Grown-Ass Lesbian (JoJo Siwa Karma Parody)

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Ай бұрын

Stream Grown-Ass Lesbian on Spotify: open.spotify.com/artist/2fUM1...
Full JoJo Siwa commentary video: • JoJo Siwa's "Edgy" Reb...
Main channel: ‪@RyanBeard‬

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@kaitlynmorgan4613 Ай бұрын

saying "effing" instead of swearing ties this together so well 😭😭

@Avery_0nline Ай бұрын

that's what she says in the song 😭

@neptunevibes Ай бұрын

@@Avery_0nline i think they mean the bit where they say i am effing gay

@Chrysalis-Cherrybloom Ай бұрын

It's cus in the song she changed one of the lyrics to effing💀

@kaitlynmorgan4613 Ай бұрын

@@Chrysalis-Cherrybloom ik! thats why i said it ties it together, cause he couldve chosen to actually swear unlike jojo lmfaooo

@kaitlynmorgan4613 Ай бұрын

@@neptunevibes yeah thats what i meant lol. cause like ppl pointed out, jojo said "effed around" instead of "messed around" as the original version was written. like if youre gonna say "bitch," why wouldnt u swear any other time it fits 😭😭?? she censored herself for no reason

@AnonYMous-pv3py Ай бұрын

This is ICONIC! I think you just invented GAY POP!

@CheshirelySmiles Ай бұрын

gaga would be so proud

@Minskiie Ай бұрын

YASS!

@albinohamster4336 Ай бұрын

YESSSSS! Definitely ❤️🧡🤍💜🩷 ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

@Happytravellerkimmy Ай бұрын

Like KPop! That's clever😂 🫰

@AlkalineandAcid Ай бұрын

Is this the next song of the summer?

@imactuallylazy Ай бұрын

What is this masterpiece…

@logicalsliceofbread4467 Ай бұрын

You’re finally here to witness this masterpiece

@reany-pe2dd Ай бұрын

@XboxRobloxPlayerGamer Ай бұрын

Ikr it just so perfect... 😂🎉

@silenzio27bruno Ай бұрын

Pls react to this vdo layze Also, luv u layze😭

@nuttyballsack Ай бұрын

OMG HI LAYZE I'M A BIG FAN

@Featherlessbirdy Ай бұрын

She really acted like she was the first lesbian in the world

@kymo6343 14 күн бұрын

lmao that's what it kinda feels like when you first come out tho. XD

@kimuaja Ай бұрын

Me, a grown-ass lesbian: this will be my new anthem! 😄

@LadyVenus125 Ай бұрын

Same!

@churchoftheholyduck3339 Ай бұрын

This is lowkey a bop and a better gay pop song that the original

@garystinten9339 Ай бұрын

Effen straight up!!. Straight white male..

@Burning_crufix Ай бұрын

4ever quoting this

@brycehansenkissliamplecak Ай бұрын

same XD

@1greg795 Ай бұрын

I love the idea of a couple having a romtic walk on the beach and walk by this being filmed

@missinspired581 Ай бұрын

I want to see their reactions!!!!

@GhostieSpooks Ай бұрын

“Your eyes look lovely in the moonlight.” “I aM eFfiNg GaY” “Uh…good for you mate!”

@SleepyHollowKnight Ай бұрын

That’s what I was thinking too 💀

@GodtierWaifu Ай бұрын

they would probably be grateful that they witnessed peak

@M-zq2rs Ай бұрын

@@GhostieSpooksThat was pretty funny, lol.

@Aya_nami Ай бұрын

The fact you could write a different version of the song but Jojo couldn’t

@serenitysfirefly Ай бұрын

As a grown-ass lesbian, this is 100% going on my "bad dance moves only" playlist

@Sophia-pv3eu Ай бұрын

Same 😭

@birb5306 Ай бұрын

Omg drop the playlist

@maxwellversed Ай бұрын

The way you managed to recreate this so well and bring attention to the actual worst things jojo has done.. almost overshadows how surprisingly good your twerking skills are.

@TheMotherConfesser Ай бұрын

Almost but not completely

@paigekutz8539 Ай бұрын

Exactly!

@parkerstahler1027 Ай бұрын

@@paigekutz8539caddis a aa. 0:38

@camestry__6531 Ай бұрын

almost

@user-ud2vl7ko1h Ай бұрын

Why she have to break out this bad?... I mean... karma is so bad... not just make some people feel gross, but in a unprofessional way. The quality of music even worse than her child star single. not catchy, not moving, not thoughtful.

@jacquelinerodriguez6877 Ай бұрын

This would've gone insanely viral in the late 2000s when parody covers were everywhere

@jackiealexander92530 Ай бұрын

Facts

@passingextraterrestrial Ай бұрын

Bart Baker core

@dlutz7248 Ай бұрын

Bring Bart Baker back!

@dontmindme.imjustafraidofe9327 Ай бұрын

I ate the hell out of those parodies. Couldn’t breathe because I was laughing so hard. Sometimes I miss being 12😂

@MsCarringtonsYoutube Ай бұрын

Facts ! I miss Bart Baker so much

@froodcariad6399 Ай бұрын

This is unironically the only version of this song I will listen to

@silenzio27bruno Ай бұрын

The original song is really good too

@alexaczigany9470 Ай бұрын

@@silenzio27bruno Yeah, cause it was copied too. The original is from Brit Smith and wasn't autotuned to hell. Nothing is original in Jojo's new aesthetic

@silenzio27bruno 14 күн бұрын

@@alexaczigany9470 the original song I meant was Brit smith's not jojo Who in their right mind say jojo's version is better?😂

@Sarahs_Corner- Ай бұрын

I’m just imagining someone walking by while he’s filming this and I can’t stop laughing my ass off.

@squid-123 Ай бұрын

help now you’ve cursed me with the laughing off of asses 😭

@Sarahs_Corner- Ай бұрын

@@squid-123 he he he, ha ha ha! I CAST••• *L A U G H I N G Y O U R A S S O F F!*

@dayannabadilla917 Ай бұрын

The best fact is that this parody has less autotune than the actual song lmao

@ameliaduncan3236 19 күн бұрын

Right? I was thinking the he's a much better vocalist, even behind the auto tune.

@Kanoog 13 күн бұрын

Hellz No, I'm not defending JoJo garbage but this shit has drastically more auto tune than Eiffel 65 A Decade in Blue (Da Ba Dee).

@whenitsover3479 6 күн бұрын

@@Kanoog you do not understand how auto tune works💀this is more noticeable because he’s not actually trying to make his voice sound on pitch, jojos literally has SO much more and the fact that you can’t audibly tell is proof of that. auto tune isn’t SUPPOSED to be noticeable, but if you know what butchering notes and then fixing them on a computer sounds like then you can pick it apart pretty well, clearly you’re not one of those individuals💀

@MegaByteMonk 3 күн бұрын

@@Kanoog Lol you're not the brightest bulb! But that's ok. You can still bag groceries. Thank you.

@Itz_Annq Ай бұрын

The fact this is better than Jojo’s version 💀 “Effing gay-“ and him kicking the water super aggressively had me dyingggg

@krowkovtuber Ай бұрын

man i remember the golden days of parodies on youtube, thanks for doing this and bringing nostalgia around!

@yuriwk7649 Ай бұрын

We need this on Spotify

@lifeisanadventure406 Ай бұрын

Yes!

@Just_Mila Ай бұрын

REAL I don't use spotify tho so I want this on Yandex music 😔

@thickkdaddy69 15 күн бұрын

it's actually on spotify

@jackiealexander92530 Ай бұрын

Dude that “mommy told me” gets me every time 😂😂😂😭😭😭

@vellbariaofficial Ай бұрын

Referencing Dance Moms 😅

@zrrs2816 18 күн бұрын

The dance 🤣

@blitzogene Ай бұрын

THE FILM COOPER AFTER THE MARSHA P JOHNSON PICTURE IM SOBBINGGGGG

@edenelumir313 Ай бұрын

I dont get it, why is film cooper there?

@shivdiaz Ай бұрын

@@edenelumir313a couple years ago on tiktok he said that his style was “marsha p johnson core” and nobody has let him live it down 😭

@eavaav3766 Ай бұрын

@edenelumir313 still trying to figure that out myself if anyone has answers

@chyannerose7595 Ай бұрын

@@eavaav3766he compared himself to Marsha cuz he was wearing a colorful striped shirt 😂

@chyannerose7595 Ай бұрын

@@edenelumir313he said he has the same style as her bc he wore a colorful shirt

@Xx1nf3ct3d_Sc4bzxX Ай бұрын

1:34 the jiggle physics go crazy lol

@user-iy2gk8us2g 11 күн бұрын

I... Have listened to this far too many times than I'm willing to admit.

@toniwilliams3469 9 күн бұрын

I'm at over 25times🤭

@user-iy2gk8us2g 9 күн бұрын

@@toniwilliams3469 are you challenging me? I'll beat that 😭

@toniwilliams3469 9 күн бұрын

@user-iy2gk8us2g lol no haha I'm just open to admission🤣🤣

@amelooloo Ай бұрын

funniest part of this is that jojo doesn’t even call herself a lesbian bc she doesn’t “like the word” 🙄🙄

@mariviealmonte4156 Ай бұрын

I'll say, 'EARNED THAT!!' ✔✔✔✔

@cadencepasseno3650 Ай бұрын

Damn 💀

@Spinner773 Ай бұрын

That's so many lesbians. Lesbians should really practice saying the word I mean you are a lesbian

@crisemm5207 26 күн бұрын

Lol😂 That was true 2 or 3 years ago, she didn't liked the word lmfao But now she's constantly calling herself that

@Heyaheyaheya7 17 күн бұрын

💀

@eavaav3766 Ай бұрын

Why does this actually go hard af

@Biggiecheeseness Ай бұрын

Ikr

@007carson Ай бұрын

Better than the song he’s making fun of

@vellbariaofficial 26 күн бұрын

Plus his dancing and twerking

@utatanepiko7087 28 күн бұрын

A bop as always, Ryan The best parts of the this song are "stay up past my bedtime" and "eating sweets any time" is because of the predictions of what Jojo's rebrand will be like on Tiktok said similar things. "This is what children thinks an adult is"

@prettyIsabellaT 7 күн бұрын

This belongs in the art museum of music

@mistermisfortune13 Ай бұрын

Ryan Beard is my favourite lesbian

@felesnocis Ай бұрын

One lesbian to rule them all

@Catz4lifez Ай бұрын

@@felesnocisthe only real lesbian.

@s0ftweb0982 26 күн бұрын

the lesbian that invented gay pop

@ojisan. Ай бұрын

please do a megamind cosplay this outfit looks exactly like him

@yamas4799 Ай бұрын

YES! YES!

@JimmyThee.Ticklemonster Ай бұрын

Will wood pfp!?

@littleladberriesandcream5433 Ай бұрын

WILL WOOD!!!

@NotKeikyzz Ай бұрын

Petition for them to see this comment and actually do it

@ojisan. Ай бұрын

@@JimmyThee.Ticklemonster YES

@alexaczigany9470 Ай бұрын

This the exact re-enaction of the original dance and you can't convince me otherwise. This was perfect

@shadyneedsacookie-tf7se 6 күн бұрын

This is the old part of KZfaq I miss and want back more than anything

@ReapurArt Ай бұрын

The Weird Al of our generation

@aveganeverywhere Ай бұрын

Weird Al is the weird Al of every generation. Two people can be incredibly talented and be in the same niche market without being compared to each other 👍.

@sxirmy2913 Ай бұрын

Or the Bart Baker lol

@ajstudios9210 Ай бұрын

@@sxirmy2913Ew, no.

@coenfealy4731 Ай бұрын

It was weird al then Bart baker and thekeyofawesome a bit later pontoons and now this guy

@rosesandmilk Ай бұрын

@@ajstudios9210 nah bro

@eavaav3766 Ай бұрын

Holy shit the stonewall reference is clever as fuck

@daintydalmatian Ай бұрын

It’s not 🥱

@JohnBrown-ig5nc Ай бұрын

What's he referring to?

@metalgearsausage Ай бұрын

@@daintydalmatian its the fact that Jojo really does think she *did something* on the same level with this track (she didn't)

@bees.857 Ай бұрын

@@daintydalmatianit is when you actually understand the reference

@daintydalmatian Ай бұрын

@@metalgearsausage no she doesn’t, she never said that, americans are so hyperbolic and can’t think straight 🙄

@S_lay220 Ай бұрын

HELP I THOUGHT THIS WAS ACTUALLY A NEW JOJO SIWA SONG FOR A FEW SECONDS

@chimominino5083 14 күн бұрын

Incredible lyrics. And aggressively humping the ocean was too much. Well done.

@GeneralLeia Ай бұрын

I think you might’ve invented lesbianism, too 🎉

@rosalynelippington Ай бұрын

Ahhh behold the founder

@generalzar0ff Ай бұрын

Not only is this a wonderful parody, you managed to be less awkward than Jojo. Great job!

@ZyteXtrabyte 11 сағат бұрын

REMEMBER FELLAS! This is canon to the JoJo Siwa lore because she tried to get it taken down!

@pixelprincess9 6 күн бұрын

Having not seen the original music video i was SO CONFUSED watching this.

@Punmaestro Ай бұрын

Why is this unironically better than Jojo's 💀😭

@gustavedore1073 Ай бұрын

It is almost maddening how much better your makeup is

@kookootrix1978 27 күн бұрын

The makeup, the dance, the lyrics, the singing, the outfit, all better, seriously!!!

@PorcupineTheOneandOnly 19 күн бұрын

333 likes.

@ameliaduncan3236 19 күн бұрын

@@PorcupineTheOneandOnly 345

@EldritchAnomoly Ай бұрын

Omggg I’m deaddd 😭😭😭 this takes me back like sooo much, back when we got bangers like Bart Baker and The Key Of Awesome ❤❤❤

@gadrielle4703 Ай бұрын

i think ive listned to this more than ive listend to jojos actual karma song LOL

@getSkrunk Ай бұрын

we’re getting our exes on our podcast with this one 🗣️‼️🔥

@alyssacdavis8246 Ай бұрын

LOL!

@chesiresays Ай бұрын

2:03 Not coop 😭

@enzo_gabriel3964 Ай бұрын

Fr I was like film cooper jumpscare

@BunnySpaceMachine 20 күн бұрын

Can you tell me what you're talking about?

@enzo_gabriel3964 20 күн бұрын

@@BunnySpaceMachine film cooper

@BunnySpaceMachine 20 күн бұрын

@@enzo_gabriel3964what is film cooper? Sorry...not trying to be rude.

@enzo_gabriel3964 20 күн бұрын

@@BunnySpaceMachine np he's another commentary KZfaqr

@KRYST4L-K4T Күн бұрын

This is better than the original

@ZynthoAlgmiros Ай бұрын

the quality is CRAZY

@nixpixl442 Ай бұрын

me when i’m a grown ass lesbian

@SpookynScary Ай бұрын

I love how when he flips off the camera its actually his index and thumb

@tastytastysoup Ай бұрын

2:12

@MeddowsMercury 29 күн бұрын

They use they/them pronouns

@SpookynScary 29 күн бұрын

@@MeddowsMercury That's nice

@IAmJustFlux Ай бұрын

I hope this goes viral!

@emmsatoru 29 күн бұрын

'thou shalt not get sued as long as they signed ndas, oh" HELPPPPPP WHAT???

@nuttypurrfessor Ай бұрын

I was about to say “don’t punch down by making fun of children…” then I remembered JoJo Siwa is 20 😹😹😹 Great song LMAO

@tabithapritt6895 Ай бұрын

Yeah it's kind of hard to believe that she's an adult now after all this time

@digdogbulldogdog Ай бұрын

I think I understand non-binary people on a spiritual level after watching this

@6up5oh Ай бұрын

As a nonbinary person I can confirm we are all like this 24/7

@brianalblanco Ай бұрын

LMAOO “that shou not cry that shou complain”

@attemptedrebirth Ай бұрын

THANK YOU FOR PUTTING THIS ON SPOTIFY

@Cryo_Nova Ай бұрын

FILM COOPER 😭

@nobody.836 Ай бұрын

Sorry to ask but why is that guy there? Dont really know much about him xd

@inari.28 Ай бұрын

@@nobody.836he once said his his number one style inspiration was marsha p johnson lmfao 💀 because he painted his nails, wore colourful t shirts, and occasionally chucked on a pearl necklace

@nobody.836 Ай бұрын

@@inari.28 oh... oh noooo

@all-american-hips Ай бұрын

@@nobody.836 this person is bashing him for no reason. he was 20 years old at the time and, as far as i know, has issued an apology. the marsha p johnson thing was also in response to people claiming he was profiting off of queer styles or something because he *literally* just painted his nails, wore colourful t shirts, and occasionally chucked on a pearl necklace.

@inari.28 Ай бұрын

@@all-american-hips 20 is a grown ass adult 😭 it's genuinely ok if you wanna be a film cooper fan but you dont have to instantly come to his defence...! personally i think its just so deeply silly to dress like a member of Ocean Alley and then claim ur "rocking [marsha P. johnson's] look"

@faith294 Ай бұрын

No one has made this dramatic of a change yet, no one has made, in this generation, this extreme of a switch! 😋

@Randomsoymylk Ай бұрын

This is unironically better than Jojo's version while being a parody lol

@tess000 Күн бұрын

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen. The lyrics and the cinematography is just incredible

@Xiraken Ай бұрын

This is truly a gay masterpiece! The first of it's kind!

@ghost.and.gills. Ай бұрын

Lesbian certified 👍 good job

@nicksname26 Ай бұрын

Pov youre jojos dream podcast guest

@nat4n308 Күн бұрын

it's supposed to be a parody but it's better then the OG version

@OfTheSeaKND Ай бұрын

It’s incredible that Ryan has finally invented gay pop for the first time in human history. 👏

@clarahesse3970 Ай бұрын

Tell my why this is better then the original tho

@Lexi_1234Art Ай бұрын

No fr

@cridly Ай бұрын

It's honest and hilarious.

@felesnocis Ай бұрын

…ok I know it’s good but I’m now terrified of getting it stuck in my head

@celinemccutcheon1988 Ай бұрын

@@felesnocisme too ...happening already 😂

@arcadianbloom6781 Ай бұрын

Jojo twinning

@lukeGGlee Ай бұрын

Emerge from the water my son

@mamamua4644 Ай бұрын

This video was less uncomfortable than JoJo Siwas. I was hoping you’d do this!! You delivered and did not disappoint!!

@aveganeverywhere Ай бұрын

The show dance moms should have never existed.

@tabithapritt6895 Ай бұрын

Same goes for a lot of shows on TLC

@aveganeverywhere Ай бұрын

@@tabithapritt6895 I can't believe TLC has the balls to say TLC stands for The learning channel. Maybe like 20 years ago 🙄. .... Actually if I'm 35 now probably more than 20 years ago

@PorcupineTheOneandOnly 19 күн бұрын

@@aveganeverywhere 60 years ago. maybe? who really knows. edit: a quick google search says TLC (the channel) started in 1980

@chimmichurri6940 Күн бұрын

The aggressive faced water hump was way too funny XD

@TheDemonOfSemen Ай бұрын

It's so fucking funny cause JoJo is tryna act so bad, yet she's still making samey, crappy pop music

@langleymneely Ай бұрын

Lmao! Another banger! Ryan has created a new form of music with this! Finally GAY POP has been invented for the masses!!!

@dancingwithgravity Ай бұрын

oh my fucking GODS 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 bless this human for eternity, this is absolute gold.

@nicolegibbs7646 Ай бұрын

*effing

@dancingwithgravity Ай бұрын

@@nicolegibbs7646 my bad, I'm not as wholesome as these grown ass lesbians

@cassmacdonald-perfectlyimp2486 Ай бұрын

Utterly brilliant

@flfb Ай бұрын

I found the song for my next drag performance

@maskgod7 Ай бұрын

The lines about the kids kill me everytime ☠️😭

@Resilient_Sage88 Ай бұрын

Ryan is... An Icon! Ryan is... the moment! Seriously though so funny.

@UrFriendlyNeighborhoodBassist- Ай бұрын

“Mommy, whos that on the beach?” “Just ignore that sweetie” 😂

@deeplyconcernedcrow 28 күн бұрын

how did gene simmons not sue jojo over the makeup i just rememberes he's very sue-happy

@OverAnalyst Ай бұрын

Wish I could properly convey *so much* appreciation for the effort & talent you bring to these parodies! (and video essays, but just WOW)

@coricognitions Ай бұрын

Glorious. I would have also included a verse on her buddie pals all being groomers

@KlairevonErichh Ай бұрын

Write an parody song then ?

@puddingv61 Ай бұрын

The way that this is better than the original 😭😭

@maritime9297 Ай бұрын

Love you Ryan, your parodies really brighten my day.

@jecx_hype Ай бұрын

Was that Film Cooper?!

@blitzogene Ай бұрын

yes

@biihisme 17 күн бұрын

2:02 i had to rewatch so many times and not seeing anyone talk about it had me going crazyyy

@jadeyes12 Ай бұрын

as a "grown ass lesbian" i fucking love this version lmao. also the stonewall referance was brilliant

@mackenziehollister4604 Ай бұрын

Can we acknowledge the confidence it took to film this in public? This is a masterpiece 😂

@jasminegold6890 10 күн бұрын

I can't get over how good this is lol

@Regular_Decorated_Emergency Ай бұрын

This shit will be classic in 10 years and I'm all here for it.

@SarastistheSerpent Ай бұрын

Thank you for inventing gay pop! 🫡

@cybernatix8630 Ай бұрын

Let this guy's video reach more likes that Jojo's one.

@alyssablackartist Ай бұрын

I’m inventing ‘asexual pop’. Basically I stay at home with my cats and sing Radiohead badly while I drink cheap wine and paint a portrait of myself as a disturbed child.

@thenetherbaddie9760 Ай бұрын

this is legitimately a masterpiece

@JYJnKumi Ай бұрын

This is the first and best gay pop song ever. The accuracy had me DYING. 😂

@Latte-dq1tb Ай бұрын

I needed this since I just watched the original video and regretted it 🤣 good stuff!

@nonctm777 Ай бұрын

NOT MARSHA P JOHNSON AS FILM COOPER 😭😭😭

@dufayelz Ай бұрын

Title says parody but this is a very accurate imitation.

@itseli987 Ай бұрын

No joke, this has been on repeat all day. Great work :>

@Biggiecheeseness Ай бұрын

Me too yo. Glad I’m not the only one

@Silly_lil_scribbles Ай бұрын

yess me too

@yaniwet Ай бұрын

This is effing amazing!!!! Made my night 😂😂😂 it’s everything I needed 😂😂😂😂😂

@rafaelmezettihumbert2971 13 күн бұрын

02:10 this shot right here? slaps

@chicbate Ай бұрын

You invented lesbians I'm impressed

@rosalynelippington Ай бұрын

Ahhh the great creator… thank you

@Cuddlykracken Ай бұрын

really hoping JoJo sees this and starts to realise shes being way too much and just growing a fandom of people who dislike her now

@xamyx725 Ай бұрын

JoJo’s going to cover this song, and take credit for it 🤣

@07Flash11MRC Ай бұрын

@@xamyx725 Lol. JoJo is going to claim she wrote the song and this was one of her OG versions.

@davidcochran113 Ай бұрын

Jojo would have to have self-awareness for that to happen

@Yn-whe2ler 28 күн бұрын

This slays 😂 Imagine if someone came to the beach and saw this 😭💀 This needs to be on Spotify 😂

@mysticthemanakete Ай бұрын

It's only because my mum is asleep in the next room that this video didn't make me scream and cry the house down with laughter. I mean, I still screamed and cried laughing, but the structural integrity of my house is unchanged. XD