Aye

Finally someone that isn't MrClickbaitForTheWin

You’re a smart guy

That lester isnt looking fresh in the casino heist

Sup

This actually made me laugh so hard I started choking on my Chinese food, lmfao

If I was the host of a heist I would only give 50% to the second player in the Doomsday Heist if he helped with all the set up missions if he didn't he's going to get 20% and I'll get 80 percent cuz if I did all the work I deserve the most that's merit-based capitalism

50%

It’s not your heist it’s our heist

That's actually hilarious

I just send them a DJ Khalid meme Congratulations, you played yourself by throwing 750k on a peasant with a dirt bike.

Tbh that person is more than likely a modder where 750k is like the same as a bullet to him with the amount of money he has.

LeBryant Howard wanna make money with me on gta

Tyler Ponikvar my payment subscription ended

Doesn't orbital cannon have a glitch where you don't have to pay for it if you quit tge game at just the right time?

My teacher always said that but in Croatian

@@cheekibreeki6401 To rade pola ucitelja

oh wow 😦

The fact that he brings up the "1-0 mindset" is kinda weird to me. I can tell he gets mad salty when that happens to him in a game, I can hear it in his voice compared to the other topics he talked about. He says he doesnt care, but clearly does.

@@CageyTroller and ? It’s really stupid of people to think that they’re superior over 1 kill and if I played a game for this long I’d be salty towards those people too

He can buy everything twice over, and still have 250 million+ left over

He still gets to keep hundreds of millions left over and im over here level 120 and i dont even have a vehicle warehouse XD

Yet he doesnt buy a lot

@@yasserboumediane1010 you following the wrong KZfaqr bud... Check out "toxic misfits" and "bi-polar gamers" same ppl two different channels.. Loads of glitches and money hacks that actually work.

@@chrisbroadbridge7742 and risk actually * will * be banned nah fam not worth it

@Zoran either that... Or provoke them and laugh your ass off while they literally shoot their money away

Some guy once wasted money to blow 2 of my buddies up while we were exporting cars.

One day, me and my crew are having fun with our car meet in big lobby. There's was total of 16 car... And one guy decided to shoot the orbital cannot right at the center of the car meet... You know what happen? That player pay's every car that he blown up. I guess he payed 160,000.

i used orbital cannon once for the achievement and killed two players on a helicopter. then they said in chat "gg nice waste of money". it actually didn't cost me anything, since it was my first time using the orbital cannon. so not everyone pays for it.

Trust me those that orb you out of nowhere can afford the 750,000,000 lmaoo. Not too hard to get an account with trillions or billions of money

I have friends but they have hangers themselve and none off us use it for the business only to store our air vehicles cause that's why we wanted it in the first place now al we need is a place for our boats lol

Those are from the yacht but i meant like customisable like the aircraft like an boathouse or so where you cna manage them and store them to show also new ones cause there are only a few on the game and not that great just a few a few more military or racing boats that can go faster then the current ones and a little sea adventure or so i don't know it's just a little suggestion

@Dude maybe we shall see if they every consider releasing content like that

Randy Viscarra do you have ps4 or xbox

Same I feel that

If its a finale thats easy to find players in ill just tell them to do one and quit

@Gran Turismo Lover 5540 that’s a ripoff on ur end

@Gran Turismo Lover 5540 u getting robbed my boy lmao

Ok bye is all I say lmao

I always give proportional to how much they help and need the money since I can NOT see myself playing with randoms on heists, idk if they are God or Shit but I would rather trust my friends I K N O W are good because they helped me get through the prep and parts of the heist (Doomsday)

My life in a nutshell

Underrated comment

i- i don't what what to say! that's geinus!

I always do 15% but get nothing cuz random doesn’t know how to play and quit cuz he suks at it

OMG YOU SMART BIG BRAIN

felt that, i'm lvl 60 and still stuck with the heist.

Stormpie haha same lol, except I’m 71

same but i am lvl 154 and I started playing gta online in 2018

Same but I’m lvl 276

Truth: then you get someone who knows the kuruma method

Had it happen yesterday

@@theprofessional155 yeah those business raids suck.. that is the one thing i wish rockstar had permanently disabled, the short period in the summer they did was such blis...

Happened to me today

It's ljt here your business is out of supplies go get more my MC businesses are 100% full. I don't have the friends to help me I'm on PS4 I need help I'm actually thinking of risking it and trying to do it all by myself but if I get the post op vans I'm doomed

@@redseagaming7832 two post op vans you can do it.. maybe part of a third.. if you have a broomstick to fly back to your mc businesses fast.. and you need to pick your own route since the gps gives you the slowest possible route.. i have a 99% success rate on postop .. with only 2 vans that is .. a 3rd is impossible without a 2nd person.. i made videos on it to prove it can work with 2 vans

It sucks

I feel your pain I only get a few hours too

what i do is assure them that i got the message the their dick is massive, and when the server joins in talking about the griefers dicksize, they usually are too busy typing and defending their dicksize to do much more

It’s a online multiplayer game. Team up or play single player.

Freddy Fox 500 or people can just not act like cunts, “ok you killed me 5+ times when I’m being peaceful just leave me be ffs, I get it tryhard”

You'd still given the cool down

@@PrinceGummy I always heard that motorcycle club lets you skip the cooldown

@@siringc it doesn't I have one but if it gets destroyed you have a 5 min cooldown

okay thanks

It doesnt if you just take it straight from the truck

Jacob ***** 😂😂😂

Try hards and grinders dont have lifes. But grinders arent depresed

@@syphon1239 alot of the people that a really good players. And most of the time they just stay home and play everyday, unlike someone that works. But there are some tryhard players that have a life and work

Neither do grinders lol

says the guy whon spends hours over hours grinding the same stupid ass boring missions for 6 years xD

@@commandergull8188 Who cares what game he likes lol stop being childish

@@Clamityyy or how about I can say whatever because your not me

Hail Lamp Imagine caring about someone’s pfp

@@commandergull8188 bruh idk how to change it I played fortnite for like only the first 2 seasons and I haven't changed it since cuz I barely go on KZfaq as well.

@@commandergull8188 but still why would I give 2 fucks about your respect your name is hail lamp

Yeah cz it's so bad 😂

@@DontGAFkid "number 5: The hangar business isn't useless"

@@banana_in_a_tuxedo not true

@@DontGAFkid there are certainly better ones lol

I thought the same and bought one to store planes I bought. Then I got the peasant surprise that I could use it to make money too 😂

feel bad for that mic though.

omg bts jimin

@@LincolnAintLinkin I'm not the real one sorry..

@@galaxyvalkyrie27 *cries in Russian*

@@LincolnAintLinkin don't worry.. *gives imaginary vodka*

@@galaxyvalkyrie27 thank you :)

um why do I see an oppresor mk2

tusieklkenny BECAUSE.

@@R_Lifee that's the last thing your shipment will see

I use the xX but I am not a tryhard :I

@@TheBoostedDoge *sad moment*

I once was SO LUCKY that i bumped to a modder AND HE GAVE US ALL 100 CUT LIKE WTH i said like i was broke things like that and she laughed then said cHeCK YoUr cUTs

That man is a legend, especially for inviting a random to big con

@@aidanmahony7919 I don‘t have any friends that play gta. I don‘t have any other choice if I want to play the casino heist and it’s always a huge pain when they fail the hack in the volt and the alarm goes off.

@@morienthusiast play cayo perico

@@thehe2748 Cayo perico is boring the casino heist is much more fun

Money means shit. Just cause you can AFK 24/7 or constantly do the same 10 missions 24/7 does not mean you are good.

darius hajnala seems like you’re mad but are still here watching him

@@dariushajnala5562 are you mad you stay broke in gta? Lol is that why you go around trolling because you wished you mom would just buy shark cards for your dumb self?

Sean Lennon hows it not he earned all that money without cheating or hacking

Sean Lennon he literally livestreams all of his grind sessions. it’s legit

Pretty much.

Worst off people thinking its a Glitch

MrTaeDaniel Nah People couldn’t solve it The Voice actor for Michael in story mode explained how to solve/do it And someone from Rockstar said Gta5 has so many Easter eggs and Myths like mount chilliad to the point where we might never find them all and it’s too many to find It’s scary a little bit where we actually might never find them all

What’s the myth?

Act 3 doomsday heist was the easter egg

impo expo is definitely better than alot of missions, pretty simple and ez money

moja nazwa była beznadziejna I read that with the echo 😂

1-0 gg no re

@Tryhard4life so did you get everything deleted and bought more sharkcards to get your stuff back

*S K I L*

Hail Lamp shut up loser

How original.

That wouldnt suprise me comming from you

r/Usernamechecksout.

Coppied

Yes comrade stalin ☭

Yes

Yes sir.

Even when they help with setups?

@@damianc669 yeah. But I mostly do all set ups alone. But on the other hand, my friend is getting 85% on his heist

@@kacbor6848 oh

I can't relate because me and my cousin do the casino heist only the 2 of us, I give him 35 to 40% even though he doesn't help with the setups but it's fair because he gives me 40% on his heist

What r u on about it takes 2 hours at most

@@ixgaming911 Only if you have very fast vehicles and the better setups (think the two dudes vs. the prison bus for the keycards, the two dudes is alot easier and faster).

@@rickzheng2457 i mean you can just fly to the prison without the bus. Thats what i do.

@@rickzheng2457 Eh, any kind of jet plane or a mk2 makes most of them stupidly easy, I can usually get all the preps done by myself in about an hour and have it done for 2 hours total, ready to start again, which is what I've been doing for about a week now.

Don't waste your time this guy got it nerfed

1/2 savage no wonder it needed nerfed

I actually prefer to use the MK1 for most situations. The better speed allows me to get to the site faster and call in more niche vehicles in the same time it would have taken me to fly there in a MK2. Also I find it easier to shoot vehicles that I cant lock-on to with the 1.

@@callummacleod3146 they can still blow your shit up even with a 5 min cool down

jack of all trades, master of none

You can steal and then sell.. Easy: Money Normal: Electronics Hard: His GTA Account

With the money he’s got, you would probably leave with $5,000,000 solo

Its a design bro, not something you can steal and sell.

@@wildhunt6350 r/woooosh

Stoyan Dimitrov bro they were joking

Pog

Atomizer

@@Harley92820 you cant use weapons in clothing shops

I only been raided once on my cocaine lockup

Nobody Literally no one: Agent 14: *Calls phone* Me: *_Intesne sweating_*

@FBI so me, but yet so true

Me: fills up all MC businesses, registers as MC President LJT: damn, I knew we should've paid them off... Me: NOT AGAIN!

If u dont know LJT is lester but with just a voicechanger.

Sheesh

Plot twist: he was a friend of the modder and they both scammed you

Morioka Mario bruh

Someone did this to me but i used a glitch to kill him and every time he wanted to enter his apartment i killed him with C4 and he just left lmao

People that do that are the worst. And then they mock you if you get anywhere near their apartment ("you mad lol")

Legends

When i go into a lobby, i normally check people's KD's out and i keep my eye on the players who have the high ones just in case they try and start something.

The Metal King u live in fear than

@@fivefriendlyfanatics2686 Nope, i easily destroy them. It's not that hard. :)

KD doesn't mean anything in my opinion I've beaten people with a higher KD than me

The Metal King never said it was hard Lmfaoo

Swear

I just tell them take what I offer or screw.

Lel i aint greedy i only ask like 20 but one time someone didnt give me 20 even tho we are only 2 people T_T LIKE HE WILL STILL GET 80 CUT ITS ONLY JUST MINUS 5

@@stick1384 15 is quite unreasonable, my default is 25 unless the guy asks for more than 30 or sucks at the game

at that point just leave and do you own

Crazy shit

Same.

Don't just leave, pretending you accept it but keep causing "accidents" in the mission.

@@kevinli8917 Oh yeah. I never thought of that

Time for a new friend

He sounds like an arrogant prat

Stop being his/her friend, he/she is an entitled POS

Do you play on playstation?

Un friend him if he is rude And a friend can give you at least 30 if he has more than 1 mil

Ekku I think that everytime I see one of those icons on the map lol. Earlier today I was running hangar missions and I saw 2 of them on the map in the same MC and I was like “oh great here we fucking go again” but when they didn’t shoot at me or even come after me at all while I was doing missions I was like “oh hold on now who are these people? Lol. What alternate reality have I wandered into?”

Ekku Simple: avoid flying straight towards someone or too close to someone and if you have to announce in advance that you are peaceful.

The casino heist is easy with 2 people

JDC83 it was my first time doing it so I went all out

@@woo9554 yeah I understand, I can pretty much do all three ways successfully. Bringing randoms in is asking for mess ups.

JDC83 Now I usually just put 15% cut in the group post for Xbox. Except some people are still ignore that and it is such a hassle

I take 15% regular, 20% if I help with setups, 30% if I do all the setups because some people are lazy. Seems fair to me

I hate k/d warriors

Same

i have 1.6

@@bruh-vm6lf stay away satan

@@Twisty757 thank you for your insight. My experience has been that anyone over 1.5 isn't gonna leave you be when you're done. I don't hop on GTA to fight some dude for 30 minutes, so I prefer to stay away from people I don't think I will leave me alone if they decide to target me.

Dread Roberts you are so fanny kid how old are you 0? Stupid ass

​@@daniellecamacho1523 At least he's got sense of humor over other's obsessions. Something quite tragic and a main reason to reevaluate a life is when someone takes too serious jokes about his beloved hero.

Lol

Danielle Camacho pipe down bellend

@@daniellecamacho1523 learn to spell a year 1 word how old are you 6?

that's so kind

How can give so much I somehow can't go under 15%, how can I make my cutt lower?

@@christiangruber7418 dude you're seriously gonna take that low?

@@shey1337 I would take 0 if I could I have enough money and my friends just started playing this week and everything is so fking expensive.

@@christiangruber7418 what platform do you play on? I just started playing gta on pc I havnt played it since xbox 360 days so I'm trash lol

imagine being a duo of MkII griefers and still failing

@@momoavatar4960 just quit at that point XD

@@momoavatar4960 I had four people in a hydra try kill me and I took two out with a sparrow in a cayo perico mission

@Isaac L If they helped from the beginning, that's even more reason they shouldn't get an even cut. They get paid for prep. Host don't.

@Isaac L Weird, i did help my friends with setups and got 28K per prep. Do that x5 cause of 5 setups and I had nearly 150k in the bank just by doing setups

@Isaac L no its like 20 k dude

@@funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong exactly, thats why I hate those fucking kids

Just get a group of friends or a competent heist crew who understands how money works. Usually if I only help with 1 or 2 setups, I don't care if I take a reduction in my cut.

Does it repay me also the businesses Upgrade if i want to change the businesses location?

No, doesn’t do it with any of the businesses.

And he did all the prep

For this Problem is the heist. He's getting his money back in an few heists, but has always to pay everything like prep-costs or vehicle-customnization

@@donsealion Stuff like those are just a waste of money tho

al sahim if they help with everything in casino heist give them at least 45% you will still make more money then them

I did it w my friend we did it 60-40 bcoz I did the setups

@@pellehansen873 and the heist leader still has to recover the money spent setting up the heist and buying the arcade to host it. If you want more money than a 20% cut in a 4 player heist, buy your own arcade and do your own heist set up, broke bitch boi

Is the heist super glitchy for you to? Whenever I kill guards or noose agents they take like 50 shots and sometimes get back up

ItzJustJack you probably didn’t do the Duggan shipment mission. That’s the most important one to do in my opinion

sometimes it is true its happened to me

I demand a 50% cut on casino heist finale even tho i never did a single thing but I demand a 50% cut *gets 15% cut* REEEEEEEEEEE

That's gay

Zippy Films no u

It is tho you didn't do any work for the host and he has to pay for the setups and do them

lOL iM a gOD aT gTA yALL aRE gARBagE aNd i HAve tHE oPpReSSor

I think I am good at the game when I troll a tryhard so hard he rage quits

@@2BadAtThis Ok but who asked lol

@@PlanesAndHoes i bet he is still searching for what he should respond with.

Noobs are the worst players in GTA

Mavoric 7895 Yes and no

*_Hope that 5k pays for your 100k vehicle damage and house costs over the time I whooped your ass kid_* Is a message i once sent a griefer before he legit went fully offline

2 grand actually

I am a skilled player at pvp who grinds. If someone comes after me I just kill them and after the thing I teach them a little lesson

It does to some people

@@jager3310 yeah people who do not understand the point of the game

Jäger it does to some absolute morons

It matters to them because it’s fun. That’s y I got mine up to a 2.50. Because it’s fun

@@kevinlukash7056 yea but is it fun when somone is fighting a level 3? I don't pick fights rather I retaliate most of the time, but when I see other high levels pick on newer players I tend to fight them.

Believe it or not I was in a deliver EMP with randoms and the third try we were able to get through it. None of us even communicated.

JTmaxx I feel like I was playing with u 😂😂

I got it third try today

Joshh can u help me tommorow?

Joshh bruh it took me like 30 try’s, everyone kept on leaving after we failed once

No way

Sonk I would say welcome to the joke but my luck may or may not kill me

@@joojok72 r/whoosh (I've always wanted to be the first to say it UwU)

@@tammynichols1805 it's r/woooosh

Tammy Nichols This is not a r/woooosh moment -_-

The oppressor mk2 sucks lmao this kid must be under level 300 with that mentality

Danielle Camacho lololol. With an attitude like that, I think we know who the real “kid” is.

Danielle Camacho btw, your comment makes no sense. What’s wrong with being under level 300? You were below level 300 at some point in your GTA lifespan. And what’s wrong with my “mentality”? If you think my opinion is crap, at least be man/woman enough to say why. I have no respect for anyone that can’t back up their arguments.

Neal McCullough good for you kid.

Chudney Hadarah Williams some of you are hating because you don’t have one

I just say “you can leave right now with nothing or stay and complete it and get 300k” (usually the 15% handed out in my heists). “If you won’t take it, I’ll happily find someone who will”

@@rylan642 lol exactly. People get greedy way to quickly and most would say "well it's Rockstar's fault, they keep pushing Shark Cards". I don't see that at all really. I just do the casino heist over and over, get a great amount of money easy. Never spent a real dollar in the game. As for the greedy people, there is always someone else ready to take their spot for the 15%

Yup it is a good way to make money. Hey, Do you play on ps4? We could do a heist together

@@rylan642 sure, what's your username?

coolry1 PS4

Why would I say goodbye?

@@theprofessional155 death

@@theprofessional155 nah jk legends dont die

@@the636lovingfella3 KZfaq is more likely to die first at this rate

Are you referring to Wolf (Of Writing and Rage, The Dishonored Wolf, The World of Wolf)? kzfaq.info/get/bejne/mdykf9VznNC5lIU.html

Same

Asslickers, if you had been older than 12 you would realise his arguments fall flat quickly if you actually think about it...

Yolodude1902 Andreas give one example

@@atlantisstorm393 The Professional was saying that the mk2 isn't the "best" vehicle in the game, but didn't specify "best". "Best" usually means all around the greatest performing vehicle. The mk2 is just that, it really can do anything... (Except heist missions). The example is the mk1 on the highway. He said it isn't even practical to be on the highway, but if they both race on the highway the mk1 will win. That's one of those "no shit" arguments. If you argue something is better than something else, you have to compare them both with their strengths, rather than giving one competitor an advantage (mk1 as example). He talks about it racing on the highway, of course, mk1 wins. But if you look at the video (im of course assuming they started at the same time and he shortened the clip to where the mk1 is just starting to catch up) then you can see the mk2 had a good lead on the mk1, plus, if the mk2 is cutting corners, such as the bigger turns around the mountains, while not even having the chance of getting hit by a car, then the mk2 out preforms an mk1.

He rants every video how on earth are you agreeing with bullshit

Nick Pocol You are very, very young if you think remembering something from only 3 years back makes you old.

Celisar1 Yeah, but I don't really think he gives a shit

Preston Jones And I don’t give a shit about that.

Celisar1 then shut the fuck up

mxkhxi Troll

yes

Comrade

Jaylen Lewis same, after being in denial for 2 years

As long as you have the equipment upgrades and staff upgrades

Same here

Same here. I only do 1 supply run and then buy supplies in empty public lobbies. The MCT is a total godsend.

Is it worth buying Mc supplies if you don't have any upgrades? I spend 75k only to get 37k worth of stock

I give my friends 50% 'cause I have all I want anyway u should too xD

Lol mine 2 His xbox username is opgamlng

Bro that's messed up I always give friends 50 p especially if they were with me through all the setups

My friend always spends all his money and believes he deserves 60% cause I already have 10 million+ on my account. Bitch how you think I got that money? Not by being a charity.

2000iq plays

straight up average 2 mil a day when i'm home.

Nathan shizzlemohizzle what do you do

rip

JackDgamer 😔

F

Eh its fine he got some money

Next time, DO NOT GIVE THEM BIGGER CUTS AS THEY ARE USELESS IN HEIST FINALES AND ONLY RUINS THE ENTIRE DIAMOND CASINO HEIST FINALE!!!😡😡😡. Let them learn to swim until they have some experience, then you can consider your random for the heist finale. You can still give them the bigger cut unless you don't need the money but please guys not too big like this guy who gave his random 85% cut which is totally unfair when the host took so much effort to setup the entire heist. These heists should have a penalty system where if the randoms/friends in the heist finales do not do anything other than idling and waiting, then the game in the end will prompt at the top left corner of the screen saying that idling and waiting too much will get you a % of penalty.

I am level 1200 something in GTA. At the time I was level 900. I own almost every car, every bussiness, and I have 20M right now. I do not have the need for money. This random trying to get the kosatka for the Cayo perico heist needed it. That's why I gave him the 85% for being so polite@@Ariffin958

Tbh he made Learn how to play the game I started at the beginning of the after hours dlc And her I'm with all business ect Helping others and defending them

RonnieMcDonnie deadass after watching his vids I realize my money making methods aren’t very effective

speaking of, i need help on what properties to purchase

Fully agree with you there, man. I admit, Oppressor Mark 2 is my main mode of transport (I only ever use the rockets in PVE (i.e. during the Special Cargo mission where you have to shoot down helicopters)), just due to its accessibility, early warning system of incoming missiles and maneuverability. I know that it isn't the fastest vehicle (hell, if I'm near Fort Zancudo and I'm trying to get back to Los Santos, I'll always go and steal a LAZER because it's just faster), so I make a point not to rely on it and keep my driving and PVP (off the Oppressor, of course) skills up to scratch. I only ever went trigger-happy once with it, but then again, it was my first time riding it with rockets, what did you expect?

@@TheAwkwardGamer it's such a boring vehicle to use. the mk I is nearly as good at making money and is so much more fun to fly around the only time i ever use my mk ii is when someone pulls out the doomsday tank after getting gunned down a couple of times on foot. as for countering other mk ii users, lock on while they fly past, explo sniper or stromburg is the way i handle em. using another mk ii isn't the best choice as most smart players use chaff so you can't even lock on. meaning it's 50/50 who wins or if you trade. sometimes if i'v got a group of friends we use the avenger . as it can easily fly in circles to avoid missiles and if they catch you off guard you can still tank more missles then the mk ii has.

It just goes too fast for me to want to buy it I made a decision not to buy it until I'm level 200 cuz BALANCE

@@Prince42069 it's better if you buy a nightclub, a terrorbyte and get a trade price of MK2. There will be no fun to buy oppressor at level 200 because the main purpose of the oppressor is to make the grinding easy. At level 200 , there will be not much grinding left. So get the oppressor MK2 as fast as possible so that you can fly around the map to collect supplies easily, do vip missions and other things.

@@singhstreams that's the problem it makes it easy there will be no huge challenge to regular grinding that's why I play games and so that I can experience them and not just fly around and do whatever I want really and get a reward

Especially for sourcing crates for CEO Warehouses

It's just the easiest, not the best

@@MAVORlC no. It's pretty much the best.

It has nothing to do with gta its just general stuf and if you dont understand that then you are just generaly stupid

Hidde Koning No, it has to be explained to a new player first. They cannot know that the host has to pay for starting the heist. And please take your aggressive attitude somewhere else.

@@Celisar1 its pretty obvious that the host gets more

@@Celisar1 Everyone, even new players know these heists take setups, some a lot of setups. When I help randoms with heists, I'm ok with a 15% cut because I didn't put any work into it.

Mohamed Haji How should new players know about something they have never done or heard about? Crystal ball?