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3 жыл бұрынI'm thankful that it's over..
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@bleu3889 3 жыл бұрын
“He’s probably cheating on me...” Him: *dances with uncooked turkey rapped in tin foil*
@Capybara244 3 жыл бұрын
😆
@julzoox8537 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@faithmartinez2235 3 жыл бұрын
He singing with a turkey while hes in a tin foil outfit
@bleu3889 3 жыл бұрын
@@faithmartinez2235 oh true true
@madisonbeattie1327 3 жыл бұрын
😭LMAOO
@JadeTechna 3 жыл бұрын
“And that’s how you nail a turkey..” “WITH A HAMMER-“ *“WITH A H A M M E R -“*
@DeerJerky 3 жыл бұрын
@Billy Eisntine another turkey
@daniellaufer9774 3 жыл бұрын
Gobblephilia
@jasonfrankie514 3 жыл бұрын
I hope it’s a hammer😏
@sugartea6982 3 жыл бұрын
with
@ilyshoyo8761 3 жыл бұрын
@@DeerJerky step gobble what are you doing 😏
@OryXity Жыл бұрын
THIS GUY HAS BARS AND ACTING/PRODUCTION SKILLS this guy could have been a rapper, an actor, director, producer, instead he chooses to be the chef noone asked for but everyone deserves and we love him for it
@sophiea3067 Жыл бұрын
true dat
@G.C_McCrea Жыл бұрын
not to mention his ENTIRE FOIL COSTUME dude doesn't need Hollywood, Hollywood needs him!
@RioEnsius 10 ай бұрын
@@G.C_McCrea Truer words have never been said
@chrisjandik5019 6 ай бұрын
100 more to 1k likes! Plus I'm the 900th like!
@OryXity 6 ай бұрын
100% more insane for those that know he started this youtube channel from a struggle, far as ive heard from his videos and social media is that he was homeless and unemployed living in a car, heard some stories from *other* sources that im not sure if i believe saying that brandon pretty much used the last of his cash to buy recording equipment and gambled his entire life essentially on making it work, starving till the ad revenue started pouring in And i remember how quickly his channel grew to 1M subs, was quite the achievement at the time Whichever parts are true, what a legend
@Marissa_921 Жыл бұрын
I always watch him at night when I'm supposed to be quiet and I end up dying coughing from trying to not laugh
@alexis11ann49 Жыл бұрын
Same😭 also in my class at school
@Lollielover16 Жыл бұрын
Same 😅🤣🤣🤣
@MysteriousUser1 9 ай бұрын
SAME
@Luna-me1cq 9 ай бұрын
Same 😂 it's in the middle of the night and my mother is in the room beside me so I'm trying t9 not laugh to much so I don't wake her up 😅
@avidclown 8 ай бұрын
This was my exact situation watching this
@klo_bellevibes4237 3 жыл бұрын
No one: Brandon: "Oh daddy" Also no one: Brandon:"Sloor is Flippery" That Cracked me up 🤣🤣
@Capybarasarebetterthanyou 3 жыл бұрын
Haha the bread on the fridge is me
@3rdplace586 3 жыл бұрын
IKR I LAUGHING SO HARD 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@hearts2kylie 3 жыл бұрын
Ikr lmao
@lillee.o 3 жыл бұрын
Sloors be flippery
@axywrll6015 2 жыл бұрын
10:54
@pianotutorials3559 3 жыл бұрын
Don't tell me im the only one that was Laughing so hard I was crying when he started to try to motivate the damaged cranberries 🤣🤣🤣💀
@lichobaz 3 жыл бұрын
I'm dieing here i wonder what was the original recipe
@ashton9172 3 жыл бұрын
meeeeee tooo
@ForgetfulSparrow 3 жыл бұрын
I laughed to the point I cried😂
@ajmsongs1279 3 жыл бұрын
I’m reading your comment while watching that part 😂😂✨
@cellostrings565 3 жыл бұрын
I’m dying
@JDPr0233 Жыл бұрын
Hi Brandon, I have BPD and the last few days I have been dealing with an episode of numbness and irritability. Your content is easy and soothing to watch and distracts me very well. Again, thank you for being more effective than many therapy sessions.😅❤
@p3talsdotpng 2 ай бұрын
I have BPD as well, and my first appointment with a new therapist is today. Dude really does help with the emptiness and the mood swings. Laughter really is one of the best medicines. I pray that all is well, my friend 🙏💕
@beatlejuice-me9me 2 жыл бұрын
Okay so love how he nonchalantly said “that is the weirdest pregnancy craving I’ve ever heard of” and (unless my math is bad) Gloria would’ve been pregnant at this time 😆
@lappolappo3 3 жыл бұрын
and when the world needed him the most, he actually appeared
@WillowJWolfe 3 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the exact same thing.
@MrJacoob406 3 жыл бұрын
Foil man
@missycsokuly3423 3 жыл бұрын
I love the atla reference uwu
@ThatOneFungus 3 жыл бұрын
The last Google translate bender
@liamconnolly3897 3 жыл бұрын
"...Or cook 8 soft children. Why...not both?" Omg, I'm dead
@phobosaresiana6215 3 жыл бұрын
This is one of the best xD
@SleepyOdinVr Ай бұрын
Why not both?
@demagischewereldvanalexand1128 Жыл бұрын
This man can fit like 10 jokes in 5 seconds of content I love it
@sootleaf 9 ай бұрын
Brandon raised the honey better than my dad did with me 💀
@thecursedpodcast 3 жыл бұрын
When Brandon started rapping I died 😂😭💀 welcome back to the world of KZfaq brandon🥳
@sophieelizabeth2720 3 жыл бұрын
When he put the glasses on the turkey 😂😂😂
@thecursedpodcast 3 жыл бұрын
@@sophieelizabeth2720 yes lol 😂😂😂
@abbynjoroge201 3 жыл бұрын
damn😂😂😂
@JenniferSara1982 3 жыл бұрын
I had to keep taking breaks to laugh I was laughing so hard! Brilliant!
@kennethnystrom3202 3 жыл бұрын
Haha same
@sleepysheepy522 3 жыл бұрын
Can we just admire the fact that he actually made a whole suit out of aluminum foil
@MakL9310 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah the whole thing was impressive
@smorlitios0685 3 жыл бұрын
I read this and then saw it
@TheVandoeureste 3 жыл бұрын
Do you think it’s on Spotify
@MakL9310 3 жыл бұрын
@@TheVandoeureste i hope
@gavilikegravity4311 3 жыл бұрын
And rapped in it, it came out really well xD
@bulletproof_ray 11 ай бұрын
hes a rapper , actor , director , producer , chef , AND HES A COMEDY MASTER.
@draalien 9 ай бұрын
13:03 I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AT HOW HE FLUNG THE MAYO AT THE BABY HONEY 😭😭
@ravenace7536 3 жыл бұрын
"Just an eensie weensie tad of sugar" has the EXACT same energy as "Two shots of vodka"
@cloud_tsukamo 3 жыл бұрын
Or Gordon Ramsay when it comes to a touch of olive oil
@-Homosapian- 3 жыл бұрын
This is really random but I love your profile pic 😂
@ravenace7536 3 жыл бұрын
@@-Homosapian- Me orrrrr??? If its me thank you.
@neuroo_1691 3 жыл бұрын
Is nobody gonna admire how calmly he talks even though his kitchen is in chaos?
@saltydinonuggies1841 3 жыл бұрын
Very relatable. I usually sound calm in my most chaotic moments 😂
@mkreece1949 2 жыл бұрын
hes the human incarnation of the "this is fine" dog
@floppinium 2 жыл бұрын
1000th like :D
@Liam124-u6r 2 жыл бұрын
M mn w①①@@ 1: 12.34.5628
@jaedynmccann5925 2 жыл бұрын
@@floppinium bm+
@penelopegoeppinger8438 2 жыл бұрын
0:39 lets just take a moment to appreciate that beautiful rap he made. It prob took a long time. YOU HAVE BEEN APPRICEATED BRANDON
@Evan_.-_ 2 жыл бұрын
"Are these your insides?! .......I'm just going to put those back in there" ✨👌
@phehellotomotomo538 3 жыл бұрын
this man basically obliterates his entire kitchen for our entertainment.
@jennyalcala5871 3 жыл бұрын
He is legendary
@Galaxy-oz2wl 3 жыл бұрын
So true
@macijones2541 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah lol 😂
@kiraevans3185 3 жыл бұрын
Brandon:Slours be flippery Me: dying of laughter My dad : *concerned*
@seerach1967 3 жыл бұрын
Not just his kitchen his office too
@graceturnbull1442 3 жыл бұрын
Me wondering why Brandon hasn’t uploaded in a while Him making a whole tinfoil suit and a turkey rap 😂😂
@sophieelizabeth2720 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@skeeterfromsouthpark1414 3 жыл бұрын
Lil butter
@beth_elsewhere369 3 жыл бұрын
@@skeeterfromsouthpark1414 The hottest rap album of 2020
@bretthudson1474 3 жыл бұрын
The fact he is somewhat good at rapping is amazing
@uniquelynathan1357 3 жыл бұрын
I was wondering the same thing why has he not up loaded
@Annie-TaylorzVersion 3 ай бұрын
The little scene with the honey made me laugh and sob so hard why was I so emotional abt a man in a wig and a fake mustache swaddling honey😭😭😭😭😭
@jommisalami 8 ай бұрын
It's exactly 2:45 am, I'm in a sketchy town and I just finished the night shift. I have 2 months to go before I can go back to where I came from and I don't know what I'm going to do when I get back there and am eventually put in a mental hospital. I don't know anything anymore, except that this video is elite and me laughing at it is keeping the house awake
@TheReal_XęřóÐẽłǎý 10 күн бұрын
Real
@hypr3796 3 жыл бұрын
"or cook 8 soft children" I take that option
@xxdragona_xx 3 жыл бұрын
*Man behind the slaughter intensifies*
@mars_is_tired3801 3 жыл бұрын
I know *one* person who would do that.... *insert man behind the slaughter music*
@Juliet-xz7we 3 жыл бұрын
And so would william- *sees the other comments * *Holy shizz is my mind that predictable-*
@SLxt619 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@naokihashimoto 3 жыл бұрын
*insert promised neverland* xD
@nevec.2113 3 жыл бұрын
is nobody going to mention that he poured hot gravy down his leg and his immediate reaction was "oh Daddy"
@rebeccaxx 3 жыл бұрын
someone did.
@nevec.2113 3 жыл бұрын
@Ava Schwaderer it's at 10.00
@rebeccaxx 3 жыл бұрын
@Ava Schwaderer 10:02
@yaretzycookingshowtv4706 3 жыл бұрын
Hi
@sigridlovely9563 3 жыл бұрын
Jeeeeesuuuus..... whoof... Gloria’s gonna be maaaad.
@Anonymous90834 2 жыл бұрын
0:40 to 1:05 is my favorite part of the entire video 😂😂😂 also, the weird looking fleshy bone thing is the neck and the hemariod thing was the tail
@OfficialShiggySimp 2 жыл бұрын
Oh my god...CREEPY
@benjisloverr Жыл бұрын
i thought it was something else…
@Anonymous90834 Жыл бұрын
@@benjisloverr 😂😂😂
@Anonymous90834 Жыл бұрын
@@OfficialShiggySimp am I creepy, or the fact I know that? 😂😂😂
@richard8680 Жыл бұрын
hold up turkeys have tails 😧
@MonkeManFart Жыл бұрын
“OH there is so much more room when you just shove harder” - Brandon Farris 2021 6:26
@davidscott4919 3 жыл бұрын
This is. To date. The best Google Translate.
@muhammadazim2992 3 жыл бұрын
That aluminum foil dress was enough to make it best🤣🤣🤣
@rileycrutcher1655 3 жыл бұрын
I think you mean “google this to date best the is translate”
@muhammadazim2992 3 жыл бұрын
@@rileycrutcher1655 nice one🤣🤣🤣
@AadynNmommy 3 жыл бұрын
This one and the blooming onion 🧅
@moistwrmonastring1017 3 жыл бұрын
UR A POET AND U DIDNT KNOW IT-
@laceyfalcon567 3 жыл бұрын
Anyone else find that rap FANTASTIC
@Imbatmn57 3 жыл бұрын
It needs its own music video
@laceyfalcon567 3 жыл бұрын
@@Imbatmn57 ikr it's fire
@Lancersgolf 3 жыл бұрын
I want that as a actual song
@solar3027 3 жыл бұрын
Yep just thinking that
@kysethebevan6939 3 жыл бұрын
Brandon please make this a thing! 🎶🎶💜💜
@amalalshidi5054 2 жыл бұрын
That rap scene is the most iconic thing Brandon has done!!! love you so much Brandon, you force me to laugh, today I wanted nothing but to wrap myself in a blanket and cry which I did but you never fail to make me laugh even today! I can never get enough of this video ❤️❤️ thank you!
@ctrt-2.050 2 жыл бұрын
I appreciate how he vacuumed the turkey. Got to make sure that bird is clean 😌
@asherinc.6383 3 жыл бұрын
Description: "I'm glad that it's over.." His kitchen: "yeah bud me too"
@livperson3726 3 жыл бұрын
Us: what could he possibly do this time Him: dressed entirely of aluminum foil
@Koda828 3 жыл бұрын
Ngl that was really cool
@mythde4215 3 жыл бұрын
Ya im just waiting for it to be like clipped so I can watch it on repeat
@zaleyspasswords7875 3 жыл бұрын
That is so cool how he wrappes himself in foil
@zaleyspasswords7875 3 жыл бұрын
Us: ........ Him: I like ur cut G
@DrRainbowBecca 2 жыл бұрын
Hi Brandon! I hope you read this! I sometimes come back to your old videos to brighten my day and stave off the depression. It always works! And this rap is the bomb. Thank you for everything
@ashleywhispers4331 Жыл бұрын
“Smart, thinking 2 steps behind “ is my new favorite insult.
@allthingsloud1822 3 жыл бұрын
Who else would watch Brendan‘s content if it was just him rapping with a turkey and a tinfoil suit.
@Kiwi_R666 3 жыл бұрын
Me😂
@mk0.143 3 жыл бұрын
Me
@n0n-0ffical._.aft0nz7 3 жыл бұрын
Me
@vwedishman6931 3 жыл бұрын
M E
@Sh_rkk 3 жыл бұрын
Yes-
@audreymorgan142 3 жыл бұрын
Is nobody gonna talk about how good he raised his honey..
@ellatentindo7911 Жыл бұрын
The honey montage was so beautiful 😢❤
@Cat-Cake 8 ай бұрын
0:37 the transition the rap the presentation it's all... YES.
@Jasmine.Philip 3 жыл бұрын
Everyone: aRe We NoT gOiNg To TaLk AbOuT tHe RaP *that’s all you’re talking about*
@hahaimsad103 3 жыл бұрын
lmao ikr
@roxieemayy 3 жыл бұрын
lmfao ik
@Oh_No_1 3 жыл бұрын
lmfao fr fr
@roxieemayy 3 жыл бұрын
i love how we ALL replied with lmao or lmfao
@claire-air 3 жыл бұрын
Ikr just -_-
@mindlesscreator5878 3 жыл бұрын
Why was the song so good. It's about a fricking turkey.
@phynix178 3 жыл бұрын
🔥🔥🔥
@pelligroovy 3 жыл бұрын
That song was EPIC!
@chandlerdean9301 3 жыл бұрын
I felt like I was thrown into another dimension
@kys_luvv 3 жыл бұрын
Don’t insult that turkey!
@teahmartinsaw2182 3 жыл бұрын
Can I get it on Spotify??
@Squrb_ 2 жыл бұрын
17:11 why does the turkey not look half bad
@maggierandom 2 жыл бұрын
This is fantastic. Absolute chaos, tinfoil and cooking 8 soft children is exactly what i needed today. Thanks :)
@Xylo74 3 жыл бұрын
Why was the rap with the Turkey actually good
@LiciaYoung 3 жыл бұрын
Cause he was a professional musician and is just that awesome.
@Xylo74 3 жыл бұрын
You right
@kenzies2270 3 жыл бұрын
He really just wrapped his whole body in aluminum foil and made up a rap about him and his turkey this man is amazing
@heatherflood898 3 жыл бұрын
I meannn..... it's not bad lol
@kenzies2270 3 жыл бұрын
@@heatherflood898 most definitely not
@clairekobes4143 3 жыл бұрын
You have to admire his dedication
@zantevanderhoven7199 3 жыл бұрын
And the transition was so smooth!
@viperbot5311 3 жыл бұрын
Okk
@tonyarose4186 Жыл бұрын
You literally make me laugh out loud. Your physical comedy is incredible. Almost too incredible. I worry about you sir ❤️
@miathompson1978 2 жыл бұрын
Is no one else going to talk abt that smooth foil transition?!
@zenvetie7703 3 жыл бұрын
Local man sacrifices all of his belonging to a vacuum because Google Translate "told him to"
@joulina3159 3 жыл бұрын
well if he had to dress himself with the foil who's even surprised that he was absent for this long...
@Lovinia1 3 жыл бұрын
I was just about to say that lol
@sussyflopa1886 Жыл бұрын
"What is that little taste I taste?" 👁👄👁
@FancyDog Жыл бұрын
The rap made me wheeze so hard my parents came up to see if I was ok
@willowroth4592 3 жыл бұрын
THAT BAG WAS THE TURKEYS HEART, LIVER, ORGANS, and that big thing he pulled out was it’s NECK😂😂😂😂😂
@BobbySacamano 3 жыл бұрын
@Paul Sliker gizzard and kidneys. Gizzard is a portion of the stomach
@stephaniefamille7277 3 жыл бұрын
No sh!t?
@willowroth4592 3 жыл бұрын
@@stephaniefamille7277 lmaooo
@lolme6226 3 жыл бұрын
LAMOOOOOOO
@vinalycent 3 жыл бұрын
@@willowroth4592 dude, lmao stands for: L: launching M: missiles A: at O: orphanages
@PhossLeftEyeball 3 жыл бұрын
The turkey soul watching over it's body sees this:
@PhossLeftEyeball 3 жыл бұрын
@Elizabeth Sayers xD
@TheBatmanGothamArkham 3 жыл бұрын
I don’t blame eri for watching this, it’s funny as hell
@daffymommy 3 жыл бұрын
That's why I always cook soulless turkeys.
@samthegarbageman2876 3 жыл бұрын
The turkey would be like *so I died for T H I S*
@PhossLeftEyeball 3 жыл бұрын
@@samthegarbageman2876 IT WOULD
@jinnies_pookie 11 ай бұрын
“Or cook 8 soft children” Yeah um I want that option it sounds delicious
@kortezrivera4163 2 жыл бұрын
That rap was lowkey fire wtf
@mrskyguy892 3 жыл бұрын
“Cook 8 soft children” google translate trying to commit a felony
@gregorydownton6392 2 жыл бұрын
Umm
@kayleebird9719 2 жыл бұрын
HAHAH
@lils5981 3 жыл бұрын
how does he do this with out laughing???? I could never. 30 secs in i dead of laughter
@shannonjohnson5104 3 жыл бұрын
I’m so dead lol can’t breath lol 😂
@_tom-is-bored_2883 3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@movedchannels3680 3 жыл бұрын
same xd
@deku2675 3 жыл бұрын
Same
@jimmymoral2181 3 жыл бұрын
Same
@brendynwoodle4129 Жыл бұрын
1. regular silliness 2. whole cinematic experience about cherries 3. back to chaos 4. raises honey 5. chaos
@angel-np8ll Жыл бұрын
Brandon is honestly the funniest guy Alive in my opinion especially the rap he sang
@katthegoat6484 3 жыл бұрын
But Can we talk about how skilled his aluminum foil clothes designing is!!!🤩🤌
@einstein4713 3 жыл бұрын
Why does he reminds me(especially in his aluminium foil outfit) of Jupiter North?
@0chakouraraka652 3 жыл бұрын
YASSSS
@nigelseda658 3 жыл бұрын
shiny
@Nov26Lee 3 жыл бұрын
IKR!😚👌
@XIVs_abyss 3 жыл бұрын
No we cannot
@aicha8019 3 жыл бұрын
“all of you are here for a reason, whether or not you’re whole” dang...
@miyahamos5470 3 жыл бұрын
Deep
@Meckolo 3 жыл бұрын
oMg DeEp
@simifae1 Жыл бұрын
I loved the ad placement 🤣 you got me good.
@LiciaYoung 3 жыл бұрын
"We're just gonna ignore the whole honey montage?" Nicely played. 😂
@Get0Ver1t.shorts 3 жыл бұрын
IM AT THE PART WHILE READIN THIS🤣🌸❤️
@LiciaYoung 3 жыл бұрын
@@Get0Ver1t.shorts ruhlly?!?! I’m re-editing it just now!
@Get0Ver1t.shorts 3 жыл бұрын
@@LiciaYoung 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@iconicboy5833 2 жыл бұрын
Me to
@jolinlyrics9010 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah he is really good at singing and playing🤩
@echohunter558 3 жыл бұрын
Petition for brendon to do a cooking show with Gordon Ramsay where they just do google translate recipes 👇
@sonofpears4691 3 жыл бұрын
The other person has to guess what the actual dish was supposed to be
@lizz-the-dragon2727 3 жыл бұрын
YES.
@joheniastrand4942 3 жыл бұрын
This is gonna be epic
@parkerbloom1618 3 жыл бұрын
Petition to see this guy beg for likes and you don’t even know it
@parkerbloom1618 3 жыл бұрын
And it’s (brand)(on) not (Brend)(on)
@LexHudepohl Жыл бұрын
Brandon really made the new starbucks drink (15:00)
@dogsfordoggiesytt7140 10 ай бұрын
He Just turned into HowToBasic
@LewdsandComix 9 ай бұрын
Revisiting this for Thanksgiving like i do every year. Thank you for making me smile
@i.love.uuu7 3 жыл бұрын
He should do “google translate makes almond milk” haha
@0Kake_ 3 жыл бұрын
Oh no
@grimlyink 3 жыл бұрын
Oh lord, he hearted this comment- We should start running while we can-
@thatbadartist7906 3 жыл бұрын
I bet it would say “milk the almond utter”
@user-rq5qu1nj3e 3 жыл бұрын
@@grimlyink lol
@lineastryberg3126 3 жыл бұрын
Step one: go to the store and buy some
@elyssa.cranford 3 жыл бұрын
BRANDON YOU'RE BACK great timing a spider just crawled on me I need happiness
@abbyslittlebakery1237 3 жыл бұрын
Yay he’s back!!!! Im so happy😁
@ImAdamSandler 3 жыл бұрын
Lol the king has returned
@emeraldp25 3 жыл бұрын
Spoiders
@4_Hazy_0_Memories_4 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@beckyburkhead8383 3 жыл бұрын
I am praying for you
@AdelineAura Жыл бұрын
Okay, I just want to say that I tried to google translate thing, just to have a laugh (I didn't cook or whatever) But I typed in "Bowtie Cherry Tomato Pasta" and then did it in the google translate just a FEW TIMES You should totally do this one: *(The heart attack one killed me because I imagined how you'd do it)* 1 PIN Sherry Tomatoes (half) 1 Blairite Sea 1 Blairite The person who makes tooth decay 2 tablespoons chicken Lubricant £1 Beaver (Will Federer) 2 rocks Garlic (soil) 2 cups Spinac (crushed) 1 tablespoon turkey Sherry (Cooking wine) 2 oz. Cheese (or vegan kite mountain cheese) 1 Heart attack Nut (optional)
@Err_OR_Official Жыл бұрын
“Nut(optional)” *Im sorry w h a t*
@AdelineAura Жыл бұрын
@@Err_OR_Official IKR LMAO
@WolfyFancyLads Жыл бұрын
Nut optional? I dunno, I mean, after a heart attack I doubt I'd wanna get my rocks off...
@thesockbandit Жыл бұрын
the art on the walls oml so cute n wholesome i love this guy so much
@ashleynature2778 3 жыл бұрын
“You better hope we never need a bowl again.” I will.
@unstoppable_0nyx 3 жыл бұрын
Brandon: pours boiling gravy down his leg Also Brandon: *"Oh daddy"* Me, concerned
@baelingibson4735 2 жыл бұрын
He good 🤨
@OddJuniper 2 жыл бұрын
Lol-
@CnDpops 2 жыл бұрын
🤨📸
@leannebarlow8657 2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Goldenvince 2 жыл бұрын
Him: the apples went bad Me: those are onions The turkey:ok imma sit still
@ticket_for_a_ride 8 ай бұрын
0:45 he be slaying it
@athey_lete Жыл бұрын
that ad timing was great lol
@iMykie 3 жыл бұрын
I’m literally 1 min in and I realized “Did Brandon take a week off just to write a rap song about a turkey?” And then I saw that this video is 19 min long and I started laughing out loud LOL!!! Omg this is going to so so good, I will come back to this video as soon as I have 20 min! I can’t wait! (But I have to, this isn’t a 20 min of KZfaq visit, it’s bedtime for me lol) Thank you Brandon for giving me something to look forward to tomorrow when I wake up! Hahahahaha, well at least the 1 min I’ve seen was fantastic!
@timaglam9140 3 жыл бұрын
Maybe u could watch the whole damn thing if u didnt write a long ass comment 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@iMykie 3 жыл бұрын
Brandon's commitment to a bit is everything. I can tell that he has spent time on making every single second worth watching, (For example, there is a second of him holding a bunch of dolls and put peanut butter on them... lmfao!) I can't believe how funny he can be. I enjoyed this video very much.
@malachimejias1567 3 жыл бұрын
oh kay so it seems that uh... ya had 20 minutes. However, you just wrote an essay.
@malachimejias1567 3 жыл бұрын
So, looking back on this... Why did you write a comment in the first place?
@iMykie 3 жыл бұрын
@@malachimejias1567 if you read it, It was getting ready to sleep and was doing the usual, browsing through KZfaq, saw a Brandon video, and if you’re like me, you don’t seek any further information, it’s a click and start laughing. So I wrote that just to thank Brandon for making a video I can look forward to, lol.
@Lilychild_ 3 жыл бұрын
“So how did you gain popularity on KZfaq?” “I let off my fire alarm and made mashed potatoes in netted leggings,”
@user-rw1zf4zw1r 3 жыл бұрын
😂
@Business_Cat158 28 күн бұрын
You can tell Brandon has plenty of time when he is able to do this and then be able to clean everything up afterwards.
@Potato-BobsBurgersFan 4 ай бұрын
Everyone’s talking about the tinfoil suit, but NO ONE is talking about the seasoning SLAPs (my stomach hurts because I was laughing so hard)
@0_Izzaayy_0 3 жыл бұрын
No one: *Brandon* : "oH, My tUrKeY's GoT hEmErRhOiDs, slap that back in-" love this man.
@filoren2249 3 жыл бұрын
Yes-
@Emilia24517 3 жыл бұрын
“Now is not the time to be dyslexic” The sentence I have to tell myself every day lol
@asher99_creations 2 жыл бұрын
lmao same
@leeissnazzy2969 2 жыл бұрын
Lol same
@selah7414 2 жыл бұрын
Came to the comment section to find this comment 😌
@user-km9ce3ie5d 2 жыл бұрын
I've never related to something more 😭
@McKayla609 10 ай бұрын
OK THAT FIT IS FIRE 🔥 AND THOSE RAPS ARE TOO
@M.L-0716 6 ай бұрын
"A gift?!?!" "You little drug mule" 😂😂😂
@clairecipperly6015 3 жыл бұрын
did he just vacuum the tur-... you know what, i’m not even gonna ask
@pantherpaws8432 3 жыл бұрын
Dont question the chef
@ducky3701 3 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: The real reason Brandon has been gone for two weeks is because he got salmonella from making out with a turkey.
@koiley37 3 жыл бұрын
Lol I was just thinking, 'Watch as he gets salmonellax
@Lovinia1 3 жыл бұрын
Nah he was probably just building his tin foil suit
@Extinct_4 3 жыл бұрын
He was probably cleaning up his apartment 239 times because of the amount of mess in this video
@alyssa-xi8hw 3 жыл бұрын
Haha
@TheSarahskaninchen 3 жыл бұрын
Yes exactly!!!!! Urgh they could have been anywhere :D even on His phone
@Brooklyn_R08 Жыл бұрын
Literally the best line “ Sloors be Flippery “
@user-mu9fx9pd9p 4 ай бұрын
the way he slips with his stocking of potatos made me laugh so fucking hard
@KaituPie 3 жыл бұрын
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT “Add onions and parsley roots or cook 8 soft children-
@randomwithruby5341 3 жыл бұрын
I DIED 😩👽
@Akuyaku_Plays 3 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a threat
@GhostFaceXz 3 жыл бұрын
I STARTED LAUGHING SO MUCHH
@ella_lear 3 жыл бұрын
0.0
@justcallmebu 3 жыл бұрын
Blood for the blood God
@capp00 3 жыл бұрын
Glad you're back. One of your patreons explained to me where you went over on facebook, so thanks to them too.
@Fanproductions 3 жыл бұрын
Can you explain it to me too?
@capp00 3 жыл бұрын
@@Fanproductions Sure, here's the exact response: "He's switching up his video schedule to not post daily. Once the one he's working on posts he's going to aim for a couple of videos a week. He did this not only to spend more time with family, but largely because he was feeling the pressure of having to pump a new video out every day. He felt like he wasn't able to post things he was proud of because he's so rushed. So now it's quality over quantity and hopefully a big relief for his stress level. The openings will likely move to Twitch, since they don't get as many views as his other content. He had a very small live on Patreon (which he veeery rarely uses but some of us still subscribe to because we refused to leave when he said not to subscribe 😂). On that live he went over this idea with us and told us to spread the word 💜"
@jordanRfRb 3 жыл бұрын
@@capp00 thank you!!! ❤
@jessicatavi116 3 жыл бұрын
@@capp00 thank you so much
@leafsculpture 3 жыл бұрын
Yesss
@TisBeOmega Жыл бұрын
The "brought to you by" literally brought me an add, man 😭😂
@ethan84315 5 ай бұрын
The cherries. Brandon: *GASP* THE CHERRIES
@LukaTsukauchi 3 жыл бұрын
I shed a tear when he was motivating the cranberries🥲
@_tamago_3709 3 жыл бұрын
Me too
@Get0Ver1t.shorts 3 жыл бұрын
I’m at the part while I’m readin this🤣❤️🌸
@rensretry 3 жыл бұрын
I read that as shred and I was gonna be like "Damn u play guitar nice mate but what did you play while he motivated the cran ?"
@cursonge3184 3 жыл бұрын
This cranberries were really motivated
@TheRealDostoyevsky 2 жыл бұрын
how sad was it, thou so motivating.
@jamesdavis1678 3 жыл бұрын
Everyone wondering why he hasn’t uploaded in a while Meanwhile he’s been making a music video for tinfoil 😂
@danielyoung7534 3 жыл бұрын
Ok but can we discuss that foil suit man's was rockin it
@mayonayo2642 3 жыл бұрын
@@danielyoung7534 yesssssss
@ryleer7788 3 жыл бұрын
Not joking I was thinking the exact same thing
@user-gh1bs5jp5k Жыл бұрын
12:32 love how im jealous of the honey brandon is acc such a good dad
@tiffkelley1082 2 ай бұрын
Brandon i was not expecting the rap,but ngl i was Fantastic! And whh was your suit so nice!! 0:39: ok....i see you
@flipdaz7058 3 жыл бұрын
:Firefighter “any idea how this fire started?” :Brandon “ I put 50 matches on a turkey for a KZfaq video.”
@stevendance1861 3 жыл бұрын
"One cup of water mixed with water. This creates confusion" Is my favorite line
@justsomeonestag 3 жыл бұрын
That's what we do in science. But DON'T forget the glasses!! Or else you'll die while mixing water and water!
@rachaelcapper1297 3 жыл бұрын
Sure does! 🤣🤣
@zoe3513 2 жыл бұрын
@@justsomeonestag mine is "the sloors be flippery" lol
@tylustudios6731 2 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Brandon: "You may be ugly and u may be damaged, but you are ugly.. (inspirational music starts) don't forget that.... all of you are here for a reason, weather or not you're whole or not....but it doesn't matter" Continues to smash cranberries... BEST SPEECH EVER!!
@eliashlh 2 жыл бұрын
Google Translate: “brought to u by” *ad pops up* *ad ends* Brandon: “Ads.”
@thatannoyingperson5324 3 жыл бұрын
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE “PUT YOUR HAIR IN A SUCTION TRAP AND STORE IT”
@caseym4007 3 жыл бұрын
The stockings
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