It’s even better when you realize Stan probably got the $100 bucks out of the guard’s wallet.

You know, Stan is actually really smart when you think about it. In order to get his brother back, he spent the last 30 years mastering the very machines his brother made, and is as almost well versed in the abnormal as Ford is.

*Casually steals a man's wallet on the way out.* That's the Stan Pines we all know and love but would never want to meet.

Can we just take a moment to talk about how Stan casually BREAKS A WOODEN CHAIR? In his *60s*

I swear Stan is like one of the most badass people in the entire series.

Loved the end: "OBVIOUSLY follow that cab!!". Made fun of all the cliched ways people escape from prison in other shows/movies which is genius.

Not bad for a guy in his 60s.

Interviewer: Get Him Stan: **Takes Wallet**

I bet u all laughed when Stan stole the wallet

Love how there is a report card in the background with A's for marks (only gym has a D). That is totally Ford's report card not Stan's and the agents have circled it and wrote "unlikely" next to it.

Stan: DONT STOP WHEN THE COPS START CHASING YOU Driver: (speeds away)

This is definitely one of my favourite scenes in the series. Great action sequences, epic soundtrack, fine humor, Stan's style. What else do you need?

Stan, along with Perry the Platypus and Stitch, apparently acts as a Disney version of Rambo

Stan sure has experience in escapes to have that kind of skills.

When I First Watched This Episode I Was All Like "Stan Is Such A Badass..."

yes of course Stan would still someone's wallet

Dude it hits so different watching these scenes knowing what he's trying to do. At first you're confused on what to feel, cause you don't know to cheer for him or to hope he doesn't get his way. But watching it again you're gonna root for him 100%.

“OBVIOUSLY FOLLOW THAT CAB!” I love how Gravity Falls just pulls attention to classic gags in movies, it’s hilarious. 1:23

*"OBVIOUSLY, FOLLOW THAT CAB!"*

Stanley is the true protagonist of Gravity Falls.

I don't remember this episode of Parks and Recreation

*gravity goes crazy and a man coming out of police office tells him to drive and not stop when police follows the car* cub driver:this is normal

pretty clever ending actually!

at least now we know why he called mister Mystery because it's a mystery to me how he can be so badass!

This is one of the best prison escapes ever put to screen and it’s hideously underrated.

0:20 I like how it only implies that Stan having an A+ in math and English is unlikely but that him having an A+ in science isn’t.

he just kicks that guy and grabs his wallet

Also up there with punching a pterodactyl in the face.

Before finding the real identity of Stan, I felt creepy to think about "Stan is not Stan", especially watching this scene.

The music in the background actually makes it look badass to see how dedicated Stan is to saving his brother

The fact that they tried to make stan look like a pro criminal in this episode with all those cool moves and song mach it perfectly.

Moments like these reminds me on how much Grunkle Stan is just a bad ass.

Only GF is a series where you can have a funny, kickass, and tragic character all rolled into one without it feeling out of tone

Telling the driver to get away from the Mystery Shack is a very unexpected case of ethical egoism. The cab driver is safest away from the shack, and Stan gets to evade the cops. Win win

Stanley Pines: The Most Badass Uncle

“You wont get away with this!” **gets away**

*Obviously, FOLLOW THAT CAB*

The music in this scene is genuinely the most underrated score for a TV show ever.

Amazing escape ever! and the wallet get me all the time and how he trick the agents with the cab is priceless XD

Most of the reasons why Stan is my favorite character summed up all in one scene. I love this show so friggin' much.

“Youve got a flight to catch” Stan: So do you, Agents: I FLY AND I CRI

0:53 😂😂 Staaan

Stan: Bathroom break? Just give me fifteen seconds. Powers: Sorry, but you've got a flight to catch. Stan: *Anxiously watches the timer, which begins to beep with the message ANOMALY IN PROGRESS* Oh, yeah? So do you. Awesome!

This is probably one of Stan’s best moments

0:53 I like how he stole the wallet, even on a middle of a fight.😂😂😂

Knowing that usual cab fares are about $10, especially in a small town like Gravity Falls, that man just made a killing.

U gotta give it to him, he pretty clever in his own way

My favorite part is either when Stan takes the man’s wallet, the police men hitting a piñata, or the taxi driver’s expression when he drove off

Stan is awesome!

Ohhhh Thats how “gravity falls” means...

I never knew there was a “follow him running away” cliche but did think that was some pretty dang smart thinking right there

Fun fact. This is the first time we actually see what the inside of the police station looks like. In all the other episodes we just see the outside of it. Pretty interesting.

“Yes yes, burn the child!” -Grunkle Stan

0:54 is my favourite part, but the entire scene is just awesome, isn’t it?

"You're bad guy but that does not mean you're bad guy?"

I cant get ron swansons voice out of my head when i listen to the agent

0:45 Bruh

This show is an actual gift

AKA: Stan Pines Being A Badass For 1 And A Half Minutes

I loved that scene so much, it was so badass. Also: "OBVIOUSLY FOLLOW THAT CAB!" Amazing.

stan has no chill

Everybody says Diper is the best charecter...but we all know that its really Stanley.

Not only is him stealing the wallet on his way out a fun gag that fits in with his character, it even ends up being relevant when he pays off the taxi driver. This show is so good at writing.

This is my favorite scene out of anything… ever

Man, the taxi part was really smart

Can you imagine that it was 5 years ago..

Anybody realized that Stan basically mastered how to move in a zero gravity place with very little limited time doing it ?

4 years I feel old.

I can’t believe Stan did that

The taxi trick was brilliant! so excited, hoping to watch this episode soon :)

Ngl you could replace stan for rick in this scene and ot would totaly work

Stan out here breakin chairs and sayin swears. And stealin wallets.

0:52 i'll take that thank you very much

Never knew this guy was ron swansons voice actor.

"Jesus Christ is that Jason Bourne"

memories...

1:03 u ain’t gettin grunkle Stan he is so cools and impossible to catch

Gravity actually fell

Gotta love how he takes one of the guards wallets

That FBI agent is voiced by Ron Swanson

I take back everything I thought about Stan when I first watched the show, he's strong and has the brain to trick the cops and fbi

Stan is so epic when he chooses to be

We all talk about the wallet and the escape, but how about the fact that Stan broke a solid wooden chair by *SQUATTING INTO IT?*

Gruncle Stan 2: the great escape

Love the non clichés

Stan is smarter than he seems

Did anybody else notice how Sheriff Blubs didn't even notice Gravity went wonky?

Stanley Pines ladies and gentlemen, the master of escape and the man who never misses an opportunity to steal a man's wallet or any form of illegal activity.

agent:OBVIOUSLY FOLLOW THAT CAB!! I think this is why criminals get away

I was literally bouncing in my seat for this part. Stan is my hero! XD Also, can we please get a soundtrack for this amazing show? I need this music.

I love how he just takes the time to steal one of the FBI agent's wallets.

this was one of the most ba moments

I will never get tired of this scene

Quick before the comments get taken away

This feels like something I’d envision in my head but mess up when I actually attempt to do it

I think that they're doing that specifically because it's the character flaw Stanford needs to overcome. He's been angry with Stan for over thirty years, but if they just put the past in the past, you're right, they are unstoppable. I'm confident that Ford will forgive Stan for all he's done, even if he has to go through hell to realize that he's holding a hatchet it's time to bury. Just my two cents.

Stan is a lier cheat and con artist but he has a big heart and he is really skilled at escaping

Amazing escape ever! Looks like he's the Stan from G.R.U.N.K.L.E.

I'd like to note how effortlessly he broke that chair

The fakeout with the cab was genuinely brilliant.