In halo 3 you can see on the holograms In the control room that one of the rings is mainly a desert. This is canon.

The sound of the earrape hog approaching is quite possibly the most frightening thing ive ever heard.

The weird thing is this the most realistic combat scenario for real war that Halo could offer. A shitload of boredom of driving around and doing nothing for insanely long periods of time, until contact is made and everyone goes apeshit.

2:05 “Time wasted per second” Measuring time using time is how you know you’re doing some *real* math.

That earrape warhog is actually pretty intimidating.

The US military needs to adopt ear-rape as a new form of music to blast over chopped speakers.

Mix this with the Warthog Limo and you might be able to recreate the true Desert Bus experience.

Youve heard of "It plays doom" now get ready for: "We can turn it into Desert bus"

Missed opportunity to have the road be in line with the Halo ring, so it looks like you're going around the whole circle.

An hour of driving, frantic shooting then everyone dies... Is this ArmA?

4:22 "I fear no man. But that thing...it scares me"

Now we just need this combined with the cursed halo mod. Imagine an earrape warthog limo going through the road.

you can tell how far away from the centre of the map they are because of how hard the first person weapon model's vertexes are glitching out the floating point values got so high that the GPU is having trouble rendering each of the model's vertex positions accurately so it gets all wobbly

THANOS CAR THANOS CAR

" It only takes about one hour of real time driving to score a point." One quick google search later. The max speed of the warthog is 78 mph. Thats 78 miles to go to one end and back. 39ish miles is pretty insane. does that mean the max map size limit is 39 square miles?

“That’s an increase in time wasted per second.” Best quote ever.

Best Xbox exclusive Ever

I appreciate that Revenant Bus could inspire such mirth and joy.

Basically, you turned halo into an actual military experience, every combat experience truly means life or death. You either live and keep going, or drive for another hour. Every victory feels amazing. Truly beautiful.

Caboose: are we there yet? Sarge: No! Caboose: are we there yet? Simmons: No! Caboose are we there yet? Griff: (yawn) No! Caboose: are we there yet? Donut: Not yet but hopefully soon Caboose: are we there yet? Lopez: No! Caboose: are we there yet? Tucker: (looking at Sisters assets) huh? uh no what did you say l wasn't paying attention Caboose are we there yet? Sister: Nope! Caboose: are we there yet? Tex: NO! Now shut up! Caboose: are we there yet? Doc/O'Mally: I'm sure it's not far now/NOO WERE NOT THERE YET NOW SHUT UP BEFORE I SEND YOU TO OBLIVION! Caboose: are we there yet? Washington: No Caboose: are we there yet? Carolina: No Caboose were not Caboose: are we there yet? Master Chief: No were not Soldier! Caboose: are we there yet? Cortana: No Caboose: are we there yet? Church/Epsilon: GOD DAM IT CABOOSE SHUT UP CAN'T YOU SEE WE ARE ALL ON THE SAME GOD DAM ROAD THAT SEEM TO GO ON AND ON FOREVER so in answer to your question of are we there yet? THEN NO WERE NOT so please shut up! Caboose:....... Caboose: are we there yet?

Desert bus remastered

If the rabbit attacks at night there's now way it could lose.

" Or the epic new earrape warthog. " *Slaps desk* I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK!!!

I just wish I had enough friends to play something like this.

Desert bus except everyone drives tanks, and the flood is everywhere.

Do desert bus without friction

This is the most refreshing KZfaq content I've seen in a long time it reminds me of when everyone used to make machinima's and KZfaq humor was actually funny

Next up: Desert Scorpions. You use scorpions instead of warthogs. It's gonna be fun.

Warthogs don't pull slightly to the right 0/10 try again next time

You could've made it that much more evil by making the road ever so slightly curved so whoever is driving has to constantly adjust and steer their warthog. Oh, and make the sand so hot that it deals tiny amounts of damage, and disable shield regen for good measure. c:

Why is no one talking about "Thanos is walking sexily down the runway, then weinstien raped"

Why not line the road up with the ring so its literally infinite.

Thanks to all my Patrons. Your names are now immortalized in the middle of a Desert.

"Remember to rate this video 5 stars" Now that, is old fashioned

This could not have been recommended at a better time.

1:29 "halo 2 pc's multiplayer is currently abandonware" Master chief collection : i'm going to end this man's whole career

"One man. One Bus. Three hundred and sixty miles of simulated post-apocalyptic desert, and the endless struggle between man and nature personified." - Something.

This is exactly how I want to spend my time

"The sun doesn't have teeth ....Got em"

I hardly have enough time to do the things I want, yet here these guys are spending hours driving in a straight line on halo😂

"Fallout 76 is better with friends" So is driving down an empty road

Red vs Blue season 6 is looking great!

This has become a great gamemode in reach, although the road is quite a bit shorter thankfully

4:05. the rabbit cause it does not have the hydrogen properties to become a sun, so its mass collapses into itself, turning into a black hole

No 009 Sound System, instantly reported.

5:51 the anguish must have been intense. I’d be stunned silent.

The earape warthog should’ve been red verses blue warthog music

nobody: THAT guy when he passes your house at 3am: 1:17

You know that glitch where you aim with a weapon n switch to the energy sword and swing and it has a much higher range for that boost kill? What if you did that, intentionally missed the target, and flew all the way there.

Country roads, Take me home To the place I beloooong.....

Clearly someone must make a Halo 2 engine mod to enable the TRUE DESERT BUS EXPERIENCE. If it's possible to fix Morrowind, it's possible to fix Halo 2.

This is what war is really like. Moments of sheer terror, punctuating long hours of abject boredom.

Someone get Joel on the horn, he needs to do this.

4:43 OH LAWD HE COMIN!

3:35 "THERE'S ANOTHER ONE!" *B O O M*

I liked the part where they were playing on the Desert Hog map and drove the warthog on the Desert Hog map

Halo 2 but i'm wasting even more time of my life

You should post the full stream on KZfaq.

I love how the map is so massive you can see the floating point precision just crapping itself at either base.

My mans, thank you for your tireless work. You're mods have revitalized my love of pvp games

As I type this, I'm playing dessert hog online with like 2 other people. I'm watching KZfaq to pass the time. Send help. UPDATE: I don't know how many people are left on the server, but the enemy base is in sight. My quest for the holy grail is almost over. UPDATE 2: I finally arrived at the enemy base. The flag is missing. It's just gone. UPDATE 3: Everyone left, the flag is still gone. I give up. Fuck this.

How much did it cost for you to buy that Unregistered Hypercam 2?

So this seems like a good opportunity for that 8 seater warthog. Yeah, I know this isn't Halo CE but still.

This just looks like a California simulator.

1:08 Okay, time to reverse engineer Halo 2 and rewrite it using double precision floats just to have a longer desert hog map. (Hard mode: 64bit integer based game and rendering engine)

Thanos Car + Earrape = The ultimate warthog meme

2:55 When you make a comment and it looks bad you edit it entirely before anyone sees it.

I love the "2000 years later" timecard that you added in at 6:15.

The Mad Max experience

Finally, my two favorite games of all time combine to form one exciting multiplayer bus driving experience!

I absolutely love this and thank you for introducing me to the world of Desert Bus.

When you hear bass coming up from behind you

i like how the vertex precision loss is immediately evident whenever you're filming next to your base

Seriously someone tell what song the ear rape warthog is playing lol

Every moment of this video brought me joy. Thancc.

Man was not meant to fly this close to the sun.

Earrape Hog rolling up on you as an enemy is literally utter fear-inducing.

I remember how I just once knew you as one of the Dark Souls meme KZfaqr's who talked

So fun you channel dude hahah i love your mods xd

thanks for getting the map to us it's a really cool map.

That cross over intro is just one of the most beautiful things I've ever seen. Thank you InfernoPlus.

Thank you Inferno, very cool

this makes me want to cry in a good way because how you edit your videos it reminds me of the old days of KZfaq and their machinima mainly reminds me of red vs blue and THE LEET WORLD two differnt games but still reminds me keep up the good work!

I love you sir. This is brilliant.

Yes I have watched AVGN Yes I like Minecraft music

Next year on Desert Bus for Hope: Halo!

Just brilliant thank you :)

3:58 the rabbit it would have so much mass and gravity that it would condense into a black hole and swallow the sun

I love how intimidating the earrape warthog is.

5:58 🤣😆

this is the reason why half of the mcc and infinite custom browser is desert bus

You sir have earned my subscription

Okay now all we need is Halo 2 Desert Bus but without Friction

3:23 Was that the gamemaker "Ow" I just heard?

Probably the best mod of any game I have ever seen. Truly inspiring.

your channel is gold

4:11 lmfao

I never realized how much I truly needed Deep-fried Warthog in my life until I watched this video

You make one of the best mods ever

Cursed Halo weapons + Desert Hog. I don't know why, but it sounds like a good recipe for the next level of cursed mods.