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he has a point

Bro did say that once I think

@@maybe_Lazarus You're correct, he does say something like that when you consume double tap in Die Rise.

"How does a soda pop let me carry more weapons?" -Tank Dempsey

Character Development

Bro got real experience with the guns and could finally escape his Reddit board opinions.

@ZoomerStasiOlympia gang

​@@Faygo2215M14 gang

Shotgun Gang

If anyone else doesn't get this reference, we'll both be disappointed

For context, Scott Menville voices Marlton. He’s also voiced many other characters from popular media, but his most recognizable role has been Robin in several Batman media, as well as the OG Teen Titans and Teen Titans GO!

​@@ghjjiyeqsg1052IMO, I think the OG Teen Titans is better than GO!, but that's just me

@@johnmounier3507that’s not just you that’s everyone except kids

​@@johnmounier3507True, but I think Go! is still relatively enjoyable. Or at least it used to be.

And I like to think he succeeded

@@terminator3768the two of them are stuck in the Dark Either for all of eternity. What do you think they are doing in there?

"i like your fancy words magic man"

@@ajarofpickles2826 Escaping and living a long life together

@@terminator3768 that’s the hope. I just know what young men and women do when they feel hopeless and trapped is all

This feels directed at me

@@Dues-ex-machina 💀

He just like me fr fr

Damn

Nor does he know how to pronounce 5.56 not the difference between mags and clips

Except Zach is actually correct

except Zach actually knows what he's talking about. Marlton is basically what most people call a fake expert. somebody who speaks confidently that they're correct, but everything they say is just plain wrong.

@@frostsoul4199wait what is he getting wrong?

@@PLNKYELLOWBLACK he stated that the SMR was named after an animal, it wasn't. he stated that the FAL should spell FAIL instead which contradicts him later saying that it was widely adopted. he also says that the M1216 is named after the seating position relative to a vehicles driver which makes absolutely zero sense whatsoever. he also states that the Saiga is a bullpup, which it isn't.

@@frostsoul4199 you forgot the constant use of the word "clip" in the context of the magazine

Yeah except when you get the SMR he hates it as much as we do and knows it's a piece of shit rifle

I think the devs tried to predict which guns would be considered bad, but then when the guns were good they changed the voicelines to be more relatable

@@rogueraccoon1840, Marlton's never seen the Multiplayer variant. I'm no gamer, but I've seen that thing _rip._

@pramusetyakanca1552 yeah but in Zombies it's complete and utter garbage. How tf does that make sense

@@rogueraccoon1840, Treyarch probably didn't want players to be over-reliant on the guns across all modes. Which is reasonable, you want players to explore different options.

I feel the same

Robin knows his weapons

You should look up "Zach's Gun Rants" then. It's a bit more high energy than this, but basically the same vibe.

*Marlton nerds out over different guns ASMR 10 hours*

Have a show/podcast of Marlton and Zach Hazard talking about guns for several hours. I'd listen to it.

To be fair, before a bizarre patch that increased recoil on a bunch of weapons, they were all laser-like

@@LazarouDaveI hate that patch so much

He also says it has a high capacity. I think he might've just skimmed over that one in his research.

​@@mrcrowthebird9836Same, that patch ruined both my Type 25 and MTAR 😭

@@clutchmctryhard3110 RPD, HAMR too, I feel like there was loads

i knew he sounded familiar!

"Beat off the zombies! Why are you laughing at me?"

If it fired Soundwave it'd make more sense as thats exactly what thunder is, a powerful Soundwave cause by lightning striking the ground, but it canonically fires compressed air, which would definitely be loud as hell but makes less sense

Thunder does make sense. It's loud like thunder. Thunder isn't electric. It's just the sound that lightning makes

@@regilad_9043 Saying "thunder is a soundwave" just means that it's a sound.. Which of course it is but "thunder = sound" isn't what causes thunder. In that same light, basically any gun making a sound would be fit to be called a thundergun with that logic, even if it's not *shooting* a soundwave. Thunder is a sound most recently believed to be made by a shock wave in the air caused by the expansion of plasma. Or simply put: lightning rapidly heats the air it passes through, expanding it, hitting the air at a speed faster than the sound = shockwave = "thunder" As far as "thunder" goes it's ultimately the sound made when air moves through air faster than sound. Especially given that we don't know how the thundergun actually works (for all we know it's heating and ionizing gas in a pressurized chamber to set it off at the pull of a trigger rather than just... simply blasting air out really strongly) there isn't a reason to believe that "thundergun" is an inaccurate name for a gun that is essentially a mechanical recreation of what causes the sound known as "thunder"

@CobRaM4tRIX good point, probably shoulda thought about what I said a bit more before kinda just throwing stuff out there

I mean, makes sense if you think he doesnt have to deal with bullshit Hipfire spread the same way players do. He should just be able to point and shoot and itll be on target without aiming through the scope.

the DSR when PaP'd with Iron Sights is amazing tho

I thought Richtofen liked sniper rifles.

​@@jameshibberd5134doesnt makes sense that they still cripple snipers by making them ineffective at close range in a cooperative setting, it is supposedly only done for multiplayer balancing, but at the same time they allow people to use iron sights and red dots in MP, like... decide for one.

Everytime. Compulsive reloading is in the blood.

In all fairness, I’ve been in several situations where I’ve taken unnecessary damage because a zombie was left over after I fired a partially emptied mag into a horde. Even a single bullet could mean the difference between life and death!

Stockholm syndrome? 😂

Before pap I love the FAL, the sound it makes when firing and it'd design is just badass imo

​@@engihere5434The FAL would've been so goated if it was full auto when pap'd

cause most of the time players hated semi-auto guns(then it turned out to be good)

@@jaydeleon8094 Please don’t tell me you forgot about the one exception to that

That's what im saying

He also calls the RPD's belt box a drum magazine

@@HTacianas I could've sworn he said something about not changing clips in there about the RPD, too

Eh it became kinda natural for people to say clips. Even though it’s wrong

@@PLNKYELLOWBLACK Not unless you just know nothing about guns to begin with

I'm surprised to see there were more people thinking about that concept lol Still, I wonder how that would turn out...

Who ?

@@truthseeker9833 Look up mikeburnfire, watch Zach's Gun Rants, and it'll make sense

@@truthseeker9833 zach hazard, an army vet who plays games with his friend at mikeburnfire, knows an absurd amount about guns

@@truthseeker9833 look up "Zach's gun rants"

At least he is smarter than my operating monkey brain

Marlon is the type of person to correct people saying who instead of whom

And Misty still wanted to tap

And we love him for that

Hes not even good at it either, he just says a lot of random gun things to sound smart when they dont make sense.

I've been seeing that, Ray Gun mark 2, and the special pistol from buried get swapped out often. It hurts the more I spot it.

I didn't like the super mario bros movie because it was lacking. The 1990s live action was better

It’s hilarious when these VAs get in this franchise. The Brigadier’s voice actor voiced Clayton in Disney’s Tarzan 😅

@@kyleprice5253no one said that buddy

@@bryanthernandez9769 why you offended?

It's not Activision being cheap, it's so they aren't involved in another lawsuit

Damn. This is sadder than when he traded the paralyzer for the war machine at 2:43

The main issue is he's talking about guns in the context of the game. So the FAL getting a lot of shit was something of a meme in game at one point, and it's only Semi auto there as well. If he kept it real world accurate, then they wouldn't like up to the actual gameplay.

@ZoomerStasiWhile that’s true for the British L1A1 and a few other nations, other countries like Austria with its StG 58 adopted it with the original full auto capability. Plenty of militaries ran it in that configuration.

@ZoomerStasi That’s patently untrue, the gun was originally designed to be select fire. Obviously the Brits and the Commonwealth nations adopted a semi auto only version, but the original design and a few other countries’ adoptions of the FAL were full auto. It wasn’t very controllable, and it wasn’t ideal, but it did exist. I don’t know how you can say “it didn’t exist” but also “the ones that did exist were entirely different rifles.” Yeah, it’s a slightly different variant but they’re all types of FAL. It’s ridiculous to say that “military issue FALs didn’t have select fire” like you did in your first comment unless you’re gonna specify a specific country like the Brits.

@ZoomerStasi A) the original FAL WAS select fire. Making it semi auto only was a modification after the fact. B) A swap between full auto and semi is not such a drastic change that both rifles can’t be called FALs. They’re the same root design with a different fire mode. This level of pedantry is ridiculous, if I have a semi automatic DDM4 Mk 18 and a military contract full auto Mk 18, they’re almost identical. Yes, ones FA, but they’re both AR pattern rifles. If you wanted to make your strawman argument about the DP-28 and RPD better you could’ve mentioned the RP-46 which actually is a belt fed DP, rather than an entirely different firearm. SAO vs FA FALs are just a few minor changes (which as I already said were full auto originally and not the other way around), I don’t know why in your eyes that makes them as different as an RPD and a DP-28. I’ve made my point clear, it’s all easily found online, and it’s obvious you’re stuck in whatever semantic hole you’ve dug yourself into. At least anyone else reading this will be able to clearly see what the facts of the matter are.

​@jackk8707 bro, I'm with you he just keeps insulting you before trying to explain

I vaguely remember Dempsey getting excited about the M16 and Richthofen getting excited about the MP40

​@@jamesbaird7568yeah in B01 rictofen had a few mp40 quotes. "look at the sheen on this weapon, its striking"

@@jamesbaird7568 You're right yeah, though in BO2's case only Zielinsky's maps continued this trend, and I think they just switched to weapon-type quotes for BO3 and 4

I love Victis' dialogue, they just say so much stuff I find hilarious

because grownups usually dont care what children that watch charlie have to say

​@@bant3565 Mf doesn't realize that he's factually wrong and resorts to name calling.

Hahahaha Marlton: Um.. actually 🤓

He is so fucking wrong about guns holy shit this is annoying

I thought I was the only one

Don't worry he used cheats so war machine is on another slot

No it’s not. He’s talking about the mystery box when he says “cuboid”

Go back in time and let them know

Same VA.

And he wrongly stated the FN 5.7s caliber as being “5.7x27” when it’s really 5.7x28.

And half the time he's wrong 😂😂😂

I don't think anyone cared about the term, until Moisy pointed it out. now everyone is gun expert, don't give a single fuck on what people call it. Clip or magazines

@earnem4175 People probably should care considering there is a literal difference between the two 😂

@@clutchmctryhard3110 it's like the definition of literally, his way too much meanings, yet people understand.

Damn you really are everywhere