😂😂😂

Otch

hahahaha

Come to me, I'm interested!

me toooo

Lmao but when the female does the same commenters gonna call her a thot or whatever Insecure dudes are just too much for me 😂😂

AmericanToastman Bruh, are you really going to start this on a freaking gorilla mating video? No one cares!🤦🏾‍♀️

@@americantoastman7296 idiot.

BigBy Shush.

@@ello3110 ;(

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA IM WHEEZING THIS ONE GOT ME

🤣🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️☠️

😂😂😂😂

Probably what aliens are doing to us lol

😆

John Hammond 😂😂😂 you may wanna take a seat

I believe if you recall "life will find a way."

Hello sir, i know you from another naughty animal video comments

How you know she is 8 she they are both grow up

Humans have a much longer period of development due to our cognition, I’m pretty sure gorillas reach full maturity ~10 years earlier than humans (8 vs 18).

People always want what they can’t have lol

@@manifestationhappiness705 You want happiness?

Like humans

He still didn't want her just don't want no one else to have her a typical old man 😂

This is perfect example of competition to pass on one's genes to next generation

🤣

Just like humans lol

Edwin Laus 😂😂😂

The gorilla is such a simp

😂😂

R/infidelity advice requested!

🤣🤣🤣 they are the closest to us

So when you mate you become a happy Sheldon Cooper

She did look like she enjoyed herself

There hormones were sky rocketed... just like humans

She was feeling it aint it 😂

Jeikz Gaming lol 😂 why? Are you a gorilla? 🤔 ... just kidding! 😆🤣

Yes I am afraid man. You need to up your game. ✌️

She did all that and you needed to watch a video on mating gorillas to know she wanted you??? Are non alpha males really that oblivious???

You know I use to think it was me who just wasnt that attractive to men. I have about a 6.5 face bad day 7 to 7.5 good day and a banging body everyday all day. I would watch friends I would think were both more and less attractive than me getting all these guys and while I got my fair share seemed like I wasnt getting the ones I REALLY wanted. I got older and straight up asked a guy I use to really like if he would've hollered back he told me girl i wouldve married you if i had known. I'm like dude normally I'm pretty aloof. But with you I at least felt like I was doing everything short of jumping on the D. Matter fact here is a lesson for the ladies and guys: lots of men are very forward usually the non marriage type are the ones that are extremely forward. The oblivious ones, if you are a smart and responsible woman, are the ones you want to marry. So be straight up with them put your pride and sensitive feelings aside, and tell him you like him. If he doesn't want you back like that so fucking what. There are 8 billion people in this world. 4 billion are male. Hes one in 4 fucking billion. Dont look at it as rejection, look at it as assurance not you can for sure stop wasting your time and move on to the next. Its fucked up you have to get to your 30s to realize that shit.

Oh one more thing. It's ok to have a little fun with a bad boy or 2...or 3 lol. But do NOT fall in love. Go in with no expectations but having a good time leave with that same expectation. Start talking to some good guys always have one or two in your pocket. The best relationships start out as real legit platonic friendships. Yes sometimes it's hard to get a guy out of that friend space in your heart, head, and vagina especially in the head and vagina but it's not impossible. My current fiance and I met in college became great friends and then best friends. He had a couple relationships I had several in between time. He was one I neva EVER thought I would have anything romantic with. He was my brother the shit was damn near incestuous in my head and vagina. Then we decided to give it a try because everything about us said perfect couple. It took a sec, almost gave up. Even our first couple of times having sex was weird. But we fell for each other and everything else came after. I still sometimes today look at him and say out loud how the fuck did this happen lol.and then we smile I give him a big kiss hold him tight and say oh because not only do I love you you are my best friend and I can think of no one else I would rather spend my time with. He is dorky and I'm that girl who was raised in a family with both mom dad, little brother, the dog, and white picket fence. My family was raised by both my grandma and grandpa although he was abusive taking his frustration being a black man born in Louisiana 1920s out on his family. Actually my grandpa may have been born in the 19teens he was 12 plus years older than my grandma and I think she was born in 1928 or something. He provided for his wife and 11 children if she, my grandma, could get to his money before the bar did. Anyway my mom was good with money and my brother and I had a great deal growing up we usually had more than even the white kids in our school. We were raised well. Parts of our extended family was ratchet, especially on my dads mom side. But my grandma on my moms side raised her children fairly well. My mother especially, the third youngest of 11 sought education, knowledge, etc. She was the first to go to college even though she did not finish because her family was poor and she there was no fafsa, sallie mae etc in early 1970s. She majored in botany too. Essentially to be biological doctor to plants which is just as challenging as human biology and everything related. Now I have a degree in plant science. We can be branches off our family tree or make yourself an offshoot instead of a branch. A vegatative baby of a tree that grows into becoming it's own tree with it's own branches. Anyway I digress. Despite being raised to be classy I still became very gangsta and ratchet. And shit I like it. I like being multidimensional I can be classy, sophisticated intelligent and hold conversations with scholars, doctors, politicians, CEOs professors etc and I can kick it with marquise, watermelonisha and have a great time and truly fit in lol seamlessly. So there is a part of me that wants a man that is like that. My fiance has some ratchett but not much, and at first I didnt think he had any ratchett. I know from experience that ain't gone work. I viewed my fiancee as a dork lol.

@@safoorahmir6611 bruh

@Krysten D ditto

lonny lonlon Im dyinggg

Jordan Sim you know humans are animals too, many of them are really strange

Can’t blame him, coz he’s just done masturbating, felt drowsy and need to refill his nutz..

What did you expect her to do?? Moan??

She APPEARED 2b calm. But hey, I cld c, she was wet.

@@nithin1729s 🤣🤣🤣😂😂

She likes it

LMAOO

It's called porn.

@@user-wz5ir9jl8q porn is not between u and your partner in most cases

@@stuhff8169 how about a couple who are professional porn actors? )

​@@stuhff8169 ever seen porn before?

Ya you probably should

Phoebe the Unicorn lmaoooo I don’t remember watching this a year ago 😂😂😂😂😂

@@clararees1603 😂😂😂😂

@Silver Chariot Yup

@@clararees1603 HI

bianca probably having suicidal thoughts

Stop it this comment is too funny 😁👍🏻😂😂😂😂😂😂

#feelsdirtygurl

Lolllll

bianca no she’s wondering why it’s that fast

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@@praneethkumar7884 bruh are you serious ?

What?

You find her beautiful? why not try your luck 🤣

Bruh what

😂😂😂

😂😂😂

😂😂 I’m rolling

1990 • 😂😂😃

😂😂😂😂😂

Ya she said so you just gonna leave me like that no no no you the father now bitch come take care of these babies

@@alexagonzalezbosch5083 don’t animals leave so they can have more babies it’s not like dad gorillas have to pay taxes and work idk correct me if I’m wrong

@@Zanitat I actually don’t know, I’ve seen before that the gorilla dads take care of them sometimes but I really don’t know🤷‍♀️

I'm deadd stopp😭😭😂😂😂😂

He went to get banana milk from the store

Dude I read that right when he said it

Scuba Tuba me toooooo

Jody out the back door LOL (A friend told me..... ;) )

Entanglements😳

yup i confirm, it does happen

Just like us hummans

@@chitskirits its hilarious you misspelled "humans" lol

@@karmajangchup petty

nah its just in the animal nature and since we are animals we do stuff that other animals do, including cheating, stealing, killing, fighting and alot more

@@crazybastardgaming4292 what? Dude we are similar to primates so why say “nah” wtf

@@mateoleon524 i never said we wasnt, if u understood my comment u wouldnt say something gtfo with ur "wtf"

@@crazybastardgaming4292 bruh we can control those feelings

The Ditto 🤣🤣🤣 fr tho

Severely! On the stroll

Hoes mad hoes mad

@Bryan Badass Dass Oh fuck of with the feminist bullshit it's a joke don't ruin it

Cuz grandpa didn't wanna give it up, so she went for the young meat 😂😂😂

These comments…I could barely breath 💀💀

john duran I know right lol. and look at there faces when they get the D. it's so awkward to watch them

BigBoomer101 lmbo rite!

BigBoomer101 mn Hhxrryjj

john duran well they are our second cousins.

john duran or maybe its weird how much we act like them lol

Nooooo she wasn't ready..... (kevin hart voice)

Lol

🤣😆😂🦍

What's funny about it?

The

IDK about that. Us humans tend to have our mingle sessions last a bit. LOL

SOME of yall. Dont drag the rest of us into that embarrassing statistic lol

​@@Pomagranite167 take a joke you insecure ass

😭

😂😂😂😂😂Iam going to bed😂😂😂😂

+michaelermcgowaniv gph.is/1nDWX0e

She was loving it

Lol😂😂😂

The reporter or the gorilla?

wtf broo

@@Baqsam99 i think gorilla 😁😂

Can't tell if your real name is suppose to be spelled as "Patrick" or Patt Rick....... lol

That gave me hell of a laugh lol

Yea and he is like i dont give u fuck i can do this when ever i want.. 😎

She is dealing with sex addiction

@@nemanjatodorovic9209 lol u have been seeing too many incel videos 🤣😂🤣🤣

I think the point for them is to have kids not to be satisfied

@@HenriTheHammer same

You're obviously not a lesbian 😂

No, they first talk

It worked in Twilight🤷🏾‍♀️

Hahahaha

Lmbo

Lol

😂😂😂

It's funny until you realize what happens 20 seconds later..

Bruh twenty two seconds later

Its love dude, well atleast until he dont want to anymore. Then plan b will have to do.

why plan B when child support doesnt exist?

HooverBeast ??? What do you mean with child support?

+RandomLoops lol

dwarfie24 in the US, if you have a kid you automatically have to send the mother money every month unless youre married

Yeah😂😂

In her head: (only 7 seconds?? God dammit .)

🤣

Lol

Familiar!

I know what you SHOULD be doing, you should be getting me some discounts. You slacker, ROBBAZ needs to make videos you know.

+Gabe Newell so true

Xx the best thing is spxx

+Gabe Newell lol this is exactly what I was thinking to myself

fyuf

Xxx

😂😂😂😂😂😂

try

Goda

+Hassan Ahmed lol...u see the smile on her face afterward?

ZeldaFoxEars True.... But a more accurate point is that she immediately goes for the alpha, but when things don't go as planned, she 'settles' for a 'beta' until she's able to upgrade. That definitely didn't change after 3 billion years of evolution. XD

EpicKing7375 DAMN! In a few posts, this is going to turn into a MGTOW vs Feminist pileup. (grabs popcorn).

Tim G Really!? Save me some popcorn, dude! XD

Dagr8est Penguin Very true. But it seems that people still mimic them in most ways. Lol

Dagr8est Penguin yes but we share a common ancestor that we've evolved from.

omg XD

+jennette lola lyste xxc

+Elleicarjay Ramilo ikr

it's a way of showing dominance

@@shukracharya_ Yeah it is biologically. Not shocking really. Men prefer to provide resources and protection over their own genes🤷‍♂️

Whoa Wait wait, i just found human equivalent of that female in heat .

Did you break up properly though. Cheating is still cheating. Just break up properly, then pursue other partner.

Roh Roxx me 4am lol

3am videos like" DO NOT WATCH GORILLA P**N ON KZfaq (GORILLAS GOT MAD)"

Im watching at 3:14

Drakea Love #beautifulYOUare

musikman337 Thanks

Drakea Love welcome 🙄

Is it cheating if they are not in a relationship?

@Gary McMichael bro don't be rude

if we raise them properly, in a few thousand years we will have a civil war

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+Gildur Zhou lol

They do have the basic build of a human, they have longer arms and obviously more body hair than humans

I prefer to call myself a Great Grape. Don't judge me...

becaues nature is nice

Legend perverts

Legend same question I asked myself

27.5 m

Lmao 27 million now 😭😂🤣

I guess this video was also about beating eggs :D

I was on black ops 3

I ended up here watching how to make simple lemon cake

Darian Coleman Lol stuff like that always happens to me too

TheEpicNoobCat :3 wwesixeyfilem

Buy mo mip c.f.r Ccr 0

We are animals clown

I can't even get their numbers...

🤣🤣🤣

Navon Myhand i cant even

@@elijones7926 i cant even look into their eyes..nor go and talk

Cleo Brindisi 😂😂😃

Cleo Brindisi Lol true XD

Cleo Brindisi q

Now kids, praise lord harambe

Cleo Brindisi Harambe is a dead meme

Explosions! Mating! Space!!! (woooww)

The Wooden Skeptic hi UI MN MN

The Wooden Skeptic Kid:*THIS IS A NIGHTMARE*

Lmao

I am scared that might happen

I'll be crying 😭😭😭

🤣🤣🤣

Funny indeed, but I would be very surprised if it was that high. Open to being proved wrong though.

yeah show me that study, sounds like MGTOW propaganda to me buddy :'D And people love eating it up apparently

Lmao

Yes only you western filthy countries. Do you dna test bustards in the west

More likely to be 1-4% www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2009/02/090211111002.htm

to survive on essentially just foliage, the gorilla's spend most of their energy foraging. they have just evolved to spending really less calories/energy on mating. besides, when one has to work with a four centimetre phallus (nope, not a typo.. it IS 1 2 3 4 centimetres or thereabouts).. so when working with an inch and half of whistle, you don't ned too much time anyway. in lions/tigers and these guys it is repetitive though.. so it counts as a whole!

I said the same thing like shit even i got mad and it wasnt me getting any ! Lol

Truth sis lmao

Say It's science.....

+Grason Goles science project

XxExotic_NovaxX SSSSSCIEce

😂

Mr. Plush Yeah That Happened!

MattMan Reviews nhhh

I was watching slugs mating. They're a lot more romantic. Which might sound like a joke, but it's true. Both slugs were actually into it, and it took a long time.

MattMan Reviews ,

MattMan Reviews And

Wwwww,,,,,,,,,,,⛔⛔:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-):-(:-):-):-):-(:-)

ikr

+Bill-the-Dill cvoo

+Bill-the-Dill Good

I got here from Eddsworld somehow

congratulations your educating yourself, its a nice change from usual useless material you probably watch

What?

+Fexxe I DID NOT KNOW THAT. BUT IM ON THE WEIRD SIDE OF KZfaq SO, IT MAKES SENSE. RIGHT? RIGHT. IDK

what does it mean tell me plz I want to know!!

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

+Princess Peach i love you

kitideca

I love that Rich Piana is mentioned in a non fitness video lol.

***** dudshj

Nooo🤣😂😂😂

matt steacy

matt steacy

👏 😂

Oh my god I actually know Patrick in real life and this is hilarious

matt steacy h Dang market

Not related to humans. Evolution never happened m8.

real funny mate, now stop trolling

+göögle are pagans bonobo's are most related

Dirty Dan because a magical wizard from the sky put us on earth 2000 or so years ago?

Jill's Sandwiches Either the universe had a beginning or it didn't. Which is it?

EXCUSE ME u bitch

Nasty I think it's discusting

O ok

Most are! They are called whores

Yeah when women are straight forward, they get called names. So why bother?