The scene where Tina shouts "Michael" and he yells back " *WHAT?!* " would have been so much better in H20 when Laurie shouts out Michael if he just shouted back in the distance " *WHAT?!* "

"Michael!" "...*WHAT?!*" Why is that so funny to me?

Brad really should start a kickstarter for a Ben Tramer memorial.

RIP Ben Tramer. Never forget.

This was called the Revenge of Michael Myers because he was getting revenge for the deaths of Ben Tramer and Ted Hollister.

"Doctor Lumis... leave the little girl alone..." "Scaring the little GIRL?!"

Why is Cinema Snob not the most popular show on youtube? this shit is always fucking hilarious. even when they're movies i like

Having Tina replace Rachel is arguably the stupidest thing this film did. Killing her so early in the film didn't make me think "anyone could die this time!", but instead it made me think that the filmmakers gave up. Having Rachel die at the end while defending Jamie would've been somewhat emotional, as the audience learned to like those two characters and wanted to see them survive. Now when Tina gets killed, people just cheer because she was so annoying. It feels like they mixed up the characters by accident.

I love how infuriated he gets about the new "Myers" house lol

The reason Danielle Harris doesn't speak in a majority of Halloween 5 is because she had lost her voice due to all of the screaming, shouting and yelling she did in the previous movie. You can see evidence of this in the hospital scene. She tried to scream in response to waking from a nightmare but no sound came from her vocal cords. The rushed filming schedule did not allow her enough time for her throat to heal so her character Jamie was written to be a mute. It was a simple solution to what would have been a major problem.

I met Don Shanks once at a showing of this movie on Halloween at a theater that specialized in cult classics. He's a really nice guy.

10:32 I'm sorry, you forced me to do this: SCARING the little GIRL?! Finally I get to reference The Langoliers!

Meanwhile at the Illinois children's mental hospital. Jamie meets a new patient. *Jamie:* Hi. I'm Jamie. *Boy:* Hi. I'm Andy. *Jamie:* Where are you from? *Boy:* Chicago. Where are you from? *Jamie:* Around here. *Boy:* What are you here for? *Jamie:* I did something bad to my mom last Halloween. What are you here for? *Boy:* Last year, my Good Guy doll tried to kill me and nobody believed me. *Jamie:* ...Oh.

"Easy there Nancy Grace, he hasn't had a trial yet." 😂😂😂😂🖤😂

The (original) Myers house is now chiropractors office. No joke.

One of the best jokes was: "A Halloween movie without Michael Myers being the killer is like a Jason movie without Jason being the killer! And Jason´s been the killer since the VERY beginning!"

Skinny dipping? In Illinois? In October? Really?

3:22 The Snob predicted Halloween Kills Little John.

“That’s the Akkad motto god forbid somebody do something different.” I see no lies here

R.I.P Ben Tramer (1961-1978) "You'll be dearly missed, you were such a big influence on everyone around you."

Laughed Out Loud at the Creighton Duke joke. "When I think of Michael Myers. I think of a little girl putting a hot dog through a doughnut."

The Joseph Gordon Levitt joke got me.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

6:10 Does the buddy cop circus music remind anyone of Bulk and Skull's theme?

Halloween 5 makes me depressed, and not because it's a shitty movie, but because poor Jamie kept losing friends. Rachel and Tina, while flawed, were good-hearted people and cared about Jamie, and then they had to die. It was messed up. No joke: one time I watched 4 and 5 back to back and it brought tears to my eyes... and NOT because the movies were bad. But anyway, great review, Brad!

You've gotta love the mercifulness and loyalty of Mr. and Mrs. Carruthers, forgiving Jamie so much for what she did that they ADOPTED her:) They knew what could've happened when they took her in and when it finally did they stuck by her AND got her the help she needed:) But my FAVORITE element of this one is the ALL TOO OBVIOUS relationship that's happened between Dr. Loomis and Rachel, seriously! After she's so upset when they talk outside the clinic--as if they've talked together MANY TIMES--it cuts to her SUDDENLY SO HAPPY walking home with Tina. Then she giddily showers to that random song that talks about eloping ("When we first met up, it started up all wrong..."). When she answers the phone and finds out it's him, she flops on her bed in her towel happily telling him she was in the shower and then sounds SO ANNOYED when he's calling about Jamie;) Plus Tina was going to bring a sexy costume for HER too and we just know they were going to stop by the clinic to 'check on Jamie' where he just so happened to be:) And Max seemed to know him well enough to be comfortable around him AND scared of him:):)

can't wait till Halloween 6 this year. Paul Rudd and Exploding Heads.....

Am I the only one that actually loved Tina? She’s really different than any other “final girl” archetype and she cared for Jamie. She even died for her

I actually liked Tina and was sad when she died. Mainly because of Jamie's reaction tho. I was 10 when I first saw this so I didn't find Tina that annoying outside of being an older teenager or so

I'd totally watch a movie where Tommy Lee Jones hunts down Michael Myers.

Can we address how Lumis is as much of a monster as Micheal?

"Uncle" I believe she could have said 'Martha' as that seems to work too.

Hot damn, Loomis is creepier than Micheal.

I cant wait to watch Brad DESTROY the Rob Zombies versions.

I would very much like to see Tequila and Bonetti vs Micheal Myers.

We need more horror movies with talking dogs.

Okay, at around the 17 minute mark, I had this flash of a "what if". Y'see since the review started, it'd been bugging me, that Jamie reminded me of someone. At that moment, I realized she reminded me of Alessa from the Silent Hill franchise. Small, dark hair, borderline autistic, undefined psychic powers? CHECK! So as Michael's stalking towards her, I had this sudden flash of an air raid siren going off, the world melting around them, and Michael Meyers finds out he's been stalking the little girl from Silent Hill, and in her terror, Pyramid Head shows up and we get a battle of the Indestructible Murder Machines in a completely out of left-field crossover. Tell me that wouldn't' make this movie a hundred times better?

I actually like the direction they went with Tina in this one. It's a realistic depiction of how some people react to trauma.

"I could get used to seeing the Michael Myers car." *car explodes* "Unfortunately, it's an 80s movie car, so it explodes very easily." I lost it lol

They play this on tv every year. It was better than part 6 at least. Jamie is likable and Tina was cute.

10:25 There's an interview with Donald Shanks where he says during the scene when Loomis collapses on top of Michael, Donald Pleasance said to him "I get it now. I abused you as a child."

6:05: This universe is weird. Just look at these cops! I know you didn't add those sound effects in. It's IN the movie.

For those unaware, Halloween 5 is a stitched together mess, an entire key plot point to the movie was removed, some shots remain in the film, like when Michael is floating down the river, he looks like a ragdoll, that's because he was actually dead, and the scene where he shows the thorn tattoo, he's laying on a stone slab, but when it cuts back he's on the hermits wood floor, the stone slab was leftover from a scene in which a voodoo priest tattooed the thorn symbol in order to resurrect Michael, there was also a scene where Michael completely destroys an entire police force in graphic detail....I'm not making any of this up, this movie is stitched together, I wanna see the original version that was rated NC-17.

It's funny because Cameron Diaz would be the same age as that character in 1989.

18:43 I think this is my favorite line from the review. They didn’t even try at all to get the house right.

The kittens were the best part of the film.

About the Hitcher that appears in this movie, the writers didn't even come up with a backstory for him. The one that's revealed in the sixth movie was thought up later. To quote Linkara, "You are not allowed to call yourself a writer, artist or even _creator_ if you can't even be bothered to come up with a backstory for the characters that _you are writing!_ Fortunately, there is something we _can_ call you, _lazy!_"

Tequila and Bonetti references in a Halloween review? Bravo Brad!

I have a deep psychological fear of Michael Myers because I saw the first when I was 3

Halloween V: Let the Downfall Commence!

Honestly my favorite Halloween sequel, bar none.

The inability to get over the different house is so relatable

Out of all the Halloween sequels, this one and Resurrection were the only ones that I felt genuinely insulted while watching it. The Bulk & Skull officers, the "Michael just goes along with driving Tina to the party" scene, the portrayal of Loomis as an utter psychopath every time he interacts with Jamie.

I'm still shocked no one makes fun of Myers wearing a safety vest under his coveralls in the water rapid scene. It's so painfully obvious, they even made sure to leave it on him when he's climbing out of the water so you can clearly see it on his back. Dear God...

"Michael was Michael McDonald the whole time! [...] Does he hibernate when Halloween Ends?" Jesus, Brad, stop predicting the future.

Halloween 5 is my favorite movie in the series. This movie had a decent plot for what it was and the suspense between Jamie and Michael Myers in the end was incredible. I also appreciated the acting, pacing and cinematography. The writing could have been better. It is not perfect by a long shot but I found it entertaining.

The film's first screenplay, which was written by Shem Bitterman, featured Jamie Lloyd and Michael Myers as dual antagonists, with a now-teenage Jamie going on a killing spree of her own, Myers attempting to kill her because she was unwittingly interfering with his own spree, and Rachel being caught in the middle. Executive producer Moustapha Akkad disliked the screenplay, feeling it felt more like a parody of the Halloween series than an actual entry in it, and also because he had already promised Danielle Harris that she would be allowed to return as Jamie, and did not think that the 12-year-old Harris would be credible as a serial killer. As a result, the screenplay was rewritten essentially from scratch by Michael Jacobs and director Dominique Othenin-Girard, though Bitterman remained credited for contractual reasons.

So Jamie’s psychic but can’t tell Michael isn’t the one following her through the hospital.

The talking dog bits killed me! LoL 🤣

3:21 - Oh, wait for "Halloween Kills"...

To me the man in black should of been Cochran from Halloween 3. With Michael turning out to having been replaced by a robot at the end of part one.

I need a full Bummer version of the Halloween theme now. And I totally thought that guy was Skull, but seeing him without Bulk? Highly unlikely.

3:22 As random as the Michael McDonald joke is, its even more random that McDonald showed up in Halloween Kills lol

Anyone saw Michael in the tree before Mike drove bye

Brad, you of all people should know that every self-respecting horror movie needs a pair of bumbling comedic relief cops.

13:13 *TINUUURR*

2 halloween reviews in one year? It must be chirstmas.....or halloween I guess.

24:27 Tell that to Jem & the Holograms

Seriously why couldn't they just left Halloween to its original perfection and spare it of sequels.

i love the start of part 5. i do hate that he kills the dude that took care of him but its michael. im just glad the bird was ok. but seeing him crawl out of the rocks and go down the river is fucking hilarious, hes just a board lol hes not moving or splashing or anything.

I love you Brad!

Cartoon sound effects playing whenever a certain character is around? Oh god, it's Fatal Pulse all over again!

“In Compton, an Italian dinner is microwaved macaroni cheese, ha.” 😂 6:21

The dog made me actually check if I was watching the same review it was so jarring

Honestly, this is one of my favorite movies in the series. It’s got some very intense, creepy moments that stand out

The absolute best part of this review is the comments of people thinking the clips of the talking dog were actually from in the film. Like Halloween 5 is so bad it has a talking dog that nobody ever mentioned

Rachel dying for getting naked in this movie is ridiculous. All she was doing was taking a shower. What was she supposed to do? Take a shower with her clothes on?! Give me a break!

Underrated halloween sequel.

Will there ever be justice for Bennett Tramer?

Most of Halloween 5 and a little bit of Halloween 4 were filmed in Utah, i got to go to the park where they filmed Ted Hollister's death. It's a military memorial inside a large park.

TWO Halloween reviews in one month? First i finally see a full WWE PPV for the first time in months, watched the new OSW and now a new Cinema Snob episode on Halloween 5? It has been a wonderful two days, when NC and Sage's new episodes come out in a day, i'd be even more happy. XD

Thank you for taking time to do these reviews for us ♥

never forget me

Thank you, Cinema Snob!!!! I don't mind them having the character in some sort of a coma for a year, but that the old man just leaves him in the bed for a year is head scratching lol

It would have been interesting if they made it a game of psycho killers with Jamie making her way through the asylum and Michael making his way through Haddonfield with those two having a showdown at the end

For some reason when I was little I had this and Swamp Thing 2 recorded on a VHS and I seriously watched them once a week. I was glad to see that the movie actually has some creeping scenes and it wasn't just me being a dumb little kid thinking that it was actually good. Obviously, it doesn't compare with the original but I think it's still a really fun watch.

Maybe this sparked the origin of the "It's just a prank bro!!!" line.

2:24 😂😂😂 "young Joseph Gordon levitt" lol

You are the best Brad. This was great.

13:26 Nearly pissed myself laughing

That "The Hitcher" reference totally melt my heart. "The Hitcher" is such an underrated gem of 80's slasher movie, not to mention that it is one of my 25 favorite movies...

Nice, snob! thnx for doing this one also, love how u do it, man. Though, I went to see this one at the theatre as well as 4, I kept waiting for part 5 to get good and once it was over, it was another WTF and a lot of shaking heads.

SNOOPY(Schroeder) REFERENCE FOR THE WIN! I love you, Brad.

This is _exactly_ what's happening to the Alien prequel series right now, they end up listening to everyone who hated Prometheus/Season of The Witch for all the wrong reasons, and refuse to change or do something different _because_ of that. Sometimes I hate my life.

The talking dog was awesome!

Love these reviews. I recently watched Halloween: Resurrection and I can not wait to watch you tear it apart!

I gave a shit when Rachel died :( Ellie Cornell's a babe.

Your reviews are quality

say what you will about this flick, i gotta give credit to the kid in this, shes actually pretty good even for kid actors.

Having just rewatched this movie last week, I really appreciate your review.

21:32 Somehow you sorta kinda just predicted the 2018 Halloween movie's ending