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“Where’s the D” *sigh* “Time to go to comments”

The ones who are looking for "those guys who dont understand"😂 👇🏻

As a dutch person this sounds normal

it sounds like, 'KEEP ME MOIST YOU C'NT' there you go everyone, revealed. Here's my gift to humanity

When chat says "Hey Mika", you know she's already doomed. 💀💀💀

For those who don’t understand it sounds like “EaT mY mOiStY cUm”

Shit. That whimper before the giggles broke me.

The people who are actually Dutch and don’t understand why she is whimpering 👇

Dutch: “You know, I’m kinda bored today…”

Dutch: I HAVE A PLAN

Didn't understand but also got me laugh😂

“whimpers” the father: i finna eat to much cereal to get some milk yk?

"D... Where's the D" My idiotic mind: DEEZ N---

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH nah he did you dirty, i speak afrikaans and i understood it.

"HAVE SOME GODDAMN FAITH ARTHUR"

The Dutch and Flemish people want to know your location. And they're approaching rapidly

Dutch people: 😀 English speakers: 😨

Im dutch and i have no idea what she heard out of "kies mijn mooiste kant" sounds very normal to me 😂

Other ppl:if u don't understand we need more ppl like u Me:baby...I NEED TO KNOWWWW!~

"Where is the D" it's me when I read Usopp name

"Where's the D?" Meanwhile her DM's be like: eggplant, eggplant, eggplant, eggplant, eggplant

Dutch: Man with Plan

I literally laughed as she laughed.😂 Why did it insult her🤣😭

Her getting offended:👁👄👁 What I heard: ofxgshebdj

"Is it gonna insult me?" Dude you need to be respected in order to be insulted

For those ppl who understand We need more ppl like u

Chose my most beautiful side It translated in Suriname in Nederlands

As a Dutchman, this is confusing the fuck out of me! Edit: DUTCH UNITED!

It's twice as funny when you can understand it both languages

She immediately knew what was going to happen

Roses are red Ballerinas are dancers Back in my day the comments had answers

"where is the D" me talking to myself: get your head out of the gutter

It translates to choose my most beautiful side

I think I heard it say “teach me more to c-m”

"D, D... Wheres the D??" 😂😂😂😂😂

That reaction is so precious 😂

I thought they said "kiss me,most cant"

"I really love Dutch!"

"D. Where's the D?" I think you know EXACTLY where it is young lady!

Finally, seems Dutch actually has a good plan🗿

AS A DUTCH PERSON I DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY

English to Dutch English: I think we'll be alright Dutch: All we need is a little bit more money

Her- "where's the D" Me- "idk girl I'm still looking 💀💀"

That face at the end was like omg when and were 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I heard "His fanboys to come"

POV: ur trying to find a comment that doesn’t have “where’s the D” in it..

THEY DID MY BOY DUTCH DIRTY 😭😭😭

I love being dutch and hearing english people trying to figure this shit out

Mikaylah: it's gonna insult me Also Mikayla: continues to type it

Sigma people who didn't understand 😂😂

She didn’t object. 😂

I’m Dutch so I only hear “kies mijn mooiste kant” instead of what I’m supposed to hear

Welp it’s a fact, the Dutch language is after you

She's always getting pranked by fans.

Shes not even mad 😂

As a dutch SPEAKER i am sure that that was so AYOO also it said choose my best thing

As a Dutch person I literally cannot even try make my brain hear anything but the actual way it’s said

"Kiss my moyst cant" Thats pretty much the closest i can get to it without giving it away

😂😂😂😂😂... i don't want to said it, but I surely funniest phrase I ever heard.. 😂

Translate: “my moose reads Kant”

As a Belgian that speaks Dutch as their first language idk what to say💀💀💀

To those men of culture who may be confused, the sound i heard was close to something along the lines of "kiss my moisty c***." If you need further assistance from this point i simply praise your innocence. Thx for the likes. I put this comment because i was sure the jokester's intent was for mika to actually say it. It wasnt till i said myself on the second run of the vid that i got it.

Ohhhhh it took me a little bit to figure that out😂

I Heard, Keep The Noise, Toucan

"where's the d, wheres the d?" Has double meaning

don’t get sucked in by the simping keep pushing kings 👑

I keep hearing, "It's a man moisture cu....."

"she's a monster" that's what I heard 💀💀

"How many times have you watched this?" Me: "Yes"

"Where's the D" *IMMEDIATILY RUSHES TO COMMENTS*

It is just impossible to understand the joke when Dutch is your first language. Edit: I came back after 2 months and this comment has just blown up! Thanks you so much everyone! And also thanks for the explanations! For everyone who comes to this comment later and doesn't want to look al the way through the comments on my comment, I am going to tell you what is sounds like (I will leave some space here in case you don't want to get a dirty mind): (credits go to @JustSomeone) So the sentence sounds like kiss my moisty k*nt (the k must be a c) , which you can translate to kus mijn natte k*'t. In Dutch: De zin klinkt als: kiss my moisty k*nt( de k moet een c zijn). Als je dit vertaalt naar het Nederlands dan zou je er dit van maken: kus mijn natte k*t.

i like that whimp so much

That's heavy - Marty McFly

"Gwoogle, Traanss, Late." ~Mikaylah, 2022

"Where's the D?" bro i already knew what the comments would be 💀

Im dutch so here is the translate to English:”Choose my prettiest side”

For those who didnt get it: it reads out "kiss me moist kun"

"where's the d..."

I still can't get over the fact that she had to play it a second time and slower 🤣

For those who dont understand "kiss my moist cat" yeah which means.😢 hope this helped

"Where's the D" I swear this is just like school Edit: MOM I'M FAMOUS

Who didn’t understand? where tf did 2.8K likes come from If I only had this many likes on a video 😭

He spend most to come😅

That smile at the end is soo cute! 💕💗😘

Dutch: 🙂 English: 💀💀💀

Me Trying To Find Comments About The Joke: Comments: “Where’s the D?” Me: I’m gonna throw some dirt in your eye.

Hahaha yes thats dutch😂 (im dutch)

POV: you didn’t understand what the translation meant so you headed to the comments but they’re all talking about *wheres the D* Edit: Ngl I wanna over take @jokestealer3997 in likes

Me a duch speaking: what's the issue?

I’m sad to say, as a speaker of Dutch. This does indeed happen and is said at times.

“He smel moisd c-“alright that’s enough shorts for today 💀

Oh for those who don’t get it it actually means красивая сторона на голландском языке

I thought it said "its where noises come" before realising

Mika - "pretends to act innocent through hundreds of shorts" Also Mika - "where's the D?"

"Reality can be often dissapointing."

Okay, i understand it as a dutch man 😂 😂 have to watch out talking dutch near english speaking people 😂

Oh, Mika, I love you 😂

As someone who speaks Dutch I don't know what she's feeling right now but it literally just said the same thing and yes I live in Suriname so I do speak Dutch

" Where's the d " You're LITERALLY placing the cherry on top of the cake