"Haaland Is Not Human...🤖"

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Schtein

Schtein

Жыл бұрын

This video is about Erling Haaland and his goal in a training with Norway.

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@user-hr8zs6tf1w
@user-hr8zs6tf1w 8 ай бұрын
his shot was so fast that i had to slow down the vid what the hell absolute beast
@marthat542
@marthat542 7 ай бұрын
Heck
@Ceasar476
@Ceasar476 7 ай бұрын
@@marthat542No?
@mohammedhasanainnajafi9981
@mohammedhasanainnajafi9981 6 ай бұрын
Then get your eyes checked because it was perfectly easy to see
@a_thousand_balls417
@a_thousand_balls417 5 ай бұрын
​@@mohammedhasanainnajafi9981r/wooshh
@Lenarddardo
@Lenarddardo 3 ай бұрын
He was saying this as a joke guys
@kidbruh899
@kidbruh899 5 ай бұрын
Bro really ripped one after that absolute banger
@Lewisastle28
@Lewisastle28 2 ай бұрын
All I hear pooooooushd
@Ryaneditsz
@Ryaneditsz 22 сағат бұрын
ikr
@cragol
@cragol 4 ай бұрын
he shot it so hard that when he hit the ball it made a basketball sound💀
@SimplyAnAxolotl.official
@SimplyAnAxolotl.official 2 ай бұрын
Yea
@ryuk_og8107
@ryuk_og8107 7 ай бұрын
Imagine if haaland shoots a ball like this directly in the liver of a defender 💀
@capcutfootballer
@capcutfootballer 7 ай бұрын
he’d die
@Abdullah_Randoms
@Abdullah_Randoms 7 ай бұрын
Well rip to that defender
@yourlocalcrystaldealer
@yourlocalcrystaldealer 7 ай бұрын
Imagine his shot hit's someone balls
@ZayansGaming167
@ZayansGaming167 7 ай бұрын
No children​@@yourlocalcrystaldealer
@thehistorynerd6886
@thehistorynerd6886 6 ай бұрын
Bro would get it out and eat it like a true Viking
@Ya_Amongus
@Ya_Amongus 4 ай бұрын
When he doesn't say "I swear man" and "Everyday im shuffling" it's over bro...
@jmama8776
@jmama8776 4 ай бұрын
Bro’s shot was so good he had to let off a MAD fart 💀
@theslayer9845
@theslayer9845 11 ай бұрын
Bro the real liver king
@lemmecook911
@lemmecook911 8 ай бұрын
I didnt stay alive
@Itz_wqe
@Itz_wqe 8 ай бұрын
what @@lemmecook911
@Cakeat
@Cakeat 8 ай бұрын
liver tastes good, i eat it a lot
@Jakodah
@Jakodah 8 ай бұрын
@@Cakeatsame
@Cakeat
@Cakeat 8 ай бұрын
@@Jakodah W FINALLY SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS
@omari1284
@omari1284 11 ай бұрын
Were you not shuffling everyday?
@CR7_GoatZ3
@CR7_GoatZ3 7 ай бұрын
122 likes no comments lemme fix that
@itzastral6560
@itzastral6560 7 ай бұрын
@@CR7_GoatZ3 12 likes no reply? lemme fix that
@kahlilherde9334
@kahlilherde9334 7 ай бұрын
​@@itzastral65602 no more number 3 is here but where is number 4?
@user-ri2bq5zj2r
@user-ri2bq5zj2r 7 ай бұрын
167 likes and only 3 replies? Let me fix that
@umermustafa7220
@umermustafa7220 7 ай бұрын
4 replies lemme fix that
@Jameslovesliverpool765
@Jameslovesliverpool765 8 ай бұрын
Man that was a shot no keeper could save
@Asingerprodigy
@Asingerprodigy 5 ай бұрын
Yes they can
@Jameslovesliverpool765
@Jameslovesliverpool765 5 ай бұрын
@@Asingerprodigy no
@ThatOneFlipaClipAnimator
@ThatOneFlipaClipAnimator 5 ай бұрын
the keeper could prolly jump right, and if high enogh he would catch it
@Ronny-AM
@Ronny-AM Ай бұрын
Bro ripped absolute cheeks bro
@_Qu3so_
@_Qu3so_ 11 ай бұрын
Why is he not shuffling😭
@UrbansFeetPics
@UrbansFeetPics 8 ай бұрын
"Shaking hands with God" Bro aint gon' have hands after that
@tinvu8335
@tinvu8335 7 ай бұрын
cool joke! i thought i heard it somewhere...
@FxncyFxt
@FxncyFxt 8 ай бұрын
0:05 LOL WHAT IS THAT FART
@Totallynotanendingevan
@Totallynotanendingevan 22 күн бұрын
😂😂😂
@Nuggets_Air7
@Nuggets_Air7 7 ай бұрын
CRAZY SHOT POWER! 🤯
@XEnesr57
@XEnesr57 7 ай бұрын
Man is a beast
@Enemy.am1
@Enemy.am1 10 ай бұрын
Not everyday he’s shuffling
@Sßkididididi
@Sßkididididi Ай бұрын
Bro really killed that ball like his life really depended on it 💀💀💀
@Bigblackoilymen-cn8mr
@Bigblackoilymen-cn8mr 8 ай бұрын
If the ball rebounds off the side post and hits the goalkeeper’s face he would be the one meeting god 😭
@Imakemovies121
@Imakemovies121 7 ай бұрын
WTF IS THAT USERNAME
@Bigblackoilymen-cn8mr
@Bigblackoilymen-cn8mr 7 ай бұрын
@@Imakemovies121 I’m just better
@user-vw2bp3jd6z
@user-vw2bp3jd6z 7 ай бұрын
Bro just want to play like its funny
@martinezfc24
@martinezfc24 10 ай бұрын
HES NOT SHUFFLIN!
@Theprogamer2-4fa
@Theprogamer2-4fa 3 күн бұрын
Am from norway and this is your most popular i understand😅
@kolapoadesuwa8215
@kolapoadesuwa8215 8 ай бұрын
Shot was 🥶 bro halland
@Angus.cc7-6942
@Angus.cc7-6942 7 ай бұрын
Man I want to see him do this during a match
@kodchaphaktangjitmanakij1092
@kodchaphaktangjitmanakij1092 5 ай бұрын
I swear when I clicked on this video, a FIFA ad popped up and it's about Halland;-;
@AviatorChina55
@AviatorChina55 8 ай бұрын
New goat alert
@user-ms9yl8jz3b
@user-ms9yl8jz3b 27 күн бұрын
I got an ad of Harland before this vid 💀
@JAPARICAN50-50
@JAPARICAN50-50 7 ай бұрын
That looked like a 95mph 4seem fastball
@Ziye960
@Ziye960 5 ай бұрын
the flag alongside japan is of liberia not america bro
@JAPARICAN50-50
@JAPARICAN50-50 5 ай бұрын
@@Ziye960 it’s Puerto Rico 🇵🇷 not Liberia 🇱🇷 bro. See the difference
@Ziye960
@Ziye960 5 ай бұрын
@@JAPARICAN50-50 ok sorry
@RHQ_W
@RHQ_W 2 ай бұрын
​@@Ziye960 bro correction got corrected
@user-jy6ol4xp3m
@user-jy6ol4xp3m 2 ай бұрын
No 4 seem fastball, curveball and a sinker at the same time
@Long_1207
@Long_1207 2 ай бұрын
King of training
@Mbaxe0
@Mbaxe0 Ай бұрын
even slowed down the ball was moving like the wind
@JanuaryGame-
@JanuaryGame- 7 ай бұрын
That sound😮 when he kicks😮
@Rip_gamer5997
@Rip_gamer5997 2 ай бұрын
Bro that first shot was crazy
@RicklePickleYT
@RicklePickleYT 5 ай бұрын
Such a good striker, but against chelsea his head just wasnt helping him at all
@ManCityFan319
@ManCityFan319 4 ай бұрын
If he tried to save it, he would be up there shaking hands with God now
@HSO-jy3pr
@HSO-jy3pr 8 ай бұрын
That wasn't a fart, it was a notification he got
@lemmecook911
@lemmecook911 8 ай бұрын
Notification for his fart
@TerminatedBelligoal
@TerminatedBelligoal 8 ай бұрын
Notification his battery is running out 🤖
@markjr85
@markjr85 4 ай бұрын
When you have a full breakfast before training😂
@Mate595
@Mate595 6 ай бұрын
Bro that fart must have had some power to it aswell
@motoadi7305
@motoadi7305 11 ай бұрын
Congrats on 6.5K subs
@Schteiny
@Schteiny 11 ай бұрын
Thx bro
@Anguirus2004
@Anguirus2004 9 ай бұрын
why did u shuffle@@Schteiny
@ALIPLAYZTM
@ALIPLAYZTM 8 ай бұрын
Why didn’t you shuffle today? ​@@Schteiny
@user-is1dk8ui6u
@user-is1dk8ui6u 2 ай бұрын
Bro I screamed so loud I got in trouble 😂😂😂 this man is a devil 😈
@OmarUddin-vr9or
@OmarUddin-vr9or 7 ай бұрын
I dont know which one was louder him murdering the ball or that beast of a fart? 💀💀
@ASKSMEASDFGH
@ASKSMEASDFGH 6 ай бұрын
the answer ThAt BeAsT oF fArT
@JacobShupe2
@JacobShupe2 8 ай бұрын
that curved both directions…
@Blayzerr_B
@Blayzerr_B 7 ай бұрын
The butcher put in there some explosive beans ngl 💀
@GabrielPB21
@GabrielPB21 6 ай бұрын
Bro risked it for the clip😂
@TimTheTatmanFan
@TimTheTatmanFan 4 ай бұрын
0:05 bro really released an intercontinental thermonuclear shart after that one
@wingedhussar1453
@wingedhussar1453 7 ай бұрын
he kicked that and made it sound like a voleyball
@Mendhakk
@Mendhakk 20 күн бұрын
He didn't fart, he was just vibrating while he cleared his cache
@user-js3vj1mk2k
@user-js3vj1mk2k 6 ай бұрын
I cant believe ive watched shtein for 7 months already
@AventaEdits
@AventaEdits 11 ай бұрын
he did a lil dukie 😂
@IcedChocolate_
@IcedChocolate_ 9 ай бұрын
Why is is that when I translate to English the 😂 emoji turns to ???
@user-zf2ui3sq7n
@user-zf2ui3sq7n 5 ай бұрын
Good shot the goalkeeper had no chance
@Wu_Tang_X
@Wu_Tang_X 5 ай бұрын
Bibidi cooked up one hell of a banger
@kanmioyekanmi
@kanmioyekanmi 7 ай бұрын
haaland shot is like robert carlos
@Mr-Mr3
@Mr-Mr3 8 ай бұрын
That sounded like a bullet wtf 😭
@thelolguy5192
@thelolguy5192 5 ай бұрын
That ball clearly lost air, that sounded like a damn kickball
@brucemaher7621
@brucemaher7621 5 ай бұрын
He is CARNIVORE.... I AM CARNIVORE.....
@theodorethemanandchasethef5859
@theodorethemanandchasethef5859 3 ай бұрын
People who saw the haland add at first
@harryboyha-ke2se
@harryboyha-ke2se 4 ай бұрын
bros shot was so fast that the ball glitched.
@ryan_rl1702
@ryan_rl1702 3 ай бұрын
Yes he is an wild ostrich
@NV7-10
@NV7-10 2 ай бұрын
Bros something else
@The_habibiplays
@The_habibiplays 8 күн бұрын
No one talking about how his hand touched the ball before the shot
@danielleschindlercheung4949
@danielleschindlercheung4949 17 сағат бұрын
I love haaland
@jaybloxz5874
@jaybloxz5874 Ай бұрын
Even in slowmotion that shot was fast but the fart was very slow😂 Edit: and ripply
@BurnedNerd
@BurnedNerd 5 ай бұрын
was not him... was the ball... ball shat itself
@KyawLinAung-fo5qh
@KyawLinAung-fo5qh 3 ай бұрын
Everyone: Guys Halland is human Me: Nah he is robot
@user-hz3bw1om4h
@user-hz3bw1om4h 4 ай бұрын
Haaland is a freaking robot😅😅
@exe..
@exe.. 2 ай бұрын
you could hear that ball getting smacked bro😂
@tristmac617
@tristmac617 10 ай бұрын
everyday im shufflin
@grootgamer6517
@grootgamer6517 3 ай бұрын
His shot was so hard that he let it rip💀
@minhswg3545
@minhswg3545 2 ай бұрын
i swear man haaland cant be human ....
@JesseBillybob
@JesseBillybob 16 күн бұрын
How did he get that much power…
@TB_BL7E
@TB_BL7E 2 ай бұрын
We're you not shuffling today
@Brenrancho
@Brenrancho 29 күн бұрын
bro that fart 💀😭
@oogwaymasterRL
@oogwaymasterRL 8 ай бұрын
Halaand is not a HUMAN, he's a human, just lowercase 💀💀
@oddlyfamiliarplace3451
@oddlyfamiliarplace3451 2 ай бұрын
Simon Henriksson, is that you?
@StewartGayhan
@StewartGayhan 8 ай бұрын
You forgot to shuffle man.
@randomizerL2012
@randomizerL2012 11 ай бұрын
YO BRO JUST HIT 4K SUBS JUST RN
@Schteiny
@Schteiny 11 ай бұрын
Crazy
@footyhan
@footyhan 11 ай бұрын
@@Schteiny8k
@yannicklokur
@yannicklokur Ай бұрын
@@Schteiny 108K
@DrReggyYT
@DrReggyYT Ай бұрын
If you put the speed to 1.75 the first persons laugh sounds funny 🤣
@Luka_21S
@Luka_21S 2 ай бұрын
Bro rlly said project haaland and project mbappe💀💀🙏🙏
@arberkola2131
@arberkola2131 4 ай бұрын
0:06 who heard that?
@hardz5289
@hardz5289 8 ай бұрын
Bro imagine this is in your dream that is disturbing
@thecubist1084
@thecubist1084 5 ай бұрын
if u slow it down u can hear him farting after the banger 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂and that ball sounded like metal and if i hit that i woukd literally cry😡😡😭😭😭😭😨😨😨😨that shot tho☠💀💀💀
@awahiduzzaman
@awahiduzzaman 2 ай бұрын
0:05 bro really ripped one because of the goal
@hoffenheim_central
@hoffenheim_central 8 ай бұрын
everyday hes not shuffling?
@MaloIsTheGoat
@MaloIsTheGoat Ай бұрын
“So I feel bad for his girlfriend.” R.I.P
@DEFOX1
@DEFOX1 6 ай бұрын
imagine the ball just hit someone's head 💀
@kuright
@kuright 7 ай бұрын
Bro had to let some gas out because of overheating 💀
@pixelboi6133
@pixelboi6133 3 ай бұрын
Exactly he’s a ghost
@Potential_Futz
@Potential_Futz 7 ай бұрын
It looks like he kicked a basketball so hard
@mathewalexandercabingao9203
@mathewalexandercabingao9203 5 ай бұрын
Bro's shots are equal to Mike Tyson's hooks
@js.4559
@js.4559 5 ай бұрын
The fart💀
@jflame9568
@jflame9568 5 ай бұрын
The ball looks like it was controlled by a remote
@himansurai4179
@himansurai4179 Ай бұрын
He made that sound with his mouth
@abdallaosman7488
@abdallaosman7488 3 ай бұрын
I met him before and almost died
@Nico_clapsG
@Nico_clapsG 17 күн бұрын
He ripped one before he took the short😂
@MakeFutebolGreatAgain
@MakeFutebolGreatAgain 5 ай бұрын
HE JUS RIP A MAAAAAAAAAASSSIVE ONE. HOLY SHIT.
@Idontknow245i
@Idontknow245i Ай бұрын
I smell it from here.....
@ZaprdicaJelic
@ZaprdicaJelic Ай бұрын
In an alternate world people are laughing at Haaland's shot that preceeded a great fart.
@Falafl511
@Falafl511 7 ай бұрын
In the beginning i Heard Someone Throw up
@shirleyg18
@shirleyg18 4 ай бұрын
I could barely see the ball moving at 0.25x speed
@Mr.Shadowz351
@Mr.Shadowz351 5 ай бұрын
He’s not human… he’s viking
@Depressed-z5v
@Depressed-z5v 20 күн бұрын
Bro I literally played fifa24 and got a goal with haaland at the middle of the pitch 😂
@KokkyDj
@KokkyDj 2 ай бұрын
Why is no one talking about the thumb nail
@abdxu1
@abdxu1 8 ай бұрын
why doesnt bro do this in games
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