EMERGENCY EXIT!!!! [Jumps out window]

Well uh, make yourself at home dude. You want me to bust out the hard apple cidar?

Wally: I know everything about you. Me: Goddamn, he knows when I got my per-

"Nice shirt btw" Me who has no shirt on: 👁👄👁

[kicking my feet and twirling my finger in my hair] A bond at 1st sight? Oh my~! ❤🎉

Oooh! Just a thought if you hadn’t done it, do you think you can do one of these where wally accidentally blinked y/n’s arm off?

Wat- hell NAH MAN GET OUT OF MY HOME 😰😲

Imagine having a staring contest with Wally I’d definitely lose 😂

Wally: nice shirt by the way *Me literally looking down to see my shirt* is it because it has smiley rainbow faces? 👀

Me: hey wally what's my favorite color??

I don't know why but it reminds me of the first scream where he's just looking out the window and ask the girl who he's looking at.

Yay your my friend now!!! Were having soft tacos later!!!

"Nice shirt" *me wearing my favorite sonic shirt* : "thank you

Nahhh mann that scary 😢😢😢😢

"Nice shirt btw" Me, who has a Melanie Martinez shirt on that I havent changed in 2 days: shawty what

Wally: I even know your favorite color Me: WHATS MY FAVORITE COLOR THAN?????????? HM???? BET YOU DONT KNOW IT HAHAHAHAHA

Wally, i like your voice. And if you want to stay i can make some cookies! You know everything about me? .... well im suprised Tell me how this fels like *give him a hug, a apple and a..kiss*

Uhh wally are you okay there ?

New*casualt eating breakfast* it's 6 am I don't wanna deal with this, want some cosaunts?

As long as he doesn’t hurt anyone I am okay with it

What are you doing in my house 😭😭 Wh-what are you doing in my houseeee! 🍟🧇

Me:*kinda scary*ok, i'll answer the phone next time when you call me

Wally: I even know your favorite color! Me: oh really? What is it then? Wally: mhm Me: avoiding the question

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Wally: Nice shirt btw me looking at my shirt me having only a plain white shirt with grey shorts

"Nice shirt btw" Me wearing a hoodie: 😶

"Nice shirt btw" Me: "what's a shirt?" 😟

wally- neighbor nice shirt there~ me- what shirt-? *realizes mistake* GET OUT PERVERT!!!!! *slams the door shut* wally- aww i was liking the shirttttt 😞

Wally: nice shirt by the way **me wearing a night gown 😭**

Me: just wearing a demon slayer sweater

“the fork you doing in my house???? Also really? The urge to protect? I find that hard to believe....” Edit: I might Delete this later.

Excuse me Wally imma just *remove myself from the situation* **casually walks through the wall**

Me who was just having a lightsaber battle with my inner demon with anything we can find: 🤨🌂 My inner demon: ( ͡°_ʖ ͡°)

Oh hi wally, u know dat ive animated da Disco Party meme in my channel. It has u in it

Wally: I know everything about you Me: oh god even my IP adress?!

Me*

Why did I fall so hard for this yellow dude..🥲

my only exit for escape is the window...

Um… wanna look in the attic that I never looked in before and look for demons!? If you don’t then I’ll just burn down the house trying to make apple pie😌

It is wild how a three ft, excuse me, twelve apples tall, puppet, can have us all simping. He is literally half my height, i, damn

Noice✨

I went to check my doors..

Wally: nice shirt by the way Me:(wearing a unicorn onesie because it's warm and fluffy) ummm thanks...?

Your really Amazing

“ nice shirt btw! “ *me wearing a mustard shirt*

Bro the second i said hello to wally after he said neeeeeeighboooooorrrrr he said finally this is a good psychology trick i think i dont know if it was the psychology aspect of it or just me

Uhhh, good morning Wally. Did I forget to lock the door? That is so unlike me. Welp, I’ll just run to the store in a few hours and get some apples.

...so you broke into my house to check on me- I mean I appreciate it but- now I need to get new locks for my doors-

Wally i ate a happy meal that some random gave me and now im feeling so diszy HELP😭

Oop- hey now don’t be hiding from me 👀👀

AWWWW ❤❤❤ WALLY LIKES MY AHAGO SHIRT 💞💞💞

Uhm Wally… darling! Why is howdys house on fire ;-;

Bro I love is men and btw I love this❤❤❤

😘

Dont call meh again😫😰 😭😭

2:20 I'm confused by the statement?

Uh, ok? Go sit on the couch and I dunno, I’ll get some apples ig?

*holds pan* Wally get the fuck out of my house, i told you i don't have any apples.

“You know your doors are unlocked” … what “Nice shirt btw” GET TF OUT OF MY HOUSE

me:*grab wally and kick him out the house* that will do.

ELLOÀ😊❤👍🏼🥴😍🌹🤭

Why in the actual heck are my doors unlocked I locked them last night…

Lasa-ma in pace marioneta

Pin me pls or my mum well come and give you the changla