The partially healed bruise on his chest just adds so much. Proves just how much chaos and how much he puts his body through for his videos.

Watching Brandon do Google Translate is Like watching My Sims Learn To Cook. Either theyre setting something on fire or youre wondering how they poured a bowl of liquid into the oven and pulled out a chicken.

Man, I used to watch your videos religiously with my late partner. He passed away in september and this is the first video of yours I've watched since then. Haven't laughed so hard at this kind of video in a while :)

Brandon: "She loves it." Gloria: "I love you." Killed me lol

God, Aiden’s editing just complements Brandons humor. They’re both so funny, and they play off each other so nicely!!!

Now I honestly want a shirt that says "Cheese is a good cheese. Expensive meat." And it needs to be quoted. And have Brandon's name underneath all fancy. 😬👍

Imagine being the store clerk scanning all of the stuff he was buying and at the end you just see 4 containers of Vaseline and Brandon just says "Don't worry about that"

The five stages of grief were clear on Gloria's face at the reveal. I've never seen someone have so many thoughts and emotions in a span of 1 second. 🤣

4:20 he does have a cooking show saying! It's when he puts the monstrosity of whatever Google made him into the oven 😂 "you're gonna do great"

Brandon accidentally makes an awesome potty chair. Take that thing camping and throw a bucket under 😂

Considering how easily he jump scares, bringing a clearly haunted wicker wheelchair into his house is a bold move.

Absolutely hysterical! The best part was briefly hearing Gloria say "babe, is that my vaseline?"🤣🤣🤣

So we are not gunna ask how Brandon found that chair? Like I get that its Brandon and he can find just about everything but the fact that he found the wonkiest chair in the entire world. Don't worry we love him for it tho

I absolutely love how Gloria just laughs. Like a 4 tier disaster is normal everyday life 🤣 Love these two so Maaaach💜🖤💛🤍

Nah the cooking phrase we all know is “YOURE DOING GREAT” and then he throws some random thing into the oven 😂

Honestly everytime I put stuff in the oven all I hear is Brandon saying “you’re gonna do great”😂 forever changed how I cook

Bro i just woke up and see this in notificiations and automatically click cuz yk perfect way to starta morning

Gotta love the glitter falling from the camera when he bumps it.

I know Brandon treats Gloria like a queen. He has to. She puts up with so much from him 🤣

Love Gloria & how understanding of your weirdness she is. We could all use a Gloria in our lives 🥰

I really think Brandon needs to do more Google translate videos... They are his best content

Hey Brandon, ik you probably won't see this but I just wanted to tell you I'm proud of you. All jokes aside. You have came a long way and not a lot of people can accomplish what you have. You are doing an amazing job.

10:25 🤣 “I added prosciutto didn’t I” in such a serious tone of voice cracked me up

I just wanna point out that even with Gloria having surgery & having 2 kids, Brandon is still finding a way to make us a video & keep us laughing. He is one of the best human beings out there & my favorite KZfaqr. I tell everyone about him. I love you Brandon! Keep doing you, because it’s amazing❤️

I was waiting for Brandon to make a charcoochie board, lol

The glitter falling from the camera after falling on Brandon was the icing on top😂😂

I absolutely love the singing at 16:19 in the video! Very funny and gorgeous sounding! Lol!

I feel like… he found the chair… old, dirty, potentially well used… sat in it and had his fun… didn’t realise it was also probably used as a kimode… Brandon, I love your dedication to your work. Bravo 👏🏻

When you were drilling the "widdle" holes I freakin' lost it. I didn't think I'd stop laughing, I'm like this is it, this is my life now, I'm just going to laugh at this forever. Hahahaha.

10:32 Best transition ever 👏👏👏

16:35 “yAaS” -I’mbrandonFarris 2022

I love how gloria is completely okay with everything he does sometimes even adding to the chaos

You never fail to confuse me Brandon- 💀💀

i love watching brandon farris it makes me laugh so hard😂😂😂

12:10 That was the cleanest edit

13:02 CHARKOOCHIE BOARD 💀💀💀

props on this one. laughed audibly several times

The whole video I was waiting for him to accidentally kick the wheel chair and try and catch everything falling 😂😂

11:58 😂😂😂 OMG that prank was hilarious

I highly recommend that you watch this and other Google Translate videos at .5 playback speed. Brandon aounds drunk or high or both and it just takes the hilarity to another level lol

12:51 omg his face lmao I'm crying 😂

The absolute funniest Collab ever would be for Brandon to Collab with Sam and Colby and go to a super haunted location, or do like some super funny mad libs! 😂 Also thanks Brandon for making me feel better, I'm sick rn so this makes it 10x better!

1. It was already funny but the Mario sound effect when the meat fell through the hole absolutely slayed me. 2. With the vaseline smeared across the camera, I was reminded of Season 1 of RuPaul's Drag Race.

The statement, "Cheese is a good cheese. Expensive meat." had us in tears. 😂 It wasn't in your merch store, so I took matters into my own hands and made my hubby one for Christmas.

Waking up to a Brandon Farris video is the best way to wake up. Her reaction to your masterpiece was so hilarious!! 🤣😂😭

Gloria’s reaction was priceless 😆

When Brandon started singing and at the end of the song when he goes YAAS! That was super funny!!!😂 I love you Brandon your humour is so perfect!😂❤

That was so nice of you to make this for Gloria while she’s recovering! 💜🖤

Brandon, I love ur videos! They're absolutely hilarious 😆

im sick but ill still die of laughter at 3 in the morning love you man thanks for always making people smile ❤

18:58 He looks so proud of what he's created lol

I wish this was more regular. I love these.

BRANDON! :D I'm so happy we get another Google Translate!!

Hi, I love your videos! They make me laugh and cheer me up when I'm upset. Thank you so much for making these videos!

I've been hoping for another one of these!! Thank you Brandon, this is just what I needed after a bad day at work!!

10:20 Man the editing killed me 😂😂😂

I love how he's just profusely sweating throughout the video. Its the passion

man i haven’t watched one of these in a while still a big fan 😂

I love seeing the glitter all over his shirt. Proof that he puts himself, his house, and his clothes through hell for our entertainment. We all love you Brandon. If you ever need a cleaning crew, you can ask us lol

Oh my god, just the cloud of glitter that came off his shirt when the camera fell killed me 😂😂

Really happy Gloria is doing OK❤️ Love you both❤️

13:20 reminds me of when my dog tries to catch a ball

"I just bit the tip!" Looks around trying not to make a "that's what she said joke".. smiles because my brain did it anyway

Brandon thank you so much for talking to my brother Jerry through this whole episode🤣🤣🤣

So I was confused and mildly spooked for a sec at 5:06 😆 I got an ad for scp books.

19:31 “We’re married!” “Hlęæga”

"I'm sure you're thinking I'm making a mess" honestly Brandon this is probably the cleanest it's been on this series lmao

I have had a really bad day at work, but this has just had me crying with laughter, thank you. Get well soon Mrs F xxx

Brandon.....what have we done to be so spoiled with all these videos in a week?! This is amazing!!

3:59 ,why did that make me laugh so hard…this can’t be good lmao

😂😂😂 the Jerry part cracked me up cuz that's my hubbys name! Lls! & Patricia knows Jerry cuz she's my mom😳😂😭

I love his videos when I'm going through some stuff he makes it better 😃

I luv watching your videos u r the best u r so funny I have been water u for a long long time

The fact that his shirt is STILL covered in glitter

I can’t stop laughing!!!! My sides hurt🤣🤣🤣 Brandon, dude you are my favorite youtuber! ❤️❤️❤️

When he threw the sausage on the camera and said, “Did I get your good eye?” Not only did I laugh really hard but yes, my left eye is my good eye. 🤣🤣🤣😭😭

4:04 gave me flashbacks to how to basic

Thank you for this Brandon, I needed a laugh today, thanks to you, I was actually able to eat something/have appetite, you made me laugh alot, and it helped me, thank you for all you do

This brought me so much joy!! I love all google translate vids!! I think I’ve watched them all at least once, some of them twice because they are all spectacular

I've been waiting for another one of these! The editing is a new level holy crap lol

Literally love your videos always make me smile 😂

I've been waiting for another Google Translate, and its also 20 mins, yay!! 💜💜

Honestly laughed so hard I woke my cats up 😂 I can't with your videos sometimes but the chaos is amazing

THAT EDITING and also im happy your uploading a lot also im laughing so hard now thank you for a daily dose of laughter and enjoyment

Hi Brandon I just want to thank you for making me laugh even tho the video just started. I just got COVID and thank you for all you do.

love this series keep it up

Gloria is hilarious "you could've just made a charcuterie board"😂😂

I just.. love these videos. This is kind of what it would look like if my class cooked something.

56 minutes ago I automatically clicked the notification that Brandon posted and I thought what a perfect way to start of the morning with Brandon most likely destroying his entire kitchen from the thumbnail. You always make me laugh Brandon have a good day edit where did you wind that chair that’s the strangest chair I’ve seen it’s pretty cool though

When he says “Poor Beater/Peter” at 3:30, is it a reference to something or just a random thought from his hilarious brain? One of my favourite parts of the video, along with the “Grand Chair, tell me a story about when you were young”

I love how much she puts up with your wild happy energy

Aiden when brandon said he bit the tip was SOOOOO funnu LOLLL! i love ur vids they make me laugh so much :)

Kitchen: yay I’m finally clean Brandon: this place is too clean i need to do another google translate Kitchen: I knew it was to good to be true Thank you for making my day a lot better when ever I feel down ❤️ keep up the positivity and tell autumn and Gloria i said hi if you see this

1:08 when he hits the camera and glitter falls off😭

"THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS!"- Shop guy from Kung Pow.

Brandon always makes me laugh😅😂

Brandon’s girlfriend/wife at night on a FaceTime: ugh it’s happening again- Brandon on the FaceTime: *THEY SEE ME ROLLING, THEY HATE ME, WAIT UH NO-*

10:25 I could not stop laughing at this 😂

I've watched a lot of Brandon's videos but this one may be the best one ever! "All of these cheeses have been in the bathtub. Watch the video" - even if I hadn't seen the video, I would absolutely believe you. LOL!!!!!

20:04 when you started singing that song i got an ad that had that song in it :confused: