All I’ve learned is Arizona costs less than the pancake I bought for breakfast.

No one: No one at all: Google Translate: “Ask your doctor before buying a business”

"Working hard means finding a small car, buying a car, and buying a car" *applause*

“Ask your doctor before buying a business.” Doctors have money, they might be a good investor. Logic.

I think we should see google translate do a personality test.

Google Translate was actually spittin' straight facts in this one -- "Owning a property is still far from the average person"

Don't threaten an emu Remember, Australia lost a war to them. They're stronk

"Ask your doctor before buying a buissness" Will do

I feel like I’m gaining and losing brain cells at the same time

"Products are sold in shops and in the whole world, so a lot of money everyday" Technically the truth (?)

"The shareholder, also known as the shareholder..." Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

Doctor: do you have any symptoms? Me: Oh no symptoms, but I wanna start a business can you help?

“LISTEN HERE, EMU!”

"Make lots of friends, but never leave the company" friends? me wants

HAND OVER THE CHEESE All cheese belongs to me

Malinda's "An exciting new chapter!" according to Google Translate.

"owning a property is still far from the average person" -- I felt this one

Noone: Not one soul: Google translate: HAND OVER THE CHEESE

Every single medical ad ever: *Ask your doctor before buying a business.*

"Without a paycheck, we'll have to cut costs untill someone gets a job". Yes. Yes that's usually how it goes.

*"the shareholder known as the shareholder"*

"If they want to stay in the market, the price is too high. I have to pay." Did Google just accurately explain the run on hedge fund stocks?

"Being a good investor. Working hard means finding a small car, buying a car, and buying a car" Amazing

When he said the shareholder is the shareholder I felt that.

I kinda want Google translating conspiracy theories. Take something crazy, put it through Google translate, and make it even crazier...

“Well, no happiness, no happiness. No time, no friendships.” -a wise man

"Yes, actually." Google Translat might get it wrong a lot, but I love their proud smile on those few occasions when they DO get it right😊👍

Commercials in 2021: Ask your doctor before buying (Insert random medicine name here) Commercials in 3021: Ask your doctor before buying a business.

Google translate is that one person who plays animal crossing and is convinced they know how economics works

Not gonna lie, I cracked myself up writing those emails

"Look, EMU. If you bought 1,000 shares of Arizona in 1997, now it's almost $1.10." I'M WHEEZING-

Normal: what the teacher is saying GT: what i learned

The delivery on "Ask a doctor before you buy a business" sent me 😂

What would you like us to explain next??

"Despite all this, owning a property is still far from the average person." Google Translate actually is right about something.

"I have to pay" *GT leaves* "Pay who?"

quarantine be like: well no happiness, no happiness, no time, no friendship

Plot twist: Redditors didn't break the stock market, Google Translate did.

It’s my opinion that in the lore of this world, Google Translate is an entity that can copy the physical appearance of another person, but will always wear different clothes. Also, sometimes it doesn’t know what it is talking about.

"Products are sold in shops and in the whole world, so a lot of money everyday" This is how I describe things everyday. Like legit

Most medication ads: Ask your doctor before trying this medicine Google Translate: Ask your doctor before starting a business

We need a Google Translate explains why we Google translate. For when translating gets meta.

I found a small car, bought it, and bought it again, now I'm rich, 100% would do it again.

"Now you think, maybe this table will find me." This is how I feel searching for furniture on Craigslist.

"Space Stock Exchange" the sci-fi movie for business people, coming to the cinema in early 2022

What my teachers are trying to teach me vs what I actually learn

"If u share you are a business owner" *Parents are at peace*

Idea: Google Translate Sings: "Memories" by Maroon 5. Translated lyrics: Parameter I wish you were here, but you're not Because all the memories are back For the rest Bread here today French toast on the street Because all the memories are back Accepted by heart, remembered by heart I remember when I wasn't in pain I believe forever and everything is the same Now I feel my heart when someone says your name in December I can't register, but I know that one day I will say yes Everyone was injured at times Yes, it hurts every day But everything will be fine Say yes to a glass Parameter I wish you were here, but you're not Because all the memories are back For the rest Bread here today French toast on the street Because all the memories are back Accepted by heart, remembered by heart You're not Du-du-du-du, du-du-du How beautiful Restore memory, restore memory There are times when I don't feel far from the place When I think there is so much to stop all hatred (oh yes) My heart is now like coal and the light is dark I brought you a torch, so you know I'm not going, yes Everyone was injured at times Yes, it hurts every day But everything will be fine Say yes to a glass We have these things (oh-oh) I wish you were here, but you're not Because all the memories are back Everything we went for (no, no) Someone is in pain here (no) French toast on the street All memories will make you drunk Accepted by heart, remembered by heart You're not Du-du-du-du, du-du-du How beautiful Restore memory, restore memory You're not Du-du-du-du, du-du-du Tax - tax, tax (IE) Restore memory, restore memory Yes and yes Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, no, no Restore memory, restore memory

yes, definitely ask your _docter_ before starting a business.

Noone: Google: Space Stock Exchange!!!

4:03 As someone who lives in Arizona, I can confirm we are not worth that much.

This was hilarious. Tom is a fantastic actor and the emails and his deliver on some lines SENT ME.

Wow. Just wow. GT knows what to do. START THE SPACE STOCK EXCHANGE! 1:43

When you're actually learning things from these videos

OK but the way he embraces the himbo energy so well is so precious. I want to hug

Idea: Google Translate Sings: "Wide Awake" by Katy Perry Translated lyrics: I was very aware I was very aware I was very aware If it was dark I'm very hurt Open heart (I have great knowledge) How do you read the stars? (I'm very smart) And now I'm ready That's what you see Not always visible (I understand) Yes, I dreamed for a long time Now I know what I mean I will not drown, I will not give up Gravity hurts, you did a great job When I get up on the cement I fell into the clouds An error has occurred I remember that night Unless they fall from the clouds I was very aware Don't lose sleep I recorded all the songs And I woke up I don't need fuel, no Yes, I was born again Eat milk I don't have to pretend (and now it's too late) Finally, the story ends Now I know what I mean I will not drown, I will not give up Gravity hurts, you did a great job When I get up on the cement Clouds at nine in the morning (don't embarrass me) An error has occurred I'll leave you tonight (I'll leave you if I leave you) I fell from the clouds (woke up) Very screaming Fallen castle (I can't sleep) I'm trying to fight (I'm awake) God knows what I want to do She looks nice (she knows a lot) But I'm not blind anymore I was very aware I was very aware Yes, Al, that sounds a lot of shit to me, it seems to me that BT is not for me either. An error has occurred You know I'm leaving you today I didn't read it from the cloud I was very aware I am very conscious I am very conscious I am very conscious I am very conscious

Malinda, do a behind the scenes translated by google translate! That would be hilarious

0:40 woah so if I bought 1000 I could have a whole chuck e cheese!

"Despite all this, owning a property is still far from the average person." British Columbia housing market in a nutshell.

I originally subscribed to this channel in 2016, when it was still entitled “Google Translate Sings.” I subscribed because I love listening to Malinda sing songs through Google Translate. Such musical content has been growing fewer and further between for a while. I don’t want to be unkind, but I really, really want more music and fewer explanations. ❤️

"By doing so, the grades will not increase." is this stocks or studying?

5:46 "Getting started is the best way to deal with it. Win!" Well, it's not BAD advice...

Original: Hi Malinda/Tom! I know I'm late, but better late than never, right? Anyway, I think it's interesting learning about the Stock Market, even when Google Translates changed it into something that has to do with million dollar cash-soup or 1,000 cheeses. Anyway, I'm excited for the future still because there's still so many things you could do and I can't wait to see what they are. Have a great day and thanks for teaching me about the Stock Market. Translated: Hello, Malinda / Volumes! I know I'm late, but it's too late for that, right? Anyway, I think it’s an interesting lesson about the Stock Market, especially when Google Translations turns it into something you have to do with a million bucks or 1,000 bucks. Anyway, I like the future because you can still do a lot and I can no longer try to see what it is. Have a wonderful day and thank you for teaching me about the Stock Exchange.

I would really like to see these things "explained": 1) Big Bang, 2) elections, 3) climate change

”Products are sold in shops and in the whole world, so a lot of money every day.” "How about as the value of this business increases, as does the value of your work." Started out accurate.

The " look , emu" had me dying hahaha

*"Being an investor means finding a small car, buying a car and buying a car"*

step one: pause video step two: go to 2:19 step three: read the whole email trust me, it's amazing

Google translate explains the history of iPhones

These are great! I love them! But please don't stop the google translate sings series

I love these videos by Tom! He's so good at acting!

"aSk YoUr DoCtOr BeFoRe BuYiNg A bUsInEsS" - google translate 2021. God thats my favorite quote of 2021

Wtf. I started dealing in the stock market today. And I also remembered and watched ur last video today.

For some reason i felt scared when i saw "(badly)" in the title but... *we're talking about google translate here...*

0:58 Behold, gentlemen. The only time Google Translate will ever say something useful.

3:42 I do not want to pay I’ll never do that again Don’t lean on the table You are not allowed to cry Boomerang Don’t let me hurt the camels

Pls translate a football (soccer) commentary, its hillarious!

"Ask your doctor before buying a business." 😨

This notification came on my chrome book when I was in school. I have waited until after school to watch this, and I wasn’t disappointed

"Ask your doctor before buying a business" LOLLL

Well, no happiness, no happiness. No time, no friendship. *My life summarised*

Perfect timing, we’re learning about stock markets in my financial lit class XD

There's always that one part i the video where i have to1.10!" stop. drop. and roll. on the ground laughing. for this video it was: "LOOK EMU." "If you bought 1000 shares of Arizona in 1997, now it's almost a dollar and *ten cents!* " "Despite all this, owning a property is still *far* from the average person."

2:07 “They are not sold in exchange for wax” “THEY ARE MULTIPLIED”

You should do a few chapters of a really dark book like the Hunger Games and see what GT thinks of it

I love videos like this because I actually learn things while being entertained

Nah I trust the blue shirt guy Just bought Arizona to a guy that said he was an African Prince and that he could get me all Arizona for just some credit card data. Now I'm waiting for my wallet to fill Still waiting Still waiting It must be a Wi-Fi problem

I read the title as “Google translate explains the Stonks meme badly” Yeah I’m weird

Normal: stocks Google translate: stonks

2:34 this sounds like board game instructions.

Wow, this videos never let me down. This video made my day, good job. 👍👍👍

I really hope this channel grows event more!!

"Ask your doctor" is this a medicine infomercial?

Today it's not about return ON capital. Today it is about return OF capital.

Thank you for finally posting! Do this more often

Google translate actually has some good ideas, they also spout some random crap we might want to ignore-

Good to be alive by CG5 but I put it in google translate (google translated line by line) Normal: I'm waking up Breathing in clean air What a day, yeah What a sunny, funny day I feel so high, I can't deny A little better than okay Nowhere to go I shoot for stars, I'm Galileo Pack your bags and don't be late The scenery flies before my eyes Don't you dream of home, cuz it'll have to wait It's good to be alive It's good to be alive I'm happy to survive So good Can't kill my la-di-da vibe Suffocate my feelin' alright Or asphyxiate my hype My bridges burned, no stone unturned It's a relations' massacre My new absolution My new lease on life has just begun today I ain't worried 'bout the fakes, or the bodies in my wake Baby, I'm a firework, like Pompeii It's good to be alive It's good to be alive I'm happy to survive So, so good The saints and angels sing Choir of the bells chime, ring ring ring I feel alive So alive! It's good to be alive It's good to be alive I'm happy to survive So, so good It's good! So good! It's good! So good! Google translate: EU floor Get fresh air No day will pass It was a dry and fun day I felt so high I could deny it A bad horse is better than no roof Where to go I am in favor of the Galileo stars Pack your luggage and don't change it. The place moved before my eyes Do not stay on earth because you have to wait It was fun being together Life is fun It was fun being together Life is fun I'm glad I survived Very good You can't kill me, Redida Send me an idea Or lower volume My bridge is red and I can’t throw a stone There will be carnage in it My new salvation My new life begins today. I do not regret my lies or my fate As a child, I make fireworks like Pompeii It was fun being together Life is fun It was fun being together Life is fun I'm glad I survived Great Saints and angels sing Ding dong life expectancy Long life It was fun being together Life is fun It was fun being together Life is fun I'm glad I survived Great So good! The Better Way! So good! The Better Way!

I saw an ad on this video that used the exact same image as the one on 4:12

I just love this channel! Tom you are cool! (But I kinda miss Malinda as well)

This....helped. Thank you!!