GTA 5's most chaotic mod, but if I break the law I explode
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Жыл бұрынI follow the law, no matter what.
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About DougDoug:
Doug is a sentient bell pepper who was hired by the FBI to crack gaming challenges and also talk about things with food
#classroom #gta5 #parkzer
@y0sh_ Жыл бұрын
The video starts at 21:36 btw. everything before that is just a random goober breaking laws or something
@selznickselznick Жыл бұрын
thanks, just the comment I was looking for, need the time stamp :3
@Hpmanenz Жыл бұрын
Thank you! Saved me 21 minutes skipping that first unrelevant part
@SayaaNara Жыл бұрын
Thanks, can't believe how long these in-video ads are getting.
@MrBlbll Жыл бұрын
but did you hear that sudivision (e) though
@M.C.130 Жыл бұрын
Yeah I found this part to be the best 😊🤣
@user-ct1sn8qb8i Жыл бұрын
Video starts at 21:35
@hauntedshadowslegacy2826 Жыл бұрын
lmaooooo
@MarbyTheJingo Жыл бұрын
Video actually starts at 00:00.
@ivancovers Жыл бұрын
@@MarbyTheJingo whoosh
@scottyspoon4110 Жыл бұрын
@@MarbyTheJingo I understand why you would think that, but in fact the intro is 21:35 minutes long. The video does indeed start at 21:35.
@Shadrake Жыл бұрын
LOL nice
@waiter4935 Жыл бұрын
Doug has the record for worlds shortest intro at a low time of only 21:35 minutes, congrats doug
@NJB1010- 7 ай бұрын
it is a shame that the intro took up most of the video though, wish we had more of the actual video
@TheHunterNAtor 4 ай бұрын
@@NJB1010-gotta get that ad revenue somehow
@ThreeAccounts Жыл бұрын
3:46 you can actually see parkzer voting 1 himself, what a good lawyer
@tuesday9670 10 ай бұрын
I would have never noticed that, great eye
@Kridstal 10 ай бұрын
i just shat sideways and it stayed up there at the ceiling, evolving
@riotbird3180 10 ай бұрын
@@Kridstalwhat
@britishperson1 9 ай бұрын
absolutely hilarious 11/10 lawyer would recommend
@Vestige_ 8 ай бұрын
if anyone is wondering where, its the bottom of the chat all the way to your right when the chat freezes
@ZombieSazza Жыл бұрын
Parkzer is an amazing lawyer, he deserves the big bucks. “…well now you’re trespassing” “Hold on, let me vote 1…” god I was in TEARS
@TippyHippy Жыл бұрын
l put my hamster in a sock and slammed it against the furniture.
@leanman6537 Жыл бұрын
(Disclaimer: Parkzer is NOT a lawyer)
@Princess_Narii Жыл бұрын
Yeah that wsa one of the best bits for sure!
@summersanta2441 Жыл бұрын
I read this comment and I still wasn't prepared for the "Well you're trespassing now"
@Brottisgood Жыл бұрын
@@TippyHippy that is illegal
@alexandrebertone4351 Жыл бұрын
People don't seem to notice that Parkzer is reading the subsections that refer to how Doug has been repeatdly calling him for random bullshit, therefore breaking the law. That's peak humour
@Xander_X Жыл бұрын
I didn't notice, but that makes the last bit 10 times funnier 🤣
@based_mouse Жыл бұрын
yeah its honestly the best detail of the video and the way he just looks at the camera after explaining it makes it hit even harder lmao
@MrWizeazz Жыл бұрын
Is that why he actually failed the challenge? Because he broke that particular law?! Woah 😆
@based_mouse Жыл бұрын
@@MrWizeazz yeah lol
@rottingpotatoes2483 Жыл бұрын
Yes, but it was done in good faith
@turbohuang7780 11 ай бұрын
Literally never laughed harder in my life than when Doug clarified that flipping gravity technically wasn't illegal because it was a "force majeure".
@SuperRavensfan101 9 ай бұрын
*when he said act of god I started bursting out laughing* just the comedic timing with this guy is just too good xD
@seymourbuttz6419 7 ай бұрын
For me it was his perfect kickflip mid lane and clarifying that it wasn't technically illegal it was a lane change
@jeremypanjaitan4039 5 ай бұрын
*fort major -douglas douglas
@littleidjiot 5 ай бұрын
@@jeremypanjaitan4039i laughed way harder at "fort major" and "mr major" than i ever zhould have
@Kn1feShift Жыл бұрын
I love how Parkzer always answers his phone with a (very tired) "hello, douglas douglas."
@jackwest7197 Ай бұрын
Dougy boy
@mr.coockie1214 24 күн бұрын
Douggie
@OperationDarkside 15 күн бұрын
And a pause after the first "Douglas".
@detroviolet326 Жыл бұрын
Being Parkzer must be so fun. Imagine you're just chilling after a long day of work and suddenly your friend calls you, claims you're his lawyer and asks you whether accidentally doing drugs while driving is considered illegal.
@Hi-6969 Жыл бұрын
What is free time?-Parkzer
@killertruth186 Жыл бұрын
My favorite part, is when he had laughed after DougDoug gets launched into mid air during Doug’s question.
@Laarye Жыл бұрын
It wasn't after work. I believe there was a part that got edited out that you can hear in the full stream, where Parkzer states that he is actually working and has the stream on but muted
@DJ-fn9zk Жыл бұрын
"Probably Phone Parkzer" New Upcoming Series
@CylindricalWhistle Жыл бұрын
Parkzer already lives a pretty interesting life on his own. He's apparently been road tripping across America for the past year.
@mallow2902 Жыл бұрын
I love how Parkzer is just reading penal code that implies Doug was committing a crime by repeatedly pestering him over Discord.
@imagineian0146 Жыл бұрын
LOL
@modulusshift Жыл бұрын
It was definitely in the normal course of business right?
@mr.stuffdoer8483 Жыл бұрын
Would have never realized that, I’ve never been more confused about what I was hearing.
@gildarmesh3809 Жыл бұрын
All DougDoug calls are made in good faith to his good friend Parkzer as Parkzer usually responds without immediately hanging up or yelling at his good friend. I think DougDoug is safe.
@emeraldwolf3494 Жыл бұрын
But it said that it didn’t count for calls made in Good Faith. Doug just wanted legal advice!
@Noah_Michael_Stirk Жыл бұрын
13:47 “So… let’s say there are cougars.” I’m dying omfg
@MythicMeg 3 ай бұрын
Cougars 😩
@Meneylas 2 ай бұрын
There are cougars outside of mission
@genericuser5523 2 ай бұрын
dont forget the cougars are on fire
@gladosbutstupid8807 2 ай бұрын
There are no cougars in missions! Good thing he was outside a mission though!
@Shinyreaper816 2 ай бұрын
Sorry nothing happened in this video until 21:35
@Groggy_Gamer 8 ай бұрын
The twist at the end of Parkzer explaining California penal code to prove that Doug was legitimately breaking the law irl was out of left field, but much appreciated. Legendary.
@matthiashornke9969 Жыл бұрын
I love how Parkser reads the laws specifically about getting annoyed/bothered via calls including the internet!
@Sir_Platypus_VII Жыл бұрын
Omg i just realized that. That's hilarious.
@petrblaha8806 Жыл бұрын
You're right!
@darktechno8321 Жыл бұрын
Sooo.. Doug committed crimes after alll?
@agrokragle1200 Жыл бұрын
That explains the hard stare into the camera, he’s looking right at Douglass Douglass
@hervisdaubeny2591 Жыл бұрын
@@agrokragle1200 I think you mean Gregory Gregory .
@ridinginthered1614 Жыл бұрын
"Why are there meteors falling from the sky? "Why are there whales falling from the sky?" "Why are you on the news?" "Why are you in the air?" "Why do you not have a head?" "Why are you really small?" parkzer questioning everything in this mad, mad gta world is my favourite part of this stream
@wimpywhammy Жыл бұрын
"Why are there two of you?"
@Galactum Жыл бұрын
i think my favorite part was Doug explaining his situation to parkzer "so let's say there are cougars" "parkzer what if an earthquake launched me over the capital building" also when he started shooting people's houses and parkzer, calm as can be, was like "that is illegal"
@VenetusAlpha Жыл бұрын
“Parkzer, Jesus killed me.”
@tobiaslisbjerg8390 Жыл бұрын
1:45 Doug actually went straight while driving in a right turn lane, therefore he broke the law and must be exploded. Since he didn't do it in the run, he must be blown up IRL
@DaveSmith-tk2bb 9 ай бұрын
It was totally sick tho so it’s ok
@TheAdvertisement 11 ай бұрын
I absolutely love that out of nowhere Dougdoug decides to dispute laws with chat by actually taking them to court, pulls in Parkzer as his lawyer, and Parkzer just goes along with it. Just the absolute deadpan humor between him and Parkzer taking the legality of everything so seriously. Omfg the fact that the final 3 minutes of this video are literally just Parkzer talking about harassment, which is what Doug was kinda doing. xD
@WretchedRaymond45 9 ай бұрын
hello deltarune person 👋
@jan_kulawa Жыл бұрын
"so let's say Jesus enters my car and starts driving recklessly. am I breaking the law?" Parkzer: "it depends" that's the most lawyer thing to say in this situation, ever
@endersdragon34 Жыл бұрын
That's the most popular thing to say in law school
@stanleybochenek1862 Жыл бұрын
Saul
@RatRhapsody Жыл бұрын
It is a LITERAL act of ACTUAL GOD.
@salamantics Жыл бұрын
@@RatRhapsody but did you give him permission to drive? Did you let Jesus take the wheel?
@ArcYT Жыл бұрын
he's not a lawyer tho
@Jcpssj2Gohan Жыл бұрын
5:31 "well you're trespassing now" I swear to God, Parkzer is the funniest person alive and he doesn't even try to, what a man
@LoominousShroominous Жыл бұрын
It’s also part of how he speaks, something about parkzer is just so fucking funny, the world isn’t ready for his power
@janthecoo4964 Жыл бұрын
@@LoominousShroominous dry, he is very dry
@rudeboyspodcast Жыл бұрын
He is as witty, if not even moreso than Doug, but he's far more restrained with his quips. I admire that.
@wildfire9280 6 ай бұрын
@@rudeboyspodcast he’s just German
@Taylor-bw4zg Жыл бұрын
note to self: "It was fuckin sick" works as a defense statement in court lol
@strogonoffcore 20 күн бұрын
"your honor, at the time of the incident my client was in 'goblin mode'"
@pennyt2777 10 ай бұрын
As someone with autism I just feel like Parkzer brings me so much joy because he is both so charming and deadpan at the same time, which makes me feel better about myself as someone whos often insecure about being deadpan, if I can love that quality in someone else I can accept it in myself, so just wanted to share my infinite love for Parkzer the lawyer, cop and gun enthusiast.
@Noxiousness 8 ай бұрын
YES. THANK YOU. That was exactly my thought
@pennyt2777 8 ай бұрын
@@Noxiousness Tism gang gang
@catsungdae 8 ай бұрын
@@pennyt2777 Tism gang (part 2)
@bitchwholikesrobots 7 ай бұрын
Tism!!! :D
@pennyt2777 7 ай бұрын
@@bitchwholikesrobots hell yea!!
@Grantm127 Жыл бұрын
I love how at first parkzer didn’t play along with the stream ideas and fun and has slowly over time pushed into being funny for the stream sake while also giving facts for what he’s asked. The man is such a role model for every lawyer
@LoominousShroominous Жыл бұрын
It’s oddly wholesome
@Junuman1 Жыл бұрын
He’s not a lawyer
@totallynothatguy1698 Жыл бұрын
@@Junuman1 Of course he is! How else could he reproduce with a goldfish?
@Flareguy Жыл бұрын
And police officer
@BirnieMac1 Жыл бұрын
He’s the best lawyer, pornstar, dating expert, police officer, financial advisor, accountant, gun owner and electrician I’ve ever seen
@BaronB.BlazikenBaronOfBarons Жыл бұрын
I think the best thing about Parkzer is that he just _goes_ along with everything. He answers every query honestly and as if it was a real thing that actually happened.
@risu2312 Жыл бұрын
That's what made jerma so lovable, i really hope parkzer streams for real or just never stops coming on dougs streams he's so good at dry comedy
@Prawnsly Жыл бұрын
I genuinely can't tell if Parkzer realises how funny he is 🤷♂
@DeepfriedBeans4492 Жыл бұрын
@@PrawnslyI think he more or less does, he’s just too responsible to play along with the joke lol
@Last_Person Жыл бұрын
Parkzer is the straight man to doug
@Leoncroi Жыл бұрын
Parkzer is so pure, the perfect antithesis to Doug.
@onebrickatatime9097 8 ай бұрын
3:46 You can see Parker voting for Guilty on the right. Truly the greatest lawyer.
@JuicyJesus420 Жыл бұрын
I somehow find Parkzer reading boring legal code incredibly relaxing. I'd love to have like a 3 hour version of this to study or fall asleep to
@stayf0rtea_939 3 ай бұрын
Lo-Fi Penal Code Beats to Sleep or Study To
@nextlevelmc3437 Жыл бұрын
18:44 dougdoug: "but for some reason he knows an insane amount about laws." parzer: "you ran the stop sign"
@untitled7549yt Жыл бұрын
DougDoug: *commits unspeakable war crimes* Parkzer 3 seconds later: “uh yeah that’s illegal”
@nextlevelmc3437 Жыл бұрын
@@untitled7549yt true lol
@blobfishchin Жыл бұрын
Parzer
@mcpopcorn3195 Жыл бұрын
Parzer😭😭
@akeem.7mt.417 Жыл бұрын
And the 30 seconds after that
@austinfletchermusic Жыл бұрын
Okay I didn't expect that extended ending bit but I did love the main character finally getting more focus
@gungle2595 Жыл бұрын
i didn't see chat (the main character) in the ending at all
@ZPheenix Жыл бұрын
@@gungle2595 shut up chat
@heinshaaine8153 Жыл бұрын
@@gungle2595 side character complaint
@mersh1528 Жыл бұрын
@@gungle2595 0Э0ччЭЭЧ0ЖчэзЭ00ЭЧэээЭ0Я0ЯХ0ЧЖЖХЧЧЧЖчэчэччжхэч9э0Э
@mersh1528 Жыл бұрын
@@ZPheenix эЯч
@theironduck2524 7 ай бұрын
I love how at 8:19 hes worried about his license plate breaking the law while he mows down a pedestrian
@10two9two2 11 күн бұрын
That’s Jesus Driving
@msp654 7 ай бұрын
21:33 Unrealistic, if Parkzer did this chat would be going insane. We'd be screaming in joy
@Tino262d Жыл бұрын
Bruh parkzer is going to get paid overtime
@neitherbirdorplane Жыл бұрын
let's be honest my balls are itchy
@Pudcup Жыл бұрын
As a Loyer Cop and Goldfish breeder he gets paid enough.
@906robot9 Жыл бұрын
@@Pudcup And detective
@Living_druid0911 Жыл бұрын
Wow 2 bot comments
@pedroj.gguillo5601 Жыл бұрын
We love parkzer
@OrtegaSauce Жыл бұрын
My favorite thing about Parkzer is how patient he is with Doug, and his " *sigh* hello, DouglasDouglas"
@SM2099- 8 ай бұрын
2k likes and no co- don’t worry I’m not annoying
@DrillDocOfficial 7 ай бұрын
@@SM2099-good my son, you have learned.
@Puppylover720 7 ай бұрын
@@DrillDocOfficialhey there I'm on the road I should probably stop and pick you guys something to drink before you leave and I can stop by the store to get some thing to drink or do something to get you some food and stuff to drink or whatever I can do is I don't have any 😮😮😮
@locus1222 7 ай бұрын
@@Puppylover720what?
@d4rkpr1nc39 7 ай бұрын
@@locus1222other comment must be having a divorce and probably drunk. Dont worry he is at the hospital as we speak.
@shydog7276 11 ай бұрын
Parkzer is a literal blessing 😂 I love that he takes this nonsense at face value and just rolls with it. God bless him.
@the_tale_adventures 6 ай бұрын
Fun fact, going up to the Hollywood sign is actually considered a felony. I think I know it’s illegal tho
@naterusty Жыл бұрын
The actual video starts at 21:33 you can skip ahead to there
@Lolbigfart Жыл бұрын
thanks was confused about the first part can't wait for the next penal code review
@budgroeng5115 Жыл бұрын
Thanks!
@dev_ello5792 Жыл бұрын
cant believe parkzerparkzer had a 21 minute long intro!
@sealboi9666 Жыл бұрын
Truly a parkpark moment
@coralreefrs Жыл бұрын
Like who’s this doug guy interupting at least 20+ minutes from our favorite youtuber parkzerparkzer
@spongytrout7462 Жыл бұрын
I love how you can see Parkzer enjoy himself more with every video he’s in
@LoominousShroominous Жыл бұрын
It’s oddly wholesome
@DishonoredRat Жыл бұрын
HE LAUGHED AT RANDOM
@BioGateway Жыл бұрын
Hearing Parkzer humor a hypothetical is wildly enjoyable.
@Luna_LU6546 Жыл бұрын
ok but is it illegal for Parkzer to enjoy himself? 🧐
@ScorbunGame Жыл бұрын
He's embracing Doug's special brand of chaos.
@Echolotl3 6 ай бұрын
13:47 "So... lets say there are cougars." is the funniest thing i have ever heard in my entire existence.
@jonathank7880 10 ай бұрын
I love that he just keeps calling Park and ignoring the fact that just keeping him on a continuous one would save more time
@vetreas366 9 ай бұрын
Yeah but then imagine how much the bill would be at the end. This way Doug can just as Parkzer to bill him for a few weeks/months at a time.
@jarosawerdanowski4295 Жыл бұрын
I love how Parkzer takes everything so seriously.
@kimballblack2668 Жыл бұрын
Parkzer’s personality just perfectly complements Doug’s absolute chaos. The two are amazing together.
@jammo7370 Жыл бұрын
The ultimate straight man to doug’s unrestrained chaos
@gregortheoverlander4122 Жыл бұрын
@@jammo7370 Seriously. He is an A+ straight man for Doug. He takes everything so literally that he wraps back around to being as absurd as Doug.
@AccurateRain137 Жыл бұрын
When super man gets mad:😂 When parkzer stops acting seriously : 😬😱☠️
@robotoons1555 Жыл бұрын
I agree although even through this insanity he broke character which is impressive
@PurpleLPikmin Жыл бұрын
"Parkzer knows an insane amount about laws" Proceeds to show a clip of Parkzer saying you should stop at stop signs.
@char5379 Жыл бұрын
🤯
@andresponce-vazquez9158 Жыл бұрын
@DarkCoreX nah its only a recommendation
@ghoultooth Жыл бұрын
@@andresponce-vazquez9158 A suggestion, if you will
@Spideybro213 Жыл бұрын
@@ghoultooth a right of passage
@charlescannon2469 8 ай бұрын
Nothing like your own lawyer saying Hang on let me vote guilty.
@hithereireallysuck 11 ай бұрын
I just love how Parkzer is calmly talking about lawyer stuff meanwhile the entire world is falling apart at the seams
@nordicdreki2068 Жыл бұрын
I absolutely love how Parkzer will never, ever, ever, stop correcting doug by saying he's not a lawyer
@mauirandall8176 Жыл бұрын
It's because technically legally he has to do that, he could be disbarred if he doesn't
@NaddlyC Жыл бұрын
You're a lawyer
@Flareguy Жыл бұрын
He’s hiding it we know he is
@Ganpan14O Жыл бұрын
Defining character trait.
@Sugugus_421 Жыл бұрын
That's why he's the best lawyer I know
@TheMilitiaGamer Жыл бұрын
I love how the ending is just Parkzer basically saying it's illegal for Doug to call him lol
@enderguardian7443 Жыл бұрын
were the repeated calls made in good faith, whether this is the case determine if doug commited a misdemeanor
@0NeeN0 Жыл бұрын
@@enderguardian7443 Doug clearly was calling in aid, needing legal advise ASAP because if not granted Doug would be wrongly/or not executed by public. They are not only friends but Parkzer is closest person that Doug expects not only to answer the call but the question with good intentions, with knowledge and with intent to help Doug. I doubt anyone would consider that harassment especially if Parkzer didn't inform Doug that his actions are annoying to him. There is no ground for a case here imo but I don't know anything about law let aside US law as a EU citizen besides that paragraph.
@TalosParoxi Жыл бұрын
not gonna lie, a audio file of parkzer reading out legal code would be a great sleep aid
@dogkingdance7287 Жыл бұрын
21:41 I have been waiting for this
@blobfishchin Жыл бұрын
The most insane thing about Doug is that he thought he didn't deserve the streamer award. No one can compete with this level of creativity and storytelling
@kazuhiramiller7945 Жыл бұрын
Jerma maybe but both of them are amazing content creators.
@ansel569 Жыл бұрын
@@kazuhiramiller7945 Doug is like a stage act, Jerma is performance art
@samt3412 Жыл бұрын
@@kazuhiramiller7945Jerma won that exact award last year, so he's effectively exempt from winning it this year
@dollenrm Жыл бұрын
@@kazuhiramiller7945 charborg is also crazy creative
@JCOdrjones Жыл бұрын
@@ansel569 Both are insane in different ways
@paragonvice1128 Жыл бұрын
Parkzer reading the California penal code for Dougdoug repeatedly calling him is a hilarious subtweet
@day7163 11 ай бұрын
What do you mean by subtweet?
@realpatty 11 ай бұрын
@@day7163I would like to know as well
@blorblin 11 ай бұрын
@@day7163 I think it's twitter slang for tweeting about someone or something without explicitly mentioning them.
@day7163 11 ай бұрын
@@blorblin ah okay. Thank you.
@day7163 11 ай бұрын
@@realpatty Just in case you didn't see it was answered in this thread
@Skeliman_skywalker Жыл бұрын
19:14 "do pronounce it, nuts" -def not laywer guy (Parkzer)
@_just_a_lil_dud_ 8 ай бұрын
I un ironically love the Parkzer bit at the ending I was so relaxed i need an audio book series of him just reading penal codes
@EonLess Жыл бұрын
I haven't seen the video yet but the fact that "law" is in the title makes me think that this is a Parkzer episode. Edit: Yes
@kimballblack2668 Жыл бұрын
Oh, boy! Is it
@saulgoodman6537 Жыл бұрын
He is the main character after all
@heinshaaine8153 Жыл бұрын
Parkzer is just hot, i i don't know why
@FrozenShadow007 Жыл бұрын
Wrong, this is not a Parkzer episode, this is a Parkzer channel
@danigoncalves1381 Жыл бұрын
you have no idea...
@BirdOfCreation Жыл бұрын
The fact that Parkzer actually watches live and answers accordingly is the best
@bradjtx Жыл бұрын
He’s paid to do so, because he is a lawyer (Parkzer is NOT a lawyer)
@tobipickle Жыл бұрын
@@bradjtx He's also under oath.
@Luna_LU6546 Жыл бұрын
@@tobipickle (he's not under oath)
@Steamfishwithsoysauce Жыл бұрын
whats best is that he read the California penal code
@spotlight9269 Жыл бұрын
@@Luna_LU6546 and also he's a cop (not a REAL cop)
@StealthTheFoxz 8 ай бұрын
Real talk; if there's ever a series of Parkzer just reading excerpts of penal codes, I'd have it on.
@redcobra7707 9 ай бұрын
I just love Parkzer's concern about everything happening in the game
@Zahrkim Жыл бұрын
I just love how Parkzer just stays serious. No matter what dumb shit Doug calls him about or asks him, he never resorts to jokes or sarcasm. It's making their conversations so much better.
@lordfelidae4505 Жыл бұрын
He is the straight man.
@theknightskyisi 11 ай бұрын
Twitch chat is the clown, dougdoug is the unginged game show host/straight man (depending) and parkzer is the legendary Even Straighter Man.
@2sacsorawkidneybeans272 10 ай бұрын
@@lordfelidae4505huh?
@BearlyAwake13 10 ай бұрын
@@2sacsorawkidneybeans272 The straight man is a trope in comedy. It basically just means someone who is serious and composed, in contrast to the more eccentric people or characters in the show/act etc
@2sacsorawkidneybeans272 10 ай бұрын
@@BearlyAwake13 oh, thank you
@Xdgvy Жыл бұрын
Parkzer's ability to be the straight man in Doug's chaotic world continues to amaze and entertain me.
@monodragon Жыл бұрын
im sorry but this heavily implies doug's homosexual energy is too powerful for most except parkzer
@lemonsmug Жыл бұрын
@@monodragon dougdoug emanates pure sex energy to all genders, Parkzer is the only one able to resist. He's like a succubus but cool
@istoleurcake Жыл бұрын
@@monodragon hes the final boss, the LGBTQIIAP2000
@thesfnb.5786 Жыл бұрын
I didn't think anything could beat the chair, but then parkzer was like, "hold my degree"
@fluffykitten077 Жыл бұрын
NGL if Parkzer had a channel where he'd read through and explain laws I'd definitely watch it from time to time.
@eduardpeeterlemming Жыл бұрын
Parkzer is literally hard carrying Douglas Douglas's whole career. Truely the greatest lawyer cop
@I_Stole_Your_Toast Жыл бұрын
*Lawyer cop koala
@AlexMendoza-rj6zr Жыл бұрын
@@I_Stole_Your_Toast *Lawyer Cop koala Goldfish seducer
@magicball3201 Жыл бұрын
The greatest koala lawyer cop attorney financial advisor.
@kaielmacmillan9258 Жыл бұрын
@@magicball3201 and city planner
@JorgetePanete Жыл бұрын
Truly*
@aiwel9 Жыл бұрын
Spending 5 minutes of my life listening to Parkzer read laws is something I didn’t plan on, but loved anyways. Need more of this
@zeromusa8535 Жыл бұрын
By watching it, I learn something new today even though I don't live in California. Then at the end where he stares you down when he told you to like and subscribe.
@jstar3382 Жыл бұрын
He's reading about annoying calls. Which is all Doug does
@barrettrolof1867 Жыл бұрын
More Parkzer
@bigredtomato2494 Жыл бұрын
Almost put me to sleep
@jstar3382 Жыл бұрын
@@bigredtomato2494 cringe
@DThunder65 11 ай бұрын
7:35 Wait what No- discord disconnection sound😂🤣
@mathdash4236 9 ай бұрын
13:59 MADE IN HEAVEN
@Manguwu9895 Жыл бұрын
The fact that everyone in the community just adores parkzers literal thinking and such and no one makes fun of him Is so sweet lol
@unity2808 Жыл бұрын
like chat normally would vote guilty for doug everytime, but if parkzer says its legal they follow it to the letter
@WlatPziupp Жыл бұрын
@@unity2808 He is a cop and a lawyer so legally you have to vote the way he tells you to
@unity2808 Жыл бұрын
@@WlatPziupp legally speaking chat would be in big trouble for being responsible for 1. Meteor showers, 2. Hurting and killing endangered species (whales), and 3. CREATING A BLACK HOLE. This would result in chat getting at least a felony charge, as there are no laws against creating whales, metors and black holes out of nothing but you could be in trouble for reckless endangerment.
@gugfitufi4862 Жыл бұрын
Doug is an idiot stupidhead to the community and Parkzer is being treated a god. Just the way it should be.
@kyperactive Жыл бұрын
🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
@thisisnotthechannelyourelo407 Жыл бұрын
I love Parkzer so much, he really makes these videos just perfect. The dichotomy of Doug's chaos and Parkzer's professionalism is just hilarious.
@zerrinozen1475 Жыл бұрын
L
@W_Cube Жыл бұрын
@@zerrinozen1475 what do you mean "L"??? :D
@zachnado69 Жыл бұрын
@@W_Cube he's a 7 year old who doesn't know how to use this generation's slang and is posting random buzzwords in comment sections
@user-zr7cm3ni3s Жыл бұрын
@@zachnado69 I think he’s on his moms phone💀💀💀
@W_Cube Жыл бұрын
@@user-zr7cm3ni3s he is💀 look at his videos
@3_LollipopOfTheMoldiKind Жыл бұрын
16:35 This was the exact moment my oven started beeping. Doug got his selfie, and I went to put the hands in the oven. Oh also driving on the sidewalk in North Carolina is just flat out illegal. From what I know, most states do not directly say that it is, so I guess we've had a lot of people use the sidewalks as roads. There are also laws against playing bingo for over 6 hours, serving alcohol at bingo games, women wearing "under 16 yards of clothing" (whatever that's supposed to mean), rollerblading on roads (it may be highways specifically, I don't remember) rollerblading IN THE SUNLIGHT, you can get a DUI on a horse, and happy hour is illegal. No one has been arrested for any of these things aside from the horse one in quite some time from my knowledge, they're just written laws that we haven't gotten rid of. Oh, and if you register as "married" when you go to a hotel with someone, you are then legally married to them.
@llamareactionstudios7208 Жыл бұрын
I like how Parkzer slowly gives up telling Doug he's not a lawyer
@kestrelynn Жыл бұрын
Let it be known that this stream was constantly incredible It was also the stream where Doug said that "Drugs are amazing"
@Lucas7yoshi_ Жыл бұрын
and then had to violently back down from that statement lol
@MikasMeme Жыл бұрын
@meatcanyonofficalah yes. Meat canyon. With 15 subscribers.
@ArthurHenrici Жыл бұрын
Cigarettes are funny!
@Kitten_Me1023 Жыл бұрын
I need the timestamp in the vod to where he says this... that was the only part of the stream I caught
@MaxMckayful Жыл бұрын
I know it's satirical and not the point, but having recently started working in US overdose death prevention related to drug use, well yeah. Glad Doug's saving otters and stuff but damn.
@summersanta2441 Жыл бұрын
I cannot and will not ever get over how perfectly Parkzer plays the straight man to Doug's chaotic shenanigans
@sillyalert14 Жыл бұрын
THISSS
@evarchavex4800 Жыл бұрын
Te best part is is that he's not playing the straight man. That's just him naturally.
@francetony6657 Жыл бұрын
@@evarchavex4800 Which made it perfect
@popisfizzy Жыл бұрын
It works well with how Doug is the straight man to chat.
@Sir_Bucket Жыл бұрын
@@popisfizzy so you're saying it's a food chain but with straight maning instead of eating
@RealmsSMPStudios Жыл бұрын
18:47, um, he was a police officer, of course he’s gonna know a lot about laws!
@Random_Guy305 11 ай бұрын
15:19 "oh nevermind there he is" got me so much 💀💀💀
@ThatFanBoyGuy Жыл бұрын
If Parkzer ever makes a Only Fans, it should just be videos of him doing that. Also, points for getting Parkzer to say "wee woo"
@FaiienWings Жыл бұрын
If anyone has the timestamp for the wee woo, I want to hear it again
@bluephoenix9960 Жыл бұрын
18:21 you’re welcome
@FaiienWings Жыл бұрын
@@bluephoenix9960 thank you!
@Ariuss3 Жыл бұрын
Parkzer's energy can only be described as rampant professionalism.
@robonator2945 Жыл бұрын
unhinged sanity
@gavinl7702 Жыл бұрын
Chaotic Lawful
@yuki97kira 11 ай бұрын
Violently professional
@SuperWeebBros 11 ай бұрын
Lawful chaos
@theknightskyisi 11 ай бұрын
The Even Straighter Man to Doug's straight man, to chat's chaotic clowning.
@samuelvoorhees3982 8 ай бұрын
Hearing Parkzer break character is absolutely hilarious
@reidye 10 ай бұрын
Parkzer is such a calming voice in this world of terror.
@FateStayN1ght Жыл бұрын
I love how Parkzer will always answer in a geniune and serious way no matter the insanity of the questions doug asks him.
@BierBart12 Жыл бұрын
All of his friends do it, I feel like it's what their friendship is built upon
@lazybacon7520 Жыл бұрын
> unloads minigun at front door "That is illegal."
@feeverable Жыл бұрын
No, that's booring
@jonahulichny9874 Жыл бұрын
@@feeverable I that’s your idea of boring then I feel sorry for you.
@GodsDissapointment Жыл бұрын
I love the fact that Parkzer takes law so seriously that it always takes him a minute to question the shenanigans he's been dragged into
@juke2973 Жыл бұрын
Video finally got good around 21:37
@bionicbirb9104 Жыл бұрын
I know, right
@Vertical_water Жыл бұрын
Yea it got soo much better then
@Caterev0038cool Жыл бұрын
no
@Vertical_water Жыл бұрын
@@Caterev0038cool yes
@Caterev0038cool Жыл бұрын
no
@coolguymcbadass 4 ай бұрын
Ironically, Doug’s knowledge of the strange and potentially dangerous effects around him could constitute reckless endangerment, as he willingly puts himself in a situation where his presence could cause serious bodily harm to others. Just playing the game would be a felony
@UnableToucan Жыл бұрын
6:00 you broke another law qwhile you were at it... the laws of physics doug!
@lidudley3000 4 ай бұрын
Erm actually it's gravity 😎
@tysonfontanez Жыл бұрын
That joke at the end was so good. It took me a while to get it, but that law that Parkzer was reading could be levied against Doug for his repeated phone calls. So the joke is he broke the law in real life.
@Furnive Жыл бұрын
True! So his reading is perfectly used!
@ValueNetwork Жыл бұрын
5:28 Parkzer said “well now your trespassing” in such a glorious mix of laughter and pity
@Coolgiy12 5 ай бұрын
Does whole stunt jump, "Hi, can I get a cab?" 15:50
@Glizzy_156 6 ай бұрын
Parkzer the entire vid: "that is illegal"
@TGKawikachu Жыл бұрын
I love seeing how Doug is slowly instilling a sense of humor in Parkzer.
@zorinzorinzorin5243 Жыл бұрын
I feel like he has a wonderful sense of humor, and therefore understands his role as the straight man.
@TGKawikachu Жыл бұрын
@@zorinzorinzorin5243 yeah but you could hear how much more Parkzer was laughing along during the video and telling complementary jokes. Also the joke with the endangered bugs was pretty funny. It just seems like he understands Doug more now compared to a few months ago.
@nauticoreal Жыл бұрын
@@TGKawikachu Facts
@auto1226 Жыл бұрын
We need more videos made by Parkzer. An hour long video of him reading laws would be the best thing ever!
@SamOGr Жыл бұрын
Missed a trick with april fools a few days ago
@fabujestic Жыл бұрын
cant tell if this is sarcasm or not
@day7163 Жыл бұрын
@@SamOGr What trick?
@Vamptre Жыл бұрын
@@fabujestic I feel as though many people would, unironically
@Nick-rs5if Жыл бұрын
This is the most Twitch-chat mentality comment I've read this year! 😂
@pretro6136 9 ай бұрын
we need more videos of parkzer reading out laws. the entartaiment in those couple of minutes was better then the rest of the video. i love watching parkzer doing such amazing and brave acts.
@jimothy7665 10 ай бұрын
I’m pretty sure doug broke at least a couple airspace laws while flying toward the vinewood sign
@BaylorRobinson Жыл бұрын
parkzer is not only really funny, but also honestly a great friend. he just goes along with all the craziness that dougdoug does lol
@huskitroop748 Жыл бұрын
He's also a great lawyer!!!
@ArcYT Жыл бұрын
he's not a lawyer
@williambrathen1721 Жыл бұрын
@@ArcYT Just bill me for 100 hours
@TheBlueReverb Жыл бұрын
@@williambrathen1721 I'm not going to bill you for 100 hours.
@durdleduc8520 Жыл бұрын
i do imagine a lot of the way he acts is partially for the bit, but it's really good lol.
@amarog_stone Жыл бұрын
Challenge starts at 21:37 for anyone wondering
@niezwyklesmutnyczowiek2507 Жыл бұрын
There is a Polish joke somewhere here.
@redisaverycoolcolor6520 Жыл бұрын
what do you mean challenge? that's my favorite part
@rithegamingguy2910 Жыл бұрын
Challenge Accepted.
@sheepstone23 Жыл бұрын
@@niezwyklesmutnyczowiek2507 the pope!!!
@amarog_stone Жыл бұрын
@@redisaverycoolcolor6520 I was referring about the gta challenge but definitely Parkzer best girl
@StarlightNkyra Жыл бұрын
For the situations that don't happen in real life, it would've been funny if parkzer came up with BS laws.
@Luesess Жыл бұрын
One day Parkzer is just gonna become a lawyer out of the blue and surprise the fuck out of Twitch chat and Doug
@canadian__ninja Жыл бұрын
I love how long you committed to the bit with Parkzer reading the law.
@TabbiBlue Жыл бұрын
Honestly I think I would watch this as a channel. It's like... Weirdly relaxing? I could play Minecraft or something to this.
@gallagherthewolf5845 Жыл бұрын
funniest part imo
@nezzled Жыл бұрын
@@TabbiBlue Fr
@cowking2870 Жыл бұрын
@@TabbiBlue Honestly same. He's got such a nice soothing voice and I've always had an almost loving fascination for the law due to my dad always talking to me about it. I would love a channel of Parkzer reading laws.
@Pallet_ Жыл бұрын
Watched the whole thing
@slasher3428 Жыл бұрын
My favorite part was when Parkzer said to Doug "Doug you really need to park!" And Doug replied with "Yes, I will Park-Sir!"
@risu2312 Жыл бұрын
Lock your doors.
@dacleepah 2 ай бұрын
4:11 A black hole literally starts to consume all dynamic objects and Doug just asks for insurance. Love the way he doesn't escalate the situation
@Backfisch5927 6 ай бұрын
I legit thought parkzer was a lawyer until this video
@dangernoodle5267 Жыл бұрын
Can we get an hour of Parkzer reading California penal code? It's much better than the annoying dough guy.
@FireIGuess Жыл бұрын
ong
@ShotzRox Жыл бұрын
Let’s go Parkzer, who even is DanDan
@micahjones3695 Жыл бұрын
HELL YEAH! FUCK THIS GREGORY BRITTANY DUDE.
@tubulardose Жыл бұрын
Those last 5 minutes were the most enthralling and exhilarating KZfaq content i've personally ever witnessed on this channel
@JP-TT Жыл бұрын
1k likes and 0 comments?
@jonasclarke4980 Жыл бұрын
@@JP-TT no need to comment on such clear cut truth
@JP-TT Жыл бұрын
@@jonasclarke4980 good point
@JesusHaroldChrist Жыл бұрын
@@jonasclarke4980 good point
@McTuber42 Жыл бұрын
@@jonasclarke4980 good point
@arsonystgamez666 Жыл бұрын
20:00 Good grief. He genuinely *does* read off the penal code for the rest of the video.
@galacticgull2249 Жыл бұрын
I love that Parkzer just kinda gave up on correcting Doug that he is not a lawyer after a while
@Immortal_Snail Жыл бұрын
Came for the GTA gameplay, stayed for Parkzer reading the California Penal Code
@Thomas_H._Smith Жыл бұрын
The fact that the end bit with Parkzer went on for that long was so hilarious.
@heinshaaine8153 Жыл бұрын
Not long enough
@wyattnielsen7382 Жыл бұрын
I love how the part of the law that Parkzer was reading was in regards to repeatedly calling someone which is something Doug did repeatedly throughout the stream
@jonalexander2642 Жыл бұрын
Parkzer goes through so much in Doug's videos Its cool to see how well he goes along with it and makes it fun
@cadefallon9854 7 ай бұрын
During the LSD trial, it explicitly shows that he changes lanes in an intersect, which is illegal.
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