Thank you for your patience! Please enjoy my longest video yet. Lots of tasty lore! Which is your favorite LOOT?

Love the stutter Jon gives when he realizes he's not yelling at Garfield and, instead, Cuspfield.

"Libra Gorefield desires a future where everything is perfectly balanced." Thanos: *Heavy breathing*

All the other Gorefields: *actively seek to ruin, annoy or kill Jon* Virgo Gorefield: *we do a little trolling*

I'm not sure if this was intentional or not, but either way I loved the nod to Jim Davis's own zodiac, Leo, where Garfield finds Jon is identical to Jim Davis.

I love how 11 of the 12 Gorefields are reasonably sized. And then there's Taurus.

Y'all remember when someone would say "Garfield" and everyone would be like "ah, yes. The lazy cat that hates mondays in the daily comics"?

credits to the camera man for jumping into multiple universes to collect lore about gorefields

Ophiuchus gorefield actually had me crying for the first half. Poor guy. He was twisted by the cruel actions of humanity. May his new world avoid the same fate.

sagittarius just sounds like a tornado "avoid open fields" "safe in windowless basements"

Everyone's talking about Garfield as Sans, saying how good this video was, but no one is gonna talk about Godfield. Like, this dude must be more powerful than the other Gorefields

How to defeat each Gorefield: Hello fellow gamers, I'm an avid player of the Gorefield video game series and today I'm going to show you how to defeat each Gorefield in Astrology Apocalypse. Be aware that each Gorefield can be defeated without loot or a safehouse, but the difficulty skyrockets without the clone so I recommend you obtain that first. However, this tutorial will display the method without any loot or safehouse. I will go based on order, not on difficulty of defeat. Bare in mind this will not all be killing, as some other methods are easier than others. Aries: Simply do not do the sleep action for 7 days. This sounds hard as sometimes it is forced but it can be done through using the coffee item each day. Caffeine pills are another option but have a risk of death if overused. Once the 7 days pass, Aries Gorefield will starve to death. (Some speedrunners have also pointed out that you can set a bucket above your head when laying in bed to sleep, the feeding process being interrupted by an external force will cause pain and irritation. If you get lucky, this will cause Aries gorefield to quit feeding on you) Taurus: Taurus Gorefield is inherently a game of chance, as it cannot be killed and the lasagna recipe question can result in you forgetting vital functions such as breathing. Yes you can look for it but the quickest way is also the easiest. The challenge is your best bet as it can often be a challenge involving an earth lain game, which Taurus Gorefield will not know. Best of luck, you're gonna need it. The inherent positive is that you'll always be able to make a truce with Taurus Gorefield. So use this to your full advantage. (After some extensive gameplay I have discovered you can use an exploit to prevent losing knowledge and make the secret lasagna question risk free. Simply take melatonin 3 hours beforehand. The sleep sequence will overright the sequence where Gorefield takes knowledge from you, preventing possible death.) Gemini: Thankfully, Gemini Gorefield is quite easy to kill. Which was intentional as the game can sometimes be unplayable without the clone loot. Bring a double barrel shotgun into a mirror room then hide it, once Gemini Gorefield comes in, bring it out and blast them through the Garfield and Raoul heads. The last head cannot function without those two for long. Run out of the room and wait a full minute then walk back in and get your well deserved loot. Cancer: A scripted event can be done with a boulder, just look up where to find it and squash that crab. Be wary however, it is on a beach side hill, and can be dangerous to get to. Leo: As Leo is a statue, it's vulnerable to explosives. When it challenges you to a battle, toss a Dynamite stick into its mouth as it charges. This is the only way I have found to kill it, and the secret lasagna takes far too long and is far too risky. (After further inspection through the game, leading Leo Gorefield under a wrecking ball then having someone drop it after it starts its roar sequence also causes instant death. If your John starts with better charisma stats, this method is easier) Virgo: Take a picture of any female you encounter that is taller than you, this doesn't risk the police being called as public photography is considered legal in most cities you will be in. Once a picture is taken of them, it will reveal Virgo. Then you will be able to attempt to kill Virgo. I recommend using the Pistol and several magazines as it does take a bit to kill them. (Speedrunners have pointed out that the woman will always have black hair and uncolored eyes if your John spawns with bright hair, and will always have bright hair and dark eyes if John spawns with dark hair) Libra: I have heard your complaints about how Libra is basically impossible to beat since you always have imbalanced Karma, but here's an easy way to beat them. Talk to no one and do not take a car, but do not walk where you want to go. Get a bicycle and ride to crypts and churches, places where you can find ingredients to the secret lasagna. Another sneaky way to figure it out is to present food items in the court when Libra drags you in, if Libra's eyes sparkle then it is part of the secret lasagna. Libra will always have a computer component in the secret lasagna. Whenever you enter a crypt your karma will go negative, donate to a charity as quickly as possible to negate this. (You can also simply build up so much negative Karma in one day the game doesn't know how to process it and Libra Gorefield explodes. This is best done by repeatedly walking under ladders, but going to the mirror room and smashing all of them works as well) Scorpio: Scorpio can be defeated by standing at the top of the staircase to the basement it resides in and shooting it with the double barrel shotgun. This is the easiest way I have found to defeat it. This can only not be done if the dream vision shows a basement, in which case draw it out by leaving the basement alone, then shoot it. (As some speedrunners have pointed out, always check if your house has a basement. John always spawns on a block with a shotgun, so it's important to check for a basement before going to find the shotgun) Sagittarius: If Sagittarius does not challenge you to a game of chance that day, challenge it to a game of chance. You will always win. (Yes I know that everyone knows this, Sagittarius is practically a joke. But some new players may not know this, so I included it.) Capricorn: Whenever Capricorn enters a body of water, you can attempt to electrocute it. I recommend using the tazer, but some are adamant about the toaster method. Aquarius: Absolutely a joke. Just use a blood sacrifice and ask it what its favorite lasagna recipe is. Badabing badaboom you win. Pisces: Find an oxygen tank and diving suit, as well as a Lazer cutter, then allow yourself to be submerged when it plays hide and seek. Once you do so, you will be transported to the cell but can't drown. Cut your way through the bars then look around, the lasagna recipe will be able to be found here. Once you find it, swim back to shore and make the lasagna. Then once they play hide and seek again, throw the lasagna into the rain. Pisces will gladly accept your offering and leave. Ophichus: As many have questioned, it wasn't known if you could actually survive Ophichus. Well recently, I've made a discovery. When you wake up on the first Monday, the news letter will detail a location with letters that have white sparkles on them. Visit it and it will tell you a specific combination of Gorefields. You must then exit that save file, then use the first save and defeat every Gorefield detailed without fail once. If you do, the Ophichus save file will delete itself. Once all of those Gorefields are defeated, you then must use their items in the areas you defeated them in. This will cause pillars to rise that inhibit Godfields powers. You will then gain visions of more places you must visit, each carrying an unholy bullet that is the only way to deal damage to Godfield. After that, you must regain the items from the Gorefields you beat. Use the crafting menu and put them in alphabetically based on their 3rd letter. Once they're all used, you will craft the Ophichus Revolver. You then must go face Godfield and not miss a single shot. Once you have shot him with every bullet, he will detransform from godhood and scurry back into the ground. This gives you a weeks time to figure out the secret lasagna. It has one ingredient in each church in the original city you spawn in. Once made bring it back to the hole Ophichusfield scurried into. This will pacify it and you can either end it or befriend it. Befriending it will give you a permanent friendly Cuspfield that always knows where Secret Lasagna ingredients are, though it only speaks in riddles. Ending it gives you Godfields Ring, which lets you input one command aside from "> Kill Gorefield" and "> Give Secret Lasagna". A completely overpowered item to say the least. I wasn't the first to discover this, but I'm still happy I did. That is the only way to defeat Ophichus Gorefield otherwise known as "Godfield". And that's the easiest methods to defeat each Gorefield! Good luck my friends.

Hey! Here you can go and see every gorefield! Aries Gorefield 1:39 Taurus Gorefield 2:38 Gemini Gorefield 3:39 Cancer Gorefield 4:38 Leo Gorefield 6:39 Virgo Gorefield 7:39 Libra Gorefield 8:39 Scorpio Gorefield 9:38 Sagittarius Gorefield 11:36 Capricorn Gorefield 12:36 Aquarius Gorefield 13:36 Pisces Gorefield 14:35 Ophiuchus Gorefield 15:47

“Has decided to catfish Jon just for fun” Virgo you ain’t gotta do all that...

"There is always a lasagna, there's always a Jon, there's always a Garfield" "Constants and Variables, Jon"

As a Libra, I do love that every one of it's stats are perfectly balanced

Saggittarius Gorefield just explained why my luck is constantly "Oh cool I won 1 million dollars" and "Oh boy I just lost both of my kidneys, all my bone marrow, my spinal fluid and my ribcage". It feels that way most of the time anyway.

Gorefield: Why won't you die, Jon? Me: Because, we're in the *living room*

This would make a dope mobile game. Imagine that at any point in time, your phone would leave a message and the message says "Your *Gorefield* is currently (random number) miles away from you." or "Be careful, *he's* somewhere around you."

Honestly Aquarius seems like one of the best possible outcomes, so lucky me. -Lasting companionship under the caviat of being fed blood (not specified to be human or yours but heavily implied). -No actual danger to you, simply a nuisance if unfed. -Exceptionally weak, if you really went after killing a Gorefield this would probably be the easiest. -The Blood Jar is honestly a super good item. Assuming its indestructible, you could do a ton of stuff. Go to a blood bank and turn any other blood to O- blood, turn your blood into liquid gold (very hot watch out), and more. Hell, you could theoretically make the blood of any living or dead person & use that blood to get an exact read on their DNA. Go clone Abraham Lincoln.

It's been years and I still love this piece of art. If I were good at programing I would make a fan game where the Gorefields are the bosses. Also, I'm the only one that thinks the Sagittarius Cuspfield looks adorable?

I Would Pay Good Money To See Someone Make a Horror Game About This.

When they be having a gorefield that you're only safe from in crowds and its 2020.

15:50 bro this gore field is the example of "you're either a villain or live long enough as a hero to become one"

I have two favorites parts 1. The win conditions 2. When Jon said "Gar- erhgk CUSPFIIEEEELLLL"

There is canonically a universe where Jon is a successful comic-artist who lives happily with Liz and Garfield, who is a normal and loving cat who can't speak.

Cancer: "We live in a dream Jon" The ones that are Aries: *Screaming*

Has anyone realized that Taurus and Sagittarius gorefield are the only zodiac gorefields who aren’t evil. Taurus gorefield only seeks knowledge while Sagittarius gorefield likes to assist you but with good or bad luck.

Scorpio/capricorn Gorefield: “Your life means *NOTHING* you serve *ZERO* purpose, *YOU SHOULD-“*

Me: *visits my Grandfather's grave Leo Garf: *helo there* Me, pulling a ring: *G E N E R A L K E N O B I*

Aries, a torso-sized little man: "I am infinite, Jon" Taurus, literally the size of a galaxy: "Cute..."

Taurus doesn't even care about jon

This is legit my favorite video on KZfaq. I’ve rewatched it probably 15-20 times. It’s just such a badass concept all around. The art is really good, the sound design is nice, and the format is very well done. I love Lumpy’s style, and it works really well for this concept. Thank you LumpyTouch! This video rocks!

"He saw the worst humanity had to offer." Yep, I'd say that Cats movie was indeed the worst.

“Your lust for lasagna has lead you astray” Obi-Jon-Kenobi

Jon: who ate the 3 cheese pizza’s? Cuspfield: *mumbling* Jon: GAR- eh, CUSPFIEEEEEEEEELD! That part was funny for me

Most of the Gore-Fields: actively seek to permanently ruin Jon's life Virgo: We do a lil' trollin' Aquarius: You're my bestest best best friend! Picses: *Ooh, something cool*

Remember: this was originally about an orange house cat that hates Mondays...

Cuspfields are miniature versions of zodiac signs Taurus: Galaxy-sized Taurus Cuspfield: STAR-SIZED (Primarily Wolf Rayet sized)

I want to give Garf a hug, he seems like he needs it.

Taurus Gorefield is unironically the GOAT- Such a being with knowledge like (how the get the pieces to make the special lasanga) provides one rather simple, and direct deal-

Ok im the *_Aquarius_* Gorefield ·Watching me ·Cat sized ·Best Friend My cat: **walks on me causally** Me: **sweating uncontrollably**

“ all these universe have something in common, they all have a jon “ Ophiuchus gorefield : lemme stop you right there

Something cool I noticed with Ophiuchus Gorefield is that his new world is black and white as opposed to the green shades of the old world, both of which were commonly used as Gameboy colors, making the world vastly different yet consistent with Lumpy's artstyle.

This is very well made, good work lumpy 👍

The only gorefield that wouldn't be instantly obliterated by Godfield is Taurus.

OH MY GOD THIS IS WAY MORE INDEPTH THAN I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE

it would be amazing to have a game with this art, or the universe itself is pretty interesting building something this big

0:32 ah the legendary sansfeild

"Your Sanctuary : *A submarine* " guess i'll die then

I like the idea that the Gorefields are actually beatable as opposed to "oh its movie monster villain so you have to die sorry". Some of those items seem insane, especially the bookmark, the revival sack, the hand phone, and the spoon (although the last one is less practical and more fun to have). I just have 2 questions: If it were theoretically possible to beat Ophiuchus/Godfield what would they drop? And are there Johns who know about and traverse the multiverse to help out other Johns and collect loot for themselves?

I like rewatching this and pausing at all the gorefields, the lore is better than a lot of stories nowadays.

Can’t believe it’s already been 4 years, I remember how hyped I was waiting for my sign

When Jon said “Who ate the 3-cheese pizzas?”, Pilotredsun felt that

Your sanctuary: Crowds Corona virus: I’m about to end this man’s whole career

I know I’m late to the party but the quality of this animation is absolutely stunning. Even in the transition screens the smoke moves in a way I have never seen depicted in this style

The first time I ever watched this about 3 years ago it have me sleep paralysis for 2 weeks

Sagittarius gorefield actually seems pretty chill, the worst part would just be surviving while unlucky.

As soon as the video said "You are Jon", my cat jumped onto the table Let me tell ya, my fight-or-flight instinct was never more powerful

I know this isn't the point, but I love how cozy the BGM is

I love how your animations and storytelling are more than just "what if garfield but cursed r/imsorryjon." You got a whole garfield pantheon here

"They all have a Jon, and a Garfield" *Sad Odie noises*

Gemini Gorefield: *Is weak to glasses* Me, who literally cannot see without them: *chuckles at my power*

I just noticed in the intro it says "these universes all* have one thing in common." with the parentheses in "ALL", foreshadowing a Jon's absence in Ophiuchus' universe.

That was a really good video Lumpy Touch

Honestly not a bad time to be a saggitarius; he seems like chill guy.

"Kill em" looks at galaxy sized elder god UHHHHHHH

And I really love this concept. Would actually be a good like astrology based game where you put in your personality and birthday and then it shows your astrology sign and gorefield that you have to survive.

I like the bad monday reference at 0:31

If this were a game, here's how I think it would play out: You have 12 Zodiac Jons to choose from: each Jon would match the personality of said Zodiac with all their strengths and flaws. All of the Jon's are helped by a mysterious benefactor giving them information about their Gorefield and tips for survival. After completing all of the Jon Zodiacs, you unlock the 13th zodiac, where all the Jons team up to defeat God Field. You know, like a Live A Live kind of thing.

Taurus Your Sanctuary: Crowds Well that's a big blow for them.

i’m so happy you included cusps lumpy.

I find it funny how these scary, gory, and sometimes big versions of garfield are coming to kill you, but if you challenge them to a chess mach and you win, they let you go.

Imagine a Garfield style persona game where you have a month to kill him or he gets you

"He ain't never met jon, so he ain't never met Odie or the others. He's just a stray roaming the streets, trying to get by" that actually tugged a few heartstrings.

I like how some of them aren't inherently evil

Pisces Gorefield: yo bruh im gonna kill you now Me, living in Switzerland: Nuh uh

Ophiuchus Gorefield is certainly the saddest and the most terrifying out of all of 'em.

What if there’s a universe where everyone except one person is Jon

That was awesome. Thank you :)

I love the galactic traveling pixels at the start of the video so much. they remind me of my old win XP Screensaver. wish I could use this one as a Screensaver too

I feel like the ophiuchus gorefield could have just been a normal Garfield if he met his Jon.

"What do you have to fight?" Gemini: I have to fight myself Aries: I have to fight an angel Taurus: I have to fight A LITERAL GALAXY! Virgo: I just have to avoid being horny for tall women

If, theoretically, you were to encounter multiple versions across multiple timelines, Taurus is essentially the key to surviving every single gorefield; just look up random trivia, trade it for lasagna recipes, and boom, you win all battles. (He could also tell you where Ophiuchus Garfield is, so you can show him the beauty of the world so he, y’know, doesn’t kill all of humanity?)

Three years later, and this video is still great!

Garphobia: The fear that you are Jon and there is a Garfield out there who is coming for you.

"There are infinite universes where Jon and Garfield's destinies are connected" im not sure about ophiuchus gorefield's universe

This is just incredible

i'm 3 years late for commenting but i got leo gorefield to deal with also here's timestamps (even tho someone already did them): 0:00 Introduction 1:38 Aries Gorefield (The Volatile) 2:38 Taurus Gorefield (The Unyielding) 3:38 Gemini Gorefield (The Dynamic) 4:38 Cancer Gorefield (The Abyssal) 5:34 Win Conditions 6:38 Leo Gorefield (The Sublime) 7:38 Virgo Gorefield (The Phantasm) 8:38 Libra Gorefield (The Paragon) 9:38 Scorpio Gorefield (The Warden) 10:35 Cuspfields 11:38 Sagittarius Gorefield (The Gambler) 12:38 Capricorn Gorefield (The Herald) 13:38 Aquarius Gorefield (The Devotee) 14:38 Pisces Gorefield (The Graceful) 15:33 Zodiac Power Ranks 15:48 *Ophiuchus Gorefield* (The Emperor) 15:54 The Story of Him 17:50 *oh no* 19:03 New World 19:55 Outro

“He Witnessed The Worst Humanity Has To Offer” **Shows Cat’s Movie**

I'm just suprised on what the fandom can do to an orange and black cat addicted with lasagna.

The way Jhon yells and stutters "CUSP-FEILD!!1!1"

Yo u made me feel special in just this vid thx man

Am I the only one who is incredibly disturbed by the scent meter? I mean it freaks me out that this horrific monster knows where I live and is currently making its way towards me.

I wanna see a full game made out of this where you play through 12 scenarios one for each sign, and the goal is to beat all the gorefields And after beating the 12 scenarios you fight the final gore field in a climatic battle that requires using all the skills you learned along the way

LOL the Girlfield.... Lumpy I really appreciate all these surprises. It's like you have consumed the essence of random humor and meta meme humor

Taurus Gorefield: “What knowledge do you desire?” Me: “How do you fix the ice cream machine at McDonald’s?” Taurus Gorefield: “…fuck.”

*Leo Gorefield* *Pros*: low Hunger meter; big as a door *Cons*: summons undead minions ((speaking of size, sucks to be Taurus))

"Gorefeild is below you" *Screams in basement owner*

This was fire👏