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@bleu38893 жыл бұрын
“He’s probably cheating on me...” Him: *dances with uncooked turkey rapped in tin foil*
@Capybara2443 жыл бұрын
😆
@julzoox85373 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@faithmartinez22353 жыл бұрын
He singing with a turkey while hes in a tin foil outfit
@bleu38893 жыл бұрын
@@faithmartinez2235 oh true true
@madisonbeattie13273 жыл бұрын
😭LMAOO
@JadeTechna3 жыл бұрын
“And that’s how you nail a turkey..” “WITH A HAMMER-“ *“WITH A H A M M E R -“*
@DeerJerky3 жыл бұрын
@Billy Eisntine another turkey
@daniellaufer97743 жыл бұрын
Gobblephilia
@jasonfrankie5143 жыл бұрын
I hope it’s a hammer😏
@sugartea69823 жыл бұрын
with
@ilyshoyo87613 жыл бұрын
@@DeerJerky step gobble what are you doing 😏
@OryXity Жыл бұрын
THIS GUY HAS BARS AND ACTING/PRODUCTION SKILLS this guy could have been a rapper, an actor, director, producer, instead he chooses to be the chef noone asked for but everyone deserves and we love him for it
@sophiea3067 Жыл бұрын
true dat
@G.C_McCrea Жыл бұрын
not to mention his ENTIRE FOIL COSTUME dude doesn't need Hollywood, Hollywood needs him!
@RioEnsius10 ай бұрын
@@G.C_McCrea Truer words have never been said
@chrisjandik50196 ай бұрын
100 more to 1k likes! Plus I'm the 900th like!
@OryXity6 ай бұрын
100% more insane for those that know he started this youtube channel from a struggle, far as ive heard from his videos and social media is that he was homeless and unemployed living in a car, heard some stories from *other* sources that im not sure if i believe saying that brandon pretty much used the last of his cash to buy recording equipment and gambled his entire life essentially on making it work, starving till the ad revenue started pouring in And i remember how quickly his channel grew to 1M subs, was quite the achievement at the time Whichever parts are true, what a legend
@Marissa_921 Жыл бұрын
I always watch him at night when I'm supposed to be quiet and I end up dying coughing from trying to not laugh
@alexis11ann49 Жыл бұрын
Same😭 also in my class at school
@Lollielover16 Жыл бұрын
Same 😅🤣🤣🤣
@MysteriousUser19 ай бұрын
SAME
@Luna-me1cq9 ай бұрын
Same 😂 it's in the middle of the night and my mother is in the room beside me so I'm trying t9 not laugh to much so I don't wake her up 😅
@avidclown8 ай бұрын
This was my exact situation watching this
@klo_bellevibes42373 жыл бұрын
No one: Brandon: "Oh daddy" Also no one: Brandon:"Sloor is Flippery" That Cracked me up 🤣🤣
@Capybarasarebetterthanyou3 жыл бұрын
Haha the bread on the fridge is me
@3rdplace5863 жыл бұрын
IKR I LAUGHING SO HARD 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@hearts2kylie3 жыл бұрын
Ikr lmao
@lillee.o3 жыл бұрын
Sloors be flippery
@axywrll60152 жыл бұрын
10:54
@pianotutorials35593 жыл бұрын
Don't tell me im the only one that was Laughing so hard I was crying when he started to try to motivate the damaged cranberries 🤣🤣🤣💀
@lichobaz3 жыл бұрын
I'm dieing here i wonder what was the original recipe
@ashton91723 жыл бұрын
meeeeee tooo
@ForgetfulSparrow3 жыл бұрын
I laughed to the point I cried😂
@ajmsongs12793 жыл бұрын
I’m reading your comment while watching that part 😂😂✨
@cellostrings5653 жыл бұрын
I’m dying
@JDPr0233 Жыл бұрын
Hi Brandon, I have BPD and the last few days I have been dealing with an episode of numbness and irritability. Your content is easy and soothing to watch and distracts me very well. Again, thank you for being more effective than many therapy sessions.😅❤
@p3talsdotpng2 ай бұрын
I have BPD as well, and my first appointment with a new therapist is today. Dude really does help with the emptiness and the mood swings. Laughter really is one of the best medicines. I pray that all is well, my friend 🙏💕
@beatlejuice-me9me2 жыл бұрын
Okay so love how he nonchalantly said “that is the weirdest pregnancy craving I’ve ever heard of” and (unless my math is bad) Gloria would’ve been pregnant at this time 😆
@lappolappo33 жыл бұрын
and when the world needed him the most, he actually appeared
@WillowJWolfe3 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the exact same thing.
@MrJacoob4063 жыл бұрын
Foil man
@missycsokuly34233 жыл бұрын
I love the atla reference uwu
@ThatOneFungus3 жыл бұрын
The last Google translate bender
@liamconnolly38973 жыл бұрын
"...Or cook 8 soft children. Why...not both?" Omg, I'm dead
@phobosaresiana62153 жыл бұрын
This is one of the best xD
@SleepyOdinVrАй бұрын
Why not both?
@demagischewereldvanalexand1128 Жыл бұрын
This man can fit like 10 jokes in 5 seconds of content I love it
@sootleaf9 ай бұрын
Brandon raised the honey better than my dad did with me 💀
@thecursedpodcast3 жыл бұрын
When Brandon started rapping I died 😂😭💀 welcome back to the world of KZfaq brandon🥳
@sophieelizabeth27203 жыл бұрын
When he put the glasses on the turkey 😂😂😂
@thecursedpodcast3 жыл бұрын
@@sophieelizabeth2720 yes lol 😂😂😂
@abbynjoroge2013 жыл бұрын
damn😂😂😂
@JenniferSara19823 жыл бұрын
I had to keep taking breaks to laugh I was laughing so hard! Brilliant!
@kennethnystrom32023 жыл бұрын
Haha same
@sleepysheepy5223 жыл бұрын
Can we just admire the fact that he actually made a whole suit out of aluminum foil
@MakL93103 жыл бұрын
Yeah the whole thing was impressive
@smorlitios06853 жыл бұрын
I read this and then saw it
@TheVandoeureste3 жыл бұрын
Do you think it’s on Spotify
@MakL93103 жыл бұрын
@@TheVandoeureste i hope
@gavilikegravity43113 жыл бұрын
And rapped in it, it came out really well xD
@bulletproof_ray11 ай бұрын
hes a rapper , actor , director , producer , chef , AND HES A COMEDY MASTER.
@draalien9 ай бұрын
13:03 I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AT HOW HE FLUNG THE MAYO AT THE BABY HONEY 😭😭
@ravenace75363 жыл бұрын
"Just an eensie weensie tad of sugar" has the EXACT same energy as "Two shots of vodka"
@cloud_tsukamo3 жыл бұрын
Or Gordon Ramsay when it comes to a touch of olive oil
@-Homosapian-3 жыл бұрын
This is really random but I love your profile pic 😂
@ravenace75363 жыл бұрын
@@-Homosapian- Me orrrrr??? If its me thank you.
@neuroo_16913 жыл бұрын
Is nobody gonna admire how calmly he talks even though his kitchen is in chaos?
@saltydinonuggies18413 жыл бұрын
Very relatable. I usually sound calm in my most chaotic moments 😂
@mkreece19492 жыл бұрын
hes the human incarnation of the "this is fine" dog
@floppinium2 жыл бұрын
1000th like :D
@Liam124-u6r2 жыл бұрын
M mn w①①@@ 1: 12.34.5628
@jaedynmccann59252 жыл бұрын
@@floppinium bm+
@penelopegoeppinger84382 жыл бұрын
0:39 lets just take a moment to appreciate that beautiful rap he made. It prob took a long time. YOU HAVE BEEN APPRICEATED BRANDON
@Evan_.-_2 жыл бұрын
"Are these your insides?! .......I'm just going to put those back in there" ✨👌
@phehellotomotomo5383 жыл бұрын
this man basically obliterates his entire kitchen for our entertainment.
@jennyalcala58713 жыл бұрын
He is legendary
@Galaxy-oz2wl3 жыл бұрын
So true
@macijones25413 жыл бұрын
Yeah lol 😂
@kiraevans31853 жыл бұрын
Brandon:Slours be flippery Me: dying of laughter My dad : *concerned*
@seerach19673 жыл бұрын
Not just his kitchen his office too
@graceturnbull14423 жыл бұрын
Me wondering why Brandon hasn’t uploaded in a while Him making a whole tinfoil suit and a turkey rap 😂😂
@sophieelizabeth27203 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@skeeterfromsouthpark14143 жыл бұрын
Lil butter
@beth_elsewhere3693 жыл бұрын
@@skeeterfromsouthpark1414 The hottest rap album of 2020
@bretthudson14743 жыл бұрын
The fact he is somewhat good at rapping is amazing
@uniquelynathan13573 жыл бұрын
I was wondering the same thing why has he not up loaded
@Annie-TaylorzVersion3 ай бұрын
The little scene with the honey made me laugh and sob so hard why was I so emotional abt a man in a wig and a fake mustache swaddling honey😭😭😭😭😭
@jommisalami8 ай бұрын
It's exactly 2:45 am, I'm in a sketchy town and I just finished the night shift. I have 2 months to go before I can go back to where I came from and I don't know what I'm going to do when I get back there and am eventually put in a mental hospital. I don't know anything anymore, except that this video is elite and me laughing at it is keeping the house awake
@TheReal_XęřóÐẽłǎý10 күн бұрын
Real
@hypr37963 жыл бұрын
"or cook 8 soft children" I take that option
@xxdragona_xx3 жыл бұрын
*Man behind the slaughter intensifies*
@mars_is_tired38013 жыл бұрын
I know *one* person who would do that.... *insert man behind the slaughter music*
@Juliet-xz7we3 жыл бұрын
And so would william- *sees the other comments * *Holy shizz is my mind that predictable-*
@SLxt6193 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@naokihashimoto3 жыл бұрын
*insert promised neverland* xD
@nevec.21133 жыл бұрын
is nobody going to mention that he poured hot gravy down his leg and his immediate reaction was "oh Daddy"
@rebeccaxx3 жыл бұрын
someone did.
@nevec.21133 жыл бұрын
@Ava Schwaderer it's at 10.00
@rebeccaxx3 жыл бұрын
@Ava Schwaderer 10:02
@yaretzycookingshowtv47063 жыл бұрын
Hi
@sigridlovely95633 жыл бұрын
Jeeeeesuuuus..... whoof... Gloria’s gonna be maaaad.
@Anonymous908342 жыл бұрын
0:40 to 1:05 is my favorite part of the entire video 😂😂😂 also, the weird looking fleshy bone thing is the neck and the hemariod thing was the tail
@OfficialShiggySimp2 жыл бұрын
Oh my god...CREEPY
@benjisloverr Жыл бұрын
i thought it was something else…
@Anonymous90834 Жыл бұрын
@@benjisloverr 😂😂😂
@Anonymous90834 Жыл бұрын
@@OfficialShiggySimp am I creepy, or the fact I know that? 😂😂😂
@richard8680 Жыл бұрын
hold up turkeys have tails 😧
@MonkeManFart Жыл бұрын
“OH there is so much more room when you just shove harder” - Brandon Farris 2021 6:26
@davidscott49193 жыл бұрын
This is. To date. The best Google Translate.
@muhammadazim29923 жыл бұрын
That aluminum foil dress was enough to make it best🤣🤣🤣
@rileycrutcher16553 жыл бұрын
I think you mean “google this to date best the is translate”
@muhammadazim29923 жыл бұрын
@@rileycrutcher1655 nice one🤣🤣🤣
@AadynNmommy3 жыл бұрын
This one and the blooming onion 🧅
@moistwrmonastring10173 жыл бұрын
UR A POET AND U DIDNT KNOW IT-
@laceyfalcon5673 жыл бұрын
Anyone else find that rap FANTASTIC
@Imbatmn573 жыл бұрын
It needs its own music video
@laceyfalcon5673 жыл бұрын
@@Imbatmn57 ikr it's fire
@Lancersgolf3 жыл бұрын
I want that as a actual song
@solar30273 жыл бұрын
Yep just thinking that
@kysethebevan69393 жыл бұрын
Brandon please make this a thing! 🎶🎶💜💜
@amalalshidi50542 жыл бұрын
That rap scene is the most iconic thing Brandon has done!!! love you so much Brandon, you force me to laugh, today I wanted nothing but to wrap myself in a blanket and cry which I did but you never fail to make me laugh even today! I can never get enough of this video ❤️❤️ thank you!
@ctrt-2.0502 жыл бұрын
I appreciate how he vacuumed the turkey. Got to make sure that bird is clean 😌
@asherinc.63833 жыл бұрын
Description: "I'm glad that it's over.." His kitchen: "yeah bud me too"
@livperson37263 жыл бұрын
Us: what could he possibly do this time Him: dressed entirely of aluminum foil
@Koda8283 жыл бұрын
Ngl that was really cool
@mythde42153 жыл бұрын
Ya im just waiting for it to be like clipped so I can watch it on repeat
@zaleyspasswords78753 жыл бұрын
That is so cool how he wrappes himself in foil
@zaleyspasswords78753 жыл бұрын
Us: ........ Him: I like ur cut G
@DrRainbowBecca2 жыл бұрын
Hi Brandon! I hope you read this! I sometimes come back to your old videos to brighten my day and stave off the depression. It always works! And this rap is the bomb. Thank you for everything
@ashleywhispers4331 Жыл бұрын
“Smart, thinking 2 steps behind “ is my new favorite insult.
@allthingsloud18223 жыл бұрын
Who else would watch Brendan‘s content if it was just him rapping with a turkey and a tinfoil suit.
@Kiwi_R6663 жыл бұрын
Me😂
@mk0.1433 жыл бұрын
Me
@n0n-0ffical._.aft0nz73 жыл бұрын
Me
@vwedishman69313 жыл бұрын
M E
@Sh_rkk3 жыл бұрын
Yes-
@audreymorgan1423 жыл бұрын
Is nobody gonna talk about how good he raised his honey..
@ellatentindo7911 Жыл бұрын
The honey montage was so beautiful 😢❤
@Cat-Cake8 ай бұрын
0:37 the transition the rap the presentation it's all... YES.
@Jasmine.Philip3 жыл бұрын
Everyone: aRe We NoT gOiNg To TaLk AbOuT tHe RaP *that’s all you’re talking about*
@hahaimsad1033 жыл бұрын
lmao ikr
@roxieemayy3 жыл бұрын
lmfao ik
@Oh_No_13 жыл бұрын
lmfao fr fr
@roxieemayy3 жыл бұрын
i love how we ALL replied with lmao or lmfao
@claire-air3 жыл бұрын
Ikr just -_-
@mindlesscreator58783 жыл бұрын
Why was the song so good. It's about a fricking turkey.
@phynix1783 жыл бұрын
🔥🔥🔥
@pelligroovy3 жыл бұрын
That song was EPIC!
@chandlerdean93013 жыл бұрын
I felt like I was thrown into another dimension
@kys_luvv3 жыл бұрын
Don’t insult that turkey!
@teahmartinsaw21823 жыл бұрын
Can I get it on Spotify??
@Squrb_2 жыл бұрын
17:11 why does the turkey not look half bad
@maggierandom2 жыл бұрын
This is fantastic. Absolute chaos, tinfoil and cooking 8 soft children is exactly what i needed today. Thanks :)
@Xylo743 жыл бұрын
Why was the rap with the Turkey actually good
@LiciaYoung3 жыл бұрын
Cause he was a professional musician and is just that awesome.
@Xylo743 жыл бұрын
You right
@kenzies22703 жыл бұрын
He really just wrapped his whole body in aluminum foil and made up a rap about him and his turkey this man is amazing
@heatherflood8983 жыл бұрын
I meannn..... it's not bad lol
@kenzies22703 жыл бұрын
@@heatherflood898 most definitely not
@clairekobes41433 жыл бұрын
You have to admire his dedication
@zantevanderhoven71993 жыл бұрын
And the transition was so smooth!
@viperbot53113 жыл бұрын
Okk
@tonyarose4186 Жыл бұрын
You literally make me laugh out loud. Your physical comedy is incredible. Almost too incredible. I worry about you sir ❤️
@miathompson19782 жыл бұрын
Is no one else going to talk abt that smooth foil transition?!
@zenvetie77033 жыл бұрын
Local man sacrifices all of his belonging to a vacuum because Google Translate "told him to"
@joulina31593 жыл бұрын
well if he had to dress himself with the foil who's even surprised that he was absent for this long...
@Lovinia13 жыл бұрын
I was just about to say that lol
@sussyflopa1886 Жыл бұрын
"What is that little taste I taste?" 👁👄👁
@FancyDog Жыл бұрын
The rap made me wheeze so hard my parents came up to see if I was ok
@willowroth45923 жыл бұрын
THAT BAG WAS THE TURKEYS HEART, LIVER, ORGANS, and that big thing he pulled out was it’s NECK😂😂😂😂😂
@BobbySacamano3 жыл бұрын
@Paul Sliker gizzard and kidneys. Gizzard is a portion of the stomach
The turkey soul watching over it's body sees this:
@PhossLeftEyeball3 жыл бұрын
@Elizabeth Sayers xD
@TheBatmanGothamArkham3 жыл бұрын
I don’t blame eri for watching this, it’s funny as hell
@daffymommy3 жыл бұрын
That's why I always cook soulless turkeys.
@samthegarbageman28763 жыл бұрын
The turkey would be like *so I died for T H I S*
@PhossLeftEyeball3 жыл бұрын
@@samthegarbageman2876 IT WOULD
@jinnies_pookie11 ай бұрын
“Or cook 8 soft children” Yeah um I want that option it sounds delicious
@kortezrivera41632 жыл бұрын
That rap was lowkey fire wtf
@mrskyguy8923 жыл бұрын
“Cook 8 soft children” google translate trying to commit a felony
@gregorydownton63922 жыл бұрын
Umm
@kayleebird97192 жыл бұрын
HAHAH
@lils59813 жыл бұрын
how does he do this with out laughing???? I could never. 30 secs in i dead of laughter
@shannonjohnson51043 жыл бұрын
I’m so dead lol can’t breath lol 😂
@_tom-is-bored_28833 жыл бұрын
Yes
@movedchannels36803 жыл бұрын
same xd
@deku26753 жыл бұрын
Same
@jimmymoral21813 жыл бұрын
Same
@brendynwoodle4129 Жыл бұрын
1. regular silliness 2. whole cinematic experience about cherries 3. back to chaos 4. raises honey 5. chaos
@angel-np8ll Жыл бұрын
Brandon is honestly the funniest guy Alive in my opinion especially the rap he sang
@katthegoat64843 жыл бұрын
But Can we talk about how skilled his aluminum foil clothes designing is!!!🤩🤌
@einstein47133 жыл бұрын
Why does he reminds me(especially in his aluminium foil outfit) of Jupiter North?
@0chakouraraka6523 жыл бұрын
YASSSS
@nigelseda6583 жыл бұрын
shiny
@Nov26Lee3 жыл бұрын
IKR!😚👌
@XIVs_abyss3 жыл бұрын
No we cannot
@aicha80193 жыл бұрын
“all of you are here for a reason, whether or not you’re whole” dang...
@miyahamos54703 жыл бұрын
Deep
@Meckolo3 жыл бұрын
oMg DeEp
@simifae1 Жыл бұрын
I loved the ad placement 🤣 you got me good.
@LiciaYoung3 жыл бұрын
"We're just gonna ignore the whole honey montage?" Nicely played. 😂
@Get0Ver1t.shorts3 жыл бұрын
IM AT THE PART WHILE READIN THIS🤣🌸❤️
@LiciaYoung3 жыл бұрын
@@Get0Ver1t.shorts ruhlly?!?! I’m re-editing it just now!
@Get0Ver1t.shorts3 жыл бұрын
@@LiciaYoung 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@iconicboy58332 жыл бұрын
Me to
@jolinlyrics90102 жыл бұрын
Yeah he is really good at singing and playing🤩
@echohunter5583 жыл бұрын
Petition for brendon to do a cooking show with Gordon Ramsay where they just do google translate recipes 👇
@sonofpears46913 жыл бұрын
The other person has to guess what the actual dish was supposed to be
@lizz-the-dragon27273 жыл бұрын
YES.
@joheniastrand49423 жыл бұрын
This is gonna be epic
@parkerbloom16183 жыл бұрын
Petition to see this guy beg for likes and you don’t even know it
@parkerbloom16183 жыл бұрын
And it’s (brand)(on) not (Brend)(on)
@LexHudepohl Жыл бұрын
Brandon really made the new starbucks drink (15:00)
@dogsfordoggiesytt714010 ай бұрын
He Just turned into HowToBasic
@LewdsandComix9 ай бұрын
Revisiting this for Thanksgiving like i do every year. Thank you for making me smile
@i.love.uuu73 жыл бұрын
He should do “google translate makes almond milk” haha
@0Kake_3 жыл бұрын
Oh no
@grimlyink3 жыл бұрын
Oh lord, he hearted this comment- We should start running while we can-
@thatbadartist79063 жыл бұрын
I bet it would say “milk the almond utter”
@user-rq5qu1nj3e3 жыл бұрын
@@grimlyink lol
@lineastryberg31263 жыл бұрын
Step one: go to the store and buy some
@elyssa.cranford3 жыл бұрын
BRANDON YOU'RE BACK great timing a spider just crawled on me I need happiness
@abbyslittlebakery12373 жыл бұрын
Yay he’s back!!!! Im so happy😁
@ImAdamSandler3 жыл бұрын
Lol the king has returned
@emeraldp253 жыл бұрын
Spoiders
@4_Hazy_0_Memories_43 жыл бұрын
Lol
@beckyburkhead83833 жыл бұрын
I am praying for you
@AdelineAura Жыл бұрын
Okay, I just want to say that I tried to google translate thing, just to have a laugh (I didn't cook or whatever) But I typed in "Bowtie Cherry Tomato Pasta" and then did it in the google translate just a FEW TIMES You should totally do this one: *(The heart attack one killed me because I imagined how you'd do it)* 1 PIN Sherry Tomatoes (half) 1 Blairite Sea 1 Blairite The person who makes tooth decay 2 tablespoons chicken Lubricant £1 Beaver (Will Federer) 2 rocks Garlic (soil) 2 cups Spinac (crushed) 1 tablespoon turkey Sherry (Cooking wine) 2 oz. Cheese (or vegan kite mountain cheese) 1 Heart attack Nut (optional)
@Err_OR_Official Жыл бұрын
“Nut(optional)” *Im sorry w h a t*
@AdelineAura Жыл бұрын
@@Err_OR_Official IKR LMAO
@WolfyFancyLads Жыл бұрын
Nut optional? I dunno, I mean, after a heart attack I doubt I'd wanna get my rocks off...
@thesockbandit Жыл бұрын
the art on the walls oml so cute n wholesome i love this guy so much
@ashleynature27783 жыл бұрын
“You better hope we never need a bowl again.” I will.
@unstoppable_0nyx3 жыл бұрын
Brandon: pours boiling gravy down his leg Also Brandon: *"Oh daddy"* Me, concerned
@baelingibson47352 жыл бұрын
He good 🤨
@OddJuniper2 жыл бұрын
Lol-
@CnDpops2 жыл бұрын
🤨📸
@leannebarlow86572 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Goldenvince2 жыл бұрын
Him: the apples went bad Me: those are onions The turkey:ok imma sit still
@ticket_for_a_ride8 ай бұрын
0:45 he be slaying it
@athey_lete Жыл бұрын
that ad timing was great lol
@iMykie3 жыл бұрын
I’m literally 1 min in and I realized “Did Brandon take a week off just to write a rap song about a turkey?” And then I saw that this video is 19 min long and I started laughing out loud LOL!!! Omg this is going to so so good, I will come back to this video as soon as I have 20 min! I can’t wait! (But I have to, this isn’t a 20 min of KZfaq visit, it’s bedtime for me lol) Thank you Brandon for giving me something to look forward to tomorrow when I wake up! Hahahahaha, well at least the 1 min I’ve seen was fantastic!
@timaglam91403 жыл бұрын
Maybe u could watch the whole damn thing if u didnt write a long ass comment 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@iMykie3 жыл бұрын
Brandon's commitment to a bit is everything. I can tell that he has spent time on making every single second worth watching, (For example, there is a second of him holding a bunch of dolls and put peanut butter on them... lmfao!) I can't believe how funny he can be. I enjoyed this video very much.
@malachimejias15673 жыл бұрын
oh kay so it seems that uh... ya had 20 minutes. However, you just wrote an essay.
@malachimejias15673 жыл бұрын
So, looking back on this... Why did you write a comment in the first place?
@iMykie3 жыл бұрын
@@malachimejias1567 if you read it, It was getting ready to sleep and was doing the usual, browsing through KZfaq, saw a Brandon video, and if you’re like me, you don’t seek any further information, it’s a click and start laughing. So I wrote that just to thank Brandon for making a video I can look forward to, lol.
@Lilychild_3 жыл бұрын
“So how did you gain popularity on KZfaq?” “I let off my fire alarm and made mashed potatoes in netted leggings,”
@user-rw1zf4zw1r3 жыл бұрын
😂
@Business_Cat15828 күн бұрын
You can tell Brandon has plenty of time when he is able to do this and then be able to clean everything up afterwards.
@Potato-BobsBurgersFan4 ай бұрын
Everyone’s talking about the tinfoil suit, but NO ONE is talking about the seasoning SLAPs (my stomach hurts because I was laughing so hard)
@0_Izzaayy_03 жыл бұрын
No one: *Brandon* : "oH, My tUrKeY's GoT hEmErRhOiDs, slap that back in-" love this man.
@filoren22493 жыл бұрын
Yes-
@Emilia245173 жыл бұрын
“Now is not the time to be dyslexic” The sentence I have to tell myself every day lol
@asher99_creations2 жыл бұрын
lmao same
@leeissnazzy29692 жыл бұрын
Lol same
@selah74142 жыл бұрын
Came to the comment section to find this comment 😌
@user-km9ce3ie5d2 жыл бұрын
I've never related to something more 😭
@McKayla60910 ай бұрын
OK THAT FIT IS FIRE 🔥 AND THOSE RAPS ARE TOO
@M.L-07166 ай бұрын
"A gift?!?!" "You little drug mule" 😂😂😂
@clairecipperly60153 жыл бұрын
did he just vacuum the tur-... you know what, i’m not even gonna ask
@pantherpaws84323 жыл бұрын
Dont question the chef
@ducky37013 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: The real reason Brandon has been gone for two weeks is because he got salmonella from making out with a turkey.
@koiley373 жыл бұрын
Lol I was just thinking, 'Watch as he gets salmonellax
@Lovinia13 жыл бұрын
Nah he was probably just building his tin foil suit
@Extinct_43 жыл бұрын
He was probably cleaning up his apartment 239 times because of the amount of mess in this video
@alyssa-xi8hw3 жыл бұрын
Haha
@TheSarahskaninchen3 жыл бұрын
Yes exactly!!!!! Urgh they could have been anywhere :D even on His phone
@Brooklyn_R08 Жыл бұрын
Literally the best line “ Sloors be Flippery “
@user-mu9fx9pd9p4 ай бұрын
the way he slips with his stocking of potatos made me laugh so fucking hard
@KaituPie3 жыл бұрын
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT “Add onions and parsley roots or cook 8 soft children-
@randomwithruby53413 жыл бұрын
I DIED 😩👽
@Akuyaku_Plays3 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a threat
@GhostFaceXz3 жыл бұрын
I STARTED LAUGHING SO MUCHH
@ella_lear3 жыл бұрын
0.0
@justcallmebu3 жыл бұрын
Blood for the blood God
@capp003 жыл бұрын
Glad you're back. One of your patreons explained to me where you went over on facebook, so thanks to them too.
@Fanproductions3 жыл бұрын
Can you explain it to me too?
@capp003 жыл бұрын
@@Fanproductions Sure, here's the exact response: "He's switching up his video schedule to not post daily. Once the one he's working on posts he's going to aim for a couple of videos a week. He did this not only to spend more time with family, but largely because he was feeling the pressure of having to pump a new video out every day. He felt like he wasn't able to post things he was proud of because he's so rushed. So now it's quality over quantity and hopefully a big relief for his stress level. The openings will likely move to Twitch, since they don't get as many views as his other content. He had a very small live on Patreon (which he veeery rarely uses but some of us still subscribe to because we refused to leave when he said not to subscribe 😂). On that live he went over this idea with us and told us to spread the word 💜"
@jordanRfRb3 жыл бұрын
@@capp00 thank you!!! ❤
@jessicatavi1163 жыл бұрын
@@capp00 thank you so much
@leafsculpture3 жыл бұрын
Yesss
@TisBeOmega Жыл бұрын
The "brought to you by" literally brought me an add, man 😭😂
@ethan843155 ай бұрын
The cherries. Brandon: *GASP* THE CHERRIES
@LukaTsukauchi3 жыл бұрын
I shed a tear when he was motivating the cranberries🥲
@_tamago_37093 жыл бұрын
Me too
@Get0Ver1t.shorts3 жыл бұрын
I’m at the part while I’m readin this🤣❤️🌸
@rensretry3 жыл бұрын
I read that as shred and I was gonna be like "Damn u play guitar nice mate but what did you play while he motivated the cran ?"
@cursonge31843 жыл бұрын
This cranberries were really motivated
@TheRealDostoyevsky2 жыл бұрын
how sad was it, thou so motivating.
@jamesdavis16783 жыл бұрын
Everyone wondering why he hasn’t uploaded in a while Meanwhile he’s been making a music video for tinfoil 😂
@danielyoung75343 жыл бұрын
Ok but can we discuss that foil suit man's was rockin it
@mayonayo26423 жыл бұрын
@@danielyoung7534 yesssssss
@ryleer77883 жыл бұрын
Not joking I was thinking the exact same thing
@user-gh1bs5jp5k Жыл бұрын
12:32 love how im jealous of the honey brandon is acc such a good dad
@tiffkelley10822 ай бұрын
Brandon i was not expecting the rap,but ngl i was Fantastic! And whh was your suit so nice!! 0:39: ok....i see you
@flipdaz70583 жыл бұрын
:Firefighter “any idea how this fire started?” :Brandon “ I put 50 matches on a turkey for a KZfaq video.”
@stevendance18613 жыл бұрын
"One cup of water mixed with water. This creates confusion" Is my favorite line
@justsomeonestag3 жыл бұрын
That's what we do in science. But DON'T forget the glasses!! Or else you'll die while mixing water and water!
@rachaelcapper12973 жыл бұрын
Sure does! 🤣🤣
@zoe35132 жыл бұрын
@@justsomeonestag mine is "the sloors be flippery" lol
@tylustudios67312 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Brandon: "You may be ugly and u may be damaged, but you are ugly.. (inspirational music starts) don't forget that.... all of you are here for a reason, weather or not you're whole or not....but it doesn't matter" Continues to smash cranberries... BEST SPEECH EVER!!
@eliashlh2 жыл бұрын
Google Translate: “brought to u by” *ad pops up* *ad ends* Brandon: “Ads.”
@thatannoyingperson53243 жыл бұрын
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE “PUT YOUR HAIR IN A SUCTION TRAP AND STORE IT”