LIKE AND SUB FOR MORE VIDS LIKE THIS!!!

the guy that always get angry when you start the horde early:

That one guy who keeps using priest but forgets the crucifix exists

Old guard officer: 🤓☝🏻 Old guard infantry:🗿 Old guard blunderbuss: non-existent Old guard musician: non-existent Old guard sapper: realizing he could have just been regular sapper cus its basically the same uniform

if you see an old guard playing as officer, they're usually shit. line infantry however-

The one surgeon who literally never heals anybody for some reason: That one priest that forgets they have a crucifix: The musician who literally never plays during a convenient moment: The sapper(s) who won’t build and/or repeatably jumps off cliffs: That one officer who forgets they have a charge and/or is the most useless person there and/or won’t stop complaining: That Seaman using their gun on one shambler: The line infantry NPCs just existing: That guy who melees bombers and/or shoots them right next to teammates: That guy who stares into your soul while you’re literally being munched on and does nothing:

You forgot the seaman mains where they call their blunderbuss "blunderbussy" and the people who pick to most uncommon regiments people never use

Honorable mentions to that one dude who comes up with the most random yet entertaining stories in chat, actually keeps me playing in the lobby.

As an old guard myself, I hate guys who act like they're superior. I like the uniforms and all but telling other people constantly that I have it gets old quick. As a line infantry, I prefer to just help my team and whenever it's VIP game mode I become a bodyguard.

ngl, the old guard in every server i played is just silent. Wont say a thing, just plays.

I got called " window's for teeth" after I said I was a brit in the chat.

The guy in VC servers who lets out gut wrenching screams when he dies

The guy that shoots bombers next to teammates

The forbidden stereotype : the priest that can solo 2 runners

What gives people feelings of power: Money --- Status ------- Being the last one remaining in san sebastian ------------------------------------------

The one guy that always finds new ways to friendly fire their teammates:

1. The noob seaman 2. The pro sapper who rages every time they lose a map 3. That one surgeon who actually has to balls to attack zombies when a priest uses their cross 4. KZfaqr (only uses officer) 5. Line inf NPC’s

Why is it that medics always clutch up? Medics are always pros

old guard really got that paw patrol voice accent

As an old guard user, can confirm I have +5 ego whenever I am using it

That one Officer who always camps in the Berezina church despite being full health and fully warm:

1) The one that always Destroy Every single Door and Window in an Endless Map. 2) That One Musician which its still playing its fife even tho the last remains of its team are sappers priests and surgeons. 3) The one who gets mad if anybody says the NPC's Names Wrong and tries to correct it being censored the whole time. 4) That one who ignored you when you got tackled next to him and didnt do a single thing to help you. 5) That one who got 1 FPS and gets killed by the zombies bcuz its abandoned on the back. 6) The one who steals the "Vos enterrement" Badge, even tho they already got it. 7) That one Musician which plays the same song (or doesnt even know how to change it) 8) The One who Always get Mad when and Endless or Objective map gets selected.

a clutcher is a very rare species to find in this game, lol.

POV: that one person who wants to explore 4:30

Unrealistic. The Sapper would've appreciated the musician being nearby because of the building speed boost.

The guy that stands there reloading and watches you get ripped apart

The one priest that be better than half the team

0:23 the “YRUOR GOIGN TOO FÆST!1!!1” got me laughing so hard

As an old guard I disapprove of the old guards that act like their all high and mighty LIKE QUIT YOUR YAPPING AND HELP ME DEFEND

The guy who just votekicks you for starting hoard too early (when it was either him or someone else)

When I started playing the players were toxic to me trying to kick me and gave false info like melee bombers

The guy who only plays sapper, his favourite map is Hugomont, and he doesn’t take the game that seriously, but always enters a “let me cook” stage in hugomont where he just pops off. This player is called a “snapper” and it’s quite rare to find. I’m the snapper

I like to scream when I'm desperate, for example when I'm surrounded by a lot of zombies

I know the what you trying to do with the old guard stereotype but he is making good points

That guy who complains but always dies first:

The musicians in my servers are always the Scottish regiment and they always play the same song, I know a new one was added but they play the same song Idk how many songs they have though

The guy who joins, says something random, dies to a runner then leaves

The one that triggers the ending horde in catacombs not letting the sappers cook

The transitions tho 😮 1:05

i love ur videos

You forgot the medic that goes insane after getting 30 heals in 1 game and yet their teammates are still always 2 hits away from death. Then their teammates blame him for not healing them... Smh

The bugle man who only uses it during an Officer's charge / when he's the last one alive (latter case always says,"nah i'd win")

Forgot about the “saber master race” will literally harass and vote kick anyone who uses bayonet

Old guard: "MY TEAMMATES ARE ALL MOROOONSSS!"

You should do the one who always designs their character and skin before or during a round

nah the old guard would say "you bait the bomber save your shots"

Every part is just funny i couldnt stop laughing😂😂😂

“This is so Stu- like” the last words of the 1e regiment officer 1:47

HOLY SHIT IS THAT THE HAPPY BURGER SOUNDTRACK?!?!?!?!? THERE ARE MORE THAN JUST ME, HELL YEAH BROTHER!

The guy who shoots the bomber when there is two people close to it

Literally just a couple hours ago some guy soloed like an entire wave and made it to the checkpoint and brought the entire lobby back

I love you man

The guy who dies in the most weirdest, dumb ways

That one dude who complains about there being no sappers:

I once caused someone to fall off the cliff on Tyrolean village.

Nah the like number💀💀💀

Im that one old guard who is pretty chill but always ends up having to solo and clutch parts that I become a drill sargeant after five games mixed with being able to understand the chinese(I actually can read chinese and I somehow always end up in servers filled with either them or the latin americans)

I absolutely despise sappers in endless who build for themselves away from the entire team especially on Hougoumont

0:17 This entire section is me trying to keep my team alive and i still dont have old guard

1:47 im gonne try that 😂😂

the Line Infantry NPC's on their way to be included in EVERY SINGLE LOBBY YOU WILL EVER PLAY. SERIOUSLY. (usually 9 year olds)

Is this the hammer💀just kills everyone

i need old guard (around 275 hours) and i’ve got the thousand franc stare frfr

The one op kiter that carries the team

i was the noob and i simply and i quote. '' started blasting '' and won.

im literally the old guard, hes LITERALLY me

1:37 Dumbskid?... Is that you?

whenever i play musician nobody bats an eye (i play piper most of the time)

9:16 cough cough dies

I’m that one guy willing to drop everything to save a pinned guy

accurate

3:50 what is this soonng? It felt to heard before

i’m the clumsy only with bombs though.

One of the stereotypes missed:The Australian battle preist

But he is helping you build he’s giving you a buff 5:28

petah the hourse is here

havent watched the entire vid yet but is needlessly sacrificing one of them? I see that all the time, it'll be like were all on the boat at vardo and maybe 1 person died and the ship is about to leave and some random guy comes up and says like "ILL HOLD THEM OFF" and just knifes a boomer like bro you didnt need to do allat

Ima the clumsy and KZfaqr lol

3:33 is so me

I am the clumpsy cause i always rage quit after death

9:01 blood and iron ah glitch

I'm the guy who gets annoyed of bad Sappers and caused me to Main Sapper

LMAOO 5:11

Gimwint 😂😂😂😂

😂😂😂

He has marked what?! 2:19

You forgot about me; the accurately racist priest "The power of racism compels thee!"

I only use commands in test zone

Im the 300+ hrs but still no old guard

But the music is good!

Only wave 35 🤓

Im the old gaurd (or atleast was)

I was at kaub like a hour ago but..... MY F#### GAME CRASHED EVEN THO I WSS AT MOBILE BRUHHH

The rager

People who unironically wear old guard are the worst players to play with You could have 12,000 kills with only 50 deaths and 235 wins and they still call you trash simply because you don’t have old guard

I know the old guard is meant to be like the nerd, but for the last time, they are called "boomers"!

5:09 it looked like they were kissing💀

WHERES THE SOUNDSMITH THEME

Glass destroyer: me

that one noob ringing the bell at Leipzig and making someone [everyone] pissed off of their minds