Bitch just let me die right quick😂😂

Damn

He gone for a whole year after

Fernando Ramos 7 years*

Wait since when did chi chi file a divorce?

Thats a imposter ! He isn't Goku ! It's a lie !

@@rexflamevermillion5527 no it's Piccolo in disguise

@UCm_5QeXkpfYWE3XYcSegGjQ I mean it could be goten

@UCm_5QeXkpfYWE3XYcSegGjQ future goten that is

@@NotPride this comment is 100x more cringy than that stale joke

It's a gag...don't overthink it

@@ayouxy Or Akira is so bad at comedy that it make things cringe, confusing, and the skit isn't even noticeable

@@drypoop3832 or better yet, this is a dub. Akira was renowned for his jokes in Dragon Quest and that poop jokes manga he did before...the one with a bespectacled purple haired girl.

Goku only died twice (both times being for a long time tho)

@Chocolate Sandwich anal?

And a slay king

@@Fanni-its-herebro what

Goku was so hot during the android saga 😅His personality was so nice compared to the manchild he is in dbs

Nah during this he just looked and sounded high because he’s so calm 💀

no sorry 😭😭

He left for 7 years lmaooooooooooooo

confused if she really meant it and sad that it is actually happening

Awwww poor goku

I read this as I heard it

:(

Underrated Lmao

HAHA

This is hilarious😂

😂😂

The man can flick at it and will crumble like California sink hole XD

yeah the new movie really trashed that idea, eh

Let's not forget that roshi actually taught goku basic education since he believed in having a strong mind and body. It's just that super decided to throw that out the window so goku could be the stupid inoffensive mascot that he is now.

@@triplecrosscounter Super Goku is so weird, can't count for shit but knows what Kaioken times 10 is

isnt goku like....super dumb? Like if you asked him what 2+2 is he wouldnt know but if you say: How many fightrrs are there he would count it with no issues basically he has muscles for brains

@@Alphine172 hope they change that and make him back to this goku

Makes sense to me.

A woman doesn't want paper plates and cups in her home when she can afford glass.

@@nton3845 Yeah, having a home is more than just a roof over your head. You want it set up so it feels like a home, not a motel.

I think they’d actually have an easier time using paper shit since it has some room to give and bend.

@@nton3845 Yeah, but, like, when you have two planet-destroying folks at home... it's not a normal home.

You would to, if she was the only woman who can satisfy your appetite.

Also she isn't scared of ssgss or ultra INSTINCT so yeah she's scary

Ninja Comic productions What About Blue?

@@aviatornick3660 ssgss is god blue

Ninja Comic productions Oh I Thought You said Super Saiyan God Not Blue

True not just that but he can ride on a cloud and blow up planets

+justchyll2009 in DB nothing was normal so not even Goku's tail surprised her

+justchyll2009 how did goku even have sex

No it's not like there's a dog as president, her father being a 20 foot giant that kills people, that she lived on a fire mountain and had Yamcha being a pedophile towards her.

POOP

Getting kicked out of the house is harsh but Goku’s so carefree that he just sees it as an opportunity to have fun and fish.

@@SSJoshGavin chichi really only wanted him gone long enough just so that she can prepare for the birthday party without the fear of collateral, pretty reasonable on her part i say

and that's why Kai is garbage

I wish they redubbed all the filler

@@ilovewritingessays2017in my opinion constantly broken furniture is a valid reason to get upset

And people also always forget with the Saiyan saga it was Piccolo who kidnapped Gohan to train him so of course he couldn't study then. Seriously, I love Piccolo. One of my favorite characters. But people seriously keep forgetting about that whole kidnapping a child thing.

@@jackmanleblanc2518 he only did it because the tot managed to do more damage to Raditz than both him and Goku combined. And at that point in his character arc, he wasnt exactly a nice dude either.

@@stanbrule9357 don’t forget his childhood. Literally all he ever knew growing up from birth until meeting Bulma and Roshi was death and battle. Even his father figures Grandpa Gohan and Master Roshi heavily enforced training and fighting on him, it’s all he knows.

@@TheGameTrainzHD plus the fact that it's literally in his blood to fight. He's a saiyan after all.

Goku fights becise he loves fighting. He wants Gohan to do what he loves like he does! :)

Favorite comment fs 😂

Chi-chi: *regret*

he's taking his cigarette

In goku's defence he went to go get some milk we all know how long that takes

She caught that nut before tho

One of my favorite moments when she tries to make him look normal is when he's speaking to G-d from the school's office. Then he teleports to him in front of them like he's not aware that's not normal. The whole time I'm wondering why she has to push him to pretend to be normal as if what's normal to him wouldn't look better. He saves the universe from time to time, sometimes on demand of a G-d. Why wouldn't the school admins favor his son who also would be better mannered than any other student?

Tsun w/o Dere it ain’t in his nature

@@jasonlisonbee goku never been to school so he can't do chores

I mean aside from every fight he’s gotten into aside from with beerus

@@electro806 Ahh.. Of course it does. It was still a fight, but he was just too weak at the time. A fight is a fight, win or lose. Why wouldn't it count? 🤔 It's not like it was a dream or something.

He had a feeling he would die

It's funny how people make things up that aren't there just so they can convince themselves some hugely mainstream thing devoid of any actual quality is actually super deep, bro.

@@neo-filthyfrank1347 u sound like u think dragon ball super is good.. gtfo breh lol

@@blytchez English please. And no, DBS is garbage. DBZ is garbage too but not as bad.

@@neo-filthyfrank1347 if its that devoided of quality, why watch n comment? Why not enjoy some anime that is rich in glorious quality and not be here bumming it up with the rest of us lowly mortals.

Goku dies Chi-Chi: Noooooohohohohohohoooooooo. I take it all back, I want my Goku back.

Goku: comes back. Chi Chi: only cares about Gohan.

be like the relationship between my mom and my dad

@@NathanielPace after Buu saga: *still acting the same with goku* goku is in a lose lose situation regardless, so might aswell go and train to save the earth, right?

@@bryanegelhoffsanimationtec257 chici goku relationship in a nutshell😂😂

Wait its all part of his plan! By throwing gohan under the bus means HE GETS BACK SOONER THUS MORE GOOD FOOD

only chi chi can tell gohan to study

This meme is stupid

@@tempestindustries9446 He suspects it might be everyone's last day alive. He wants to make peace with everyone. The day after is the fight against Cell.

jotaro

In DBZ Goku has common sense. But in super Goku become DB small Goku

@@MdAzizulHakim-nl8hkwhat common sense is there to give the strongest villain at senzu bean then force your 9 year old son to fight him

Goku always had common sense... What people don't understand is that he's a Saiyan and he's doing things based on a mixture of human and Saiyan concepts

@@leultrainstinct406Bro you literally never watched the show 💀💀

@@leultrainstinct406 Because the ELEVEN year old was the only person in the whole universe who could kill him, so he found fair that Cell was healed

Uneducated tho

he has that golden labrador energy, nothing going on in his brain but he is trying his best

😂😂😂😂

😂😂😂😂😂😂

I hate that I can hear this

What does Goku being a Saiyan have to do with anything?

@@amuuyakanom4960 well because....he is a saiyan?

i love it when they have direct ceisures

When the parents team up without consulting one another then you’re fucked. Childhood memories 😂

He's 11 here. 10 if you follow the manga

@@basimali8924 still when i was that age i was well past the era of saying daddy

@@AZUAW probably just the dub translation

Wait his Daddy isn't there Piccolo isn't there

@@thebandit0256 Please stop Please touch some grass Please let that stupid joke die it's not funny it never was

K_B Chi chi does not deserve Goku smh

Yeah man...why so sad😣😔

Yeah he may not be the greatest husband but it's not like he wanted to cause trouble and make her life difficult I kinda feel bad for Goku

I think he sounded more confused than sad

@@gokublack6751He sounded a little confused but mostly sad

@@gxovanni3455 lol

Divine Phoenix hey it look good to me

Anthony Le i agree

And Naruto brought it...

Ya

Same 😂

I wouldn't say Goku's an bad father, just a stereotypical Asian one. He has high expectations for Gohan to succeed and is trying to push him forward. Goku is also going through an existential crisis where he believes his presence is doing more harm than good.

@@christiancrusader9374 He is not wrong. We saw in Buu saga. He came Earth for 1 day and Now Earth is gone.

@@MdAzizulHakim-nl8hk so you can see why Goku thought Gohan would be able to step up.

Majin Buu was vegeta fault@@MdAzizulHakim-nl8hk

​@@MdAzizulHakim-nl8hk That wasn't Goku's fault.

Sozo-Teki 9 days later Gohan:Father's gone Chi-Chi:UAHUAHAUHAUHAUHA(crying)

Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sozo-Teki lmao

Sozo-Teki I wish he had a knew wife

Honest to god tho I feel like Goku was meant for Bulma and Chi Chi was meant for Vegeta

Well technically chi chi isn't son chi chi so it would be the chichi motto or the ox family motto because she's the daughter of the ox king

HEY IM THE REAL VEGITO

@Foobar I can understand that but no other son says that so I still see it more like chi chi's motto

@@zasekai7537 no

@@ezraelreynolds3442 wdym "no"

Kakarot/Goku and his son, Gohan on Saiyan mode, the two are eating when suddenly, Gohan breaks the glasses filled with juice and then followed his father break the glasses filled with juice, chichi gets very aggressive on both of them breaking the dishes and the furniture..

It kinda looks like Naruto's

Like I want that to be an actual outfit

@@robertbishop8241 narutos look like his

Yesss

True I want it

The latter iirc

@@burningadri6775 in fairness, basically every arc features a world ending threat past demon king piccolo

b o t h

Then he went back to fighting

Plot twist :he was sick

Sus

☠☠☠☠

But goku is just tryng to be a good father xD

@@songoku9069 but being that good is beyond anyone's expectation.

Lol

Sounds like something tfs would do

House gains rubber like properties.

@@englishtwister house becomes bungee gum

@@juiceman9223 but do you know the properties? Just in case you forgot, it has the properties of both rubber and gum.

@@noskcaj1163 but dont forget it also has the properties of both gum and rubber

@@noskcaj1163 thanks guys I almost forgot

Yep

Everyone likes to talk about Goku being an unbeatable god but nobody likes to talk about how legitimately pure hearted and sweet he is

@@doraeguyakaneddie6586 yeah its so.... true. And I don't like the dbsuper goku that much he is more like a fool

@@sawfu2328 Luffy is a good reference for how Goku should be. Could be funny but serious when his friends lifes rely on it

Even the house jumps. lol.

Yep.

EVERYONE FLIPS THEIR SHIT AND JUST EVERYONE IS... mind fucked

Nicely placed reference.

I have no clue what the reference is.

underrated

I wouldn't say that was a downfall... Look, Gohan as an adult became a very RESPECTABLE FATHER and a LOYAL FATHER... He's probably had a JOB that requires him to have a HIGHER SALARY to feed his own family... Believe it or not, Gohan is probably an HONOR STUDENT, and finished college... He probably has a DECENT JOB because of his college degree... I wouldn't say that was a downfall though... He became who he is, a "weak" fighter as we say BUT can kick NORMAL PEOPLE if he wanted to, a LOVABLE FATHER and a LOYAL HUSBAND

Alexis Cando Ultimate Gohan is half the power of SSB kk goku, he is not a weak person AT ALL. Remember, he is still the strongest non fused character.

Rich Piana's %5 Investment Fund he is not even 1% on ssj blue goku

@nicholas davis plz don't tell me this is a spoiler as I'm watching the dub so i have watched till episode 76

@@alexiscando5709 hes still a shit fighter

I miss that to be honest. Super they just stopped doing it completely

@@thunter992 And then U.I which imo, is the coolest transformation since SSJ. It genuinely feels powerful.

Captain Obvious yeah and what’s cool about that u can’t just go into it willy nilly and we have only seen 1 mortal be able to do it (goku) so it’s like things r back how they use to be during the namak saga :)

@@unonumero123 Anyone see what happens in Heroes after the fall of Hearts? Did anything happen since?

@@jasonlisonbee read the dbs manga there is a new arc its sick not heroes its trash af

toxic emoji

No a 99999 mile radius

@@parrotlord7393 venus included

ITS OVER 9000

Goku: wants gohan to study Everyone else: *I sense a disturbance in the force*

“House’s reaction 😂

2:19 Goku's Reaction 2:22 Goku: What'd I do?

House Reaction XD That's a good one!

We would just see them all at 2:13

What the heck

@Scar Omega thank you, fellow poor person

@@doggo9732I feel that x'D

💀💀💀

Not everyone uses paper plates because they're poor... they're convient because you dont gotta wash them! You're only poor if you wash your paper plates and re use them lol

Hopefully you mean "poor" as in like, pitiful, and not lacking money. Cuz 1, I've been there and it sucks, and 2, it costs way more to keep buying disposable dishes and throwing them away, than it does to buy regular dishes and wash them. So to anyone who's poor: Keep that under consideration. Sometimes they'll sell glass or ceramic plates at Walmart for 50 cents to $2 each, and they can last decades if you take care of them. Can get a 5 pack of plastic bowls for a dollar, buck-fifty (as long as you're not using them in the microwave). The only sort of expensive thing is silverware, but once again, they can last forever. Look for the little bundles of them (like several spoons or forks tied together with a UPC label) or sold individually (just a spoon or fork wihth a UPC sticker), sold sometimes in a little container-shelf in the kithen section, instead of those big box sets; they tend to be way cheaper most of the time. Reach on in, grab just what you need, wash it when you get home, and they'll be your eating buddies for life. Just that, being of lower quality with more iron in the steel mix, they might rust if you leave them festering in water for too many days (so it's recommended to wash them promptly, or load them into the dishwasher right away). But even if THAT happens, get a Brillo scrubber pad, wet it (no need for soap, they already have a special cleaner for metal woven into them), wear thick rubber kitchen gloves or use a washcloth to protect your hands, and you can scrub that stuff off. Rescued all kinds of my metal kitchenware with those things, like rusty spoons, and especially burnt pans. (That's what they're pretty much made for, not for routine dish washing since they're so abrasive and scratchy. But boy do they clean off rust, corrosion, and baked-on grease very well!) They might be reusable several times, if you let them dry thoroughly and not sit in water too long. Even if they rust a bit after a few months or years, they can still do their job to an extent, though when in doubt just grab a new one. But hopefully you won't need them often. A one-time investment of a little more money can end up saving you a lot more in the long run. 😉

Yeah super really ruined the show

Oof

@@yves_santa7 what show

@@yves_santa7 umm maybe it's sometimes inconsistent with character development but I think it's a good show

@@huzaifaimran9468 dbs sucks

I mean in the sense of protectingn his son he is very fatherly in the sense of raising him properly is more dificult i gguess

He is fatherly with goten

Xdst

Same tbh

Yo same

same

me to

+Ancient Chronicler Should be unlockable clothing in DB Xenoverse.

Chi-Chi: D**n, Daddy. That’s what you been doing (eye candying Goku while she’s rubbing his hair and down his body) WELL, YOU COULD’VE AT LEAST Called or stopped by- Hot DAMN! I want a daughter. I really wanna have a girl.

@@NathanielPace uhhh tf

@@NathanielPace bruh what

Goku was gone to buy fishes 🐟 and never comeback like my father did with the milk 🥛

@@NathanielPace broooo criiiiinge

***** One single time? So what about going off into space refusing to just simply stay on earth and study like Chichi wanted? What about going off to face Frieza on his arrival on earth instead of studying. Training for the androids? Joining a martial arts tournament? Going off with the others to face Buu? Hm.

RaginDXDemon It seems he only refuses to study when his friends need him.

Filip Holm Im pretty sure his friends didnt need him, when the World Martial Arts tournament was going on. No one needed him dealing with criminals but he spent time being the Great Saiyaman with his ginyu luke poses trying to play hero.....He WANTED to get in that role.

RaginDXDemon He wanted Justice, and yes they did need him to win the prize money.

Filip Holm CHICHI wanted him to win the prize money, Gohan just wanted to do it cause his dad was coming back and participating. Period

i wonder if that was actually the dialogue in the japanese version

@@Cris18Martinez maybe, I mean the expression krillin makes looks a lot like yajirobe's face

they can get wished back, so its no big deal

@@Cris18Martinez Yes it was, and the impression is really funny.

He’s acting like literally all three of them were there at the time lol.

Basically 70% of all the GoChi fanfic I've read starts like that.

Love to. * "Goku, the unwanted nobody" - DBZ-Sweetheart18 (rather dont recommend) * "Lost Lost" - Saiyain-Love (BEAUTIFUL masterpiece, highly recommend) * "The Brute" - Pudgoose (Not exactly GoChi but it has ChiChi say that line or something like it. Good fanfic, tho, very nice.) Then there's OC included fics with the casual Vegeta/Goku, but I haven't read them all. Basically that quote is used as a trope.

Cough* end of cell saga cough*

ur a gal and watch db same here !!

dbzgal04 gee that must have been a tough pill to swallow

Never thought of it like that XD

But not before he leaves his dna in chichi to make Goten who literally looks like him 😅

Hi Kenny are u not dead again

You should have said 'until I set up for Gohan's party'.

And then she cries

I get it

she said it

this is gonna happen in tfs isnt it

+Vikas Patankar be funny if it did, he'll probably say k bye though

some dbza shit right there

You said you would call me....

XD

*_IRONIC_*

Chi chi gets sad for 7years xd

let us not forget anakin that you saved the chancellor and you killed count dooku while carrying me unconcious on your back

Does going super saiyan before an exam is the same as cheating?

Kevin Lopez I guess :P

severath19 Does supersaiyan increases your intelligence 50x? Wow, then I should begin to work out.

I think this shows goku would rather relax their minds before their last days on earth maybe and instead of train do your daily routines to have some fun with those around you because he knows gohan is strong enough already to beat cell its not training hes being a good dad

Or maybe its to let Gohan stay calm, instead of worrying about Cell, which he is. It'll keep his mind occupied on something else.

Xylarxcode That is very wise.

But does anyone have an explanation for when Goku tries to act SMART FOR ONCE?!

Like this man your right the only way to become a better fighter is training the mind,body,heart, and soul

Finally, a peaceful description.

Really? I find it entertaining and how awesome Goku is

Or drunk

Or sick

Or some combination thereof

Or senzu bean

@@wack7489 goku is a senzu bean!?!?

Chichi haters will tell you she brainwashed Gohan into thinking being a scholar is what he wants. Can't really blame them as it happens too often irl

+Prince Williams Word, bruh.

+Luiz Antonio World, I meant to say world

The bird is the word.

+xbluewolf13x OK that's a good one

+Lordgaga160 The cooler movie lol

Shenron: I AM THE ETERNAL DRAGON. Chi-Chi: I want my man back, and I don’t wanna hear that he can’t come back. Shenron: You heard your pregnant wife. You got to come back. Goku: Wait, No! You can’t do that (no halo over his head) Chi-Chi: GOKUUUU! Goku: Aw, Chi-Chi. I wanted the world to be safe Chi-Chi: You are my world

@@NathanielPace bro wth can i read a normal reply.

@@wockedoff480 I like food

@@NathanielPace plot twist: she was with another man

@@wockedoff480 carpeted kitchen Milk with ketchup

Chi-Chi: Wait, what?! Goku dies Chi-Chi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOHOHOOOOOO!

Goku: Gosh chi chi, if you want me gone so bad wouldn't it be better if I died?

Guko: Fine I'll leave permanently then Chi Chi: Wut? Gohan: huh?

he did die in that saga

@@williamsamberforest5212 Chi Chi: Gohan, grab the knife.

maybe studying about food mught get goku to learn something usefull in life

Lol

@@notakai_exe I mean he learned martial arts, and I'm sure we all know how useful that was

@@chungus5881 he literally saved a universe

@@mitvasagar6985 Exactly

Twinsen IKR,i just think chi chi is a bitch,she made gohan study for 7 YEARS and after that he was weak,abd after that she was TRAINING GOTEN,WTF CHI CHI

Pixeled Madness She got what she wanted with Gohan, so apparently she decided to let Goten be a warrior.

Pixeled Madness and whats more is that she can train goten to have super saiyan form... while it took many years of training with picolo and goku (including usage of time chamber) for gohan(as a teen) to get that form...

krisantus liang Gohan never wanted to fight which made it hard. Goten was just having a good time and poof.

She thought her husband was dead... Or was he actually dead? So since Goten looks like Goku she thought she would make a second Goku like her husband. This is what I think considering well... If she was all about studying why train Goten?

Caulifla: Hey, Goku😉 Chi-Chi slams the door: No, Hell no! You’re gonna do something else for me. Goku: Oh k🤨 Chi-Chi😈: Krillin, would you take Gohan out for a few hours? Krillin: Gohan, we’re going to Kame House Goku: I’ll come too Chi-Chi slams the door and locked it: You are not going anywhere, but to our bedroom. Goku: Chi-Chi, what are you- (screams into the next day)

@@NathanielPace is that a tfs reference?

@Ram Manuel Del Rosario 9000 more cringe

@Ram Manuel Del Rosario that make it 18000 cringe

then son becomes shit

+KT S it really sucks how right u are

+KT S There is more than one son

um cara qualquer thats because that entire saga is just so messed up. Its almost as if i watch gt or super

Haekal Hakim Yep But the rest is just Q U A L I T Y

Being educated and smart is a good thing

@@yassineszn17 Smart and educated are 2 entirely different things

@@maximillian7310 yes

@@maximillian7310 true. But thanks to chi chi hogans both

Known to become a super saiyan and have a solar system known as study. yeet

askewleaf541256 el Lol, yeah.

I think everyone

Omg I didn't notice until I read ur comment

Oh I get it lmao 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Now you think of it

How so?

Yet, goku and gohan can still break them

John Zhou Perhaps light them on fire.

Lord Juffowup Still, it wouldn't be as bad as the damage caused by them to their stuff

MazStar but I'm pretty sure the quality of paper cups are probably shit