GOOGLE TRANSLATE MAKES POTATO SALAD!
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4 жыл бұрынI just want to be invited to the cookout..
@supremelordjeff3294 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine walking in on your boyfriend wearing leopard print, flinging mayonaise into a fan
@beepallesen 4 жыл бұрын
Bold of you to assume I wouldn’t immediately join in with no questions 😂
@harley444 4 жыл бұрын
That would be very embarrassing and funny
@theillumizoldyck 4 жыл бұрын
Id walk out and be like "Darn it!!! I can't hide the bloody knife I used to ki- I mean make fruit punch 😓"
@easternoodles7058 4 жыл бұрын
😂 why not join in
@shannongrummisch8881 4 жыл бұрын
If you can’t beat them, join them
@theclashingcrafter5354 4 жыл бұрын
How can one human be this good at producing humour
@Adaam- 4 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@abbycutting1397 4 жыл бұрын
Right!?!😂
@onewholeshrimp8034 4 жыл бұрын
Because brandon is our lord and savior *finger guns intensify*
@inkandivy1794 4 жыл бұрын
I concur..and he's just getting better! 🥰
@bobbynewtonsmith652 4 жыл бұрын
Mate shut ur mouth
@tigrelillianwalsh475 4 жыл бұрын
"I'm not gonna lie it's pretty good" "OHH THAT WAS IN MY SOCK"
@jjasmr5063 3 жыл бұрын
💀💀
@ShaunOnTheTubesMain 3 жыл бұрын
Brandon farris joined the internet to put the "out loud" back into laugh out loud
@klanceklancerevolution3339 2 жыл бұрын
Never agreed more
@janaebrown3167 4 жыл бұрын
Google translate does five minute crafts would be the funniest thing
@madelynnwillis9616 4 жыл бұрын
Omg yes 🤣🤣
@moons2935 4 жыл бұрын
oh my god yes 😂
@siennapereira8893 4 жыл бұрын
Janae Brown yes 😂
@Deas-Mhumhna 4 жыл бұрын
That would be dangerous.🤣 Hes playing with hot glue
@amnamanzoor1375 4 жыл бұрын
@@Deas-Mhumhna he's currently playing with hot stoves and sharp knives
@most4rr 4 жыл бұрын
Whoever says Brandon isn’t invited, isn’t invited.
@adoseofdiffrentr9294 4 жыл бұрын
Dude right!? Like Please, Brandon, Come to my Cookout!!!
@tyler-_-kellan 4 жыл бұрын
He's welcome in OKC anytime! I can think up just about any reason to have Brandon come to a cookout. YAY! I MADE THE 100TH LIKE!! WOOHOO!
@kxlroi4031 4 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@ilikeeggs7301 4 жыл бұрын
EXACTLY
@carlosr.g946 4 жыл бұрын
And wasn't invited
@musical_ghost1445 3 жыл бұрын
No matter what state of emotion I am in you still end up making me laugh
@chaosdisembodied5483 3 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Brandon: glad your here need My subtitles: I am buying a chicken car
@honoraelarreau1970 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@g10xz._ 3 жыл бұрын
I- 💀💀
@jennyscookingchannel3079 3 жыл бұрын
💀
@Zapdos6996 3 жыл бұрын
I’m buying a car is what it said
@wow2027 4 жыл бұрын
“Google translate makes” flying mayonnaise
@rebeccahherdener2068 4 жыл бұрын
This is most accurate.😆
@mistyvalzania4022 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
@PsychoBitchSuperStar 4 жыл бұрын
Brandon dressed as an 80s glam rock God flinging mayonnaise at a fan is my new religion.
@seannyyx 4 жыл бұрын
Poppy will be upset..
@orphicqueen 4 жыл бұрын
Are you accepting disciples? Asking for a friend. 😉🖤😂
@robindor1260 4 жыл бұрын
Yes
@lafayetteslattex5058 4 жыл бұрын
What does it take to join lol 😂🙃
@issaclol6885 3 жыл бұрын
@@lafayetteslattex5058you have to screech like a mom when her kids are LGBTQ+ and don't know what it is
@sallen0953 3 жыл бұрын
Can we all just take a moment to appreciate Brandon for buying 4 big ass things of salt just to make that seasoning joke
@hepatitisf7495 9 ай бұрын
You don’t have 4 tubs of Morton iodized salt in your kitchen?
@outta_the_blueog4551 4 жыл бұрын
When you were like “it’s pretty good- THAT WAS IN MY SOCK” I dieddddd
@naomitree2003 4 жыл бұрын
The preview looks dangerous. This is going to be fun
@tirzajager5558 4 жыл бұрын
*In whisper voice* you said going to fun, you missed be
@A3ri353 4 жыл бұрын
My exact thought
@forg6935 4 жыл бұрын
Yesery
@crochethooksandbooks 4 жыл бұрын
Tirza Jager clearly, he was making a optical Illusion, for example “I had a dog and and so did she” (read it again)
@luigi-wy2wt 4 жыл бұрын
i saw the thumbnail and immediatly clicked
@triciareed1576 4 жыл бұрын
“Use the fan to spread the mayonnaise” I spit out my drink, coughed and laughed so hard that I woke both of my cats up !! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@eresh4084 4 жыл бұрын
I almost died.. lol
@michellemunn7959 4 жыл бұрын
I have learned to never drink or eat when I watch Brandon's videos lol
@3lmodfz 4 жыл бұрын
I'm still laughing lol
@gemmawilliams522 4 жыл бұрын
The funniest thing I've ever seen
@janettebanks4701 4 жыл бұрын
I almost choked on my coffee!
@fferten 3 жыл бұрын
Man I found you 30 minutes ago and I am literally laughing in tears. This is some hood humour. Love it. 😂
@EmIdc 4 жыл бұрын
3:00 “oh sorry sir” this sent mE
@mnurkose7316 4 жыл бұрын
He's probably the only person who actually makes me laugh out loud on this platform
@AadynNmommy 4 жыл бұрын
Honestly, same
@evepsycheandhuhyunjinswife 4 жыл бұрын
I can relate!
@Nunuulovee 4 жыл бұрын
🧢
@englishrose4562 4 жыл бұрын
Same
@subzer0665 4 жыл бұрын
Honestly hes one of the few ppl but you should also check out Danny Gonzalez' channel
@megandye9540 4 жыл бұрын
The viewers: We dont expect him to actually do that Brandon: Oh. I'm doing it. *throws mayo into fan*
@zichithefox4781 4 жыл бұрын
If you aren't expecting him to really do it...you haven't been here very long.
@megandye9540 4 жыл бұрын
@@zichithefox4781 lol I meant it more as he doesnt have to do it we will still love the video. I definitely know hes gonna anyways 😂
@helgapaulo239 4 жыл бұрын
The fact he did it again
@buffbabe1979 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@buffbabe1979 4 жыл бұрын
He just gets the mayo and protends its a baby and he so ceafull on the mayo LOL😂😂😃😃😅😅😅
@rivercat26 3 жыл бұрын
Me after every google translate video: I'm scared. I'm terrified. I'm never watching one of these again. *sees the thumbnail for a new one* What the FU- *clicks on it*
@g10xz._ 3 жыл бұрын
I-
@cahydra 4 жыл бұрын
"people always wonder why my potato salad is so salty" oh no. please no lol
@thismustbeisaac 4 жыл бұрын
This man has the best intros
@xbreakthr0ugh598 4 жыл бұрын
True
@akikoakii8205 4 жыл бұрын
Alwayssss
@gay4780 4 жыл бұрын
yessir
@INF3CT3D_JOK3R 4 жыл бұрын
The fan part was the best 😂😂
@jubeesays716 4 жыл бұрын
This one made me wanna barf!
@gracelynndidian621 4 жыл бұрын
The people who disliked were just laughing too hard and missed the like button
@Piggy_-gq5zq 4 жыл бұрын
Agree
@85Ratss 4 жыл бұрын
Very true
@dawn7422 4 жыл бұрын
Can't like- at 69-
@celestenickle1184 4 жыл бұрын
Fun fact...the few times I've hit the dislike button was because I actually, honest-to-goodness missed the like button.
@averydoesarthere 3 жыл бұрын
Indeed
@ScarletCandlelight 3 жыл бұрын
I love how the kitchens keep changing over the years.
@dragonballwhatifbro501 3 жыл бұрын
bro, thank you for just being you, the moment you started flinging mayo into a fan while dressed as an 80s rocker made me laugh the hardest i have in a while, a true service.
@TheyWantUSilent 4 жыл бұрын
Me: "I hate when people waste food!" Also me: "I can't wait to see what food Brandon is going to 'make' on Google Translate!!"
@shawol-lwannable6059 3 жыл бұрын
Omg same!!!
@g10xz._ 3 жыл бұрын
I- 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
@lemonberry6526 3 жыл бұрын
I mean he does it in a very funny way so we can make an exception for him
@ShadowMidnight994 3 жыл бұрын
Who else likes to believe the food he wastes is either from the the dollar store or at least on the verge of expiring so it's not as devastating as wasting "good fresh food"
@hellokittyify 3 жыл бұрын
If I'm remembering correctly, he has said in another video that he usually takes the total cost of the food he uses and donates the money to charities of their choice ☺️☺️💙
@charlidwan-dillon2099 4 жыл бұрын
WHEN THE MAYO WHENT EVERYWHERE I JUST STARTED DYING😂😂😂😂😂😂
@smaple6173 4 жыл бұрын
THE S O U N D IT MADE
@chrissygw4971 4 жыл бұрын
I,m still crying I laughed so hard 🤣😂😆
@cake4494 4 жыл бұрын
tHaT’s NoT gOoD
@annekam3 3 жыл бұрын
Is it just me or does brandon have a lot of random costumes?
@april597dyryy7Hrb 4 жыл бұрын
5:00 someone buy Brandon some more potato salad
@ivanarebekic1122 4 жыл бұрын
Nominees for Grammy award this year are: Brandon Farris with his album "Everything But The Kitchen Sync" 😂😂😅
@laneynoir2822 3 жыл бұрын
That and lil butter
@najlasmith8933 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@lizzy66125 3 жыл бұрын
@@laneynoir2822 and salt..
@melodygonzalss6670 3 жыл бұрын
😤😐
@g10xz._ 3 жыл бұрын
Omg yes 👏
@madisonwolfe2923 4 жыл бұрын
I saw "Google Translate Makes..." and immediately knew it was going to be a good day
@dooferfis 3 жыл бұрын
No one: Brandon at 5:49: *calls mustard mayo*
@AmnesiaCS 4 жыл бұрын
The freshly cut oak tree literally killed me😂
@bubbleg2157 4 жыл бұрын
Ill invite you but you cant bring google translate as a friend
@tyler-_-kellan 4 жыл бұрын
Awww, why not? Good Ol' GT can make anything! Eclairs, Lasagna, Deviled Eggs, you name it! And, it'll Brighten up your Cookout without a doubt!
@bubbleg2157 4 жыл бұрын
@@tyler-_-kellan yea, you're right
@tyler-_-kellan 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you. I thought so too. 😁😂🤣🤣
@tyler-_-kellan 4 жыл бұрын
@@bubbleg2157 I mean, I once Invited Google Translate to a Sleepover with my BFF, and them Chocolate Chip cookies were... *Interesting*...
@annaaguilar1927 4 жыл бұрын
Are we just not gonna talk about the fact that he ate spoonfuls of mayo in the beginning???
@celestedanielle2544 4 жыл бұрын
Anna Aguilar 🤢
@buggiesmama11 4 жыл бұрын
🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮
@sourememesyt7764 4 жыл бұрын
Knowing him.....its actually mayo....not vanilla pudding or what ever
@svartrbrisingr6141 4 жыл бұрын
I may like mayo but even that to much
@tassadar666 4 жыл бұрын
Never watched swedish mealtime back in the day? Mayo is good for you!
@evelynjuarez8123 3 жыл бұрын
⚠️ SPOILER ALART ⚠️That whole life story thing that got me when she died I low key cried😂
@animatorblueberrysans7896 3 жыл бұрын
Every single other person here: potato Me, a Scott: *TATTIE*
@sweetivys 3 жыл бұрын
T a t t i e
@thatweirdwhitegirl2134 4 жыл бұрын
People who dislike this don’t understand comedy
@angusvanwinsum3841 4 жыл бұрын
So true
@c0smo709 4 жыл бұрын
Just shut up already
@rebeccahherdener2068 4 жыл бұрын
Faaaactsssss!!!!
@redvalkyrie9551 4 жыл бұрын
@Emily Grace yea it's the human species, what do you expect?
@chillpotato6099 4 жыл бұрын
Your one of those itfunneh fans. FLAMINGO is bettee
@ellie-maypybus1116 4 жыл бұрын
"When potatoes are in heat. Gross" "You guys are in heat?" "You should have the maternity potato..." "You were just in heat. I don't understand the potato reproduction process" I'M DYING OF LAUGHTER 😂😂 (I may have got parts wrong but idc I'm too busy laughing)
@jmann81 4 жыл бұрын
And for seven minutes all was well in the world. Thank you 🙏
@perry8480 4 жыл бұрын
The only one word that was written on screen was trash can
@epiccheeseman42069 11 ай бұрын
I love the way he so naturally falls into the most random roleplay and makes it so funny
@nicocollard9998 3 жыл бұрын
I replayed him throwing the spoon of mayo at the fan for around 10 minutes and fell over whilst laughing in almost every part of my room and my friend who I was on call with at the time asked me if I was dying..... I said yes and she went back to playing her game. Such amazing friendship
@dannysadventures5046 3 жыл бұрын
Great story to tell your grandkids someday.
@akumu8404 2 жыл бұрын
@@dannysadventures5046 its gonna get more funny if they become engaged and married and they just tell their kids the story and just tell them thats what we did in our freetime
@3mily2.0 2 жыл бұрын
True friendship: letting your friend die while their laughing hysterically
@jackiewinchester7367 4 жыл бұрын
Netflix: "are you still watching?" Brandon Farris: throwing mayo in a fan. 😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣☠️☠️
@delsol__ 4 жыл бұрын
😭😭💀💀
@invisibleunknown5855 4 жыл бұрын
Where is the funny part?
@MidgetMoshPit 4 жыл бұрын
😐🔫
@Persephone69 4 жыл бұрын
@@invisibleunknown5855 ur moms house
@amyablett3439 4 жыл бұрын
Ömer Eren Yılmaz where’s your sense of humour?
@ignoreanycommentsoverayear6560 4 жыл бұрын
On a serious note, this guy is amazing, he’s the main thing keeping me going during quarantine and he never fails to make me laugh. Let’s have a round of applause for Brandon, for keeping us all going through quarantine.
@adoseofdiffrentr9294 4 жыл бұрын
Preach gurl! He is Literally Top 5 Best KZfaqrs in my book. He ALWAYS brings a smile even when I'm in tears!!!❤
@DJ-Tekkuneon 4 жыл бұрын
We all go through that don't worry and dm me if you need help I'm a good therapist I'm kanna 3.0#6389
@p3aches_ 4 жыл бұрын
im so sorry your going through a tough time, but, im so glad you found a reason to keep going. and trust me, you will get through this tough time. until then, sending all my support!
@dahliathomson6562 2 жыл бұрын
👏👏👏👏
@3mily2.0 2 жыл бұрын
We can never be serious here, I would like you to retract your previous statement. (ATTENTION!!! THIS WAS A JOKE, DO NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY!!! ATTENTION!!!)
@gracewhite2737 4 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who busted out laughing when he “spreaded” the Mayo 🤣🤣
@laina-louiseparker5047 3 жыл бұрын
I did 🤣
@5stars3sistersagsms 3 жыл бұрын
The beard and the wig together is priceless lmao 🤣
@trixton6592 4 жыл бұрын
I don’t know why but I read the title “potato translate makes google salad”
@mr.battlecats5512 4 жыл бұрын
Google salad would be interesting.
@imgoinsurfin 4 жыл бұрын
ah, yes. delicious google salad...
@mr.battlecats5512 4 жыл бұрын
@@imgoinsurfin is propaply worse
@imgoinsurfin 4 жыл бұрын
@Mr. battle cats lol rude
@rosewoodlovely3118 4 жыл бұрын
I now want to see that....
@Arnemi35 4 жыл бұрын
"Honey, why is there mayo all over the kitchen?"
@cathrynmcdermid2137 4 жыл бұрын
Answer to your proverbial question: Sssshhhh.....it's a Google translate thing. Don't question it.
@delsol__ 4 жыл бұрын
“what’s all this white stuff?”
@broguydudeman7588 4 жыл бұрын
honey why is there white swtuff in your socks
@TGD16 4 жыл бұрын
You dont want to know
@TGD16 4 жыл бұрын
It's not mayo Its pudding
@hobojoe5179 3 жыл бұрын
3:21 "Eughh... I mean.. Sacrifice theemm."
@jenmntgmry7765 3 жыл бұрын
I have no idea where I have been for this long!? I'm just coming upon his channel and I have laughed all day long! THANK YOUUUUUUU!!😂🤣😂
@AgentxIndigo 4 жыл бұрын
"YALL KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THAT? Oh, sorry sir." I'm crying.
@jessicadugger8184 4 жыл бұрын
This was definitely the funniest google translate!! I haven't laughed so abruptly loud unwillingly in a long time!! Thank you sir for that! 😄
@cheekyb71 4 жыл бұрын
Hehehe it got me good too! I scared the cat and then laughed myself into an asthma attack... I still haven't finished the video yet 😂😂😂
@LindaMcQu 4 жыл бұрын
Is it me or are these getting even better!!! OMG!!! I love it. I laughed so much my whole household thinks I have lost my mind. More please!!!!!
@StephanieSanchez6 Жыл бұрын
I have to say I watch the entire playlist of this stuff every night before I go to sleep.. yes my ribs hurt and I have tears in my eyes every time... it oddly helps me sleep. So thank you Brandon, and I hope to see more in the future
@imtired_24_7 4 жыл бұрын
“You look confused.” Me who literally just woke up like ten seconds ago 👁👄👁 ➖👄➖
@whiterunguard2883 4 жыл бұрын
Why was that so funny to me. I was literally laughing so hard I started coughing 😂
@ignoreanycommentsoverayear6560 4 жыл бұрын
Off topic, but I LOVE your pfp
@albedoss 4 жыл бұрын
Danger Cat your icon 🥺🥺
@bri-hl4fp 4 жыл бұрын
Okay why did I read the title like.. “Google salad makes potato salad” 😭
@AbbysMomma08 4 жыл бұрын
I’m sorry *what*
@shaheenaaaaa6275 4 жыл бұрын
I cackled
@adama9797 4 жыл бұрын
Bc you read that wrong think😭
@bri5033 4 жыл бұрын
@@adama9797 You think? Edit: why did my question mark get autocorrected to 3 what-
@Star-vh4cs 4 жыл бұрын
@@bri5033 lol
@lottiemorton6373 3 жыл бұрын
6:32 I think I shiate myself
@mani-ei5kq 3 жыл бұрын
youll forget about it after a couple of whiskey whiskeys
@taintedtruffle7434 3 жыл бұрын
I appreciate that your videos are so short . When I need a little video to kill a few minutes I come to look at your stuff. They're so funny.
@Magikarp3275 4 жыл бұрын
“You Look Confused” Why yes Brandon I am, I done have a clue what that into was about.
@anxietymontage2303 4 жыл бұрын
Don't* Sry mate had to correct ya
@brennaclaire1296 4 жыл бұрын
When he was doing the "think of what's to come" I was DYING XD And this is one of the best ones so far XD
@MrsJHarrington Жыл бұрын
You have truly brought me out of the funk I've been in, thank you so much Brandon for making me laugh in smile, it feels great! Been a long time since I've laughed so much, lol!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@crest_t00thpaste 4 жыл бұрын
Me: Sees Brandon in a tiger outfit Also me: Omg Carole Baskin is that you?!
@Star_ander 4 жыл бұрын
Everyone watching Brandon’s video: ... Me: *praying for his mental health*
@nobodys2358 4 жыл бұрын
Pray for mine too..
@SkiddyScattOz18 4 жыл бұрын
I would so act like this if I lived alone
@Star_ander 4 жыл бұрын
Skiddy Scatt Ozzy Tbh I would too
@unprestonable2883 4 жыл бұрын
me praying for his house
@JambeeAnimates 4 жыл бұрын
I'm praying for his kitchen. I wonder how often he has to clean it.
@brakistroier 4 жыл бұрын
No one: Literally no one: Like, seriously, no one at all: Brandon: *feeds potato salad to potato salad*
@kokichioma3000 4 жыл бұрын
It do be like dat doe
@221Prohunter 4 жыл бұрын
Bad meme
@ericnareau7178 3 жыл бұрын
I found this channel a week ago and cant stop watching! Thank you for bringing my thoughts into real life!
@jaymoore4638 3 жыл бұрын
Usually youtubers have one good moment once in a while in videos but he has made me laugh the whole time
@jackswild 4 жыл бұрын
Does anyone else want a video of Brandon where he's just cleaning up the messes he makes during these videos??? Because yes, yes I do.
@Hokaiyu 4 жыл бұрын
I do too!!!!
@EyeSpyDesigns 4 жыл бұрын
He has a maid. LOL
@rebeccahherdener2068 4 жыл бұрын
I totally agree! I wanna see how he makes everything non-mayoed/everything else.😂😂😂
@thezrahbaker7200 4 жыл бұрын
Me too. I think he should make a video on cleaning up the mess. I would love that.
@loraineteffeteller1465 4 жыл бұрын
If he indeed has a maid, I want to see the video of him telling them what the mess is and their commentary while cleaning it up. 😂
@kosetspacechild_4074 4 жыл бұрын
The thumbnail legit got me so confused until I saw that it was Brandon and just shrugged it off like “yeah, that Brandon for ya” 😂😂
@CatloverisRy 3 жыл бұрын
“Mmm thats actually pretty good-“ 1 second later- “Ew that was in my sock”
@felicityharris6798 4 жыл бұрын
“I should buy more mayonnaise” Words to live by
@bloodmoonlps 4 жыл бұрын
"Oh Wait- that was in my sock!" Shooking
@unaozolina3355 3 жыл бұрын
Socking
@bloodmoonlps 3 жыл бұрын
@@unaozolina3355 why did it take 3 months for someone to correct me on my mistake? ;-; You clearly deserve this more than me -->👑(crown of puns)
@skrunklylittleguy7 3 жыл бұрын
Sock-ing 🥴
@DarkYuan 3 жыл бұрын
@@skrunklylittleguy7 Boo! A usurper!
@SIENCERULEZ0-0 3 жыл бұрын
stocking-
@BeautyGamerXx 4 жыл бұрын
For the love of God, everyone watch the ads because he has to physically clean that all up after 😂😂😂😂🙃🙃
@mv4841 4 жыл бұрын
BeautyGamer Xx - they’re horrible. Anyone else getting election and blegh president ads?
@Dragonhatchie 4 жыл бұрын
@@mv4841 your ads are a reflection of what Google thinks you want. usually based off your most recent searches. that's AI for ya
@erin6358 3 жыл бұрын
omg! lmfao Brandon I love you, you turn shit days into a barrel of laughs thank you
@sierrahouston2542 4 жыл бұрын
I laughed so much during the fan parts 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I laughed so much I can barely breath 😂 you are the funniest person ever
@Calivurr 4 жыл бұрын
He honestly looks like the type of man that eats mayonnaise directly from the jar
@nightmarione274 4 жыл бұрын
Insomnia that’s because he does and just in case im wooshinh myself
@Z.A.N.E 4 жыл бұрын
He does and I'm doin it with him
@_.dywtylm._ 4 жыл бұрын
“It’s pretty good... Oh wait it was in my sock” Quote of the year😂😂😂😂
@kaydavis2310 3 жыл бұрын
I've come across your channel. OMFG, I haven't laughed so much in a ling time.🤣🤣🤣
@WritingRandR 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 thank you for this. I needed a laugh so bad
@00SilverWing 4 жыл бұрын
When ever I see you make a mess in the kitchen all I can imagine is ur gf walking in taking it all in and just walking back out haha 😂 I know I would nope out of there
@repsrandom6474 4 жыл бұрын
Brandon, if you really want a Rock single, Here’s my short fan made one for you. Everything but the kitchen sink; [ LYRICS ] We tried, we dried, we sliced, we fried, But all the food is making us more hungry. We are losing control, and all, and all. We don’t have enough patience. [ guitar instrumental along with drums ] We tried to think about the results, We tried to think about what we’d do, But all we knew was that we had a mayonnaise, and our only option was to spread it everywhere. [ guitar instrumental along with drums ] We have spread it on everything, BUT THE KITCHEN SIIINK. [crazy guitar rock instrumentals] x4 BUT THE KITCHEN SIIINK. x4 ** I ran out of ideas now. Y’all can continue lyrics in comments. P.S: the lyrics can make different imaginative sounds from which i imagined first. So i’m sorry if the words don’t make sense, they’re supposed to rhyme in your head.
@rusdicoolgammer 4 жыл бұрын
Very nice
@lexaluisa3275 4 жыл бұрын
I'm impressed
@rozemina7158 4 жыл бұрын
Bruh, let that sink in
@RATELYNN 4 жыл бұрын
Majestic indeed
@agitatedbeetle3068 4 жыл бұрын
Sync*
@aprilhall344 4 жыл бұрын
I love your humour so much! You have pure talent!
@TheArtchick54 3 жыл бұрын
I wonder what song was playing when he was "thinking what was to become". Loved it!! Love your Google translates!! I hope you make more
@Holly-xd8ms 4 жыл бұрын
Brandon is now my drama detox, this man is *chef kiss* (no pun intended)
@SharharatDeserte 4 жыл бұрын
Here's your invite: You, Brandon Faris, are officially invited in my cookout. Bring the potato salad.
@sillyequestrian5144 4 жыл бұрын
This is so funny. I’ve been sub since about 2 years ago. And u haven’t got any less funnier
@justinkinsey1527 2 жыл бұрын
Oh Jear Desus, I love that montage of thinking about all that is to come 🤣
@istoleyourcomment1613 4 жыл бұрын
"I'm not gonna lie that's pretty good oh THAT WAS IN MY SOCK"
@loraineteffeteller1465 4 жыл бұрын
Then the “I always wonder why my potato salad is so salty” made me gag. 😂
@krisdeltarun 4 жыл бұрын
Loraine Teffeteller I’m never eating yes potato salad if I was ever offered some
@overlordmanatee 4 жыл бұрын
I discovered Brandon randomly while bored in quarantine haha. He makes this manatee very happy and makes all bad days, great days.
@pocketrocket6604 3 жыл бұрын
That was one of the best videos I have ever seen. Thank you very much for this creativ and funny content!
@Phoenix-xr1em 3 жыл бұрын
"You've never tried my potato salad Have you? Neither have I..So We're all in for a treat." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@porsheakim3779 4 жыл бұрын
“Someone tell the sheep and the goats!” I CANT STOP LAUGHING AKSJAJAJ
@davissrenks7627 4 жыл бұрын
I honestly have no idea how you knew i was having a cook out but the only reason you weren't invited is because you live on a different continent but hey if you're in the neighborhood in the next 3 hours you're welcome to visit
@hollycaffeinatednerdgirl940 4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@cleopatra1003 4 жыл бұрын
Should he bring potato salad?
@FilmNerd2010 3 жыл бұрын
You are the funniest youtuber ever. I mean that in all seriousness. I love the editing, the timing, the constant distraction, the concept. Everything. Thank you And thank you for only short videos. Most youtubers would have a 20 min video here. I dont have an attention span. You give us only the good stuff.
@katiejakes738 3 жыл бұрын
I don’t think I’ve belly laughed that hard all year. Thank you good sir, thank you. 🤣🤦🏽♀️
@isobelbu9230 4 жыл бұрын
The first dislike is his neighbor
@gamesbychris 4 жыл бұрын
Second was his maid! I mean really! I’d totally have to hire a service to clean house after that 😂
@MrKarlGP 4 жыл бұрын
My theory is that Brandon's "Google Translate makes..." posts strangely coincide with his scheduled deep clean of the kitchen :)
@addison3555 3 жыл бұрын
Can we take a moment to appreciate the whole life he had with the potato salad?
@houlehouse1584 3 жыл бұрын
When he threw the mayonnaise into the fan i lost it
@ex3lence467 4 жыл бұрын
"Im working as a part time dishwasher/dishwasher so a fulltime dishwasher" -Brandon
@indianguyonyoutube3996 4 жыл бұрын
Can't wait for who is watching after quarantine
@jacc.00 4 жыл бұрын
LOL i feel bad for them
@greygust3936 4 жыл бұрын
quarantine is over for us
@idk_but_im_red 4 жыл бұрын
Quarantine is already over for me
@gytepauzaite3266 4 жыл бұрын
No more quarantine 😌
@fionnaandcakecosplay 4 жыл бұрын
Lucky
@toodeadtodie186 2 жыл бұрын
Brandon can make a whole damn movie with actual character development in 3 minutes.
@heathermorgan8817 3 жыл бұрын
I love Google translate so much lol. I only found this channel last week. I can't believe I've been missing out. Lol
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