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Goofing on Jackie's Joke Master Jr.
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3 жыл бұрынHopefully this will help make you cooler. Nov 2004
@TheGreen8astard 3 жыл бұрын
Jackie math, “there’s 140 jokes, you do that 5 times, you’re in the thousands.” Actual math, 140x5 = 700. 😂
@JustinJTime 2 жыл бұрын
Jackie only does math right when it comes to money. 😂
@jodygotyourgirlngone 3 жыл бұрын
Whenever the carnival music starts, I start laughing...
@kerpal321 2 жыл бұрын
jackies laughter and his theme music are two of my fondest memories from the 90s, me and my friends used to crack up so hard when we would hear jackie laughing
@jtrevrb1 2 жыл бұрын
I imagine an electro mechanical toy from the 60’s- 70’s of a circus ring with many different clowns performing different acts but all with Jackie’s face every time that music drops….
@pieceworkstudios 2 жыл бұрын
Every time without fail 🤣
@pieceworkstudios 2 жыл бұрын
@@jtrevrb1 with spring necks and boingy heads 😂😂
@ASPEDBUSDRIVER1 2 жыл бұрын
Me too it's perfect
@bobwoods1302 Жыл бұрын
I love how Jackie markets it like it's a tool. Talking about how it pays for itself. 🤣
@BigBoss-zi5ss Жыл бұрын
And the box it comes in..." the dam thing could sell air"
@kochiyama Жыл бұрын
I actually got one of these for free from the Joke Man himself back in 2006. Gave it to my little nephew and it became his most prized possession. He wore that fucking thing out.
@JustinJTime Жыл бұрын
Did he become a popular kid?
@kochiyama Жыл бұрын
@@JustinJTime certainly not with his parents, my sister was legit angry at me for a while because the thing was so obnoxious.
@tastethejace Жыл бұрын
It's Jackie's whole act condensed into a cheap purple brick in plastic lol
@jeffshepard501 Жыл бұрын
🎉😂
@jamesross9906 Жыл бұрын
Nobody naught this garbage Jackie sucked
@renebrown7394 Жыл бұрын
Yes
@nigabastard1268 Жыл бұрын
Heeyyyy!!! It’s fuuunnnnyyyy!!!
@shawndonovan1151 Жыл бұрын
Lolololol
@juanwarez3444 3 жыл бұрын
When i was a kid my parents gave me a jokemaster for christmas one year and even before i knew the Howard Stern show i remember thinking to myself "can't believe they gave me this junk".
@ThomasSanti 3 жыл бұрын
Didnt it make you cool?
@jimkissel2140 3 жыл бұрын
Were they fans of the show or did they think it'd make you the most popular kid at school?
@rodneyalaking8241 3 жыл бұрын
Ooof, I don’t think I would’ve admitted that.
@HankBukowski 3 жыл бұрын
Liar. Jackie said you, and every other kid, "flipped for it".
@indonesianwaffles4402 3 жыл бұрын
That’s pretty funny man XD
@tessaanne1205 Жыл бұрын
I've been binging on all things Jackie. I always thought the show was not the same after he left but this is beyond the funniest thing ever. The unpopular kid...im dying . The funniest segment yet on Jackie
@kramerbassplayer Жыл бұрын
Yeah I loved the Jackie years the best
@tastethejace Жыл бұрын
Could you imagine that poor kid on Christmas morning? "Oh boy! I bet it's that Gameboy I always wanted! I've been good!" Enjoy your JokeMaster Jr, junior!
@GonzoShitcock Жыл бұрын
But that's killer shit! 😂😂😂
@MeatySmirk Жыл бұрын
I had one and I'm pretty sure I got it for Christmas lol
@seafire3271 2 жыл бұрын
Perfect time capsule segment of this era of the show
@danthemann6565 Жыл бұрын
These were the best years of radio. Miss the gang.
@shawndonovan1151 Жыл бұрын
U got that right sister
@spookybodega5163 3 жыл бұрын
I gave my kids a joke master jr. and they laughed so hard they shit all over the living room
@NativeBratElaine 3 жыл бұрын
It looks like COOKIE PUSS!!! 🍰
@NativeBratElaine 3 жыл бұрын
@Ed Norton Gay Howard
@jansa940 3 жыл бұрын
@Elaine Lanie Lane 5k LOL. I was thinking the same thing. The Cookie Puss clips where Howard mocks Fred in the Carvel Ice Cream Cookie Puss Voice are some of my favorites. Fred really is from Mars...who would buy an ice cream cake for their Mother for Mother's day
@eg4325 Жыл бұрын
“I’m gonna go drink some Jim beam, you go play with ure jokemaster 2”🤣😂
@JWagsWasHere 9 ай бұрын
"Mom's gotta forge your celebrex prescription, you go play with your joke machine."
@dwalden74 2 жыл бұрын
Best line ever: “If you’re an unpopular fetus…” 😂😂😂
@0XYGENgone Жыл бұрын
Please post more of Jackie getting goofed on lol
@GonzoShitcock 3 жыл бұрын
Jackie went from getting paid millions to selling garbage on Home Shopping Channel...wow
@MrBronx61 3 жыл бұрын
Jackie & Nancy were so delusional, but that's what made them great on the Stern show.
@sanansa4567 3 жыл бұрын
@@MrBronx61 It was Nancy that filled Jackie's head and Howard knew it, that is why he called her out on multiple occassions.I realize Jackie ultimately did it to himself, but a lot of people are influenced by their spouses.
@johnnycash2238 2 жыл бұрын
Jackie was selling all of this junk way before he left the show. Jackie has been pushing his joke junk since the late 80’s.
@mysonandme8424 Жыл бұрын
@@johnnycash2238 except he actually made good money off his junk back then because of the show.
@jedsteelwell2354 Жыл бұрын
Blame Nancy she is the one who made Jackie think he could do all these things without the show!!
@verdes25 2 жыл бұрын
I can’t imagine how disappointed the kids that got this for Xmas were… 😂
@kramerbassplayer Жыл бұрын
Lol
@rwc20071 3 жыл бұрын
24:32 Fred doing Jackie makes me laugh everytime
@iwonderwhoitis22 3 жыл бұрын
I've been looking for this clip forever.
@Anti_wokeness 3 жыл бұрын
Yes. Me too. Finally!
@squagmire7259 3 жыл бұрын
I never heard this gem before now, “ hey vinny I just made this nerd eat his joke machine “ prime Artie
@oldironsides4107 3 жыл бұрын
There’s a video on Reddit where a guys pees in Jackie’s pitcher of beer it’s almost half piss. And Jackie slams down the piss. And orders another. The guy is a piss swilling idiot. Literally
@bonethugsfiend 3 жыл бұрын
That guys phony baloney voice affect at the beginning was hilarious
@jhdevious 3 жыл бұрын
Is Jackie currently selling Jokemasters and "punching up scripts" on that jetti?
@oldironsides4107 3 жыл бұрын
He is seriously selling jokemasters
@iamjp1 3 жыл бұрын
@@oldironsides4107 pathetic
@stevebauer289 2 жыл бұрын
He's still selling them....as well as his Plasma
@andrewgeraci8798 Жыл бұрын
All the years when Jackie had plugs and COMMERCIALS on E! shows every night. You'd think he would go from corny Vaudeville jokes to the great material he used on the Stern show
@thegadflygang5381 Жыл бұрын
His puns are what helped him accell at the show. Quick punchy short funny one liners. It is a real talent that might not translate to stand up but having seen Jackie's show it is by far the most fun i ever had at a comedy show. It is a freeforall and it is beyond the jokes the whole vibe is great
@johnalesia4700 Жыл бұрын
Robin tries to say what she thinks Howard wants to hear!
@johnalesia4700 Жыл бұрын
Na ! I dont care what you want to hear!
@johnalesia4700 Жыл бұрын
LOL if you say !
@Onxy1976 Жыл бұрын
Since the first time her and Howard met...to.this very day...Howard was her meal tickets and she made 10s of millions a year with just being horrible...anyone literally can do her job and millions can do it better with ease...I have no idea why Howard thinks she is a good co host...she has to be the worst choice on the planet..
@danielbrown7378 Жыл бұрын
@@Onxy1976 agreed. It would have to be a well-spoken female African American. Those are the only requirements. That’s why her side projects all failed - lack of talent.
@RicArmstrong 3 жыл бұрын
He would have had more success if he made an adult joke machine.
@robnorwood3591 3 жыл бұрын
His adult jokes were just as bad.
@jansa940 3 жыл бұрын
@Ricochet, nobody would buy it, since everyone already has a joke machine....their cell phone.
@RicArmstrong 3 жыл бұрын
@@jansa940 I'm talking about when it first came out. They didn't have smart phones back then.
@iamjp1 3 жыл бұрын
@@jansa940 this is from like 04-05
@fudgicle1427 Жыл бұрын
Artie said, "seven killed in Fallujah and, Jackie's got a new joke machine". Miss you Baby Gorilla.
@hombrelobomedia3503 Жыл бұрын
Artie and his stab wounds! I agree. Great radio
@bigbossg26w22 3 жыл бұрын
When the HSS was an absolute beast I remember this when the show was live loving it right now. Thanks
@shockeye3863 Жыл бұрын
"Weinerdog's got a joke machine!" I lost it
@jesusvilla6132 Жыл бұрын
Fred doing Jackie is what makes this whole video amazing.
@SkateOrDie666 Жыл бұрын
8:41
@thetongueandcheek5495 11 ай бұрын
They need to make a documentary about radio callers bc I swear every single one is mentally ill and it’s hilarious 😂
@raverwater1 3 жыл бұрын
I could listen to this all day😂😂
@joegibson6041 2 жыл бұрын
How many suckers ended up with the Joke Master for Christmas and then sliced their finger off trying to open it?
@shpidermonky6443 3 ай бұрын
Man jeff was great here, he would have been a great addition to the team
@Randomcomicsfrommyspinne-xt5kq 3 ай бұрын
Direct to the Dollar Store!
@mulemule Жыл бұрын
(The really tough part's when it starts negotiating for syndication rights to the kids' other toys.)
@alejandromavarez164 3 жыл бұрын
18:30 you have to help me papi lmao
@GonzoShitcock 3 жыл бұрын
Howard hung up on him...I actually wanted to know what he needed...😂😂😂😂😂
@justinstokes8025 3 жыл бұрын
Fuuuuuuckkinnn dead.... “ howaaaar papiiii” 🤣🤣
@oldironsides4107 3 жыл бұрын
Jackie is such a hack. You gotta respect the cheap junk he sells.
@thewatchcommander7253 Жыл бұрын
Dude, Fred’s lines are THE BEST
@drewgeraci8434 3 ай бұрын
"Jackie just turned 57 and his jokes just turned 400 years old." BAM!
@onnnbbb Жыл бұрын
"Howard you have to help me papi"
@MisterJessel 3 жыл бұрын
Those are the lame jokes you see on Laffy Taffy wrappers.
@sanansa4567 3 жыл бұрын
LOL. True
@idjut1080 2 жыл бұрын
There is a dirty joke machine as well.
@bobhess5986 3 жыл бұрын
Jackie the Jokeman is the Pete Best of the Stern show.
@CIoseyourmouth 3 жыл бұрын
Jackie wasn’t kicked out
@thedarthflagger 4 ай бұрын
More like Phil Specter
@tonyreyes3780 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine being Jackie and leaving your 1.5 mil a year writers job on the show, then tuning in to hear all these people goofing on you…. That’s gotta sting
@mr.brenman2132 2 жыл бұрын
From what I've read he was making a 3rd of that.
@kgamra1 Жыл бұрын
675 was his last salary. Great money but Howard was at 10 mill a year at that point.
@thegadflygang5381 Жыл бұрын
@@kgamra1 Jackie says it was $600 and asked for $675 but was willing to take $650. He definitely deserved it if Howard was making $10 mil
@mikemedina9634 2 жыл бұрын
“How do you know when you’re sick? When you throw up!” 💀💀💀
@hakashaqU812 3 жыл бұрын
Two flies land on a pile of shit...one lifts his leg and farts...the other says "Hey! I'm trying to eat here!" lol
@itsmarycheeks 3 жыл бұрын
😂
@phucknuts Жыл бұрын
Oh my god.. such classic comedy.. I was laughing out loud
@Fourthirteen82 Жыл бұрын
24:35 I am so dead. Fred killed with this one
@nexusSix_237 3 жыл бұрын
DAMM this is an AMAZING upload! I'm crying from laughing so much
@drewgeraci8434 3 ай бұрын
Never tire of this bit. I've listened dozens of times over the years. How was Jackie brilliant at bouncing ideas off Howard, Robin and Fred yet his solo act is incredibly outdated and corny? It's like two different comics.
@bookfin9265 10 ай бұрын
knock knock whos there I'm giving my money to I'm giving me money to who? you're giving your money to HACKIE THE BROKEMAN
@jayrichter8332 3 жыл бұрын
All Jackie Marlowe all day! F Timmy.
@TurboLemon 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao at the edits near the end where they use Jackie's (shitty) adult jokes.
@willhunt3000 Жыл бұрын
The Jackie puppet was always way funnier than Jackie ever was but the JP wouldn't exist w/o the Jokeman
@0XYGENgone 2 жыл бұрын
one of the funniest things ive ever heard post more
@ThomasSanti 3 жыл бұрын
Yes!!! I love Jackie goofing
@optimisticcosmic 3 жыл бұрын
Jackie was clearly a hack and he was making major money on the biggest show in history and he walked away. U N B E L I E V A B L E
@pageluvva 2 жыл бұрын
Clearly you have never listened to the show. Jackie wrote all of the show's greatest lines.
@mysonandme8424 Жыл бұрын
@@pageluvva his standup was hack.
@pageluvva Жыл бұрын
@@mysonandme8424 Hacky for sure but always some laughs. I am a Jackie fan.
@varrick1226 10 ай бұрын
The glory years God how funny they were all back then. And yes Robin made me laugh too. I will always love and adore Howard no matter how much of a clown is he today and he is.
@johnjoyce5658 3 жыл бұрын
Poor Jackie. The guy will go to his grave never admitting he made the biggest mistake in show history
@jonathanmason2411 3 жыл бұрын
Biggest mistake in show business history. Jackie had the pairing of minor talent and no shame that made him a sitting duck
@bigdukesix4161 3 жыл бұрын
He did admit it when he later called in 10 years later
@shellbacksclub 3 жыл бұрын
I'm actually obsessed with sound boxes, & I'd kill for one of these!
@matthewpjames 3 жыл бұрын
You may need to look in a Moooooseum to find one!
@beeblebooble4411 3 жыл бұрын
I pooped my pants in utter horror and sheer joy
@fakeascanbe423 2 ай бұрын
Knock knock Who's there? Santa clause Santa clause WHY?
@Caalifrna 3 жыл бұрын
Hackie the joke man!!!!
@JohnS-er7jh Жыл бұрын
I wish I could find a video clip of this with Jackie on HSN. Wonder what Shipping and Handling Cost..
@Apettyexistence Жыл бұрын
19.95 at least lol
@andyl7547 Жыл бұрын
36:02 absolutely hilarious
@dwalden74 3 жыл бұрын
Audio book cutups always crack me up 😂😂😂
@jandubovan7198 Ай бұрын
More than 1100 jokes??? One thousand one hundred?!? Imagine doing joke #583! Or #154 One thousand one hundred! Insane
@pageluvva 2 жыл бұрын
When Jackie left the show it dive-bombed and has continued since then......... And love all the over-the-top fake laughing at Fred's "jokes"
@cooperlambert9621 2 жыл бұрын
Dude Jackie was only funny when he was getting goofed on. Howard, Benny, Fred, Artie, Sal and Richard are all funnier.
@pageluvva 2 жыл бұрын
@@cooperlambert9621 Disagree with you 100%. For me the classic Stern years are king. What the show became is an embarrassment. Benjy and Sal and Richard funnier than Jackie? hell no! But you listen to the new shit and I will listen to my complete years of 1990 to 2001. All opinions anyway.........
@mysonandme8424 Жыл бұрын
It went to shit after Artie left.
@pageluvva Жыл бұрын
@@mysonandme8424 Absol agree. Even before. When Artie started calling in sick and falling asleep it was pretty sad.
@jedsteelwell2354 Жыл бұрын
The show was best with Jackie and Billy
@johnjones6049 3 жыл бұрын
Jackie the Joke Man who wasn't happy with being successful??? That may be what makes Jackie the most awesome!!! I can identify...👍😎👍
@78bcat 2 жыл бұрын
"I still don't get it, boff...in other words, armies and sleevies, don't get I, boff"
@whatutalkinboutwillis6122 2 жыл бұрын
It’s on EBay for 25 bucks. It’s 24 dollars over priced.
@GonzoShitcock 2 жыл бұрын
No it's $24.99 over priced
@carter4597 3 жыл бұрын
Look at that piece of junk lmao
@shpidermonky6443 3 ай бұрын
34:37 and 35:12 im in tears lol so damn funny
@rmartin7558 2 жыл бұрын
Who's the unfunny guy sitting in with Howard and Artie?
@gusc6785 Жыл бұрын
Jimmy Kimmel I think
@n8ivegogo1 Жыл бұрын
it wasn’t Jimmy He doesn’t do stupid voices like that guy was doing
@JAB2010 10 ай бұрын
They said Jeff Cesario
@donmajestic5258 3 жыл бұрын
Jackie is so sad
@danmorris8594 3 жыл бұрын
He Has no shame
@christhevancura9113 3 жыл бұрын
The Jokemin
@pepsitate8019 Жыл бұрын
Lol imagine if Jimmy Kimmel actually went to Sirius
@BoJoFohPah 5 ай бұрын
Where does the general keep his armies? In his BLRHFFJICDOSDN
@TKGIOIA Жыл бұрын
a childhood friend
@Silvertone58 Жыл бұрын
That’s Killer Shit!
@GonzoShitcock Жыл бұрын
Indeed it is, Joke Man! 😅😅😅😅
@VegasSharp 3 жыл бұрын
The Amazon reviews, if real, are pretty good.
@danmorris8594 3 жыл бұрын
See the mombo reviews
@Iamwangdong Ай бұрын
I’M LOOKING FAR A JOB
@thewatchcommander7253 Жыл бұрын
Who’s the guest star on this segment…I’ve heard it a thousand times but I still don’t know. At times it sounds like Shuli, but that can’t be right…this guy is too polished
@sammycuautle5278 Жыл бұрын
Jeff Cesario, Howard reads his plug like 10 mins in
@Sshooter444 3 жыл бұрын
Jackie the Jokemun
@BigBoss-zi5ss Жыл бұрын
I would kill to see the video of Jackie on the home shopping network
@TopRankSEO 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for uploading hahha
@paulhendrick5857 3 жыл бұрын
Jackie’s life was funny , I didn’t really care for the rapid fire jokes .
@oldmanconnery 3 жыл бұрын
They’re funny for 5-10 minutes but then it gets real old real fast. That style of setup / punchline went out of favor in the 60’s and comedians moved onto the monologue instead. Not our good old Jokeman though.
@brendansheehy8124 3 жыл бұрын
U shud watch the clip where he roasts Howard. He is awful and gets zero laughs. Jackie is actually a horrible stand up comedian
@parks. 10 ай бұрын
34:40 ironically one of the funniest jokes ive ever heard. Yessir Iamfat hahaha
@nickwhiteshow 2 ай бұрын
A rare statement by Howard he graduated summa cum laude
@tonyreyes3780 2 жыл бұрын
You gon to have to help me papi
@SuperLordHawHaw Жыл бұрын
It was still more successful than Nancy
@EugenioFranklin Жыл бұрын
Classic!
@mrpudda12 3 жыл бұрын
Oh, you found it!
@thedarthflagger 4 ай бұрын
I never heard this one
@mistermusturd6402 3 жыл бұрын
12:55 Rimonabant (also known as SR141716; trade names Acomplia, Zimulti)[3] is an anorectic antiobesity drug that was first approved in Europe in 2006 but was withdrawn worldwide in 2008 due to serious psychiatric side effects; it was never approved in the United States.
@youdontseeanoldmanhavinatw4904 3 жыл бұрын
Interesting
@cr-nd8qh 3 жыл бұрын
I'm on it I'm not crazy
@TheSwineofGod Жыл бұрын
30:07 "a joke tampon" 😆
@jayrichter8332 3 жыл бұрын
I hear ya!
@n8ivegogo1 Жыл бұрын
Who’s the other guy in the studio with them???
@redrocks1983 Жыл бұрын
Howard genuinely wishes that his former staffers succeed after they leave the show...ha-ha
@SirBallsDeepOfHouseManthrust 8 ай бұрын
It’s made by Excalibur!
@danieladams6922 3 жыл бұрын
Jackie Martling. David Caruso. Shelly Long. What do these people have in common...bad career moves! People who thought they were better than their actual worth.
@sanansa4567 3 жыл бұрын
but in the case of David Caruso, at least he made enough money that it really doesn't matter....Jackie has been living off scraps for the past 20 years.
@gavinbrando8255 3 жыл бұрын
Only Caruso realised the mistake and was lucky enough to come back
@gerardlafferti4485 Жыл бұрын
Classic goof
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