Regarding engineering: Any poser can build a bridge that doesn't fall down. It takes a real engineer to build a bridge that just _barely_ doesn't fall down.

If I was asked to build a machine with unlimited budget... I too would include ridiculously large gears.

FFF - Form follows function. Let's build a bluetooth enabled straw that has a robotic tip that dodges insertion into any non-Coca-Cola product.

I bet we'll have flying cars in 2017! 2017: DRM fruit bags

Blessed be Ave and his constant struggle against stupidity!

The S in IoT stands for security.

Its built to a standard of a industrial machine that could run non stop for decades. Incredible.

It doesn't even crush fruit. The juice in the bag is pre-squeezed. You can literally cut the bag open and pour it in a glass for $2000 less

As a genuine Canadianese it would only seem fitting that you modify this contraption to dis-combobulate Maple Tree Chips in order to have it juice your national fruit so you can have freshly squeezed Maple Syrup.

There is no greater cause for a man to spend his effort on than removing DRM on juice makers.

The under engineering reminded me of a variation of glass half empty/full anecdote -To the pessimist the glass is half empty. -To the optimist the glass is half full. -To the engineer the glass is twice as large as needed for the application.

Its amazing to see somone speaking German using english words but with perfect german grammer. And everything else about him ist awesome

"Squeezing a colostomy bag" Dammit AvE, never change.

Ave "we need to use a" Me "relay" Ave "relay" *turns on hardbass*

Hard to believe these guys raised 120 million to manufacture this, even Google invested. When it was debunked on the internet, saying you could squeeze the packets faster by hand, the company folded. Next a Bluetooth enabled toilet paper dispenser, pulling the paper off the roll by had, way too difficult.

"Evil Omnicorp Juice Jizzer Wizard"

I don't understand a thing about electronics, but the excitement on your voice makes watching this video worth watching.

The magic trick how you get 320VDC outof 120VAC with two diodes and 250V capacitors is a "Delon circuit".

"6,000 years of god's will and evolution-" Somehow in the span of half of a sentence you managed to make me reenact the "Speechless Stickguy" meme multiple times.

my god.......they can even tell us when we can juice and when we cant......what a wonderful age too be alive!

If the CEO of Juicero sees this he's going to break down in tears LOL

Or just... buy juice.

I have been quietly watching your videos quietly and secretively and feel like I have invested substantial time I can never get back. All I ask of you is keep doing what you have been doing and please tell us more about you. Thanks

That company went belly up this weekend, got $120 million to start it up, from some crazy investors, ha ha

17:20 "This is not the last time we see this thing" -AvE _the last time we saw that thing_

This is the dibble-e-doo for the jizzero juicer mk II I'm here to remark To garble and bark and win a sticker or two

"Juicy Jizzer." That's what they called me in college.

Juicero is out of business

This thing's the damn DeLorean of juicers. Expensive as all hell to make, mostly because it's made of way too much metal. And it looks real pretty but most people are too afraid to use it because of all the inevitable costs that come from putting it through its paces.

"I thought I was wrong" "Then I was right" "Turns out I was mistaken" HAD ME CRYING 😂😂😂😂😂

Almost two years later and I still enjoy this vijeo! Thank you! Whenever I feel blue I go back and re-watch and feel things are still right with the world when a man can have a shot of cold pressed rum.

just randomly watching a video to hack a juicero in 2019 at 7 am in the morning.

It will be a voltage doubler just like the input stage of a 120/240 selectable ATX PSU. They have two capacitors in series so they only need to handle half the voltage. When in 120V mode neutral goes to the centre tap, positive cycles charge one cap and negative the other. In 240V mode a bridge charges both caps in series. Either way the DC is 340V.

AvE - I'd be happy to take a crack at "fixing" the software on the bluetooth board for you. I work as an enginerd for an embedded electronics company, usually focused on aerospace and medical safety critical stuff, but have a small IoT group as well. Based on everything else I've seen I can almost guarantee they left open a JTAG or serial port somewhere, but even if not, there's more than one way to skin a cat...

I really hope the juicero engineers saw this.

2:08 "if you don't have the QR code you can't squeeze the pack" unless, of course, you have hands.

i have no idea what this guy is saying but im enjoying it

Like the murderous Emperor Nero AvE's hacked up his Jizz-Zero Despite pain in the ass When he craps broken glass He's our colostomy bag-wearing hero!

The trick with superglue is to never put the top back on. Cyanoacrylate monomer has a high vapour pressure and it gives off vapour which polymerises in the cap and eventually blocks the nozzle. Leave the top off and it just blows away. You can keep it in the fridge too. Also buy cheap stuff, it's all the same and it hurts less when the bottle goes solid.

"Best before does not mean bad after" what beautiful words to live by.

2 relays...1 switch....I googled it...my eyes!!! the glasses do nothing!

In a bag that could hold someone's poo There's a sick and disgusting schmoo with the flick of a switch And a bit of a twitch All that schmoo can now go into you!

heads up mate, your on the algorithm. and boy am i glad it is. thanks for the breakdown.

This is my 10+th video of yours I watched. I learned about Electricity for 3 boring years. If only one of those teachers had been like you, I would have actually stuck with it, and not switched to Tourism by the 4th year. Glad I can come see your channel and see what I missed, explained in a digestible way.

Velcomme to de Jizzero press channel!

DRM Juicer, lol. What's next DRM toilet paper?

I enjoy your videos, from the comical to the informative and all inclusive, I appreciate the films man, from down under

"They prepared revisions A through I BUT, in the end, preparation H felt the best on the (w)hole" BAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaa omfg. Snuck that one in the backdoor ya did.

Suprised not to hear "release the shmoo!" at all in this vidjeo

AvE, you've become a huge hit amongst all the guys at the shop, keep them videos comin!

"Beautifully overbuilt, hilariously under-engineered" i think i saw that on their web page actually

AVE... Restoring my faith in humanity one teardown at a time... May our sons have rich fathers and beautiful mothers 🍻

Howzit Ave! I like stickers. If I were you, I would mount that beast in the bathroom and use it to get the last little bit of toothpaste out of the tube.

ALCOHOL ABUSE!!! ;) * *All teary-eyed* * Those aren't glass shards; they're FLAVOR CRYSTALS!!!

His improv never ceases to amaze

I just love how you can just manually, like with your hands, squeeze the bags and get basically the same amount of juice...

The title should have been " Two solenoids, one switch"... Click bait, but true....

I just love your videos

Todd Howard's favorite Juicer

If only Juicero went into the cordless tool market instead.

when the glass exploded I laugh so hard my dog farted

we sit, we settle, we watch, and we crave, as we prepare to listen to old uncle AVE. He then goes on to tear these tools down, shows us what's good and what makes him frown. some things with a purpose, effective, and smart, others that are nothing but decorative art. Back in the sewing room you use your confuser, bring up the guide intended for the user, you rant and you ramble and rave with detest, as the stated limits are obviously much less. and so it goes just to make sure, you hook it up as you did before, run the item at "capacity"" and proceed to laugh at the manufacturer's audacity... You send some stickers to Lucky fans, who leave comments and watch from the stands. Was trying to get some, thought it'd be nice... to get my mind off my dick being stuck in this vice.

AvE did you ever calculate, by calculate I mean spin that motor 100,000 times, the gear reduction from the motor to the screw?

Love your videos. It's nice to know that I am not the only guy out there that has that "Well, what if I..." thoughts populating my spare time. Best stickers too!

For the curious among us keyboard warriors, here is how the Jizzero makes ~330Vdc from 120Vac with two diodes and no transformers. ibb.co/hm8Cav That will put a tingle in your dingle....

In my luck, I put my trust, for you have made a machine that can truly thrust.

Fun fact: if you cut open a pack I'm pretty sure they're already either pull/juiced

I don't think there is anything AVE doesn't know or can't just figure out amazes me every video

I think if you can look at the network traffic coming out of the device you can see where it is trying to authenticate the bag. It might be a pain in the ass but in theory it should be possible to set a proxy up that this has to go through that always responds with a "Yes"

Definitely keep us posted if that company decides to pursue legal action! Though highly doubt it since like you said it's the subscription they make money from

you made me google 2 relays 1 switch and now im disgusted.

Seriously my favorite video yet! Thanks AVE!

You heard it right from the old man's mouth. Earth is 6000 years old. argument over

looks like the gland end from the ladies hoohah rattler

Your video was on my recommended and I really enjoyed what you do! You earned a subscriber!

I have no idea how I never saw this channel before, pure genius!!

When I saw the metal construction with the sniley-head I thought “dude that is one buff roblox guy”

They would make a lot more money if they sold juice Capri suns

Hey man! i worked at a machine shop in San Francisco and made all the W/J parts and a few of the machined parts for juicearo. cool to see you talking about some of my work!

You are the smartest real man in the kingdom sir. A mighty fine holiday watching you on the dignity do.

have we circumvented the digital rights management on the fruit lol

Over engineered, BIG TIME: A perfectly engineered device, upon failure, will reduce itself to its basic atomic elements.

I throughly enjoy watching this. Feels like we're sticking it to the man. Bypassing all the hoopla bullshit, all the while dealing with a machine that is, in itself, completely bullshit. Way to go AvE!

Your humor brightens my day.

We need more machines in our life that can refuse to do what they are designed to do.

Was that stale coffee in the mug before you released the green stream?

You have to watch twice to appreciate all the jokes. This is Golden !

Great knowledge and sense of humour, glad I found your channel.

Try read the QR code with your smartphone - maybe it's not coded information. Then you can create any code you want and show it to the reader. Say, it says "shitjuice best before 1st may 2017". Create new QR that says that it's best before 1st june and scan it.

The most shocking part of seeing the inner workings of this, is that there's apparently a market for it

Would love a sticker or two. Been watching for a few weeks now. Turns out I can't help but to keep clicking. Funny as all hell and the biddies I show love it.

are you using the battery harness from the makita coffee maker? or is that a tool they sell?

"I stuck the dongle end in the female port of my confuser" 1:42

how much force can this thing actually apply do the bag?

This dude needs to wear a GoPro around 24/7. I bet his everyday shenanigans are fucking hilarious.

Dude, you are the equivalent of standup comedy for youtube reviews. Bo Burnham + Louis CK. You're a living morale booster.

*Roblox Death Sound*

King of sarcasm! 😂👌🏻 lovin it

Best sight I have ever watched thankyou for all you do it's truly valuable cheers

is there any issue - strain or current-wise - in switching the motor back and forth due to the inertia of the spinamathing? Would you do this with any larger motor?