Haikyu!! Abridged - Episode 1

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The Schmuck Squad

The Schmuck Squad

3 жыл бұрын

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Episode Edited by:
BuddyVA ( tinyurl.com/y3j2yr6v )
Music and SFX:
The Rollin' Nolan ( tinyurl.com/y2jufsec )
Written by:
Coffinjockey ( tinyurl.com/sxv5zo4 )
Grimmjack ( tinyurl.com/yy3bmo3g )
Cast:
Hinata - Jacob Wilson ( tinyurl.com/y6ezc6lb )
Kageyama - Jeff Abridges
Ryonosuke - BuddyVA ( tinyurl.com/y3j2yr6v )
Daichi - Mezmoreyez ( tinyurl.com/y583rm9f )
Sugawara - SaltyDKDan ( / saltydkdan )
Tsukishima - BlazingAzureCrow ( tinyurl.com/y7tuptsj )
Yamaguchi - JustKyleDavid ( / justkyledavid )
Asahi - PhreadyPlayerOne
Nishinoya - Grimmjack ( tinyurl.com/yy3bmo3g )
Ennoshita - PyrOMG! ( tinyurl.com/y5efrole )
Takeda (Male Management) - Kanono
Ukai (Coach) - Coffinjockey ( tinyurl.com/sxv5zo4 )
Shimada (Glass Hair) - YamatoSFX ( / yamatosfx )
Yusuke (Blonde Hair) - Requiems ( tinyurl.com/yxwjgncz )
Yukinari (Brown Hair) - CharlestonVO ( tinyurl.com/u92s4ar )
Uchizawa (Black Hair) - Grimmjack ( tinyurl.com/yy3bmo3g )
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@theschmucksquad
@theschmucksquad 2 жыл бұрын
New episode is out now! Go see Ep. 2 in all it's glory! kzfaq.info/get/bejne/sNuiqLyX1a6WZnU.html
@Abandoned988
@Abandoned988 2 жыл бұрын
I do
@cecilyboucher576
@cecilyboucher576 Жыл бұрын
Hello. I was just wondering, is this season 1? And will you be posting all of the episodes in Haikyuu?
@tgmarlogamar9902
@tgmarlogamar9902 Жыл бұрын
😮
@jaridcharles6257
@jaridcharles6257 3 жыл бұрын
This is how hinata was supposed to act. This hinata is now canon.
@maiamae7976
@maiamae7976 3 жыл бұрын
I’m sorry but what is canon?
@giyuutomioka2938
@giyuutomioka2938 3 жыл бұрын
@@maiamae7976 it means something that actually happened in the series or something that is confirmed by the creator.
@Luver445
@Luver445 3 жыл бұрын
“YAH” **Tiny hinata footsteps running away**
@tunasalad9693
@tunasalad9693 3 жыл бұрын
"THANKSCOACHDAD!" "ARE YOU OUR NEW COACH? MY HEART WILL LITERALLY SHATTER INTO A MILLION PEICES IF YOU ZAY NO!" "HEY ASAHI WE GOT A NEW COACH DAD!"
@lenen6832
@lenen6832 3 жыл бұрын
fr tho
@shingeperson6953
@shingeperson6953 3 жыл бұрын
The coach is the only sane human there.
@pyrosianheir
@pyrosianheir 3 жыл бұрын
And also the funniest part (at least for me).
@Schweigetherapie
@Schweigetherapie 3 жыл бұрын
No, that doesn't sound right.
@5Kato
@5Kato 3 жыл бұрын
U call that sane!?
@rainbowdash4898
@rainbowdash4898 3 жыл бұрын
Oh god the coach. Hahahahaha.
@skzoodelulu2656
@skzoodelulu2656 3 жыл бұрын
True dat
@kamryn8838
@kamryn8838 3 жыл бұрын
THOSE YAMAGUCHI PARTS WERE CRUEL.. "NO ONES EVER BEEN THAT NICE TO ME BEFORE.." NOOOKSDKSLAS
@Hannah-vm8el
@Hannah-vm8el 3 жыл бұрын
HE MOANED WHEN HE RECEIVED THE BALL
@kamryn8838
@kamryn8838 3 жыл бұрын
@@Hannah-vm8el STOADHSAJHAS
@thatoneperson7138
@thatoneperson7138 3 жыл бұрын
“They’re like Tom and Jerry, but if they teamed up and played volleyball!” I- 😂 kinda?
@allieschultze2419
@allieschultze2419 3 жыл бұрын
I mean, he’s not wrong
@thisisforrachelyou2196
@thisisforrachelyou2196 3 жыл бұрын
Did he lie
@raisamassey779
@raisamassey779 3 жыл бұрын
GEEE~T CHU MAN LOOKIN SELF IN HE!!
@Jyudee
@Jyudee 3 жыл бұрын
Wait it totally is
@hermionejeangranger4680
@hermionejeangranger4680 2 жыл бұрын
hey where do i watch this for free
@tomportal1124
@tomportal1124 3 жыл бұрын
"my wife is also home, will that be a problem?" "no...no, that's mine too now"
@reesedoesthings7844
@reesedoesthings7844 3 жыл бұрын
Forgot the “thank you very much 😂” it just makes it funnier
@heyitsme3837
@heyitsme3837 3 жыл бұрын
And “I got us an hour!”
@starboy_ji7926
@starboy_ji7926 3 жыл бұрын
NO ONES TALKING ABOUT: "UH-YES COACH DAD??"
@mrywoo4643
@mrywoo4643 3 жыл бұрын
AHHAHAHSJSJJDJDD
@kortney8656
@kortney8656 3 жыл бұрын
@Michael Gross LMFAOOOOOO GAFSJGFKHMSAG
@katiebranigan3355
@katiebranigan3355 3 жыл бұрын
@Michael Gross um- no
@weirdarchetype
@weirdarchetype 3 жыл бұрын
@Michael Gross wha-
@lex9707
@lex9707 3 жыл бұрын
@Michael Gross Micheal, GROSS
@drilltotheheavens1695
@drilltotheheavens1695 3 жыл бұрын
It’s just the original plot and character conflicts from the perspective of the coach, with absolutely no context. UTTER GENIUS.
@camtheunicorpse2217
@camtheunicorpse2217 3 жыл бұрын
Omg it is and thats what makes it so good 🤣🤣
@FalconElaris
@FalconElaris 2 жыл бұрын
I'm the hundredth like on this comment; therefore, they must make more content of this brilliant caliber.
@angstylemonsartistiq5648
@angstylemonsartistiq5648 3 жыл бұрын
10:38 “Can you guys leave? This is where I sleEeP~” and everything after that, I’M ORBITING
@mintyangel9616
@mintyangel9616 3 жыл бұрын
😂
@oksanathompson5771
@oksanathompson5771 3 жыл бұрын
LMFAO
@user-ms7cy4jp4h
@user-ms7cy4jp4h 2 ай бұрын
😢​@@oksanathompson5771
@gwahbwahuwah1127
@gwahbwahuwah1127 3 жыл бұрын
"we're still talking about volleyball right"
@invisiblechicken
@invisiblechicken 3 жыл бұрын
“We are definitely no longer talking about volleyball.” 😂
@rainbowdash4898
@rainbowdash4898 3 жыл бұрын
Damn. Coach was right. It does sound like sex stuff. 🤣🤣🤣
@add_cos
@add_cos 3 жыл бұрын
That is now my favorite line in this dude I have no idea what is happening but I love it
@cg5380
@cg5380 3 жыл бұрын
No no we are
@healinggrounds19
@healinggrounds19 3 жыл бұрын
@@cg5380 NOT. WE ARE NOT!
@nishilola4283
@nishilola4283 3 жыл бұрын
honest title: "if haikyuu was directed by americans"
@Knownfreakandweirdo
@Knownfreakandweirdo 3 жыл бұрын
I mean you didn't lie
@pastelteabiscuits
@pastelteabiscuits 3 жыл бұрын
Fr 👀
@ragealien00
@ragealien00 3 жыл бұрын
Where.is.the.lie- 👁👄👁 All crackhead energy and weird sentimental moments with stupid back stories 🤣
@juliaithinal4835
@juliaithinal4835 3 жыл бұрын
I can one hundred percent say this is accurate
@ninashah1252
@ninashah1252 3 жыл бұрын
honestly if it was kageyama coach ukai and nishinoya would've dropped so many F bombs
@hensleyjones8521
@hensleyjones8521 3 жыл бұрын
“dude.....that guy just took your wife!” - Ryū Tanaka
@crestianroxas4782
@crestianroxas4782 2 жыл бұрын
"What free shit ya got for ME!?"
@thepizzaguy5131
@thepizzaguy5131 3 жыл бұрын
"you got trapped in a bathroom trying to push a pull door for *three hours* " sounds like something Tanaka and Noya would do-
@dee_is_tired
@dee_is_tired 3 жыл бұрын
the most unrealistic part of this is that Takeda has a wife...
@xiabugs
@xiabugs 3 жыл бұрын
@Lea Fawcett his wife? No,
@treesisnxde
@treesisnxde 3 жыл бұрын
LMAO THATS WHAT YOUR STUCK ON EJEHSJDH
@toga_uwu4249
@toga_uwu4249 3 жыл бұрын
Yeeeaahhh that man is definitely not straight 😂😂
@sigmanyes
@sigmanyes 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao Takeda IS the wife 😂
@moonflowr
@moonflowr 3 жыл бұрын
“I’m really good at getting on my knees and begging” HE SAID THAT TO UKAI. in WHAT REALITY IS THAT MAN STRAIGHT??
@Rydelen
@Rydelen 3 жыл бұрын
"Unless a literal wall goes to date tech" to be fair theyre all like 6'5 and jacked
@Berries20
@Berries20 3 жыл бұрын
AND they stand side by side. Basically a wall
@liandryss905
@liandryss905 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, Aone is literally built like a brick shit house
@sarahc2491
@sarahc2491 3 жыл бұрын
Heeyyyy 420 likes 😎✌
@Berries20
@Berries20 3 жыл бұрын
@@liandryss905 Damn bro now u got me hoping they make a Wall Maria reference
@Bubs-jd3fu
@Bubs-jd3fu 3 жыл бұрын
Apparently they had 3 sets of underwear in his mouth
@wendyxedits
@wendyxedits 3 жыл бұрын
Ukai: “NOW take ur scrawny ass out of here before I call the police” Takeda: “No” Ukai: *sigh* “well played”
@maive5029
@maive5029 3 жыл бұрын
1:54 ✨click✨it✨it's✨Yamaguchi's✨EêugH✨
@maive5029
@maive5029 3 жыл бұрын
@@misswensday.. sorry if it made you uncomfortable im gonna delete it😥
@maive5029
@maive5029 3 жыл бұрын
@@misswensday.. ikrrr,, im sorry i misunderstood your comment😅😅
@feralratking1638
@feralratking1638 3 жыл бұрын
Nobody’s talking about when tadashi said nobody’s ever been nice to him. And that tsukki literally wants to kill his teammates. This parody has so many little things, good job mates 👏👏👏
@theSkin_of_a_Killer_Bella
@theSkin_of_a_Killer_Bella 3 жыл бұрын
Oh God Oml Nice pfp and name, bruhv
@VoidlessOak
@VoidlessOak 3 жыл бұрын
Murder in Tsukkis eyes is acceptable.
@feralratking1638
@feralratking1638 3 жыл бұрын
@@theSkin_of_a_Killer_Bella thank you pretty swag user yourself
@theSkin_of_a_Killer_Bella
@theSkin_of_a_Killer_Bella 3 жыл бұрын
@@feralratking1638 *gang gang✨* I think ur earings r pretty trash too😌 But then I also think it's lovely
@phoenixsweet1697
@phoenixsweet1697 3 жыл бұрын
"you'd be dreaming of me if it were a dream." 😂😂😂😂 I can't!
@thescreamingmuse_542
@thescreamingmuse_542 3 жыл бұрын
“IS IT ME?! AM I THE PERVERT??” I’m dead
@patrickurwin773
@patrickurwin773 3 жыл бұрын
100th like 😌👍
@magalybenavides6829
@magalybenavides6829 3 жыл бұрын
I just passed that part- 😭😭
@itsyaboijc6700
@itsyaboijc6700 3 жыл бұрын
He’s not wrong I also thought that
@watermelononachair1076
@watermelononachair1076 3 жыл бұрын
Haikyuu fans be like.
@SimplyWhitexLies
@SimplyWhitexLies 3 жыл бұрын
9:40 Your welcome-
@riversidetm
@riversidetm 3 жыл бұрын
8:43 "shit man, i hate taking asahis balls" caught me off guard ngl i laughed so hard my cereal milk came up my nose
@timhinfort1171
@timhinfort1171 3 жыл бұрын
Ukai is me watching this anime. You start thinking it’s cringe and kind of over the top but 3 episodes in you’re suddenly invested
@vanessamoorer3378
@vanessamoorer3378 2 жыл бұрын
I kinda thought Haikyuu was cringe at first. But as I continued watching it I realized how good, funny, and interesting it was as well.
@TheMssims3lover
@TheMssims3lover 3 жыл бұрын
"The cell is the powerhouse of the mitochondria."
@sugar_cube3688
@sugar_cube3688 3 жыл бұрын
I might be crying at this point 😂😂😭
@Rudyrats
@Rudyrats 3 жыл бұрын
lmfao
@minimoongi
@minimoongi 3 жыл бұрын
That legit confused me😭 I had to spend a couple of minutes trying to figure out what's wrong with that statement lol
@human7865
@human7865 3 жыл бұрын
I had to read that like two times to realize something was wrong
@nezukokamado6
@nezukokamado6 3 жыл бұрын
Timestap?
@sockie_sock
@sockie_sock 3 жыл бұрын
What I love about this : 1. Coach Ukai being my spirit animal 2. Ukai promised the team to go to Disneyworld 3. Kageyama and Hinata are Tom and Jerry 4. Kageyama has anime protagonist bullsh*t 5. Daichi and Suga has a secret romance subplot from behind the scenes
@keiko8496
@keiko8496 3 жыл бұрын
6. Asahi sounding like hes fuck Suga, Noya and Tanaka 7. The Blonde dude on Asahi's team was eating underwear for god knows what
@kawansiesquad6659
@kawansiesquad6659 3 жыл бұрын
8. 6:08 it’s Kirito from SAO abridged😂😂😂
@bbyteefs5993
@bbyteefs5993 3 жыл бұрын
2:00 *person shows human decency* Yams: “no one has ever been that nice to me before, thank you”
@kpopdumpsterfire
@kpopdumpsterfire 3 жыл бұрын
"Hey, You! Get your man bun lookin ass in here and play!" "You're a freak of nature, you know that?!" jesus I was laughing so hard the whole time I had tears in my eyes...
@meowisnow1754
@meowisnow1754 3 жыл бұрын
“HEY!” “Uh- yes, Coach Dad?” “YOU’RE A FREAK OF NATURE!” “Well, that’s kind of mean-“
@jordynmagee7
@jordynmagee7 3 жыл бұрын
idk why but i heard, 'you're gangsta!!!' lol
@yonatanyonatano1192
@yonatanyonatano1192 3 жыл бұрын
“Show me the Life-sized Ice Cream Barney!”
@TiredFryingAnimations
@TiredFryingAnimations 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@Jojosthabestz
@Jojosthabestz 3 жыл бұрын
It was a T R I C K
@basedhomuraakemienjoyer9014
@basedhomuraakemienjoyer9014 3 жыл бұрын
@@Jojosthabestz *gasps in French*
@theSkin_of_a_Killer_Bella
@theSkin_of_a_Killer_Bella 3 жыл бұрын
@@Jojosthabestz *✨Nicki Yams is kinda-*
@otakukid154
@otakukid154 3 жыл бұрын
@@basedhomuraakemienjoyer9014 ✨Le g a s p✨
@mylie.0228
@mylie.0228 3 жыл бұрын
"Ill be there on my hands a knees ready to receive! no matter what you're up against, you just need to keep asking for more! round after round, keep asking for another, never stop!" -Nishinoya *istg this is going in my school year book*
@noya01
@noya01 Жыл бұрын
Lmao
@ray_atashnei4192
@ray_atashnei4192 3 жыл бұрын
“If you don’t get your buns on the court and slap some balls, I’m gonna do it” VERY NICE WORDING. VERY NICE. “I hate taking Asahi’s balls ;(”
@snowleopardelgs137
@snowleopardelgs137 3 жыл бұрын
STOPPPSKSKKSKSDOD
@deadaccount7656
@deadaccount7656 2 жыл бұрын
OH GOSH 😂
@inoboar4782
@inoboar4782 3 жыл бұрын
“Beating the sh*t out of kids!” Isn’t exactly what I expected grown ass men to be cheering happily but then again, I’m a teen as we feel the same way so...
@user-qr4wd8ph2l
@user-qr4wd8ph2l 3 жыл бұрын
"Do you have an off button?" Actually the most relatable quote in this series.
@Changbinsbum
@Changbinsbum 3 жыл бұрын
I was about to say that 💀 🤣 😂
@snowleopardelgs137
@snowleopardelgs137 3 жыл бұрын
FRRRR
@maxnazareth6312
@maxnazareth6312 2 жыл бұрын
Tbh it’s kageyama for me
@siaskies1704
@siaskies1704 3 жыл бұрын
7:54 "God DAMN it, now I tune into this?!" 💀 bro I could've thrown up laughing
@vanessamoorer3378
@vanessamoorer3378 2 жыл бұрын
This is one of the lines that had me dying fr 🤣
@safiwren7812
@safiwren7812 3 жыл бұрын
"and now that he's convinced the ace to join the team" "i don't care"
@SwedishTalkingWolf
@SwedishTalkingWolf 3 жыл бұрын
Ukai is the most realistic character, and he got tricked by the promise of a life-size ice cream Barney.
@gubbinsm122
@gubbinsm122 3 жыл бұрын
You're telling me you wouldn't drop everything for a life-size ice cream Barney?
@beena5927
@beena5927 3 жыл бұрын
@@gubbinsm122 *y e s*
@BlueBlazeKing
@BlueBlazeKing 3 жыл бұрын
@@gubbinsm122 I mean me and my track team got tricked by the promise of a life sized ice cream hulk at Disneyland
@crazyseth13
@crazyseth13 3 жыл бұрын
I feel like I’m watching Hailyu! But the role of main character was switched.
@sunoc4638
@sunoc4638 3 жыл бұрын
the coach is the main character lmao
@kirbyscoffin
@kirbyscoffin 3 жыл бұрын
@must protecc squad LMAO
@itsmexoxurmom
@itsmexoxurmom 3 жыл бұрын
i would definitely watch a show centered around ukai
@justasmltwngir1732
@justasmltwngir1732 3 жыл бұрын
@@itsmexoxurmom absoLUTELY. My dad’s a really involved high school basketball coach so I’m naturally interested in ukai and takeda, and would love to see ukai actually.... like... do more in the show DLGKSKJF and this ukai is HILARIOUS
@hensleyjones8521
@hensleyjones8521 3 жыл бұрын
“cAUSE IM THE ACE? ACE? IM THE ACE?” “no- loOK AT ME 🙄🙄💔💔🪱🚪🏃‍♀️💨🤡🥸😤💩💩👽🤖👻”
@kalinawoody4832
@kalinawoody4832 3 жыл бұрын
A wise man once said “Yeah but I wasn’t listening to you then..and that is your fault” And that wise man was coach ukai
@vanessamoorer3378
@vanessamoorer3378 2 жыл бұрын
Yessir
@ziicad8479
@ziicad8479 3 жыл бұрын
"IS IT ME? AM I THE PERVERT? THIS IS OBVIOUSLY I CONVERSATION ABOUT SEX" (this was amazing)
@keijiakaashi8196
@keijiakaashi8196 3 жыл бұрын
I sadly had to mess up 420 likes
@brb2000
@brb2000 3 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry the devil has now tainted your comment even further 😂😂 Nevermind some people fixed the number
@thesearchforthemustache2589
@thesearchforthemustache2589 3 жыл бұрын
No Ukai, you're not the only one
@sadsshroomstudios2893
@sadsshroomstudios2893 3 жыл бұрын
I saw this just as the part popped up.
@smithwhitney99
@smithwhitney99 3 жыл бұрын
🛳
@Atlas_Moth
@Atlas_Moth 3 жыл бұрын
*“Imma be real with you chief, I ain’t got no clue what you’re talking about, but keep going”*
@itsaliii1442
@itsaliii1442 3 жыл бұрын
“Fun sized-” 😃I- I’m I feel attacked-
@shediwarelapis
@shediwarelapis 3 жыл бұрын
"Wha- What... was all of that? I can pick a different kid, it's not a big deal" I never seen the actual anime, I just watched for kicks and I appreciate how the coach and I had no context for that conversation.
@spinach-4
@spinach-4 3 жыл бұрын
"you got trapped in a bathroom trying to push a pull door for for three hours"
@polycatmagic1236
@polycatmagic1236 3 жыл бұрын
I mean, let's be honest here. No one _actually_ expects to be able to exit the stall, without first having to lean back over the toilet while opening the door and simultaneously hoping not to fall in, as it flushes with the force to remove your soul. What was he expecting?
@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache
@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache 3 жыл бұрын
No, no, Coach Ukai. They are definitely talking about volleyball. Nishinoya, though...this is his world. We're all just living in it.
@LACHRYMA
@LACHRYMA 3 жыл бұрын
PLEASE YOURE EVERYWHERE AT THIS POINT I JUST NEED TO SPOT A JELLAL PFP IN THE COMMENTS AND BOOM, THERE YOU ARE
@jesselbtw
@jesselbtw 3 жыл бұрын
I will find you
@burrito9334
@burrito9334 3 жыл бұрын
You have a moustache....
@jesselbtw
@jesselbtw 3 жыл бұрын
@@burrito9334 I see you've found his twin
@burrito9334
@burrito9334 3 жыл бұрын
Jessel yes. Yes I have.
@ashleyypooh
@ashleyypooh Жыл бұрын
“ILL BE THERE ON MY HANDS AND KNEES,READY TO RECEIVE”.-“ILL GIVE IT TO HIM IN HIS FAVORITE POSITION”
@_yukiislost
@_yukiislost 3 жыл бұрын
7:05 "there's no way this is a prank. Maybe this is a dream, maybe it's hell. It's not real. No way." I can't, i just can't 😂😂
@adrielcruz2736
@adrielcruz2736 3 жыл бұрын
“ROUND AFTER ROUND, DOWN ON MY HANDS AND KNEES” I feel like I was given fangirl vision for this show
@invisiblechicken
@invisiblechicken 3 жыл бұрын
You were and it was beautiful.
@poopiehead1
@poopiehead1 3 жыл бұрын
When I saw given I thought you meant the anime-
@lilacyuu
@lilacyuu 3 жыл бұрын
”READY TO RECEIVE” 😂
@goupiixdessine4758
@goupiixdessine4758 3 жыл бұрын
@@poopiehead1 MADAAA
@iignoremyhusband4737
@iignoremyhusband4737 3 жыл бұрын
I can’t stop laughing help it’s 3 am 😭
@philipjerichoquiba6288
@philipjerichoquiba6288 3 жыл бұрын
This abridged feels like if haikyuu and naruto made a baby but turns out tom and jerry had a secret affair with haikyuu and then that baby was raised by high schoolers which was then given to the audience to be baby sitted.
@idontknow5583
@idontknow5583 3 жыл бұрын
That was... very detailed
@philipjerichoquiba6288
@philipjerichoquiba6288 3 жыл бұрын
@@idontknow5583 Thank...you..?
@idontknow5583
@idontknow5583 3 жыл бұрын
@@philipjerichoquiba6288 you're... welcome?
@artoo9400
@artoo9400 3 жыл бұрын
The vibes here are immaculate 👌
@snowleopardelgs137
@snowleopardelgs137 3 жыл бұрын
WwwwhAT
@that_gay_trans1887
@that_gay_trans1887 3 жыл бұрын
7:50 Is it just me or does anyone else hear him say we f***ed in the broom closet? Like pretty sure it says fought but...
@Nekomosh004
@Nekomosh004 9 ай бұрын
Brooooooo i heard that too... we hearing weird things bro
@naomitarver7820
@naomitarver7820 2 жыл бұрын
8:31 "Were still talking about volleyball right?" My exact thoughts when I first started watching Haikyuu🤡🤚🏽
@Ky-zz8cv
@Ky-zz8cv 3 жыл бұрын
Is no one going to talk about the fact ukai told asahi “to get his man bun looking ass in here and play”💀💀
@faith8092
@faith8092 3 жыл бұрын
That made me laugh so hard 😂😂
@itsmexoxurmom
@itsmexoxurmom 3 жыл бұрын
the way the dub says basically the same thing too is even better 💔💔💔chop chop man bun
@Ayaka-zk9fi
@Ayaka-zk9fi 3 жыл бұрын
I was trying not to laugh so hard since it's late
@pizzapositrond6524
@pizzapositrond6524 3 жыл бұрын
It’s my favorite line lmao
@t.uuyu_
@t.uuyu_ 3 жыл бұрын
Fr 🤣
@georgia2417
@georgia2417 3 жыл бұрын
PLEASE THE COACH BEING THE ONLY SANE ONE IS KILLING ME. WHEN THEYRE BEING DRAMATIC AS FUCK AND HES JUST 👀
@yourdrugdealer1564
@yourdrugdealer1564 3 жыл бұрын
👁👄👁
@dylanb659
@dylanb659 3 жыл бұрын
Sane one "Show me the life sized ice cream barney"
@lordinsomnia3205
@lordinsomnia3205 3 жыл бұрын
FR
@strife9592
@strife9592 3 жыл бұрын
@@dylanb659 hey, I'd like certain characters to be ice cream as well
@EmuOtoriInAMountain
@EmuOtoriInAMountain 3 жыл бұрын
"Alright, beating the shit out of kids" Best line
@urdadsgay19
@urdadsgay19 3 жыл бұрын
“If you don’t get your bun on the court and slap some balls I ain’t doing it” 🤣🤣
@japanboba7524
@japanboba7524 3 жыл бұрын
“UNLESS A LITERAL WALL GOES TO DATE TECH I DONT CARE”-Coach Ukai.
@Justanotheronepiecefan
@Justanotheronepiecefan 3 жыл бұрын
Has ukai seen aone he might as well be a wall.
@MoontherealVA
@MoontherealVA 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@mayamy1156
@mayamy1156 3 жыл бұрын
When i read this comment, the exact clip or moment happened 😂
@deadaccount7656
@deadaccount7656 2 жыл бұрын
DANTE TECH I-
@niconeedsanap8130
@niconeedsanap8130 Жыл бұрын
Date tech is a literal wall
@TheExecutorr
@TheExecutorr 3 жыл бұрын
"when we fought in the broom closet and I broke the mop" This is so funny because it sounds like a line from a parody but it's actually what happened xD
@miraxllle3159
@miraxllle3159 3 жыл бұрын
IK THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A JOKE BUT SUGA’S VOICE IS ON POINT AND ALSO TSUKKIS VOICE IS HOT UMMMMMMMM
@hellohumanoralien7775
@hellohumanoralien7775 3 жыл бұрын
Tanaka:Man everyone has great chemistry and I'm just kinda sitting here , I'm gonna start some shit!
@zombiekatz
@zombiekatz 3 жыл бұрын
When he said “I don’t know the first thing about sportsball”, I felt that
@CloudyIssues
@CloudyIssues 3 жыл бұрын
“He adopted all of us and promised to stay forever and get us tickets to enter Disney world! ASAHI!” “Hey keep your voice down nishinoya might hear you- *wait disney world?-* “
@bethanygrishaw7159
@bethanygrishaw7159 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for catching that. Hinata was talking so fast I couldn’t understand
@Kayla.a.h
@Kayla.a.h 3 жыл бұрын
@@bethanygrishaw7159 same
@samlerf
@samlerf 3 жыл бұрын
So is nobody going to mention that the voice actor af Kirito from Swort Art Online Abridged is in this? ^^
@adrielcruz2736
@adrielcruz2736 3 жыл бұрын
@@samlerf “alright” *stomps feet in unison* “BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF KIDS”
@samlerf
@samlerf 3 жыл бұрын
@@adrielcruz2736 At volleyball
@adamijares5577
@adamijares5577 3 жыл бұрын
I LITERALLY JUMPED WHEN HINATA WENT FERAL ON ASAHI-
@jillianbuckley5570
@jillianbuckley5570 3 жыл бұрын
AM I THE ONLY ONE CRYING AT COACH UKAI SINGING “It’s Raining Men” AT 0:53 HAHAHA
@pokidoki9898
@pokidoki9898 3 жыл бұрын
“Hey Sugawara, I wanna fu- *christmas ad plays*
@niyahwasherex
@niyahwasherex 3 жыл бұрын
OMG I LITERALLY SAW A CHRISTMAS AD TOO AND AT THAT TIME DISEJIDMSSNAI’
@user-eg8tc1vv6s
@user-eg8tc1vv6s 3 жыл бұрын
i had that and i got a football ad
@ninashah1252
@ninashah1252 3 жыл бұрын
WAIT SAME HERE
@darktear.s3877
@darktear.s3877 3 жыл бұрын
I GOT A NUT ADD LMFAOO
@inclinability
@inclinability 3 жыл бұрын
I got a lotion add 😭
@sukvvna9742
@sukvvna9742 3 жыл бұрын
Why aren’t we talking about when asahi said “oh crap I killed him, not again!” Like boy you’ve killed someone?!
@OwlsSkySailing
@OwlsSkySailing 3 жыл бұрын
He’s too soft he would never 🥺
@tobi79777
@tobi79777 3 жыл бұрын
"when will me rein of terror end??""
@ragealien00
@ragealien00 3 жыл бұрын
@@tobi79777 I laughed really hard at that- I wheezed 🤣
@tired._gremlin6106
@tired._gremlin6106 3 жыл бұрын
We all know he would never.. *or would he*
@theambitiousduck
@theambitiousduck 3 жыл бұрын
"Asahi looks like he's liked a man or two in that shot"
@Tins.art.studio
@Tins.art.studio 3 жыл бұрын
Yam's reaction to missing the recieve HAD ME ROLLING 1:54
@jemimaenagbonma5805
@jemimaenagbonma5805 2 жыл бұрын
12:08 is probably my fave part hands down
@addison1229
@addison1229 3 жыл бұрын
IM SORRY- WHAT WAS THAT NOISE YAMAGUCHI MADE- WHEN HE MISSED THE BALL “EUAH”😂😂😂
@Coffinjockey
@Coffinjockey 3 жыл бұрын
What we wrote in the script was: Yamaguchi: *Exaggerated moan*
@ayaduprey
@ayaduprey 3 жыл бұрын
@@Coffinjockey omg lmao 😂
@galii
@galii 3 жыл бұрын
@@Coffinjockey LMFAO
@jenji22
@jenji22 3 жыл бұрын
BRO IT WAS SO FUNNY
@smaple6173
@smaple6173 3 жыл бұрын
1:53
@odette5797
@odette5797 3 жыл бұрын
I like how he called Noya fun sized 😂
@Lulu_0809
@Lulu_0809 3 жыл бұрын
10:12 “I KILLED HIM! Not again...” Yo wait- AGAIN???
@shodo2189
@shodo2189 3 жыл бұрын
10:33 LORD LISTEN TO THIS MANS VOICE
@beaccino
@beaccino 3 жыл бұрын
“My wife’s also home will that be a problem?” “No, no that’s also mine now.” “Thank you very much.”
@shinirvna826
@shinirvna826 3 жыл бұрын
PLEASEEE I WAS WHEEZING
@softspring2507
@softspring2507 3 жыл бұрын
666 like 😌
@oliverhasquitten7891
@oliverhasquitten7891 3 жыл бұрын
😂Im wheezing
@valeriao.o923
@valeriao.o923 3 жыл бұрын
We're sure he's not the wife? 😃 Believe that boy will never be straight 🤡
@robloxiany
@robloxiany 2 жыл бұрын
@@valeriao.o923 wtf
@klo4741
@klo4741 3 жыл бұрын
Ok I need to see Oikawa in this.
@danieeccc
@danieeccc 3 жыл бұрын
id loose my mind
@proyectdonut1747
@proyectdonut1747 3 жыл бұрын
imagine the type of "volleyball7u7" conversations between oikawa and iwa chan!!
@jenji22
@jenji22 3 жыл бұрын
DUDE ESPECIALLY KAGS AND HIM
@ctewsty
@ctewsty 3 жыл бұрын
please imagine tendou tho-
@jenji22
@jenji22 3 жыл бұрын
@@ctewsty imagine his voice HAHAHHAHAHAH
@twixx_left7138
@twixx_left7138 3 жыл бұрын
"Its raining men! Hallelujah its raining men, amen! EAAAAHH"
@snowleopardelgs137
@snowleopardelgs137 3 жыл бұрын
Ur missing the ÈĘÊÀ
@SimplyWhitexLies
@SimplyWhitexLies 3 жыл бұрын
0:53
@milkscenttt
@milkscenttt 3 жыл бұрын
Honestly I’m living for Coach Ukai’s energy throughout the video.
@ImAviex
@ImAviex 3 жыл бұрын
Real Haikyuu: "I still wanna spike" "Abridged" Haikyuu: *Goes on 40 second monologue*
@theschmucksquad
@theschmucksquad 3 жыл бұрын
Listen, it's totally justified if you fill that 40 seconds with dick jokes, I swear. My dad works for Nintendo.
@6touya
@6touya 3 жыл бұрын
@@theschmucksquad PFFF😂😂😂
@houdini9739
@houdini9739 3 жыл бұрын
@@theschmucksquad lmao literally ALL I could think of during nishinoya's monologue
@spacepegasus376
@spacepegasus376 3 жыл бұрын
during all the dramatic anime stuff when The music cutting out whenever ukai talked broke me.
@user-bw1oi9ly4l
@user-bw1oi9ly4l 3 жыл бұрын
This is exactly how I remember the first episode, this is totally not edited 🤺
@theonewhoruinedyourday64
@theonewhoruinedyourday64 3 жыл бұрын
"I'LL BE THERE, ON MY HANDS AND KNEES, READY TO RECEIVE!"
@luisat431
@luisat431 3 жыл бұрын
Ukai is my spirit animal.
@luisat431
@luisat431 3 жыл бұрын
He's gonna be the biggest fan boi 😂
@piratecat448
@piratecat448 3 жыл бұрын
Honestly tho
@xijean4727
@xijean4727 3 жыл бұрын
No one: Ukai: *"It's raining Man, hallelujah its raining man--"*
@Nightleaf21
@Nightleaf21 3 жыл бұрын
3:32 lmao I love how coach speaks to asahi
@johnnyneedscash6753
@johnnyneedscash6753 3 жыл бұрын
14:01 tanaka being the supportive idiot we know and love
@CODYoungGunna
@CODYoungGunna 3 жыл бұрын
You made this "Free" but with volleyball.....why.....I love this but why!
@invisiblechicken
@invisiblechicken 3 жыл бұрын
Because Haikyuu!! is Free! but with volleyball. 😂
@CODYoungGunna
@CODYoungGunna 3 жыл бұрын
@@invisiblechicken nope, nope, nope! Get that evil out of here haha
@karenuruchima6733
@karenuruchima6733 3 жыл бұрын
The audio is from "Free" ?
@koyin389
@koyin389 3 жыл бұрын
@@karenuruchima6733 no
@siana3200
@siana3200 3 жыл бұрын
50% Off😭
@hop7295
@hop7295 3 жыл бұрын
"What- no, you're too short to play the ace. You're the decoy. Everyone thinks you're a threat but you're not. I'M the threat. I'm unstoppable. I'm a god. I'm basically, kamisama's gift to volleyball out there- did you see me? were you looking?? I know you were looking at the other team but did you see ME??? Next time we play I want you to turn around, because it's not gonna matter if you're playing in the game or not, I'M the one that matters. So I want you to- take a look at ME, when I play, but, you know, we are... on the same... team... so- we- were- ahem- Ryuunosuke back me up here"
@unzilemehmeti9135
@unzilemehmeti9135 3 жыл бұрын
Pfft-
@jules6578
@jules6578 3 жыл бұрын
kageyama really said that-
@q.l.1363
@q.l.1363 3 жыл бұрын
It shattered me
@yourmumlikesrice7768
@yourmumlikesrice7768 3 жыл бұрын
I commend that you took the time to write this out
@resstie
@resstie 3 жыл бұрын
It has a strong "I AM THE CRIMSON KING" vibe 😆
@Jem_80s
@Jem_80s 3 жыл бұрын
2:46 I've never cried this hard so early in the morning 😂
@bennettmatthews8445
@bennettmatthews8445 3 жыл бұрын
"it's okay, i think i just have a caucasian" HINATA I LOVE YOU HAHAHAHA
@abandoned696
@abandoned696 3 жыл бұрын
The Monologues are so accurate, yet so not
@lex9707
@lex9707 3 жыл бұрын
i bet this is how they would act in real life
@sabothegamer
@sabothegamer 3 жыл бұрын
I love how the couch is like "this is just high school"
@FalseWordz
@FalseWordz 2 жыл бұрын
@@sabothegamer Yeah I know, but then again, isn't high school the time when most drama appears?
@miam.8937
@miam.8937 3 жыл бұрын
"UNLESS A LITERAL WALL GOES TO DATE TECH I DONT WANNA HER-" I LOVE HIM 😂
@mochalatte4901
@mochalatte4901 3 жыл бұрын
I literally scrolled, saw this comment and read it as they said it in the video 👁👄👁 I'm dead
@starblaze711
@starblaze711 3 жыл бұрын
Deku narrating Hinata’s backstory sure does hit differently-
@cowwithahoodie
@cowwithahoodie 2 жыл бұрын
13:54 The fact that Tanaka was okay with The Gay™ romance between Suga and Dadchi 💀 And was just upset that he doesn't get a romance (y e t).
@xorbsdl
@xorbsdl 3 жыл бұрын
“IS IT ME?! AM I THE PERVERT? THIS IS OBVIOUSLY A CONVERSATION ABOUT SEX” wheezes
@alakazamlover4908
@alakazamlover4908 3 жыл бұрын
YES!!! SOMEONE QUOTED IT!
@erigom9702
@erigom9702 3 жыл бұрын
PLEASE MY LUNGS-
@sashawolfson3602
@sashawolfson3602 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 IM DEAD
@oksanathompson5771
@oksanathompson5771 3 жыл бұрын
MY LUNGS 😭✋
@SimplyWhitexLies
@SimplyWhitexLies 3 жыл бұрын
11:36
@ellie-lizz-whatevs
@ellie-lizz-whatevs 3 жыл бұрын
There’s no way this is a prank. Maybe a dream. Maybe hell. “If it was a dream you’d be dreaming of me” “Rules that out then”
@thedoorman6940
@thedoorman6940 3 жыл бұрын
Hell it is
@Hitalinic
@Hitalinic 5 ай бұрын
I unironically love the voices for these chars haha
@Vulpilux
@Vulpilux 3 жыл бұрын
I can't take Sugawara seriously when I think how he is voiced by the guy that said priceless gems like: "Oh, It's Hitler." Well, this is an abridgement so I can't take this seriously².
@add_cos
@add_cos 3 жыл бұрын
“There like Tom and Jerry but if they played volleyball” omg “YOURE A FREAK OF NATURE” 😂 I have no idea what’s happening but it’s hilarious and I love it lmao
@peanutthepiggy
@peanutthepiggy 3 жыл бұрын
“This is no longer about volleyball.” This is how the show was really supposed to go.
@koushisugawara3656
@koushisugawara3656 3 жыл бұрын
Yes 😂🤚
@Potato-xu8zg
@Potato-xu8zg 3 жыл бұрын
What the-
@THATKID9089
@THATKID9089 2 жыл бұрын
Fr though, we all knew the creators of this video got their hands on the OG manga and anime script and started writing 😂
@Dxm2000andNinju
@Dxm2000andNinju 3 жыл бұрын
First half: "Well... This *does* meet the *definition* of being abridged (I mean, holy cow, you've covered, what, five episodes?, worth of content directly or indirectly during this), buuuut…" Second half: Coach Ukai: 13:13
@crazyleber0185
@crazyleber0185 3 жыл бұрын
"IS IT ME??? AM I THE PERVERT???"
@lisastory1304
@lisastory1304 3 жыл бұрын
“It’s okay I think I just have a Caucasian” 🤣 I what ☠️☠️☠️ 10:34
@shekhargautam
@shekhargautam 3 жыл бұрын
I missed it the first time 😂😂
@safiwren7812
@safiwren7812 3 жыл бұрын
ngl i thought he had a stroke the first time i heard it
@masfiltv4146
@masfiltv4146 3 жыл бұрын
CAUCASIAN CONCUSSION PLSSKKSSO
@Nolo-HLM
@Nolo-HLM 3 жыл бұрын
Now I'm really wondering how Bokuto would be like in this abridged series.
@blerdygoddess
@blerdygoddess 3 жыл бұрын
Omg I need this
@moopiemilk-1
@moopiemilk-1 3 жыл бұрын
Dubbed Bokuto is basically an abridged character. So not a whole lot of changes probably.
@useless-zodiac8270
@useless-zodiac8270 3 жыл бұрын
Discount Murderous Hinata.
@reddragonminecraftmodsandm4366
@reddragonminecraftmodsandm4366 3 жыл бұрын
I want them to play Bokuto as a completely serious straight man character.
@moopiemilk-1
@moopiemilk-1 3 жыл бұрын
@@reddragonminecraftmodsandm4366 YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YE
@opheliawilliams4413
@opheliawilliams4413 3 жыл бұрын
This edit seems so real as if it was the anime
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