#makeamericafountainsagain

Malinda Kathleen Reese do firework from Katy Perry! In Google translate!

Happy 4th of July Translate!!!!!

This is the first time that I've commented on a youtuber's comment without it having 500+ comments first!

plz do Dream it Possible

At least oil wasn't mentioned.

this is 20000% american!!!

Part about the banks sounds like what Swiss nationalists always say.

google is obsessed with the baltic sea btw

I agree. They just had to emphasize "our banks". Really? More Money S**t

america:with security. willy wonka (the truth): wait. stop that, flip it and reverse... america: without security. conspiracy theorists: we were right all along! wallmart in america: we sell things, guns, and vidio games to kids! *hears the violent vidio games thing* *and removes all video games* also wallmart: i wonder why that didn't lower school shootings?donald trump said that he will not be impeached... perhaps, but people would pay a lot of money to see him dead...

3:20 to 3:22 so true. so true.

True

GOD SAVE AMERICA. OUR SONGS ARE BEING CORRUPTED, PEOPLE ARE GOING NUTS. AND SOCIALISTS WERE COMING SOONER THAN EXPECTED!

ALEXANDER HAMILTON

uhhhh i saw this and was reading it while malinda was saying it-

Oh God- I read politician as pelican! 🤣🤣

Citizen: "The sky is blue" Politician: "Actually in my opinion the sky is red so you should die" Citizen: "No but the sky is blue, just look up" Politician: "Buddy, have you ever seen a sunset before? What an idiot" Citizen: "But that's only the horizon during the sunset!" Idiot: "No no actually he's correct the sky is red in my opinion" Citizen: "YOU CAN'T HAVE AN OPINION THAT DEFIES REALITY" Idiot: "Relax, it's not like 2 + 2 = 10 ya moron" Politician: "ACTUALLY 2 + 2 = 10 in base 4" Idiot: "Oh yeah, 2 + 2 = 10 :D" Citizen: "Only in base 4 though!" Politician: "So you're saying that base 4 doesn't matter?" Citizen: "No I'm saying normally 2 + 2 = 4" Idiot: "I think we need to cancel him, wadda ya say?" Politician: "Yep. He's racist against base 4 and the color red"

@@MandMs05 This is so funny...XD

or a fox news anchor

I mean, its not wrong. Muslims have taken over lands that christians held sacred sn god is clearly on their side.

@@StrazdasLT. correction. Muslims live with Christian and others at the same land we call it Earth. I'm not American btw I'm Malaysian. As a Malaysians we don't allowed to said racists thing towards another ethnics or religions if you do it in public you will thrown in jail especially toward Muslims Malays or Indigenous.

@@madnope506 same as third indonesians we are not allowed to insult people from another religions (tolerance rule) This tolerance rule apply to every religion that are within the country Borders

@@StrazdasLT it's funnier when you know both kinda worship the same god

@@inary682 Tolerance rule sounds more like an easy rule to take advantage of politically speaking. I'd move out if I were you unless you want to be the next innocent imprisoned for no good reason.

But will it debate it? That is the question.

Lyn Yeah hurts.

“Some advantages”

THE EARTH IS FLAT

OCT 8th 1492

WesLuvsBtr October 8 is my birthday.

I can imagine they do... I mean, why take so much time to wrap up your hair in something that ends up looking like, well, hair?

That’s so true

@@japanpanda2179 They remind me more of lion manes than hair, it's pretty cool in a way.

@@fatimafarid6999 Interesting, that does sound cool

Lol, I’m a Muslim male and still can confirm this Xd

#makeamericafountainsagain

Men are if u get what I'm sayin

Fuzzy Stripetail me too :D

I mean, we have Philly cheesesteaks...

Would those be egg sandwiches? Also can I put in a plug for the Irish Sea and the North Sea? Nope? OK!

From my home to Baltic sea is 10 min walk and I swim in it when it's warm

Yup!

Depressed Hero Films yes XD

How did you find out this top secret information

We hold these truths to be self-evident that all men are created equal I try not to sing things that Also with Life liberty and the pursuit of happiness we fought for these ideas we shouldn't settle for less these are wise words and apprise a man quotum don't be surprised you guys cuz I wrote E'm

EVERYONE STAN ALEXANDER HAMILHAM

hamilton fan97 you don’t know how BAD it was to hold it in.

Yeah I would say that hits home now more than ever

Forget right now, I think that's more always

American Dream back then: *A new life in a new world where you can prosper* American Dream now: *To Canada / Vers le Canada*

European games! (Wrong continent google). Americans! Americans! God acted against me! (My cat got off my belly cos I was laughing too hard)

Google is bri'ish.

Kuwait is that you?

god hates google translate

Countries other than America:

this aged well

@@Darkness-uf2hr 😂

willy wonka pulled out a big one on america

*"Without security"* What about 9/11?

Umm we make our own security so the government can get the people to fight abroad

We do have security. 2nd amendments: right to bear arms. We’ll just fight them off ourselves!

Are you saying they are not?

as someone who lives near the Rocky mountains I can confirm that they are in face pigs

But, you know... The Baltic Sea

Probably got translated through Russian

@@clairedarkstorm8038 Because a lot of citizens of the USSR spoke Russian? In all seriousness, though, I have not been able to find any way for Russian to turn the tourist attractions to Свинья!

I know a guy from Lithuania! What is it like there? I hope you have a great life there. 😊😊

I live near the baltic

@@jessr6925 no its not im lithuanian too we dont even have a starbucks

A fellow Lithuanian? Kaip sekasi? Kaip karantinas?

O, kiek islamo draugijos narių pas mus

Also me, an American.

And me, a Australian

Also Me, a American!

And me, a British

I was confused cause I saw your comment before I got to that point in the video but when I did get there, I died laughing cause it's so damn accurate.

Eh it explains a lot

Wasn't there a song Climb every Fountain?

It's certainly a reference to the Fountainhead. You know, to balance out the socialists in the first document.

Yes. We are all just fountains.

Fountains of money and resources (Including human resources) for the people who run the lab, probably.

She should've made "we will debate the truth" look like a Trump-tweet! :D

Heard you were talkin crap

I’m a soulless nobody it seems

For some reason i read that in the frozen melody

me reads comment and suddenly feels urge to sing the Schuyler sisters "y hav u done this to me.."

It's nice to see you here Noteblock Lizard. :)

OMG NOTEBLOCK LIZARD I LOVE WHAT YOU DO!!!! ITS SO COOL HOW YOU CAN MAKE ALL THOSE SONGS JUST USING NOTEBLOCKS!!!! SENPAI NOTICE ME!!!!! YOU ARE AMAZING!!!!!

Same, I'm Canadian and I'm confused.

Happy late Canada Day!!

Tina HAPPY CANADA DAY!

#MakeAmericaFountainsAgain

#MakeAmericaFountainsAgain

#MakeAmericaFountainsAgain

#MakeAmaricaFountinsAgain

#MakeAmericaFountionsAgain

Marisol Capra I have questions I have questions hunting me

You have 69 likes. Whoever turns it into 70 has my hatred.

OKAY DOES NOBODY UNDERSTAND THE 69?! Just me..? I'm just gonna go cry in meme.

@@schnitzelberry I feel your pain.

Pigs are great what can I say who gives a bleep about mountains

We love freedom of religion. :) I have several Muslim friends, so I wish people could be more accepting in this country.

What is a hijab

@@violetlover3628 a head covering muslim women wear. You can look them up.

@@funpersonakaebw1110 ok thx you

:D

Josh Bray well.. Baltic states 😂

United Sultanates of the Baltic Sea, since they live in the Muslim Brotherhood

Maybe it's some sort of reference to trump?

...Wait, The US is Åland?

Your right! I can't beleive people don't know that the USA in the Mediterranean Sea!

AND PEGGY

SAME

AND WHEN I MEET THOMAS JEFFERSON IMMA COMPELL HIM TO INCLUDE _WOMEN_ IN THE SEQUEL *_WORK_*

oh please no more Hamilton...

Zelda Player TOO BAD

Sambor Puskas Oh yes please

Omg yes!!

Sambor Puskas YESSSSS

Yes

I said that too!!

so america is a radical muslim country on the baltic sea? seems legit

Lithuania

Laugh safely

Ikr- America is not even a Muslim country 😂😂

@@aixie8559 George Soros, a Hungarian American, is sponsoring the Muslim Brotherhood though.

Sounds like something Evan would say

If you are going to laugh till you choke, you should watch another video she made: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/fpyPbMuAtrWvqoU.html

Kitty Cat Luna yeah that's the video I was reffering too.....

Ok (:

Kitty Cat Luna hehe 😅

Somehow "some advantages" instead of "inlienable rights" describes the USA perfectly at its current stage....

@@kbye2321 this translation almost hurts because it can be almost true sometimes :')

This translation is interesting

Ha

Anyone know why she didn’t? Please tell me there is no controversy around the national anthem.

@@coreyklaustermeier7329 dunno, but I have a feeling that there are some people who would make a big deal out of it because they have no chill.

That's actually a good idea.

YES

Shiny!

I mean... Ya'll did get a lot of early immigration from those parts, so.... Sort of? \_0.0_/ xD

XD

I think Elsa would be like that. Wasn't Prince Eric Greek?

Mimi Angel mood Exactly my thought process

Bruh

I was thinking more like, Eurovision

@@octavaluna Have you SEEN American "talent" shows? The USA gets our European games!

Poland: starts to sweat

Switzerland: ooooo fireworks

I WAS CHOSEN FOR THE CONSTITUTIONAL CONVENTION!

Rioforever Plays There is a New York junior delegate

This is so random but the way Manuel says “I was chosen for the Constitutional Convention” makes me happy.

HAMILHAM HAMMOCK STAND ABDOMEN ANAGRAM AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

Namjoon’s Crabs LARGE BAGUETTE

I’ll make that 32

34 : >

51

60 😄

*yellow YELLOW sandwiches lol

These are wise words enterprising men quote 'em Don't act surprised you guys, Cuz I wrote 'em!

Ow but Hamilton forgets. His plan would have the government assumes state's debts.

Now place your bets as to who that benefits. The very seat of government where Hamilton sits.

Not True!

Oooo if the shoe fits wear it

I did and he immediately blocked me

AmErIcaNs AmeRiCanS

You should you should probably know him I mean your dad hates him can't you do it

Hello Philip! I have received this video from uhh.....Madison and I think this is weird that we have been EXpOSED!

@@cookieboijackuwu9349 hi

as in, this is how other americans about americans

True

No way!! Things work like pasta. Remember to sneak in laundry sauce and snow cones lead to graves.

XD That's great

Erin McFetrick beautiful!~ Love from America!

no, _lovely_ love from America.

XD

Why does canada hope

I want to speak to the virtual manager! The local train was installed without security, and God acted against me!

​@@InventorZahran want a break from the adds?

Alva E same! 😂 Though the perfect trio for ruing your life is definitely Lin, Leslie, and Szin (she made animatics) TOO MUCH EMOTIONS I DONT KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH!!!

Lin has ruined us all, but we love him for it! Lol

very much true.

So many comments on Schuyler Sisters, what about Cabinet battle 1#?

oh yeah, that's true. I'm pretty sure Washington was like, "oh no not these children again" when he wakes up and realizes its Cabinet Battle day. But yeah, Thomas should also be involved here. Gotta have mac n cheese man.

Hey! I remember seeing you in the comment section of that other video where this guy transformed classical themes into ragtime.

Kitty Love Yep, that was me! Matter of fact, you'll see me in the comments for pretty much any classical-related video

A Muslim brotherhood is a more perfect union in hijabs, but it requires a long time.

Why

Blue hair brush

@@hannahnothdurft5611 Right in the eye

Not funny.

Screaming fangirl Daisuki Yes it is

Just some manatee with internet access no its not.

Deutschland und Russland It is

Just some manatee with internet access Not

But she values her citizenship! ; )

That'd be cool. But yeah, she doesn't wanna disrespect her country. (Also if u wanna get technical it's called the Star Spangled Banner)

I think she actually would like to do it, given her good sense of humor, but she doesn't want to get in trouble with the overly sensitive people on the internet nowadays. She's being careful, and i understand.

It will probably say something about immigrates fighting in the Caribbean for the Mole people.

David Thompson See I always feel like Americans tend to value their flag and anthem over their actual people. Disrespecting one of those is a breach of citizenship, but behaviour and actions outside of that to fellow people is out in the open. Guess it's just weird to me to place such high values on what should be only symbols of your country and message, it's those ideas you have to put in practise. The "Land of the Free," will never exist in a piece of cloth or song. I mean you are the same country that demonises dropping the flag or ripping it etc, but plasters it on all your clothes at the same time. (Of course other countries do this, mine included, but we don't place an overly high value on our flag and our version of "disrespect" to it is way more relaxed.) I don't know, maybe it's just cultural differences. I'd be happy to hear a mistranslated Amhrán na bhFiann. At the end of the day a national anthem is just a song, which, even if it is poked fun at a bit, it's original meaning and value to a country won't change.

This... is actually recognizable. Good job.

I saw the wall *H E R O S R U N?*

Wow, strangely poetic :)

I did a similar thing to _The_ _Star-Spangled_ _Banner._ I also included the lines that did not make the anthem (the second stanza onward), so it is a bit longer than normal. First Verse (Official): Look at the sun. On the last night we were very happy with it. For all things are big star. We also vibrate the walls? The bomb exploded when the red light in the rocket ... And when he was come to, yesterday night it is. Or is it just that the star brand continues to shine There is a free man. Second Verse: The beach looks like thick smoke. He is afraid of the haughty and the fear of the enemy. The mill and in the citadel; Half hidden, half blown up? At the light beams are caused. Now, sufficient control, and fully charged. these streams In his home free and the brave. Third Verse: Where swear to the people, in order that a lie? Let there be no chaos, and chaos of war, If we leave home in the city? Dirty flowing blood and the blood. The judge will not be a runaway slave Or a grave, in the darkness, in the fear of flying: The star is the star turn movements In his home free and the brave. Fourth Verse: Oh, when a man has to be free Between the beginning of the war, and her favorite brother. Victory and peace with the blessing of the Lord saved the world sky For our country to praise. If it is, we need to be overcome. They are: our motto: put thy trust in God. So let victory sign your name It is not a fighter. Source material: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Star-Spangled_Banner#Lyrics

Nirutivan 98 I liked both translations

#MakeAmericaFountainsAgain

Josie Kopff I made the pledge of allegiance since she didn’t include it

„Those who are under the banner of the Alliance and the Republican Party know that they are people who use the name of God and the government.“ Here you have the correct Pledge of Allegiance.

......I mean you’re not wrong!

@@nirutivan9811 That pretty much sums it up

Pusheen_Unicorn *great confusion intensifies* Uh hi United Nations?

Why!!!!!

I know I'm surprised as well, the USA is in the United Nations?! Wow! *EDIT* chill this joke wasn't supposed to make any sense

@@theramendutchman I know it wasn't supposed to make sense, but it does, anyways: after all, not only has the United States of America been in the United Nations since the latter's founding in 1945, it's also a member of the United Nations Security Council! Hence, the phrase "We are in the United Nations" makes sense for the USA... and 192 other countries!

@@theramendutchman Did you even watch the video?! We are an experiment that is conducted by the United Nations! XD (Edited because autocorrect changed is to I'd)

Dva Main yes please it will be hilarious.

Same^^

Hmm... Hamilton perhaps?

Ooey Gooey ANGELICAAAAAAA

le BAGUETTE ELIIZAA

AND PEGGY

Yaaassss

werk werk

Only the translated stuff? Okay then, see you in the land of fountains!

Hi yes we are just a bunch of fountains in the Baltic Sea

CJ K The sea east of Sweden

Me too, Julia, me too. My friends and I (we're Italian) have always wondered how life in America is, the land of freedom, an international superpower, a technologically advanced country and... I guess the homeland of fountains.

@@sweet7000 Haha, don't worry, I'm just kidding.

Chinchilla 0 me

Me

✋

Chinchilla 0 umm i did for this comment before i saw the hamilton bit, but not during the video, isnt that weird?

I was looking for that comment 😂

Except this isn't Hamilton

@Sydney-James Yesh same

@@japanpanda2179 nono I mean, like the declaration of independence and stuff like that, it's mentioned in Hamilton so I only know certain lines from Hamilton, not the actual declaration...

*Look around, look around at how lucky we are to be alive right now*

History is happening in Manhattan and we just happen to be in the greatest City in the world, *in the greatest city in the woorld!* Work!

Heiders Oma *CAUSE I’VE BEEN READING COMMON SENSE BY THOMAS PAINE*

CJ K And the gossip in new York city is insidious ;)

Lord Voldemort *SOME MEN SAY THAT I'M INTENSE OR I'M INSANE*

They must *flow* free

Frank Iero, is that you? minus the bank part.

We are fountains because of our schlongs

#makeamericafountainsagain

Dibs! It's ours now!

Does that make Baltic states a part of USA?

The Baltic Sea is part of The Experiment!

bailal1 I think it’s America that’s destroying America

Crazy Cat Lady Esquire 👏👏👏👏

... it's Vladimir Putin!

America or the United States? I'm Canadian and this is not that bad on our side of the border wich is still in America..

You're right When was it ever fixed to begin with?

I liked the free education bit!

I liked the shade at Tanacon bit...

Banks = AHam = We have disappointed AHam