I was not expecting that! Friggin' hilarious!

This is my new headcanon now this is too funny LMAO

good thing askua was there to translate

Truth is, terminal velocity is not enough to substantially harm the bed, that being said, its already damaged state will not sustain it as well as I expected, fairly played you muscle head, perhaps your lack of thinking has paid off, congratulations, your success is meaningless.

“I don’t see any reason to believe that your armor would sustain fewer injuries than my machinery even despite its evident disrepair. On impact with the ground your musculature and momentum demonstrated by the way you bend your knees to cushion your fall will similarly cushion mine and serve to only mitigate the amount of damage you will deal to it. Failing that, the amount of energy expended into calling your attack’s name will reduce your ability to fight further, which will be a necessity as I will be able to get back up and continue fighting, no worse for wear as my health bar will not be reduced to zero by the damage imparted by this attack. I would advise in the future that you return to your old technique of rotating your body such that your opponent is between you and the ground rather than the other way around, as while the way you do it presently will no doubt cause multiple vertebrae to suffer substantial damage and fractures, driving your opponent into the ground with your full momentum would be able to break just about every bone in their skeletal system, or at absolute minimum the ones beneath the point of impact between your palms and the ground, which given the way that I’ve seen you demonstrate this technique on other such opponents, would be their arms and legs, perhaps the most important parts of the body used to engage in the art of combat, although I am a prominent exception as my superior intellect is what allows me to fight even well after I have died. Perhaps you do not wish to kill them, and I certainly have done too much of that when I was alive, but against robotic opponents such as this dilapidated mech or those discontinued imposters of the retired King of Illyria, it should be an avenue worth considering. ”

@@absentcoder4552 exactly + robo-ky mentioned

He is a scientist. Or, was. Now he's a radio host.

Truly an umm actually moment

you’re telling me there’s a fucking Eva pilot in strive?

Fear and arousal are closer friends than you'd think

Ah I see, thank you lmao I wasn't sure what kinda lingo he was employing there

@@infinity-c8528 happy to provide my vast knowledge of minor trivia and knowledge

Bro just calls pot fat while he gets his spine liquified

Thank you for the insight lol, I wasn't entirely sure cause I never heard the saying before

@@infinity-c8528(it means gay sex johnny kinda freaky deaky)

HEAVENLY!

@@Russian_bot34 POTEMKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

BUSTEEEEEEEER

@@thecrowofjudgement2645 Sin: GRAAAANDPAAAAAA!!! (Well, the other side of "oyaji"...)

Holy shit if only you could mod it on console LMAOOO I wanna hear what it would say

"Jumping was a horrible miscalculation"

He sounds like alex yiik

@@thatmonkemanzelinki2185 who?

@@thatmonkemanzelinki2185 i'm yiiking out rn

Medic from tf2 but no accent

@@thatmonkemanzelinki2185MARGE! MY YIIKING OUT!

I don't remember which one I tested actually, I'll have a look I plan to make one of these again updated when the rest of the season 3 characters come out anyways so if there is any differences I'll be sure to note them

Happy Chaos is without a doubt the strongest individual character in the whole series and bro is no twink, he’s shredded

​@@atomicwheeze8756he looks like he hasnt eaten shit in for what? the start of the guilty gear lore since he's the damned original

@@DiskRan0this is true for every anime character ever

​@@DiskRan0If that's how you look for not eating anything then shit I'm stop eating!

@@atomicwheeze8756he is a twunk

The dad jokes are strong with this one.