Guards! Make sure the Prince doesn't leave this room ...

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17 жыл бұрын

i love this dialogue...
Monthy Python's Holly Grail - Swamp Castle
Keenest guards ever!
FATHER:
One day, lad, all this will be yours!
PRINCE HERBERT:
What, the curtains?
FATHER:
No. Not the curtains, lad. All that you can see, stretched out over the hills and valleys of this land! This'll be your kingdom, lad.
HERBERT:
But Mother--
FATHER:
Father, lad. Father.
HERBERT:
B-- b-- but Father, I don't want any of that.
FATHER:
Listen, lad. I built this kingdom up from nothing. When I started here, all there was was swamp. Other kings said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to show 'em. It sank into the swamp. So, I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So, I built a third one. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp, but the fourth one... stayed up! And that's what you're gonna get, lad: the strongest castle in these islands.
HERBERT:
But I don't want any of that. I'd rather--
FATHER:
Rather what?!
HERBERT:
I'd rather...
[music]
...just... sing!
FATHER:
Stop that! Stop that! You're not going into a song while I'm here. Now listen, lad. In twenty minutes, you're getting married to a girl whose father owns the biggest tracts of open land in Britain.
HERBERT:
B-- but I don't want land.
FATHER:
Listen, Alice,--
HERBERT:
Herbert.
FATHER:
'Erbert. We live in a bloody swamp. We need all the land we can get.
HERBERT:
But-- but I don't like her.
FATHER:
Don't like her?! What's wrong with her?! She's beautiful. She's rich. She's got huge... tracts o' land!
HERBERT:
I know, but I want the-- the girl that I marry to have...
[music]
...a certain,... special... something!
FATHER:
Cut that out! Cut that out! Look, you're marrying Princess Lucky, so you'd better get used to the idea!
[smack]
Guards! Make sure the Prince doesn't leave this room until I come and get him.
GUARD #1:
Not to leave the room even if you come and get him.
GUARD #2:
Hic!
FATHER:
No, no. Until I come and get him.
GUARD #1:
Until you come and get him, we're not to enter the room.
FATHER:
No, no. No. You stay in the room and make sure he doesn't leave.
GUARD #1:
And you'll come and get him.
GUARD #2:
Hic!
FATHER:
Right.
GUARD #1:
We don't need to do anything apart from just stop him entering the room.
FATHER:
No, no. Leaving the room.
GUARD #1:
Leaving the room. Yes.
[sniff]
FATHER:
All right?
GUARD #1:
Right.
GUARD #2:
Hic!
FATHER:
Right.
GUARD #1:
Oh, if-- if-- if, uhh-- if-- if-- w-- ehh-- i-- if-- if we--
FATHER:
Yes? What is it?
GUARD #1:
Oh, i-- if-- i-- oh--
FATHER:
Look, it's quite simple.
GUARD #1:
Uh...
FATHER:
You just stay here and make sure 'e doesn't leave the room. All right?
GUARD #2:
Hic!
FATHER:
Right.
GUARD #1:
Oh, I remember. Uhh, can he leave the room with us?
FATHER:
N-- no, no. No. You just keep him in here and make sure he--
GUARD #1:
Oh, yes. We'll keep him in here, obviously, but if he had to leave and we were with him--
FATHER:
No, no, no, no. Just keep him in here--
GUARD #1:
Until you or anyone else--
FATHER:
No, not anyone else. Just me.
GUARD #1:
Just you.
GUARD #2:
Hic!
FATHER:
Get back.
GUARD #1:
Get back.
FATHER:
All right?
GUARD #1:
Right. We'll stay here until you get back.
GUARD #2:
Hic!
FATHER:
And, uh, make sure he doesn't leave.
GUARD #1:
What?
FATHER:
Make sure 'e doesn't leave.
GUARD #1:
The Prince?
FATHER:
Yes. Make sure 'e doesn't leave.
GUARD #1:
Oh, yes, of course.
GUARD #2:
Hic!
GUARD #1:
Ah. I thought you meant him. You know, it seemed a bit daft me havin' to guard him when he's a guard.
FATHER:
Is that clear?
GUARD #2:
Hic!
GUARD #1:
Oh, quite clear. No problems.
FATHER:
Right. Where are you going?
GUARD #1:
We're coming with you.
FATHER:
No, no. I want you to stay here and make sure 'e doesn't leave.
GUARD #1:
Oh, I see. Right.
HERBERT:
But Father!
FATHER:
Shut your noise, you! And get that suit on!
[music]
And no singing!
GUARD #2:
Hic!
FATHER:
Oh, go and get a glass of water.
[clank]

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@GalenNight 10 жыл бұрын

"She's got HUGE...tracts of land."

@humanbraininrobotbod 9 жыл бұрын

"tracts"

@RalfTDog 9 жыл бұрын

Matt McNeil , You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means.

@jimhuffman9434 3 жыл бұрын

Why do I get the feeling the king was going to say something else

@DieFlabbergast 3 жыл бұрын

@@jimhuffman9434 Nah!

@adaman.shr.3538 3 жыл бұрын

@@DieFlabbergast no no let him speak I think he's got a point

@jameslong672 8 жыл бұрын

farther: one day lad all this will be yours Herbert: what the curtains? father: no not the curtains lad

@biraptor6205 7 жыл бұрын

herbert: but mother father: father im father.

@chelseabondzanga5922 7 жыл бұрын

this kills me eveytime

@0325Miyu 6 жыл бұрын

Hahahahahahahaha yes hollariouss

@elgerardoedwardio2498 5 жыл бұрын

my favourite line from the whole film. Python had so many amazing seemingly thow away lines

@vandangerousinc7001 5 жыл бұрын

I have no idea why that line makes me laugh as hard as it does.

@zolluuu 2 жыл бұрын

How can one scene have SO many recurring jokes? The singing, forgetting each other's name, the confused guards...it's brilliantly written and expertly executed.

@tr7b410 Жыл бұрын

You forgot the kings scalp condition.I think it's CROWN Propecia.

@williamfreemon3878 Жыл бұрын

And the sinking in the swamp

@GreatQueenFan Жыл бұрын

Even the hiccups

@kevinshanahan6064 Жыл бұрын

I didn’t expect the Spanish Inquisition

@the_dark_one6052 Жыл бұрын

@@kevinshanahan6064 Nobody does!

@jonmercano1138 7 жыл бұрын

Well of course the fourth castle stayed up, it's resting on top of the first three

@j.saraydashapiro2510 5 жыл бұрын

That's also what I thought. And, I think it would have been great if the king had said that!

@jasobres 5 жыл бұрын

Genius!

@toddzombie8777 4 жыл бұрын

That's the joke, dumbass.

@samarvora7185 4 жыл бұрын

So he was the first member of the Royal Society for putting things on top of other things.

@dabunnyrabbit2620 3 жыл бұрын

nope you got it wrong.

@gemmadisney5 3 жыл бұрын

“But mother” “Father lad, father” “But father” “Listen, Alice” “Herbert” 🤣🤣🤣

@truthsmiles 2 жыл бұрын

I always thought he said “Alex”, but Alice is better haha.

@SamuelBlack84 2 жыл бұрын

Me talking to my niece "But, Sandra.." "Emily" "Emily"

@evelynr5327 Жыл бұрын

They're both trans

@ThereturnofAnderson Жыл бұрын

@@evelynr5327 no you're just mental

@danielbautista9062 3 жыл бұрын

Whenever a Disney song comes in, I want a character to say “Stop that, stop that! Nobody is singing while I’m here.”

@ricarleite 7 жыл бұрын

The "make sure he doesn't leave" is my favorite movie scene of all time. It's just perfect.

@paulopereira7069 7 жыл бұрын

Mine too.

@JustWasted3HoursHere 5 жыл бұрын

The ancestors of those guards are today's flat Earthers.

@benbrown6263 4 жыл бұрын

Philly Decay PHLDK No, ancestors. After an accident with a rubber band, some contraceptives & a time machine.

@mikeb4481 3 жыл бұрын

I've had people working for me that take instruction just like those guards

@michaelrytel2389 3 жыл бұрын

Haggle scene from Life of Brian is also perfect.

@chessjames 7 ай бұрын

“Make sure he doesn’t leave” “Go get a glass of water” So subtle but so clever

@aaatt268 3 ай бұрын

I don't understand. Is it funny because he was told not leave just moments ago and now he's told to get a glass of water for which he needs to leave the room?

@notoriousjm95 2 жыл бұрын

I’ll never forget the first time I saw this film and that moment when the Prince goes “I’d rather just sing!!”… I rolled my eyes because I didn’t want to sit through a musical number only to have the father character quite literally express my exact feelings 😂

@johndavidtibbetts7320 Жыл бұрын

I prefer the version in, ironically, the stage musical, where the father actually threatens the orchestra 😂

@Mitth.Raw.Nurudo 9 ай бұрын

This time the hiccup killed me

@willw1991 3 ай бұрын

Father figure? I thought he was the mother...

@spaceworkgaming656 2 ай бұрын

@@willw1991 Father, lad. Father.

@bobosputnik 4 жыл бұрын

Sadly, the curtains have closed on Terry Jones wonderful life today.. While he never grabbed headlines like Cleese or Palin, Terry Jones was such a brilliant writer and director. Thank you thank you thank you for all of the laughs.

@94boomboy 4 жыл бұрын

He is the reason flying circus had the flow from sketch to sketch. We've lost a legend for sure. Rest in peace nobody is going to stop you from singing now

@titan133760 4 жыл бұрын

He's gone to meet Dr. Chapman

@samarvora7185 4 жыл бұрын

Nah, he's just resting.

@frzstat 3 жыл бұрын

@@samarvora7185 LOL

@christianzinser4032 3 жыл бұрын

Samar Vora BEAUtiful plumage, eh Squire? If we hadn't nailed 'im to 'is writing desk, 'e would of muscled up those bars and VOOM!

@lisvender 8 жыл бұрын

Terry Jones is perfect as the sickly Prince. And for some reason the way the king grabs him and slaps him at the end always cracks me up.

@thebrazilianatlantis165 7 жыл бұрын

Best thing Terry ever did.

@HiVizCamo 5 жыл бұрын

@@thebrazilianatlantis165 Oooo I wouldn't say that.

@jasoncutugno8577 5 жыл бұрын

"What the curtains ?". That always makes me tear up.

@elnumbrotres 5 жыл бұрын

He’s not sickly, he’s gay

@jygb7092 3 жыл бұрын

Same difference

@hebber1961 9 жыл бұрын

To this day when someone's doing something annoying I say "stop that stop that! you're not goin' into a song while I'm here". Of course they have no idea why I said that.

@gunmunz 9 жыл бұрын

when every I want to make a joke about huge knockers I always call them 'great tracks of land' and it goes over everone's head...especially since I'm a yank.

@hebber1961 9 жыл бұрын

gunmunz ya... I use that one too. Lots of lines from this movie I still use. Definitely stuck in our heads. Strangely enough I had the record before I saw the movie. It was hilarious too... especially the fake broadcast of the movie premiere.

@gunmunz 8 жыл бұрын

hebber1961 I know this is a year old but Monty Python in general is quoteable

@hebber1961 8 жыл бұрын

+gunmunz Definately.

@stikndip 4 жыл бұрын

I always do the "If, if, err....if, if". :o)

@austinames9340 8 жыл бұрын

I build this Death Star up from nothing. When I started, all there was was space. All the other empires said it was daft to build a Death Star in space, but I built it all the same, just to show them. It got blown up by rebels, so I built a 2nd one. That was blown up by rebels. So I built a 3rd one. That was beaten, damaged, and then got blown up by Rebels, but the 4th one stayed up!

@danielwaugh2215 8 жыл бұрын

and how goes the 4th death star then?

@TheAnimeMegaFreak 8 жыл бұрын

But i don't want any of that.

@biraptor6205 7 жыл бұрын

Luke: but father, i dont want any of that id rather. Vader: rather what? Luke: id rather be a jedi (music nearly starts) Vader: (music stops) no no stop that stop that.

@jacksonmares4453 7 жыл бұрын

was the third one Starkiller base?

@austinames9340 7 жыл бұрын

Jackson Mares yes

@motor4X4kombat 4 жыл бұрын

-You are already beeing missed Terry: what the curtains ? -No not the curtains. YOU 😭

@torstenscholz6243 3 жыл бұрын

Sadly the last curtain has fallen for Terry. He really will be missed (No, not the curtain).

@Ojoe2010 7 жыл бұрын

"Listen, Alice..." "Herbert..." 'Herbert' - my favorite part :)

@tylermankins2960 3 жыл бұрын

Just like: "But mother..." "Father! i'm father." "But father."

@seanflaherty9306 2 жыл бұрын

Every time I see Justin Herbert, I pronounce it like he says to his dad “Erbert”

@barryandersen9589 10 жыл бұрын

Who would say no to getting their hands on huge tracks of land?!

@matthewchristiansen9978 9 жыл бұрын

Barry Andersen He's either gay or asexual.

@dipbrat70 9 жыл бұрын

Barry Andersen "Tracts of land"

@JSPaul49 8 жыл бұрын

+Matthew Christiansen I'm pretty sure he's gay. And that's not a homophobic judgment.

@cadethumann8605 7 жыл бұрын

Barry Andersen I would to land that looks pretty ugly, regardless of size. Quality over quantity.

@elnumbrotres 5 жыл бұрын

He’s gay

@michaelmaldonado7369 7 жыл бұрын

"She's beautiful,she's rich,she's got huge..... tracts of land!"

@ackbarfan5556 10 жыл бұрын

"When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up. And that's what you're going to get, Lad, the strongest castle in all of England." Man, that third one had bad luck.

@Sindraug25 9 жыл бұрын

"But I don't want land." "Listen, we live in a bloody swamp; we need all the land we can get!"

@SacridFire 9 жыл бұрын

ackbarfan5556 I just love it if you understand that the 4th castle only stayed up because the other 3 were supporting it from beneath XD

@ackbarfan5556 9 жыл бұрын

SacridFire That's brilliant. Good thinking man!

@robertcruikshank4501 4 жыл бұрын

I wonder if that was the inspiration for the Babylon stations in Babylon 5!

@ddthewolf 4 ай бұрын

But I'd rather, rather, just sing...🎵@@Sindraug25

@chadking1938 7 жыл бұрын

AND NO SINGING.

@foxteen8721 7 жыл бұрын

Hic!

@chadking1938 7 жыл бұрын

Oh go get a glass of water.

@marywhite9676 4 жыл бұрын

I wish that would happen during a Disney movie with a grouchy character

@danielbautista9062 3 жыл бұрын

@@marywhite9676 Yes! That would be a way to break the fourth wall

@jimhuffman9434 3 жыл бұрын

damn

@JustWasted3HoursHere 5 жыл бұрын

I love how the guards finally seem to get it at the end and then when the king leaves, they line up behind him. Perfect!

@KingsOfWinter 6 жыл бұрын

Honestly the best bit here is "Some day lad this'll all be yours." - "What the Curtains?"

@titan133760 2 жыл бұрын

"No, not the curtains, lad!"

@jerrys5589 5 ай бұрын

I always laugh at this part, freakin brilliant.

@subhumanx7 12 жыл бұрын

"What the curtains..?" this whole scene hits every note, pitch perfect! This movie is Monty Python and all of British Comedy at it's best.

@torstenscholz6243 3 жыл бұрын

British humor at its absolute supreme indeed, MP will always be the best. Even after 40 years their stuff is still so much fresher and funnier than anything that calls itself comedy today.

@overcomerbtbojesus 4 жыл бұрын

“But father...” that alone is enough to get me going 🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂- i think his petulant tone as a spoiled prince is just perfect 😂

@GasCityGuy 9 жыл бұрын

I swear my 13yr old is a daft as those guards.

@godzilladeathmatch 8 жыл бұрын

+GasCityGuy my 14 yr. old son is definitely as daft as those guards...!

@loftydragon 6 жыл бұрын

aren't all 13 year olds? ;)

@raymiraymi 11 жыл бұрын

- "What?!" - "Make sure he doesn't leave" - "The Prince!?" This part will never stop making me laugh...

@synthdude 3 жыл бұрын

Guards scene - one take. Unbelievable when you consider how iconic a scene it is!

@TheAnimeMegaFreak 8 жыл бұрын

i like that look eric idle was doing when he is smiling as the prince is writing a note and shoot it out of the window with an bow and arrow

@atheistconservative6211 7 жыл бұрын

Cobax hahaha that's the best

@drpapa26 5 жыл бұрын

"Listen, Alice!" "Herbert."

@phemyda94 11 жыл бұрын

I have a friend who's nerdy and quite busty. We got her a t-shirt that said "Huge Tracts of Land"

@mierpaul 6 жыл бұрын

I use this joke with my two sons. They will ask me to do something but I twist the directions around and around until they walk away in frustration.

@TypicallyThomas 2 жыл бұрын

Supreme parent joke

@theotheoth Жыл бұрын

Ha, I think all dads do that. (Or maybe it's just all dads who grew up watching Python.)

@maryjac1084 8 жыл бұрын

what episode of game of thrones is this from?

@martakaizak6520 8 жыл бұрын

it's monty python not GOT

@rockstoneballs 8 жыл бұрын

+Marta Kaizak Bullshit

@WR3ND 8 жыл бұрын

The best one.

@wabbitking1355 8 жыл бұрын

+Mary Jac Joffrey and Robert look less dead then the last time I seen them.

@grinner76 8 жыл бұрын

+Mary Jac The Red Wedding one, obviously.

@Picnicl 8 жыл бұрын

My favourite part is 2:58 where Palin's skulking in the shadows : ’And, er, make sure he doesn't leave'. It's as if he knows that nothing he's said's been understood but he's tried to put his own uneasy mind at rest.

@thebrazilianatlantis165 7 жыл бұрын

Jones is so good in this scene that it's easy to forget that Palin killed too.

@johnanthonyp 7 жыл бұрын

Well said, every human with a brain has had that massive lack of faith in his fellow man-and boy-gut feelings.

@hopebgood 7 жыл бұрын

The REAL Game of Thrones.

@wanderboyd 9 жыл бұрын

"Oh go and get a glass of water"

@bryanjensen2614 6 жыл бұрын

Every time someone hiccups I always say "Oh go get a glass of water" in a British accent.

@stikndip 4 жыл бұрын

No such thing as a British accent; there are hundreds of different ones. That particular one is a South Yorkshire one as Michael is originally from Sheffield. You're welcome ;o)

@eltiodude3654 9 жыл бұрын

My dreams is to put my flag between two huge tracts of land

@dannya1854 8 жыл бұрын

+ElTioboi You got a lot of ground to cover.

@decaytred9500 7 жыл бұрын

ElTioboi 😐

@GRasputin91 5 жыл бұрын

My dream is to place my cannon in the gorge which lies south of those tracts of land.

@simonbierschneider8131 5 жыл бұрын

he protecc he attack but most importantly, he abacc

@Nerkin610 5 жыл бұрын

“I thought you meant him! You know, it seemed a bit daft to me I was to guard him when he’s a guard!”. That’s my favourite bit, lots thanks to Idle’s delivery. His facial expression afterwards is also so funny, like he’s about to laugh at his own comment. It is indeed very silly to imagine that guard guarding the room from the other guard.

@julianmilnes9594 10 жыл бұрын

"But father...."

@downtoearthx9393 10 жыл бұрын

"SHUT YA NOISE, YOU!!"

@ddthewolf 3 жыл бұрын

@@downtoearthx9393 and no singing!

@TresLanes Жыл бұрын

1:54 to 3:32. One continuous shot, no cuts or edits. Man, they were SO talented and funny. It just doesn't get any better than that!

@emilypetsche1 Жыл бұрын

King: One day all this will be yours Prince: The curtains? King: No not the curtains 😂😂🤣🤣

@idiotbox8291 7 жыл бұрын

Comedy has never got any better than this!

@torstenscholz6243 3 жыл бұрын

British humor at its absolute best, they just don't do quality comedy like this anymore.

@KoiNohappygolucky 13 жыл бұрын

"but mother" "father, I'm father" xD

@grantbarnes4022 4 жыл бұрын

RIP Terry Jones. My dad and I use the quote "But I don't want any of that I'd rather..sing" when asking each other for virtually anything! Gone but certainly not forgotten!

@mdavis201 2 жыл бұрын

Favorite part: "Oh, quite clear! No problems." Promptly follow the king as he leaves the room.

@zargonthemagnificent330 3 жыл бұрын

"but the fourth one...that stayed up!" 🤣

@ddthewolf 4 ай бұрын

But I don't want that, I'd rather, rather, just and sing...🎵

@blahblahblahblah2837 8 жыл бұрын

She's beautiful, she's rich, she's got huuuge....tracks of land!

@BennyCasazza 7 жыл бұрын

Blahblahblah Blah my favorite part lol

@trevorsnell3344 4 жыл бұрын

When you describe your gf to your folks XD

@JulietteDaria 10 жыл бұрын

1:02 That's how I act in front of a musical xD

@Conchobhar 6 жыл бұрын

I feel like this is about Terry Jones' penchant for turning everything he directs into a musical.

@fungifago 5 жыл бұрын

He got away with Meaning of life

@torstenscholz6243 3 жыл бұрын

Sadly Terry Jones has left us now, although he was supposed to stay in the room.

@titan133760 9 ай бұрын

@@torstenscholz6243 Don't worry. He's gone to meet Dr. Chapman

@emilypetsche1 Жыл бұрын

I’m so glad my dad introduced me to this. I can’t stop watching it now 😂🤣

@CrisOriol 6 ай бұрын

That’s the best thing you cannot stop watching 😂😂😂 they were real GENIUSES ! When I watched first time I was just a kid and instantly I was so hooked up ! Since now. When I have a rough time I just watch Monty Python. And I still fall from the couch laughing. This will never get old.

@illuminoacey 8 жыл бұрын

"Where are you going? We're coming with you!....No no, I want you to stay here AND MAKE SURE E DOESN'T LEAVE!"

@biraptor6205 7 жыл бұрын

"oh i see right"

@phillytheflyerable 6 жыл бұрын

the prince?

@martinputt6421 5 жыл бұрын

@@phillytheflyerable Yes the prince

@emeraldchylde 5 жыл бұрын

E doesn't leave lol

@ddthewolf 3 жыл бұрын

@@martinputt6421 I thought you meant him. It did seem a bit daft for to me guard him when he's a guard

@Tonynco 10 жыл бұрын

Mother!... Father Father...

@thorarinnjokulsdottir7283 9 жыл бұрын

This is what it's like teaching ITT students.

@WR3ND 8 жыл бұрын

Why bother, just because you're payed for it? Win the lottery or something, you twit.

@purplepotatochipPPC 6 жыл бұрын

Just tell them to ask others "Have you tried turning your computer off and on again?"

@robertrickwood8896 4 жыл бұрын

RIP terry jones. We will miss you. It feels strange that a man with such great talent has passed away

@torstenscholz6243 3 жыл бұрын

He left us? But he wasn't supposed to leave the room!

@Elwood7X 9 ай бұрын

Unintentional bit of gold in the writing; he FINALLY gets the guards to do their job and then tells the hiccuping one to get a glass of water, which would require him to leave the room.

@RandomEntry13013 8 ай бұрын

I never thought of that, and IT IS hilarious. 😂 Kudos.

@denisbeguier8360 4 жыл бұрын

I visited Doune Castle 2 years ago and I have been a huge fan of Monty Python for some 40 odd years now. Hearing that line "What the curtains?" just had me in tears of laughter though I'd heard it many, many times. I can only say that Terry Jones was one of the few who could have you crawling on the floor, giggling like mad, because he was so funny (and silly, of course!). I've lost one of my heroes today but I'll always look on the bright side of life ! R.I.P Terry and thanks for all the laughs!

@romanramirez7847 4 жыл бұрын

Denis BEGUIER We’ll all miss Terry. He was one of a kind. A brilliant director and actor. Prince Herbert is in my opinion, his best role!

@peterh1353 4 жыл бұрын

The best Comedy of all time and directed by Terry Jones. I laugh every time I see this scene and I have seen it several times over. Thanks for everything - just brilliant comedy. RIP.

@torstenscholz6243 3 жыл бұрын

Terry Jones has left the room now, sadly.

@Elitist20 8 жыл бұрын

Prince Herbert marrying Princess Lucky because of 'huge tracts of land' - this is an accurate description of how the Kingdom of England came into existence. Probably written by Terry Jones, who is an expert in mediaeval history.

@the-chillian 8 жыл бұрын

+Elitist20 John Cleese says this bit was by Michael Palin.

@Elitist20 8 жыл бұрын

+Lytrigian Palin and Jones often worked together (as did Cleese and Graham Chapman) while Eric Idle and Terry Gilliam did their bits on their own. P and J had already been a team on "The Complete and Utter History of Britain", and later did "Ripping Yarns", which also have historical settings. So maybe Palin "imbibed" it from Jones! Cleese said you could tell who wrote what: "most of the sketches with the *heavy* abuse in them were Graham's and mine; any sketch that started with a slow pan across countryside and impressive music was Mike and Terry's; and anything that got utterly involved with words and disappeared up any personal orifice was Eric's." (From Fringe to Flying Circus, Roger Wilmut, 1980)

@thebrazilianatlantis165 8 жыл бұрын

+Lytrigian Cleese says the guards not understanding part was written by Palin. The Prince Herbert stuff more generally was written by Jones and Palin.

@scifiguy9000 7 жыл бұрын

Either that, or he was going to say she got big boobs, but corrected himself by saying tracks of lands. But, not that you mention it, probably how the kingdom of England came to be.

@goongoos5589 7 жыл бұрын

We're coming with you.

@ddthewolf 3 жыл бұрын

No no I want you to stay here and make sure he doesn't leave

@torstenscholz6243 3 жыл бұрын

@@ddthewolf Who, the other guard?

@bucephalus1635 7 жыл бұрын

Quintessential Python silliness. Gag after gag after gag

@Dim4323 4 жыл бұрын

1:02 that's how to stop disney frozen

@RedStarRogue 6 жыл бұрын

That guard is totally me at every job I've worked...

@silentinferno1483 6 жыл бұрын

*Starts breaking into song* STOP THAT, STOP THAT, you're not goin' into a song while I'm 'ere!

@HenryChinaski614 2 жыл бұрын

This film is a timeless masterpiece.

@HiVizCamo 5 жыл бұрын

The scene made as a gift to employers and managers everywhere for all time.

@geraldspencer1956 2 жыл бұрын

"You don't like her? What's wrong with her? She's beautiful, she's rich, she's got huuuuge...tracks of land!" 😂😂😂😂😂

@ddthewolf 4 ай бұрын

I want the girl I marry to have a certain special something...🎵

@carrbender 3 жыл бұрын

On the Death Star Darth Vader: “Stormtroopers! Make sure the Princess doesn’t leave this room until I come and get her!”

@marcosdelacerda9874 3 жыл бұрын

Stormtroooper 1: not to leave the room, even when you come and get her! Stormtrooper 2: Hiccup!

@carrbender 3 жыл бұрын

@@marcosdelacerda9874 Vader: No, no, *UNTIL* I come and get her.

@marcosdelacerda9874 3 жыл бұрын

@@carrbender Trooper 1: we don't do anything aside from just stop him, entering the room! Trooper 2: hicc!!

@carrbender 3 жыл бұрын

@@marcosdelacerda9874 Vader: No, no, stop *HER* from *LEAVING* the room.

@Tadicuslegion78 4 жыл бұрын

RIP Terry Jones, you finally got your curtains.

@torstenscholz6243 3 жыл бұрын

He has left us? I told the guards that he mustn't leave the room!

@ryanzimmerman1594 2 жыл бұрын

"GUARDS!! make sure the prince doesn't leave the room until I come and get him" "Right, he's not to leave the room even if you come and get him..." 🤣🤣🤣😅

@TheMrSugar 8 жыл бұрын

1:02 my reaction to the fixer upper song from Frozen.

@artbytesia 8 жыл бұрын

Agreed!

@Ultrabalor 8 жыл бұрын

My reaction to every episode of Glee, whenever a song pops up.

@ChelseyChannel 7 жыл бұрын

aww but that's quite a lot!

@Ultrabalor 7 жыл бұрын

ambulance girl Just watched it so I can see how it took a huge nosedive which made the people on the show just give up.

@TheMrSugar 7 жыл бұрын

***** Yeah, it was the only Song from Frozen that I actually Hated.

@DiedrichKnickerbocker1783 10 жыл бұрын

Watching this video makes me want to.....sing.

@derth4 10 жыл бұрын

stop that stop that!

@DiedrichKnickerbocker1783 10 жыл бұрын

derth4 lol. I watch this movie at least once a month.

@derth4 10 жыл бұрын

I should do that too.

@titan133760 6 жыл бұрын

derth4 you're not going into a song while I'm here

@firstconsul7286 3 жыл бұрын

AND NO SINGING

@Dremeli 2 жыл бұрын

"So I built the third one. That burned down, fell over and then sank into the swamp." lol

@russs7574 2 жыл бұрын

She's got huuuuuge.........tracts of land. Gets me every time.

@russs7574 2 жыл бұрын

RIP Terry Jones...a very underrated comedic genius.

@TresLanes Жыл бұрын

The way Herbert says "I know" after his father finishes by saying she's got huge tracts of land.....just gets me everytime. It's a little thing but still funny.

@GarrisonGoldberg 7 жыл бұрын

Father: Make sure he doesn't leave the room. Guard #1: So, only if he asks nicely. Father: No! Don't let him leave at all!

@kevinnewsom3128 4 жыл бұрын

"Where are you going? "We're following you!"

@masterfarr8265 7 ай бұрын

Guard #2: Hic!

@19jord95 12 жыл бұрын

"Listen Alice" "Herbert" "Herbert" LMAO!!

@eranyurman9732 6 жыл бұрын

Never gets old. Pure genius scene. Love it.

@AfroReporter 2 жыл бұрын

The part that cracks me up most is when Palin says "we live in a bloody swamp. We need all the land we can get."

@slippypenguin233 10 жыл бұрын

But father.

@ddthewolf 3 жыл бұрын

Shut your noise hole you! And get that suit on!

@romanbis4807 Жыл бұрын

i'm from morocco and i watched this movie for the first time in italy in the early 80's with some friends from Usa. the life of brian and this movie are my favorite comedy movies

@Imthereasonfordisabledcomments Жыл бұрын

I always felt this Palin character deserved a stand alone film of his own.

@MeditationalState 12 жыл бұрын

I think 7 people need a HUG ;) x

@LetsTalkAboutPrepping 3 жыл бұрын

100

@lasagna1471 2 жыл бұрын

@@LetsTalkAboutPrepping you realize that comment is 9 years old

@Abyssal_Eel 2 жыл бұрын

@@lasagna1471 and?

@maxlisk33 2 жыл бұрын

110 people now

@louisreyes5915 3 жыл бұрын

Lots of things have made me laugh but so few have to the point where I couldn't breathe. The first time I saw this and the guards followed him out of the room, I thought I was going to suffocate.

@andromedaiscoming185 3 жыл бұрын

dude lmaoooo, the most deliciously funny little thing in this scene is when hes about to leave then hesitates a little "....and make sure he doesnt leave...." Then has to come back in because they obviously still dont get it HAHAHA that part fucking kills me

@kagomehater4ever 12 жыл бұрын

And that ladies and gentlemen, is true comedic genius.

@maximillianford9301 6 жыл бұрын

2:28 always cracks me up. Eric Idle is priceless.

@smoothvirus 16 жыл бұрын

"One day lad, all this will be yours!" "What, the curtains?" LOLOL

@Rukazor 11 жыл бұрын

"Cut that out! Cut that out! Look, you're marrying Princess Lucky, so you'd better get used to the idea! [smack]" That slap is the funniest thing I'd seen in years. I watched this movie literally over 100 times and never noticed how awesome his slap was.

@liamevans9815 4 жыл бұрын

Bloody hell, Terry Jones was a human chameleon! I've only just NOW found out it was him playing the prince.

@helionowell2896 4 жыл бұрын

RIP Terry Jones!!! You will he missed! Sing away in heaven!

@dansage6206 7 ай бұрын

I love how patient he remains when explaining the situation over and over again. I think the easy comedic move would to make him get really mad and storm off but his patience and extra care to explain the most basic task makes it so much funnier.

@grimreaperhenrik 5 жыл бұрын

I mean.... after 3 god damn castles falling into the swamp, I would imagine the building ground would be nothing BUT bricks haha and it could never sink again. My God this scene is incredible.... doing this in one single take is just wow...... the Kings frustration and the guards lack of understanding.... this is something of the best I've ever seen

@joshuasocoy Жыл бұрын

I wish they still made movies like this.... I cannot even remember the last time i seen a good movie it was so long ago.

@RickCoram 12 жыл бұрын

''Make sure he doesn't leave...'' this must be one of their best scenes.

@chrisjohnston4445 Жыл бұрын

Ohhh, I have encountered SO many people in my life like that guard.

@JohnMurphyabc Жыл бұрын

one of the funniest scenes ever.. "I'd rather.. Sing".. Thank you..

@williamhaynes4800 Жыл бұрын

"You're marrying Princess Lookee so you better get used to the idea." SLAP. 😂

@TheStapleGunKid 4 жыл бұрын

Metropolitan Correctional Center: August 10, 2019 Warden: "Guards! Make sure Jeffery Epstein doesn't die until I come and get him" Guard: "Not to die even if you come and get him" Warden: "No, no, until I come and get him." Guard: "Until you come and him, we are not to enter the room" Warden: "No, you stay in the room and make sure he doesn't die." Guard: "And you'll come and get him." Warden: "Right" Guard: "We don't need to do anything, apart from just stop him from living." Warden: "No, no, dying." Guard: "Dying, yes" Warden: "Alright?" Guard: "Oh, if...uh?" Warden: "Look, it's quite simple. You just stay here, and make sure he doesn't die." Guard: "Oh, I remember! Can he die with us?" Warden: "No just keep him in here, and make sure..." Guard: "Oh yes we'll keep him in here, obviously. But if he were to die, and we were with him." Warden: "Look just keep him alive in here." Guard: "Until you or anyone else." Warden: "Not anyone else, just me." Guard: "Just you." Warden: "Get Back." Guard: "Get Back" Warden: "Right?" Guard: "Right, we'll stay here until you get back." Warden: "And make sure he doesn't die." Guard: "What?" Warden: "Make sure he doesn't die." Guard: "Mr. Epstein?" Warden: "Yes make sure he doesn't die." Guard: "Oh yes of course, I thought you meant him. Seems a bit daft to guard him and when he's a guard, you know?" Warden: "Is that clear?" Guard: "Oh quite clear, no problems." Warden: "Where are you going?" Guard: "We're coming with you." Warden: "No I want you to stay here, and make sure he doesn't die!" Guard: "Oh I see, right."

@silverstarlightproductions1292 4 жыл бұрын

Best Epstein meme I have ever seen! 😂

@DunmoresMovieMania 3 жыл бұрын

they MUST have been Monty Python guards - because they failed to do the simplest thing with Epstein.