Grand Theft Auto IV - Mission Failure Dialogue

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00:00 - It’s Your Call
01:29 - Three’s a Crowd
03:33 - First Date
04:43 - Bleed Out
05:30 - Easy Fare
06:08 - Jamaican Heat
06:28 - Bull in a China Shop
06:48 - Hung Out to Dry
07:30 - Clean Getaway
07:52 - Ivan the Not So Terrible
08:10 - Concrete Jungle
08:26 - Uncle Vlad
08:48 - Crime and Punishment
09:03 - Do You Have Protection?
11:17 - Shadow
11:55 - Final Destination
12:13 - No Love Lost
12:56 - Rigged to Blow
13:13 - Search and Delete
13:41 - Easy as Can Be
14:07 - Master and the Molotov
14:25 - Out of the Closet
15:04 - No. 1
17:00 - Escuela of the Streets
20:32 - Street Sweeper
20:51 - Luck of the Irish
21:41 - Blow Your Cover
23:01 - The Puerto Rican Connection
23:31 - Have a Heart
23:50 - Photo Shoot
24:08 - Ruff Rider
24:26 - Undress to Kill
24:43 - Hostile Negotiation
25:04 - Wrong is Right
25:17 - Dust Off
26:08 - Paper Trail
28:08 - The Holland Play
28:55 - Call and Collect
29:14 - Final Interview
30:19 - Holland Nights
30:40 - Lure
30:57 - Harbouring a Grudge
31:09 - Waste Not Want Knots
32:44 - Three Leaf Clover
34:00 - A Long Way to Fall
34:35 - Taking in the Trash
38:25 - Meltdown
39:03 - Museum Piece
39:39 - No Way on the Subway
39:58 - Weekend at Florian’s
41:37 - Hating the Haters
42:45 - Union Drive
43:05 - Buoys Ahoy
44:55 - Actions Speak Louder than Words
46:51 - I Need Your Clothes, Your Boots and Your Motorcycle
47:28 - Smackdown
48:03 - Babysitting
48:40 - Tunnel of Death
49:23 - Blood Brothers
49:47 - Undertaker
51:40 - I’ll Take Her
52:11 - Ransom
52:50 - She’s a Keeper
53:49 - Diamond’s are a Girl’s Best Friend
54:21 - Truck Hustle
54:59 - Pegorino’s Pride
55:45 - Payback
56:02 - Catch the Wave
56:56 - Trespass
57:14 - To Live and Die in Alderney
57:50 - Entourage
58:48 - Dining Out
59:11 - Liquidize the Assets
59:37 - Pest Control
59:55 - If the Price Is Right
01:00:48 - Out of Commission
01:01:53 - A Revenger’s Tragedy
01:02:21 - Angels in America
01:04:00 - Liberty City Choppers
01:04:38 - Bad Cop Drop
01:05:03 - It’s War
01:07:33 - Action/Reaction
01:08:36 - Buyer’s Market
01:09:17 - Off Route
01:10:00 - End of Chapter
01:10:18 - Bad Standing
01:10:52 - Heavy Toll
01:12:09 - Marta Full of Grace
01:12:31 - Shifting Weight
01:13:39 - Roman’s Holiday
01:15:52 - Diamonds in the Rough
01:16:13 - Collector’s Item
01:17:48 - I Luv LC
01:18:36 - Practice Swing
01:21:13 - Chinese Takeout
01:21:38 - Momma’s Boy
01:22:56 - Corner Kids
01:23:55 - Clocking Off
01:24:40 - Kibbutz Number One
01:25:34 - Sexy Time
01:26:59 - High Dive
01:28:01 - Caught With Your Pants Down
01:29:45 - No. 3
01:31:45 - Bang Bang
01:32:37 - Blog This…
01:34:36 - Frosting on the Cake
01:35:23 - …Blog This
01:36:52 - Boulevard Baby
01:37:38 - Not So Fast
01:38:24 - Ladies Night
01:39:43 - Going Deep
01:41:17 - Dropping In
01:43:09 - For the Man Who Has Everything
01:44:15 - Ladies Half Price
01:45:15 - Departure Time
01:46:29 - Real Badman
01:46:38 - Hossan
01:46:55 - Ivan
01:47:40 - Jeff
01:49:04 - Malc
01:49:40 - Brian Jeremy
01:49:49 - Daisy
01:50:05 - Taxi Driver
01:51:14 - Drug Delivery
01:52:30 - Exotic Exports
01:55:04 - Brucie’s Races
01:56:00 - Fixer’s Assassinations
01:56:58 - Stubbs Dirty Laundry
02:01:59 - Club Management

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@vicvega24 7 ай бұрын

7:34 "Hey, Vlad. The car you wanted, it's...uhh, how you say? Fucked." - Niko Bellic, 2008

@AlejandroGarcia-es1ud 4 ай бұрын

"You're gonna to be fucked when I'm done with you, yokel. Come back to see me." -Vlad Glebov, 2008

@EggHead6387 3 ай бұрын

I hope you going to buy me dinner first, Vlad. I'm not that easy. -Niko Bellic, 2008

@OtterGamingYT 3 ай бұрын

*Cellphone Noise* -Badger Phone, 2008

@marsayde1237 Ай бұрын

@@OtterGamingYT”Roman, I should’ve never read your fucking emails and stayed away!”

@nickboi7270 Жыл бұрын

9:04 at least you solved 95% of Niko and Roman's problems

@itsnitro8761 6 ай бұрын

World record

@juanpavillanueva 2 ай бұрын

But what about that Come see me and explain

@JustMatheus 26 күн бұрын

@@juanpavillanueva Dimitri is the main antagonist of the entire GTA IV storyline. Since he is dead, the climax, where either Roman or Kate dies never would've happened.

@juanpavillanueva 23 күн бұрын

@@JustMatheus no but Faustin said “come see me and explain” what about that? What would happen?

@julianramirez1836 23 күн бұрын

I did you a favor Mr. Faustin, that snake was going to stab all of us in our backs

@coolguyyy9071 Жыл бұрын

1:43:57 I love Yusuf’s rage scream “Wtf man I gotta go in!” “AGGGGGGGHHHHH”

@TabbyEgg312 Жыл бұрын

I never seen that scene its so hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

@ultimatecontagion Жыл бұрын

Nigga got fucking demolished.

@happygardevoir 11 ай бұрын

Even Luis dies too which makes it funny 😂

@Wolfblue7 7 ай бұрын

At least I'm not the only one that thinks this is hilarious!!!!😆😆😆

@ArcySeguraTV 4 ай бұрын

And then Luis ragdolling after 🤣

@cameronmuise14 Жыл бұрын

I love how direct and nonchalant niko is everytime he screws up 😂😂😂😂

@kathgraz 10 ай бұрын

2:06:16

@thestrong2401 8 ай бұрын

He can just return back in time with his phone and repeat everything from the beginning so why should he get upset about failing? Lol

@killerratchet1973 5 ай бұрын

Only to then sometimes sound frustrated "Oh man this is fucking bullshit!" Lol

@anotheryoutubeaccount5259 3 ай бұрын

@@kathgraz Well, who cares. It's just club business, nothing personal.

@AlejandroGarcia-es1ud 9 күн бұрын

And how calm is always Luis every time he fails 😂

@pionelpessi1022 2 жыл бұрын

3:22 A disagreement over the pricing 😂😂😂

@cowzze923 11 ай бұрын

bro in india we disagree over pricing even on buying cabbage and veggies

@KentuckyWaterfall13 10 ай бұрын

11:04 I like how even Faustin is fed up with Niko acting like a psycho.

@justsomeguy747 4 ай бұрын

When a psychotic cocaine addict is calling you crazy, you know you’ve got to chill out

@CheesyGarlicMan 10 ай бұрын

Niko: *Fails mission* Caller: My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

@thatthinginyoureye Жыл бұрын

This deserves more views. You must have the patience of a saint for doing this.

@christianluyando9782 Жыл бұрын

Thanks, I did not see that coming.

@1stmzcrystal Жыл бұрын

5:29 15:51 17:35 20:31 32:05 44:15 52:22 54:19 1:01:30 1:05:14 1:06:05 1:10:53 1:14:39 1:24:14 1:46:21 1:46:59 1:52:22 1:53:58 1:54:06 1:55:39 It Never Gets Old

@johnb.d Жыл бұрын

"I GOT TO STOP FUCKING THIS SHIT UP!" Niko is the best😂

@ultimatecontagion Жыл бұрын

His fail dialogue always cracks me up.

@pottytheparrot310 Жыл бұрын

@@ultimatecontagion 19:39 ROMAN I SHOULD HAVE NEVER READ YOUR FUCKING EMAILS AND STAYED AWAY!

@Teimo Жыл бұрын

My fav is "I should have never read your emails and stayed away" 😂

@daymarie467 11 ай бұрын

@@ultimatecontagion😂😂😂😂😂😂😂same

@SYDAirlineEnthusiast 9 ай бұрын

I love “FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!” 1:27

@Teimo Жыл бұрын

5:31 "Sorry cousin your cab got trashed" *Standing outside of the ocean* Ah I know where this is going

@AlejandroGarcia-es1ud 4 ай бұрын

"Niko, how come you trash my cab but you never trash those tanks you drive back home? This is real bad, man"

@juanpavillanueva 2 ай бұрын

Roman man, I got some bad news. Your client Jermaine got hurt

@Twongola Жыл бұрын

Fucking love how supportive Bruce was despite every fail😭😭😭

@fuel902necessary5 11 ай бұрын

Yeah cause he knows Niko will beat him up if he gets mad at him💀

@juanpavillanueva 2 ай бұрын

What? That ain’t cool. We’ll talk soon

@scottmurphy4278 3 ай бұрын

13:00 the best one, Niko expecting Faustin to be grateful that he is still alive, only to be roasted by him 😂😂

@Lone_Coyote 11 ай бұрын

55:34 Drop in on me Niko * Pegorino drops*

@Lights-. Жыл бұрын

Niko: “ROMAN, I SHOULD NEVER READ YOUR F**CKING EMAILS AND STAY AWAY”

@osclopez122 6 ай бұрын

20:25 Niko: I guess the streets is going to have to stay dirty for a little longer. See you, Manny 👋 😊 *Niko hangs up Niko: I've got to stop fucking this shit up 😤😡

@jordnvip14cleopatra Жыл бұрын

33:31 Niko Killed Luis

@Havik-h5f Жыл бұрын

14:10 the best fail ending

@JustMatheus 26 күн бұрын

Niko just cancelled an entire story. (except for the finding Darko Brevic parts at least)

@AlexWard94 3 ай бұрын

36:30 “Ray, I hate to tell you this, but your friend Tuna is sleeping with the fishes.” “Ah, fuck me Nicky!” Still as hilarious as it was the first time I fucked up that mission years ago

@adam.119 Жыл бұрын

1:24:11 this one happened to me playing today and it was hilarious lol” a guy gotta go sometimes” I couldn’t stop laughing at that

@thestrong2401 8 ай бұрын

That's a interesting detail on Armando's true personality, meaning he doesn't really care for Henrique unlike Luis who can't believe he says that and says Henrique was family. That's like Ryder calling CJ a coward and a buster all the time but showing to be he himself a coward if CJ fails the mission home invasion, by leaving him to deal with the police alone and just getting away

@PicolloRun Ай бұрын

LMAOOOO

@brobunni Жыл бұрын

4:43 This one's my favorite, lol

@MiamiTVG Жыл бұрын

Fuck this crap lmao!!

@juanpavillanueva 2 ай бұрын

THE CAB IS F’D

@Muhluri 2 ай бұрын

50:31 I didn't even know this was possible 😂

@shivanand7557 Жыл бұрын

Mallorie crying after Niko kills Michelle 2:09

@thekivster Ай бұрын

It’s so funny how so many of these you have to purposely try to fail to get the phone call.

@eg20238 Жыл бұрын

1:42:34 "You float around like some fucking asshole fairy"🤣🤣😭😭💀💀

@princessmajesty8676 10 ай бұрын

That actually cracked me up😂

@StivKobra Жыл бұрын

I like how Roman is using double negative in his sentence "it better not be nothing serious". In Serbian, it's common to use double negative in sentences. Carries over to his English.

@Silver_S847 Жыл бұрын

1:27 Of all mission failure complaints, this one is the funniest.

@AlejandroGarcia-es1ud 4 ай бұрын

19:38 or this xD

@RangersFanatic275 Жыл бұрын

I don't know why 27:03 made me crack up so much, but just the way Niko Bellic says "FUCK THIS!" is freakin hilarious LMAO

@ultimatecontagion Жыл бұрын

Niko's comments always get me crackin' the fuck up.

@rogueraccoon1840 Жыл бұрын

1:41:17 and this is why Luis is my favorite gta character lmao 🤣

@thestrong2401 8 ай бұрын

My fave is "The car is... How you say... Fucked?" 😂

@louisnapolitano Жыл бұрын

30:26 I'm dead from laughing so hard

@Stanlo338 Жыл бұрын

GTA 5 fails are just boring some missions have fail cutscenes but not alot

@Unlucky-mb6di Жыл бұрын

Hope gta 6 can make up for it

@gameexpert133 Жыл бұрын

Tbf gta 5 has checkpoints so why record a bunch of lines if the player is gonna immediately reset

@ultimatecontagion Жыл бұрын

@@gameexpert133 it would add detail to the game for whichever protagonist you play as to show frustration over one's or another person's fuck ups.

@idk46976 Жыл бұрын

@@ultimatecontagionthat makes the game even worse

@maverickmountain1234 10 ай бұрын

Fuck gta 5

@jacobrumens9601 Жыл бұрын

5:36 I like how he says ‘trashed’ as he really fucked the car 😂

@agbrenv Жыл бұрын

gotta love how Brucie applauds you for sabotaging the race XD

@hosseinkarimzadeh8763 2 жыл бұрын

"What the fuck, man? I got to go in. ARGHHHHHH!!"

@MrCatGamester_cg Жыл бұрын

This video deserves a lot of views. I'm really glad that you got the complete edition of GTA IV mission failed dialogue. Coolio, man. 👍🏻

@siler22 9 ай бұрын

This is so so much content lot of people will not even see, but some of Luis replays are absolutly gold 💀🤣🤣

@agbrenv Жыл бұрын

considering how angry Faustin is in a lot of the cutscenes, he seems barely bothered in the mission failed phone conversations, apart from the ones involving his daughter

@louisnapolitano Жыл бұрын

Faustin is kinda friendly I guess

@jytvreal Жыл бұрын

Faustin is not angry at niko, just disappointed

@Smiley0.1 8 ай бұрын

I love how he's not even mad with the dead Dimitri one, just straight up confused.

@juanpavillanueva 2 ай бұрын

Dimitri dead? How? This is impossible. Come see me and explain 9:04

@mrcheebo118 Жыл бұрын

@ 19:34 he ran over the cameraman 😂😂

@ogcomingthrough9220 8 ай бұрын

LMFAO

@AlejandroGarcia-es1ud 4 ай бұрын

19:38 Roman, i should have never read your fucking emails and stayed away

@mrcheebo118 4 ай бұрын

😂😂

@maximixerblake4494 Жыл бұрын

47:14 lol

@nickyhaugh2390 Жыл бұрын

12:24 - 12:30 = What is he going on about now!?

@Mg13isme Жыл бұрын

You think these streets are safe enough, see for yourself get out 😂😂😂

@xddennis8895 Жыл бұрын

3:21, 4:42, 5:36, 7:20, 8:01, 11:23, 19:43, 20:55, 21:15, 30:26, 30:45, 55:01, 55:24, 1:05:10, 1:06:00, 1:12:18, 1:15:35, 1:39:45, 1:41:18, 1:41:40, 1:42:34, 1:43:58, 1:57:44 all of them had me dead I swear😂😂😂😂😂

@monjie657 Жыл бұрын

Aye man, are you ok?

@xddennis8895 Жыл бұрын

@@monjie657 possibly

@monjie657 Жыл бұрын

@@xddennis8895 r you still breathing after dying?

@glenbenton4855 Жыл бұрын

5:36 😂😂😂😂

@user-ib9kf8fn6r 6 ай бұрын

30:45 😂😂😂

@maddogsportzjh Жыл бұрын

1:05:10 😂😂😂 Yeah, Billy. Figure it out.

@BadBoyX018 11 ай бұрын

Niko's Reactions Always Make Me Laugh😂😂😂😂😂

@AlexWard94 3 ай бұрын

15:23 “This place is not much of a fucking holiday!” 😂😂

@triggerskull Жыл бұрын

7:30 lmao

@Aceboy270 Жыл бұрын

Crazy the amount of dialogue the fail states have. Played this game hundreds of times and never heard any of this

@thebiggerboat3236 Жыл бұрын

I love how Brucie is just okay with Niko pulling a gun out and murdering other drivers in street races.

@hildamysteryoftrollberg Жыл бұрын

4:44 0:01 16:18

@shivanand7557 Жыл бұрын

This place is not much of a fucking holiday! 15:22

@juanresto6756 3 ай бұрын

Jacob is hilarious!

@MisatoKatsuragiHD Жыл бұрын

Was wondering what happened to the original video. I miss the part where Derrick went flying in the Undertaker mission

@nickyhaugh2390 Жыл бұрын

0:27 - 0:33 = FUNNY!!!!

@sondrel2 Жыл бұрын

Thank you Piecemeal. This was fantastic to watch. 😂 I would have liked if we had some mission fail dialogue in GTA V too. Maybe in GTA VI, who knows? 😅

@bigbossman2162 Жыл бұрын

19:34 damn ran over the camera man why don't ya

@itsbartosz23 2 жыл бұрын

Hey, man. You missed one fail phone call for Ray in TLAD. On Collector's Item, if you kill Issac, Johnny will call Ray and tell him that he will start looking for a new buyer.

@Piecemeal2614 2 жыл бұрын

Thank you for pointing that out. I'll have to add that in and reupload this

@itsbartosz23 2 жыл бұрын

Oh, and I forgot to mention for Out of Commission fail too in GTA IV. You can kill Jacob before or during the chase with Pegorino's Goons. (the fail cutscene from Niko, Jacob and Roman was duplicated) And maybe you should include fail cutscenes or phone calls variants as well, like Shadow, for example, where Niko has 2 variants when he kills the Dealer too early.

@blueduderecreation2103 8 ай бұрын

GTA 4 but niko is bad at his job

@nleak92 4 күн бұрын

And for some reason he keeps getting hired 😂

@nleak92 Жыл бұрын

Some of these are hilarious

@shivanand7557 Жыл бұрын

Michelle talks Niko after kills Mallorie 2:40

@shivanand7557 Жыл бұрын

This place is really getting to me. 2:49

@coringraham1294 Жыл бұрын

Well, Most of the missions were hard for me when I first played. I love how Niko gets defeat and disgusted phone calls from Roman and the others.

@TimDavisThaTycoon 8 ай бұрын

I love Nikos sarcasm

@glenbenton4855 Жыл бұрын

Im sad but glad it took so long for GTA IV to be seen as the superior one and getting the respect it deserves

@anotheryoutubeaccount5259 Жыл бұрын

Wrong

@glenbenton4855 Жыл бұрын

@@anotheryoutubeaccount5259 no body asked, no body cares

@anotheryoutubeaccount5259 Жыл бұрын

@@glenbenton4855 If no body cares then why do you post such inane comments

@glenbenton4855 Жыл бұрын

@@anotheryoutubeaccount5259 The why comment?

@anotheryoutubeaccount5259 Жыл бұрын

@@glenbenton4855 The why comment? Hm, sounds philosophical

@mattie2695 7 ай бұрын

48:40 "wtf did you and Derrick give me a rocket launcher for then?!"

@Katarinarabbit Жыл бұрын

27:25 ARAAAAAGGGGHHHHH

@am-ny2kj Жыл бұрын

That‘s really funny, dude. Lmao..

@buddahrogers3946 Жыл бұрын

1:51:28-1:50:42-1:50:47-1:54:10-1:55:28

@ypugzog4730 Жыл бұрын

1:57:44 I CANT IM DEAD😂😂😂😂😂

@maximixerblake4494 Жыл бұрын

1:17:43 Don't you hang up on me. Don't you hang up on me...

@maximixerblake4494 2 ай бұрын

1:13:46 Thank you sir Thank you 1:15:20 Thank you gentlemen Thank you

@chris_player2 10 ай бұрын

9:04 how to finish the game way earlier

@gabigol12345 Жыл бұрын

31:10 if you are using camera on your phone when 1 of these 3 die : a 'inside the car' camera will be replacing another of the camera choices in the schafter after thé cinematic

@ec2xx830 Жыл бұрын

7:42 😭😭😭

@ShamarTheGuy Жыл бұрын

The best thing about failing a gta iv mission is seeing which car you get, it can either be a rare spawning car, common spawning car, or very rare- every time I get my one when failing, first thing I do is take it to the apartments and the garage

@tedr7144 Жыл бұрын

The lil jacob ones are hilarious

@triggerskull Жыл бұрын

I remember failing Jacob’s repeatedly and each time would feel as if he’d get angrier though I couldn’t really get his accent lol really did have quite a laugh about it all those years ago.

@leea1988 28 күн бұрын

2 hours of nothing but failure. Sounds like my life. Very relatable content.

@koleszgdanska7149 2 ай бұрын

Its hilarious how quickly Roman regains happiness

@Muhluri 2 ай бұрын

53:20 they really made a cutscene for this?

@ehsanpakravan8052 2 жыл бұрын

Nice 🌹

@cameronjackmcfarlane8296 Жыл бұрын

Really very time i fail a mission i start all over again

@xddennis8895 5 ай бұрын

31:55 literally the house is right there😂

@anotheryoutubeaccount5259 3 ай бұрын

Well... yeah. As opposed to splitting up.

@God-1st614 Жыл бұрын

1:43:56 LOL 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@maddogsportzjh Жыл бұрын

Fucking hilarious

@dimitrirascalov5947 Жыл бұрын

I love that you're playing the ps3 version, for me it's the best version because the colours are darker and warmer than the pc and Xbox 360 versions which makes it more atmospheric. But the problem with the ps3 version is the blur and jaggies. I really hope that rockstar games release the exact ps3 version on ps5 with higher resolution, proper anti aliasing and 60 fps with fixing the glitches that come with it. I would be a very very happy man if this happens...

@gabigol12345 Жыл бұрын

Would be really dreamy

@FifaDMs 21 күн бұрын

11:23 I have never heard Little Jacob this pissed

@ronaldpaulmacario3312 Жыл бұрын

The only GTA that has no "Mission Failed" message

@andrewdevore4799 8 ай бұрын

23:02 All you had to do, was follow the dang train, Niko

@matthewglabek2787 Жыл бұрын

Dimitri got mad at mateusz for staying up late at 12 am watching movies for 3 weeks

@justanormalboy7710 5 ай бұрын

I like how the developers tried so hard to not make the player feel bad for failing the mission, but the other characters dialogue ruins that 😂

@MiamiTVG Жыл бұрын

I’m gonna go drown my sorrows, I’ll speak to you soon

@rese2recklezz 7 ай бұрын

Bro most of these be killing me especially when niko be blanking when the mission fails and he swings his arms but when manny kicks him out his own car is KRAZY 😂☠️ and he also blames Roman which has nothing to do with niko’s fuck up but aye I fw niko tho I wished Luis had commentary’s like niko when he fails a mission 😂

@dusanmilovic7421 Жыл бұрын

Good

@abrahamwashington8579 Ай бұрын

I didn't even think you can fail half these missions 😂

@shivanand7557 Жыл бұрын

I have got to stop fucking this shit up! 15:50

@shivanand7557 Жыл бұрын

This town is starting to get on my nerves! 40:44

@marsayde1237 Ай бұрын

I love how these mobsters are more lenient about failure than most peoples’ bosses. “You fucked up?! Eh that’s okay, don’t do it again. Let’s talk about it sometime.”