinema. It’s closer to a big pile of shit of that sick triceratops in Jurassic Park if Godzilla, Kong, and the other kaijus weren’t so appealing to watch fight. Let them fight!!

Godzilla swam from west bubbafck to east bubbafck when he saw kong in 5 mins ..😅 He wasn't trying to hear nothing kong was saying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣... like " yea you saved me last time but I told ya monkey ssa don't come back up here no mo"😅😅.

It’s a monster movie, it’s not that serious.

The movie was a lot of fun, and that's what it's all about. Bring on Destoroyah next!!!

I do love this Godzilla because all he wants is SQUABBLES! King Kong is literally telling bro! “Aye we got an issue downstairs” Godzilla: “I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SHOW YOUR FACE HERE AGAIN!!!” That said I had a lot of fun with this one. I was not expecting Minus One kinda energy.

Oh man. The fights is worth the price of admission. Good ass beatdowns

The Kong power glove suit up scene was the best part of the movie for me. And it foreshadowed that there's a whole suit for Kong that he could wear in future movies.

This feels like dbz...goku and vageta... and i love it. The world sucks and i need nonsense! I can't wait to see it.

Been waiting for this one!! Gonna be a Toasty Easter weekend!! 🐣 😎

Watch the film last night. And now I cant stop calling shorty ,DIDDY-KONG 😂😂😂 Yall wrong for that

The amount of people Godzilla killed in this movie is crazy but they just gloss over it lol

Well to be fair the power glove was already in the hollow earth so he didnt go up top to the surface earth.

Kong said " the suns getting real low big guy"