Send this to someone who doesn't play Hades. And make them play it. (Actually, it looks like I made the clip compilation a year ago, and I, dumbass forgot to upload it… so here it is. Enjoy! ^_^)
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@hamsterman57352 жыл бұрын
"sleep is for the living" god the look on the shades just kills me
@someoneawesome8717 Жыл бұрын
I would have given him the finger
@jamesquillen796510 ай бұрын
"🙄🙄"
@kamilslup774310 ай бұрын
they've probably heard that joke a lot. probably from steve.
@dreamypizza8458Ай бұрын
"Sleep is for the living" also zagreus "I'll sleep when I'm dead"
@cameronschyuder9034Ай бұрын
@@dreamypizza8458 fr fr. Got a shirt on fangamer, text says "I'll sleep when I'm dead." Features chibi Thanatos and Hypnos
@Levyafan2 жыл бұрын
I am once again reminded that the reason Zagreus and Achilles hate onions (and the former is not healed by it) is because it never came upon them that onions can be COOKED. These dumbasses just eat them RAW.
@mothkeytv Жыл бұрын
I love this game.
@HellGrimo Жыл бұрын
What's wrong wity a raw onion?
@ernameria Жыл бұрын
Somehow it fits their characters
@yuri-b1rd Жыл бұрын
..as if raw onions don't taste divine, c'mon now
@DeMause Жыл бұрын
Dirty shit-apples.
@helge5565 Жыл бұрын
Zag: *dies to The Tiny Rodent* Hypnos: That’s the funniest s**t I’ve ever seen
@abluesapphire1493 Жыл бұрын
He really is a best friend, laughing at our misery. I want to like but I don't want to ruin the 69-
@granzedora6 ай бұрын
@@abluesapphire1493 I made it better lol
@sofer2230 Жыл бұрын
0:57 Zagreus "the boss's son" gets to waltz in the office, make terrible jokes, and leave. No wonder they all hate him!
@bulgeun-wihyeob2 жыл бұрын
"i've got a survey if you'd like to fill it out" gives off "we've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty" energy
@cyboygaming1925 Жыл бұрын
Hi there! *Would you like to sign my petition?*
@jinglejinglebell7844 Жыл бұрын
"no" - Zagreus ,the prince of the underworld
@Talpfote Жыл бұрын
I got excited when he asked, and was like "yes!", meanwhile Zag went "no" in the same moment
@tomilang Жыл бұрын
That "no" just caught me so off guard I can't stop laughing
@nathansquared268511 ай бұрын
"Hi, would you sign my petition?"
@viikidavikingful7 ай бұрын
Having Hades' call is the best when you use it against him. "Father!" "Boy!" "Turn invisible, see if I care" "I'm right here!"
@kochathefat3275 ай бұрын
"Father!!" "Oh, shut up!"
@falsetto6455Ай бұрын
"Father!!" "What?!"
@ScrewdriverGamingАй бұрын
I love getting it with other boons that let your gauge increase faster - the more you use it in the fight, the more sick of your crap Hades gets.
@soulless_jake540Ай бұрын
He used hades to beat hades
@raiknightshade34422 жыл бұрын
WHEN ALL THE SHADES GAVE THE ROLLED EYES EMOJI I *CACKLED--*
@glassphoenix9095 Жыл бұрын
zagreus: [opens his mouth for any reason] the employed shades: [everyone disliked that.]
@kamilslup774310 ай бұрын
bruh can't believe zagreus literally died from cringe when the narrator said it was all a dream
@pinkpom.s53122 жыл бұрын
"Too bad i cant just shift you to the top, though this wasnt so bad"...WHAT DOES THAT MEAN-
@thefactspherefromportal27402 жыл бұрын
That Zag's a bottom. Rejoice
@galleryg9982 жыл бұрын
@@thefactspherefromportal2740 😂 😂 😂
@aurorapevensie79712 жыл бұрын
And the "whew" after....
@finnthefannibal2 жыл бұрын
@@thefactspherefromportal2740 Bruh
@khloeg1649 Жыл бұрын
I mean.... considering the conversation that transpired before this, and the "whew..." afterwards, I have.... some ideas 😓
@diamondbentley7469 Жыл бұрын
Hypnos: "You have my sympathies" 😅 Zagreus: "No, keep them" 😒
@SuperMiIk Жыл бұрын
Hades himself is so underrated he's funny as hell lmao
@bojuu Жыл бұрын
heh
@omarsalem1219 Жыл бұрын
Pun
@youssefbencheikh86379 ай бұрын
What a _diabolical_ pun
@yasquishyboi902 Жыл бұрын
“zagreus came” next scene: *zagreus and Thanatos in someone bedroom*
@rainybow6994 Жыл бұрын
Totally intended lol 😂
@Synthonym Жыл бұрын
I love Theseus so much. He's just so completely fucking Extra and every single line delivery cracks me up
@rainybow6994 Жыл бұрын
I hate him ❤ (affectionate)
@lalalupsi6493 Жыл бұрын
whats wrong with u
@pelipoika882 жыл бұрын
"It was all a dream" Thanks Hypnos.
@NickiRusin Жыл бұрын
truly one of the moments of all time
@kamilslup774310 ай бұрын
@@NickiRusin then zagreus proceeds to literally die from cringe
@Isogyre_ Жыл бұрын
"Guh-dong" will always bring me so much entertainment
@ameliasellers63962 жыл бұрын
4:05 Oh my god he's a himbo.
@rr1ver6 ай бұрын
YESSSS HES THE BEST HIMBO EVER. WE LOVE ACHILLES.
@EJ-ns7qi2 жыл бұрын
Oh man, this all reminds me of that time when I arrived to fight Hades, and there was a fishing point in the river in front of Hades. The dialogue went something along the lines of Hades expressing annoyance about the fish "taunting him" as it swam about.
@cyboygaming1925 Жыл бұрын
And the best part is is that they agree that whoever wins the fight gets the fish
@CallMeMimi27 Жыл бұрын
i was having a rather lousy run one day. didn't got the build i was going for. missed the duo boons i wanted, lost a death defiance to the tiny vermin. and i was very discouraged about the fight with hades, but when i saw that fishing point. boy i pulled confidence from where there wasn't any and beat him. then i missed the perfect catch and didn't catch the sturgeon. went home and rage quitted the game for a week.
@soka3106 Жыл бұрын
@@CallMeMimi27My emotions were a fuckjng roller coaster
@youssefbencheikh86379 ай бұрын
I got one where Zagreus sarcastically comments if he'd like for them to fish together as father and son.
@skellingtonman3 ай бұрын
That fish was the only reason I beat extreme measures hades
@RandomUser0913 Жыл бұрын
Please tell me someone else cackled when Hermes tried to quote Charon 💀
@hallo521225 күн бұрын
Not sure what's funnier: the possibility that Hermes, Messenger God, fully understands Charon and was actually quoting him, or the possibility that he has no fucking idea what Charon is saying, but loves the dude anyway and was sincerely trying his best. Or third possibility: Hermes is fully capable of translating Charon's message to Zagreus, but chooses not to just to fuck with them.
@ameliasellers63962 жыл бұрын
I never got that rat dialogue oh my god it's glorious.
@ranguntnt873210 ай бұрын
I always imagine Darren korb just sat in a room, on his own, doing the zagreus skelly conversations
@Helda_Ilweranta21 күн бұрын
Me too 😂
@caoutchoucinfernal2 жыл бұрын
''Guh-dong...''
@longbeing7 ай бұрын
That dialogue about the onions sounds like a joke a voice actor with a good Achilles impression would post on here
@rainybow69947 ай бұрын
👆 my exact thoughts
@apollo69882 жыл бұрын
i have never heard the rat dialogue or the one with hermes referencing charon before and oh my god thats amazing thank you
@rainybow69942 жыл бұрын
There's one where Zagreus is also imitating Charon's voice, but I was unprepared and I didn't manage to catch that 😭
@apollo69882 жыл бұрын
@@rainybow6994 pretty sure it's on another zagreus compilation video! its the one after beating charon twice in a row for charon right?
@rainybow69942 жыл бұрын
@@apollo6988 Yup, that's the one ☺
@cedeelbe2 жыл бұрын
So glad to know I'm not the only one that does that corner shield block thing in timed rooms
@malarcher55802 жыл бұрын
i use the shield all the time how have i never thought of that,,, damn, thanks
@Based_indie_enjoyer Жыл бұрын
Same
@spacecat_scribbles Жыл бұрын
one of many reasons the shield is the best
@O52TАй бұрын
@@malarcher5580something I love doing for shits and giggles is to try and make a build based on Demeter’s cast ability work while I use the shield for blocking. It’s basically Engineer TF2: plop down a sentry, it makes your problems go away while you cower in fear in a corner.
@soleraprincessgongjunim3320 Жыл бұрын
i think my favorite dialogue in the game is when hades complains that he's trying to catch a fish and he's not having any luck
@Fukei_Mono Жыл бұрын
0:18 Even the God of the Underworld has to relish in the sheer power of dad jokes every now and then.
@sinemcolak1916 Жыл бұрын
"Hahahahaha." "🎵Zagreus came🎵" *cuts to the after sex scene* "Too bad I can't just shift you to the top" 5:05 i love this
@RJ-1580 Жыл бұрын
*entering the vermin boss room* Me: Oh no Zag a split second later: Oh no
@InsertNameHere9113 ай бұрын
This has actually happened to me before, like I say shit out loud and then Zagreus says the same thing. That instance for example
@samueljo791024 күн бұрын
Spoilers for Hades 2: THEY NAMED THE FUCKING RAT “Oh No” WHEN IT SHOWS UP AS A BOSS
@KlementtM2 жыл бұрын
Hermes quoting Charon was amazing
@DreamOfUpir2 жыл бұрын
omg the poseidon call is too real
@kittyvalbuena182 Жыл бұрын
I’ve never used the Hades call in the Hades fight that’s so funny
@Ren-zi5zl2 жыл бұрын
5:20 bottom zag confirmed
@ohboyimstuckintheoven2 ай бұрын
Hell yeahhhh
@MTdaBlacking Жыл бұрын
"Studying the competition, you might say." Thanatos, you are mad about a *river*. 🤣
@dankemems47012 жыл бұрын
this makes me miss the times when everyone still had dialogue options...ive played this game way too much lol
@cameronschyuder9034Ай бұрын
New file?
@abluesapphire1493 Жыл бұрын
1:18 wow, Hypnos really is a best friend, he's laughing at our misery XD
@thegreendragon5390Ай бұрын
What are brothers in law for?
@Brione30 Жыл бұрын
My main takeaway from this is that even after 70+ hours of playing, I still have so much more to discover
@chibimaster7819 Жыл бұрын
1:33 "CAH-DUNG" please thats so cute I never knew about this 😂😂😂😂😂
@highoctanesynx7950 Жыл бұрын
"You have it half correct" He's right 😅, I'm yet to beat him consistently
@kamilslup774310 ай бұрын
best run i got him down to like 5% so yeah. the build was basically exploding spear throw
@Soupigeon2 жыл бұрын
God this game is so funny
@GayBrain2 жыл бұрын
Theseus wearing golden gimp gear
@expychristian Жыл бұрын
You just KNOW that Persephone and Nyx are having that classic mother-grandmother friendly gossiping.
@thehistoricaloracle3145 Жыл бұрын
Hypnos' laugh 😭🥺
@lackingcreativevalue Жыл бұрын
3:19 kills me everytime!
@sevimsuna12986 ай бұрын
4:13 “FATHER!” “BOY!”
@Vincentspurgatory Жыл бұрын
i half expect Chaos or Than to say 'Hi SiStErS' everytime i run into him or them.
@lightninghaski2 жыл бұрын
when does thanatos say "too bad i can't just shift you to the top" i've never seen this clip before and i can't find any other mention of it happening
@daaishifeeling2 жыл бұрын
spoilers . . . . after zag gets together with him, he can show up in the west hall with a heart above his head, and if you interact with him he shifts them both to zag's room for some,,,, fun times lmao. the line is after they fuck basically
@galleryg9982 жыл бұрын
I think its after one of their 🌶 spicy 🌶 siestas - given Zag’s “whew”
@aelechdeepestflame4347 Жыл бұрын
Just got the dialogue: can confirm
@kylefreeburg9353 Жыл бұрын
Oh, *that* top
@NickiRusin Жыл бұрын
@@kylefreeburg9353 he can shift him to that top tho
@fiachracoakley33032 жыл бұрын
This is a certified poggers video
@bustedkeaton Жыл бұрын
4:39 when your dom runs out of ideas
@Rain-cs3wp19 күн бұрын
“you have my sympathies” “no, keep them” is INSANE dialogue.
@nettaatzili1936 Жыл бұрын
5:08. Confirmed. Zagreus is the bottom.
@niffleraku2 жыл бұрын
3:44 ASKDHJ this is literally what I do sometimes when I use the shield lmao im wheezing
@kraosdadafusfus8034Ай бұрын
Fun fact. Lernie is Cerberus' sibling. They're both children of Typhon and Echidna.
@CallMeMimi2710 ай бұрын
"too bad I can't shift you to the top" Oh my...
@TheDeerTonic3 ай бұрын
3:56 i can't stop thinking about this..
@bluejae825 Жыл бұрын
5:07 🎶Zagreus came🎶
@sofiaofthewoods3405Ай бұрын
The dialogue in this game is so unserious 😭
@THE_STORM_THATS_APPROCHING Жыл бұрын
5:10 i feel like im missing some context
@lord_ozymandias Жыл бұрын
the scene really is exactly what you think it is
@THE_STORM_THATS_APPROCHING10 ай бұрын
@@lord_ozymandias oh... I still ship it
@YoursTrulyYami Жыл бұрын
This game made me want to date my own character and turn into Narcissus I'm in love with Zagreus
@frankwest5388Ай бұрын
Skelly “please have mercy on me” Zagerus “you will have nothing but mercy if you don’t tell me.”
@blooe8448 Жыл бұрын
"guh-dong" gets me every time
@Grim_Sister Жыл бұрын
Guh-DONG!!!
@tinycatfriend Жыл бұрын
i have 500 hours in this game and i JUST got that hermes dialogue and cackled so fuckin loud
@mozz14378 Жыл бұрын
At first I really thought Christopher Judge was the one voicing hades.
@iamnerose1658 Жыл бұрын
Haha, *BOI*
@tiredmarejai2537Ай бұрын
SCREEEECH I NEVER SAW THAT "The Hydra had a familly" "so do I" BEFORE
@ianfleischer3532 Жыл бұрын
*NO MERCY SKELLY-*
@thehermit8618Ай бұрын
"Oh we're busy formulating more of our dark schemes together, Zagreus" well that is one way to call the scheduling of a girls' night out
@watch_nana Жыл бұрын
i love hypnos' laugh
@nicnuyster18AS2 жыл бұрын
Thank you random video for making me play this
@genarotorresvargas55132 жыл бұрын
I have been waiting for a video like this for ages, Thanks mate
@mobgabriel1767 Жыл бұрын
GOW2018 bê like: 4:14
@kasashiedo22869 ай бұрын
Zagreus: *fakes laugh* The song: "Zagreus came"
@xxthelinkxx3296Ай бұрын
Looks like hades II algorithm blessed you
@andreahardin7521Ай бұрын
0:45 I LOVE SURVEYS- I’D LOVE TO
@Itto..ngh..harder... Жыл бұрын
hold up you can have a hades boon?
@jamesbrice3267 Жыл бұрын
Hit him with some nectar then wait until he lets Zagreus grow closer to him.
@hyperf1sh161Ай бұрын
“Guh-dong”
@BlastOffer Жыл бұрын
I HAVE PLAYED THIS GAME FOR OVER A 120 HOURS AND HAVEN'T SEEN MOST OF THOSE FUNNY OFF STORY DIALOGUES?!
@rainybow6994 Жыл бұрын
The script is a masterpiece. Lines barely repeat themselves here 👏
@BlastOffer Жыл бұрын
@@rainybow6994 I haven't seen a single repeat either within my 120 hours
@InsanityVirus Жыл бұрын
3:35 man, a MOOD
@RodanFan5623 күн бұрын
1:32 is the best line of dialogue in the game. No one can convince me otherwise.
@Glacial717 күн бұрын
Zagreus: “Hahahahaha.” Orpheus: “Zagreus came…”
@Tempus62 Жыл бұрын
Lets be honest Thanatos would be an absolute power bottom
@someoneawesome8717 Жыл бұрын
Clearly he's a switch
@bojuu Жыл бұрын
which is why 5:09 always confuses me so much (and still does) theres no way than is doing anything other than bottoming
@aldohorn170427 күн бұрын
Hypnos: Now that is what I call a Deadline. Hahahahaha. Zagreus: Hahahaha Orpheus (in the background): Zagreus came.
@aiaioioiКүн бұрын
the voiceovers make the game so much better, the dialogue is already funny but the voices kill me
@aiaioioiКүн бұрын
also the skelly one becomes incredibly funnier when you know they're voiced by the same person
@reiendowo28 күн бұрын
-"How could you boy? That hydra had a family" hahaha good one -"So do I" 🗿
@smol_sasquatch689625 күн бұрын
0:56 "Sleep is for the living, amirite?" *everyone hated that*
@abrahamnotlincoln343913 күн бұрын
" ive got a survey here to fill out if you want " ............... " no "
@OttoNaCall18 күн бұрын
0:57 damn Zagreus got the whole squad laughing
@PeskyWesky Жыл бұрын
guh-dong
@liluru159 Жыл бұрын
1:13 этот смех 😭💙
@Sorcerer86pt18 күн бұрын
Tiny little rodent??? That thing is a menance.
@mikewaters21264 ай бұрын
5:05 Zagreus did what
@phospadparadschaa3 ай бұрын
this game has no business being this funny
@KHTimeProtecter Жыл бұрын
I haven’t played so context doesn’t exist for me. My only question is, “Can I punch Hypnos? He sounds like he needs a punch.”
@strictlydonotcare2421 Жыл бұрын
Oh buddy wait till you spend time with Theseus, Hypnos will seem kind and considerate
@KHTimeProtecter Жыл бұрын
If what I’ve heard in this video is any indication, I say he deserves a kick in the nuts. Especially considering what he did in the living world.
@someoneawesome8717 Жыл бұрын
Fun fact, Hypnos doesn't actually do sarcasm! So every time he tries telling you how not to die he's genuinely trying to help
@Colden_Deluxe649 ай бұрын
We will never know where are baby boy is in the sequel
@henriquegabriel798 Жыл бұрын
BOY
@enderziad841126 күн бұрын
2:18 "YOU INSIGNIFICANT FUCK, THIS IS NOT OVER" Said Gabriel calmly
@user-cw4hg3re1d Жыл бұрын
i love this game so bad KSJSJ
@ghastlyghifin4029Ай бұрын
1:02 "Dark Schemes" is that what they're calling polyamory nowadays?
@Helman1142 жыл бұрын
2:19 *NOW HOLD UP A SECOND, ARE THE HEROES A REFERRENCE TO STARBARIANS?!*