Halo 2 - Funny Dialogue

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A Villainous Toaster

A Villainous Toaster

4 жыл бұрын

A video compiling the various pieces of dialogue you can find in Halo 2 when you have the I Would Have Been Your Daddy (IWHBYD) skull active. Some of these lines are funny some are just more rare, but either way, you'll probably hear some things you didn't even know were in the game from the elites, grunts, and marines!
This was a video that took me a lot of time and effort to make, having had to play Halo 2 for hours on end just to get as many unique lines as I could find. It was also considerably time consuming for me to add the tracking text to the video with keyframes. Hopefully you guys think this video was worth all that time and effort!
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@HUMADUCK
@HUMADUCK 3 жыл бұрын
I’ve taken a GRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVOUS WOOOOOOOOOOOOUND
@ajalex7133
@ajalex7133 3 жыл бұрын
Wort Wort Wort
@kinglolmon6453
@kinglolmon6453 3 жыл бұрын
Wort Wort Wort
@SomethingCreativeHere
@SomethingCreativeHere 3 жыл бұрын
wort wort wort
@shawndurant5170
@shawndurant5170 3 жыл бұрын
Wort wort wort
@RougeHunter141
@RougeHunter141 3 жыл бұрын
Hello Caboose
@albemonta8591
@albemonta8591 4 жыл бұрын
Elites: *a noble and ancient race of born warriors that are extremely religious and follow a strict moral code * Also elites: *make me a sandwich*
@randynuggetnubs5472
@randynuggetnubs5472 4 жыл бұрын
Arbiter, do you do foot massages?
@croc3862
@croc3862 4 жыл бұрын
@Timothy Gillis all elites are cute
@systemvolume5493
@systemvolume5493 4 жыл бұрын
Me arriving to subway
@siraj6920
@siraj6920 4 жыл бұрын
that part
@MrSmilingDeath
@MrSmilingDeath 4 жыл бұрын
Sometimes in Halo 2, if you stare at an elite's crotch long enough, they'll say, "yes, I am a male." Not that I've done it or anything...
@ProfesionalManKisser
@ProfesionalManKisser 11 ай бұрын
3:41 Confession 2:29 Marriage 5:21 Honeymoon 1:34 3 Years Into Marriage 5:31 Divorce
@ratmaneaterofcheese2446
@ratmaneaterofcheese2446 11 ай бұрын
Sad
@Nothing_But_A_Side_Character
@Nothing_But_A_Side_Character 10 ай бұрын
Best story I’ve ever read/heard 🥹
@lavenderaz
@lavenderaz 9 ай бұрын
Underrated comment
@Slobbynobby
@Slobbynobby 9 ай бұрын
Fucking fire
@user-kh9mv4gf7p
@user-kh9mv4gf7p 9 ай бұрын
aSshOLe
@DylanoRevs
@DylanoRevs 2 жыл бұрын
4:03 - 4:26 I love how the whole point of the song is just telling the player to stop standing around
@theslavemotivator3571
@theslavemotivator3571 2 жыл бұрын
Press the pause button
@near5148
@near5148 Жыл бұрын
They tell his va to sing
@AutisticTyson
@AutisticTyson Жыл бұрын
It’s my new ringtone
@Vaffle_1231
@Vaffle_1231 10 ай бұрын
​@@theslavemotivator3571Idiot!
@Slobbynobby
@Slobbynobby 9 ай бұрын
Bro hits those fucking notes though
@Qircore
@Qircore 4 жыл бұрын
But...arbitor friend :(
@ThePandJ
@ThePandJ 4 жыл бұрын
I really felt that.
@Qircore
@Qircore 4 жыл бұрын
ThePandJ I will love u and pet u and call u George
@ugiustuskeiserus8066
@ugiustuskeiserus8066 4 жыл бұрын
Might as well shoot me now, get it over with
@melkor3496
@melkor3496 4 жыл бұрын
B-1000 Gollum reference.
@ARCtrooperblueleader
@ARCtrooperblueleader 4 жыл бұрын
@Goombella - lol
@TheArkTheArkTheArk
@TheArkTheArkTheArk 3 жыл бұрын
“I bleed more than that on a regular basis!” Holy shit that’s a raw line for a female NPC.
@TheArkTheArkTheArk
@TheArkTheArkTheArk 3 жыл бұрын
Edyson Maldonado Baten that...that is the joke, yes. Congratulations.
@thickchip3206
@thickchip3206 3 жыл бұрын
I didn’t even realize
@iamedyson
@iamedyson 3 жыл бұрын
@@TheArkTheArkTheArk Sir, please shut up.
@josefzalusky7307
@josefzalusky7307 3 жыл бұрын
Ohh. That's a period joke. I didn't even realize.
@Vikingr4Jesus5919
@Vikingr4Jesus5919 3 жыл бұрын
I see by the replies we got a load o' Fresh Meat. (for the Fresh Meat, that means rookies)
@imperialguardproductions
@imperialguardproductions Жыл бұрын
I love that elite just casually tells Arbitor to make him a sandwich lol. 1:34
@crydovahgear1178
@crydovahgear1178 Жыл бұрын
I think he’s talking to the player for being afk
@prestige1018
@prestige1018 Жыл бұрын
hahahah
@timlockwood5028
@timlockwood5028 Жыл бұрын
Heavy
@Cosmicfear101
@Cosmicfear101 Жыл бұрын
​@@timlockwood5028n profile pic opinion automatically inavlid
@timlockwood5028
@timlockwood5028 Жыл бұрын
@@Cosmicfear101 ok
@NotKale69
@NotKale69 Жыл бұрын
1:35 Out of all of the dialogues, this is the most random. Just imagine being on another planet, hunting down a fugitive and a random soldier walks up to the arbiter and goes “make me a sandwich.”
@idkwmytuni
@idkwmytuni 11 ай бұрын
The joke is that the player went AFK to make a sandwich and the Elite is going "Make ME a sandwich" Kinda like the Johnson one later on
@Silkyfin_
@Silkyfin_ 5 ай бұрын
​​@@idkwmytunijohnson saw the player making a sandwich for the elite and he wanted one also
@justinzera3045
@justinzera3045 4 жыл бұрын
Woman Marine: " I bleed more than that on a regular basis"
@explldinghenry231
@explldinghenry231 4 жыл бұрын
Ew
@armonicxbox3867
@armonicxbox3867 4 жыл бұрын
I did not think of that lol
@azure4622
@azure4622 4 жыл бұрын
I thought she was good at getting paper cuts
@theunderdog9353
@theunderdog9353 4 жыл бұрын
Wait, did you just...
@theunderdog9353
@theunderdog9353 4 жыл бұрын
@@cloudfall2157 I see what you did there
@AbysmalGaming
@AbysmalGaming 4 жыл бұрын
All the female marines get pissed off when you stare at them, but the male marines love the attention.
@jeremiahgranger1566
@jeremiahgranger1566 4 жыл бұрын
Because ladies hate being stared at men..
@DixieSchizo
@DixieSchizo 4 жыл бұрын
@@jeremiahgranger1566 only if you are ugly
@awake5180
@awake5180 4 жыл бұрын
Ohh I know what the ladies like
@professorchaos2946
@professorchaos2946 4 жыл бұрын
And that one elite confeses his love to arbiter
@benjamin6523
@benjamin6523 4 жыл бұрын
@@awake5180 I sill cant under stand the joke
@lead_head
@lead_head 2 жыл бұрын
1:10 my new favorite line in existence
@tdjkhazard4522
@tdjkhazard4522 Жыл бұрын
Has the same energy as “I’ve been stung by a wasp. I’m dying!”
@projectxv3066
@projectxv3066 Жыл бұрын
Next one is better tho Bro explained the entire story of halo
@LaSeppiaDelQuartiere
@LaSeppiaDelQuartiere 9 ай бұрын
Zug zug :)
@Ace_BlueWolf
@Ace_BlueWolf 6 ай бұрын
I've taken a grieeeeeevous wounnnnnd 😩
@JunkstHat3605
@JunkstHat3605 Ай бұрын
IVE TAKEN A GREEEEEEEEEVOUS WOUND!
@ikongalaxy5671
@ikongalaxy5671 2 жыл бұрын
5:53 "HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE!?" "WHAT DO YOU THINK, ME FODDER??" that's perfect LOL
@bamarine247
@bamarine247 4 жыл бұрын
What’s funny is that they deliberately recorded all these knowing that players would just stand and stare at NPCs to see what they would say
@prateekpanwar646
@prateekpanwar646 3 жыл бұрын
I never had a conversation. Maybe should stop unintentional speed running
@missingno2401
@missingno2401 3 жыл бұрын
they knew that the players would fuck around and not proceed with the story so they recorded some stuff for them to notice
@speakeroftheassembly3680
@speakeroftheassembly3680 3 жыл бұрын
@@prateekpanwar646 speedrunning is for try hards and KZfaqrs which I guess we both are........ Touche
@piggsy20
@piggsy20 3 жыл бұрын
Pretty crazy since the game was rushed
@NotALotOfColonial_SpaghettiToG
@NotALotOfColonial_SpaghettiToG 3 жыл бұрын
@@piggsy20 imagine a world where h2 wasn't rushed.
@sailor7388
@sailor7388 4 жыл бұрын
She was one of cute ones :(
@Blox117
@Blox117 4 жыл бұрын
and then he starts unbuckling his pants "yeah you go on ahead chief, i gotta uhh..., ill cover the rear"
@Whazzupie
@Whazzupie 4 жыл бұрын
@@Blox117 Well that escalated in anything but an upward direction.
@jjbfour
@jjbfour 4 жыл бұрын
He's going up somewhere
@boopjackrex7598
@boopjackrex7598 4 жыл бұрын
Blox117 more like going in the rear
@venator104th3
@venator104th3 4 жыл бұрын
Cover the rear. Lololololo
@inanimateinsomniac4life
@inanimateinsomniac4life 2 жыл бұрын
4:53 SCARED ME OUT OF THE KITCHEN, because i was actually making one ;-;
@ArbiterAK
@ArbiterAK Жыл бұрын
Lol
@donutlovingwerewolf8837
@donutlovingwerewolf8837 Жыл бұрын
Grim Quest?
@Kronosdoesshit
@Kronosdoesshit Жыл бұрын
I also want a sammich
@opoderosoimperioteocratico4885
@opoderosoimperioteocratico4885 7 ай бұрын
It doesn't matter if it's an alien or a human, everyone likes a sandwich
@EmberTheFlareon3579
@EmberTheFlareon3579 7 ай бұрын
I love the fact that you just so happened to go afk while staring at this particular marine to make yourself a sandwich and this particular line played while making the sandwich. XD
@JonesBrothersProductionsiac
@JonesBrothersProductionsiac Жыл бұрын
2:42 This is why the Grunts are some of my favorite enemies to fight.
@alimohsin496
@alimohsin496 4 жыл бұрын
“I’ve taken a... *GREEEEEEVIOUS WOOOOOOOOOOOUND”*
@captainkeyes9913
@captainkeyes9913 3 жыл бұрын
And the shield wasn't down, what a child
@NoObKiLlerS117
@NoObKiLlerS117 3 жыл бұрын
1:09
@Achilnos2014
@Achilnos2014 3 жыл бұрын
Sounds like "I NEEEEEEEEED A MEDIC BAG"
@MarMar_2002
@MarMar_2002 3 жыл бұрын
Elite even sounded like general grevious
@randomthe0ne
@randomthe0ne 3 жыл бұрын
Hello there
@jordancup5802
@jordancup5802 4 жыл бұрын
I'll hang out with that ODST
@yolojeweetniet
@yolojeweetniet 4 жыл бұрын
Same kirby peter guy and ahegao guy
@MasterHall117
@MasterHall117 4 жыл бұрын
KirbyPeter the singing one? Hail yeah!
@ajflink
@ajflink 4 жыл бұрын
@@MasterHall117 That is hilarious!
@MasterHall117
@MasterHall117 4 жыл бұрын
Adam Link did you know Sarge from RvB was requested to join the ODST? It would be cool for the them to return to infinite and one of them sounded like sarge saying his usuals from RvB!
@dark-co9ne
@dark-co9ne 4 жыл бұрын
gg thats a real woman
@PixelationMusic
@PixelationMusic 2 жыл бұрын
5:21 the nonchalant tone kills me every time.
@Anakinvoorhees
@Anakinvoorhees Жыл бұрын
6:49 That line hit hard. I felt that in my core 😢
@Jay_the_yeen
@Jay_the_yeen 10 ай бұрын
Zug Zug 😔😔😔😔😔❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹
@drumpsadorgon
@drumpsadorgon 8 ай бұрын
zug zug
@Arar2c
@Arar2c 8 ай бұрын
It was voiced by Joe Staten lol
@daniellehildreth1186
@daniellehildreth1186 7 ай бұрын
Zug Zug.
@Arar2c
@Arar2c 6 ай бұрын
No! Wort Wort Wort
@loosekannon7462
@loosekannon7462 4 жыл бұрын
Repeatedly swap weapons with sgt Johnson and he‘ll say “funny cortana, now turn him back on”
@ItsPrimezona
@ItsPrimezona 4 жыл бұрын
Are you supposed to be helping Charlie and the gang with the hotel?
@loosekannon7462
@loosekannon7462 4 жыл бұрын
PrimeZona yes, but I’m bored
@Dragonkeyblade10
@Dragonkeyblade10 4 жыл бұрын
@@ItsPrimezona halo 2 is arguably more important than the hotel
@ItsPrimezona
@ItsPrimezona 4 жыл бұрын
Dragonkeyblade10 YES
@ItsPrimezona
@ItsPrimezona 4 жыл бұрын
Alastor I get you
@PeppermintMocha
@PeppermintMocha 4 жыл бұрын
"Well Arbiter I... I... I think you're cute too..." is probably the cutest thing in this video because he legitimately sounded like he had a crush on Arby.
@Qircore
@Qircore 4 жыл бұрын
Peppermint yes...processing how cute that was....100%
@aeronautisch
@aeronautisch 4 жыл бұрын
Who wouldn’t? He was a great shipmaster who failed miserably despite his numerous efforts on taking down humanity (his body count is in the millions). And instead of being put down he rose to the royal rank of The Arbiter, the will of the prophets despite wearing a mark of shame. Becoming an Arbiter is both shameful and looked up upon in the Covenant, lol. He has quite the resume.
@Qircore
@Qircore 4 жыл бұрын
This channel does not exist. That is true the armor is sappose to show that they don’t care about that elite dying but through the times he slowly gained the elites trust and all the others
@aeronautisch
@aeronautisch 4 жыл бұрын
B-1000. Not to mention all the arbiters have done great things that benefited the Covenant (or the prophets agenda 🤔) in the past.
@OMalleyTheMaggot
@OMalleyTheMaggot 4 жыл бұрын
@@aeronautisch The Arbiter wasnt actually so much of a "royal rank" as it was a punishment. Hence why he was then sent on various suicide missions while underequipped.
@martianmanfrommars8428
@martianmanfrommars8428 2 жыл бұрын
"...PRESS THE PAUSE BUTTON IDIOT!" I love the Marines getting so annoyed with Chief doing nothing that they break the forth wall.
@legiterally2902
@legiterally2902 2 жыл бұрын
4:57 easily the best voice line in halo
@Rajesh-tq6xq
@Rajesh-tq6xq 2 жыл бұрын
It sure is
@Shelleton.
@Shelleton. 2 жыл бұрын
Munky
@TheInfiniteNine
@TheInfiniteNine 2 жыл бұрын
I'd like to see him say that to Criag's face and get away with it
@thesamejackalsniperthatkil117
@thesamejackalsniperthatkil117 2 жыл бұрын
Cheeke Monke
@sturzkampfflugzueg
@sturzkampfflugzueg Жыл бұрын
I'm dying help
@santiagobarraza28
@santiagobarraza28 3 жыл бұрын
That one elite that clearly has a crush on the arbiter, that's cute.
@julianivanov3058
@julianivanov3058 3 жыл бұрын
Ikr, that's adorable
@cellyzs
@cellyzs 3 жыл бұрын
Yes! I went Awwww
@dadofgfuel3581
@dadofgfuel3581 3 жыл бұрын
Makes me feel bad that you probably killed that exact elite eventually in the game
@predawnspark3246
@predawnspark3246 3 жыл бұрын
More like all of them
@charlesdemers1197
@charlesdemers1197 3 жыл бұрын
Halo 2 is actually a bromance sim
@peteguardiola
@peteguardiola 4 жыл бұрын
I remember on one play through a marine said while shooting a dead elite : " My brother was on Reach you basterd!"
@villigrandv223
@villigrandv223 4 жыл бұрын
It hits me real hard tbh
@dsrtpixie
@dsrtpixie 4 жыл бұрын
That's depressing
@pawejabonski8544
@pawejabonski8544 4 жыл бұрын
Im not sure if it was on Halo 2 but i've heard that marine said something like "that's for Reach" while killing an elite :D
@nooralamgir3703
@nooralamgir3703 4 жыл бұрын
@@pawejabonski8544 h3
@funnyvalentine1592
@funnyvalentine1592 4 жыл бұрын
Dont bring back reach memories
@unclespy5921
@unclespy5921 2 жыл бұрын
1:34 This is just too good lmao
@WiseLuck117
@WiseLuck117 2 жыл бұрын
6:07 best elite line.
@thctitan5041
@thctitan5041 3 ай бұрын
shipmaster is one of my favorite elites
@DarkReptilian
@DarkReptilian 4 жыл бұрын
From flirty elites to ODSTs (Orbital Divorcing Sergeant Troopers) What a wonderful game
@snakeywakey3893
@snakeywakey3893 4 жыл бұрын
This comment made me giggle.
@Suburban_S
@Suburban_S 4 жыл бұрын
Orbital Drop Shock Troopers
@thelegalmexican9860
@thelegalmexican9860 4 жыл бұрын
Sonderling he was making a joke...
@Suburban_S
@Suburban_S 4 жыл бұрын
The illegal Mexican oh, it looked like that would be a legit name for them so that’s why I thought
@vonix1445
@vonix1445 4 жыл бұрын
yeah like the other guy said 'Orbital Drop Shock Trooper'
@theunderdog9353
@theunderdog9353 4 жыл бұрын
That one marine singing "war, what is it good for" and writing a haiku to his girlfriend has more personality than any character in Halo 5 EDIT: Yes, it's an ODST. I left the comment after watching the video so I forgot that. Stop trying to correct me 🤦🏻‍♂️
@ewokcalypse4470
@ewokcalypse4470 4 жыл бұрын
Obi-Wan Kenobi 1:09 I’ve taken a grievous wound
@brotherhoodknight4417
@brotherhoodknight4417 4 жыл бұрын
Obi-Wan Kenobi Making an exception for Buck I would agree
@jacobstarr9010
@jacobstarr9010 4 жыл бұрын
@@brotherhoodknight4417 buck serves nothing other than comic relief.
@charlesmaclellan8124
@charlesmaclellan8124 4 жыл бұрын
@@brotherhoodknight4417 Buck was only good because we already like him due to H3: ODST
@genericwhitekidthesecond4330
@genericwhitekidthesecond4330 4 жыл бұрын
Don't forget breaking the 4th wall. "Use the pause button, idiot!"
@DeepFriedKangaroo2
@DeepFriedKangaroo2 2 жыл бұрын
5:13 Oh Johnson, you are a treasure.
@blueviper64
@blueviper64 2 жыл бұрын
UNSC: “The Covenant are full of evil, bloodthirsty monsters just itching to kill all of humanity. Who knows what those demons are up to?” What the Covenant are up to: 3:41
@Grimreaper-ps4di
@Grimreaper-ps4di 2 жыл бұрын
what a great couple
@akaironoodles2551
@akaironoodles2551 Жыл бұрын
Shipped
@Silkyfin_
@Silkyfin_ 5 ай бұрын
​@@akaironoodles2551double shipped
@TheBeanPope
@TheBeanPope 3 ай бұрын
I will love you and pet you and call you george
@sinisterisrandom8537
@sinisterisrandom8537 4 жыл бұрын
"Let's see, the Colonies are toast, the Covenant found Earth, and our last best hope is a guy in green metal underoos with some serious friendly fire issues." XD
@loosekannon7462
@loosekannon7462 4 жыл бұрын
sinister is random solid copy!
@Wayffle
@Wayffle 4 жыл бұрын
That line is something out of red vs blue
@theunderdog9353
@theunderdog9353 4 жыл бұрын
That marine knows his shit 😂
@MasterHall117
@MasterHall117 4 жыл бұрын
sinister is random *blue friendly fire issues* Me: ah, yep, that is caboose for ye Activate codes CTRL-F-U
@ARCtrooperblueleader
@ARCtrooperblueleader 4 жыл бұрын
@sinister is random - lol
@buckshot5096
@buckshot5096 4 жыл бұрын
4:22 "Press the pause button...Idiot!" 4th wall break!?
@calebkopp7636
@calebkopp7636 4 жыл бұрын
My favorite was him legit singing for a good 30 seconds just to lull you in then gives you shit xD
@ARCtrooperblueleader
@ARCtrooperblueleader 4 жыл бұрын
@buckshot 50 - Definitely. xD
@StanTVXD
@StanTVXD 4 жыл бұрын
The making sandwich is also break 4th wall lol
@aloafofbagels6381
@aloafofbagels6381 4 жыл бұрын
I mean 75% of these are 4th wall breaks lmao
@elliesart_
@elliesart_ 4 жыл бұрын
:o
@HaveANiceDayLol.
@HaveANiceDayLol. 2 жыл бұрын
3:16 He's smarter than he sounds
@phillipwalling7470
@phillipwalling7470 Жыл бұрын
What's funny is that the Master chief and Arbiter are considered icons of their respective factions, yet they're still treated like a simple recruit.
@benchshrapnel9179
@benchshrapnel9179 3 жыл бұрын
*shot doesn't even break his shielding* "I'VE TAKEN A GRIEVOUSSSSSSSS WOOOOUUUUND"
@squrtile100
@squrtile100 2 жыл бұрын
1:07
@chinesecovidanalswabs4752
@chinesecovidanalswabs4752 2 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@morgan-peter
@morgan-peter 2 жыл бұрын
Elites understand and utilize sarcasm effectively- and I love them all the more for it. 😆
@HalfbreedTrini
@HalfbreedTrini 2 жыл бұрын
Every class has a drama queen
@royaltyfree9607
@royaltyfree9607 2 жыл бұрын
You’re laughing…..he’s taken a grievoooooouuuus woooooouuuund and youre laughing
@EmperorTortoise
@EmperorTortoise 4 жыл бұрын
“Do you do... foot massages, arbiter?” *Slowly looks down at feet*
@Matty_magpie
@Matty_magpie 3 жыл бұрын
why must you curse us- ;^;
@bigdaddybuttmaster69
@bigdaddybuttmaster69 3 жыл бұрын
F O O T F E T I S H T I M E
@venomrulesall
@venomrulesall 3 жыл бұрын
Was half expecting him to shoot them.
@WorrizEcko
@WorrizEcko 3 жыл бұрын
TIME STAMP NOW
@Slumode
@Slumode 3 жыл бұрын
Unfortunate
@peterstromboli8979
@peterstromboli8979 2 жыл бұрын
1:08 damn i havent laughed that hard at halo in a long time
@hopemarks4173
@hopemarks4173 Жыл бұрын
“But arbiter friend” SO CUTE
@LonePyroWolf
@LonePyroWolf 4 жыл бұрын
The best line from Halo 2 will still and always be in the original; Marine: "Dear Sarge... Kicking ass in Outer Space - Wish you were here..." Johnson: "I heard that! Jackass..."
@KitKat-nj7mj
@KitKat-nj7mj 4 жыл бұрын
isn’t that halo 3
@IonicHyperspace
@IonicHyperspace 4 жыл бұрын
KitKat 0459, Halo 2 during Delta Halo
@claudiocardosomartins4058
@claudiocardosomartins4058 4 жыл бұрын
@@KitKat-nj7mj Halo 2, right after you clear the first temple ruins after hard fall on Delta Halo.
@dappylk9
@dappylk9 4 жыл бұрын
That's no regular marine my man, that's Chips Dubbo
@theicemanleaveth
@theicemanleaveth 4 жыл бұрын
Sebastián Arenas I only found this out recently, but another marine says that line if Chips is dead
@justyashi42
@justyashi42 4 жыл бұрын
4:02 is the most elaborate way for a game to tell you to pause the game
@halinaqi2194
@halinaqi2194 4 жыл бұрын
lol yeah
@SpartanNeo
@SpartanNeo 4 жыл бұрын
And best
@chirantannath6593
@chirantannath6593 Жыл бұрын
I love the insults hurled at the Chief for fooling around. According to the novels, if the Chief stares at you, you apologize. (He has Batman-style intimidation glare.)
@catm590
@catm590 2 жыл бұрын
Whatever VA did the one human guy npc was frickin’ hilarious “Shows over turn it, back around, probably something more interesting…over that way” “Uh lets see our colonies are blown to hell, the covenant have found earth, and our last best hope is a guy in green metal underoo’s with serious friendly fire issues, YEAH I’M GREAT!” “she was one of the cute ones😭” “okay let’s eat and change our shoes!”
@jackofalltraits2145
@jackofalltraits2145 Жыл бұрын
Real life actor and comedian, David Cross man.
@tallguy8719
@tallguy8719 4 жыл бұрын
How to ask out girls: **staring and heavy breathing**
@butterccm
@butterccm 3 жыл бұрын
I should try that out
@max1muslegend772
@max1muslegend772 3 жыл бұрын
@@butterccm you gotta get some 7' tall armor too
@butterccm
@butterccm 3 жыл бұрын
@@max1muslegend772 facts
@davidmccown6127
@davidmccown6127 4 жыл бұрын
7:01 that was an emotional roller coaster
@jaydimmick8554
@jaydimmick8554 4 жыл бұрын
Hes goin through alot rn
@themeddite2935
@themeddite2935 4 жыл бұрын
Too bad he was on delta halo and probably didn’t make it
@dondonlaurena
@dondonlaurena 4 жыл бұрын
That went from 😊 to 😅 to 😳
@kengarogun7686
@kengarogun7686 4 жыл бұрын
Better plot than whole of halo 5
@moresoulthanasockwithahole3493
@moresoulthanasockwithahole3493 4 жыл бұрын
@@themeddite2935 HE DID
@chiefcombo3900
@chiefcombo3900 2 жыл бұрын
1:11 that freakin ahhh followed by 3 seconds of pure silence and the elite says "I've taken a grieeevvious wounnndd" and God the mini subtitles made it even more funny then it should've been.
@Swat_Guy824
@Swat_Guy824 2 жыл бұрын
3:42 "Elite: i.. i think you're cute too" "Arbiter: What do you mean huh." "Elite: nothing."
@yes_and_so_what
@yes_and_so_what 3 ай бұрын
Why are the names in quotes as well
@bored8321
@bored8321 3 жыл бұрын
"Will be home for divorce" is probably the most realistic line said
@SirZemmy
@SirZemmy 3 жыл бұрын
PS: Can I take the dog?
@suckmymiddlefinger4350
@suckmymiddlefinger4350 3 жыл бұрын
Military wives could confirm.
@Valfothr
@Valfothr 4 жыл бұрын
3:02 "If I find out you have x-ray vision, you're dead" *_Malicously racks weapon_*
@lazyvideoproductions2979
@lazyvideoproductions2979 4 жыл бұрын
A really big hole coming right up.
@shaman9024
@shaman9024 3 жыл бұрын
(Gulp) how did she know 😱😲
@iliasstardust9772
@iliasstardust9772 3 жыл бұрын
**Need to silence her**
@Snakehead-fy4sb
@Snakehead-fy4sb 2 жыл бұрын
"i will love you and pet youand call you george" *proceeds to start firing at Master Chief*
@thatguy9579
@thatguy9579 2 жыл бұрын
"P.S. Do you think I could take the dog?" this man got his priorities right where he needs them
@kilroy6429
@kilroy6429 4 жыл бұрын
1:10 when you barely hit your little brother but then he tells your mom
@halo3rat_709
@halo3rat_709 4 жыл бұрын
Funny comment
@kilroy6429
@kilroy6429 4 жыл бұрын
@@halo3rat_709 I can't tell: are you being sarcastic or sincere? Tone is really hard to detect online.
@kilroy6429
@kilroy6429 4 жыл бұрын
@Noseberg Schlomopass ok
@sacrilegious9584
@sacrilegious9584 4 жыл бұрын
@@kilroy6429 😂😂😂🤣
@denisenaylor1229
@denisenaylor1229 4 жыл бұрын
Every genji main
@BigPuddin
@BigPuddin 3 жыл бұрын
4:23 That guy was having way too much fun in the recording booth.
@voidc4
@voidc4 3 жыл бұрын
Can never have too much fun
@SpectreCiNW
@SpectreCiNW 3 жыл бұрын
Yheay yheay yheay yea!
@danielmaloney1420
@danielmaloney1420 3 жыл бұрын
@@SpectreCiNW I love this song and this shit had my crying "IDIOT"
@ShibaInuMochi
@ShibaInuMochi 3 жыл бұрын
Breaking the fourth wall the right way!
@kmrchneru9103
@kmrchneru9103 3 жыл бұрын
@@nashandra6634 your cringe
@bruh_yourself5788
@bruh_yourself5788 2 жыл бұрын
7:30 ok now I don't feel so bad when they died 🤣
@kilotron702
@kilotron702 Жыл бұрын
Finding all of this funny dialogue makes me realize that a LOT of Red Vs. Blue was actually pretty close to the original side material in the actual games!
@diamondinthesky4771
@diamondinthesky4771 3 жыл бұрын
"If I find out you have x-ray vision, you're dead" Chief - *sweats nervously*
@myyoutubechannel7912
@myyoutubechannel7912 3 жыл бұрын
Pfffft good luck killing chief he has plot armor
@JoseHernandez-pd5qw
@JoseHernandez-pd5qw 3 жыл бұрын
@@myyoutubechannel7912 and spartan armor
@anoblefish411
@anoblefish411 3 жыл бұрын
@@myyoutubechannel7912 welp, she could dry him to death...
@mason2170
@mason2170 2 жыл бұрын
@@anoblefish411 There's a joke you can do there.
@myyoutubechannel7912
@myyoutubechannel7912 2 жыл бұрын
@@JoseHernandez-pd5qw true
@railfan2499
@railfan2499 4 жыл бұрын
“Your armor is quite impressive. Might I try your hat?”
@thecatfather857
@thecatfather857 4 жыл бұрын
“You stare at me. I stare at you. I fail to see the point.” “We do not have time for games. And even if we did, this one’s kind of stupid.”
@joshuapurdy7065
@joshuapurdy7065 4 жыл бұрын
Halo reach marine: “we have limited time in this universe... and we weren’t meant to spend it this way”
@elliesart_
@elliesart_ 4 жыл бұрын
I love that elite.
@Darth_Supaku
@Darth_Supaku 4 жыл бұрын
@@elliesart_ who don't like half jaw
@a.ben1137
@a.ben1137 Жыл бұрын
7:06 this is the Easter egg to Sarge from Red vs Blue were he read letters and say stop to show where letter go.
@travisharnedmusic
@travisharnedmusic Жыл бұрын
1:09 easily the best piece of dialogue in halo 2
@neonsolace2748
@neonsolace2748 4 жыл бұрын
6:35 basically every halo fan ever
@xjar6958
@xjar6958 4 жыл бұрын
Night Wolf 😂
@denisenaylor1229
@denisenaylor1229 4 жыл бұрын
5:18
@ItsEdboy
@ItsEdboy 4 жыл бұрын
You can see chiefs eyes if you angle the camera just right.. hes got veiny eyes!
@colebegay8513
@colebegay8513 4 жыл бұрын
* 3:22 👌🏼
@AviChetriArtwork
@AviChetriArtwork 3 жыл бұрын
Im glad someone in lore is curious like us.
@SpaceWaffle
@SpaceWaffle 3 жыл бұрын
The elites are my favorite 😂😂
@derpyprince2319
@derpyprince2319 3 жыл бұрын
3:41
@rogueyeti7179
@rogueyeti7179 3 жыл бұрын
Wort wort wort
@shockwafe5644
@shockwafe5644 3 жыл бұрын
Make me a Sandwich
@richardphilpott1013
@richardphilpott1013 3 жыл бұрын
I've taken a GRIEEEEEEEVOUS WOOOOOOOOOOUND
@chimpgaming8290
@chimpgaming8290 3 жыл бұрын
There bad guys but F U N N Y
@shortgiraffves2456
@shortgiraffves2456 2 жыл бұрын
"She was one of the cute ones" he actually sounded sad too
@gmoney7849
@gmoney7849 2 жыл бұрын
“I will love you and pet you and call you George!” *Proceeds to shoot aggressively*
@far_away907
@far_away907 4 жыл бұрын
6:35 every halo fan when chief literally exists
@SpectreCiNW
@SpectreCiNW 3 жыл бұрын
That Helljumper sonova-gun
@avichalsharma3856
@avichalsharma3856 3 жыл бұрын
WTF are you talking about. inside the helmet is your own face. The player himself is masterchief.
@avichalsharma3856
@avichalsharma3856 3 жыл бұрын
@@CommenterMr922 Written story doesn't count. I am the cannon face.
@avichalsharma3856
@avichalsharma3856 3 жыл бұрын
@@CommenterMr922 Books are just not same as game. Halo Reach already contradicts books and as far as cannon priority goes Games>Books
@vinizin8291
@vinizin8291 3 жыл бұрын
@@avichalsharma3856 Master Chief gender is helmet
@shaggyshrimp7126
@shaggyshrimp7126 3 жыл бұрын
1:34 A poor elite never got his sandwich... Please donate one sandwich to elites in need.
@JeffGordonFan
@JeffGordonFan 3 жыл бұрын
One Like = One Sandwich For Mr. Gay Elite
@barbecuedbleach
@barbecuedbleach 3 жыл бұрын
The way he turns to you
@skyezone3429
@skyezone3429 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine if u were off making a sandwich and he says this lol
@DylanoRevs
@DylanoRevs 3 жыл бұрын
4:53 Johnson wants one too
@thechaosinsurgencyscientis7841
@thechaosinsurgencyscientis7841 3 жыл бұрын
F in the chat for that elite :'(
@imsonav1277
@imsonav1277 Жыл бұрын
"Make me a sandwhich" BASED ELITE
@painhelix6768
@painhelix6768 Жыл бұрын
How is this better than ACTUAL comedy shows?!😂😂
@3starperfectdeer233
@3starperfectdeer233 3 жыл бұрын
1:16 I'm convinced he's fully conscious of being in the Halo universe
@bandit3019
@bandit3019 2 жыл бұрын
And 4:02 is conscious of being in a video game "press the pause button. Idiot... Jesus"
@superadambomb5834
@superadambomb5834 2 жыл бұрын
That kinda sounded like church from rvb
@michaelkeaton5394
@michaelkeaton5394 2 жыл бұрын
Well he would be halo's first and only analrapist, an analyst and therapist...
@andyfriederichsen
@andyfriederichsen 2 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure everyone at that point knows all of the things he said.
@RDProductionsRodttor
@RDProductionsRodttor 2 жыл бұрын
@@michaelkeaton5394 Good ol Tobias
@mako4134
@mako4134 4 жыл бұрын
4:23 that ODST broke the fourth wall
@TheWither129
@TheWither129 3 жыл бұрын
“PRESS THE PAUSE BUTTON! IDIOT.” I fucking can’t with this game lmao Can you imagine going afk for a minute to check your phone, and then hearing the ODST sing a song and then yell at you for not pausing the game?
@thesamejackalsniperthatkil117
@thesamejackalsniperthatkil117 2 жыл бұрын
0:57 :| thank yo- oh it's still warm :) 1:01 my favorite grunt line. It just sounds adorable.
@EruseanPug
@EruseanPug 2 жыл бұрын
“Well, Arbiter… I… I think you’re cute too” and “Make me a sandwich” are my favorite lines.
@smackn6685
@smackn6685 3 жыл бұрын
“She was one of the cute ones” that’s the saddest one
@alucian_5967
@alucian_5967 3 жыл бұрын
6:57 Dude got a cold chill, leave him alone
@UncleTyso
@UncleTyso 3 жыл бұрын
hadadahaliool
@sigma9904
@sigma9904 2 жыл бұрын
@@UncleTyso basically
@s0Iare
@s0Iare 9 ай бұрын
2:25 Best line.
@michaelkeaton5394
@michaelkeaton5394 Жыл бұрын
david cross is such a great actor
@pilotj9467
@pilotj9467 3 жыл бұрын
5:31 I think it's hilarious that Elites canonicaly swear like humans.
@AndrewTateTheTopGfan
@AndrewTateTheTopGfan 2 жыл бұрын
I like you profile picture
@QueenofSilence101
@QueenofSilence101 2 жыл бұрын
Is that the same guy who has a crush on Arbiter--
@TCStink3
@TCStink3 7 ай бұрын
Or they learned a few human swear words from fighting them.
@jakefelty
@jakefelty 3 жыл бұрын
A grunt asked me once “Arbiter, tell me a story!”
@kittykat5915
@kittykat5915 3 жыл бұрын
Did you tell him a story?
@Felix-xw6du
@Felix-xw6du 3 жыл бұрын
Well… did you?
@grapman9808
@grapman9808 3 жыл бұрын
Cmon did you tell him a story?
@Eli-akad
@Eli-akad 3 жыл бұрын
I really wanna know if u told him that story🤔
@eliastoufexis3187
@eliastoufexis3187 3 жыл бұрын
"Tell me another Jackal story"
@ale-skate
@ale-skate 2 жыл бұрын
1:24 he says “And our last hope is a guy in green metal *underoos*”
@redstonegaming7969
@redstonegaming7969 Жыл бұрын
4:53 imagine actually going afk to make a sandwich, and then you hear him say that from the other room
@PremierRikLatyeskov
@PremierRikLatyeskov 3 жыл бұрын
5:30 just the simplicity of another Elite calling the Arbiter an asshole for taking his beam rifle makes me lmao
@kevinkaslana9060
@kevinkaslana9060 Жыл бұрын
Arbiter: Gimme that Plasma Rifle. Elite: Asshole.
@parthadebsarathi5890
@parthadebsarathi5890 4 жыл бұрын
4:02 That ODST deserves an Solo spinoff ! 😂😂😂
@tallguy8719
@tallguy8719 4 жыл бұрын
Midnight Riders Edit: COVENANT RIDERS
@aeronautisch
@aeronautisch 4 жыл бұрын
He played the Sax in Halo ODST :)
@buckshot5096
@buckshot5096 4 жыл бұрын
"Press the pause button...Idiot!" 4th wall break!?
@abolivar59
@abolivar59 4 жыл бұрын
"Will be back soon for divorce, Bye bye....... P.S Do you think I can have the dog" 😂😂😂😂🤦🏾‍♂️
@Cardboard_circle
@Cardboard_circle 4 жыл бұрын
@@buckshot5096 i liked this 4th wall break
@BlightHauler247
@BlightHauler247 Жыл бұрын
This is cute -> 2:30
@JamarD421
@JamarD421 Жыл бұрын
4:22 I absolutely love this one. I wonder how many players out there left Chief in idle and didn't pause the game? Idiots. Jesus.....
@tonyscalze4077
@tonyscalze4077 3 жыл бұрын
Chief shattered my man's last hope at reproduction at 2:40 "she was one of the cute ones"
@connordunn7706
@connordunn7706 3 жыл бұрын
*2:34
@crustaceanking3293
@crustaceanking3293 3 жыл бұрын
rip
@derpyprince2319
@derpyprince2319 3 жыл бұрын
2:54
@anonym3
@anonym3 2 жыл бұрын
Yee
@sigma9904
@sigma9904 2 жыл бұрын
@@derpyprince2319 noble six: sadly that's true
@ViquelOoste
@ViquelOoste 3 жыл бұрын
4:03 when he started to scream i was like "no way he's singing this song" XD
@chockyglocky0577
@chockyglocky0577 3 жыл бұрын
It’s a good thing that the classics survived
@Finn_7117
@Finn_7117 3 жыл бұрын
I actually heard him sing it in game
@deranathonarkantos6712
@deranathonarkantos6712 3 жыл бұрын
I love the 4th wall break at the end when he addresses the player!
@blindedjourneyman
@blindedjourneyman 3 жыл бұрын
Thank avery johnson in particular for that. He made em all listen to the classics.
@deranathonarkantos6712
@deranathonarkantos6712 3 жыл бұрын
@Berdeh “War” by Edwin Starr, 1970.
@TsulaAngenati2292
@TsulaAngenati2292 2 жыл бұрын
That Grunt who said “I will love you and pet you and call you George” made me smile with a stupid grin
@MrBoDiggety
@MrBoDiggety Жыл бұрын
This is why Halo 2 kept me busy for 10+ years and is still my fav old school video game. The random funny dialogue would just come out of the blue. Even after 10 years I was still hearing new and unusual things.
@codydagg2259
@codydagg2259 3 жыл бұрын
That ODST guy has the most enthusiasm for a voice actor and I love it.
@matthewhubbard5482
@matthewhubbard5482 3 жыл бұрын
how is the dog?
@codydagg2259
@codydagg2259 3 жыл бұрын
@@matthewhubbard5482 Gotta stay focused on what matters when you're fighting an intergalactic force of aliens.
@christianbethel
@christianbethel 3 жыл бұрын
That's Orlando Jones, man!
@MAVAelitewolf-guys
@MAVAelitewolf-guys 3 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/epufe6p_xs_KeXk.html
@thedestroyer2alltrolls411
@thedestroyer2alltrolls411 Жыл бұрын
It’s Orlando Jones, same actor who voiced Sergeant Banks.
@jonnyboy.m
@jonnyboy.m 4 жыл бұрын
“Thank you, oh it’s still warm” got me dying😂 0:57
@Feeshyenjoyer
@Feeshyenjoyer 4 жыл бұрын
CallMeZombie honestly I find they way the marine says it so funny , like he sounds genuinely amused to see it is warm
@jonnyboy.m
@jonnyboy.m 4 жыл бұрын
Darkwarrior0920 right thats what i thought!!!
@latiumemaka2005
@latiumemaka2005 4 жыл бұрын
He smiles too hahaha
@xxnositxx
@xxnositxx 3 жыл бұрын
I forgot the actirs name but hes in scary movie 2. Its the wheel chair guy. They used a lot of actors in this game for cameos
@neeksthecuz
@neeksthecuz Жыл бұрын
I swear Marines in Halo are exactly how the US Army would be if Aliens invaded us, man did Bungie nail the vibe
@TheMooGoesCow1
@TheMooGoesCow1 2 жыл бұрын
The Covenant: **Is currently at war with all of humanity** Random Elite: 4:57
@TheFacelessStoryMaker
@TheFacelessStoryMaker 2 жыл бұрын
The fact the voice actors recorded all of this for dialogue that you rarely hear is incredible dedication. 6:36: The entire Halo fandom in a nutshell
@TQuong
@TQuong 2 жыл бұрын
Not anymore lol
@FrostyyMcToasty
@FrostyyMcToasty 2 жыл бұрын
The fandom now: NO NO NO PUT IT BACK ON
@Salesman40mm
@Salesman40mm 2 жыл бұрын
AHHHHHHH
@thatonemoron6141
@thatonemoron6141 Жыл бұрын
1:35 *looks at you* Make me a sandwich
@1240Dax
@1240Dax Жыл бұрын
Yeah, truly unbelievable, going above and beyond and risking limb and life to record a few more lines, truly amazing, modern day heroes.
@sonny3703
@sonny3703 3 жыл бұрын
1:11 how my siblings explain the fight
@glaciervalley5710
@glaciervalley5710 2 жыл бұрын
My brother to me 5:17
@twitchgrey7181
@twitchgrey7181 Жыл бұрын
Never in my life I would have thought to have the same emotional connection with the grunt at 4:41
@alexhall5370
@alexhall5370 Жыл бұрын
The delivery of “asshole” at 5:32 is brilliant
@ItsYaBoyYogi
@ItsYaBoyYogi 2 жыл бұрын
5:47 I like how friendly this one is
@stellarthealiendeer
@stellarthealiendeer 2 жыл бұрын
Same
@taubatreal5155
@taubatreal5155 2 жыл бұрын
Thats Canadian elite for you
@animelover5499
@animelover5499 2 жыл бұрын
@@taubatreal5155 😂
@malsawmzualangentemala4677
@malsawmzualangentemala4677 2 жыл бұрын
Surely is
@chinesecovidanalswabs4752
@chinesecovidanalswabs4752 2 жыл бұрын
@@taubatreal5155 eh, arbiter?
@biharimark5506
@biharimark5506 3 жыл бұрын
4:27 Background marine: "Jesus..."
@grave5512
@grave5512 3 жыл бұрын
gotta love the good old days when games had character
@SpicyRamen77
@SpicyRamen77 3 жыл бұрын
I read this right as it happened
@mjpraetorian4386
@mjpraetorian4386 3 жыл бұрын
Think its actually the Sergeant saying this
@B-SybrZaku-ThendHaloAirsofting
@B-SybrZaku-ThendHaloAirsofting 3 жыл бұрын
MJ Praetorian yes
@thespacecowboy71
@thespacecowboy71 Жыл бұрын
"Make me a sandwich" Why did that make me laugh
@StormtrooperTK--ic8pb
@StormtrooperTK--ic8pb 2 жыл бұрын
That ODST singing was the best thing I’ve heard all day
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