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@furioustexan12632 жыл бұрын
Wait until they find out the human body is mostly made of water
@lolzor_live2 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure most bodies are over 3 oz as well.
@luislebronaponte27372 жыл бұрын
@@lolzor_live They could throw a body and knock the pilot unconscious. Gotta put it in the bin.
@jeremybrown96112 жыл бұрын
@@luislebronaponte2737 Bingo
@DerekGoo2 жыл бұрын
galaxy brain
@riku4578andsomeonestoleit2 жыл бұрын
Technically the inside of the human body has constant explosions inside of it.
@MustafaAndroid2 жыл бұрын
He had us in the first half, I'm not gonna lie
@abyssawalker2 жыл бұрын
Man, Spoiler! :(
@theholydoge76162 жыл бұрын
@@abyssawalker then why tf are you in the comments???
@abyssawalker2 жыл бұрын
@@theholydoge7616 it was the top comment that time and was on preview smh
@Qaptyl2 жыл бұрын
@@abyssawalker sadly, no one cares :(
@RiverStiix2 жыл бұрын
@@abyssawalker mate.. just dont look at comments before watching the video...
@callummcarthur1992 жыл бұрын
I did work experience in an airport and I remember asking one of the guys at security if the liquid limit was because that's how much fluid it would take for a bomb and he just casually said "nah you'd need way less, idk why they have that limit" also the amount they just guess if there's bombs in bags and flag them was hilarious
@sad.3x32 жыл бұрын
i always believed that the limit existed so when you needed water or other things that weren't allowed through security for your flight you had to buy the same stuff but overpriced at the airport so it gets more revenue but idk
@outcast1702 жыл бұрын
Obviously. If THE "underwear bomber" had been allowed to bring that bottle of water onto the plane... He could have extinguished his genatils before the bomb in his underwear waist band caught fire and burnt them beyond use...
@keeesh29292 жыл бұрын
I think that limit is there so people don't take their alcohol on the plane, imagine if someone took a 1.5L vodka on the plane and got drunk. 100ml or less is so people can carry on perfume and similar items I think
@user-pk9ty1dz2p2 жыл бұрын
I thought the limit existed because it would be harder for the machine to scan larger sized containers full of liquid. Imagine if it can only scan through part of the liquid and at the center is some dangerous substance suspended.
@outcast1702 жыл бұрын
@@user-pk9ty1dz2p Not likely. Not saying it could never be done in the way your suggesting, BUT there are far easier ways to smuggle those compounds that are not as easy to see. For that matter, it wouldn't really take that much effort for 2 or 3 people to each carry multiple 1.5oz bottles. Not to mention if placed correctly, two 1.5oz bottles combined to make 3oz of any significant binary explosive would be more than enough to get the job done.
@cristi26112 жыл бұрын
I love it when he goes like "What the fuck is this?"
@rainclouds43462 жыл бұрын
more like, "whatthefuck is this?"
@roidblitzed2 жыл бұрын
Yeah that got me everytime
@hannahgarcia86452 жыл бұрын
And also "that's how you were gonna do it, huh?" 😂
@baanaanaana7 ай бұрын
whathefugisthis?
@snowangelnc2 жыл бұрын
"This bottle is 16 ounces. You think we're going to let you on the plane with this? This just screams that you're up to no good." "Ok, um, question. Those two people that just went through in front of me..." "Yeah?" "I noticed that they each had a bag with three full 3oz. bottles of liquid." "Yeah, so? That's totally fine." "And it's also ok to go through with larger bottles as long as they're empty." "Well duh. What's a person going to do with an empty bottle?" "I don't know. Maybe if large amounts of liquids are dangerous they could take those six small bottles they have and combine them into one big bottle after they've cleared security? That would give them, what, 18 ounces?" "Sir, I'm not following your logic."
@junk_mccartney95042 жыл бұрын
I love this 😂
@doctorsketch74762 жыл бұрын
LOL
@commanderwill22482 жыл бұрын
Another thing is that you can buy water and stuff after you have passed security
@bibbobella2 жыл бұрын
I am convinced the ONLY reason we arent allowed to take water into the plane is because they want us to buy their overly expensive bottles of water...It is a conspiracy I swear to god!
@shane77782 жыл бұрын
Except they aren’t going to let you throw with a bunch of bottles of liquid
@iyar2202 жыл бұрын
The fact you can come up with creative and funny skits on a daily basis is astonishing. Props to you Zach!
@Brain-washed22 жыл бұрын
These are clearly done in advance lol
@iyar2202 жыл бұрын
@@Brain-washed2 I know. But the capability to make so many in advance is something rare that you don't see in a lot of channels especially not without losing quality for quantity.
@jdogzerosilverblade2992 жыл бұрын
Seeing as he doesn't upload daily makes your comment really stupid.
@arcanlollster8132 Жыл бұрын
Honestly with everything there is to see and people to talk to. There are hundreds upun thousands of skits to cone up with.
@outcast1702 жыл бұрын
I remember when the new list of TSA prohibited items came out. One of the items that would no longer be allowed as a carry on item was... A chainsaw. Obviously because, with the help of a 4oz bottle of shampoo a chainsaw could be made into a deadly weapon.
@kindred64532 жыл бұрын
I wanna know the people that were carrying on chainsaws before this rule.
@outcast1702 жыл бұрын
@@kindred6453 That was my question as well. It does make you wonder though, what would have happened if someone tried to take a plane over with a box knife while Bubba had his 42", fully fueled, chainsaw as a carry on?
@kindred64532 жыл бұрын
@@outcast170 like this obviously didn't happen often ,but one of those rules that was made for that one weird scenario where someone tried this.
@outcast1702 жыл бұрын
@@kindred6453 Normally yes, that is how something like that would be listed. However, this list was distributed in 2007, and was specifically for "items that would NO LONGER be allowed". Right there next to knitting needles and things such as "weed wackers". So, more likely it was added to that list just because someone at the TSA decided it would no longer be allowed, but had the probibility to be attempted, not because it was previously tried (along with the other full page of newly prohibbited items.)
@kindred64532 жыл бұрын
@@outcast170 ah so tsa has a problem with landscaping tools
@garreswe2 жыл бұрын
I worked several years in airport security and I thought the job was super stupid because of those ridiculous rules. Yeah we put all the "potential bombs" right next to us and threw so much stuff away it's heart breaking. This video isn't completely accurate though, the deodorant and hair gel are totally fine to carry onboard :)
@areeshafatima7982 жыл бұрын
no way...ur telling me this comedy sketch wasn't 100% accurate and had exaggeration??
@banbdee2 жыл бұрын
They made me throw my brand new deodorant away. F
@abanoubsaid41382 жыл бұрын
I wonder where's the airport's dumpster at? This could potentially save me a lot of money.
@neurofiedyamato87632 жыл бұрын
Its so wasteful its sad. They broke a lock I had because there was a shampoo inside and I couldn't find the key at the time.
@Firestarfish2 жыл бұрын
Actually they did try to make me throw out my hair cream (was expensive) due to its volume, but I refused and backed out of the checkpoint to go back to an airport Starbucks, got an empty cup, and dumped out enough of it, then came back. Made one of my fellow travelers who has not exceeded their volume limit carry one half of it, while I carried the other. The security agents were not amused, but I did salvage my hair cream.
@FireOccator2 жыл бұрын
Isn't it convenient how everything that you can't bring trough security is something that you can buy in the airport market?
@drakesilmore37602 жыл бұрын
Or they just sell the things you can't take with you at the market. The moment katana's are banned, you can probably start buying them there.
@mightycannon15122 жыл бұрын
Wait I can buy cocaine in airport?
@Nezha_Main2 жыл бұрын
*airport market starts selling bombs*
@hemz5882 Жыл бұрын
@@mightycannon1512 yes,that very trustworthy looking dude working there just sold some to me,nice guy,dont know why theres 500 officers outside my house rn tho
@mightycannon1512 Жыл бұрын
@@hemz5882 coolio for some reason i am facing the same problem thankfully that guy gave me a machine gun asw
@JuanGonzalez-bm1dj2 жыл бұрын
Poor Zack will never be allowed on a plane again.
@huntertausch19092 жыл бұрын
"We did nose goes and you lost: totally fair" "god you're right"
@ib1x2772 жыл бұрын
Dam, you really ACTUALLY did daily skits. Not shabby at all!
@mort32022 жыл бұрын
1.1k likes and no replies. Ok, not anymore
@Marshark502 жыл бұрын
@@mort3202 let people agree in peace
@ahmedalnajar11552 жыл бұрын
Now he is seriously flagged. No preTSA for this guy
@Novitiate0012 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of the time my brother (age 6 or 7 at the time) was almost detained at the airport because the metal detectors identified his skin as a metal. Honestly, everyone there was very confused. Turns out he had used a soap the previous day that contained just enough metal/left just enough metal residue to identify him as a metal. I guess for a little bit he was some kind of Zinc Man.
@thegamerfe87512 жыл бұрын
I guess he was a "Man Of Steel" bah dum tiss
@41-Haiku2 жыл бұрын
Ah, the zinc star himself.
@johnsimun65332 жыл бұрын
Are you sure that was your brother? He could have been replaced with a terminator style robot. If you say something about your parents something. Then what if your parents was also replaced with terminator style robots that would not set off the detectors?
@KumiChan2004 Жыл бұрын
I thought he was going to be Wolverine for a moment.
@calebleach7988 Жыл бұрын
My sister has a metal rods in her back to straighten her spine. And *every single time* she goes through a metal detector, it goes off and she has to get searched.
@FlightpathPE2 жыл бұрын
I once had an experience with TSA security, where we had a glass trophy that was apparently immune to x-rays so they thought it was an opaque object hiding a bomb or something whilst it was literally the exact opposite.
@bananaeclipse33242 жыл бұрын
I’m assuming they also made it 10x longer to handle than it needed to be? Took you to the side, quarantined you, patted you down, threw the trophy out the window, and didn’t let you fly for a month afterwards?
@shatl_bar_king2 жыл бұрын
So, a bomb hiding an opaque object?
@---ii8hl2 жыл бұрын
many explosives look exactly like crystal glass. though they could just ETD test it.
@Malkontent10032 жыл бұрын
@@---ii8hl Okay. I've seen your comments rather a lot here, and you keep saying a lot of explosives look like a lot of things. But you've not said a single specific explosive, and you've also said airports don't care about drugs. My questions are as follows: what country are you from that has a TSA and doesn't care about drugs, and what explosives have you been shown that look exactly like crystal glass? Because neither of those are real, and there most definitely aren't "many" explosives that look EXACTLY like crystal glass.
@---ii8hl2 жыл бұрын
@@Malkontent1003 if you look at for example salt under RTG, it will look a lot like crystal based explosives with metal compounds. plastic explosives on the other hand look on RTG like apples, bananas and other food like that. and you can find explosives that look like something else in RTG. it was not meant to say that they look like that to the eye, i think i wrote everywhere that its only under RTG. My country doesnt care about drugs in general, only if you were to transport some larger amounts, but we wont go into luggage for any small pouch or bag with stuff if it doesnt throw "explosive" alarm or doesnt look like explosive to us. of course my country does investigate drugs and all that, but we as airport security have priorities set on explosives, weapons and other dangerous items. As for crystal glass-again metalic (as in with large portion of the explosives containing metal compounds like aluminum, iron or other metals-they all look differently, of course, but various glass objects can have same metal elements in them, thus they will look the same) explosives can look like that under RTG, or the glass can hide it, since its very hard to see through more solid glass constructs-about 1-2 centimter thick crystal glass is, without use of RTG functions basically impossible to see through.
@Uf7f7d6cufihud6dgco2 жыл бұрын
Damn that guy is ice cold. He totally had me on his side the whole time when the TSA was right all along. Kudos
@aIexwiththetv2 жыл бұрын
I was half expecting “what is this?” “A… shirt?” “But, you’re already wearing one. Probably a bomb.”
@halowars4007622 жыл бұрын
i legitimately wasn't expecting that twist lol.
@tc68182 жыл бұрын
The TSA logic on liquids is stupid. We can bring empty containers on board regardless of size. We can bring small containers of up to 3.4 ounces as long as all of them fit in a single 1-quart zip-loc bag. Depending on the 3.4 oz container shapes, someone could probably pack at least 16 ounces of liquid in the bag. Then when a person gets past security they could pour them all into the empty container that sailed through security. If a container is labeled 4 oz, but is clearly half-full it must be confiscated by TSA. Apparently TSA agents are not allowed to apply logic (critical thinking?) learned on Sesame Street. If something holds 4 ounces, but is clearly less than half-full, then it has around 2 ounces in it. (clearly far less than 3.4 oz. limit) Even Big Bird or Elmo can figure this one out. This one is a problem for women trying to travel with a partial bottle of expensive perfume. Fun fact: You can bring a full water bottle through security if it is frozen solid. Fun fact #2: You can also bring more than 3.4 ounces of water with live fish swimming it it. (see TSA website details on traveling with live fish) Edited to correct the TSA limit of 3.4 oz per container. (not 3.2)
@DeadJDona2 жыл бұрын
ice ≠ liquid
@neurofiedyamato87632 жыл бұрын
@@DeadJDona Yea but its very easy to melt which is the point. The TSA is following instructions by the book without a ounce of critical thinking. From a practical perspective ice is no different from water which they regulate.
@Brain-washed22 жыл бұрын
@@neurofiedyamato8763 "ice is easy to melt which is the point" Wow no fucking way????? What the fuck?? Let me try this it sounds like some made up pseudo science though
@boiledtoast60312 жыл бұрын
@@Brain-washed2 lmao why are you upset at a comment that's not even directed towards you?
@Brain-washed22 жыл бұрын
@@boiledtoast6031 if somebody leaves a dumbass comment out in the open for everybody to read then yes I'm going to make fun of that person
@colinotubanjo31062 жыл бұрын
Poor TSA guy, he doesn’t know he’s about to be kidnapped.😂😂😂
@GothamKnight-hsw4vx5264302 жыл бұрын
Naaah he absolutely deserves it LOL
@bobfaceasdf92512 жыл бұрын
I've heard that the purpose of the TSA is not, in fact, to catch terrorists, bombs, etc (although in theory they could), it's to deter potential terrorists in the first place (not that they're super intimidating, but it's better than no defense at all)
@neurofiedyamato87632 жыл бұрын
But studies have found they aren't effective at all... Every time, the TSA fails to catch smuggling of weapons and such. And I'm sure if terrorist are willing to suicide, they aren't worried about a couple people that they can easily bypass.
@bobfaceasdf92512 жыл бұрын
@@neurofiedyamato8763 my point exactly lmao - the purpose was never to find contraband, but evidence HAS shown that air terrorism has reduced. could still be correlation ofc
@samuelallan74522 жыл бұрын
@@bobfaceasdf9251 Good point
@josephgross85712 жыл бұрын
They call it “security theater”
@brandonspencer70932 жыл бұрын
No. It is not better than no defense. It's much worse because it discourages the most wise, virtuous, and noble amongst us from flying due to the disgust they have towards purposeless restraint.
@connerhastings70062 жыл бұрын
As a professional bomb maker, hostage takers, and menace to society I can confirm you can totally knock someone out with a shampoo bomb
@summerrose81102 жыл бұрын
Really?🤨 Or you capping?🧢
@VoidX012 жыл бұрын
TSA Agent: "Come on, ISIS says "What."?" Unsuspecting Victim: "What."
@jacksong62262 жыл бұрын
Tsa accomplishes very little for the inconvenience the create, not saying they aren’t important, but they are overkill and miss the real threats
@dimitrivavoulis21842 жыл бұрын
What pisses me off in the mainland is how serious and pissed of they are, is like we are in north korea or something, meanwhile here in Puerto Rico they ask for our nicknames and act like normal people
@raylinguanotti2 жыл бұрын
I don't know. I can't remember when was the last time that someone high jacked a plane... so they must be doing something right.
@LowJSamuel2 жыл бұрын
@@raylinguanotti Hijacking planes was never something that happened super frequently.
@neurofiedyamato87632 жыл бұрын
@@raylinguanotti Well it isn't because of the TSA that's for sue.
@powereddragon20932 жыл бұрын
If they miss real threats while creatibg massive inconveniences then they aren't important. Lol
@rhineelledavis2 жыл бұрын
“Bomb resistant wicker basket” 😂😂😂
@PikachuComments2 жыл бұрын
I’ve actually brought water bottles onto planes before, trick is to have a ton of stuff in your bag (I wish I was joking)
@crimmy8382 жыл бұрын
Probably just an operator who doesn't give a shit
@PikachuComments2 жыл бұрын
@@crimmy838 but I’ve done it twice
@voodoodolll2 жыл бұрын
I *heard* drugs are pretty easy too. A _friend_ forgot weed in his pocket once. Or twice.
@PikachuComments2 жыл бұрын
@@voodoodolll In “his” pocket, huh? Oh yeah, can’t be scanned by metal detectors
@voodoodolll2 жыл бұрын
@@PikachuComments Yeah... Guess he got lucky 👀
@Wisewolf_of_Avalon2 жыл бұрын
The TSA watching this: "Quick put Zack on the do-not-fly list!"
@convolutedpeppercorn10782 жыл бұрын
I remember when I accidentally brought a full sized, stainless steel metal fork through 2 different TSA checks, and nobody caught it. Makes you wonder what else gets through.
@hazelleblanc89692 ай бұрын
In my case, a pair of sewing shears, big ones. Didn't know they were in the backpack pocket and didn't find them until I was at my connection.
@raymondortiz1748 Жыл бұрын
Real story: As a teen, I went through a metal detector with a can of Altoids. TSA told me to go back through the metal detector. My Dad, former lieutenant in the NYPD, approached me and asked me why I was back in line. I didn’t know why. He had me empty my pockets and we found the Altoids can. He took it out of my hand and showed it to an Agent. He was then told to get back in line and go through the metal detector again with me. When he asked why, he was told that the Altoids can could be “a bomb” and him handling it "could have disarmed it" so he would need to be checked again and the Altoids would need to be x-rayed. If I recall, they ended up taking them too.
@pawncube6787 Жыл бұрын
Sounds like the TSA agent forgot to brush his teeth lmao
@NateROCKS1122 жыл бұрын
3:23 I mean, technically he's not wrong that the gun contains a bomb. If you define "bomb" to mean any explosive, at least.
@damiankaleomontero4962 жыл бұрын
Yea when I saw that part I was like “well yea… that’s literally what a gun IS.” Although it’s the bullets technically
@aadityagupta2502 жыл бұрын
I made the mistake of putting a model bike in my carry on luggage. Security guy made me pull it out, and asked his colleague, right in front of me- hey, do you want this? He said no, and I was allowed to carry it on.
@bldrun15042 жыл бұрын
That day, they lost the bravest and smartest detector in the Zach cinematic universe
@guest04072 жыл бұрын
The words "bomb-resistant wicker basket" still manage to make me laugh
@obiwankenobi82712 жыл бұрын
Been enjoying the daily skits!
@wesleymclain91462 жыл бұрын
Hello There!
@ThePCguy172 жыл бұрын
Thoroughly tricked me. I thought the trash can was going to explode after the chemicals the guy put in there ate through their containers and mixed. After all, why blow up the plane full of innocent bystanders when the real enemy is the guy stopping you from getting onto the plane in the first place?
@XYZ_is_taken2 жыл бұрын
Imagine, these guys try to keep us from killing anyone on plane by taking away “weapons”, yet they actually give you a knife during the flight. Its only a table knife, but you could kill a pilot with a table knife, might take a few minutes, but you can get the job done. They also have a list of *lethal weapons* you can take on board.
@xantishayde-walker45932 жыл бұрын
A George Carlin fan, I see? Noice!
@tru3toxicgaming50911 ай бұрын
I mean, anything can be a lethal weapon should you throw it hard enough. You could cut someone's eyes with paper via papercut. It'd hurt like hell and distract them, and shoes, a belt buckle, even the object being used to store your items can be used as weapons. I bet if you broke of a tray table it could be a weapon. Or just the silverware you get. Or break a window and kill everyone that way if that's how it works, or open an emergency door without someone noticing or with them noticing, as long as it stays open, they prolly ded or some damage would be done. There's so many things that by the logic they use could be weapons, but I think they make it sound stupid to civilians so that they don't know the real ways that can be used lethally.
@gray35089 ай бұрын
@@tru3toxicgaming509 Your comment is not only too long but inaccurate. You can't open an emergency door because there is too much pressure acting on the door while in-flight to make that possible.
@tru3toxicgaming5099 ай бұрын
@@gray3508 I wasn’t fully sure, I remember seeing a thing about someone trying to open it mid flight and everyone including staff freaking out. I mean yeah it makes sense, they might not know how improbable it would be for them to open it, but if they did somehow manage it’d cause a shit ton of chaos. You are correct though about the pressure thing to my knowledge, that makes sense
@teathesilkwing76168 ай бұрын
@@tru3toxicgaming509breaking a window would be incredibly hard, and even if you do that, the gas masks will just drop down and people will prob be fine
@Terminarch2 жыл бұрын
> Water isn't okay > Literally sells water after you get through security Yeah. Not sketchy at all.
@alm5052 жыл бұрын
Ive travelled with a firearm before, just notify the airport and airline, then check in your firearm to TSA and they will let you take it through. obviously not as a carryon but yeah, I brought a gun on a plane but couldn't bring my water bottle
@0x8badf00d2 жыл бұрын
Deviant Ollam always flies with a gun, just so that he can use secure locks on the luggage.
@rbxless Жыл бұрын
We live in a society where kids can shoot guns but can't have Kinder eggs
@Hueco-Oscuras2 жыл бұрын
I like how he cuts himself off, goes silent then says,” wtf is this” every time
@Coquitten2 жыл бұрын
I always thought the liquid regulation was so that because they can't check the liquid's nature, no one can transport more than 3 oz of any drug.
@XFizzlepop-Berrytwist2 жыл бұрын
I always figured it was to check for Alcohol, a money scheme, if you want booze you gotta buy their overpriced booze.
@RiverStiix2 жыл бұрын
@@XFizzlepop-Berrytwist Im pretty sure that's correct... but just for every drink as well...
@eobardthawn69032 жыл бұрын
I'd say both your reasons are correct. Same with movie theaters not allowing you to bring in popcorn/ candy unless you stuff it in your jacket and pretend to be...thiccc. I honestly don't know how the drug thing would work, just that people are more creative then me and might find a way to put something in a water bottle...mabye idk.
@XFizzlepop-Berrytwist2 жыл бұрын
@@eobardthawn6903 Yeah, its dumb… an Airline shouldnt be allowed to tag as many things as they do as safety concerns, just to turn profits. But they do, they are scummy as an industry.
@VoidKing6662 жыл бұрын
Good point! Although aren’t most drugs (especially illegal ones) solid, and highly concentrated?
@Princemohamed82 жыл бұрын
Airport security is weird, because when traveling through the USA you need to take your laptop out of your bag, take your shoes off, do a weird pose inside a full body scanner and then walk through a metal detector because the full body scanner wasn't enough. When I traveled from KSA to UAE, I walked through the metal detector and as long as it didn't beep at me we were in the clear.
@chadliampearcy2 жыл бұрын
united states is pretty much the worse country.
@grig83102 жыл бұрын
I like how there wasn’t even one joke of the TSA person getting paid by cosmetics companies
@joshspencer8302 жыл бұрын
“Just gonna place this in this bomb resistant wicker basket” 😂😂😂
@neurofiedyamato87632 жыл бұрын
I never really thought about how stupid some of these things are because I just try to avoid triggering the TSA in general. But yea.. really dumb. Who thought of these? It has been proven time and time again airport security 99% of the time fails.
@VoidKing6662 жыл бұрын
But that does mean they don’t fail 1% of the time, saving millions… I’m not sure if this is a joke or not.
One time I got pulled aside by TSA because they thought I was smuggling a shit ton of knives in my bag. The guy when talking to his coworker was like “Yeah this is gonna be a fun bag to look though, full of blades.” It was actually just a bunch of chargers and charging cables. Idk why but I guess it just went under the scanner perfectly enough to look like that. Another time I had like 5 bottles of water I forgot I had in there.
@taz8742 жыл бұрын
Your channel is severely underrated. Great video as always
@sentientshadow1262 жыл бұрын
The repeated delivery of the line "What the fuck it this?" is my favourite part of this whole skit.
@noahwattel42262 жыл бұрын
The amount stuff that's wasted at airports is basically a crime
@NolDragon4 ай бұрын
*Picks up makeshift bomb* "What the fuck is this ?" "Oh uhh... That's a... bomb." "Yeah good one buddy, okay you're free to board."
@nemoexnuqual36432 жыл бұрын
Ah the TSA. So my company was flying back from Afghanistan on a charter flight. The plane had about 200 soldier in body armor with our rifles, pistols, bayonets, and SAW machine guns. We stopped in Seattle and had to leave all our gear so we could deplane and go through TSA security then get back on the plane full of body armor, guns, and knives... they confiscated my lucky zippo and my buddies Gerber multi tool.
@TheOReport19945 ай бұрын
Nothing says 'freedom' like, that. 🙄 "Thank you for your service, lucky zippo lighters, and Gerber multi tools!" - American TSA.
@MrHochoi922 жыл бұрын
The most unbelievable part is that the tsa agent wasn’t obese
@thegamingboyscout90092 жыл бұрын
Tbh I was expecting them to pull out a stick of dynamite and go “ oh explosives… finally something we don’t have to confiscate, here you go.”
@Amira_Phoenix2 жыл бұрын
So true...next thing you know they'll be confiscating our fidget toys. The every day lack of logic really makes me fear for humanity's future
@doboom79482 жыл бұрын
the way he says "so predictable" and "but your hair is already gelled...." lol, it's like he sees himself as Sherlock Holmes
@scottgoldfarb957 ай бұрын
Fun Fact: The TSA has literally never stopped a terror plot according to their own reports
@TheOReport19945 ай бұрын
I'm not going to research it right now. . . . but yeah. . .. . sounds about right.
@45Gunner5562 ай бұрын
Damn …
@AquaPotato32 жыл бұрын
“What the fuck is this” it legit got me every time that shit was hilarious 😂😂😂😂
@bowenjudd10282 жыл бұрын
Once a person learns how to store antimatter safely in a small space, it's over. You have a small cube which looks like it has intricate parts in it. Probably a bomb. *drops container into trash can and it breaks* Airport: *Gone* Fireball: Hello
@teathesilkwing76168 ай бұрын
So once someone learns how to carry a heavy duty vacuum chamber and electromagnet array that has massive power needs.
@bowenjudd10288 ай бұрын
@@teathesilkwing7616 I haven't thought that far, but if it can be in a small space lol
@teathesilkwing76168 ай бұрын
@@bowenjudd1028 I cannot believe you made a joke KZfaq comment without doing the proper research and publishing at least one scientific paper. Shame on you, shame!
@simonhallin89092 жыл бұрын
Damn, CS Students gonna have it really hard getting thru TSA with those heavy Calculus books
@SacredRat2 жыл бұрын
Recently, the TSA made a rule that all Laptops have to be in your carry-on bagage so nobody can ignite a timed incindiary in the cargo bay... making it easier to get an explosive on board the passenger cabin of an aircraft.
@lootmaster13372 жыл бұрын
Always love how you have to give away your 5dl plastic water but you can just buy a 1.5l wodka glas bottle right after and you get a shiny knife in the first class.
@eXtrem1s2 жыл бұрын
This is by far the best one uploaded so far😂
@elias.n56162 жыл бұрын
Love u dude. Keep up the great work
@legofan3702 жыл бұрын
I still remember the time my sister brought giant knitting needles onto a plane, my dad brought a cigar cutter onto the plane, but I got flagged because I forgot I left a bottle of sunscreen in my backpack.
@matthewtalbot-paine79772 жыл бұрын
I think the thinking for liquids over x volume was that even if it was some type of explosive liquid that the limit they put on it would be small enough to stop you from having enough to explode the plane. I think people wouldn't care so much about having their water taken from them if after that point they could buy water for a reasonable price instead of 3 times the cost of you flight.
@LauPaSat-pl2 жыл бұрын
Remember that you can take empty bottle and fill it on the other side of the security area. That way you can save money not buying water in duty free shops
@morgianasartre67092 жыл бұрын
What do you fill it with? Tap water from the restrooms? 🥴
@LauPaSat-pl2 жыл бұрын
@@morgianasartre6709 Some airports have dedicated drinking water taps. And in some other places (eg. most of Europe) tap water is perfectly safe to drink
@TheYellowFlyingFish2 жыл бұрын
I wish they got rid of the liquid thing, it is beyond outdated
@Sizey32 жыл бұрын
the *TSA thing
@crimmy8382 жыл бұрын
How? Hydrogen peroxide in pure form is a high explosive, and looks like water. A 16 oz bottle of that could pop a plane like a balloon. See: pressurized cabin
@vuikun2 жыл бұрын
@@crimmy838 you can also just bring six 3 oz containers of it and once past security just pour it all into an empty 16 oz bottle
@---ii8hl2 жыл бұрын
@@vuikun pretty sure all RTG machines in states can detect explosives in bottles/containers. if you just carry them one by one and they find it in the baggage, they will leave it in RTG machine and call pyro guys to take care of it. however im pretty sure 16 oz bottle could pop RTG machine open, while smaller bottles, divided, couldnt.
@tc68182 жыл бұрын
0:17 You said, "bomb". TSA: "Take this man into custody for further investigation. There's no way you're flying today. Unless we have a flight departing for Git-mo. Then you'll be receiving a free 1-way ticket."
@faxson9914 Жыл бұрын
“What the f,$&l” is this?” Got me everytime 😭
@everyonegetselfears14442 жыл бұрын
I packed Spot It as a small child, and its tin is round and metal and reasonably bomb-looking. I almost started crying as they were unpacking my bag, because I thought they were going to take away my stuffed giraffe.
@tamzidrahman26732 жыл бұрын
I’m loving this
@barelyexisting69872 жыл бұрын
The limit on the liquid is because , incase the windows or doors on an airplane fail(as in break) the pressure will be lower, causing the liquid to expand and in certain cases maybe even boil, which under very pristine circumstances can lead to an explosion if it is in a sealed bottle....which doesn't happen usually but it can!😂
@chynaanderson4942 жыл бұрын
If the windows or doors on an airplane broke, I think a water bottle explosion would be the least of my worries
@teathesilkwing76162 жыл бұрын
@@chynaanderson494 I mean there’s many safety things of the plane for cabin depressurization, not so much for exploding cans shooting shrapnel
@andrewramlall35602 жыл бұрын
If the pressure drops to a point where the water inside a bottle boils, I really think there are much, much bigger problems for the passengers
@darkllama1234567892 жыл бұрын
"There's a wikihow for it" I lost it
@abcdefgh58082 жыл бұрын
This is might be your funniest sketch so far 😂
@jdgrass61342 жыл бұрын
So as someone who just rode a plane for the first time in my life I can say I was hurt when they took my hair grease when I was trying to board to go home. I watched as the guy there threw it away.
@TrinexxSlayer2 жыл бұрын
how to use a gun: take out the bullets and weight it to make sure it is bellow 3 ounces, then throw it really hard. if all else fails it will become a bomb and explode.
@debbiegarcia28006 ай бұрын
“Inside this gun is, a bomb”(activates it)
@merlinpinkfeather2 жыл бұрын
oh what am i supposed to watch you everyday now! THATS PROPOSTUROUS
@tarrySubstance2 жыл бұрын
I love the skits.
@thricicle28653 ай бұрын
The subtle detail of him saying "What the fuck is this" to everything except for the gun, where he just says "What is this" is great
@AoW72 жыл бұрын
Best videos on KZfaq. Such good writing.
@KermitsLeftNut2 жыл бұрын
When I was little I used to collect rocks so when my family and I went overseas for vacation. At the beach I found some cool looking rocks so I snuck them into my suitcase to take home. When going through tsa, my suitcase when through the x-ray thing and all the workers started freaking out and called security and took us into an inspection room. They opened my suitcase and found it full of rocks and everyone (including my parents) where super confused and where like wtf is this. I told them they were for my rock collection and the security guys just started laughing. I got to keep my rocks :)
@---ii8hl2 жыл бұрын
rocks in RTG look very much like certain explosives, hence the commotion.
@das_it_mane2 жыл бұрын
That first "whatthefuckisthis" got me 😂
@geezer6999 Жыл бұрын
This skit is very good bc weve all been there with a silly little item like water or smth but TSA workers have a very tough job and j feel bad for them going through crap with crazy people
@sarahyazaki85992 жыл бұрын
Your sketches reminds me a lot of tomska, wich is a big positive,im loving all of em
@robertsteinbeiss84782 жыл бұрын
very logical, almost fascinating!
@RGC_animation2 жыл бұрын
The fact that he guesses everything right corectly.
@caitlynford30012 жыл бұрын
Idk y I loved every single “what the fuck is this” but it was funny every time
@YourGuyDan2 жыл бұрын
The twist caught me off guard
@Hoezi022 жыл бұрын
ಠ_ಠ *"What the fuck is this?"*
@epicguy74792 жыл бұрын
“Uh, it’s my camera???”
@OMGFantasy2 жыл бұрын
One of the few genuinely funny tubers and this may be one of your best. 😂
@VoidKing6662 жыл бұрын
Tubers=potatoes. Potatoes.
@Malkontent10032 жыл бұрын
@@VoidKing666 Boil them, mash them, stick them in a stew.
@VoidKing6662 жыл бұрын
@@Malkontent1003 Can I please just get my bag of salt and vinegar chips? Please? I could have just stopped for gas, y’know. I need that to blow up the plane.
@Malkontent10032 жыл бұрын
@@VoidKing666 Gonna be a no from me, sadly. I mean, we all know you could light a fire with the bag from those chips. With a 3oz bottle of gas you could... what... kill everyone on the plane? Pssh, like they'd give you the time to do that. Besides, we can't let you have a bag of chips, otherwise you wouldn't need the breathing apparatus if the plane goes down.
@VoidKing6662 жыл бұрын
@@Malkontent1003 hmm… then can I have baby potatoes stuffed with gunpowder?
@xEqualsRandom3 ай бұрын
I love how at 4:00 it looked like he was about to take out the MacBook battery with his bare hands.
@foobar12692 жыл бұрын
Wow this was very good. I did not saw the ending coming
@MJAYZ0072 жыл бұрын
That was a plot twist ending
@fabiopauli4202 жыл бұрын
The real reason you can’t bring water or liquid on a plane is because you could smuggle a bomb component in it. Primarily nitro Glycerin. What does only explode on fire contact but it’s surprisingly easy to make sparks by things you are allowed to bring on a plane. Like you know the electronic in a laptop. It does also explode on friction and impact and if you don’t drink your liquid usually they do empty the bottles before throwing them away. If they don’t your air security staff should be fired lol. Also the water check is for the second check in where there are less people so if you get caught there and you let a Potential bomb detonate you may only get the security staff and like three poor fuckers next to you.
@birdmcturd16262 жыл бұрын
That’s still 3 three completely innocent people and someone who chose a job where they could potentially get killed. Not to mention the actual terrorist. That’s a few too many deaths for me
@fabiopauli4202 жыл бұрын
@@birdmcturd1626 ok. Would you take these three innocent people and a person that knows they, even if unlikely, could get a killed on the job OR 100-150 innocent people on the main entrance check in aswell as the six-seven security staff personal in reach or the plane with roughly 100 innocent civilians inside?
@birdmcturd16262 жыл бұрын
@@fabiopauli420 The first one but I still feel like maybe there’s a better option
@fabiopauli4202 жыл бұрын
@@birdmcturd1626 having no airplanes.
@birdmcturd16262 жыл бұрын
@@fabiopauli420 I mean that’s an option.
@tausharader19602 жыл бұрын
I was waiting for nail clippers, but then the video took a different turn than I was expecting.
@fluffycuddles8008 Жыл бұрын
And this is why your the funniest creator out there
@chrisgraham97732 жыл бұрын
Absolute jokes
@kevinhalo272 жыл бұрын
man the fact TSA was right😂😂
@mango11119 Жыл бұрын
"awesome there's a wikihow for it"😂💀😂
@iRecordRandomVids2 жыл бұрын
LMAO. GENIUS. Original comedic gold
@ryanmaris19172 жыл бұрын
Don’t forget once your past the checkpoint it’s completely fine to get a large ass water bottle that’s super over priced and bring it onto the plane.
@diamondly62502 жыл бұрын
its under 3oz
@sonicsatammegalover34512 жыл бұрын
@@diamondly6250 it isn´t
@sonicsatammegalover34512 жыл бұрын
the water think is becouse people used to disolve heroin in water for transport