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@amglv4 ай бұрын
goldec sponsored now lets goo
@DEMOBIRD_yt4 ай бұрын
your sponsors are best, you are best
@LemarSullivan8214 ай бұрын
how about, instead of fighting a fake war trying to win a fake medal of honour y'all get some real medals and lay with some women in the bedroom go get laid, touch grass, SMH my MF head
@IvanTube04 ай бұрын
nuh uh
@domanceeo4 ай бұрын
Nope, never
@ShorK4 ай бұрын
The mercs better look like this in tf3
@tyminius4 ай бұрын
hi ShorK :)
@SourceBrother4 ай бұрын
This will be TF2 in 2007
@15braincellsremaining4 ай бұрын
Here’s hoping
@kayagorzan4 ай бұрын
Team Fortress 2: Episode 1
@DrakonikAUTTP4 ай бұрын
Bro really thinks tf3 will ever be released
@DMphobia4 ай бұрын
"You see those men over there?" *"They've done absolutely nothing wrong, but they're blue."*
@kikimee-o2s4 ай бұрын
i love wildcat
@TinyDeskEngineer4 ай бұрын
"I've always hated the color blue. Y'know why?" "Why?" "No reason... That said, we have to kill them."
@El.fish.the.chocolate4 ай бұрын
The great dorito war, many brother had fallen that day. A minute of silence for all the chips that didn't make it.
@randomguyonyoutube47013 ай бұрын
MY FELLOW BLUES,CHAAAAAAAAAARGE
@imspongebob743 ай бұрын
... @@El.fish.the.chocolate
@B.L.U-nv4rj4 ай бұрын
Because they're red
@newyork21523 ай бұрын
Yeah fuck em
@solomonjoya52743 ай бұрын
Fucken strawberries 😡
@GigaChad903 ай бұрын
I always hate Red
@Mausondahaus3 ай бұрын
Aw man why is red annoying my fav color is red
@GoobertNoobster3 ай бұрын
NOOOO WAAYYYY
@R.E.D-oe2tu4 ай бұрын
Because they're blue
@dr.crazybonezz91123 ай бұрын
Ah yes. Racism
@boogeytime6863 ай бұрын
God I hate blues
@imnotarrmhan71613 ай бұрын
I've always hated the colour blue! You know why?
@adrian_shephard_inmspaint3 ай бұрын
no reason.
@B.L.U-nv4rj3 ай бұрын
@@boogeytime686and I took that personally
@corndogslol52894 ай бұрын
You forgot to mention that the robots get drunk because demoman is 90% alcohol. 12:35
@DOCTORRGLASS4 ай бұрын
AVERAGE MF FROM EUROPE
@HenryB65684 ай бұрын
*alcohol poisoning because he turned his body into a distillery
@blvckskull79544 ай бұрын
He's a living wine cellar at this point
@hyper1-k6f4 ай бұрын
Demoman drank snipers moonshine which melted thru berrels and survived
@alejandromanabat98554 ай бұрын
@@blvckskull7954There is a legit rare disease where ur liver contracts its enzymes and reverses it and turns it into a brewery store which causes the person to get drunk. Search it up cus i forgot the name of the disease.
@bonkmaykr4 ай бұрын
My favorite kind of video game lore is when a backstory is retroactively added to a series that already exists and they come up with crazy stuff to just fill in the gaps and try to make sense of everything. And TF2 does a pretty great job of that
@fujiwaranovari4 ай бұрын
TF2 is stupidly seamless, it's hard to believe they retroactively fit it in, which is exactly how you go about doing that.
@Stump854 ай бұрын
@@fujiwaranovari The best part imo is how they came up with the whole idea of Gray Gravel Co. for Mann versus Machine, and they didn't even have to add anything to the maps to make it make sense, since there was already a Gray Gravel Co. whose logos were all over them.
@cooker0rats4 ай бұрын
tbh thats kinda just fnaf lore with the main difference being that tf2 has better writers and doesnt really take itself seriously
@SoylentGamer4 ай бұрын
They did it with CSGO too
@bahuthanwin214 ай бұрын
Scott Cawthon: yeah I know right that would be crazyyyyyy
@V-S79094 ай бұрын
Fun Fact: The two factions of TF2, BLU, and RED actually represent more than their colours. BLU means Builders League United and RED means Reliable Excavation Demolition. One is a construction company, and the other one is a demolition company which indicates that BLU and RED are opposing factions. Also, it explains why the BLU team, the construction company, pushes the bomb cart rather than RED, the demolition compnay which is specialised for destruction at Payload mode. It is because BLU needs to destroy old buildings so they can build a new one, and the RED needs to protect old buildings so they can demolise it.
@he30044 ай бұрын
I just learnt this and it made everything so much funnier because RED team could just demolish the old buildings themselves and let the BLU team build new ones afterwards, with both of them getting their cut of money
@V-S79094 ай бұрын
I do not believe that BLU and RED will help each other. Their chairmen, Blutarch and Redmond, despise partnership and sharing. For example, the Gravel war, which lasted more than a century, was broken out because these two brain defects did not want to share their land.
@mingoliplays23654 ай бұрын
I wonder how YLW and GRN would've been if there was a Grenn Mann and a Yelo Mann
@V-S79094 ай бұрын
@he3004 I do not believe BLU and RED will work together since the Gravel wars is literally about rivalry between two brain defects who did not want to share, even after their death.
@V-S79094 ай бұрын
@he3004 I do not believe that BLU and RED will work together since the whole point of Gravel wars is about rivarly between two Brain defects who did not want to share their land, even after their death.
@HandelGothicEnjoyer4 ай бұрын
At this point I’m convinced that Valve does cliffhangers on purpose just to keep us loyal. There is no Half-Life 3, no L4D3, no Portal 3, and no TF2 Comic no.7 They only exist when Valve needs to extend their infinite money machine.
@engineergaming38304 ай бұрын
Tbh they don't need to make portal 3 the story is preety much finished
@YellowDice4 ай бұрын
Portal ended on a good note though, and we got Alyx to retcon episode 2. I don't know much about l4d but I thought that ended well as well did it not? It still sucks that we never got the final comic for tf2.
@AxtonTheObstagoon4 ай бұрын
idk why, but that middle part made me think "there is no Easter Bunny, there is no Tooth Fairy, and there is no Queen of England"
@coiledAgent4 ай бұрын
@@YellowDice The l4d1 cast got their definitive ending from the comic. The l4d2 cast are currently in the hands of CEDA, but from what happens in the l4d1 ending comic we know that's not gonna end well, so their stories still have room for more. Although, if they made a L4D3, it'd probably focus on a new group of 4 anyway. We'd need another comic to actually wrap things up for the l4d2 cast.
@henrycrystal97403 ай бұрын
And no queen of england
@MA78yt4 ай бұрын
TL:DR : 2 brothers convince dad to buy pointless land, then fight over pointless land for hundreds of years
@user-wd4yl3ts2t4 ай бұрын
Dare Mann
@quinnhasse91704 ай бұрын
even better: family drama.
@froobleton4 ай бұрын
politics:
@quinnhasse91704 ай бұрын
@@froobleton nope it was family drama over legacy
@user-wd4yl3ts2t4 ай бұрын
No it was a darr Mann video
@Birchish4 ай бұрын
One doesn't understand our love for gravel without a few thousand hours in Team Fortress 2.
@Portal2Player4 ай бұрын
I've played for over 4000 hours and I still don't like gravel. What am I doing wrong.
@Birchish4 ай бұрын
@@Portal2Player Think about all that gravel has done for you, the things that gravel makes up. It is super important. Also, it tastes good.
@medicAverage4 ай бұрын
I've played the game for only 700 hours and I'm starting to have a craving for more gravel.
@nvvv_4 ай бұрын
I don't care for the gravel that guy is just paying me to get the gravel. Now that I think about it, he's dead.. who the hell is paying me?
@Portal2Player4 ай бұрын
@@Birchish I think ive only played on it like 5 times
@SomeScruffian4 ай бұрын
Let's all appreciate the first article of lore Valve published was how and why Sniper throws jars of piss at people. They had their priorities straight.
@Bleats_Sinodai4 ай бұрын
Not the El Chavo del Ocho theme for the war game ad segment 💀💀💀
@caoistico66928 күн бұрын
Yeah 💀
@Bavid_Doughie4 ай бұрын
This goes hard, also the "If you didn't like it, fuck you" was hilariously unexpected.
@Ikethepro184 ай бұрын
Trust Valve to create some of the most incredible game lore ever only to just give up 2 feet before the finish line
@user-bj9yt4cz9t4 ай бұрын
Cause they've got steam. And steam is infinite money cheat code, so they don't actually need to do anything else now. They will remember about their games when they need to. Just make valve go nearly bankrupt to make this happen, that's pretty easy
@chaolinpescain4 ай бұрын
blue balls the company
@Skrubs3 ай бұрын
@@chaolinpescain Blu balls you mean
@bluball39233 ай бұрын
@@Skrubs you have summoned me
@blooharrison8105Ай бұрын
Left 4 dead 2 be like
@kfchero24 ай бұрын
14:51 you would think Medic is bluffing and is just saying this to distract Classic Heavy, but nope! Medic later says he just didn’t have time to get the real detonator, AND THEN PRESSES IT
@Dantonfall4 ай бұрын
I pissed myself at the part where Miss Pauling said “It’s team fortressing time” and team fortresses everywhere
@vortex1s4 ай бұрын
11:30 "do not show this to pyrocyincal" 💀
@atmn_clef4 ай бұрын
@pyrocynical
@skankhunt-ef3vw4 ай бұрын
@Pyrocynical
@nameless......................4 ай бұрын
2:24
@Beep_Boop9372 ай бұрын
11:31 💀💀
@laminateshark914 ай бұрын
still amazes me how people on youtube can make the same story that ive heard 5 times be so interesting and be told in such creative ways well done man
@ZinxBDW57274 ай бұрын
It’s probably the cats
@flaris07064 ай бұрын
@@ZinxBDW5727 i love the cars
@BallsBlaster694 ай бұрын
same bro, i love these cars
@Emoji_Master694204 ай бұрын
I love cool cars
@slavsit76004 ай бұрын
i love huge beasts
@MelRosewood4 ай бұрын
The Miss Pauling cat looks genuinely adorable, fantastic work.
@charliegamer4896Ай бұрын
well, the "no final comic" thing aged well.
@RafelChip15 күн бұрын
Wym?
@RafelChip15 күн бұрын
Oh nvm just looked it up. Thas crazy
@xdx12394 ай бұрын
5:19 WHY DID YOU JUST ADD THE CHAVO DEL 8 INTRO MUSIC LMAO 😭😭
@AntiAirFlak4 ай бұрын
Gotta love that banger 👏
@AnnmusPnda4 ай бұрын
You gotta admit it fit so well haha
@hurtfulpump50634 ай бұрын
It doesn’t even fit but it makes the footage of the tanks funnier somehow lol
@xdx12394 ай бұрын
@@AntiAirFlak As a dude how grow up watching El chavo del 8 (Spanish is my main lenguage btw) hearing the music just trow me back to my childhood, it happens too when i hear Little big planet music in random videos, those little things make so happy tbh
@xdx12394 ай бұрын
@@AnnmusPnda Lmao for some reason it does lol
@Pudding4044 ай бұрын
The gravel war has been going on so long that the canon fights now are just your average doublecross casual match and you can't tell me otherwise.
@Big_RandyTM4 ай бұрын
They eventually get tired of fighting and just dance in the middle and eat sandviches
@prosto_a_user4 ай бұрын
@@Big_RandyTMPootis pencer here.
@crossbo53454 ай бұрын
I thought that said “the gravel jars” and now I want a weapon that’s just gravel in a jar
@mybodyisamachine4 ай бұрын
I see you everywhere
@Fish-man24 ай бұрын
In the map swiftwater the "plot" is that red is poisoning blu's water that blu is trying to bottle and sell so the obvious way for blu to stop them is by throwing a bomb equivalent to a nuke and that is why your trying to push the payload into reds building.
@amadeus1713 ай бұрын
1:44 I thought his guitar caught fire for a sec. Great video !
@Billy_Berry53132 ай бұрын
me too
@Mxgenta4 ай бұрын
TF2 + Goldec = Guaranteed Masterpiece
@ItzNockey4 ай бұрын
Agreed🤝
@berryboi5654 ай бұрын
Real
@WolfGangDealers4 ай бұрын
Another banger cat edit. Great job on this video bro
@bolortsetsegsosorburam404518 күн бұрын
Nice name
@BlankPapers4 ай бұрын
I accidentally read this as, “what exactly are we fighting for in TF2?” And thought you were gonna explain each and every game mode’s lore significance to figure out what exactly each objective does for the significance of the actual lore
@Spacebugg3 ай бұрын
New video idea
@boxenjoyer26224 күн бұрын
so we are fighting for piecie of metal that looks like shiny butter?
@unwrittenman4 ай бұрын
Really, you fight for the hats
@Engineer_Gaming1232 ай бұрын
They fight for sandwich
@ctrlaltrepeat2454 ай бұрын
"Why exactly are we fighting?" "Because two brothers hated eachother." "Yeah but... Why?" [Insert 4+ hour slideshow presentation]
@coenisgreat4 ай бұрын
TLDW; it's because it's an endless, pointless stalemate between shell companies owned by twin idiot brothers because it makes Mann Co. lots of money to keep them equal. In MvM it's because the robots are just incompetent enough that it ground to a stalemate again. Everything beyond that is in the unfinished comic series.
@Mr_thesheep4 ай бұрын
13:07 can we all just appreciate the fact that the classic sniper was nice enough to light spy’s cigarette for him
@Javelin864 ай бұрын
Lol i love that you used the El Chavo del Ocho soundtrack in the ad 😂10/10 vid
@STEALT_BLADE4 ай бұрын
the story of the badlands is that blutarch and redmond convinced him to buy a land which they believed had gravel,when they arrived it didnt have any gravel and was jsut a desert so out of spite Zephaniah left the land they made him to buy to blutarch and redmond knowing they will fight for it till the end
@sendboobs4 ай бұрын
This channel is criminally underrated, please upload more!
@svkee1g4 ай бұрын
Team Fortress 2 video by Goldec? Hell yeah!
@Egdisobgdoslw4 ай бұрын
you're goated for using music from el chavo
@supercharlie40944 ай бұрын
never thought i would be hearing the "el chavo del ocho" intro song while seeing war tanks attacking each other
@oiytd5wugho4 ай бұрын
1:00 it's worth mentioning they wanted to do comics before the game released, even commissioning a couple of pages from an illustrator. There was always supposed to be some story to the game
@Monsterdemonbbc4 ай бұрын
Mr Goldec knows what’s good, bro is cattastic
@Cynidecia4 ай бұрын
Still wonder what happened to the TFC Medic. he was the only member of the TFC Team who didn't show up.
@fruchtigfrisch71124 ай бұрын
Was pleasantly surprised seeing a tf2 video from you. Would love to see more.
@singleNim4 ай бұрын
Blutarch is pronounced "Bloo-tark," the ch sounds like a k such as in architect or psychology.
@LOLYOU13374 ай бұрын
goldec + tf2??? YAHOOOO 🤩
@derpsterYT4 ай бұрын
A tf2 video with cats????? based.
@Nur210254 ай бұрын
based on WHAT?!?!?!?!
@Eadxgu4 ай бұрын
@@Nur21025 The real life location 😀
@legoz774 ай бұрын
@@Nur21025based. The term used to describe someone of great masculinity (or greatness if its not a man)
@vasagus77184 ай бұрын
I hate pyro mains as much as spy mains
@TheWitnessedd4 ай бұрын
@@legoz77 No
@echiwav4 ай бұрын
i swear goldec videos are just different, the storytelling with the cat and dog characters, the script and the comedic timings are perfect, our drilla cooked once again.
8:13 im pretty sure this is a mistake, demoman actually was doing like 36 jobs and was depressed because his mother kept pestering him on getting more jobs
@CL4P-TP_75932 ай бұрын
14:45 its fucking impossible for any of them to die
@lordpumpkinhead2652 ай бұрын
7:43 This is probably the cutest scene in all of the TF2 lore. Saxton Hale just has to sit there and take the "beating" as a 4-year old "fights" him.
@fazbeargaming7196Ай бұрын
Coming a few months after this was released, Terrific news, the final comic as announced and is coming soon with the script being finished and a leak of one of the pages
@tyminius4 ай бұрын
Tf2 + silly little cats = based video
@sameertokhi74434 ай бұрын
based? based on what?
@RomanWasHere-4 ай бұрын
TF2 Gameplay vs TF2 lore
@viket83164 ай бұрын
15:09 mandela effect she says We are team fortress TWO
@blacklight6834 ай бұрын
You know what? I just realized, scout and medic while revived due to (funny)plot armor one talked to god to go back the other talked to satan to go back i didnt know they were both chill like that
@lerinowstudios4 ай бұрын
I saw your channel only now and I thought that this video was uploaded 1 or 2 years ago, but I saw the date and I heard 2024 in video and all is clear now. the video is amazing! It's very informative and interesting. Goodjob, lad! It's very nice that you're so active. I will subscribe and watch all your videos. You're just amazing creator.
@zefhi14334 ай бұрын
2:34 abraham.
@Jester0102 ай бұрын
5:26 CHAVO LA LOCHO???
@giuseppesickle3 ай бұрын
All of this has been said before in countless other videos but your unique editing style and png pet mercs kept me watching. Nice job man!
@cs_lira4 ай бұрын
14:17 goes so absolutely hard
@donkey23674 ай бұрын
This panel is cool as fuck. 13:31
@LTF_XD2 ай бұрын
its kinda scary tho😂
@theunrecorded3997Ай бұрын
Now this is the most underrated, amazing, and entertaining channel that I've found. The animation and editing is also so good.
@SmoZeek4 ай бұрын
gravel wars moment.
@caloniianims4 ай бұрын
0:58 meet the team
@Uncle2282 ай бұрын
TLDR; two brothers bickering over land filled with nothing but gravel gone wrong
@Wellnow1231234 ай бұрын
Quickly becoming one of my favorite valve content channels
@user-wp2gx3jk9u4 ай бұрын
thats what we needed quality content as always homie
@fortygrandtv4 ай бұрын
I never thought I’d see the day my favorite cs channel would make a tf2 video. Let’s fuckin go
@SharkFanAaron4 ай бұрын
THANK YOU FOR MAKING THIS THIS VIDEO JUST MAKES ME SMILE
@Capyccino_4 ай бұрын
I love the mercenaries as cats and dogs, it's so cute 😭 this is truly one of my favourite tf2 videos. i love how you presented it, i thought the lore was complicated but you explained it so well!
@DerPizzaFreak4 ай бұрын
Such a banger Video again, great work! Wouldn't have thought, that the TFT lore is so deep
@Hoodwink-14 ай бұрын
Wasn't expecting a TF2 content from Goldec, which is even better! keep up with ur high quality contents mate ;)
@thewall915Ай бұрын
Read up men 7th comic is being written :)
@Themaninthevoid2 ай бұрын
fun fact: the most reproduced scene is 1 second after the sponsor (no one gives a sheet about the sponsor and skips it, and i understand)
@finalnoob83704 ай бұрын
Babe wake up, new goldec video
@ty2teo134 ай бұрын
This is like CS, two teams and they fight each other. Btw nice vid.
@TheReviewer634 ай бұрын
I think one of my favorite parts of this story, outside of the "We're Team Fortress" is the fact that the Classic squad was actually part of the story
@christosdoesthingsАй бұрын
THE COMIC IS BACK. COMIC 7 IS STILL IN PRODUCTION
@JOYBOYTHESUNGODNIKA2 ай бұрын
9:27 basically the start of Superman
@louis-b42494 ай бұрын
0:15 200 IQ Power Move right there
@EliteCameraBuddy18 күн бұрын
11:06 so thats how the respawn machines were made
@infamous18174 ай бұрын
i love the editing in this video. keep it up man this is actually really good
@win7best4 ай бұрын
Never excepted a tf2 video from goldec
@moshidoshi21524 ай бұрын
Silly cat fortress lore and Chavo del 8 on sponsor? Very great video :D
@krypt420Ай бұрын
One of the videos you can really rewatch... Beatiful work Goldec.
@mkruppe3 ай бұрын
I love your way of doing this video that way you represent characters and yourself as cats in funny
@koopatroopa79684 ай бұрын
0:07 is that a reference to Stranger Things? (for those of you who don’t get it, it’s a demoman dog. A _demodog,_ if you will)
@Sorbizx4 ай бұрын
Yooo El Chavo del Ocho theme dont know if the animated one or live action one
@danielferrovias2 ай бұрын
both
@chungusamongus5194 ай бұрын
Short answer: Gravel
@azeroth29944 ай бұрын
Just here to drop a tldr: Two old men (who probably died and are now vengeful spirits) hired us to fight each other for a gravel pit
@Xilekai4 ай бұрын
I very frequently state "Why are we fighting?" because of these two videos.
@metalkixjr7582Ай бұрын
0:47 POV: tax season
@omgtherenonames69Ай бұрын
Explaining why they're fighting ❌ Explaining almost the entire tf2 lore ✅
@user-ci5xq5hq4b4 ай бұрын
Scout(blue) :Snake why is she fighting for?why am i fighting for?WHY ARE YOU FIGHTING FOR?!?!
@sebastiancristaldo68684 ай бұрын
5:22 chavo del 8 moment
@neoey4 ай бұрын
Never Played TF2, but i already know a new Goldec video will be a banger 🎉🎉🎉
@Bblackwolf14 ай бұрын
Please try out more video types. I am in love with your content! As long as it has the cats/dogs and Valve I don't think you can miss!
@nathanjoelab4 ай бұрын
No way I just heard the "El Chavo del Ocho" theme on this video. Absolutely mad. 10/10 video