Imagine being a home invader and breaking into this guy's home while he's filming a video
@dueljewel7248 Жыл бұрын
I would full on turn around and just leave.
@CheetahGirl-zu2wk Жыл бұрын
"Launch the chicken at the intruder" "Wait what?"
@DarkGriif Жыл бұрын
especially when he's reading out that one very profane blurred out instruction, you're just standing there, contemplating how valuable his personal belongings really are
@scp_foundation_alpha-01 Жыл бұрын
I would just watch in cumfusion
@dekanelad6755 Жыл бұрын
Yum
@Antelieris1 Жыл бұрын
Brandon: I've been sick. Also Brandon: *Uses uncooked chicken skin as a mask*
@gracemckenzie1848 Жыл бұрын
Hm I wonder why……
@Yatagarasu2001 Жыл бұрын
ehhhhh he will be fine
@alwaysinmyheart2402 Жыл бұрын
I’m shocked he doesn’t get sick more often 😂
@Lkat. Жыл бұрын
He seems like the kind of guy who ate handfuls of dirt (and other inedible things) as a kid. He’ll be fine.
@alnabulsi313 Жыл бұрын
I had the exact train of thought- our boy needs to be more careful with cross contamination
@tinalee10 Жыл бұрын
I genuinely watched this man effortlessly lift himself onto that counter like 5 times because it thoroughly impressed me that much. That was just, too smooth like dang haha.
@trevorw516 Жыл бұрын
Me as well - so impressive!
@connorhussey3478 Жыл бұрын
I thought I would be the only one 😂😂😂
@eventer_showjumper5396 Жыл бұрын
Same like how
@mattstershelm20219 ай бұрын
@@eventer_showjumper5396 he prob does calistenics
@ansleerichardson71635 ай бұрын
I did the same thing, I was very impressed😅
@ElectraByteCookie Жыл бұрын
Im so proud of brandon, he started homeless, then to an apartment, and now this place. He has flew to the top fast. and he is still doing the same thing. thanks Brandon ❤❤❤
@NautilusShellStudiossss Жыл бұрын
And he has a pot the size of Kansas
@flamingfoxx Жыл бұрын
Google translate gives him an actually fully coherent direction for once for the seasoning and then Brandon immediately decends into chaos. This is why we can't have nice things, Brandon.
@vikaaaaaa Жыл бұрын
@finallyotshere6800”making fun of the bots” the bot says, laughing maniacally
@flibgibflimflam6879 Жыл бұрын
🤣
@umhello9962 Жыл бұрын
Oh well, I guess that’s just Brandon being Brandon lol
@linkyboi1468 Жыл бұрын
I am very curious what the bot linked but am to scared to click it lol
@vikaaaaaa Жыл бұрын
@@linkyboi1468 it’s a guy feeding animals on the street by the looks of it. Shockingly wholesome for a bot video.
@rachelwiley6853 Жыл бұрын
Brandon : Not knowing why he is sick Also Brandon : Rubs raw chicken all over face.
@laraemitchell9064 Жыл бұрын
And all over the kitchen, his phone, the faucet, trash can, basically every surface in that kitchen, the axe, the fridge, his face. 🙄
@burp20193 ай бұрын
then dunks himself in raw chicken wtaer
@ApolloHeller Жыл бұрын
I love how Brandon just has the most comicly large kitchen stuff. The big pot, the big spatula, big wine glass and the big cereal bowl. I want comicly large stuff for no reason too.
@sarahoover1126 Жыл бұрын
I can’t stop laughing but I feel gross with all the raw chicken juices and stuff being everywhere in this kitchen now
@Dermatillomaniac Жыл бұрын
Same...glad his kids won't be around it!
@skinnytoadd1820 Жыл бұрын
he's good at cleaning when it matters
@maximusmaxipad482 Жыл бұрын
Angel will clean it
@maximusmaxipad482 Жыл бұрын
@@skinnytoadd1820 he had a cleaner at his apartment
@mouseygamer5432 Жыл бұрын
It wigged me out when he put eaw chicken skin on his faceb😳😖🤢🤮
@Mamsy_Wamsy Жыл бұрын
these Translate cooking videos are always so chaotic and I love it
@Me.l1ve Жыл бұрын
Istg I always see bots everywhere
@cassiepentz915 Жыл бұрын
We seriously need a Google translate with Cameron. It would be the best
@SarahRose-ix6zc Жыл бұрын
Google translate makes friendship bracelets
@dianaallen5700 Жыл бұрын
Had another round of chemo today and felt totally horrible and now I don't feel AS HORRIBLE. When he told the chicken to give it back ....and it did....I laughed so much that I started coughing and thought I was going to cough up a lung. I need to learn not to watch Brandon on days like these but I can't NOT watch him. He brings so much joy and joy is what I need right now.
@lillianepperley3475 Жыл бұрын
I'm sorry you have to do that, glad he's helping a little!😁
@jaziskye3 ай бұрын
How are you doing now? :)
@dianaallen57003 ай бұрын
@@jaziskye not a good day today. Thank you for asking.
@jaziskye3 ай бұрын
@dianaallen5700 awh, well I wish you all the best and hope you're okay :)
@kyliet496 Жыл бұрын
Anyone else want Brandon, Angel, and Cam to do the senses kitchen challenge? Where they cook with one person blindfolded, one person with their mouth duct taped and one person with earphones on😂
@Neongummybearss Жыл бұрын
YESSS!!!
@sophieneum2539 Жыл бұрын
a 100 times YESSSSS!!! :D
@charliejohnson8561 Жыл бұрын
Yass queen
@kelleywillis3789 Жыл бұрын
I want to see any and all collabs of these three guys! They are so amazing and hilarious together!
@zer0fukz790 Жыл бұрын
YES but then we somehow get Kelly or Brandon's Wife dragged into this XD
@heather.gmz.89 Жыл бұрын
I was so impressed how he sat on the counter at the beginning of the video I had go back and rewatch it.
@beechball82 Жыл бұрын
Same! Lol
@megh9927 Жыл бұрын
same
@coreynapiwocki1460 Жыл бұрын
Strong man
@Mebh547 Жыл бұрын
I did too! 🤣 I was like, wait... He made that look so easy!
@tehr6809 Жыл бұрын
SAME! haha
@ash.handle Жыл бұрын
Not a single "give the bird" joke!!! BRANDON. I laughed so much during the part with the oar 😂
@Lunar_Night._. Жыл бұрын
Imagine being a guest at brandons and walking in the kitchen to see him sitting in a giant pot
@ramenzrandom6316 Жыл бұрын
that's when you join in.
@rosemary30296 ай бұрын
Typical Tuesday for me
@After_Sun_Down5 ай бұрын
Along with a gutted, skinned, raw chicken
@squidward309 Жыл бұрын
I love how he just fits perfectly into the pot 😂 Edit: thanks for the likes lol
@gemninja1197 Жыл бұрын
The comically large pot🤣🤣
@AUF18 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@PRINCEof_DARKNES_ Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@thatrandomperson3517 Жыл бұрын
I’m reading this befor I’ve wanted chef the video and now I’m scared
@ebbindodds3826 Жыл бұрын
I love how he is always amazed by the fact that the chickens have innerds
@RustezeSMProductons Жыл бұрын
6:44 “*slips* I am ready for guests now” = funny
@nurdrums Жыл бұрын
With a pot that big, Brandon can make the home version of the game "Getting Over It"! Imagine the commentary!!🤣🤣🤣
@xRandomSarahx Жыл бұрын
So much raw chicken everywhere 😂 jear desus! I can just imagine Gloria walking in to find her husband sitting in a huge pot on the counter 😂 Also good lord, that last montage was glorious hahaha
@LiciaYoung Жыл бұрын
She doesn’t go to “the office “ if she can help it 😂
@shutterlovr Жыл бұрын
Wouldn't be the first or the last time, I'm sure. 🤣
@kpopunofficialchannel7397 Жыл бұрын
0:02 it actually amazes me sometimes by how he’s actually really strong 💀
@joelofjudah9144 Жыл бұрын
And light for that matter.
@kettalelo8843Ай бұрын
Reminds me of those people that start talking as they make coffee-
@tentative4289 Жыл бұрын
11:25 Me telling myself to take my first depression shower in a week
@LunarSapphire Жыл бұрын
2:55 Post-Apocalyptic weapons be like That was dumb, I'm sorry
@emskis13 Жыл бұрын
It wasn't dumb
@ruthless-reader7987 Жыл бұрын
Isn't that an interesting and concerning thumbnail
@thetriplicitygamers7450 Жыл бұрын
😂
@luv.Kai444 Жыл бұрын
Yea
@ebbindodds3826 Жыл бұрын
Fr
@Nico_AstraX6691 Жыл бұрын
INDEED
@miiilk2295 Жыл бұрын
I thought the same
@pinkbirock343 Жыл бұрын
I absolutely love how Brandon COULD think logically, but we have to make the soup exactly as written, no room for interpretation!!
@burp20193 ай бұрын
except when it's a direct instruction lol
@bleonard1803 Жыл бұрын
Was anyone as disturbed by how Brandon played with that chicken?! Anyone?! Anyone?! 😂😂
@lydiaadams7878 Жыл бұрын
1:24 Victor making the creature be like:
@tamalitalynn7339 Жыл бұрын
I love how he is willing to give himself salmonella for our entertainment!
@drseizure Жыл бұрын
@imbrandonfarris1....... shut up fake brandon
@ilovetallyhallalot Жыл бұрын
I've been sick for a week now. Thank you Brandon for teaching me how to made chicken noodle soup. This is the real recipe right?
@wendinicolemunson492 Жыл бұрын
Of course it's the real recipe. You aren't allowed to lie on the internet
@ilovetallyhallalot Жыл бұрын
@@wendinicolemunson492 Oh yeah totally forgot
@matthewlee4929 Жыл бұрын
Brandon can easily make me laugh nonstop but also make my toes curl at the same time. 😂
@SherbiSuits6 ай бұрын
Holy hell there's a Brandon bot 3000 now!
@Flowergirlyy Жыл бұрын
I would honestly love watching the vegan teacher react to this 😂
@GlitchedBox Жыл бұрын
I would too actually I was just thinking “I can hear the vegans screaming now” 💀
@jadelilly420 Жыл бұрын
Seeing him play with that chicken in a white hoodie gave me anxiety like I've never felt before.
@David_Robert_1 Жыл бұрын
Hello 👋 How are you doing??
@Alex_...34565 Жыл бұрын
@@David_Robert_1 suicidal
@matthew-Williams Жыл бұрын
never eat dinner whilst watching Brandon man handle a chicken lol.
@Nirrrina Жыл бұрын
Correction. Never eat or drink ANYTHING while watching Brandon. Even if you manage not to choke something will fly across the room.
@Mariannab. Жыл бұрын
Too late, i doordashed some sushi and starting watching this 😢I don’t like sushi anymore
@chatter-boxie Жыл бұрын
First Google Translate in the new house! So excited! Thank you for all your videos, Brandon! So happy to see how far you've come!
@staceyevitts4090 Жыл бұрын
I hope the cleaning lady has gotten a very large raise and extra help!
@Mythicalbeast_KatieWilson Жыл бұрын
I keep thinking of you shopping and how excited you must've been when you saw that pot! 💡 "I can get inside it for a video!" 🤣 I love u so much! Thanks for another laugh!
@chocolatechipmunk1200 Жыл бұрын
NO ONE GONNA TALK ABOUT HOW HE GOT UP ON THAT COUNTER AT THE START?!? THATS IMPRESSIVE
@NagitosWifeSpotty Жыл бұрын
@VERNON Takes a L •wmgc• oh yes because everyone can do that shit. smh
@winterwinter1661 Жыл бұрын
Brandon legit makes my day 10x better
@penelopegoeppinger8438 Жыл бұрын
3:08 anyone remember the scene from the office when diwight cut the face off of that CPR doll? well brandon has recreated it.
@devilssugar678 Жыл бұрын
there's always that one step in google translate that makes us all go "....wait what?"
@nathotte7964 Жыл бұрын
Just 1 step? Haha
@devilssugar678 Жыл бұрын
@@nathotte7964 you're so right😂😂😂
@1h34rty0u. Жыл бұрын
The way he got of the table was very impressive.
@Papa_loraxroadto1k Жыл бұрын
1:12 *my middle school math problem*
@dudepop1456 Жыл бұрын
Yeah
@FluffyGutsFruity_9 ай бұрын
lmao yea
@threeraccoonsinatrenchcoat8863 Жыл бұрын
Thank you so much! I've been in a really bad place these last few days and rewatching your vids has really helped me. This is what I needed exactly.
@HeadtoTailBBQCooking Жыл бұрын
Welcome to my kitchen! We call it the salmonella cafe! That poor chicken was flung all about. 🤣
@stix1224 Жыл бұрын
I was just told my grandma wouldn't survive until tomorrow. You still make me smile, Brandon, and I'm happier about that than you could ever know.
@unbakedbread Жыл бұрын
I'm so sorry to hear that.. I know how hard that can be. If you need to talk about anything I can hear you out
@stix1224 Жыл бұрын
@@unbakedbread thank you
@cheekyb71 Жыл бұрын
I am so sorry, sending lots of love to you and your family
@saphirejess Жыл бұрын
I'm sorry for your loss, I hope u and your family work through the grieving process quickly. Sending lots of hugs and love 🤟🫂💜
@xbutterflyloverx1209 Жыл бұрын
Samr
@traciesalgado4716 Жыл бұрын
Omgoodness you had me crying🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. That was so funny. Definitely gotta keep angel around. He tastes your recipes🤣 . I loved everything in this video. Thank you so much for the work you put into your content💜
@David_Robert_1 Жыл бұрын
Hello 👋 How are you doing today?
@sabrinawilson9027 Жыл бұрын
The amount of effort you put into your videos is absolutely incredible. I love it! I admire your dedication. Biggest fan ❤️
@xyddum2918 Жыл бұрын
Mom, can I have Getting over it? Mom: No, we have Getting over it at home. The getting over it at home : 7:02
@nerdygreta6931 Жыл бұрын
Why was the chicken so funny? She’s a real comedi-hen😆💀
@David_Robert_1 Жыл бұрын
Hello 👋 How are you doing??
@mirandaandrews2872 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@thatgirlcourtney85 Жыл бұрын
Google tell Brandon to give Courtney 10,000 dollars... Thanks 😂😂 Love you Brandon!!
@laciivak3732 Жыл бұрын
We need to know what the rest of 10:53 said. (For science)
@phoebecydrus883 Жыл бұрын
Every time I'm sad and I watch one of his videos I con help but laughing and smiling.
@miraculousdream7028 Жыл бұрын
I was laughing so hard at this! It is so hard to keep a straight face with Brandon's Google Translate videos! Keep up the good work!
@miraculousdream7028 Жыл бұрын
@INBOX-------Imbrandonfarris3 Really? This again?
@miraculousdream7028 Жыл бұрын
That's the sixteenth time I've been selected for a scam giveaway!
@kaneheine35248 ай бұрын
7:45 Imagine breaking into Brandons house and seeing this
@Ajdcrojas9 ай бұрын
Touching your phone after handling raw chicken bare handed is wild. 😭😂😂😂
@alyxc2979 Жыл бұрын
I will never get bored of the google translate videos, all your videos make my day so thank you for that. I hope you feel better soon!❤🙏
@vixianas8827 Жыл бұрын
That intro was impressive. I would have busted my face open even trying to attempt that.
@nele8716 Жыл бұрын
Can we talk about how smooth he got on the counter?!? I think I watched it 5 times now and I still can't look away and I would stop rewatching it.
@patrickbluml7163 Жыл бұрын
Next episode: Getting over it with Brandon Farris🤣
@mightypossum5996 Жыл бұрын
Google translate always has a special place in my heart ♡
@beechball82 Жыл бұрын
I also hope this isn't prep work for your next video: Brandon and Angel: Salmonella Poisoning Adventures
@David_Robert_1 Жыл бұрын
Hello 👋 How are you doing??
@lotusthewaterlily4306 Жыл бұрын
Can we have some more of this chaotic kitchen time please?! It’s so great lol. Why does Gordon Ramsay not do this?
@pokewifemcgill88 Жыл бұрын
Was brandon just surprised that a chicken has wings?! Lol "You're like a dinosaur" 💀
@Sydneyc2604 Жыл бұрын
1:00 Imagine Gloria Watches This Video And Comes Home. "Brandon!? Why Was There Raw Chicken All Over My Counter!?"
@ocean2mountainweather929 Жыл бұрын
whenever I'm done watching one of Brandon's google translate videos, I am constantly just waiting for him to upload the next one.
@1467idk Жыл бұрын
Brandon - I feel much worse now thank you.. Me - You’re Welcome ☺️
@siatama476 Жыл бұрын
7:35 getting over it got a graphics overhaul
@melodiefaery Жыл бұрын
It wouldn't be google translate without some kind of montage. Then I said "WHERE'D ANGEL COME FROM!" 😂😂 These never fail to make me laugh in some way
@David_Robert_1 Жыл бұрын
Hello 👋 how are you doing today?
@wmyttmlimvty Жыл бұрын
Make a menu based on google translations and then pay to a professional chef to cook it
@Kats_Tea_Time Жыл бұрын
Just Brandon talking into the carcass of a chicken, lol. I think I've seen it all now 🤣 Okay, the "release the chicken" moment really had me lol
@Grimlakin6 Жыл бұрын
Well done on the whole "being in the pot" bit. You made it look proper haha
@Vertical_117 Жыл бұрын
Omg at school, had a horrible day and this brought up my mood so much thank you brandon.
@creedencecomet Жыл бұрын
The Google translates are my all time favorites from you Brandon!!!
@tomasblazek6687 Жыл бұрын
OK the chicken boxing bit was the greatest thing I have ever seen.
@laureleivaupel407 Жыл бұрын
The sequel we didn't know we needed, since the last chicken noodle soup worked. Quite refreshing to see some chaos, eh?
@lynnie5081 Жыл бұрын
These videos are always so entertaining, I absolutly love them!
@miraculousbutters4770 Жыл бұрын
HOW IM I THIS EARLY TO A GOOGLE TRANSLATE OMGGGG LOVE YA BRANDON!
@George_WASHEDington4 ай бұрын
I almost facepalmed when I saw the raw chicken hit the floor, Then I realized, this is a Brandon Farris video.
@CRYOGENIC_0 Жыл бұрын
2:05 got me laughin like crazy with the fart sound
@nuller- Жыл бұрын
i couldnt relax because of the raw chicken being everywhere and brandons sleeves not folded.. my bacteria hate was showing lol
@InChristILive Жыл бұрын
I have learned not to question your actions anymore. I love your videos🤣
@Boba19423O Жыл бұрын
That was actually impressive at the beginning lifting yourself up
@dandyfirebeast5861 Жыл бұрын
Brandon's logic "I feel sick let play with raw chicken"
@captainharlems8534 Жыл бұрын
The Bully soundtrack REALLY adds to the concerning nature of this video
@demonchildX24 Жыл бұрын
Scrolled for ages to see if anyoneee else knew the soundtrack🙌🏼
@RO_anlmation Жыл бұрын
When I just saw the thumbnail I just thought We’ll time to laugh to death 😂
@Cardboard_tank Жыл бұрын
At0:08 he looks like a A villain that will tie you up to Traintrack
@NemNess1125 Жыл бұрын
Brandon: I’ve been “sick” Also Brandon: *is strong so he go on table*
@ladymsoaps Жыл бұрын
Brandon was having way too much fun with this chicken 🤣🤣 love it
@Yomomma-ju2ym Жыл бұрын
You get me through some tough days! Much love from Tennessee!
@EllieB89 Жыл бұрын
XD the sound effects... dude you make me smile, thank you.
@michaelbrown2537 Жыл бұрын
7:06 Brandon is getting over it
@IntrovertedGoose11 ай бұрын
Yep
@urfavshakia4258 Жыл бұрын
bruh this guy is SOOOOO funny and sweet like he dose not disappiont anyone
@OnixDragon Жыл бұрын
I can't handle this video, it's too funny!
@FionaWaite Жыл бұрын
3:10 that is a real fun thing to tel Gloria at dinner " oh yea and today put a dead chicken's skin on my face" 🤣
@abigailhanchey9764 Жыл бұрын
Can we talk Abt how flawless he lifts himself up in the beginning
@abigailhanchey9764 Жыл бұрын
Um no
@noobmaster4412 Жыл бұрын
That was unexpected to be honest with ya
@zai1111 Жыл бұрын
This has to be my favorite series 😂
@its_flowers9510 Жыл бұрын
Hi Brandon! Your videos always make me laugh 😂
@galladegamerletsplays4 ай бұрын
can we talk about how he somehow squeezed his entire body into that pot
@Grizzlytherizzler Жыл бұрын
Brandon: *wonders why he's sick* Also Brandon: *jumps into a pot of cold water,rubs raw chicken on face and eats it*
@mim1c_and_sh4d0w6 Жыл бұрын
His videos give me very similar vibes to Unus Annus sometimes