Bedman? is returning to Strive. Let's GOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

I love how he's out cold the entire match while fighting with a mattress, but then he just becomes a redditor when he wins.

Bedman sounds like he would win every Twitter arguement ever

Yuri did such a good job to be so fast yet still sound like an evil robot human bed

"I do not understand Humans who are motivated by love." Nearly the entirety of your motivation is driven, ultimately, by the love of your sister Bedman I guess that means he just doesn't understand himself! Wouldn't be the first Human to have that problem.

Bedman's quote against Axl is him just shittalking the concept of a zoner

I never thought that a character's speech patterns and habits alone could make me like them. Even if they look like a terminally ill Carl Clover.

I swear, Yuri Lowenthal must've needed a constant intake of water to motor-mouth all these lines.

2:23 Bedman calling out the cliche and pulverizing it to fine dust

"...when you're up against someone who can kill you with a sneeze." *flashbacks to Phoenix Wright in UMvC3*

the sleepiest shitposter

I love Bedmen’s over the top arrogance. VA did well.

The look on Slayer's face is literally "Draw me like one of your French girls."

Bedman finna drop the dopest mixtape of 2014

Man i still cannot get over how the second one isn't just a copypasta

Yuri really did decide to speak without spaces between words

The unfathomable audacity that he's in a BED is pretty arrogant and insulting. Which is fitting to his character. I wouldn't want to lose to him, EVER!

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Bedman....

You know, this guy is a real troll. An effective, soft spoken troll, I'll give him that; there's some actual logic to his fast talking insults, yet he pisses me off all the same while simultaneously entertaining me.

Yuri Lowenthal is freaking everwhere Heard him in Ben 10 growing up, then heard him in Code Geass, Then in Naruto, then obviously Spider-Man, and now I'm looking at win-quotes of a niche fighting game and hearing that familiar voice once again But he's damn good in all his roles

we all know that one guy who thinks hes bedman

As sheer respect for one of my comfort characters I quoted his voicelines after winning rounds of ark survival of the fittest

Jeez, if not for the subtitles, I don't think I'd be able to keep up with this guy's speech...still, he seems cool.

I'm so sad that the character died... I wanted more of him

Really pissed they didn't dub Revelator because this guy's voice in English is amazing. Aksys plz

i think most characters are glad he is just a bed now, no more 50 page essay on why they suck when he wins

I love this Bedman character!!! A mastermind and a humorous logically articulated genius entwined!!

"Let's say 'hypothetically' that argument and truth weren't equivalent states. A literal universe has existed before human definitions of logical thinking, thinking which you have a knack for twisting into whichever conclusion you find suitable, and the universe will exist after human extinction. Your brand of debate will be forever doomed to abstraction, infinitesimally insignificant in a universe whose divine mechanics are action and reaction, unless you count chaos theory, but somehow I doubt your busy podcast schedule would allow you to learn it."

Bedman must be a descendant of Eminem or the Micromachines Man. To be able to talk so fast, and yet you can make out every single word he says, kudos to the voice actor for making it work..

Also Step 1. Play the video at half speed Step 2. Enjoy drunk sounding Bedman.

Employer: "Do you have any special skills?" Me: "I can recognise Yuri Lowenthal's voice in any role that he plays"

YOSUKE CALM DOWN STOP TALKING JESUS CHRIST

2:54 Practically the only time Bedman isn't running his trap.

Oh man I can imagine how a conversation with Deadpool, Rufus, and bedman would go. And that's just something I would not want to be around to hear

0:50 yep, this is foreshadowing

2:23 GOD DAMN! That was uncalled .

what is this, Zero Punctuation?

I can imagine Shadow Yosuke saying half of these win quotes XD.

This guy, just this guy...

this is what ben shapiro thinks he sounds like

Dear god, this man talks almost as fast as an auctioneer.

he never shuts up i love it

When you talk so damn much the victory theme has time to loop.

JESUS I love this guy. Ironically, I like many people voiced by Yuri XD

I feel Bedman can be another "Me explaining" meme

i can't believe they put max0r in a fighting game

Damn that BURN on Ky. Apply cold water to affected area.

He could give the Scout and Rufus a run for their money.

Him plus Hikaru Midorikawa makes an evil fast-talking Marth.

While I play this game mainly in Japanese but the voice Yuri lowenthal gives bedman is just so perfect and is probably the definitive voice for the character

1:37 Chipp has mastered ultra instinct confirmed

This video is 8 years old. 8 years later we have bed.

psychology students will act like this guy irl and think they're geniuses

Bedman is savage AF.

Man, after all these years it still gets me what Bedman says to Millia Rage. Its some deep stuff. & kudos to Yuri for the english voice. 💯💯💯

"Remember sacrifice and contribution are different things" Damn.

Inspired by this character, I actually came up with win quotes he would have towards characters from other games. For Camilla (Fire Emblem Fates): "I certainly trust that you at least know the difference between being affectionate and just being plain clingy. Judging from your highly irrational devotion you show to your younger brother/sister, you go beyond being the text book example of one with an Oedipus Complex." For Tharja (Fire Emblem Awakening): "Utter fascination in a person that leads them to stalk said person, harm others close to them, and will even harm the person they adore if they even so much as get an idea that goes against their wishes. Just another case of Stockholm Syndrome. Nothing new here. Moving on." For Rex (Xenoblade Chronicles 2): "You certainly seem to believe that your little weaponized playmates are not your slaves, and are in fact real people. However, if you continue to use their powers solely to help you in your fights, they're still more or less at your mercy, and thus, it all comes to back to square one." For Shion Uzuki (Xenosaga series): "Your pained past would obviously have a certain effect on your brain, and leave scars that will never go away. And you do appear to be one of those that can't let go of the past because of those close to them. However, abandoning your allies and choosing to side with a man who you know manipulated you and others, and created a being to destroy the one closest to you is a form of stupidity that baffles even the most renowned philosophers and psychologists." For KOS-MOS (Xenosaga series): "Hrmm... advanced processing and observation, reflexes that react to the most split-second of actions from others, weaponry that rivals anything made by Zepp, and all supported by powers that are the equivalent of those from the pantheons of legend. Seems I need to study up more on the Collective Unconscious if I'm to make any use of this in the future." For Sora (Kingdom Hearts series): "I suppose if one claims darkness is the true power of the heart, then it could be argued that light could also come from it. After all, it's only basic logic that if one thing or action is completely possible, then the same can be said of the opposite being able to happen. Then again, years of evolution, strife, wars, conspiracies and betrayal all show us that humans will always be ruled by fear, and as long as that continues to happen, well... you'll soon later realize your battle is nothing more than an uphill one."

So to be bed-man friend you need a minimum of 200IQ

Imagining all the quotes of this game whether if you have nightmares or not, definitely you'll be wondering to face the consequences. Not even the flame of corruption who always sense my true imitation, my true identity, and even his emotional possession s. Whether he's a full Gear or not, my abilities won't make me sorry until he's done.

I keep quoting bedman every time I got something right in school just to make myself look awesome back in 7th grade

I feel like Bedman's VA in English is one of the best compared to the rest

I was wondering why this guy sounded so similar, he's the VA for Makoto Yuki for Persona 3 Protag, Yosuke Hanamura from Persona 4 and Marth from Fire Emblem.

When I saw this character in my first playthrough, I was like "wtf is this git?". Then when I saw his win quote, he became my favourite character (after May)

Reminder that this guy shares his voice with Amane from BlazBlue

Fanmade Bedman Quotes to Strive Characters: VS Giovanna I do believe that there is validity to the Okham's Razor approach but if you intend to apply it to every facet of your life, you're going to find yourself predictable to even a child. Then again, it doesn't seem you actually care about doing anything right. VS Nagoriyuki Exile isn't a worthy substitute to suicide, now I understand the latter is not availible to you, but your victims are not going to be satisfied with these kinds of excuses. Why delay the inevitable when progress might at least lead to a better outcome? VS Goldlewis I'm not quite sure if you're acting oblivious or trying to fool us all, but just because you say there is no danger, it won't make people ignore what they see, hear, smell and touch. Then again, your government has always tried to do exactly that and how it's still around is an enigma even to me. VS Happy Chaos You might be the scriptwriter here but that doesn't give you the right to force everyone else to bow to your will unquestioningly. On one hand you seem pleased when people exercise their freedom and on another you gallantly take it away. Then again, who am I to judge such an approach?

I'm legit considering putting this on loop and listening to it until I can't anymore, for any reason. I just wanna see how it affects me.

The Arch-Tweeter

This is literally the definition of the nerd emoji

bro personally dunks on half of these characters personally. jeez

Alternative title : bedman destroys the guilty gear cast by facts and logic

jesus Christ how did yuri manage to do this

How the hell did Yuri Lowenthal deliver these lines? Bedman talks so fast, must've had to do so many takes.

god he's such a nerd i love him so much

My favorite one is missing, thebone where he tells you: there is a 0.0000000001 chances of a plane crashing down ramdonly in your location, but that is irelevant to you, what matters is life and death wich is roughly a 50/50, and look you're still alive, congratulations you beat the odds. Maybe is because this is a line in the japanese voicelines

This guy is like a calm version of accelerator. That's why he's the best character.

Bedman could drop the hottest diss track of all time

He popped the fuck off against I-No and Ky, god damn

Top 10 rappers Eminem is afraid to diss

Bro really went "🤓"

Is it weird that I like to say Bedman's Win Quotes out loud to absolutely no one in particular

the funnt thing is he is saying that in his dreams XD

Bedman doesn't talk that much (at all?) during battle but if he wins...

i love him

2:03 “…Wich is good, because that would pave the way for chaos, wich i find… very distateful.“ I see now that the original had *multiple* reason why he picked his new name in the way he did

"It's never going to matter how much you want it when you're up against someone who can kill you with a sneeze." This is the anti-power-of-friendship speech.

His win quotes are fucking hilarious LMAO the first one

much of the English voice actors did a poor/mediocre job but GOD DAMN! Yuri brought his A game. Usually i just think he does a very muh job, but damn did he out swinging for Bedman. Little funny story, the first time i turned on english for Xrd and pick Bedman i said out loud " I bet its Yuri Lowenthal." and when i won with him and he started to speak i was like "Called it!" but little did I know how far he would blow our socks off.

Wow he and happy chaos will be fighting forever in roasting each other with long paragraphs

Yuri Lowenthal spittin mad beats. He should have perused a career as a rapper.

Absolute Reddittor energy 😭 😂

1:25 Guess he watches Rick and Morty too.

God do I love his character

His voice actor must have took a lot of time to say all the stuff he says very quickly

That I-No one suuuuuure sounds familiar after yesterday lolol

I’m glad they found away to bring him back mute.

1:30 does he watch Rick and Morty?

I challenge YOU..... ...to make a video of ALL of Elphelt's win quotes the same way you did with Bedman. :3

The Simon Cowell of Guilty Gear.

0:20 I love how his own arrogance leads him to misunderstand the concept of "survival of the fittest" as though it means anything more than a species that is best adjusted to its own environment is most likely to live longer and procreate rather than any faff about "skill"

"I'm beginning to feel like a rap god, rap god..."